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I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson

Season 3, Episode 3 — CUT TO: WE’RE CHATTING ABOUT THIS AT YOUR BACHELOR PARTY.

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Show: I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson
Episode title: CUT TO: WE'RE CHATTING ABOUT THIS AT YOUR BACHELOR PARTY.
Air date: May 30, 2023
Directors: Alice Mathias, Andrew Fitzgerald
Top billed cast: Tim Robinson
A silent performer builds a hostile fanbase. First date jitters. A doctor monitors a patient's heart. Paying it forward. Catharsis at an office party.
Source: TMDB
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[man] Come with me. Let's use our imaginations, shall we?
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[announcer] Coming to the Candle Light Theater,
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Richard Brecky brings mastery of silent theater to the stage
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as "Jellybean."
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No props.
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An empty stage.
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Let me paint you a world.
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[announcer] Using only gesture and emotion,
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he creates 73 stories that will leave you on the edge of your seat.
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-And I never talk. -Shh!
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Watch in wonder as he transports you to the furthest reaches of your imagination.
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And if I talk, you get money.
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But I never talk.
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Audiences across the country have sold out theaters
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to marvel at his wordless stories.
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And to try to get him to talk.
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[sighs]
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[man 1] What are you doing?
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-[woman] What is that? What are you doing? -[man 2] What are you doing?
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[man 3] What are you doing?
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[no audible dialogue]
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-What are you doing? -What is that?
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What are you doing?
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-What is that? -What are you doing?
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-What is that?! -It's a rake.
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-[ding] -[grumbles]
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[announcer] Brecky has entrenched himself
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in one of the country's most charming eras.
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And with his unique craftsmanship, he brings to life 73 tales
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both as personal as they are universal.
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The fuck is that?
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-Wait. -I wanna know now!
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-Just hold on! -The fuck is that?
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-Just wait! -Wanna know now!
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-Just look at it! -I wanna know right now!
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-A fuckin' bike, you fuckin' scumbags! -[ding]
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[announcer] Lose yourself in the world of the mind.
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And don't just come and try and make me talk.
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I don't want to talk.
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I love this stuff. I love old stuff.
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Only come here if you like that stuff.
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If you asked me when I started this how many frats would come,
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I would've said naught. But now it's like…
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all frats.
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All frats and bachelor parties.
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Leave me alone!
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[announcer] Get tickets now, before we sell out.
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[crowd clamoring]
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[cheering, jeering]
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Showtime.
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We're gonna go nuts in there!
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-Goddammit. -Yeah!
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If I could've told this little guy that in 25 years,
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he'd be selling out the Candle Light Theater…
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[chuckles] Sometimes dreams do come true.
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[indistinct, overlapping shouts]
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What are you?!
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I'm in a house! A house! House! House! House! House! House!
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-Fuckin' in a house! -[ding]
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-[man] What is that?! -It's a cup!
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-It's a fucking cup! -[ding]
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[theme music playing]
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…kind of cheesy or corny, but it was actually really inspiring.
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Oh, wow, that's so interesting.
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You forget your coworkers have these full lives.
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That's so true. You forget that when you just see them at work.
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-Exactly. -[man laughs] Joey, you swear to God?
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I swear to fuckin' God I did.
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If this is true, you are my favorite person.
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-I swear to God. -Those guys are being really loud.
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-Ah, they're just having fun. -I like the way you look at the world.
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Yeah, I just try to look at it through that perspective.
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It's easy to do once you try to do it.
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-A lot of folks don't care to try. -Very true.
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Yeah. So tell me more about this work retreat.
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That sounds so awesome.
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-It was. We were really surprised. -I swear to God.
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[man] I was having a beautiful time. Solo on the kayak.
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I see this mako shark. It's so fuckin' close to me.
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-What? -Like from me to that guy over there
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with the plaid shirt and that dog hair.
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-Which guy? -That guy there with the plaid shirt
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and the hair that hangs over like dog ears.
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The shark was that close?
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[mutters] Dog hair? What the hell are you talking about, dog hair?
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And my boss started to do karaoke. Didn't know she was coming.
