Scrubs

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-Where's Carla? We're gonna miss the previews.

carla miss

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-Where's Carla? We're gonna miss the previews.

carla miss

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-Hey, you're black, right? -Here we go.

black

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-Hey, you're black, right? -Here we go.

black

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-I hate that stereotype that all black people yell at movie screens. Like, you go see some horror flick,

black flick hate horror movie screens stereotype yell

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-I hate that stereotype that all black people yell at movie screens. Like, you go see some horror flick,

black flick hate horror movie screens stereotype yell

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and you be yelling, "Don't go in there, girl, he behind the doh'!" It's offensive.

behind girl offensive yelling

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and you be yelling, "Don't go in there, girl, he behind the doh'!" It's offensive.

behind girl offensive yelling

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-You wish you were allowed to yell at the screen, don't you?

allowed screen wish yell

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-You wish you were allowed to yell at the screen, don't you?

allowed screen wish yell

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-Why does she go in? "He's behind the doh'!"

behind

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'It's weird to run into someone from the hospital in the real world.'

hospital real real-world weird world

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'It's weird to run into someone from the hospital in the real world.'

hospital real real-world weird world

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Hey, Dr Kelso. -How are you, sir? -I'm Jim Dandy. Now, unless your pants are made out of Turtle Wax,

dandy kelso pants turtle

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Hey, Dr Kelso. -How are you, sir? -I'm Jim Dandy. Now, unless your pants are made out of Turtle Wax,

dandy kelso pants turtle

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Hey, Dr Kelso. -How are you, sir? -I'm Jim Dandy. Now, unless your pants are made out of Turtle Wax,

dandy kelso pants turtle

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I suggest you get your asses off of Bessy!

asses suggest

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I suggest you get your asses off of Bessy!

asses suggest

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-Oh, sorry! You needed your car, huh?

needed

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'Life is simpler at home. Unless you live with a girl you're crazy about,

crazy girl home life live simpler

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'Life is simpler at home. Unless you live with a girl you're crazy about,

crazy girl home life live simpler

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and she decided she can't sleep with you, and just wants to be friends.'

decided friends sleep wants

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and she decided she can't sleep with you, and just wants to be friends.'

decided friends sleep wants

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-Oh! Great!

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Morning, buddy.

buddy morning

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Morning, buddy.

buddy morning

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-Morning, pal. -I'll just go get dressed and then...

dressed morning

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-Morning, pal. -I'll just go get dressed and then...

dressed morning

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..we can go to work.

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..we can go to work.

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'Alright, just relax. -You can totally handle this.'

alright handle relax

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'Alright, just relax. -You can totally handle this.'

alright handle relax

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Chop, chop, chop, buddy!

buddy chop chop-chop chop-chop-chop

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Chop, chop, chop, buddy!

buddy chop chop-chop chop-chop-chop

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-Told you I could fit in this spot!

spot

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-Told you I could fit in this spot!

spot

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-You were right. I'll just put this guy's side-view mirror on his roof.

mirror roof side view view-mirror

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-You were right. I'll just put this guy's side-view mirror on his roof.

mirror roof side view view-mirror

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-Hey, JD. (GROANS)

groans

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-Hey, JD. (GROANS)

groans

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Yes. -I wanted to say something, you know, before we go back in there.

wanted

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Yes. -I wanted to say something, you know, before we go back in there.

wanted

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-Go ahead. -I understand it's gonna be a bit harder for you to transition into being just friends again.

ahead friends go-ahead harder transition

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-Go ahead. -I understand it's gonna be a bit harder for you to transition into being just friends again.

ahead friends go-ahead harder transition

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-Why? -Because... you're a guy.

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-Why? -Because... you're a guy.

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-What does that have to do with anything? -You're right. You know what we should do? Everything I own

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-What does that have to do with anything? -You're right. You know what we should do? Everything I own

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-What does that have to do with anything? -You're right. You know what we should do? Everything I own

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is in this truck, including my bed. We should get in

including truck

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is in this truck, including my bed. We should get in

including truck

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and have sex one last time - just get it out of our system.

system

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and have sex one last time - just get it out of our system.

system

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JD, I was kidding to prove a point.

kidding point prove

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JD, I was kidding to prove a point.

kidding point prove

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-I know.

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Oh, yeah. This is how you like it!

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Oh, yeah. This is how you like it!

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# I can't do this all on my own

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# I can't do this all on my own

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# No, I know I'm no Superman

superman

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# No, I know I'm no Superman

superman

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# I'm no Superman #

superman

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# I'm no Superman #

superman

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-Hey! -Hey!

