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'Since she lost her apartment I let Elliot crash on my floor.' How did this happen?

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'Since she lost her apartment I let Elliot crash on my floor.' How did this happen?

#2

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-JD, I'm homeless. I have no money and all I own is outside in a truck. My life's a mess.

#3

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-JD, I'm homeless. I have no money and all I own is outside in a truck. My life's a mess.

#4

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-JD, I'm homeless. I have no money and all I own is outside in a truck. My life's a mess.

#5

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Plus... you were going through... a lot too. -My peep was on the fritz.

#6

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Plus... you were going through... a lot too. -My peep was on the fritz.

#7

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Plus... you were going through... a lot too. -My peep was on the fritz.

#8

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Much better now, thank you for asking. -Point is,

#9

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we were stressed out, vulnerable, made a mistake. -Four times.

#10

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we were stressed out, vulnerable, made a mistake. -Four times.

#11

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And a half, if you count that last thing. -By the way, that third time -

#12

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And a half, if you count that last thing. -By the way, that third time -

#13

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where did you learn that?!

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where did you learn that?!

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-What you watching, buddy? -"Animal Planet."

#16

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-What you watching, buddy? -"Animal Planet."

#17

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-Why does one monkey keep biting the other one on the ass? -I don't know,

#18

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-Why does one monkey keep biting the other one on the ass? -I don't know,

#19

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but she seems to love it.... -"(MONKEY CHATTERS)"

#20

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but she seems to love it.... -"(MONKEY CHATTERS)"

#21

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-The Congo. But look, Ellie, I think you're right, last night was great, but we - we can't keep doing this.

#22

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-The Congo. But look, Ellie, I think you're right, last night was great, but we - we can't keep doing this.

#23

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-The Congo. But look, Ellie, I think you're right, last night was great, but we - we can't keep doing this.

#24

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Dr Reid. -Dr Dorian.

#25

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Dr Reid. -Dr Dorian.

#26

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'One cool thing about sex is, -it always seems to put you in a good mood.'

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'One cool thing about sex is, -it always seems to put you in a good mood.'

#28

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'Hell, I think it even cheers up the people around you.'

#29

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'Hell, I think it even cheers up the people around you.'

#30

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'Hell, I think it even cheers up the people around you.'

#31

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-Oh, joy... I get to work on Mrs Creedon with... the Wonder Twins. Dear Lord,

#32

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-Oh, joy... I get to work on Mrs Creedon with... the Wonder Twins. Dear Lord,

#33

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what in Thy most holy name did I do to offend Thee so? -My brother Bradley and I

#34

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what in Thy most holy name did I do to offend Thee so? -My brother Bradley and I

#35

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would pretend we were the Wonder Twins. He'd be, "Form of a dragon"

#36

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would pretend we were the Wonder Twins. He'd be, "Form of a dragon"

#37

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and then I'd be, like, "Shape of an ice dragon." Then he'd say I was copying him,

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and then I'd be, like, "Shape of an ice dragon." Then he'd say I was copying him,

#39

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and then I'd be, like, "Shape of an ice dragon." Then he'd say I was copying him,

#40

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he'd breathe on me and I'd have to melt, but it was still... awesome. -Funny, I don't recall

#41

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he'd breathe on me and I'd have to melt, but it was still... awesome. -Funny, I don't recall

#42

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he'd breathe on me and I'd have to melt, but it was still... awesome. -Funny, I don't recall

#43

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asking for a really, really, really, really, really, really, RE-A-LL-Y boring story.

#44

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asking for a really, really, really, really, really, really, RE-A-LL-Y boring story.

#45

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My God, don't you understand no-one cares?

#46

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My God, don't you understand no-one cares?

#47

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-I care. -Correction - no-one important cares.

#48

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Miss Creedon is in post-op, so let's start her out by CAT-scanning her abdomen. Oh -

#49

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Miss Creedon is in post-op, so let's start her out by CAT-scanning her abdomen. Oh -

#50

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Miss Creedon is in post-op, so let's start her out by CAT-scanning her abdomen. Oh -

#51

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kidding aside - I'd really like to see us work together on this one. Come on now. (SINGS UP-TEMPO TUNE)

#52

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kidding aside - I'd really like to see us work together on this one. Come on now. (SINGS UP-TEMPO TUNE)

#53

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kidding aside - I'd really like to see us work together on this one. Come on now. (SINGS UP-TEMPO TUNE)

#54

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Hands in. (CONTINUES SINGING) Whoo!

#55

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Hands in. (CONTINUES SINGING) Whoo!

#56

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Please...!

#57

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Please...!

#58

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-Congratulations again, he is beautiful!

#59

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-Congratulations again, he is beautiful!

#60

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-I was wondering about circumcision.

#61

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-I was wondering about circumcision.

