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Season 5, Episode 11 — My Buddy's Booty

It's been a week, but I'm having trouble moving past my break-up with Julie.

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It's been a week, but I'm having trouble moving past my break-up with Julie.

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Luckily, my roommate knows how to take care of me.

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Nice.

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Nice.

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Now it's a picture of me and you on a unicorn.

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J.D., that's Gary Busey.

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J.D., that's Gary Busey.

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It's uncanny.

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Now that we live together, Elliot and I were getting tighter every day.

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Now that we live together, Elliot and I were getting tighter every day.

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Oh, my God! That's cold! J. D!

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Oh, my God! That's cold! J. D!

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She wasn't great at practical jokes.

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But still, we'd become inseparable.

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Whoa! OK! Yeah.

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There you are, little fellas.

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There you are, little fellas.

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Thanks for the ride, buddy. See you upstairs.

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Thanks for the ride, buddy. See you upstairs.

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Todd! Gun show!

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Don't worry. I've got permits for these.

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Go ahead and touch 'em. The safety's on.

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Go ahead and touch 'em. The safety's on.

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I keep passing out, but you haven't seen it

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I keep passing out, but you haven't seen it

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'cause it happens when I yawn.

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No problem. Newbie. Quick. Tell him a story.

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No problem. Newbie. Quick. Tell him a story.

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Lay off, bub, OK?

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I'm still upset with this whole Julie thing. I'm...

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I'm still upset with this whole Julie thing. I'm...

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You know, in high school once there was a...

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You know, in high school once there was a...

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Hope that hurt.

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Totally worth it. I need one of you two clowns

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to do a work up on this guy.

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to do a work up on this guy.

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It's going to be a giant pain in the ass.

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It's going to be a giant pain in the ass.

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Newbie, looks like it's you. All the best.

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Newbie, looks like it's you. All the best.

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Damn those rollerblades.

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OK, everybody, let's gather around.

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OK, everybody, let's gather around.

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After six months on the job,

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some interns can become completely overwhelmed.

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some interns can become completely overwhelmed.

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- Where's Rex? - He's gone foetal again.

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- Where's Rex? - He's gone foetal again.

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- Put a blankie on him. - I've got it.

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Unfortunately, young Keith had become competent so quickly

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Unfortunately, young Keith had become competent so quickly

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that every word out of his chiselled mouth

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that every word out of his chiselled mouth

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came tainted with an arrogant smugness that he couldn't hide

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came tainted with an arrogant smugness that he couldn't hide

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no matter how hard he tried.

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Is there anything else I can do?

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Is there anything else I can do?

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Right on cue.

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No, Keith.

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No, Keith.

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All I need right now is a sip of your coffee to make me feel warm in my belly.

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All I need right now is a sip of your coffee to make me feel warm in my belly.

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Oh! Keith! Look what you did!

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Here! Dr Dorian, take my shirt.

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Here! Dr Dorian, take my shirt.

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You think you're better than me?

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You think you're better than me?

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With your rock-hard abs and your dynamite areoles.

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With your rock-hard abs and your dynamite areoles.

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Well, you're not.

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Dr D, what's on your back?

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Dr D, what's on your back?

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Those, Jason, are the panicked scratches of the adolescent raccoon

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Those, Jason, are the panicked scratches of the adolescent raccoon

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who, until animal control can get into my home,

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is currently residing in my sock drawer.

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is currently residing in my sock drawer.

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To clear my head, I decided to give scooter-blading a try.

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To clear my head, I decided to give scooter-blading a try.

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I got this! Gun it, grandma!

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I got this! Gun it, grandma!

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OK.

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That was close!

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(theme song)

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You OK, Dr Dorian?

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You OK, Dr Dorian?

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Keith, it's like you're begging me to hate you.

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- I don't feel like I am. - You can't stop, can you?

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- I don't feel like I am. - You can't stop, can you?

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Newbie, today.

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We were both edgy because our favourite patient, Mrs Wilk,

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We were both edgy because our favourite patient, Mrs Wilk,

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had developed a lung infection and needed to be intubated.

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had developed a lung infection and needed to be intubated.