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-See? This is good. I don't feel weird. -I don't feel weird.

weird

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-See? This is good. I don't feel weird. -I don't feel weird.

weird

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-I feel weird.

weird

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-I feel weird.

weird

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'Tell her the truth - -you're crazy about her!'

crazy truth

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Look, Elliot - -Ah, damn! I missed the annual sleep-over, didn't I?

annual elliot missed sleep

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Look, Elliot - -Ah, damn! I missed the annual sleep-over, didn't I?

annual elliot missed sleep

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That wonderful time of year when you two crazy kids throw caution to the wind and make sweet,

caution crazy kids sweet throw wind

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That wonderful time of year when you two crazy kids throw caution to the wind and make sweet,

caution crazy kids sweet throw wind

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That wonderful time of year when you two crazy kids throw caution to the wind and make sweet,

caution crazy kids sweet throw wind

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elbowy love to each other. Don't you be shy! You can tell Uncle Coxie about the naught-aye!

coxie love naught uncle

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elbowy love to each other. Don't you be shy! You can tell Uncle Coxie about the naught-aye!

coxie love naught uncle

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-Dr Cox, I lost my apartment, and so I was needing a place to stay.

apartment lost needing place

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-Dr Cox, I lost my apartment, and so I was needing a place to stay.

apartment lost needing place

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-Dr Cox, I lost my apartment, and so I was needing a place to stay.

apartment lost needing place

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-So you went to your "friend's" house and cried on his shoulder. Boo-hoo!

cried friends house shoulder

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-So you went to your "friend's" house and cried on his shoulder. Boo-hoo!

cried friends house shoulder

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And you comforted her cos she was weak and vulnerable and blah,... blah,... blah... Nerdy sex.

blah blah-blah blah-blah-blah nerdy vulnerable weak

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And you comforted her cos she was weak and vulnerable and blah,... blah,... blah... Nerdy sex.

blah blah-blah blah-blah-blah nerdy vulnerable weak

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The end. Dear Lord, Laverne, how do you listen to this crap all day long?

dear dear-lord laverne lord

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The end. Dear Lord, Laverne, how do you listen to this crap all day long?

dear dear-lord laverne lord

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-Are you kidding? If he turns out to be her brother, this is better than my stories. -You are so right!

brother kidding stories turns

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-Are you kidding? If he turns out to be her brother, this is better than my stories. -You are so right!

brother kidding stories turns

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-Are you kidding? If he turns out to be her brother, this is better than my stories. -You are so right!

brother kidding stories turns

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-Dude, what are her boobs like? -Todd, I'm standing right here!

boobs standing todd

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-Dude, what are her boobs like? -Todd, I'm standing right here!

boobs standing todd

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-I'm sorry, what are your boobs like?

boobs

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-I'm sorry, what are your boobs like?

boobs

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-Oh, joy of joys, Mr Corman, you've joined us yet again.

corman joined

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-Oh, joy of joys, Mr Corman, you've joined us yet again.

corman joined

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What imaginary disease is ailing you this time?

disease imaginary

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What imaginary disease is ailing you this time?

disease imaginary

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-He thinks he has the Yaba virus. -Your hair got longer, and I don't appreciate your tone.

appreciate hair longer thinks tone virus yaba

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-He thinks he has the Yaba virus. -Your hair got longer, and I don't appreciate your tone.

appreciate hair longer thinks tone virus yaba

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-He thinks he has the Yaba virus. -Your hair got longer, and I don't appreciate your tone.

appreciate hair longer thinks tone virus yaba

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-Last month, you had familial Mediterranean fever.

familial fever month

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-Last month, you had familial Mediterranean fever.

familial fever month

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-I was at Kelly Papadopoulos' wedding. I share a glass of ouzo with this guy. 20 minutes later,

glass kelly minutes share wedding

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-I was at Kelly Papadopoulos' wedding. I share a glass of ouzo with this guy. 20 minutes later,

glass kelly minutes share wedding

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I'm in a cab, I gotta ask the guy to pull over because I'm gonna explode

explode pull

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I'm in a cab, I gotta ask the guy to pull over because I'm gonna explode

explode pull

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in some rose garden! Now, what would you think!?

garden rose

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in some rose garden! Now, what would you think!?

garden rose

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-You got yourself a bad case of the wish-you-were-sicks.

case wish

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-You got yourself a bad case of the wish-you-were-sicks.

case wish

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-Yeah, well, I read the symptoms on the internet, OK? I have Yaba!

internet read symptoms yaba

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-Yeah, well, I read the symptoms on the internet, OK? I have Yaba!

internet read symptoms yaba

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-Would you say you've been in contact with many primates this year?

contact primates

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-Would you say you've been in contact with many primates this year?

contact primates

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-I have been to the zoo. -And while you were there,

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-I have been to the zoo. -And while you were there,

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did you jump into the cage and play toss the poop with the other monkeys? Because if you did,

cage jump monkeys poop toss

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did you jump into the cage and play toss the poop with the other monkeys? Because if you did,

cage jump monkeys poop toss

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did you jump into the cage and play toss the poop with the other monkeys? Because if you did,

cage jump monkeys poop toss

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you just might have Yaba, but if that's the case, it would be way down on the list of your problems.

case list might problems yaba

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you just might have Yaba, but if that's the case, it would be way down on the list of your problems.

case list might problems yaba

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Give him a full work-up. -OK, you know the drill.

drill full

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Give him a full work-up. -OK, you know the drill.

drill full

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Here are my vitals. Here is the mountain dew. I'm just kidding,

kidding mountain vitals

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Here are my vitals. Here is the mountain dew. I'm just kidding,

kidding mountain vitals

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that's my urine sample. And you can start timing.

sample start timing urine urine-sample

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that's my urine sample. And you can start timing.

sample start timing urine urine-sample

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Now... So, how you been doing? Still seeing that surgeon?

seeing surgeon

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Now... So, how you been doing? Still seeing that surgeon?

seeing surgeon

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-No talking.

