Giffer
Gallery
Login
Home
»
Scrubs
» S02E13 — My Philosophy
Scrubs
Combine Images
Clear
❮
✕
❯
Season 2, Episode 13 — My Philosophy
'Let's face it, most days start like any other.'
#1
⇓
'Let's face it, most days start like any other.'
#2
⇓
'But some days...' -Well?
#3
⇓
-It's beautiful! But my parents'll kill me if I marry a black guy. Ha-ha!
#4
⇓
-It's beautiful! But my parents'll kill me if I marry a black guy. Ha-ha!
#5
⇓
-It's beautiful! But my parents'll kill me if I marry a black guy. Ha-ha!
#6
⇓
So you're gonna ask Carla? -I'm doin' it. -OK, ready?
#7
⇓
So you're gonna ask Carla? -I'm doin' it. -OK, ready?
#8
⇓
You sure? -Positive. -Na-ha-ha! -Ha-ha!
#9
⇓
You sure? -Positive. -Na-ha-ha! -Ha-ha!
#10
⇓
-Congratulations. When you gonna ask her? -Tonight. I'm gonna make her dinner,
#11
⇓
-Congratulations. When you gonna ask her? -Tonight. I'm gonna make her dinner,
#12
⇓
then put the ring in her champagne glass. -May as well put it in her chamLAME glass. -OK,
#13
⇓
then put the ring in her champagne glass. -May as well put it in her chamLAME glass. -OK,
#14
⇓
know-it-all, what would you do? -Spread 50 candles everywhere, with some rose petals - -That's right,
#15
⇓
know-it-all, what would you do? -Spread 50 candles everywhere, with some rose petals - -That's right,
#16
⇓
know-it-all, what would you do? -Spread 50 candles everywhere, with some rose petals - -That's right,
#17
⇓
the roses are beautiful and make the room smell amazing. -Like a meadow in spring. -What's up?
#18
⇓
the roses are beautiful and make the room smell amazing. -Like a meadow in spring. -What's up?
#19
⇓
-Oh, guy-talk. -Bitches and ho's.
#20
⇓
-Oh, guy-talk. -Bitches and ho's.
#21
⇓
C'mon, hurry up. -I've got to get changed.
#22
⇓
-Have you two met? -Todd, you're over-compensating. You're gay and you need to be OK with it. -Yeah?
#23
⇓
-Have you two met? -Todd, you're over-compensating. You're gay and you need to be OK with it. -Yeah?
#24
⇓
-Have you two met? -Todd, you're over-compensating. You're gay and you need to be OK with it. -Yeah?
#25
⇓
If I'm "gay," how come I work out so much?!
#26
⇓
If I'm "gay," how come I work out so much?!
#27
⇓
'It's tough to be a woman -in a co-ed locker room.'
#28
⇓
'It's tough to be a woman -in a co-ed locker room.'
#29
⇓
(RAUCOUS CATCALLS)
#30
⇓
(RAUCOUS CATCALLS)
#31
⇓
(Dance. They want you to dance.)
#32
⇓
(Dance. They want you to dance.)
#33
⇓
(STRIPTEASE MUSIC - FEMALE SINGER)
#34
⇓
(SONG CONTINUING)
#35
⇓
(SONG CONTINUING)
#36
⇓
(MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY) -Um,... maybe I should just change in the bathroom.
#37
⇓
(MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY) -Um,... maybe I should just change in the bathroom.
#38
⇓
-Honey? -Hm? -Do you want some champagne?
#39
⇓
-Honey? -Hm? -Do you want some champagne?
#40
⇓
-Actually I'm gonna stay with coffee.
#41
⇓
-Actually I'm gonna stay with coffee.
#42
⇓
-OK.
#43
⇓
Coffee it is... for my baby!
#44
⇓
Coffee it is... for my baby!
#45
⇓
-What the hell, I'll have some champagne.
#46
⇓
-What the hell, I'll have some champagne.
#47
⇓
-OK.
#48
⇓
-OK.
#49
⇓
Harrrrgghhh!
#50
⇓
-Are you OK?! (HIGH-PITCHED YELP)
#51
⇓
-Are you OK?! (HIGH-PITCHED YELP)
#52
⇓
I'm absolutely fine, honey. Because I am here with you.
#53
⇓
I'm absolutely fine, honey. Because I am here with you.
#54
⇓
(PHONE RINGS)
#55
⇓
(PHONE RINGS)
#56
⇓
-Hello? Mommy...
#57
⇓
-Hello? Mommy...