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Basically, we had to put her into a coma.

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Basically, we had to put her into a coma.

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At her age, there's always a good chance she'll never wake up.

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A whole week of sleep. You'll have some killer bed head.

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A whole week of sleep. You'll have some killer bed head.

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I'm nervous. Sorry. I love bed head.

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Marge, the patient should not have to be braver than you.

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Marge, the patient should not have to be braver than you.

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Go easy on him. He's my fella.

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Now listen, if this doesn't work, I want you to just let me go.

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Now listen, if this doesn't work, I want you to just let me go.

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Don't let me linger.

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You'd think we'd be used to this kind of stuff by now,

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You'd think we'd be used to this kind of stuff by now,

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when a patient's been around for a while, it gets to everyone.

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when a patient's been around for a while, it gets to everyone.

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No matter how long you've been here.

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Turkelton, you're a surgeon. When did you ever deal with Mrs Wilk?

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Turkelton, you're a surgeon. When did you ever deal with Mrs Wilk?

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You're not extending your arm. It's called pop and lock, Christopher.

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You're not extending your arm. It's called pop and lock, Christopher.

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- Not pop and dangle. - OK.

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- Not pop and dangle. - OK.

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OK?

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Oh. OK.

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- You're getting it now, baby. - OK.

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- You're getting it now, baby. - OK.

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- I'll see you later. - Go Michael!

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- I'll see you later. - Go Michael!

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She changed my life.

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All right. Here we go. See you in a couple days.

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All right. Here we go. See you in a couple days.

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Let's hope so.

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Let's hope so.

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Everyone has their own way of getting stuff off their mind.

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Everyone has their own way of getting stuff off their mind.

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Some people like to work it off.

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Some people like to work it off.

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Others try to drink it away.

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Others try to drink it away.

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For me, I had heard that the piercing girl at the mall was easy.

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For me, I had heard that the piercing girl at the mall was easy.

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Thanks for pencilling me in.

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Thanks for pencilling me in.

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Maybe later you could show me where else you're pierced.

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- Why wait till later? - All right.

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- Why wait till later? - All right.

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I feel so close to you right now.

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I feel so close to you right now.

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Why do I forget that I'm lactose intolerant?

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Why do I forget that I'm lactose intolerant?

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What are you doing here?

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We were so bummed about Mrs Wilk

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We were so bummed about Mrs Wilk

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we inhaled six gallons of ice cream.

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Would you tell Dr Kelso

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Would you tell Dr Kelso

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to make this gym more female friendly?

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- There's no equipment for women here.

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- There's no equipment for women here.

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- Yeah.

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Know where there's all kinds of equipment for women? Toddland.

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Know where there's all kinds of equipment for women? Toddland.

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Damn it, Todd. What did I tell you about talking like that around my wife?

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Damn it, Todd. What did I tell you about talking like that around my wife?

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- Wait until she leaves and then say it?

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- Exactly.

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- Exactly.

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You're welcome.

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- Saving this seat for your ex-wife?

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- Saving this seat for your ex-wife?

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- No. She... she's over there.

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- No. She... she's over there.

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Do you know that guy pointing at us?

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Do you know that guy pointing at us?

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No. You should fight him.

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One rule. No yapping.

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One rule. No yapping.

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The only thing I want to hear is my liver drunkenly singing rugby songs.

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The only thing I want to hear is my liver drunkenly singing rugby songs.

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Calm down. I'm not even here.

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Calm down. I'm not even here.

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Seriously, my shift at the hospital doesn't end for three hours.

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Seriously, my shift at the hospital doesn't end for three hours.

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- I hate that place and everyone in it. - I'll drink to hate.

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Cheers.

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You're right. But, you know...

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You're right. But, you know...

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You know what else I hate about Kelso?

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His hair smells like a pet store.

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His hair smells like a pet store.

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Actually, that's my fault.

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I filled his hairspray can with dog sweat.

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I filled his hairspray can with dog sweat.

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- Dogs don't sweat. - No?

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- Dogs don't sweat. - No?

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- What the hell am I putting in there? - We're giving Bobby a ride home.

