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I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson

Season 3, Episode 2 โ€” I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT.

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-[applause] -Welcome to Supermarket Swap, VR edition!
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Let's meet our two father-son teams:
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-the Mitchells and the Terdanas. -[applause]
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-All right, Mitchells. -We're gonna go "Bites and Bits."
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Okay. "Bits and Bites."
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Kraft Toaster Strudels Pop 'Ems or Tyson Corn Dog Minis?
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Strudels Pop 'Ems is less.
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-[dinging] -That's a VR shopping spree!
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-Oh, all right! -[applause]
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-Who's going in? -Dad.
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Dad's going in!
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Give me all that stuff!
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It's a shopping spree.
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You know how it works. You wanna get as many items as you can
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without going over the $500 limit.
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-You ready? -Psyched to get in there!
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All right, we're gonna put 30 seconds on the clock.
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In three, two, one. Begin!
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[scattered cheers from audience]
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Go, Dad!
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Dad, grab that chewing gum!
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Put it in the cart! Come on!
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-Dad? -I don't think he's breathing.
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[son] Dad? Are you breathing, Dad?
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-He's not breathing. -Dad?
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-Dad! -Gotta breathe, Mike!
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-Breathe! -[host] Open your mouth!
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-What's happening? Breathe! -Breathe!
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-Mr. Mitchell! Breathe! Breathe! -Breathe! Breathe! Breathe!
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-Breathe! Breathe! -[son] Get him out of there!
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Get him out!
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[hysterical shrieking]
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[takes gasping, heavy breaths]
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[screams]
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-Get the gloves! -Get him out!
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[shrieking] Ouch! Ach!
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[soundless gasps]
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[panting softly]
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Mike, why couldn't you breathe?
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I don't know how to work the body.
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It's you. It's you in there.
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You just need to breathe.
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You just have to breathe normally.
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Why don't you go back to the podium.
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-How do we move our bodies ever? -What?
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[suspenseful musical flourish]
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I don't think I can walk.
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-Really? -Yeah.
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[suspenseful instrumentals playing]
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I'm thinking about it too much.
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-I'm really crossed up. -Dad!
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[suspenseful music intensifies]
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-Mike? -Dad!
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Mike, what's going on?
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-What'd you do? -Breathe!
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-Breathe! -Dad, fucking breathe!
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Breathe! Dad, please!
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Just breathe!
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-Dad! -[suspenseful music crescendos]
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-[soft, upbeat music] -Dog doors can be a problem.
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Your dog can get out, but other things can get in.
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The Darmine Doggy Door brings you the newest high-tech doggy door
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from Darmine Devices.
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These doors are fully automatic,
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activated by a digital chip in your dog's collar.
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You're not gonna get varmin, not gonna get intruders.
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And you're definitely not gonna get this thing.
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[inhuman squealing]
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'Cause I saw that thing.
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That came in here when I was on the couch.
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[muted inhuman snorting, squealing]
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[creature shrieks]
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It's a pig!
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What the fuck?!
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What the fuck?!
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[man] My next-door neighbor put a Richard Nixon mask on a pig
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and had it go through my dog door.
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Been arguing over a property line.
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Get it off of my bushes!
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Trying to call me a liar and thief like Nixon, and a pig.
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You're a pig!
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But I didn't know what was happening
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'cause I barely been sleeping since my wife got flipped by a swing dancer.
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Must've flipped my wife eight times!
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And it really bothered me.
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When you can't sleep and you see that thing,
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you're not just right away, "That's a pig with a mask."
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You're like, "That's gonna kill me. That's real. That lives on Earth."
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-[squeals] -I thought I was gonna get eaten!
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I'm not a stupid fuckin' idiot. I know it was just a pig.
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But for 50 seconds, it felt really real.
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And when your first thought is, "Great, don't have to go to work tomorrow,"
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you're relieved because you thought you were gonna get eaten?
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What the fuck is this world?
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What have they done to us?
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What did they do to us?!
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-[squealing] -[objects clattering]
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That was the most consequential day because now I know I don't like work.
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The Darmine Doggy Door!
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Happy pet, peace of mind!
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Anything can happen in this world. We really know very little.
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My life is nothing I thought and everything I worried it would become.
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For 50 seconds, I thought
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-[upbeat music playing] -โ™ช Keep on tryin' โ™ช
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โ™ช I'm gonna keep on tryin' โ™ช
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[music plays indistinctly on radio]
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-[engine stops] -[music ends]
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[doorbell rings]
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-Mary! Come on in. -[Mary] Hi!
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Just wanted to drop off your bowl.
