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Season 5, Episode 12 — My Cabbage
The worst thing about Elliot having picked intern, Keith,
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The worst thing about Elliot having picked intern, Keith,
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as her permanent booty call is that if he's had beers,
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as her permanent booty call is that if he's had beers,
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he sometimes forgets which bedroom is hers.
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- I'm here, lover. - Tender.
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- I'm here, lover. - Tender.
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In my defence, Keith's a decent kisser,
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and anyone waking up that way would let out a pleasure moan.
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and anyone waking up that way would let out a pleasure moan.
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Happened in college.
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Happened in college.
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What guy drunkenly kissed you while you were sleeping?
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At that moment Turk and I remembered the incident
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At that moment Turk and I remembered the incident
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we'd managed to block out for 12 years.
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we'd managed to block out for 12 years.
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OK with us not hanging out?
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- Totally. - OK.
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- Totally. - OK.
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I'd miss Turk, but my favourite intern was around to cheer me up:
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I'd miss Turk, but my favourite intern was around to cheer me up:
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Jason Cabbaggio. Or, as I had brilliantly nicknamed him...
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Jason Cabbaggio. Or, as I had brilliantly nicknamed him...
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- Cabbage! - Yes, sir.
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Oh, no, Mark. I was talking to Cabbage.
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Oh, no, Mark. I was talking to Cabbage.
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Well, my last name is Cabbage.
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Well, my last name is Cabbage.
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I know, but I nicknamed you "Wolfman"
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because of your keen sense of smell.
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because of your keen sense of smell.
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And your ridiculously hairy torso.
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And your ridiculously hairy torso.
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What can I do you for?
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Dr D, is the IV supposed to leak like this?
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Dr D, is the IV supposed to leak like this?
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Yes and no. Mostly no. Really, really, all no.
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Don't worry. I got your back. First thing is, take a little nipper yourself.
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Don't worry. I got your back. First thing is, take a little nipper yourself.
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Got some on you! That's some of the fun that you can have.
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Got some on you! That's some of the fun that you can have.
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Seriously, just watch and learn, watch and learn.
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Seriously, just watch and learn, watch and learn.
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It's an honour to watch you work.
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It's an honour to watch you work.
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Take it all in, Cabbage. Take it all in.
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Yes, I like some interns more than others,
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Yes, I like some interns more than others,
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but I never let personal feelings affect my professional behaviour.
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but I never let personal feelings affect my professional behaviour.
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You're late. Doesn't surprise me because you're a bad person.
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You're late. Doesn't surprise me because you're a bad person.
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They needed help with a shooting victim.
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Lies will get you nowhere, Keith.
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- I'm covered in his blood. - That could be anyone's blood.
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- I'm covered in his blood. - That could be anyone's blood.
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Here's the gunshot victim.
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Hey, look, my blood.
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Hey, look, my blood.
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- That's not your blood. - Yes, it is.
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- That's not your blood. - Yes, it is.
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Quiet time.
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Listen. If Mr Burton wants surgery, call me on my cellie.
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Listen. If Mr Burton wants surgery, call me on my cellie.
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Cool. What's your number?
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- You have my number. - I don't. I changed phones.
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- You have my number. - I don't. I changed phones.
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You didn't switch old numbers into the new phone?
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You didn't switch old numbers into the new phone?
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Yeah, but I decided to just put a couple emergency numbers on here.
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Yeah, but I decided to just put a couple emergency numbers on here.
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The Butterball Turkey Helpline?
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This one says, "That Guy In The Restaurant."
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I clicked with "That Guy In The Restaurant," OK?
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I clicked with "That Guy In The Restaurant," OK?
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We spent all night talking about... something, OK?
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We spent all night talking about... something, OK?
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If I need you, I can just call Carla.
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It's not like we hang out.
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It's not like we hang out.
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I bet you don't have my number.
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I bet you don't have my number.
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Not even Keith could bum me out,
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because everybody's favourite patient, Mrs Wilk, is going home.
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because everybody's favourite patient, Mrs Wilk, is going home.