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- What the hell am I putting in there? - We're giving Bobby a ride home.

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Say goodnight to your girlfriend. He'll be here tomorrow.

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I will. Not that it matters.

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I will. Not that it matters.

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Not that I care.

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Not that I care.

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Perry!

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Perry!

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Dorm closes at midnight. - I gotta go. - Yep.

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Dorm closes at midnight. - I gotta go. - Yep.

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I tell you, I am done trying to pick up the random ladies.

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I tell you, I am done trying to pick up the random ladies.

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Every time I do, I end up with face holes

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Every time I do, I end up with face holes

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and an emerald stud on my peep.

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Which I'm keeping.

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Which I'm keeping.

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You're surrounded by interns who'd do anything to get with the attending.

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You're surrounded by interns who'd do anything to get with the attending.

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- Make a booty call. - He's right.

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People have been making booty calls since the dawn of time.

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People have been making booty calls since the dawn of time.

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Kronk, why you go now?

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Kronk, why you go now?

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Hey. You're up.

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Hey. You're up.

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Look. I don't know what you're looking for,

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Look. I don't know what you're looking for,

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but I just got out of a really tough relationship with this girl, Debbie.

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but I just got out of a really tough relationship with this girl, Debbie.

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Also, my sister was carried off by a giant bird

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Also, my sister was carried off by a giant bird

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so we've all been in mourning about that.

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And my brother ate my foot.

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And my brother ate my foot.

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But you are just fantastic.

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But you are just fantastic.

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The things you were doing last night, they were, well, crazy.

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The things you were doing last night, they were, well, crazy.

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OK? So when I clear my own stuff up, I'd love to get back together with you.

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OK? So when I clear my own stuff up, I'd love to get back together with you.

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Hungry.

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OK, I should really go.

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OK, I should really go.

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You know what? I'll do it. If my partner-in-crime here'll join me.

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You know what? I'll do it. If my partner-in-crime here'll join me.

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J.D., booty calls are pathetic.

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More than e-mailing your high school boyfriend to see about his marriage?

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More than e-mailing your high school boyfriend to see about his marriage?

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Black hand side.

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Black hand side.

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Carla, Mike Gorski wrote

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"keep in touch" in my yearbook and that's all I'm doing.

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"keep in touch" in my yearbook and that's all I'm doing.

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He did say that his wife Carol is his soul mate and yes,

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He did say that his wife Carol is his soul mate and yes,

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they have twins,

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but he also said that he wished she knew how to ski,

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but he also said that he wished she knew how to ski,

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so let's just see if they're together come winter.

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so let's just see if they're together come winter.

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Yes, J.D., I will do this with you.

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Oh, Dr Kelso.

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Oh, Dr Kelso.

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Where's your wife going?

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Where's your wife going?

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He's gonna ask Dr Kelso if we can get some equipment for women

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in the gym.

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Oh. That is so nice.

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My baby's learning.

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My baby's learning.

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Are you crazy?

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Why would you want your wife in the gym?

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Because unlike you, I don't hate my wife.

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Because unlike you, I don't hate my wife.

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Yet. You don't hate your wife yet.

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Yet. You don't hate your wife yet.

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But think about it, huh?

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You go to work, she's there. You go out, she's there.

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You go to work, she's there. You go out, she's there.

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And when you go home, where is she?

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And when you go home, where is she?

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- There? - Ding.

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- There? - Ding.

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Women are everywhere. Except for the gym.

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Women are everywhere. Except for the gym.

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That's why it's such a magical place.

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Don't ruin that. Don't be that guy.

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Don't ruin that. Don't be that guy.

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Come on. You're so much more than that.

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I'm begging you.

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I'm actually saving that for someone.

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- That's not allowed. - Fair enough.

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- That's not allowed. - Fair enough.

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Say, that's a real nice pantsuit you have there.

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Say, that's a real nice pantsuit you have there.

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Oh, well, thank you. It's 40 percent off.

#291

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Oh, well, thank you. It's 40 percent off.

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Swing by my place and see if we can't get it 100 percent off?

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Swing by my place and see if we can't get it 100 percent off?