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Did you know Joey was almost eaten by a shark?
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-What? -I wasn't almost eaten.
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The shark was as close to me as that guy whose hair looks like dog ears.
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I actually thought that was a dog at that chair.
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-…be there, so… -[man] It's like a Springer Spaniel.
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[Joey] I grew up with Springers.
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-[man 2] Beautiful dogs. -[Joey] Dog hair.
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[soft acoustic guitar music plays]
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I mean, she's cute.
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If you think she's cute, Peter,
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-I say ring the bell. -I'm nervous.
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-[man] Too late. -What did you do?
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I did it. I rang that bell.
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-What the hell, man? -[dinging]
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She rang back.
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[all exclaim]
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I'm well within my rights to kill you right now.
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-But don't you love me? -Ah!
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I'm going on a date.
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Yeah!
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[mockingly exclaims in fear]
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Yes!
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-Come out here. -[Peter] No!
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-Come out. -[Peter] I look dumb!
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[man 2] Come out.
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[sighs]
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Oh my God, you look so sharp.
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Peter, wow.
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And, guys, I figured out what I'm gonna do for my hair.
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Check it out.
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Just like this.
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Oh my God, Cranston. Cut to: chatting about this at your bachelor party.
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[grunts] Hope I'm not making a mistake with the hair.
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But… Cranston.
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[door bell jingles]
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Hello!
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Just like this.
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[music ends]
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…new people got crazy.
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Afraid I'm gonna have to interrupt you.
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Something wrong?
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I wanted to look extraordinary for you tonight.
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But my barber may have been looking at a picture of a dog
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when he gave me this haircut.
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I guess it does kind of look like dog ears.
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I really wanted this to go well.
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-I really did. -No.
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I know, Peter.
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I really wanted to have two girlfriends.
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You already have a girlfriend?
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I do, yeah, but I wanted two.
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I think that would be even better.
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Think about it. Two girlfriends. That's better.
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You know what I'm saying?
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But you were saying your boss was like…
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acting crazy?
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["Just One More Time" by Ernestine Thompson plays]
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♪ This must be my day now ♪
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I work hard.
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[gentle acoustic music plays]
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That means I play hard.
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But when I had a heart attack from dancing as hard as I can at Club Aqua,
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my doctor suggested I get ABX Heart Monitor from Abbott.
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This device will send an alert to my phone
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so I can monitor in case there's a spike in heart rate.
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Now I have the confidence to live my life to the fullest.
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[upbeat music plays]
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[cell phone beeps]
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At 2:00 a.m., there was a spike. You do anything out of the ordinary?
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Uh, not really. I was at Club Aqua.
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-Club Aqua? You get in there? -Oh, yeah.
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-How the fuck you get into Aqua? -I built the back deck at Club Aqua.
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-You built that deck? -Yeah. So now I get in.
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So cool.
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Hey. Next time you go to Aqua, can I come?
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Yeah, maybe.
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Hey. Do you know about Club Haunted House?
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-Yeah, I dip in there. -Really want to check out Haunted House.
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Anyway, why don't we put you on a low dose of blood thinners?
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Thank you, doctor.
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Let me know the next time you go, all right?
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Yeah, maybe.
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I actually want to go to Haunted House more than Aqua.
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[man] The ABX Heart Monitor from Abbott
heartmonitor
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transmits up-to-the-minute data to my doctor
datadoctorminute
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about my heart health.
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-Hello? -There was a spike last night.
nightspike
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-Were you at Haunted House? -No. I jacked off.
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-For 15 minutes? -Yeah.
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-You were at Haunted House. -I dipped in. It doesn't matter.
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Don't say you were jacking off when you were at Haunted House.