#58
⇓
Why are you calling so late? Uh-huh. Uh-huh?
#59
⇓
Why are you calling so late? Uh-huh. Uh-huh?
#60
⇓
She's DEAD?!
#61
⇓
Yeah, yeah, I'll be right over.
#62
⇓
My aunt Marie's dead! She's only 60!
#63
⇓
My aunt Marie's dead! She's only 60!
#64
⇓
-To one hell of a lady! Huh?
#65
⇓
-To one hell of a lady! Huh?
#66
⇓
-What?
#67
⇓
-Should be with your moma. -Thank you, baby.
#68
⇓
-Should be with your moma. -Thank you, baby.
#69
⇓
Stay outta trouble. (HIGH-PITCHED SOUND)
#70
⇓
# I can't do this all on my own
#71
⇓
# I can't do this all on my own
#72
⇓
# No, I know I'm no superman
#73
⇓
# No, I know I'm no superman
#74
⇓
# I'm no superman #
#75
⇓
-So anyway I have to fly out late for the funeral tonight
#76
⇓
-So anyway I have to fly out late for the funeral tonight
#77
⇓
and I'll need your help covering my shifts. -Anything for you, honey. -Thanks.
#78
⇓
and I'll need your help covering my shifts. -Anything for you, honey. -Thanks.
#79
⇓
-Laverne, can I borrow a nickel for a soda? -Sorry, this window's closed.
#80
⇓
-Laverne, can I borrow a nickel for a soda? -Sorry, this window's closed.
#81
⇓
By the way, Elaine's back. 'Elaine's been on top of -the heart transplant list so long
#82
⇓
By the way, Elaine's back. 'Elaine's been on top of -the heart transplant list so long
#83
⇓
she's in here almost as much as me.' We talked about this -
#84
⇓
she's in here almost as much as me.' We talked about this -
#85
⇓
don't get into bed until I arrive so I can see ya booteh. -If I get a heart
#86
⇓
don't get into bed until I arrive so I can see ya booteh. -If I get a heart
#87
⇓
I'll let you eat ice cream off it. -You are naughty! -Ach, it's weird
#88
⇓
I'll let you eat ice cream off it. -You are naughty! -Ach, it's weird
#89
⇓
sitting around hoping someone's family
#90
⇓
sitting around hoping someone's family
#91
⇓
pulls them off life support. -I honestly believe in hospitals there's, like, this... balance,
#92
⇓
pulls them off life support. -I honestly believe in hospitals there's, like, this... balance,
#93
⇓
pulls them off life support. -I honestly believe in hospitals there's, like, this... balance,
#94
⇓
y'know? It's like when one person dies
#95
⇓
another person gets a chance to live.
#96
⇓
another person gets a chance to live.
#97
⇓
I like to call it the Circle of Life. -Oh my God, you must stop watching The Lion King.
#98
⇓
I like to call it the Circle of Life. -Oh my God, you must stop watching The Lion King.
#99
⇓
I like to call it the Circle of Life. -Oh my God, you must stop watching The Lion King.
#100
⇓
-I like that baby lion cub. What's his name...?
#101
⇓
-I like that baby lion cub. What's his name...?
#102
⇓
-Simba? -Trick question! You like it too! Ha-ha-ha!
#103
⇓
-Simba? -Trick question! You like it too! Ha-ha-ha!
#104
⇓
-You girls... Excuse me, Elaine, I actually need his opinion on something.
#105
⇓
-You girls... Excuse me, Elaine, I actually need his opinion on something.
#106
⇓
-I'd say she's pregnant. -Just a terrific catch there.
#107
⇓
Listen to her heart, will ya? I need an extra set of ears, let's go.
#108
⇓
Listen to her heart, will ya? I need an extra set of ears, let's go.
#109
⇓
Listen to her heart, will ya? I need an extra set of ears, let's go.
#110
⇓
-It's kinda flattering that you'd choose me... -Ears. Ears. Not mouth.
#111
⇓
-It's kinda flattering that you'd choose me... -Ears. Ears. Not mouth.
#112
⇓
-Dan, Dr Kopelman has notified me that he will be vacating the office next to mine.
#113
⇓
-Dan, Dr Kopelman has notified me that he will be vacating the office next to mine.
#114
⇓
His deteriorating health has made it impossible for him to continue with us.
#115
⇓
His deteriorating health has made it impossible for him to continue with us.