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Had to be done.

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- Thanks. I got your next one. - Don't mention it.

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I'm late 'cause Dorian parked his scooter behind my new van.

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I'm late 'cause Dorian parked his scooter behind my new van.

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Practically punctured a tyre backing over it.

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Practically punctured a tyre backing over it.

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Kid drives me crazy.

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A new van, huh?

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You blew up the old one over a bet. Remember?

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You blew up the old one over a bet. Remember?

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Right.

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Dorian drives me crazy too.

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Dorian drives me crazy too.

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But what are you going to do about it?

#308

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I stole this from his locker.

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I come by here a couple times a week and move stuff around.

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I come by here a couple times a week and move stuff around.

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Turn off his alarm. Maybe cut his bangs.

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Turn off his alarm. Maybe cut his bangs.

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You're in need of help, but darn it, I'm not gonna give it to ya.

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You're in need of help, but darn it, I'm not gonna give it to ya.

#315

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How sound a sleeper you think he is?

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How sound a sleeper you think he is?

#317

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Well, watch this.

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Why?

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Why?

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So, what now?

#321

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Naked. Excellent.

#322

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Naked. Excellent.

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Who took my emerald?

#324

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After paying the Janitor the unreasonable sum of $90

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After paying the Janitor the unreasonable sum of $90

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to move my bed back home...

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to move my bed back home...

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... we decided to round up our interns

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so we could pick out our respective booty calls.

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so we could pick out our respective booty calls.

#331

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Welcome to Fuglyville.

#332

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Welcome to Fuglyville.

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J.D., I don't want to do this.

#334

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Can't we just go home and put on

#335

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Can't we just go home and put on

#336

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our pj's and watch Grey's Anatomy?

#337

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Oh, I do love that show.

#338

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Oh, I do love that show.

#339

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It's like they've been watching our lives

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and then just put it on TV.

#341

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and then just put it on TV.

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Yeah.

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Carla listened at the door

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while I was helping Turk ask for gym equipment.

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while I was helping Turk ask for gym equipment.

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- What do you want? - And then Turk lied.

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- What do you want? - And then Turk lied.

#348

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Sir, we're here on behalf of Dr Bianca.

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Sir, we're here on behalf of Dr Bianca.

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You know, the albino radiologist?

#351

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You know, the albino radiologist?

#352

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Oh, Jim!

#353

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Who'd he get pregnant this time?

#354

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Who'd he get pregnant this time?

#355

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I tell you, the ladies cannot resist that ivory rascal.

#356

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I tell you, the ladies cannot resist that ivory rascal.

#357

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Sir, Jim is demanding that he gets new equipment in his lab.

#358

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Sir, Jim is demanding that he gets new equipment in his lab.

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Demanding?

#360

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There is no way in hell that Jim is getting new equipment!

#361

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There is no way in hell that Jim is getting new equipment!

#362

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Sorry, baby. I tried.

#363

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Sorry, baby. I tried.

#364

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- Has there been any change? - She's still the same.

#365

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I guess in the back of my mind I was hoping for a pleasant surprise

#366

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I guess in the back of my mind I was hoping for a pleasant surprise

#367

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because around here most of them are unpleasant.

#368

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because around here most of them are unpleasant.

#369

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Like when a guy you thought you connected with turns on you.

#370

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Hey. How's the day treating you, big guy?

#371

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Hey. How's the day treating you, big guy?

#372

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You're not talking to me, are you, Doogie?

#373

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You're not talking to me, are you, Doogie?

#374

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Doogie?

#375

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This is a doctor no-fly zone, bubs.

#376

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This is a doctor no-fly zone, bubs.

#377

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Speaking of flies, yours is down.

#378

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Oh, no! You fell for the grade school zinger!

#379

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Oh, no! You fell for the grade school zinger!

#380

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You gotta go! Back to the game, boys.

#381

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You gotta go! Back to the game, boys.

#382

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And you guys would not believe how hard my man fought for us.

#383

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And you guys would not believe how hard my man fought for us.

#384

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Yeah. Well, you know, ladies, I do what I do when I do what I do.