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Thank you for bringing the salad on Thursday.
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It was such a nice event.
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-So nice. -[man screaming outside]
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Help! Help!
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[man continues screaming]
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Help! [shrieks, gasps]
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-Oh my God! -You can't park over the sidewalk!
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What happened?
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Well, you parked your car over the sidewalk.
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Where I was walking.
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So I crawled under your car and my ponytail got stuck.
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Now I got a car stuck in my ponytail and I'm fucked!
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I need a little help.
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Okay, fine. I'll go get us scissors.
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[shrieks] No, no, no!
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Stop! Stop them! [screams]
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-What's wrong? -Said you were gonna cut off my ponytail.
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You broke the rules.
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I'm not gonna leave here worse off.
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We'll get your ponytail out without hurting it.
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[screams]
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Help! Help!
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Without hurting it.
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-Oh, I thought you said with hurting it. -Okay.
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I can't tell how much is stuck up there.
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-How long is your ponytail? -I just took a picture last night. Here.
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Take my phone. Look at my photos.
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It's all screenshots of cigars.
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[man] Yeah, just scroll past them.
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[man sniffs]
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It looks like it goes down just past your butthole.
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Hey, who parked on the sidewalk?
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That's very dangerous for us.
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Yeah, thank you, but I got this.
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Want to make sure they said sorry. 'Cause you can't park there.
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Get the fuck outta here.
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-Make me. -What?
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-I can do whatever I want. -Do you know this guy?
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-No. Why would I? -[phone chimes]
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Someone named Ray H. is texting you.
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-What'd he say? -"Where are you?"
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"Can't seat us until you're here."
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Tell Ray to tell them that they can seat us.
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"I am here. I'm in the bathroom. I'm having a terrible time."
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Then Google "disgusting diarrhea in bowl" image search.
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-Oh God. -I'm cutting you out.
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[screams]
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-No! -[phone chimes]
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Ray says the maรฎtre d' has seen this picture before.
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Goddammit!
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-I know how to get him out. -Shut the fuck up!
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-I don't have to. -God, get away from here!
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No. I can enjoy the street just like anyone.
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[squelching]
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Oh-ho-ho!
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Yes!
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Put his hand in dog shit.
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[laughs triumphantly] Yes!
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[hysterical laughter]
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[laughter ends]
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["Young Girl" by Frank Lynch plays]
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[mouse clicking]
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[automated voice] Six eggs.
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What?
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Six? I did, like, 25. [scoffs]
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-Hey, Marcus, can I have a word? -Yeah. What's up?
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Not looking to step on your toes,
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but I am just a little frustrated to say the least.
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Okay.
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You and Mackenzie used to run this team, but you have to loop me in
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-when there are developments. -Thought I did.
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Had no idea Ray was coming into town next week. You never told me.
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-I did tell you. -[man] It's not just Parker and I.
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Rachel says you haven't been CCing her on anything in a month.
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Not true.
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-Rachel, can you please come in here? -[rapid clicking]
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-I work so hard here. -True, true.
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I put my blood, sweat, and tears into this project.
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-You're a rock star. -[automated voice]
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I work to get things in on time. But I can't do that if you hoard the file assets
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and don't release them to me until you're completely ready.
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[automated voice]
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โ€ฆthe last second.
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-[Marcus] Yes. -It piles up.
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You understand that? If you don't get your act together,
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-gonna be consequences, understand? -You now have 40 eggs.
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-Do you? -That one egg was 40 eggs?
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What are you talking about?
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Supposed to put as many eggs as you can in its mouth,
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but when you do it, look. Watch.
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41 eggs. You win.
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-Oh, it's working now. -Congrats, big boy.
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-What the hell is this? -Don't know. Never gotten here.
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[slinky beat plays]
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It's got a bush? What the hell?
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What is this?
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[slinky beat continues]
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-[automated voice] -[man] Oh my God.
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-What are you looking at? -Don't know. Never gotten here.
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This is serious. Can't look at porn in the office.
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Porn?
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That's a nude egg I won from my game.
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I'm not in trouble at all. Nowโ€ฆ
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We should be able to look at a little porn at work.
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โ™ช Baby, baby, baby, baby, bay-bay-bay โ™ช
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โ™ช Whoa, baby, baby, bay-bay-bay โ™ช
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Okay, so has anyone here ever been to a live taping of a sitcom before?
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It's pretty easy.
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You're here to do one thing: laugh.
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-[all chuckle] -See those microphones?
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Those are recording you, and you are going to be part of the show.
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So let me hear it.
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[laughter]
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Just keep those laughs big because millions of people watch the show,
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and they're going to hear your voice on TV.