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I'm not gonna miss this food.
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I'm not gonna miss this food.
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Well, the nurses and I got you this.
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You should see the size of the stationery store.
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You should see the size of the stationery store.
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That was a huge courtesy laugh
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because I was about to trump Carla's goodbye gift like nobody's business.
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because I was about to trump Carla's goodbye gift like nobody's business.
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because I was about to trump Carla's goodbye gift like nobody's business.
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Mrs Wilk, I remember how much you like basketball,
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so I got you a DVD of the NBA's Greatest Centers of All Time
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so I got you a DVD of the NBA's Greatest Centers of All Time
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signed by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
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signed by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
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Oh, J.D., this is so sweet!
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Oh, J.D., this is so sweet!
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Winner!
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- My gift is in the same vein. - Oh, is it, Keith?
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- My gift is in the same vein. - Oh, is it, Keith?
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Mr Abdul-Jabbar is on my dad's flag football team.
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Mr Abdul-Jabbar is on my dad's flag football team.
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Hi, Patricia.
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That's not my signature.
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Did you sign this? It's illegal.
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Did you sign this? It's illegal.
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OK. Back to the psych ward, Mr Rosenberg. Crazy.
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OK. Back to the psych ward, Mr Rosenberg. Crazy.
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(theme song)
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(theme song)
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That morning seemed like any other.
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That morning seemed like any other.
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Dr Mickhead was back, having beaten the rap on murdering his spouse...
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Dr Mickhead was back, having beaten the rap on murdering his spouse...
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Anybody want a cool prison jumpsuit?
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Dr Kelso was having his daily staring contest
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Dr Kelso was having his daily staring contest
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with the last double-chocolate-chocolate-chip muffin.
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Let's end this charade.
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Let's end this charade.
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You win again. You always do.
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You win again. You always do.
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Would someone explain what that bird is doing in my hospital?
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Would someone explain what that bird is doing in my hospital?
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Sanchez appears to be flying, sir.
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I've named him Sanchez. He set up shop in that old wreath there.
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I've named him Sanchez. He set up shop in that old wreath there.
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I'd take it down, but patients seem to love the little guy.
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I'd take it down, but patients seem to love the little guy.
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That disease-infested scavenger is a serious health risk.
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That disease-infested scavenger is a serious health risk.
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No.
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No.
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Know the No.1 cause of death in a hospital?
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- Your breath? - Infection.
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- Your breath? - Infection.
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Know how quickly infection spreads in a hospital?
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- Your breath? - That doesn't make sense.
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- Your breath? - That doesn't make sense.
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Don't care.
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Look, infection can start with a simple sneeze.
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Look, infection can start with a simple sneeze.
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And then a handshake.
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And then a handshake.
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Perhaps an accidental collision.
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Perhaps an accidental collision.
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Then a simple touch on the shoulder.
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And just like that, you have a patient in trouble.
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And just like that, you have a patient in trouble.
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Chinatown is awesome!
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Chinatown is awesome!
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I want that bird gone.
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I realise you'd like to be at your grandmother's funeral on Saturday.
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I realise you'd like to be at your grandmother's funeral on Saturday.
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Heck, we all would.
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You can't take a day off whenever you feel like it.
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You can't take a day off whenever you feel like it.
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How come Cabbage got off so he could go see King Kong?
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Because Keith, Cabbage is an ape enthusiast. Show him a little.
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Because Keith, Cabbage is an ape enthusiast. Show him a little.
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It's like I'm at the zoo.
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It's like I'm at the zoo.
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Put the thing in your mouth when you... Yeah.
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Put the thing in your mouth when you... Yeah.
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See ya, Mrs Wilk.
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See ya, Mrs Wilk.
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I'm gonna miss you.
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I'm gonna miss our late-night talks.
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I'm gonna miss our late-night talks.
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You can call me anytime you want, sweetie.
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You can call me anytime you want, sweetie.
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Got your number right here in my... phone. Sorry.
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Don't even worry about it. It's OK.
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Don't even worry about it. It's OK.
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- We are so not cool. - We're not?