#385

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Yeah. Well, you know, ladies, I do what I do when I do what I do.

#386

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Or your boss blows your cover.

#387

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Or your boss blows your cover.

#388

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Turkelton, I have reconsidered your request

#389

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and I've decided to give old Jim that new MRI machine.

#390

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and I've decided to give old Jim that new MRI machine.

#391

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See, baby... No! Wait!

#392

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Of course, my surprise came the next morning

#393

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Of course, my surprise came the next morning

#394

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when I found out Elliot had broken

#395

⇓

our no booty call agreement.

#396

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With my nemesis.

#397

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Why is he wearing my robe?

#398

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Why is he wearing my robe?

#399

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It fits me.

#400

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- J.D., I can explain. - Oh, you did it twice.

#401

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- J.D., I can explain. - Oh, you did it twice.

#402

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All righty. Somebody's a stud. We got a stud alert in here!

#403

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All righty. Somebody's a stud. We got a stud alert in here!

#404

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OK, this is just mathematically impossible.

#405

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OK, this is just mathematically impossible.

#406

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Keith, Dr Dorian and I have to get to work now, OK?

#407

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Keith, Dr Dorian and I have to get to work now, OK?

#408

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Why don't you clean this up, then drop off my laundry

#409

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Why don't you clean this up, then drop off my laundry

#410

⇓

and get me a coffee and bring it to the hospital.

#411

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and get me a coffee and bring it to the hospital.

#412

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Run, like a bunny.

#413

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Sure thing, Elliot.

#414

⇓

Keith! It's after nine. It's Dr Reid now.

#415

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Keith! It's after nine. It's Dr Reid now.

#416

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Dr Reid. Dr Reid.

#417

⇓

Dr Reid. Dr Reid.

#418

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I love booty calls.

#419

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"El Toro Grande"?

#420

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"El Toro Grande"?

#421

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I'm not familiar with this brand.

#422

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I'm not familiar with this brand.

#423

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No change. Her FIO2 is still 50 percent.

#424

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No change. Her FIO2 is still 50 percent.

#425

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I said no cream.

#426

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I didn't say no cream. It's like having a sex puppy.

#427

⇓

I didn't say no cream. It's like having a sex puppy.

#428

⇓

- What's your problem? - I can't stand that guy.

#429

⇓

- What's your problem? - I can't stand that guy.

#430

⇓

J.D., he's just a booty call.

#431

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J.D., he's just a booty call.

#432

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- Say the word and I'll end it. - I'd appreciate it if you'd end it.

#433

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- Say the word and I'll end it. - I'd appreciate it if you'd end it.

#434

⇓

Oh, my God. You've turned Keith into forbidden fruit.

#435

⇓

Oh, my God. You've turned Keith into forbidden fruit.

#436

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I must have him now.

#437

⇓

I must have him now.

#438

⇓

Heel!

#439

⇓

Oh. Hey, bud. Check out my new mop bling.

#440

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Bling!

#441

⇓

Bling!

#442

⇓

It's cool. I cleaned it.

#443

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Oh, so what? Now we're pals again?

#444

⇓

Oh, so what? Now we're pals again?

#445

⇓

I've got to be honest. I'm confused, Sasquatch.

#446

⇓

I got a rep to protect, OK?

#447

⇓

I got a rep to protect, OK?

#448

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I'm seen as the king of working folks.

#449

⇓

If they catch me hobnobbing with a doctor-type,

#450

⇓

I won't get my cut of prosthetics we looted from the storage room.

#451

⇓

I won't get my cut of prosthetics we looted from the storage room.

#452

⇓

- How's that? - We sell feet to college kids for $500.

#453

⇓

- How's that? - We sell feet to college kids for $500.

#454

⇓

Apparently, they... smoke something out of them.

#455

⇓

Apparently, they... smoke something out of them.

#456

⇓

Let me get this straight. You are embarrassed to be seen with me?

#457

⇓

Let me get this straight. You are embarrassed to be seen with me?

#458

⇓

At the hospital.

#459

⇓

At the bar we can hang out all we want.

#460

⇓

At the bar we can hang out all we want.