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-No talking.

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OK! Vision perfect. -Are you trying to make time with my best girl?!

best best-girl girl perfect vision

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OK! Vision perfect. -Are you trying to make time with my best girl?!

best best-girl girl perfect vision

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OK! Vision perfect. -Are you trying to make time with my best girl?!

best best-girl girl perfect vision

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Now,... how do you feel after surgery on your...

surgery

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Now,... how do you feel after surgery on your...

surgery

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-Brain. -..Brain? -Mrs Kay is doing great, but after this procedure,

brain procedure

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-Brain. -..Brain? -Mrs Kay is doing great, but after this procedure,

brain procedure

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people suffer diminished reaction time. -Christopher, come here.

christopher reaction suffer

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people suffer diminished reaction time. -Christopher, come here.

christopher reaction suffer

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-Hmm? -Maybe you should worry about your own reaction time!

reaction worry

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-Hmm? -Maybe you should worry about your own reaction time!

reaction worry

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-Hmm? -Maybe you should worry about your own reaction time!

reaction worry

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-Now, do you have a ride home today, dear?

dear home home-today ride ride-home today

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-Now, do you have a ride home today, dear?

dear home home-today ride ride-home today

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-I drove myself. -Well, it always warms my heart to see your face!

drove face heart

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-I drove myself. -Well, it always warms my heart to see your face!

drove face heart

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I don't care what the old bat says - I doubt she can back out of her own driveway.

care doubt driveway

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I don't care what the old bat says - I doubt she can back out of her own driveway.

care doubt driveway

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Tell her you're calling the DMV and having her license revoked. -Why don't you tell her, sir?

calling having license

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Tell her you're calling the DMV and having her license revoked. -Why don't you tell her, sir?

calling having license

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Tell her you're calling the DMV and having her license revoked. -Why don't you tell her, sir?

calling having license

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-Cos she's my friend! Don't be insensitive, son. It's ugly on you.

friend insensitive ugly

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-Cos she's my friend! Don't be insensitive, son. It's ugly on you.

friend insensitive ugly

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-I can't take this old lady's driver's licence from her. She reminds me of my Gram-Gram.

drivers gram gram-gram ladys licence reminds

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-I can't take this old lady's driver's licence from her. She reminds me of my Gram-Gram.

drivers gram gram-gram ladys licence reminds

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-I can't take this old lady's driver's licence from her. She reminds me of my Gram-Gram.

drivers gram gram-gram ladys licence reminds

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-Get someone else from surgery to. -Like who?

surgery

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# "Eye of the Tiger" - Survivor

survivor tiger

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# "Eye of the Tiger" - Survivor

survivor tiger

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-You want this? Want this? Psych!

psych

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-Never mind. -Hi, JD. -Oh, hey, Lisa.

lisa mind

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-Never mind. -Hi, JD. -Oh, hey, Lisa.

lisa mind

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-Dude, the gift-shop chick... Did you ever (SQUEAKS)?

chick gift gift-shop shop squeaks

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-Dude, the gift-shop chick... Did you ever (SQUEAKS)?

chick gift gift-shop shop squeaks

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-Turk! Elliot's right here!

elliots turk

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-Why would I care? -I'm sorry. I guess when I was passing by JD's room

care passing room

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-Why would I care? -I'm sorry. I guess when I was passing by JD's room

care passing room

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-Why would I care? -I'm sorry. I guess when I was passing by JD's room

care passing room

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the other night, he was telling a different Dr Reid not to stop!

night reid telling

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the other night, he was telling a different Dr Reid not to stop!

night reid telling

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-"Oh, Dr Reid!" Sweet! -You guys, this conversation

conversation reid sweet

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-"Oh, Dr Reid!" Sweet! -You guys, this conversation

conversation reid sweet

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is starting to make me feel a little uncomfortable, OK?

starting uncomfortable

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is starting to make me feel a little uncomfortable, OK?

starting uncomfortable

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And I'm sure "Dr Reid" feels the same way.

feels reid

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-No, I don't. You can (SQUEAKS) with anyone that you want.

squeaks

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-No, I don't. You can (SQUEAKS) with anyone that you want.

squeaks

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-No, I don't. You can (SQUEAKS) with anyone that you want.

squeaks

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'She wants to play chicken, huh? -Buckle-up, missy!'

buckle chicken missy wants

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'She wants to play chicken, huh? -Buckle-up, missy!'

buckle chicken missy wants

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Maybe I'll ask Lisa out again. -You should. -Maybe I will.

lisa

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-Cool. -Good.

cool

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-Cool. -Good.

cool

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-Take it home. -That's what I'll do. -Let me know how it goes.

home

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-Take it home. -That's what I'll do. -Let me know how it goes.