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- We are so not cool. - We're not?
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Why are you making such a big deal out of this? It was a simple...
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Why are you making such a big deal out of this? It was a simple...
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Mr Burton, hi!
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Mr Burton, hi!
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In a few minutes, they'll get you for aortobifem bypass surgery.
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In a few minutes, they'll get you for aortobifem bypass surgery.
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If there's anything we can do, let us know.
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If there's anything we can do, let us know.
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Well, if I don't make it, I want you to make sure my sons get this note.
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Well, if I don't make it, I want you to make sure my sons get this note.
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- Done. - Done.
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I can't believe you fell for that.
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I can't believe you fell for that.
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Why would that call have been for you? It's my cell phone.
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Why would that call have been for you? It's my cell phone.
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You got my "1" button?
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Hey! Now I can't call my buddies in Saigon.
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Hey! Now I can't call my buddies in Saigon.
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Touche. What else can you do?
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Touche. What else can you do?
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Could I borrow five bucks? Left my wallet at home.
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Could I borrow five bucks? Left my wallet at home.
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What for? Abraham Lincoln...
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What for? Abraham Lincoln...
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Abraham Lincoln is your president crush
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or because Woolworths is having a girdle sale?
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or because Woolworths is having a girdle sale?
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There, I did it for you. Don't talk with your mouth full.
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There, I did it for you. Don't talk with your mouth full.
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- All I have are hundreds. - You a prostitute?
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I worked the streets. I'm a prostitute?
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I worked the streets. I'm a prostitute?
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- Nice job. - Thanks.
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- Nice job. - Thanks.
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Thank you.
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Nice job, buddy. Let's go get you that hat. Mine.
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Nice job, buddy. Let's go get you that hat. Mine.
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- Where's my change? - A bird took it.
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I want it back by tonight or I'm gonna beat it out of you.
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I want it back by tonight or I'm gonna beat it out of you.
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Why are you sitting here?
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Why are you sitting here?
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I'd sit with my interns, but Keith's over there and I can't stand him.
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I'd sit with my interns, but Keith's over there and I can't stand him.
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I've seen that kid. Horrible.
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I would sooner leave my medical care in the hands of Dr Acula.
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I would sooner leave my medical care in the hands of Dr Acula.
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Yes, I read your vampire screenplay and as much as it pains me to say it,
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Yes, I read your vampire screenplay and as much as it pains me to say it,
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I didn't hate it. Here's what you do with this Keith:
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I didn't hate it. Here's what you do with this Keith:
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Turn the heat up on his ass and he'll make a mistake.
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Turn the heat up on his ass and he'll make a mistake.
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Then bounce him out of here.
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What did you think of the Transylvania sequence?
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What did you think of the Transylvania sequence?
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I wrote it on-call and the next morning,
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I read it, and I was like, "What was I thinking?"
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I read it, and I was like, "What was I thinking?"
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Bethany, focus.
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Bethany, focus.
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I can't pick one of 'em out to torture.
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Then dump on all of 'em! I'm sure they deserve it.
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Then dump on all of 'em! I'm sure they deserve it.
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You are their teacher. How competent can they be?
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You are their teacher. How competent can they be?
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This morning, one of 'em had trouble with an IV.
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This morning, one of 'em had trouble with an IV.
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One made a diagnosis off a backwards x-ray.
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Last week, one confused a suppository with a Mike and Ike.
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Last week, one confused a suppository with a Mike and Ike.
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Last week, one confused a suppository with a Mike and Ike.
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Stellar group there. Let the torturing commence.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
#256
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That means conversational time is O-V-E-R.
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That means conversational time is O-V-E-R.
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Please exit the area. Please exit the area.
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Please exit the area. Please exit the area.
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I'd love to talk to you more about the screenplay.
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Please exit the area...
#262
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Please exit the area...
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Turk and Elliot were having a hard time
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Turk and Elliot were having a hard time
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because Mr Burton didn't make it through surgery.
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We did everything we could for him.
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We did everything we could for him.
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We are so sorry, Devin, Eric.