#461

⇓

You rich, yacht-owning punk! You think...

#462

⇓

They're gone. It's cool. See you at the bar.

#463

⇓

They're gone. It's cool. See you at the bar.

#464

⇓

Aw, sweetie,

#465

⇓

do you want me to call his mommy

#466

⇓

do you want me to call his mommy

#467

⇓

and tell her he's being mean to you?

#468

⇓

My friend is mean to me.

#469

⇓

My friend is mean to me.

#470

⇓

Listen. Honey, I know you're angry.

#471

⇓

But look what I found in my locker. A wad of cash.

#472

⇓

But look what I found in my locker. A wad of cash.

#473

⇓

You can buy the shoes you wanted.

#474

⇓

I'm not mad about that gym thing. Sign this please.

#475

⇓

I'm not mad about that gym thing. Sign this please.

#476

⇓

Any of you ladies have a pen?

#477

⇓

You set me up.

#478

⇓

Baby, you are mad.

#479

⇓

It's not a crime for me to want one place

#480

⇓

It's not a crime for me to want one place

#481

⇓

that I can hang out by myself.

#482

⇓

Turk, I am not mad, OK?

#483

⇓

Turk, I am not mad, OK?

#484

⇓

Now staple these, please.

#485

⇓

Now staple these, please.

#486

⇓

Anybody got a stapler?

#487

⇓

Anybody got a stapler?

#488

⇓

I promised myself I wouldn't pick on Keith,

#489

⇓

I promised myself I wouldn't pick on Keith,

#490

⇓

but this one he had coming.

#491

⇓

OK, guys. Gather round, gather round.

#492

⇓

OK, guys. Gather round, gather round.

#493

⇓

Your hero, Keith here,

#494

⇓

forgot to check the blood levels on Mr Joy this morning

#495

⇓

forgot to check the blood levels on Mr Joy this morning

#496

⇓

and guess what?

#497

⇓

He's dead.

#498

⇓

Way to go there, Keith.

#499

⇓

I've never seen this guy before.

#500

⇓

I've never seen this guy before.

#501

⇓

Oh! Way to get to know your patients there, murderer.

#502

⇓

Oh! Way to get to know your patients there, murderer.

#503

⇓

There's Mr Joy.

#504

⇓

J.D., did you steal him from the morgue?

#505

⇓

J.D., did you steal him from the morgue?

#506

⇓

I left a note on the decapitated guy's stump

#507

⇓

I'd have him back by 2.

#508

⇓

I'd have him back by 2.

#509

⇓

It is 1.45.

#510

⇓

I have to take him back to the basement

#511

⇓

I have to take him back to the basement

#512

⇓

and I don't even have my gurney.

#513

⇓

I hate dead people.

#514

⇓

All right. The real reason that I brought Mr Joy up here

#515

⇓

All right. The real reason that I brought Mr Joy up here

#516

⇓

was for a teaching exercise.

#517

⇓

Can anyone figure out the cause of death?

#518

⇓

Can anyone figure out the cause of death?

#519

⇓

Maybe when you leaned over to check his I.V.,

#520

⇓

Maybe when you leaned over to check his I.V.,

#521

⇓

you smothered him to death with one of your love handles.

#522

⇓

What did you say, Keith?

#523

⇓

Dr Reid told me if you picked on me I should stand up for myself.

#524

⇓

Dr Reid told me if you picked on me I should stand up for myself.

#525

⇓

And that you're very sensitive about your... doughy physique.

#526

⇓

And that you're very sensitive about your... doughy physique.

#527

⇓

Well, I'm not.

#528

⇓

Please, no one help. He's not heavy at all.

#529

⇓

Please, no one help. He's not heavy at all.

#530

⇓

Out of professional decorum

#531

⇓

we should refrain from talking about Dr Reid.

#532

⇓

we should refrain from talking about Dr Reid.

#533

⇓

He's boinking her, everyone.

#534

⇓

He's boinking her, everyone.

#535

⇓

That's why he gets special treatment.

#536

⇓

What did she say to do if I said that?

#537

⇓

Page her.

#538

⇓

Hello.