#116
⇓
-Oh dear, should we send him a card? -Absolutely. See if you can find one
#117
⇓
-Oh dear, should we send him a card? -Absolutely. See if you can find one
#118
⇓
that says, "Crippling arthritis or not,
#119
⇓
that says, "Crippling arthritis or not,
#120
⇓
I want you out of my hospital by sundown so I can knock down your wall
#121
⇓
I want you out of my hospital by sundown so I can knock down your wall
#122
⇓
and make myself a giant office." -You're a wonderful man. -Ted, I don't mean to sound insensitive,
#123
⇓
and make myself a giant office." -You're a wonderful man. -Ted, I don't mean to sound insensitive,
#124
⇓
and make myself a giant office." -You're a wonderful man. -Ted, I don't mean to sound insensitive,
#125
⇓
but a man's office is a reflection of who he is, yes? (SPLASH)
#126
⇓
but a man's office is a reflection of who he is, yes? (SPLASH)
#127
⇓
-Yeah.
#128
⇓
-Ralphie, spit it out.
#129
⇓
-Ralphie, spit it out.
#130
⇓
Spit it out! C'mon, c'mon. Oh...!
#131
⇓
Spit it out! C'mon, c'mon. Oh...!
#132
⇓
Dude, why eat medical supplies when you've got pudding and tater tots? Makes no sense.
#133
⇓
Dude, why eat medical supplies when you've got pudding and tater tots? Makes no sense.
#134
⇓
-Hey. Get the ring back? -Did I... get the... ring back? Dude - I'M back, OK?
#135
⇓
-Hey. Get the ring back? -Did I... get the... ring back? Dude - I'M back, OK?
#136
⇓
-Hey. Get the ring back? -Did I... get the... ring back? Dude - I'M back, OK?
#137
⇓
Got it all set up. I got someone to cover for me, I'll take her to a nice resta -
#138
⇓
Got it all set up. I got someone to cover for me, I'll take her to a nice resta -
#139
⇓
Open.
#140
⇓
Oh, you're killin' me, Ralphie. No, you did NOT just swallow that thing!
#141
⇓
Oh, you're killin' me, Ralphie. No, you did NOT just swallow that thing!
#142
⇓
Yeugh!
#143
⇓
Yeugh!
#144
⇓
-I am through taking my clothes off in front of men. -I think I speak for all of us
#145
⇓
-I am through taking my clothes off in front of men. -I think I speak for all of us
#146
⇓
when I say - we'll live. -Every woman here dislikes getting undressed
#147
⇓
when I say - we'll live. -Every woman here dislikes getting undressed
#148
⇓
in a co-ed locker room. Except Naked Nancy, but she's an exhibitionist.
#149
⇓
in a co-ed locker room. Except Naked Nancy, but she's an exhibitionist.
#150
⇓
in a co-ed locker room. Except Naked Nancy, but she's an exhibitionist.
#151
⇓
-We have a co-ed locker room? Hot damn...!
#152
⇓
-If you really feel the need to discuss it, just write it down on paper
#153
⇓
-If you really feel the need to discuss it, just write it down on paper
#154
⇓
-If you really feel the need to discuss it, just write it down on paper
#155
⇓
and slip it in my suggestion box.
#156
⇓
-Really? -Yeah. Ted, show it to her.
#157
⇓
-Really? -Yeah. Ted, show it to her.
#158
⇓
-Sorry.
#159
⇓
-It's OK.
#160
⇓
-It's OK.
#161
⇓
-So, uh, this locker room -
#162
⇓
ya have to be a doctor to change in there or what?
#163
⇓
ya have to be a doctor to change in there or what?
#164
⇓
-Can I borrow a pen? -Here - take this one.
#165
⇓
-Can I borrow a pen? -Here - take this one.
#166
⇓
-Thanks.
#167
⇓
-See? We don't always have to be, like... We could be, like, "Hey, how you doing?"
#168
⇓
-See? We don't always have to be, like... We could be, like, "Hey, how you doing?"
#169
⇓
-See? We don't always have to be, like... We could be, like, "Hey, how you doing?"
#170
⇓
This can work. We can be there for each other. -It's just a pen, Scooter. Not a kidney. (SIGHS)
#171
⇓
This can work. We can be there for each other. -It's just a pen, Scooter. Not a kidney. (SIGHS)
#172
⇓
This can work. We can be there for each other. -It's just a pen, Scooter. Not a kidney. (SIGHS)
#173
⇓
-Thanks. -No - you keep it.
#174
⇓
-Thanks. -No - you keep it.
#175
⇓
-Really?
#176
⇓
Makes me look smarter.