home

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-Fine, but I am taking my own car so I can escape in case you turn into a freak again. -It's a date!

case date escape freak

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-Fine, but I am taking my own car so I can escape in case you turn into a freak again. -It's a date!

case date escape freak

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-Fine, but I am taking my own car so I can escape in case you turn into a freak again. -It's a date!

case date escape freak

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-The guy's here 1,000 times a year, and every second I'm with him,

second times

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-The guy's here 1,000 times a year, and every second I'm with him,

second times

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it's time away from somebody I could help.

somebody

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it's time away from somebody I could help.

somebody

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-What do you want me to do? -Follow my lead.

follow lead

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Alas, Mr Corman, shockingly, all your labs have come back and they're negative for... everything.

alas corman labs negative shockingly

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Alas, Mr Corman, shockingly, all your labs have come back and they're negative for... everything.

alas corman labs negative shockingly

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-Oh, c'mon! -OK, I'll tell you what... You have suggested

suggested

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-Oh, c'mon! -OK, I'll tell you what... You have suggested

suggested

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that you're feeling rather tired lately, haven't you?

feeling lately tired

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that you're feeling rather tired lately, haven't you?

feeling lately tired

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-I'm listening. -And that you bruise easily.

bruise easily listening

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-I'm listening. -And that you bruise easily.

bruise easily listening

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-Like an old banana. -For the record, I think you're fine,

banana record

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-Like an old banana. -For the record, I think you're fine,

banana record

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but if you'd like, we can go ahead and check your bone marrow.

ahead bone bone-marrow check go-ahead marrow

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but if you'd like, we can go ahead and check your bone marrow.

ahead bone bone-marrow check go-ahead marrow

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That would mean sticking an enormous needle all the way through your hip

enormous needle sticking

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That would mean sticking an enormous needle all the way through your hip

enormous needle sticking

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and it's very, very excruciatingly painful. Right, Carla? -Yes.

carla painful

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and it's very, very excruciatingly painful. Right, Carla? -Yes.

carla painful

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-Thank you. What's it gonna be, champ? Head home and get some rest,

champ head head-home home rest

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-Thank you. What's it gonna be, champ? Head home and get some rest,

champ head head-home home rest

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or an afternoon of senseless,...

afternoon senseless

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or an afternoon of senseless,...

afternoon senseless

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..mind-numbing agony?!

agony mind

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..mind-numbing agony?!

agony mind

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-Oh, what the hell!

↓

I'll take the giant hip needle!

giant needle

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I'll take the giant hip needle!

giant needle

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'Alright, there's no-one around. Time -to tell her how you really feel.'

alright

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'Alright, there's no-one around. Time -to tell her how you really feel.'

alright

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You know, Elliot - -What's up medical dogs?

dogs elliot medical

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You know, Elliot - -What's up medical dogs?

dogs elliot medical

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'OK, you're smarter than him. Think -of something to get him outta here.'

outta smarter

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'OK, you're smarter than him. Think -of something to get him outta here.'

outta smarter

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Hey, Todd.

todd

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Hey, Todd.

todd

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-What the hell? Did you just throw something out into the hall?

hall throw

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-What the hell? Did you just throw something out into the hall?

hall throw

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-So anyway, Elliot - -Hey, I found an apartment!

apartment elliot found

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-So anyway, Elliot - -Hey, I found an apartment!

apartment elliot found

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-Great! You know, but there's no rush for you to move out.

rush

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-Great! You know, but there's no rush for you to move out.

rush

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-What are we gonna do, just live with each other forever and any time

forever live

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-What are we gonna do, just live with each other forever and any time

forever live

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we feel lonely, hop into bed and have hot sex? -That'd be stupid(!)

lonely stupid thatd

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we feel lonely, hop into bed and have hot sex? -That'd be stupid(!)

lonely stupid thatd

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-We're human. Staying in that situation would be a big mistake. -I know.

human mistake situation staying

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-We're human. Staying in that situation would be a big mistake. -I know.

human mistake situation staying

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'Sometimes when you're down, you take it out on the wrong person.'

person sometimes

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'Sometimes when you're down, you take it out on the wrong person.'

person sometimes

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Going on vacation? -I get it! I'm a janitor,

janitor vacation

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Going on vacation? -I get it! I'm a janitor,

janitor vacation

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so when I pack for vacation, I just pack cleaning supplies. That's funny(!) -I thought so.

cleaning funny pack supplies vacation

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so when I pack for vacation, I just pack cleaning supplies. That's funny(!) -I thought so.

cleaning funny pack supplies vacation

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-Actually, I'm going to speak at my son's career day.

career sons speak

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-Actually, I'm going to speak at my son's career day.

career sons speak

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-About... being a janitor? -You think there aren't kids that want to grow up to make the world sparkle?

grow janitor kids sparkle world

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-About... being a janitor? -You think there aren't kids that want to grow up to make the world sparkle?

grow janitor kids sparkle world

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-About... being a janitor? -You think there aren't kids that want to grow up to make the world sparkle?

grow janitor kids sparkle world

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-I-I didn't mean it that way. I... -How did you mean it?

↓

-I-I didn't mean it that way. I... -How did you mean it?