#62

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-Well, you're a little old, uh, but I do have a room-mate

#63

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-Well, you're a little old, uh, but I do have a room-mate

#64

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who's a surgeon. He owes mea favour - -Talking about their son. -Oh. See,

#65

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who's a surgeon. He owes mea favour - -Talking about their son. -Oh. See,

#66

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that we're set up for. -We wanted to know how YOU felt about it, Carla. -Me?!

#67

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that we're set up for. -We wanted to know how YOU felt about it, Carla. -Me?!

#68

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'Don't get me wrong - -Carla loves her patients.'

#69

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'Don't get me wrong - -Carla loves her patients.'

#70

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'But she also loves how much they love her.' -I'm not a big fan.

#71

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'But she also loves how much they love her.' -I'm not a big fan.

#72

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What would the kid say if he knew?

#73

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What would the kid say if he knew?

#74

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-You wanna do WHAT?! I just got this thing!

#75

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-You wanna do WHAT?! I just got this thing!

#76

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-There are really no medical advantages to circumcision.

#77

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-There are really no medical advantages to circumcision.

#78

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-I told you! -I'm not talking about medical - -You wanted to slice into his manhood - 'Great...'

#79

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-I told you! -I'm not talking about medical - -You wanted to slice into his manhood - 'Great...'

#80

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What a day... Whoo-eee!

#81

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I am as stressed out and vulnerable as I was last night.

#82

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I am as stressed out and vulnerable as I was last night.

#83

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I am as stressed out and vulnerable as I was last night.

#84

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-Me too. -What to do, what to do, what-to-do-what-to-do-what-to-do? -I feel like doing nothing. -Come on,

#85

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-Me too. -What to do, what to do, what-to-do-what-to-do-what-to-do? -I feel like doing nothing. -Come on,

#86

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-Me too. -What to do, what to do, what-to-do-what-to-do-what-to-do? -I feel like doing nothing. -Come on,

#87

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we could... rent a movie,

#88

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get a fresh pack of Uno cards...

#89

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get a fresh pack of Uno cards...

#90

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get a fresh pack of Uno cards...

#91

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Y'know what we COULD do?

#92

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We could have sex again. I'm throwing it out.

#93

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We could have sex again. I'm throwing it out.

#94

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-Bite me. -Oh, come on, I was kidding! It was - it's a joke!

#95

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-Bite me. -Oh, come on, I was kidding! It was - it's a joke!

#96

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-No, I mean it. Like you did last night.

#97

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Come bite me.

#98

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'Stay calm...'

#99

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'Stay calm...'

#100

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# I can't do this all on my own

#101

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# I can't do this all on my own

#102

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# No, I know I'm no Superman

#103

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# I'm no Superman #

#104

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# I'm no Superman #

#105

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-I'm so relaxed. It's like I totally forgot about being a doctor. -You're a doctor?

#106

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-I'm so relaxed. It's like I totally forgot about being a doctor. -You're a doctor?

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-I'm so relaxed. It's like I totally forgot about being a doctor. -You're a doctor?

#108

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-Problem is, we already know we don't work as a couple. -What a train wreck... -So we can't

#109

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-Problem is, we already know we don't work as a couple. -What a train wreck... -So we can't

#110

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keep doing this. -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...?! Hello and... whoa?

#111

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keep doing this. -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...?! Hello and... whoa?

#112

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-JD, it's just sex. -Elliot, we're adults.

#113

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-JD, it's just sex. -Elliot, we're adults.

#114

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I don't think we have to apologise for enjoying this.

#115

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I don't think we have to apologise for enjoying this.

#116

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'That's when she said the words every man is dying to hear.'

#117

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'That's when she said the words every man is dying to hear.'

#118

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-I guess we could just be sex buddies. (FANFARE)

#119

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-I guess we could just be sex buddies. (FANFARE)

#120

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If you want...

#121

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-My wife won't listen to reason! -You've always said you felt insufficient! -Mr Marrick,

#122

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-My wife won't listen to reason! -You've always said you felt insufficient! -Mr Marrick,

#123

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even if uncircumcised your son will still look like you.

#124

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even if uncircumcised your son will still look like you.

#125

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'Course, he'll have to put on 200 lbs...

#126

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'Course, he'll have to put on 200 lbs...

#127

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I kid. You're a dashing man. Just dashing. Have you modelled? -What's all that about?

#128

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I kid. You're a dashing man. Just dashing. Have you modelled? -What's all that about?

#129

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-I... can't tell you, it's... doctor/patient confidentiality.

#130

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-I... can't tell you, it's... doctor/patient confidentiality.

#131

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-Oh. Right. Tell me.

#132

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-Oh. Right. Tell me.

#133

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-No, no, I'm not kidding, I... can't.

#134

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-No, no, I'm not kidding, I... can't.

#135

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-Can't... Or won't?