#177
⇓
Yeah! I'm off to scrub the crappers.
#178
⇓
Yeah! I'm off to scrub the crappers.
#179
⇓
-Here's the deal, Mrs Larkin - you have a valvular defect in your heart. -God...! -Relax, Steve.
#180
⇓
-Here's the deal, Mrs Larkin - you have a valvular defect in your heart. -God...! -Relax, Steve.
#181
⇓
-Here's the deal, Mrs Larkin - you have a valvular defect in your heart. -God...! -Relax, Steve.
#182
⇓
He's a worrier. -Me too, I'm a worrier.
#183
⇓
He's a worrier. -Me too, I'm a worrier.
#184
⇓
-The thing is - -Aw, here it comes. -the thing is
#185
⇓
-The thing is - -Aw, here it comes. -the thing is
#186
⇓
that pregnancy puts such an extra strain on your heart
#187
⇓
that had we known about this condition beforehand
#188
⇓
that had we known about this condition beforehand
#189
⇓
we would've suggested not getting pregnant before getting the valve repaired.
#190
⇓
we would've suggested not getting pregnant before getting the valve repaired.
#191
⇓
-I would've done it anyways. -Yeah, you would've. Got a healthy supply of pluck about ya. -Can't breathe!
#192
⇓
-I would've done it anyways. -Yeah, you would've. Got a healthy supply of pluck about ya. -Can't breathe!
#193
⇓
-I would've done it anyways. -Yeah, you would've. Got a healthy supply of pluck about ya. -Can't breathe!
#194
⇓
-You're OK. Let's do this. -Love the pluck.
#195
⇓
-You're OK. Let's do this. -Love the pluck.
#196
⇓
-How could anyone possibly stand this? Hey, Nancy.
#197
⇓
-How could anyone possibly stand this? Hey, Nancy.
#198
⇓
-You've had six bran muffins, Ralphie. How is it that you don't have to go yet? -Turk?
#199
⇓
-You've had six bran muffins, Ralphie. How is it that you don't have to go yet? -Turk?
#200
⇓
You sure you wanna have dinnertonight? -I am positive. Alright. -Thanks.
#201
⇓
You sure you wanna have dinnertonight? -I am positive. Alright. -Thanks.
#202
⇓
-OK, new tack - I want you to do what I do. Imagine that there are tiny men
#203
⇓
-OK, new tack - I want you to do what I do. Imagine that there are tiny men
#204
⇓
-OK, new tack - I want you to do what I do. Imagine that there are tiny men
#205
⇓
inside your booty, trying to push the dookie.
#206
⇓
Push the dookie out, Ralphie. Can you imagine that for me?
#207
⇓
Push the dookie out, Ralphie. Can you imagine that for me?
#208
⇓
-You told my son there were little men inside him?!
#209
⇓
-You told my son there were little men inside him?!
#210
⇓
He barely sleeps as it is! -Sir,I'm sorry, I was wrong. -That was sick! -But still,
#211
⇓
He barely sleeps as it is! -Sir,I'm sorry, I was wrong. -That was sick! -But still,
#212
⇓
He barely sleeps as it is! -Sir,I'm sorry, I was wrong. -That was sick! -But still,
#213
⇓
if you could do this for me, I would greatly appreciate it.
#214
⇓
if you could do this for me, I would greatly appreciate it.
#215
⇓
The next time your son has a bowel movement, take the dookie,
#216
⇓
The next time your son has a bowel movement, take the dookie,
#217
⇓
put it in a ziplock bag and just call me. It's for my girlfriend. -Oh...! -Hey.
#218
⇓
put it in a ziplock bag and just call me. It's for my girlfriend. -Oh...! -Hey.
#219
⇓
Little men. Pushin' it out. Pushin' it out.
#220
⇓
Little men. Pushin' it out. Pushin' it out.
#221
⇓
Little men. Pushin' it out. Pushin' it out.
#222
⇓
-That Mrs Larkin's an aggressive lady.
#223
⇓
Won't even let her husband finish a senten - -Oh, shut up,
#224
⇓
Won't even let her husband finish a senten - -Oh, shut up,
#225
⇓
at least she's ballsy, unlike that husband,
#226
⇓
the overly thoughtful, sensitive type that drive me crazy.
#227
⇓
the overly thoughtful, sensitive type that drive me crazy.
#228
⇓
What? -No, I just think the Larkins complement each other.
#229
⇓
What? -No, I just think the Larkins complement each other.