↓

-Look!

↓

-Look!

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-What the hell are you doing?

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-Dr Kelso, all I'm saying is that Mrs Kay looks like she's in great shape!

kelso shape

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-Dr Kelso, all I'm saying is that Mrs Kay looks like she's in great shape!

kelso shape

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-My God, son, the woman is recovering from major surgery on her...

major recovering surgery woman

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-My God, son, the woman is recovering from major surgery on her...

major recovering surgery woman

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-Brain. -Why do I keep blanking on that?

brain

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-Brain. -Why do I keep blanking on that?

brain

↓

Now, son, give me the real skinny - did you pull her licence or not?

licence pull real skinny

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Now, son, give me the real skinny - did you pull her licence or not?

licence pull real skinny

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-Yes, sir, I did.

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-Yes, sir, I did.

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(SCREAMS)

screams

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OK, I didn't tell her yet, sir, but I swear I was gonna!

swear

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OK, I didn't tell her yet, sir, but I swear I was gonna!

swear

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-So, Mr Corman, how'd that go for you? -Horrible pain.

corman horrible howd pain

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-So, Mr Corman, how'd that go for you? -Horrible pain.

corman horrible howd pain

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I made sounds like a dolphin giving birth. -Dr Cox, I think you should look at Mr Corman's chart.

birth chart dolphin giving giving-birth sounds

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I made sounds like a dolphin giving birth. -Dr Cox, I think you should look at Mr Corman's chart.

birth chart dolphin giving giving-birth sounds

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I made sounds like a dolphin giving birth. -Dr Cox, I think you should look at Mr Corman's chart.

birth chart dolphin giving giving-birth sounds

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-What's he got, scurvy? There's no chance

chance scurvy

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-What's he got, scurvy? There's no chance

chance scurvy

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you were on a ship in the 1700s, is there?! -Just look at the chart!

chart ship

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you were on a ship in the 1700s, is there?! -Just look at the chart!

chart ship

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-What is it?

↓

-You're sick.

sick

↓

-Really?

↓

-Really?

↓

-Really.

↓

-Oh.

↓

-Oh.

↓

'I feel like if I could -get out of this place, and get away from Elliot for a while,

elliot place

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'I feel like if I could -get out of this place, and get away from Elliot for a while,

elliot place

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'I feel like if I could -get out of this place, and get away from Elliot for a while,

elliot place

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I could regroup. But sometimes that's not easy.'

easy regroup sometimes

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I could regroup. But sometimes that's not easy.'

easy regroup sometimes

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-My truck was right there. -Where is it now?

truck

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-My truck was right there. -Where is it now?

truck

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-You'd have to ask the guys who stole it.

stole

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-You'd have to ask the guys who stole it.

stole

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Everything I own was in that truck!

truck

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Everything I own was in that truck!

truck

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JD, I don't know what I'm gonna do!

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JD, I don't know what I'm gonna do!

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-Wow! (HORN BLARES)

blares horn horn-blares

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Gotta go. Good luck.

luck

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Tally ho!

tally

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Tally ho!

tally

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-She was going, like, 35mph. All you saw was, like, knuckles and a bun.

knuckles

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-She was going, like, 35mph. All you saw was, like, knuckles and a bun.

knuckles

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Poor Bessy, man! -What kind of grown man still names his car?

grown names poor

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Poor Bessy, man! -What kind of grown man still names his car?

grown names poor

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-You do. -Yeah, I've had Malik since I was 17. That's totally different.

malik

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-You do. -Yeah, I've had Malik since I was 17. That's totally different.

malik

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Don't worry about Kelso. His wife can drive him.

drive kelso wife worry

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Don't worry about Kelso. His wife can drive him.

drive kelso wife worry

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-His wife hates him.

hates wife

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-Aarrgh!

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-Aarrgh!

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-Morning, skipper.

morning skipper

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I'm so dead!

dead

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-Mr Corman,...

corman

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-Mr Corman,...

corman

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..I'm afraid you have Waldenstrom's Macroglobulinemia.

afraid

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..I'm afraid you have Waldenstrom's Macroglobulinemia.

afraid

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It is a very rare form of... of cancer.

cancer form rare

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It is a very rare form of... of cancer.

cancer form rare

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-Yeah,...

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..I think I had that in college once.

college

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..I think I had that in college once.

college

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-This is Dr Zeltzer. He is the finest oncologist we have on staff.

finest staff zeltzer

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-This is Dr Zeltzer. He is the finest oncologist we have on staff.

finest staff zeltzer

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-Really? You think so?

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-Really? You think so?

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-Yeah, I do. -Thank you!

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-Yeah, I do. -Thank you!