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-Can't... Or won't?

#137

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-Can't! -Won't!

#138

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-Can't! -Won't!

#139

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-Are they STILL going at it? -Nah... Kelso calmed him down.

#140

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-Are they STILL going at it? -Nah... Kelso calmed him down.

#141

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I think we're OK. -We're not OK.

#142

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I think we're OK. -We're not OK.

#143

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-What are you talking about?

#144

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'Oh...'

#145

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-Elliot. You said you'd get that CAT-scan on Mrs Creedon's abdomen.

#146

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-Elliot. You said you'd get that CAT-scan on Mrs Creedon's abdomen.

#147

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-I was stuck on the phone all morning with bill collectors -

#148

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-I was stuck on the phone all morning with bill collectors -

#149

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who are OBSESSED with money. I spent an hour looking for clean bras,

#150

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who are OBSESSED with money. I spent an hour looking for clean bras,

#151

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who are OBSESSED with money. I spent an hour looking for clean bras,

#152

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cos all I've got left is this date-night push-up one and I don't like working

#153

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cos all I've got left is this date-night push-up one and I don't like working

#154

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with these under my chin all day. Plus I am walking someplace now and can't remember where. -OK,

#155

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with these under my chin all day. Plus I am walking someplace now and can't remember where. -OK,

#156

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with these under my chin all day. Plus I am walking someplace now and can't remember where. -OK,

#157

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I'll take care of it for you. -Thanks. Bathroom!

#158

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-Does this name-tag say "Chief of Medicine?"

#159

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-Does this name-tag say "Chief of Medicine?"

#160

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-Uh, yes, sir. -Funny - because that couple back there thought it said, "Hi, I'm, Bob,

#161

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-Uh, yes, sir. -Funny - because that couple back there thought it said, "Hi, I'm, Bob,

#162

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ask me about your baby's johnson." In my hospital we do not go out on a limb with our opinions! -Oh,

#163

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ask me about your baby's johnson." In my hospital we do not go out on a limb with our opinions! -Oh,

#164

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ask me about your baby's johnson." In my hospital we do not go out on a limb with our opinions! -Oh,

#165

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if a patient has questions in your hospital you ignore them?! -Look -

#166

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if a patient has questions in your hospital you ignore them?! -Look -

#167

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stay away from definite answers. Leave yourself wiggle-room. Say things like,

#168

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stay away from definite answers. Leave yourself wiggle-room. Say things like,

#169

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"We'll do what we can," "We'll get back to you on that,"

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"We'll do what we can," "We'll get back to you on that,"

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or "Hell, I don't know."

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or "Hell, I don't know."

#173

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-Couldn't think of a third one, sir? -That WAS the third one.

#174

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-Couldn't think of a third one, sir? -That WAS the third one.

#175

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Ass-freeze...

#176

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Ass-freeze...

#177

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-Hey, chum, whaddaya say? Listen -

#178

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-Hey, chum, whaddaya say? Listen -

#179

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about getting that silly CAT-scan on Mrs Creedon

#180

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about getting that silly CAT-scan on Mrs Creedon

#181

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cos I'm gonna rip her stitches open,

#182

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cos I'm gonna rip her stitches open,

#183

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jam my head in there and see for myself. -Doctor - -Dammit! When I say...

#184

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jam my head in there and see for myself. -Doctor - -Dammit! When I say...

#185

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'It sucks being yelled at, -especially when it's someone else's fault.'

#186

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'It sucks being yelled at, -especially when it's someone else's fault.'

#187

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-Big of you to cover for Elliot. I had a good mind to spank her yesterday. -She screw up

#188

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-Big of you to cover for Elliot. I had a good mind to spank her yesterday. -She screw up

#189

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-Big of you to cover for Elliot. I had a good mind to spank her yesterday. -She screw up

#190

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with one of your patients too? -No. -Still, Elliot seems frazzled, makes one mistake after another.

#191

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with one of your patients too? -No. -Still, Elliot seems frazzled, makes one mistake after another.

#192

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I wish I could help her out. I have no idea how she handles the stress.

#193

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I wish I could help her out. I have no idea how she handles the stress.

#194

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-Whoo! I feel so much better. See ya, bud.

#195

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-Whoo! I feel so much better. See ya, bud.

#196

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-Later, dude.

#197

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-Mr Woodbury's son is getting married this weekend -

#198

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-Mr Woodbury's son is getting married this weekend -

#199

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he keeps asking if he'll be able to go. -Nasty case of pneumonia. Let's see.

#200

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he keeps asking if he'll be able to go. -Nasty case of pneumonia. Let's see.

#201

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His leucocytosis is resolved, his blood cultures are negative - tell him we'll do what we can.

#202

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His leucocytosis is resolved, his blood cultures are negative - tell him we'll do what we can.