#230
⇓
They're a good team. Kinda remind me of us. -Granted I was as usual only halfway listening,
#231
⇓
They're a good team. Kinda remind me of us. -Granted I was as usual only halfway listening,
#232
⇓
They're a good team. Kinda remind me of us. -Granted I was as usual only halfway listening,
#233
⇓
but I get the sinking feeling you just compared us to a married couple.
#234
⇓
but I get the sinking feeling you just compared us to a married couple.
#235
⇓
I know a girl can dream, but... this is never gonna happen.
#236
⇓
I know a girl can dream, but... this is never gonna happen.
#237
⇓
(RAPID BEEPING) Get in here.
#238
⇓
-She went into atrial fibrillation. -Call OBGYN for an emergency console, notify next of kin.
#239
⇓
-She went into atrial fibrillation. -Call OBGYN for an emergency console, notify next of kin.
#240
⇓
-She went into atrial fibrillation. -Call OBGYN for an emergency console, notify next of kin.
#241
⇓
-What the hell is going on?
#242
⇓
-What the hell is going on?
#243
⇓
'Sometimes it's hard -to find the right words.'
#244
⇓
-Once I knock down this wall right here,
#245
⇓
-Once I knock down this wall right here,
#246
⇓
I am going to have more room than I know what to do with. -Sir,
#247
⇓
I am going to have more room than I know what to do with. -Sir,
#248
⇓
I'm so happy for you I could crap. 'Sometimes words come easy.' -Dr Kelso?
#249
⇓
I'm so happy for you I could crap. 'Sometimes words come easy.' -Dr Kelso?
#250
⇓
I'm so happy for you I could crap. 'Sometimes words come easy.' -Dr Kelso?
#251
⇓
I demand a female locker room.
#252
⇓
-I loved it, but why spend all this money on this fancy dinner?
#253
⇓
-I loved it, but why spend all this money on this fancy dinner?
#254
⇓
'Sometimes the words -don't come out at all.'
#255
⇓
'Sometimes the words -don't come out at all.'
#256
⇓
-No reason.
#257
⇓
'But ultimately you grit your teeth -and just say it.' -We don't deliver this baby,
#258
⇓
'But ultimately you grit your teeth -and just say it.' -We don't deliver this baby,
#259
⇓
your wife could die. 'As a doctor -you get used to
#260
⇓
your wife could die. 'As a doctor -you get used to
#261
⇓
the balance-in-the-hospital thing - when one person lives, another dies. -But it's so soon.
#262
⇓
the balance-in-the-hospital thing - when one person lives, another dies. -But it's so soon.
#263
⇓
You said so yourself. What's gonna happen to the baby? -We're gonna do our best.
#264
⇓
You said so yourself. What's gonna happen to the baby? -We're gonna do our best.
#265
⇓
You said so yourself. What's gonna happen to the baby? -We're gonna do our best.
#266
⇓
'But it never seems fair -when it happens in the same family.'
#267
⇓
'But it never seems fair -when it happens in the same family.'
#268
⇓
-You're saying, if we don't deliver the baby now my wife could die? And if we do,
#269
⇓
-You're saying, if we don't deliver the baby now my wife could die? And if we do,
#270
⇓
our child probably won't live? 'Sometimes as a doctor
#271
⇓
our child probably won't live? 'Sometimes as a doctor
#272
⇓
I wish my life was more like my favourite TV show.'
#273
⇓
I wish my life was more like my favourite TV show.'
#274
⇓
Come on, death isn't so bad -
#275
⇓
Come on, death isn't so bad -
#276
⇓
especially if you're dying from LAUGHTER. You're on Candid Camera!
#277
⇓
especially if you're dying from LAUGHTER. You're on Candid Camera!
#278
⇓
We got a camera there,... there... and there!
#279
⇓
We got a camera there,... there... and there!
#280
⇓
-Mr Lockhart, I need a decision from you here. -I'm not ready to do that.
#281
⇓
-Mr Lockhart, I need a decision from you here. -I'm not ready to do that.
#282
⇓
-You go. I'll cover her.
#283
⇓
-Dr Kelso, I am not leaving here until I get an answer. -Sweetheart,
#284
⇓
-Dr Kelso, I am not leaving here until I get an answer. -Sweetheart,
#285
⇓
there are lots of people who think the hospital would be a better place
#286
⇓
there are lots of people who think the hospital would be a better place
#287
⇓
if we made changes. Take Ted, for instance. -I feel I'd be more productive
#288
⇓
if we made changes. Take Ted, for instance. -I feel I'd be more productive
#289
⇓
if my phone dialled out.