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-So where do we start? -Well, er,... first off, we need to... Better than Leventhal?

leventhal start

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-So where do we start? -Well, er,... first off, we need to... Better than Leventhal?

leventhal start

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-Leventhal's a quack. You're the guy.

quack

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-Leventhal's a quack. You're the guy.

quack

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You're the man. You can do it! -Bless you.

bless

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You're the man. You can do it! -Bless you.

bless

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That was some catch! The patient shows no symptoms -

catch patient shows symptoms

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That was some catch! The patient shows no symptoms -

catch patient shows symptoms

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you call for a bone-marrow biopsy? What made you think to do that?

biopsy bone bone-marrow bone-marrow-biopsy marrow marrow-biopsy

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you call for a bone-marrow biopsy? What made you think to do that?

biopsy bone bone-marrow bone-marrow-biopsy marrow marrow-biopsy

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-He was unbelievably annoying, and I wanted to scare him so bad that he'd never come back in my hospital.

annoying hospital scare unbelievably unbelievably-annoying wanted

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-He was unbelievably annoying, and I wanted to scare him so bad that he'd never come back in my hospital.

annoying hospital scare unbelievably unbelievably-annoying wanted

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-Oh, don't worry, Dr Zeltzer! He's only kidding!

kidding worry zeltzer

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-Oh, don't worry, Dr Zeltzer! He's only kidding!

kidding worry zeltzer

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-Stupid! See, that's where Leventhal has the edge - he would've got that.

edge leventhal stupid wouldve

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-Stupid! See, that's where Leventhal has the edge - he would've got that.

edge leventhal stupid wouldve

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-Stupid! See, that's where Leventhal has the edge - he would've got that.

edge leventhal stupid wouldve

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The man is hilarious. Of course, he wouldn't be laughing so hard

course hard hilarious laughing

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The man is hilarious. Of course, he wouldn't be laughing so hard

course hard hilarious laughing

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if he knew I was sleeping with his wife.

sleeping wife

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if he knew I was sleeping with his wife.

sleeping wife

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(WHISTLES)

whistles

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-I don't know. I didn't know it was just your thing.

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-I don't know. I didn't know it was just your thing.

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-What? -Nothing!

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-What? -Nothing!

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-Then what's with the look? -I have a crick in my neck. Since I no longer

crick longer neck

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-Then what's with the look? -I have a crick in my neck. Since I no longer

crick longer neck

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have any furniture, I had to sleep in my tub. Oh, how was your date?

date furniture sleep

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have any furniture, I had to sleep in my tub. Oh, how was your date?

date furniture sleep

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-Italian people are really good at making sauce. -Hmmm.

hmmm italian sauce

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-Italian people are really good at making sauce. -Hmmm.

hmmm italian sauce

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-Fantastic! -You're such an ass!

fantastic

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-Fantastic! -You're such an ass!

fantastic

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-Could you speak up? Mr Roberts doesn't hear well. -If you're looking for beeswax, it's not here, OK?

looking roberts speak

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-Could you speak up? Mr Roberts doesn't hear well. -If you're looking for beeswax, it's not here, OK?

looking roberts speak

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-Now she all mad. -I needed your help last night and you bailed on me.

bailed needed night

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-Now she all mad. -I needed your help last night and you bailed on me.

bailed needed night

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-Now she all mad. -I needed your help last night and you bailed on me.

bailed needed night

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-You drew all these lines up - said that we're not in a relationship now.

drew lines relationship

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-You drew all these lines up - said that we're not in a relationship now.

drew lines relationship

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-JD, I wasn't looking for a boyfriend last night.

boyfriend looking night

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-JD, I wasn't looking for a boyfriend last night.

boyfriend looking night

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I was looking for a friend.

friend looking

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-Guess she told him.

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-Guess she told him.

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Gotta go.

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Gotta go.

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-Ow! -I was thinking about what you said,

thinking

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-Ow! -I was thinking about what you said,

thinking

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and you're right - kids don't want to hear about being a janitor.

janitor kids

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and you're right - kids don't want to hear about being a janitor.

janitor kids

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-I never said that. -It's OK, cos instead, I'm gonna be a doctor.

doctor

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-I never said that. -It's OK, cos instead, I'm gonna be a doctor.

doctor

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I borrowed some stuff from your locker - our locker - and, erm,...

borrowed locker stuff

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I borrowed some stuff from your locker - our locker - and, erm,...

borrowed locker stuff

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..if I don't get it back to you in, like, two days, consider it gone.

consider days gone

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..if I don't get it back to you in, like, two days, consider it gone.

consider days gone

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-Dr Kelso, I am so sorry. Mrs Kay said she was feeling fine,

feeling kelso

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and I believed her. -Follow me.

believed follow

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and I believed her. -Follow me.

believed follow

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Son, have you used drugs in the last 48 hours?

drugs hours used

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Son, have you used drugs in the last 48 hours?

drugs hours used

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-No, sir, I never use drugs.

drugs

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-No, sir, I never use drugs.

drugs

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-This shot you're about to get could kill you if mixed with narcotics. -Oh, drugs! Yes, sir, all the time.

drugs kill mixed narcotics shot

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-This shot you're about to get could kill you if mixed with narcotics. -Oh, drugs! Yes, sir, all the time.

drugs kill mixed narcotics shot

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-See? Waiting for the tox-screen - six hours. Frightening the bejeebies out of local riff-raff - 10 seconds.

frightening hours local raff riff riff-raff screen seconds waiting

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-See? Waiting for the tox-screen - six hours. Frightening the bejeebies out of local riff-raff - 10 seconds.