#203

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His leucocytosis is resolved, his blood cultures are negative - tell him we'll do what we can.

#204

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-Can't we tell him he can go? -Where's the wiggle-room? No wiggle!

#205

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-Can't we tell him he can go? -Where's the wiggle-room? No wiggle!

#206

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Fine, let me just tell him with you so I can enjoy it too. -Thank youso much! -It's my pleasure...

#207

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Fine, let me just tell him with you so I can enjoy it too. -Thank youso much! -It's my pleasure...

#208

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Fine, let me just tell him with you so I can enjoy it too. -Thank youso much! -It's my pleasure...

#209

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Fine, let me just tell him with you so I can enjoy it too. -Thank youso much! -It's my pleasure...

#210

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'OK, just give her a casual nod. -You don't want Turk to know what's going on.'

#211

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'OK, just give her a casual nod. -You don't want Turk to know what's going on.'

#212

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'OK, just give her a casual nod. -You don't want Turk to know what's going on.'

#213

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-Dude, you're totally hitting that. -How do you do that? -It's a gift. Remember last time you two - -Relax,

#214

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-Dude, you're totally hitting that. -How do you do that? -It's a gift. Remember last time you two - -Relax,

#215

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man, we're just having fun. -You guys sex buddies or something? (FANFARE)

#216

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man, we're just having fun. -You guys sex buddies or something? (FANFARE)

#217

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Fashizel. -OK. I don't wanna get all Dr Phil on ya,

#218

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Fashizel. -OK. I don't wanna get all Dr Phil on ya,

#219

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but women have a hard time separating sex from emotions

#220

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but women have a hard time separating sex from emotions

#221

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and pretty soon she's gonna be, like, "JD, I need you."

#222

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and pretty soon she's gonna be, like, "JD, I need you."

#223

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and pretty soon she's gonna be, like, "JD, I need you."

#224

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-If it ever got that emotional I'd break it off. -OK. By the way,

#225

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-If it ever got that emotional I'd break it off. -OK. By the way,

#226

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that dude is totally hitting that dude. Totally.

#227

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that dude is totally hitting that dude. Totally.

#228

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-You are GOOD! -I know.

#229

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-You are GOOD! -I know.

#230

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-What's up? -This Friday my church group's doing a production of "Rent" if you wanna go.

#231

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-What's up? -This Friday my church group's doing a production of "Rent" if you wanna go.

#232

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-What's up? -This Friday my church group's doing a production of "Rent" if you wanna go.

#233

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-Yo - what's up that doesn't make me wanna shoot myself? -How's Mr... Laurence doing?

#234

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-Yo - what's up that doesn't make me wanna shoot myself? -How's Mr... Laurence doing?

#235

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-I'm afraid that's no longer any of your business -

#236

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-I'm afraid that's no longer any of your business -

#237

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he's not your patient as of 2pm.

#238

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He asked for a new doctor. -My second patient switch-off today!

#239

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He asked for a new doctor. -My second patient switch-off today!

#240

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What is the deal?! -Maybe they were so overwhelmed by the high quality of your care

#241

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What is the deal?! -Maybe they were so overwhelmed by the high quality of your care

#242

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What is the deal?! -Maybe they were so overwhelmed by the high quality of your care

#243

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that they couldn't stand another second. -I won't let you make me feel like crap today.

#244

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that they couldn't stand another second. -I won't let you make me feel like crap today.

#245

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Every doctor, including you, has had patients switch off from them for no reason.

#246

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Every doctor, including you, has had patients switch off from them for no reason.

#247

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It is just some dumb co-inky-dink that it happened to me twice today.

#248

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It is just some dumb co-inky-dink that it happened to me twice today.

#249

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It is just some dumb co-inky-dink that it happened to me twice today.

#250

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I have to go check on Mrs Finnegan's chest x-rays. -No.She switched off too. 'Around here,

#251

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I have to go check on Mrs Finnegan's chest x-rays. -No.She switched off too. 'Around here,

#252

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things can turn bad in a heartbeat.'

#253

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things can turn bad in a heartbeat.'

#254

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-Sweetheart, Mr Woodbury is still requiring a lot of O2 - we'll have to keep him in

#255

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-Sweetheart, Mr Woodbury is still requiring a lot of O2 - we'll have to keep him in

#256

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over the weekend. Give him the skinny?

#257

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over the weekend. Give him the skinny?

#258

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'I guess when you work -in a world of uncertainty,

#259

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'I guess when you work -in a world of uncertainty,

#260

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it's great to have something at home you can count on.'

#261

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it's great to have something at home you can count on.'

#262

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Elliot?

#263

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Elliot?

#264

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What are you doing? -Sitting in the dark, crying.

#265

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What are you doing? -Sitting in the dark, crying.

#266

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So, you know, the usual.

#267

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-Oh, OK.

#268

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-Oh, OK.