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We are so sorry, Devin, Eric.
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That's Devin. I'm Eric.
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Oh, you guys must get that all the time.
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Oh, you guys must get that all the time.
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Because all black people look the same?
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Because all black people look the same?
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God, no! Because you're identical twins.
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- Is she always this racist? - Oh, there's a pattern.
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- Is she always this racist? - Oh, there's a pattern.
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Identical twins, Turk!
#279
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Identical twins, Turk!
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Keith, it looks like somebody's gone prematurely gray.
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Keith, it looks like somebody's gone prematurely gray.
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That's gonna hurt with the ladies.
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That's gonna hurt with the ladies.
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Wow.
#285
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Dr Cox told me you were tough on your interns.
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Dr Cox told me you were tough on your interns.
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I had no idea you were gonna go all cotton ball on their asses.
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I had no idea you were gonna go all cotton ball on their asses.
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I know how to deal with people, Carla. Check this.
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I know how to deal with people, Carla. Check this.
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Cabbage! Heat test.
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It's a little hot.
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I'll add some milk. Thank you.
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I'll add some milk. Thank you.
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- See? - Yeah.
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And now, it's goodbye, Keith.
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And now, it's goodbye, Keith.
#298
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Interns, gather!
#299
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The next person who screws up is gonna be suspended for two weeks.
#300
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The next person who screws up is gonna be suspended for two weeks.
#301
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The next person who screws up is gonna be suspended for two weeks.
#302
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This is a list of all of your names. At least the ones I remember.
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This is a list of all of your names. At least the ones I remember.
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At the end of each day, I will either write a smiley face or a sad face
#305
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At the end of each day, I will either write a smiley face or a sad face
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next to your name. One sad face, and you are gonzo.
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And I want to warn you, I write my sad faces pretty darn sad.
#308
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And I want to warn you, I write my sad faces pretty darn sad.
#309
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Allow me to demonstrate. May I borrow your pen?
#310
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Not going to happen. I had to strangle a nurse to get this clicky top.
#311
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Not going to happen. I had to strangle a nurse to get this clicky top.
#312
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Please. I'm in the middle of a very threatening speech.
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Please. I'm in the middle of a very threatening speech.
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- Return this pen or die painfully. - Thank you.
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- Return this pen or die painfully. - Thank you.
#316
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So as I was saying, my sad face...
#317
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Around here, it's tough to hang onto things.
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Around here, it's tough to hang onto things.
#319
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If someone's trying to take your new friend, you lie.
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If someone's trying to take your new friend, you lie.
#321
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The bird's dead, sir.
#322
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And if you're wondering, Sanchez tasted like chicken. I ate him.
#323
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And if you're wondering, Sanchez tasted like chicken. I ate him.
#324
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I get it. Just sign this order form so I can stop talking to you.
#325
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I get it. Just sign this order form so I can stop talking to you.
#326
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You said our father left us a note?
#327
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You said our father left us a note?
#328
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Yep. Dr Turk, give it to them.
#329
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Yep. Dr Turk, give it to them.
#330
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I gave it to you. You have the note. You give it to them.
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I gave it to you. You have the note. You give it to them.
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If your credibility slips away,
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you might have to excuse yourself.
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you might have to excuse yourself.
#335
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Excuse us for just one minute, Eric, Devin.
#336
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Excuse us for just one minute, Eric, Devin.
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I know it's in pencil,
#338
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but that's what a sad two-week suspension face looks like.
#339
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but that's what a sad two-week suspension face looks like.
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All right? Very, very sad. Yes?
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All right? Very, very sad. Yes?
#342
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Who tried to give Ms. Meadows an ACE inhibitor?
#343
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Who tried to give Ms. Meadows an ACE inhibitor?
#344
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She's six months pregnant. She could've lost the baby.
#345
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She's six months pregnant. She could've lost the baby.
#346
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Sometimes, there's nothing you can do.
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That was me, sir. Sorry.
#348
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That was me, sir. Sorry.
#349
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Oh, Cabbage.
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Oh, Cabbage.