#290
⇓
if my phone dialled out.
#291
⇓
-This hospital has always had a co-ed locker room.
#292
⇓
-This hospital has always had a co-ed locker room.
#293
⇓
Ah, back when I was a resident,
#294
⇓
Ah, back when I was a resident,
#295
⇓
I remember blah-blah-blah, nostalgic story, now get the hell out of my office.
#296
⇓
I remember blah-blah-blah, nostalgic story, now get the hell out of my office.
#297
⇓
Not you, Ted.
#298
⇓
Not you, Ted.
#299
⇓
Ted, get the hell out of my office. -Yes, sir.
#300
⇓
Ted, get the hell out of my office. -Yes, sir.
#301
⇓
-Gonna miss you so much. -I'm only going to Chicago for five days. I'll call you when I land. See ya.
#302
⇓
-Gonna miss you so much. -I'm only going to Chicago for five days. I'll call you when I land. See ya.
#303
⇓
-Gonna miss you so much. -I'm only going to Chicago for five days. I'll call you when I land. See ya.
#304
⇓
-Baby, don't go. -Seen Mr Larkin? -Uh, no.
#305
⇓
-Baby, don't go. -Seen Mr Larkin? -Uh, no.
#306
⇓
-Thanks for the pen. -Oh, no.
#307
⇓
-Thanks for the pen. -Oh, no.
#308
⇓
-Yeah. It's my favourite t-shirt. And this... is my favourite skin.
#309
⇓
-Yeah. It's my favourite t-shirt. And this... is my favourite skin.
#310
⇓
-You know I would never mean for that to happen. -Yeah! -This isa little cosy for me. -Is it?
#311
⇓
-You know I would never mean for that to happen. -Yeah! -This isa little cosy for me. -Is it?
#312
⇓
-You know I would never mean for that to happen. -Yeah! -This isa little cosy for me. -Is it?
#313
⇓
-I don't think you people are getting how difficult this is. -Trust me,
#314
⇓
-I don't think you people are getting how difficult this is. -Trust me,
#315
⇓
I wouldn't wanna have to make this decision. -Wish I could ask my wife.
#316
⇓
I wouldn't wanna have to make this decision. -Wish I could ask my wife.
#317
⇓
I wouldn't wanna have to make this decision. -Wish I could ask my wife.
#318
⇓
She'd be better at handling this. -You know, you and I are a lot alike.
#319
⇓
She'd be better at handling this. -You know, you and I are a lot alike.
#320
⇓
We may seem like the kinda guy you can just throw in a headlock and draw a moustache on, but...
#321
⇓
We may seem like the kinda guy you can just throw in a headlock and draw a moustache on, but...
#322
⇓
..in crunch time we always come through.
#323
⇓
It's time.
#324
⇓
Come on.
#325
⇓
-Dr Reid, are you orphaned today?
#326
⇓
-Dr Reid, are you orphaned today?
#327
⇓
-Oh, I just didn't have a place to change. -Uh-huh...?
#328
⇓
-Oh, I just didn't have a place to change. -Uh-huh...?
#329
⇓
Laverne, I'm going to pretend you're not wearing that.
#330
⇓
Laverne, I'm going to pretend you're not wearing that.
#331
⇓
-Don't you usually wait till you're home before you do that? -Plus - County statute says,
#332
⇓
-Don't you usually wait till you're home before you do that? -Plus - County statute says,
#333
⇓
"All medical facilities are required to provide single-sex bathrooms and changing rooms for employees."
#334
⇓
"All medical facilities are required to provide single-sex bathrooms and changing rooms for employees."
#335
⇓
"All medical facilities are required to provide single-sex bathrooms and changing rooms for employees."
#336
⇓
Put that in your suggestion box and sm-moke it. -Dammit.
#337
⇓
Put that in your suggestion box and sm-moke it. -Dammit.
#338
⇓
Where'd she learn all that legal mumbo-jumbo?
#339
⇓
Where'd she learn all that legal mumbo-jumbo?
#340
⇓
(WHISTLES INEFFECTUALLY)
#341
⇓
-What are you doing, Ted? -I'm trying to whistle.
#342
⇓
-What are you doing, Ted? -I'm trying to whistle.
#343
⇓
Y'know, so you wouldn't think it was me.
#344
⇓
-Stop the cab! Whoa! Hey! Open the door. Baby, open the door.
#345
⇓
-Stop the cab! Whoa! Hey! Open the door. Baby, open the door.