#269

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-I had such a crappy day... I really need you right now.

#270

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-I had such a crappy day... I really need you right now.

#271

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'She needs you?! Oh my God, -Turk was right.'

#272

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'You have to stop kissing her and put an end to this before she gets hurt.' -What's wrong?

#273

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'You have to stop kissing her and put an end to this before she gets hurt.' -What's wrong?

#274

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'You have to stop kissing her and put an end to this before she gets hurt.' -What's wrong?

#275

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'Ach, she's a tough kid - -you can tell her later.' No.

#276

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'Ach, she's a tough kid - -you can tell her later.' No.

#277

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'What did you do? Alright, don't panic - maybe she didn't enjoy it.'

#278

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'What did you do? Alright, don't panic - maybe she didn't enjoy it.'

#279

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'Aw, come on, who you kiddin'...?'

#280

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'Aw, come on, who you kiddin'...?'

#281

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-Why are so many of my patients switching off on me?! Are my hands that cold?! (GASPS)

#282

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-Why are so many of my patients switching off on me?! Are my hands that cold?! (GASPS)

#283

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-You didn't tell anyone I'm a Republican, did you? -No. (SIGHS) God,

#284

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-You didn't tell anyone I'm a Republican, did you? -No. (SIGHS) God,

#285

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I'm a doctor - what's the use of being a doctor if nobody lets you treat them?

#286

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I'm a doctor - what's the use of being a doctor if nobody lets you treat them?

#287

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I'm a doctor - what's the use of being a doctor if nobody lets you treat them?

#288

⇓

What is going on with my life...?

#289

⇓

'This is not the time to talk. -Either get out of the situation

#290

⇓

'This is not the time to talk. -Either get out of the situation

#291

⇓

without making her suspicious -' (PHONE RINGS)

#292

⇓

without making her suspicious -' (PHONE RINGS)

#293

⇓

-Hello? Oh, hi, Mom!

#294

⇓

-Hello? Oh, hi, Mom!

#295

⇓

Yeah, I miss you too!

#296

⇓

Yeah, I miss you too!

#297

⇓

I haven't spoken to you in so long!

#298

⇓

Hi, Mr Turk. No, Chris isn't here.

#299

⇓

No, no, sir, I didn't say "Mom," I said... "Mahn." Like, "Eh, mahn, we be jammin'"

#300

⇓

No, no, sir, I didn't say "Mom," I said... "Mahn." Like, "Eh, mahn, we be jammin'"

#301

⇓

No, sir, I don't think all black people are Jamaican.

#302

⇓

No, sir, I don't think all black people are Jamaican.

#303

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I love you too, Mommy!

#304

⇓

Sir, could you call back later? Chris'll be home.

#305

⇓

Sir, could you call back later? Chris'll be home.

#306

⇓

-Yeah, there's been some break-ins. Need to change all the locks on these lockers.

#307

⇓

-Yeah, there's been some break-ins. Need to change all the locks on these lockers.

#308

⇓

Shoulda gotten your new combination in the mail. -I didn't. You know what it is? -Yeah.

#309

⇓

Shoulda gotten your new combination in the mail. -I didn't. You know what it is? -Yeah.

#310

⇓

Shoulda gotten your new combination in the mail. -I didn't. You know what it is? -Yeah.

#311

⇓

-But you're not gonna tell me,are you? -Can't - janitor/locker confidentiality.

#312

⇓

-But you're not gonna tell me,are you? -Can't - janitor/locker confidentiality.

#313

⇓

'He made that up.'

#314

⇓

'He made that up.'

#315

⇓

-Are you watching "Sesame Street?" -When I was a kid, I had my first sex dream about Mr Hooper.

#316

⇓

-Are you watching "Sesame Street?" -When I was a kid, I had my first sex dream about Mr Hooper.

#317

⇓

At least I think it was a sex dream. He was trying to choke me. -Yeah, that's... sweet.

#318

⇓

At least I think it was a sex dream. He was trying to choke me. -Yeah, that's... sweet.

#319

⇓

At least I think it was a sex dream. He was trying to choke me. -Yeah, that's... sweet.

#320

⇓

You on a break or something?

#321

⇓

You on a break or something?

#322

⇓

-Well, I have nothing else to do - none of my patients wanna see me. -That's a good thing,

#323

⇓

-Well, I have nothing else to do - none of my patients wanna see me. -That's a good thing,

#324

⇓

because now you have time to take care of your life. -Why are you being so weird? -Well,

#325

⇓

because now you have time to take care of your life. -Why are you being so weird? -Well,

#326

⇓

because now you have time to take care of your life. -Why are you being so weird? -Well,

#327

⇓

that could be cos he's shaven his dome so much lately

#328

⇓

that could be cos he's shaven his dome so much lately

#329

⇓

that the hair's growing inward - an affliction commonly known as the Infro.