frightening hours local raff riff riff-raff screen seconds waiting

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-See? Waiting for the tox-screen - six hours. Frightening the bejeebies out of local riff-raff - 10 seconds.

frightening hours local raff riff riff-raff screen seconds waiting

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Everybody lies, whether it's that doobie brother in there,

brother doobie everybody lies whether

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Everybody lies, whether it's that doobie brother in there,

brother doobie everybody lies whether

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or, say, me when I tell my son he can still live at the house after he graduates from art school.

graduates house live school

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or, say, me when I tell my son he can still live at the house after he graduates from art school.

graduates house live school

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And by the way, sport, Mrs Kay doesn't have any grandchildren.

grandchildren sport

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And by the way, sport, Mrs Kay doesn't have any grandchildren.

grandchildren sport

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-I'm still a virgin. -You're pregnant!

pregnant virgin

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-I'm still a virgin. -You're pregnant!

pregnant virgin

↓

-Again?!

↓

-Again?!

↓

-Since the by-pass, Doc, nothing but salads!

pass salads

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-Since the by-pass, Doc, nothing but salads!

pass salads

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-Look, it was an accident. My flashlight didn't have any batteries.

accident batteries flashlight

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-Look, it was an accident. My flashlight didn't have any batteries.

accident batteries flashlight

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-So you decided to put your penis in there?

decided penis

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-So you decided to put your penis in there?

decided penis

↓

-Mr Corman, great news! Dr Zeltzer and I have gone over your results and the prognosis is excellent.

corman excellent gone news prognosis results zeltzer

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-Mr Corman, great news! Dr Zeltzer and I have gone over your results and the prognosis is excellent.

corman excellent gone news prognosis results zeltzer

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-Mr Corman, great news! Dr Zeltzer and I have gone over your results and the prognosis is excellent.

corman excellent gone news prognosis results zeltzer

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-That's great. -Yeah, it is. -But you know what?

↓

-That's great. -Yeah, it is. -But you know what?

↓

You can pat yourself on the back all you want, but I'm not an idiot.

idiot

↓

You can pat yourself on the back all you want, but I'm not an idiot.

idiot

↓

I know that you were screwing with me - that I come in here sometimes,

screwing sometimes

↓

I know that you were screwing with me - that I come in here sometimes,

screwing sometimes

↓

thinking I'm sick when I'm not. Remember - if I didn't have cancer,

cancer remember sick thinking

↓

thinking I'm sick when I'm not. Remember - if I didn't have cancer,

cancer remember sick thinking

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I could've been some guy looking for help that you treated like crap.

couldve looking treated

↓

I could've been some guy looking for help that you treated like crap.

couldve looking treated

↓

-Yeah.

↓

-Yeah.

↓

-This whole thing has given mean ulcer! -You wanna be tested for that, don't you?

given tested ulcer whole

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-This whole thing has given mean ulcer! -You wanna be tested for that, don't you?

given tested ulcer whole

↓

-This whole thing has given mean ulcer! -You wanna be tested for that, don't you?

given tested ulcer whole

↓

-Do you mind?

mind

↓

-Hey, er,... Elliot...

elliot

↓

Look, you were right, I-I should have been there for you last night.

night

↓

Look, you were right, I-I should have been there for you last night.

night

↓

-Thanks.

thanks

↓

-Thanks.

thanks

↓

-And sorry you lost all your things. That sucks. How you holding up?

holding lost sucks

↓

-And sorry you lost all your things. That sucks. How you holding up?

holding lost sucks

↓

-You know, it was just stuff - I'm fine!

stuff

↓

-You know, it was just stuff - I'm fine!

stuff

↓

This is good. It feels like we've turned a corner, you know?

corner feels turned

↓

This is good. It feels like we've turned a corner, you know?

corner feels turned

↓

'Throw her down on that gurney -and mount her like a lion!' I know!

gurney lion mount throw

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'Throw her down on that gurney -and mount her like a lion!' I know!

gurney lion mount throw

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-Why didn't you stop me?

↓

-Why didn't you stop me?

↓

-What? -Why did you let me harass that guy?

harass

↓

-What? -Why did you let me harass that guy?

harass

↓

-You think the fact that you got annoyed and became insensitive with another human is my fault?

annoyed another another-human became fact fault human insensitive

↓

-You think the fact that you got annoyed and became insensitive with another human is my fault?

annoyed another another-human became fact fault human insensitive

↓

-You think the fact that you got annoyed and became insensitive with another human is my fault?

annoyed another another-human became fact fault human insensitive

↓

-Yeah! Lookit, whenever I'm about to do some stupid-assed stuff,

assed lookit stuff stupid

↓

-Yeah! Lookit, whenever I'm about to do some stupid-assed stuff,

assed lookit stuff stupid

↓

you're the one who calls me on it, and you're the one who makes me stop. That's the way it works.

calls makes works

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you're the one who calls me on it, and you're the one who makes me stop. That's the way it works.

calls makes works

↓

That's the way it's worked for years... Just what happened to that?