#539

⇓

I forgot how strong you are when you're mad.

#540

⇓

I forgot how strong you are when you're mad.

#541

⇓

Hey, can I... can I talk to you for a sec?

#542

⇓

Hey, can I... can I talk to you for a sec?

#543

⇓

What's the matter, Sally? Vending machine's out of bras again?

#544

⇓

What's the matter, Sally? Vending machine's out of bras again?

#545

⇓

Nice. You tell him.

#546

⇓

What's up, buddy?

#547

⇓

What's up, buddy?

#548

⇓

I just thought your friends might be interested

#549

⇓

in seeing this photo

#550

⇓

in seeing this photo

#551

⇓

I took with my cell phone the other night.

#552

⇓

I'm going to airbrush "Friends Forever."

#553

⇓

Then I'm gonna hang these bad boys all over the hospital.

#554

⇓

Then I'm gonna hang these bad boys all over the hospital.

#555

⇓

Oh, evocative.

#556

⇓

Oh, evocative.

#557

⇓

- Give it to me. - You want it? Come and get it.

#558

⇓

- Come and get it. - Gentlemen,

#559

⇓

- Come and get it. - Gentlemen,

#560

⇓

let's try to be professional.

#561

⇓

let's try to be professional.

#562

⇓

I left my gurney downstairs in the morgue.

#563

⇓

I left my gurney downstairs in the morgue.

#564

⇓

You're a superstar.

#565

⇓

One of them staplers could've killed me.

#566

⇓

One of them staplers could've killed me.

#567

⇓

Know what bothers me?

#568

⇓

You whining about me being in your space

#569

⇓

You whining about me being in your space

#570

⇓

when you never want to be alone.

#571

⇓

For God's sake, you bought side-by-side toilets.

#572

⇓

For God's sake, you bought side-by-side toilets.

#573

⇓

- That was a surprise for your birthday. - A surprise for me.

#574

⇓

- That was a surprise for your birthday. - A surprise for me.

#575

⇓

- Surprise! How about that? OK? - I don't want it. Take it back.

#576

⇓

- Surprise! How about that? OK? - I don't want it. Take it back.

#577

⇓

Doughy physique, Elliot? Doughy physique?

#578

⇓

Doughy physique, Elliot? Doughy physique?

#579

⇓

If the pear-shaped shirt fits, wear it.

#580

⇓

I am ashamed of you, OK?

#581

⇓

I am ashamed of you, OK?

#582

⇓

Do you know how petty it is to get that personal?

#583

⇓

- My own face, OK? - That's what I'm telling you.

#584

⇓

- My own face, OK? - That's what I'm telling you.

#585

⇓

Once when we were dating, Elliot asked me to urinate on her.

#586

⇓

Once when we were dating, Elliot asked me to urinate on her.

#587

⇓

I had been stung by a jellyfish!

#588

⇓

Around here, it can feel like good things never happen.

#589

⇓

Around here, it can feel like good things never happen.

#590

⇓

Good to see you, you old bird.

#591

⇓

Did I miss anything?

#592

⇓

I'll catch you up later.

#593

⇓

I'll catch you up later.

#594

⇓

Of course, when they do,

#595

⇓

all the petty little arguments fade away.

#596

⇓

all the petty little arguments fade away.

#597

⇓

And you don't mind waiting a little longer for your workout.

#598

⇓

And you don't mind waiting a little longer for your workout.

#599

⇓

Or your bar friend not being your work friend.

#600

⇓

Or your bar friend not being your work friend.

#601

⇓

Because the truth is, when you put stuff in perspective,

#602

⇓

Because the truth is, when you put stuff in perspective,

#603

⇓

the little things will never bother you again.

#604

⇓

the little things will never bother you again.

#605

⇓

Good morning, Dr D.

#606

⇓

Dr Reid told me to get my sweet ass out of the shower

#607

⇓

Dr Reid told me to get my sweet ass out of the shower

#608

⇓

and make an omelette.

#609

⇓

You want one?

#610

⇓

Did I say never?

#611

⇓

Did I say never?

#612

⇓

Did I say never?

#613

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#614

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#615

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