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I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson

Season 3, Episode 1 — THAT WAS THE EARTH TELLING ME I’M SUPPOSED TO DO SOMETHING GREAT.

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Show: I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson
Episode title: THAT WAS THE EARTH TELLING ME I'M SUPPOSED TO DO SOMETHING GREAT.
Air date: May 30, 2023
Directors: Alice Mathias, Andrew Fitzgerald
Top billed cast: Tim Robinson
A TV pundit copes with conflict. Team building breaks down. Is Ronnie here for the right reasons? A dad tries to look tough. James asks for a ride home.
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[announcer] If it's Wednesday night, that means it's Barley Tonight,
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the no-holds-barred debate show with your host, Barch Barley.
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Tune in to watch Barley spar with experts
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from the worlds of politics, sports, and pop culture.
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I never met a fight I didn't like.
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Isn't that the whole point?
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You have to know how crazy you sound right now.
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Right? He sounds crazy, doesn't he?
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On my show, nothing's off-limits. Fighting's a lost art.
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But if I smell blood, I go in for the kill.
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And if you start to win,
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I go on my phone.
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Where do you think that money comes from? Taxes.
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I don't know where you think it comes from. The bank?
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[audience laughs, goes quiet]
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-Barley, I just-- -Hold on. I gotta do something fast.
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-What the fuck? -Is everything all right?
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Not sure.
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I'll size you up and I'll cut you down.
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If you're getting the best of me,
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I have no problem being on my phone the whole show.
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-Impossible to keep gas prices this high. -Exactly the point I made.
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Fuck!
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[sighs softly]
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-Bar-- -Hold on.
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Gotta do something for my mom. She's not getting any hot water.
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-Well, one thing I-- -Hold on.
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It's crazy at her house. Hold on.
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Is she okay?
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-Barley? -Can't take a shower.
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I have so much stuff on my phone.
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Music, apps, games, obviously. A medieval game, obviously.
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Obviously a jousting game.
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I have no problem being on my phone for hours.
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I love my phone. I even have an alarm on my phone.
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What are you doing?
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-[coughs] -Don't cough.
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I have the newest phone. It's black and I have a black case for it.
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It looks really cool.
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I have everything on this phone. I always just look at it.
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If I ever feel weird at all, I'm just looking at it.
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I know there's a new phone coming soon.
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But I'm not worried about it at all.
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Because I know I can take all the stuff from my old phone
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and put it on my new phone, as long as I'm updated.
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I'm putting the photos from here on my computer.
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That way, when the new phone comes out,
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I can put them on that phone from the computer.
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Even if something goes crazy,
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I'll still have those photos on the computer, safe and sound.
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-Admit that I won. -Let me look at this!
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You're just embarrassed because you thought--
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No, my mom's getting robbed.
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-And she's texting you about it. -The guys are.
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What are they texting?
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Sent me a picture of her tied up with an apple in her mouth.
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Let her go.
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I love how this phone works.
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[theme music playing]
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Okay, so building a good team in business is like building any team.
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-Even the Cardinals. -[chuckling]
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For example, uh, Susan.
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And Tina. They have a shorthand.
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You might want to put them on the same team together.
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Right? Now on the other hand, let's say if, uh,
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Rick and Stan are absolute mortal enemies,
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you probably don't want them on the same team. All right?
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-Hate you, Rick. -You too, Stan.
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Exactly. See? Wouldn't be a good idea.
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You wanna keep close tabs
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on interpersonal relationships in the workplace.
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-Now-- -Fuckin' Rick.
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[scattered chuckles]
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Looks like these guys have something going on.
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Yeah. Maybe he walked in on me in a dream when I was about to have an orgy
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and he wrecked it.
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Could be different reasons.
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-Yeah. -Good. Okay.
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So, moving forward,
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uh, you've got a solid handle on these individual personalities
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and abilities of your core team.
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You can start to delegate tasks…
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[grunts menacingly]
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[softly] Why the hell did you have to walk in on my orgy, you fucker?
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All right.
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[presenter] …and trust takes time, right?
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-So don't fret if things take a while. -[grunts menacingly]
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-Hey, mortal enemy. -[presenter] Okay? Need to be nurtured.
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You can't just set and forget them, no matter how talented you people are.
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[grunting]
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[softly] I'm so pissed off.
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[presenter] But don't suffocate your squad with constant hovering or micromanaging.
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Stop.
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[presenter] Make sure everyone's short and long-term goals
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are laid out clearly and reasonably.
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Even then, things won't always come out the way you want.
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-Sometimes you're gonna have to step in… -Stop.
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[presenter] When you find your team in troubled waters…
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-Stop. -No.
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Stan, stop it.
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-Knock it the fuck off! -Hey! What the hell's going on here?
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He's acting like he's throwing fake water at us.
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-What? -Because you said we're mortal enemies,
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and I didn't wanna say I wrecked his orgy.
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Not why. I'm doing it because they tell me to stop.
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-Then stop doing it! -I'll do it more!
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-Stop! -Stan!
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Stan, that's enough!
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-Stop it! -Stop!
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I'm just gonna keep doing it.
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You wanna do it, let's do it!