happened worked years

↓

That's the way it's worked for years... Just what happened to that?

happened worked years

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-I guess I just don't get as good a read on you as I used to. Maybe all that therapy has changed you.

changed read therapy used

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-I guess I just don't get as good a read on you as I used to. Maybe all that therapy has changed you.

changed read therapy used

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-I guess I just don't get as good a read on you as I used to. Maybe all that therapy has changed you.

changed read therapy used

↓

-Oh, please! I'm crazier than ever! Lookit, during this entire conversation,

conversation crazier entire lookit

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-Oh, please! I'm crazier than ever! Lookit, during this entire conversation,

conversation crazier entire lookit

↓

I've been imagining myself sitting on a throne between us, watching all of this.

imagining sitting throne watching

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I've been imagining myself sitting on a throne between us, watching all of this.

imagining sitting throne watching

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I've been imagining myself sitting on a throne between us, watching all of this.

imagining sitting throne watching

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-Maybe we're just not as close as we used to be.

close used

↓

-Maybe we're just not as close as we used to be.

close used

↓

So, you're just, like, right here, watching us?

watching

↓

So, you're just, like, right here, watching us?

watching

↓

-Er,... other side.

side

↓

Mmm.

↓

I'm invisible to the naked eye.

invisible naked

↓

I'm invisible to the naked eye.

invisible naked

↓

-Of course!

course

↓

-Of course!

course

↓

-Why so sad, chocolate bear?

bear chocolate chocolate-bear

↓

-I just don't feel like going back to that hospital, you know?

hospital

↓

-I just don't feel like going back to that hospital, you know?

hospital

↓

-Yeah... Is my breath OK? I think Lisa and I actually might try talking tonight.

breath lisa might tonight

↓

-Yeah... Is my breath OK? I think Lisa and I actually might try talking tonight.

breath lisa might tonight

↓

-Yeah... Is my breath OK? I think Lisa and I actually might try talking tonight.

breath lisa might tonight

↓

-Dude, that whole damned building is packed with liars! -It is not.

building damned liars packed whole

↓

-Dude, that whole damned building is packed with liars! -It is not.

building damned liars packed whole

↓

-Well, if the cut was that deep, I'd probably just, er,... pull your arm off.

deep pull

↓

-Well, if the cut was that deep, I'd probably just, er,... pull your arm off.

deep pull

↓

Once again, Doctor...

doctor

↓

Once again, Doctor...

doctor

↓

..Jan Itor...

itor

↓

..Jan Itor...

itor

↓

Dr Jan Itor.

itor

↓

-Yeah, maybe. But, we're doctors. I mean, that comes with the territory.

comes doctors territory

↓

-Yeah, maybe. But, we're doctors. I mean, that comes with the territory.

comes doctors territory

↓

Some patients just don't tell the truth.

patients truth

↓

-Well, I don't get why people have to do that. -I don't know...

↓

-Well, I don't get why people have to do that. -I don't know...

↓

Maybe it's cos they're proud. Maybe it's cos they're scared...

proud scared

↓

Maybe it's cos they're proud. Maybe it's cos they're scared...

proud scared

↓

-You know what? It was just stuff - I'm fine!

stuff

↓

-You know what? It was just stuff - I'm fine!

stuff

↓

-Maybe it's because telling the truth would make them feel too vulnerable.

telling truth vulnerable

↓

-Maybe it's because telling the truth would make them feel too vulnerable.

telling truth vulnerable

↓

-I guess. Dude, you're gonna be late for gift-shop girl.

gift gift-shop gift-shop-girl girl late shop shop-girl

↓

-I guess. Dude, you're gonna be late for gift-shop girl.

gift gift-shop gift-shop-girl girl late shop shop-girl

↓

-Oh, my God!

↓

-Oh, my God!

↓

'There are a few things I've always believed in.'

believed

↓

'There are a few things I've always believed in.'

believed

↓

'Flowers are good for any occasion.'

flowers occasion

↓

'And nothing is more important than making time for an old friend.'

friend

↓

'And nothing is more important than making time for an old friend.'

friend

↓

'Especially if the old girl's seen better days.'

days especially girls seen

↓

'Especially if the old girl's seen better days.'

days especially girls seen

↓

(SOBS)

sobs

↓

(SOBS)

sobs

↓

'Cos even if it breaks your heart -to be "just friends",

breaks friends heart

↓

'Cos even if it breaks your heart -to be "just friends",

breaks friends heart

↓

if you really care about someone, you'll take the hit.'

care

↓

if you really care about someone, you'll take the hit.'

care

↓

-It wasn't just stuff!

stuff

↓

It was all of my yearbooks and this little pink blanket

blanket pink

↓

It was all of my yearbooks and this little pink blanket

blanket pink

↓

that my grandmother had crocheted for me,...

grandmother

↓

that my grandmother had crocheted for me,...

grandmother

↓

..and... all of my first love letters!

letters love

↓

..and... all of my first love letters!

letters love

↓

(SOBS)

sobs

↓

And my shoes!

shoes

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-Edited by Access Innovation Media www.ai-media.tv

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Season 2, Episode 12 — My New Old Friend

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