#346
⇓
Open the damn door! -Turk! What are you doing?!
#347
⇓
Open the damn door! -Turk! What are you doing?!
#348
⇓
(WOMAN) -Take it. -Sorry, ma'am. My bad. -What is going on?
#349
⇓
(WOMAN) -Take it. -Sorry, ma'am. My bad. -What is going on?
#350
⇓
(WOMAN) -Take it. -Sorry, ma'am. My bad. -What is going on?
#351
⇓
-I gotta ask you something before you go. -What?
#352
⇓
-You're doing great. Gonna be fine.
#353
⇓
-You're doing great. Gonna be fine.
#354
⇓
-Nice job. Real nice job.
#355
⇓
-Nice job. Real nice job.
#356
⇓
All we gotta do now is cross our fingers.
#357
⇓
All we gotta do now is cross our fingers.
#358
⇓
'Death is always hanging around -this hospital.'
#359
⇓
'Morning.
#360
⇓
'Morning.
#361
⇓
'Ultimately it all boils down to -what your attitude is about it.' -I'm not afraid of death. I mean,
#362
⇓
'Ultimately it all boils down to -what your attitude is about it.' -I'm not afraid of death. I mean,
#363
⇓
'Ultimately it all boils down to -what your attitude is about it.' -I'm not afraid of death. I mean,
#364
⇓
if I got a heart that would be great. Still,
#365
⇓
if I got a heart that would be great. Still,
#366
⇓
if they told me it was never gonna happen, I'd be OK too.
#367
⇓
if they told me it was never gonna happen, I'd be OK too.
#368
⇓
It's the waiting - I just wanna know one way or the other. -My idea is - switch to a cheerier subject?
#369
⇓
It's the waiting - I just wanna know one way or the other. -My idea is - switch to a cheerier subject?
#370
⇓
It's the waiting - I just wanna know one way or the other. -My idea is - switch to a cheerier subject?
#371
⇓
-What do you think death is like?
#372
⇓
-What do you think death is like?
#373
⇓
-I really hope it's like a big Broadway musical -
#374
⇓
-I really hope it's like a big Broadway musical -
#375
⇓
everyone's all dressed up and singing to the rafters
#376
⇓
and you go out with a real flourish.
#377
⇓
and you go out with a real flourish.
#378
⇓
-I think it's like a game of dodgeball.
#379
⇓
-I think it's like a game of dodgeball.
#380
⇓
There's a lot of chaos and screaming and - y'know, eventually you get your glasses snapped in half
#381
⇓
There's a lot of chaos and screaming and - y'know, eventually you get your glasses snapped in half
#382
⇓
There's a lot of chaos and screaming and - y'know, eventually you get your glasses snapped in half
#383
⇓
by the big kid who already has underarm hair.
#384
⇓
But you wake up in a hot nurse's office - when she leans in
#385
⇓
But you wake up in a hot nurse's office - when she leans in
#386
⇓
But you wake up in a hot nurse's office - when she leans in
#387
⇓
to put that bandage on your nose, you get a sense that something COULD happen
#388
⇓
to put that bandage on your nose, you get a sense that something COULD happen
#389
⇓
if you just took a chance and buried your face in her knockers. -Holy cow, I'm so sorry -
#390
⇓
if you just took a chance and buried your face in her knockers. -Holy cow, I'm so sorry -
#391
⇓
for my part, I think death is a lot like that story. But if there is a God,
#392
⇓
for my part, I think death is a lot like that story. But if there is a God,
#393
⇓
for my part, I think death is a lot like that story. But if there is a God,
#394
⇓
it'll be a lot quicker and half as painful.
#395
⇓
it'll be a lot quicker and half as painful.
#396
⇓
-It's fun to annoy him. -It's what I do.
#397
⇓
-It's fun to annoy him. -It's what I do.
#398
⇓
-So I hear they're making that office into the ladies' locker room, huh? -Yes, Ted. -Bummer!
#399
⇓
-So I hear they're making that office into the ladies' locker room, huh? -Yes, Ted. -Bummer!
#400
⇓
-So I hear they're making that office into the ladies' locker room, huh? -Yes, Ted. -Bummer!
#401
⇓
Hey, maybe whoever's over here might not stay there forever.
#402
⇓
Hey, maybe whoever's over here might not stay there forever.
#403
⇓
-Well, I'm here doing a research fellowship,
#404
⇓
so I'll be anywhere from 15 to 25 years.
#405
⇓
so I'll be anywhere from 15 to 25 years.