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-Alex! -Alex!
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[overlapping exclamations]
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What are you doing?
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-Alex! -I'm so tired of this!
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Everything's out of control!
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[yells]
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What is even going on? My life is out of control.
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I just take everything way too far.
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[somber, pensive music plays]
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I got too hyper.
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And now you're more in trouble than me, unfortunately.
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Yeah.
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It's okay.
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-Yeah. -Yeah.
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-You got me with the water pretty bad. -[both chuckling]
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Nah, nah, nah.
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Nah. It's just that mine didn't have any water in it.
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And yours did. And then, plus, you pulled my hair plugs.
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That's why mine was funny and everyone's mad at you.
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I can't believe all that happened 'cause the teacher.
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I'm not a teacher.
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Wow!
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♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby, bay-bay-bay ♪
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♪ Whoa, baby, baby, bay-bay-bay ♪
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Last week on Summer Loving…
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Megan was torn between sending home two of the summer lovers.
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Alexander and Ronnie, please step forward.
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[announcer] Find out whose summer break is over on this week's Summer Loving.
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Twenty-four eligible men spend summer break with one beautiful woman
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to see if a summer fling will turn into summer love.
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[dramatic music plays]
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Alexander, on our kayaking date earlier,
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I feel like there were a lot of awkward pauses.
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I know we had an instant attraction,
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but I'm starting to think we don't have enough in common
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for you to be… the one.
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And Ronnie, I feel like you're just here for the zip line.
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What?
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All you do all day is go on the zip line.
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[tense, dramatic music plays]
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[chatter nearby]
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I like that you can drop into the pool. I'm trying to remember.
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You were never joining us at any of the group meals
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and when you were reprimanded and asked to join us,
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you ate as fast as you could.
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-How do you think your connection is? -Good.
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[metallic scraping]
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And you've gotten into several fights with Mike
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from Adventure 365, who runs the zip line.
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[man] Just too excited.
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He's too rough on the rope.
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-Shut up, Mike. -He pulls.
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He wrenches on the rope.
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-He thinks it's his. -Shut up, Mike.
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-You yanked on the rope hard. -I said shut up.
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And is it true that when you found out I was upset about the zip line,
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you started spreading rumors about your fellow summer lovers?
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I sincerely believe Cody is a drug addict.
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Cody says he's never touched a drug.
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Well, that's what I believe.
believe
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Megan, before you decide whether to send me home or not,
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I just want you to know Carmelo said your face looks like a clock.
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I never said that.
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-[sniffles] -[gentle, somber music plays]
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I just don't wanna go home.
home
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What's waiting for me at home is really bad.
homewaiting
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What's waiting at home?
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I don't know.
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When I get home, there's something I'm worried about about my life.
homelifeworried
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-What is it? -I don't know.
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-[scoffs] Is there really something? -I don't know.
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[sniffles]
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I just really wanna be here. I love you.
love
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Is it true, when having beers with Kenny,
beershavingkenny
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you told him it was your dream to be alone?
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-It's not true. -I just wanna be alone forever.
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Before you make your decision, I just want you to know
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I believe Carlos is a ho.
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♪ I may falter… ♪
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Unfortunately, Ronnie…
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♪ You said this would happen… ♪
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…our summer fling is over.
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Aww!
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-Should pack your things and go. -You sure?
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[dramatic music slowly intensifies]
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[grunts frustratedly]
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Aww!
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Aww!
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["Young Girl" by Frank Lynch plays]
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Mike?
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Tony? Come here.
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-What's up, Dad? -Have a seat, please.
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You guys have really been extremely rude and disrespectful to me lately.
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But I think I have something that might help.
might
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Loser.
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What's that?
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You say something to me?
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-Yeah. I called you a loser. -Yeah, I'm a stranger.
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Don't talk like that.
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If you're a stranger, I can call you what I want. [grunts]
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[thudding]
thudding
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What is this?
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It's a video of me beating up a kid.
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It looks really fake.
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But it's real.
real
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-[metallic clanging] -[grunting]
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-That doesn't look like a kid. -[sighs]
sighs
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I thought it would look fucking real. Goddammit!
fuckinggoddammitreal
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You kids have been so nasty to me lately.
kidslatelynasty
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I had to do something.
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-How'd you make it? -It's a company. Street Sets.
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It's a warehouse downtown. They've got different street scene sets.
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Pointless 'cause you don't think it's real.
pointlessreal
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You can tell it's an old man.
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Stomp my foot.
footstomp
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Fucking Street Sets! I paid 15k for this.
fuckingpaidsetsstreet
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-[sighs] -[groans]
groanssighs
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-Who were you gonna say filmed this? -Brian.
brianfilmed
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-From work? -Yeah, Brian Cambridge.
brian
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-Thrash me around. -This part looks like shit.
part
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-Say you're sorry! -No!
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That guy was going nuts.
nuts
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Kept saying if the stunts looked good, he can get into Jump Junkies.