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That's cool.
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-Millions of people will hear our voice? -Yeah.
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[crowd chuckling]
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-You're really nice. -[host continues]
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-[laughter] -Next stop: a little place we all know asโ€ฆ
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Al's Coffee Shop!
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[cheers and applause]
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[man 1] Andโ€ฆ action!
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How'd your date go from your dating app?
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-Think it might not be a dating app. -What do you mean?
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[man 2] I showed up and a whole band was there.
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-Any of them cute? -Hope so. Signed 'em to a two-album deal.
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-[crowd laughs] -[loud laugh]
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-Better than your last date. -She still writes me from jail.
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[laughter]
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TK Jewelers is a scam.
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-[indistinct set dialogue] -[laughter]
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The jewelry's fake.
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Watch exploded on date.
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-[indistinct set dialogue] -[laughter]
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Bent wrist, thing fucking exploded.
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-If I can make this podcast my main jobโ€ฆ -Shh!
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[laughter]
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Guys.
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[cheers and applause]
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-Big news. -The McRib's back?
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[laughter]
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L&L Limos is a scam.
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The driver told me to shut up.
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Is anyone else picking up chatter in the audience?
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He hugged my date.
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Oh yeah, someone's definitely talking.
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-[man] Didn't have full use of limo. -What?
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[man] Part of limo sealed off.
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Guys, we gotta cut.
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-Cut, cut, cut! -[bell rings]
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All right, guys, we're getting some commentary from the sound guys.
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You're just supposed to laugh, not talk.
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Was anybody talking?
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Was anyone here ripped off by a place called TK Jewelers and L&L Limos?
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-And Avani Suits. -Okay, sir.
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-You can't talk. You understand? -Yep.
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-Okay. -But what about after the laughs?
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There's, like, a space.
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No, that's what we're saying.
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Got it. Won't happen again.
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Sorry.
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What do you mean, the limo driver had an area you couldn't go in?
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Oh, yeah, well, he had a piece of plywood painted black.
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Like it was the, uh, wall of the limo.
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Like it was the end of the limo. But I could hear people in there.
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And there was a part of it that was over the ice tray.
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And sometimes we'd see a hand
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come under and grab the ice tray to pull it to their side.
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And the hand had a Super Bowl ring on it.
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And every few minutes,
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the wall would push up, like they were trying to get more space.
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When I asked the driver what was going on, he said, "Shut up."
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-Why didn't you say anything? -I did. He said, "Shut up."
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You can't do anything when someone says shut up.
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I hadn't been on a date in ten years.
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TK Jewelers sold me a watch that exploded every which way.
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You said it exploded when you bent your wrist?
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Yeah, I was showing my date
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a picture of a bunny and what the bunny was doing
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and then 150 springs hit her in the face.
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The springs went in her soup. There was 300 springs in her soup.
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-Sounds like a really bad date. -Sucked.
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Just try not to interrupt.
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You said millions of people were gonna hear our voices.
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-[moving piano melody plays] -I'm just a man looking for love.
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A lot of these places,
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they try and rip off people like me, people looking for love.
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[sighs] Well, I guess we could
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leave some of it in if it will help some people.
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Yeah, right? A little goes a long way.
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All you gotta do is try.
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All right, from the top! Let's go.
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-Yeah! -[scattered cheers]
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[gentle melody playing]
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[crowd cheering]
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All right, andโ€ฆ action!
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โ™ช Somewhere in the static โ™ช
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[no audible dialogue]
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-[muted laughter] -โ™ช Snow on the cassette โ™ช
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โ™ช I used up all my magic โ™ช
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โ™ช So I'm calling you collect โ™ช
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โ™ช I can take a lot โ™ช
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โ™ช And make it out all right โ™ช
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โ™ช I got put through the ringer โ™ช
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โ™ช You should see the other guy โ™ช
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โ™ช If I could do it over โ™ช
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โ™ช I'd do it all again โ™ช
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โ™ช I was waiting on the moment โ™ช
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โ™ช Is this it? โ™ช
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โ™ช I was waiting on the moment โ™ช
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โ™ช Is this it? โ™ช
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[springs clinking]
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โ™ช Is this it? โ™ช
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[singer vocalizing]
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โ™ช Is this it? โ™ช
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[singer vocalizing]
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[vocalizations continue]
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[song ends]
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[thinking] What the hell?
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โ™ช Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah โ™ช
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โ™ช Oh โ™ช
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โ™ช Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah โ™ช
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โ™ช Yeah โ™ช
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[music ends]
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[robotic voice] Zanin Corp. [chuckles]