#351
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Not you, Wolfman.
#352
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Not you, Wolfman.
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I... I can't believe you're finally getting out of this deathtrap.
#354
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I... I can't believe you're finally getting out of this deathtrap.
#355
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The odds were against you.
#356
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You had a life-threatening disease, a life-threatening doctor.
#357
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You had a life-threatening disease, a life-threatening doctor.
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You had a life-threatening disease, a life-threatening doctor.
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Anyway, it was a pleasure treating you, and...
#360
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Anyway, it was a pleasure treating you, and...
#361
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I know how hard it is for you to say something nice, so you can go.
#362
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I know how hard it is for you to say something nice, so you can go.
#363
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Thanks.
#364
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Why the grim face there, Trish?
#365
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You watching Kelso's afternoon staring contest with the last brownie?
#366
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You watching Kelso's afternoon staring contest with the last brownie?
#367
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You bested me again, you little chocolate bitch.
#368
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Nah, I'm just kind of sad about my intern.
#369
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Nah, I'm just kind of sad about my intern.
#370
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You got what you wanted. You drove Keith out of here.
#371
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No, I drove Cabbage out. That's Keith.
#372
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No, I drove Cabbage out. That's Keith.
#373
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That's Keith? Best intern we've got.
#374
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That's Keith? Best intern we've got.
#375
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I'd like to bronze him, turn my office into a Keith-edral
#376
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and convert to Keith-stianity. And FYI, I still want my pen back.
#377
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and convert to Keith-stianity. And FYI, I still want my pen back.
#378
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- I don't have it. - You better find it, nubile one.
#379
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- I don't have it. - You better find it, nubile one.
#380
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When you do, I want it buffed, shined and de-nerdified.
#381
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When you do, I want it buffed, shined and de-nerdified.
#382
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You think that's funny? This isn't over.
#383
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You think that's funny? This isn't over.
#384
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What's not over?
#385
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- Turk, I did not lose it. You did. - I don't lose things.
#386
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You lose everything. Sometimes I worry what you'll be like as a dad.
#387
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You lose everything. Sometimes I worry what you'll be like as a dad.
#388
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We're on our way back now.
#389
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Junior and I just went to pick up a pumpkin.
#390
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Junior and I just went to pick up a pumpkin.
#391
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I'm gonna have to call you back.
#392
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I'm gonna have to call you back.
#393
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Look, somebody left a baby here.
#394
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Look, somebody left a baby here.
#395
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Well, he is kind of cute.
#396
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- Our baby's first bath. - Watch the head.
#397
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- Our baby's first bath. - Watch the head.
#398
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What?! Come on! That was intentional!
#399
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What?! Come on! That was intentional!
#400
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- Charge the mound, son! - Charge the mound!
#401
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- Charge the mound, son! - Charge the mound!
#402
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We are so damn proud of you.
#403
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My little valedictorian.
#404
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My little valedictorian.
#405
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Put him back together, baby! No!
#406
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Mom? Dad?
#407
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Son? Son?
#408
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Get over here, boy! You come and you give your father a hug!
#409
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Get over here, boy! You come and you give your father a hug!
#410
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Get over here, boy! You come and you give your father a hug!
#411
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No!
#412
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You all right? You were gone for a long time.
#413
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You're gonna be an awful father!
#414
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You're gonna be an awful father!
#415
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And now to take care of my boy.
#416
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Cabbage is back!
#417
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Cabbage is back!
#418
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I should've made it clear earlier.
#419
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The suspension policy begins today at 4pm. So my apologies to Cabbage.
#420
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The suspension policy begins today at 4pm. So my apologies to Cabbage.
#421
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The suspension policy begins today at 4pm. So my apologies to Cabbage.
#422
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- That's OK, Dr D. - You get in there!
#423
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- That's OK, Dr D. - You get in there!
#424
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This is unfair. If I had messed up, I'd be gone.
#425
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Let me explain something.
#426
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Let me explain something.
#427
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I treat each and every one of you like unique individuals, OK?
#428
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I treat each and every one of you like unique individuals, OK?