#406
⇓
-That's a long time. -Yeah. -You'll probably be dead.
#407
⇓
-That's a long time. -Yeah. -You'll probably be dead.
#408
⇓
-So, um, we've known each other for 18 months, right? -Turk,that's my ride - -Gimme a second, OK?
#409
⇓
-So, um, we've known each other for 18 months, right? -Turk,that's my ride - -Gimme a second, OK?
#410
⇓
-So, um, we've known each other for 18 months, right? -Turk,that's my ride - -Gimme a second, OK?
#411
⇓
I've been thinking a lot lately. (HORN PARPS) I'm talkin' here! -I gotta go, honey. I'm sorry.
#412
⇓
I've been thinking a lot lately. (HORN PARPS) I'm talkin' here! -I gotta go, honey. I'm sorry.
#413
⇓
I've been thinking a lot lately. (HORN PARPS) I'm talkin' here! -I gotta go, honey. I'm sorry.
#414
⇓
-Will you marry me?
#415
⇓
-What'd you say?! -I think I said,... "Will you marry me?"
#416
⇓
-What'd you say?! -I think I said,... "Will you marry me?"
#417
⇓
-Turk, wow! -I got a ring.
#418
⇓
-Turk, wow! -I got a ring.
#419
⇓
Um,... I don't have it on me, but... it's in a safe place.
#420
⇓
Um,... I don't have it on me, but... it's in a safe place.
#421
⇓
-I can't believe this!
#422
⇓
-I can't believe this!
#423
⇓
I - I've imagined you saying this to me, like, a thousand times.
#424
⇓
I - I've imagined you saying this to me, like, a thousand times.
#425
⇓
I - I've imagined you saying this to me, like, a thousand times.
#426
⇓
I just never imagined that when you actually asked all I would say is...
#427
⇓
I just never imagined that when you actually asked all I would say is...
#428
⇓
..I need to think.
#429
⇓
-Cool! Uh,...
#430
⇓
-Cool! Uh,...
#431
⇓
..yeah. Phoo...! That's - that's - that's what I was hoping to hear.
#432
⇓
..yeah. Phoo...! That's - that's - that's what I was hoping to hear.
#433
⇓
-I love you. I really do.
#434
⇓
-Love you too.
#435
⇓
-Love you too.
#436
⇓
-I'll be back in a few days.
#437
⇓
-I'll be back in a few days.
#438
⇓
-I'll wait...
#439
⇓
-Congratulations, guys, he's doing great.
#440
⇓
'Sometimes my whole theory of life and death
#441
⇓
'Sometimes my whole theory of life and death
#442
⇓
balancing each other out in the hospital doesn't hold true.'
#443
⇓
balancing each other out in the hospital doesn't hold true.'
#444
⇓
'I guess sometimes you get lucky.' What? -She's coding.
#445
⇓
'I guess sometimes you get lucky.' What? -She's coding.
#446
⇓
# Any minute now
#447
⇓
# My ship is coming in
#448
⇓
# I'll keep checking the horizon
#449
⇓
# I'll stand on the bow
#450
⇓
# I'll stand on the bow
#451
⇓
# Feel the waves come crashing in
#452
⇓
# Come crashing down
#453
⇓
# Down, down
#454
⇓
# Down, down
#455
⇓
# On me
#456
⇓
# On me
#457
⇓
# And you say, "Be still, my love"
#458
⇓
# Open up your heart
#459
⇓
# Open up your heart
#460
⇓
# Let the light shine in
#461
⇓
# Don't you... understand
#462
⇓
# I already have a plan?
#463
⇓
# I'm waiting for my real life to begin
#464
⇓
# My real life to begin # Oh, don't you understand?
#465
⇓
# My real life to begin # Oh, don't you understand?
#466
⇓
# I already have a plan
#467
⇓
# I'm waiting -for my real life to begin
#468
⇓
# On a clear day
#469
⇓
# I can see
#470
⇓
# I can see
#471
⇓
# See
#472
⇓
# See a very long way #
#473
⇓
# See a very long way #
#474
⇓
(STEADY BEEPING)
#475
⇓
(STEADY BEEPING)
#476
⇓
-She's gone.
#477
⇓
Will you be OK?
#478
⇓
-Yeah.
#479
⇓
-Yeah.
#480
⇓
-Edited by Access Innovation Media www.ai-media.tv
#481
⇓
-Edited by Access Innovation Media www.ai-media.tv
#482
⇓
Combine Images
Clear Selection
Combined Images