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-It doesn't fuckin' matter. -It does!
fuckinmatter
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[doctor] Listen, I just want to go to Haunted House.
doctorhauntedhaunted-househouse
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I actually want to go to Haunted House more than Aqua.
hauntedhaunted-househouse
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-Heard there's a trap door. -There's not.
doorheardtrap
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-I heard there was one! -My God, you're not going!
heard
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-But I want to! -[call disconnects]
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ABX Heart Monitor. So now your doctor can know what's happening.
doctorheartmonitor
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[phone dings]
dingsphonephone-dings
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[gentle music plays]
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Fuck!
fuck
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-[dance music playing inside] -Hey-hey! Right here.
dancedance-musicdance-music-playingmusicmusic-playingplaying
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-[man] He's good. -What about his wife?
wife
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Not his wife.
wife
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All right. Get home safe, all right?
homesafe
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[loud bass-heavy industrial music plays]
bassheavyindustrialloudmusicmusic-playsplays
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-Oh my fucking God. -Relax.
fuckingrelax
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Look at the fucking chains!
chainsfucking
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-Just relax! Relax. -All right.
relax
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Let me just… Let me do a lap, see what's real.
real
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Dracula!
dracula
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[upbeat techno dance music plays]
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-[music distorts, slows, and stops] -[crowd exclaims]
crowdexclaimsmusicslowsstops
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Hey, guys. All clubs are closed for the night.
closedclubsnight
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There's been a tragedy in the club community.
clubcommunitytragedy
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-What happened? -The big deck at Aqua collapsed.
collapseddeckhappened
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Did anyone get hurt?
hurt
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Kim Kardashian's head fell off.
fellhead
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♪ Keep on tryin' ♪
tryin
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♪ I'm gonna keep on tryin' ♪
tryin
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All right. So here's your small fries and your small drink.
drinkfries
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Thank you.
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You know, I'd like to pay for the guy's meal behind me too.
behindmeal
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Just pay it forward.
forward
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-Wow, that's really nice of you. -Yeah.
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-Who knows. Maybe it'll catch on. -All right, you have a great day, sir.
catchitllknows
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[tender piano melody plays]
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[tires squealing]
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[frantic drum-heavy music plays]
drumfranticheavymusicmusic-playsplays
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[screams]
screams
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Stop! Stop! Stop! Please let me go!
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Please let me go first! I'm doing something!
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[tires squealing]
squealingtirestires-squealing
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-Hi. Can I take your order? -55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos,
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55 pies, 55 Cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders,
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100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes,
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55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters.
pancakespeppers
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-Okay, that'll be $680. -Okay.
thatll
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[tense, ominous music plays]
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Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
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Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
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-Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! -Hey!
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-Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! -Hey!
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[horn honks]
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Come on. What the hell's going on?
hells
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-Not paying it. -You have to!
paying
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The guy did it for you!
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-You're the guy! -Just do it! You're rich!
rich
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-What?! -[horn honks]
honkshornhorn-honks
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Hey! What the hell's going on?
hells
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This guy's trying to start a pay-it-forward chain.
chainforwardstart
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[tires squealing]
squealingtirestires-squealing
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-55 burgers, 55 fries… -Ah, shit!
burgersfries
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Look what you did, you rich little fuck!
fuckrich
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Come on!
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[panicked screaming]
panickedscreaming
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-Oh no! Oh no! -Thought you'd just pull that shit on me?
pull
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-[engine dies] -Fine.
diesengine
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You win.
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That's fine.
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I just wanted to do something good this morning before alcohol class.
alcoholclassmorningwanted
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But you won. That's the last time I try to do something good ever again.
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[somber music plays]
musicmusic-playsplayssombersomber-music
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Maybe you did have some good intentions.
intentions
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-Maybe I did jump to conclusions. -Oh, I can just run!
conclusionsjump
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-[metal music plays] -[vocalist screams]
metalmusicmusic-playsplaysscreams
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♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby, bay-bay-bay ♪
baby
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♪ Oh, baby, baby, bay-bay-bay ♪
baby
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[keys jangling]
keys
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Surprise!
surprise
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Oh my goodness.
goodness
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What is this?
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Think you can turn 50 and we're not gonna celebrate?
celebrate
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What the hell is this?
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Cardboard cutout of you, Robert. You're the guest of honor.
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And we got Kismet Rotisserie.
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-Didn't know they did catering. -They did it special.
special
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-I don't know what to say. -That's a first.