#330

⇓

that the hair's growing inward - an affliction commonly known as the Infro.

#331

⇓

But if I were to guess exactly why he's been acting weird lately, I'd say it's because... he's the one

#332

⇓

But if I were to guess exactly why he's been acting weird lately, I'd say it's because... he's the one

#333

⇓

But if I were to guess exactly why he's been acting weird lately, I'd say it's because... he's the one

#334

⇓

who's been steering your patients away from you. (SIGHS) Discuss.

#335

⇓

who's been steering your patients away from you. (SIGHS) Discuss.

#336

⇓

'Carla asked to give Mr Woodbury -the bad news.' -How bad could it be? 'I wonder how he'll take it.'

#337

⇓

'Carla asked to give Mr Woodbury -the bad news.' -How bad could it be? 'I wonder how he'll take it.'

#338

⇓

'Carla asked to give Mr Woodbury -the bad news.' -How bad could it be? 'I wonder how he'll take it.'

#339

⇓

-Out the window! Throw her out the window!

#340

⇓

-Out the window! Throw her out the window!

#341

⇓

-Here goes... -Know what? Mr Woodbury's doing well enough to be discharged.

#342

⇓

-Here goes... -Know what? Mr Woodbury's doing well enough to be discharged.

#343

⇓

I don't mind standing up to Kelso. Time to take the GR off my gratitude

#344

⇓

I don't mind standing up to Kelso. Time to take the GR off my gratitude

#345

⇓

I don't mind standing up to Kelso. Time to take the GR off my gratitude

#346

⇓

and give the bastard some attitude, JD-style...! -His office is that way. -I have to go throw up first. -OK.

#347

⇓

and give the bastard some attitude, JD-style...! -His office is that way. -I have to go throw up first. -OK.

#348

⇓

-What the hell, Turk?! -Oh, good, Barbie, now really access the anger.

#349

⇓

-What the hell, Turk?! -Oh, good, Barbie, now really access the anger.

#350

⇓

-How could you do that to me? -Yeah, how could you?! -I wanted to protect you,

#351

⇓

-How could you do that to me? -Yeah, how could you?! -I wanted to protect you,

#352

⇓

give you a little break. -The old I'm-trying-to-help-you gambit. See through that - yo, kick him!

#353

⇓

give you a little break. -The old I'm-trying-to-help-you gambit. See through that - yo, kick him!

#354

⇓

give you a little break. -The old I'm-trying-to-help-you gambit. See through that - yo, kick him!

#355

⇓

-Elliot, I'm SORRY!

#356

⇓

-Elliot, I'm SORRY!

#357

⇓

Elliot?!

#358

⇓

'OK, now's your chance. -You're at work, so she won't get emotional.'

#359

⇓

'OK, now's your chance. -You're at work, so she won't get emotional.'

#360

⇓

'Tell her things are getting too serious. Just butter her up first.'

#361

⇓

'Tell her things are getting too serious. Just butter her up first.'

#362

⇓

'Tell her things are getting too serious. Just butter her up first.'

#363

⇓

Well, look at you, Miss Nobody-Wants-As-Their-Doctor,

#364

⇓

I don't see Mr Ellis here complaining!

#365

⇓

I don't see Mr Ellis here complaining!

#366

⇓

-He's in a coma. -Ellie, we should talk.

#367

⇓

-He's in a coma. -Ellie, we should talk.

#368

⇓

-I found out Turk was telling my patients to switch off from me. -What?! -He said

#369

⇓

-I found out Turk was telling my patients to switch off from me. -What?! -He said

#370

⇓

he was trying to protect me.

#371

⇓

he was trying to protect me.

#372

⇓

-I'll go talk to him.

#373

⇓

That IV looks like it's infiltrating. Nurse musta screwed up.

#374

⇓

That IV looks like it's infiltrating. Nurse musta screwed up.

#375

⇓

-Um,... I did that.

#376

⇓

-Um,... I did that.

#377

⇓

-Well, what's with the mouth full of chicklets, sweetheart?

#378

⇓

-Well, what's with the mouth full of chicklets, sweetheart?

#379

⇓

-No special reason, sir. -Really? I thought it might be because Dr Dorian came to see me

#380

⇓

-No special reason, sir. -Really? I thought it might be because Dr Dorian came to see me

#381

⇓

with his feathers all up, his voice a-crackin' and told me he was letting Mr Woodbury go. -Oh?

#382

⇓

with his feathers all up, his voice a-crackin' and told me he was letting Mr Woodbury go. -Oh?

#383

⇓

with his feathers all up, his voice a-crackin' and told me he was letting Mr Woodbury go. -Oh?

#384

⇓

-His knees were knocking so loud I almost didn't see you standing over him,

#385

⇓

-His knees were knocking so loud I almost didn't see you standing over him,

#386

⇓

pulling the strings. -Dr Kelso - -Maybe Mr Woodbury will be fine.