#429
⇓
Take Gloria. The woman's 400 years old.
#430
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She needs to sleep a lot. I work around that schedule.
#431
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She needs to sleep a lot. I work around that schedule.
#432
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Wolfman's got to be home by daybreak, so he does all his work by nightfall.
#433
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Wolfman's got to be home by daybreak, so he does all his work by nightfall.
#434
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Crazy Barry, not allowed near children. We work around that.
#435
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Crazy Barry, not allowed near children. We work around that.
#436
⇓
How come I don't get a nickname?
#437
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How come I don't get a nickname?
#438
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Not everyone's last name lends itself to a nickname.
#439
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Not everyone's last name lends itself to a nickname.
#440
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My last name is Dudemeister.
#441
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And what am I supposed to do with that, OK? I'm not a magician.
#442
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And what am I supposed to do with that, OK? I'm not a magician.
#443
⇓
Patricia, it's been a pleasure having you here at Sacred Heart,
#444
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Patricia, it's been a pleasure having you here at Sacred Heart,
#445
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and I certainly hope the next time you fall ill, you'll remember us.
#446
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and I certainly hope the next time you fall ill, you'll remember us.
#447
⇓
I'm not implying that you'll get ill,
#448
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I'm not implying that you'll get ill,
#449
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it's just that you're old and chances are good...
#450
⇓
Stop talking, Robert.
#451
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Stop talking, Robert.
#452
⇓
It's all right. I know what you meant.
#453
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It's all right. I know what you meant.
#454
⇓
Damn it, Sanchez. I told you Dorian's in room 136. This is...
#455
⇓
Damn it, Sanchez. I told you Dorian's in room 136. This is...
#456
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136. I was wrong.
#457
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136. I was wrong.
#458
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I apologise, Sanchez. You were right, as always.
#459
⇓
What?
#460
⇓
Hey, Newbie!
#461
⇓
Watch out for the bedpan.
#462
⇓
Watch out for the bedpan.
#463
⇓
Now we're even.
#464
⇓
But answer me this question, will ya, please?
#465
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But answer me this question, will ya, please?
#466
⇓
Those are beautiful antlers.
#467
⇓
Those are beautiful antlers.
#468
⇓
Why is that screw-up still here?
#469
⇓
Why is that screw-up still here?
#470
⇓
You see, I treat each and every one of my interns differently.
#471
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You see, I treat each and every one of my interns differently.
#472
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And you're done.
#473
⇓
You accidentally drummed your friend out of here
#474
⇓
You accidentally drummed your friend out of here
#475
⇓
'cause you were trying to 86 The Dudemeister?
#476
⇓
'cause you were trying to 86 The Dudemeister?
#477
⇓
That nickname will never stick. Too long.
#478
⇓
Listen carefully, Newbie. Things happen for a reason.
#479
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Listen carefully, Newbie. Things happen for a reason.
#480
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Think back on all those mistakes that your interns made
#481
⇓
Think back on all those mistakes that your interns made
#482
⇓
and tell me this: Who made them?
#483
⇓
and tell me this: Who made them?
#484
⇓
Hey, Dr D, is the IV supposed to leak like this?
#485
⇓
Hey, Dr D, is the IV supposed to leak like this?
#486
⇓
I'm not quite sure what I'm looking at here.
#487
⇓
I'm not quite sure what I'm looking at here.
#488
⇓
Don't worry. You'll feel much better once I insert this suppository.
#489
⇓
Don't worry. You'll feel much better once I insert this suppository.
#490
⇓
I don't remember who made those mistakes.
#491
⇓
I don't remember who made those mistakes.
#492
⇓
Yeah, you do.
#493
⇓
OK, this sucks. But at least I didn't forge a note from a dead father.
#494
⇓
OK, this sucks. But at least I didn't forge a note from a dead father.
#495
⇓
You guys ready?
#496
⇓
All right, Elliot, begin.
#497
⇓
"My dearest Eric.
#498
⇓
"My dearest Eric.
#499
⇓
It is my wish for you that you finally find a good woman..."