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[laughter]
laughter
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Guess I do know. Let's party!
party
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-Yeah! -[all cheering]
cheering
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You guys are in trouble. You're in trouble!
trouble
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[woman] Woo! Birthday boy!
birthdaywoman
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[upbeat pop music plays]
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We'll make sure we lock down Cleveland before we move forward on that.
clevelandforwardlock
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I know. I'm worried about what our first-quarter earnings report looks like
quarterreportworried
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if that deal ends up dragging into April or beyond.
aprilbeyonddealdraggingends
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Other clients have been patient so far, but they can't wait around forever.
clientsforeverpatient
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God knows what'll happen if the proposal goes belly-up.
bellyhappenknowsproposalwhatll
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Robert?
robert
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-Oh. Yeah, sorry. Don't worry about that. -All right.
worry
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-Then I'll shut up about it. -No worries.
worries
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[dance music playing]
dancedance-musicdance-music-playingmusicmusic-playingplaying
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-I can't believe they catered this. -[man] The guy was so nice.
believe
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We told him who you were.
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We described you. He knew right away.
described
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He said, "That guy? I love that guy."
love
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Amazing. I do go there a lot.
amazing
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-[sinister, unsettling music plays] -[dance music mutes]
dancedance-musicmusicmusic-playsplayssinisterunsettlingunsettling-music
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[ominous tone plays and slowly intensifies]
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[dramatic musical sting]
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[sinister music mutes]
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[upbeat dance music plays]
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↓
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[ominous musical sting]
musicalominoussting
↓
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♪ Light the lights, frost the cake ♪
cakefrostlightlights
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♪ Line the presents up so great ♪
linepresents
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♪ Sing the song, smile the smile ♪
singsmilesong
↓
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♪ Today's your day, we're gonna go wild ♪
todayswild
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♪ Wild on, wild on ♪
wild
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♪ Tonight we go wild on ♪
tonightwild
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♪ Tonight we go crazy ♪
crazytonight
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[tense, menacing music plays]
menacingmenacing-musicmusicmusic-playsplaystense
↓
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Hey, Candy?
candy
↓
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Oh, hi, Robert.
robert
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How you doing? Ha… Happy birthday.
birthdayhappyhappy-birthday
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I'm okay. Been meaning to talk to you about what happened last week.
happenedmeaningweek
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I shouldn't have spoken to you like that.
spoken
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Oh, no, I didn't even think twice about it.
twice
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Well, even if you haven't thought about it,
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I'm sorry I was so quick to say you weren't allowed to bring in your rats.
allowedbringquickrats
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I appreciate that.
appreciate
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I may have treated you unfairly when Steven brought in his dog
broughtsteventreated
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and I didn't come down on him nearly as hard as I came down on you
hardnearly
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when you brought in four rats.
broughtfourrats
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Dogs are to Steven what rats are to me.
dogsratssteven
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Understood.
understood
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'Cause I'm the rat mom.
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Yeah. Well, it's not for me to decide which animals are worse than others.
animalsdecideothersworse
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Right. Because it's so easy for me to open the desk drawer. They're in there.
deskdrawereasyopen
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I take the food, put it on the desk. I knock it in. No one knows I have rats.
deskfoodknockknowsrats
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Either way, shouldn't have said that.
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Maybe I'm a little bit hard on you because I see you rising at this place,
hardplacerising
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and I could see you helping to manage it one day.
helpingmanage
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-[tender music plays] -[exhales sharply]
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Thank you, Robert. I…
robert
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So that's all. I… I just wanted to say sorry.
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And Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas.
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And happy birthday.
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-Thank you. Thanks. -[unnerving laugh]
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Okay.
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[slow, melodic rendition] ♪ Light the lights, frost the cake ♪
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♪ Line the presents up so great ♪
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♪ Sing the song, smile the smile ♪
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♪ Today's your day, we're gonna go wild ♪
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♪ Wild on, wild on ♪
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♪ Tonight we go wild on ♪
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♪ Tonight we go crazy… ♪
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[voice quavers] Oh my God!
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I drank fucking dog shit!
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Who put dog shit in a cup?! Who did it?!
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[theme music playing]
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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[music ends]
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[robotic voice] Zanin Corp. [chuckles]
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