#387

⇓

pulling the strings. -Dr Kelso - -Maybe Mr Woodbury will be fine.

#388

⇓

Maybe he'll be back in a few days even worse for wear because you rushed him out.

#389

⇓

Maybe he'll be back in a few days even worse for wear because you rushed him out.

#390

⇓

Maybe he'll be back in a few days even worse for wear because you rushed him out.

#391

⇓

Who knows? But darn it all, I think the bigger question is why you even give a hoot?

#392

⇓

Who knows? But darn it all, I think the bigger question is why you even give a hoot?

#393

⇓

-Actually, sir, I have this little problem with caring for my patients.

#394

⇓

-Actually, sir, I have this little problem with caring for my patients.

#395

⇓

-Actually, sir, I have this little problem with caring for my patients.

#396

⇓

-Still, if you decide later that what you really care about is how much your patients like YOU,

#397

⇓

-Still, if you decide later that what you really care about is how much your patients like YOU,

#398

⇓

you can always change your mind about letting Mr Woodbury leave.

#399

⇓

you can always change your mind about letting Mr Woodbury leave.

#400

⇓

Hell, I'll even back you up.

#401

⇓

Hell, I'll even back you up.

#402

⇓

-Apologise. -To you?! -No, to Richard - that was his basketball.

#403

⇓

-Hello, Richard. Tell you what, tomorrow at lunch I'll bring you a new basketball.

#404

⇓

-Hello, Richard. Tell you what, tomorrow at lunch I'll bring you a new basketball.

#405

⇓

-Hello, Richard. Tell you what, tomorrow at lunch I'll bring you a new basketball.

#406

⇓

And a hoagie.

#407

⇓

And a hoagie.

#408

⇓

-Don't you wanna hear my side of the story with your sex buddy?

#409

⇓

-Don't you wanna hear my side of the story with your sex buddy?

#410

⇓

-Don't you wanna hear my side of the story with your sex buddy?

#411

⇓

(FANFARE)

#412

⇓

No.

#413

⇓

No.

#414

⇓

-Come on, man, where's the love? Where's the - the loyalty?

#415

⇓

Where's automatically siding with the person you care about the most? Oh God, that's what you're doing,

#416

⇓

Where's automatically siding with the person you care about the most? Oh God, that's what you're doing,

#417

⇓

Where's automatically siding with the person you care about the most? Oh God, that's what you're doing,

#418

⇓

isn't it? Isn't it?

#419

⇓

isn't it? Isn't it?

#420

⇓

Tch!

#421

⇓

Tch!

#422

⇓

'Some realisations -stop you in your tracks.'

#423

⇓

'Some realisations -stop you in your tracks.'

#424

⇓

'Others can lead you in new directions.'

#425

⇓

'Others can lead you in new directions.'

#426

⇓

-Dr Cox, I wanted to let you know that Turk did the right thing

#427

⇓

-Dr Cox, I wanted to let you know that Turk did the right thing

#428

⇓

by taking my patients off of my service. -No.

#429

⇓

by taking my patients off of my service. -No.

#430

⇓

What that yellow-bellied scalpel-jock should have done

#431

⇓

What that yellow-bellied scalpel-jock should have done

#432

⇓

was to inject himself with testosterone -

#433

⇓

that way he'd have the stones to at least come and talk to you next time he had a problem.

#434

⇓

that way he'd have the stones to at least come and talk to you next time he had a problem.

#435

⇓

that way he'd have the stones to at least come and talk to you next time he had a problem.

#436

⇓

-Can't seem to stop letting my life out there affect my life in here. -Hell, Barbie... Look at me!

#437

⇓

-Can't seem to stop letting my life out there affect my life in here. -Hell, Barbie... Look at me!

#438

⇓

-Can't seem to stop letting my life out there affect my life in here. -Hell, Barbie... Look at me!

#439

⇓

It's not like I've always been the centred, well-adjusted guy

#440

⇓

It's not like I've always been the centred, well-adjusted guy

#441

⇓

you see walking up and down the halls of this dump - that takes time. But eventually

#442

⇓

you see walking up and down the halls of this dump - that takes time. But eventually

#443

⇓

you learn to keep your personal problems separate from this place.

#444

⇓

you learn to keep your personal problems separate from this place.

#445

⇓

-What do I do until then? -Get your damn life in order.

#446

⇓

-What do I do until then? -Get your damn life in order.

#447

⇓

-What do I do until then? -Get your damn life in order.

#448

⇓

Oh, and Barbie -

#449

⇓

Oh, and Barbie -

#450

⇓

what say word would get out that Uncle Cox was doling out the feel-goods?

#451

⇓

what say word would get out that Uncle Cox was doling out the feel-goods?