#500
⇓
It is my wish for you that you finally find a good woman..."
#501
⇓
I'm gay.
#502
⇓
"...so that she might find you a man..."
#503
⇓
"...so that she might find you a man..."
#504
⇓
- Dad didn't know I was gay. - "...so he might find you a woman."
#505
⇓
- Dad didn't know I was gay. - "...so he might find you a woman."
#506
⇓
I found your note in Sanchez's wreath.
#507
⇓
Also little furniture. Don't know where he got that.
#508
⇓
Also little furniture. Don't know where he got that.
#509
⇓
Sure didn't make it. He didn't have the time.
#510
⇓
Sure didn't make it. He didn't have the time.
#511
⇓
"Make sure you clean out the gutters at the lake house
#512
⇓
so the front porch doesn't flood"?
#513
⇓
so the front porch doesn't flood"?
#514
⇓
Ours is better than that.
#515
⇓
Ours is better than that.
#516
⇓
Well, it's done. I had him stuffed.
#517
⇓
Well, it's done. I had him stuffed.
#518
⇓
Terrific.
#519
⇓
And he's gone.
#520
⇓
Wow, that was impressive, my friend. You're free to fly.
#521
⇓
Wow, that was impressive, my friend. You're free to fly.
#522
⇓
Farewell, Sanchez.
#523
⇓
Time to give Keith a little treat.
#524
⇓
Time to give Keith a little treat.
#525
⇓
Hey, Todd. My buddy, Keith, here says you're no good at rat-tailing.
#526
⇓
Hey, Todd. My buddy, Keith, here says you're no good at rat-tailing.
#527
⇓
Oh, really?
#528
⇓
Oh, really?
#529
⇓
There! Tell him I'm good.
#530
⇓
Oh, he's good, Keith. Really good.
#531
⇓
Oh, he's good, Keith. Really good.
#532
⇓
Thanks for the warning.
#533
⇓
Thanks for the warning.
#534
⇓
Hey, Dr Dorian.
#535
⇓
Hey, Jason. We need to talk.
#536
⇓
Hey, Jason. We need to talk.
#537
⇓
Look, you're not progressing as fast as the other interns,
#538
⇓
Look, you're not progressing as fast as the other interns,
#539
⇓
and you've been making a lot of mistakes lately.
#540
⇓
and you've been making a lot of mistakes lately.
#541
⇓
I know what you're gonna say. I really am suspended for two weeks.
#542
⇓
I know what you're gonna say. I really am suspended for two weeks.
#543
⇓
But I promise I'll do better when I come back.
#544
⇓
Yeah, about coming back...
#545
⇓
Yeah, about coming back...
#546
⇓
Dr Cox was right. Things do happen for a reason.
#547
⇓
Dr Cox was right. Things do happen for a reason.
#548
⇓
Like going through a horrible experience with a friend
#549
⇓
Like going through a horrible experience with a friend
#550
⇓
reminds you of how much you missed hanging out.
#551
⇓
reminds you of how much you missed hanging out.
#552
⇓
"A woman to find a man
#553
⇓
"A woman to find a man
#554
⇓
to find a woman."
#555
⇓
Excuse me for a sec.
#556
⇓
Incoming call from Elliot Reid?
#557
⇓
You're on speed dial, baby.
#558
⇓
You're on speed dial, baby.
#559
⇓
- What's up? - What's up?
#560
⇓
- What you doing? - What are you doing?
#561
⇓
- What you doing? - What are you doing?
#562
⇓
What you doing?
#563
⇓
In Cabbage's case, as much as I was gonna miss him,
#564
⇓
In Cabbage's case, as much as I was gonna miss him,
#565
⇓
I was just lucky to get rid of him before he really hurt someone.
#566
⇓
I was just lucky to get rid of him before he really hurt someone.
#567
⇓
You've always been really nice to me and I wanted to say thanks and goodbye.
#568
⇓
You've always been really nice to me and I wanted to say thanks and goodbye.
#569
⇓
Oh, goodbye, young man.
#570
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#571
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#572
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