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I said, "I don't care how this helps you."
carehelps
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-Dad-- -Fucking Street Sets!
fuckingsetsstreet
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I thought you'd think this was fucking real!
fuckingreal
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We love you, Dad.
love
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We shouldn't have danced in the kitchen when you had your stuff on the island.
dancedislandkitchenstuff
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We know you were really stressed organizing stuff on the marble.
marblestressedstuff
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Thank you, boys.
boys
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-Got something you wanna say? -I'm sowwy, mister.
mister
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Brian, you were filming this whole thing?
brianfilmingwhole
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God, this sucks!
sucks
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["Just One More Time" by Ernestine Thompson plays]
playsthompson
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♪ This must be my day now ♪
must
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Hey, everyone, Kathy won't be in today.
kathytoday
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She got a DUI coming home from the office happy hour.
comingcoming-homehappyhomehouroffice
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-Oh my God. -Because she was at a work social event,
eventsocial
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I feel I have to remind you all to be responsible.
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-Thank God she's okay. -Yeah.
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God, so scary.
scary
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If anybody ever feels they've had too much to drink
anybodydrinkfeels
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and they still need to drive,
drive
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here's my number.
number
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No judgment. I mean it. I will pick you up wherever, whenever.
judgmentpick
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It's good to see you, dude.
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-I had a blast. -You good to drive?
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-I should be fine. -Get home safe.
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Later.
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[gentle, suspenseful music plays]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[car horn honking]
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Hey, man. Appreciate you picking me up.
appreciatepicking
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Not a problem. Glad you called.
calledgladproblem
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Glad you got out safe. You did the right thing.
gladsafe
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["A Place With You" by Dick Walter plays]
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[on radio] ♪ I've traveled far I've traveled wide ♪
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♪ So many miles I'm bleary-eyed ♪
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♪ Still I get no place with you ♪
place
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You got behind the wheel. Could've been bad.
behindcouldvewheel
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-Yeah, well, thanks. -Fuck!
fuckthanks
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They're trying to make it look fake! Goddammit!
fakegoddammit
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-Make what look fake? -[growls softly]
fakegrowlssoftly
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The hat and the cigar. You're driving with the Driving Crooner, baby.
babycigardriving
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♪ Mmm ♪
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♪ Continental travel… ♪
travel
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Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! They're trying to make it look fake!
fakefuck
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-Slow down! -Gotta be next to me for it to look real.
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You gotta be right next to me. Everybody tries to make it look fake.
everybodyfaketries
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Fuckers. Bet you didn't know you were with the Driving Crooner, did you?
drivingfuckers
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-Or working with the Driving Crooner. -No, I didn't know you… do this.
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Oh, yeah, I do this.
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I own this.
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-You own what? -Thedrivingcrooner.com, baby.
baby
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Don't ya love it?
love
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["A Place With You" fades, ends]
endsfadesplace
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[gentle, lilting jazz music plays on radio]
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I gotta figure out how to make money on this thing. It's simply too good.
figuremoneysimply
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The dream is to have five cars going state-wide.
carsdreamfivestatewide
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-Watch out for this guy. -Fuck!
fuckwatch
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-He's trying to steal my decals! -What the hell are you doing?
steal
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Sorry. Thought he was trying to steal my decals.
steal
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He was walking his dog.
walking
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Walking to the car, trying to rip the hat off, the cigar off.
cigarwalking
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Why would he do that?
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I don't know.
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Some people hate this, James.
hatejames
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I don't know what it is, but they fuckin' hate it.
fuckinhate
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There's people that wanna kill me, James.
jameskill
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They want to kill you? For doing the Driving Crooner?
drivingkill
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-Yeah. -Jesus.
jesus
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Gotta figure how to make money on this! I really want to!
figuremoney
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Hey, what do you think of Richard from work?
richard
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He's got that big Cadillac.
cadillac
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I could just slap the sticker on the side. He'd be a perfect Driving Crooner.
drivingperfectsideslapsticker
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-That would generate revenue. -Yeah, man. May… maybe.
generate
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Yeah! Yes, James!
james
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♪ Gonna need help from up above… ♪
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Fuck! Fucking hell!
fuckfucking
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-Fuck! Oh no! -What?
fuck
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-Frat boys. Try and run us off the road. -What?
boysfratroad
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[tense, ominous music playing]
musicmusic-playingominousominous-musicominous-music-playingplayingtense
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Roll up the window.
rollwindow
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-There's nothing on it. -Oh, we know what's on it.
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-There's no stickers on it. -Yes, there is.
stickers
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I'm gonna kill you.
kill
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I'm gonna fucking kill you, Driving Crooner!
drivingfuckingfucking-killkill
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[tense, ominous music continues]
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-[engine revving] -[tires squealing]
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[window motor whirring]
motorwhirringwindow
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Are you all right?
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[music softens, turns somber]
musicsomberturns
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I'm so sick of this.
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Why do they hate it so much?
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[sighs]
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When I was a kid,
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I fell into a river and a fish bumped me out.
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I was supposed to die.
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But a fish bumped me out with its nose.
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That was the earth telling me I'm supposed to do something great.
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And I know that's the Driving Crooner. It has to be.
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You know what I mean, James?
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I'm so sick of this!
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[theme music playing]
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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[music ends]
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[robotic voice] Zanin Corp. [chuckles]
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