#452

⇓

I'll make you pay. You have no idea...

#453

⇓

I'll make you pay. You have no idea...

#454

⇓

Huge.

#455

⇓

'It's a funny thing -when we're forced to see ourselves in a new light.' -Mr Woodbury,

#456

⇓

'It's a funny thing -when we're forced to see ourselves in a new light.' -Mr Woodbury,

#457

⇓

hold on a sec. 'Hopefully you see -yourself in time to make a change.' -Sadly, we're not comfortable

#458

⇓

hold on a sec. 'Hopefully you see -yourself in time to make a change.' -Sadly, we're not comfortable

#459

⇓

hold on a sec. 'Hopefully you see -yourself in time to make a change.' -Sadly, we're not comfortable

#460

⇓

discharging you yet. I'm so sorry. 'Hopefully you'll be respected -for it.'

#461

⇓

discharging you yet. I'm so sorry. 'Hopefully you'll be respected -for it.'

#462

⇓

-You evil little witch.

#463

⇓

-You evil little witch.

#464

⇓

-Let me see that chart, Nurse.

#465

⇓

-Let me see that chart, Nurse.

#466

⇓

Well, I see no reason why we should keep Mr Woodbury any longer. Enjoy your son's wedding, sir!

#467

⇓

Well, I see no reason why we should keep Mr Woodbury any longer. Enjoy your son's wedding, sir!

#468

⇓

Well, I see no reason why we should keep Mr Woodbury any longer. Enjoy your son's wedding, sir!

#469

⇓

Cherish the moments. -Thank you so much, Doctor...?

#470

⇓

Cherish the moments. -Thank you so much, Doctor...?

#471

⇓

-Kelso. Bob Kelso.

#472

⇓

'Bye, Bob. Glad I could help.

#473

⇓

'Bye, Bob. Glad I could help.

#474

⇓

'Of course sometimes the new light -opens your eyes to something you knew all along.'

#475

⇓

'Of course sometimes the new light -opens your eyes to something you knew all along.'

#476

⇓

-Just feels like every day keeps getting worse.

#477

⇓

-Just feels like every day keeps getting worse.

#478

⇓

What's all this? -Nothing. I just felt like taking care of you.

#479

⇓

What's all this? -Nothing. I just felt like taking care of you.

#480

⇓

-This is so nice...!

#481

⇓

-This is so nice...!

#482

⇓

'It's nice because it's the start -of something.'

#483

⇓

'It's nice because it's the start -of something.'

#484

⇓

-I... I can't do this. -OK,

#485

⇓

-I... I can't do this. -OK,

#486

⇓

let's tongue, let's tongue. -No, this.

#487

⇓

You know - sex buddies.

#488

⇓

You know - sex buddies.

#489

⇓

(DEFLATED TRUMPETS)

#490

⇓

(DEFLATED TRUMPETS)

#491

⇓

-Dr Cox and I were talking. I'm so scattered right now,

#492

⇓

-Dr Cox and I were talking. I'm so scattered right now,

#493

⇓

I just... I just can't seem to grab a toe-hold, y'know?

#494

⇓

I just... I just can't seem to grab a toe-hold, y'know?

#495

⇓

And... I know myself and if I keep doing this I won't be able to separate the sex

#496

⇓

And... I know myself and if I keep doing this I won't be able to separate the sex

#497

⇓

And... I know myself and if I keep doing this I won't be able to separate the sex

#498

⇓

from my feelings and we'll end up a couple again. Neither of us wants that, right?

#499

⇓

from my feelings and we'll end up a couple again. Neither of us wants that, right?

#500

⇓

I mean, I know I don't. -Me neither.

#501

⇓

I mean, I know I don't. -Me neither.

#502

⇓

-So... what do we do?

#503

⇓

-So... what do we do?

#504

⇓

# Tell her

#505

⇓

# Not to go

#506

⇓

# Not to go

#507

⇓

-It's no big deal, you get your stuff out of my room, crash on the couch.

#508

⇓

-It's no big deal, you get your stuff out of my room, crash on the couch.

#509

⇓

'K.

#510

⇓

# Tell her something in my mind

#511

⇓

# Tell her something in my mind

#512

⇓

# Freezes up from time to time

#513

⇓

# Freezes up from time to time

#514

⇓

# Tell her nothing if not this

#515

⇓

# Tell her nothing if not this

#516

⇓

# All I want to do is kiss her

#517

⇓

# All I want to do is kiss her

#518

⇓

# Tell her not to go

#519

⇓

# Tell her not to go

#520

⇓

# Tell her something in my mind Freezes up from time to time #

#521

⇓

# Tell her something in my mind Freezes up from time to time #

#522

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#523

⇓

Edited by Access Innovation Media www.ai-media.tv

#524

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Season 2, Episode 11 — My Sex Buddy

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