Scrubs

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'Since she lost her apartment I let Elliot crash on my floor.' How did this happen?

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'Since she lost her apartment I let Elliot crash on my floor.' How did this happen?

apartment crash elliot floor happen lost

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-JD, I'm homeless. I have no money and all I own is outside in a truck. My life's a mess.

homeless lifes mess money truck

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-JD, I'm homeless. I have no money and all I own is outside in a truck. My life's a mess.

homeless lifes mess money truck

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-JD, I'm homeless. I have no money and all I own is outside in a truck. My life's a mess.

homeless lifes mess money truck

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Plus... you were going through... a lot too. -My peep was on the fritz.

fritz peep plus

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Plus... you were going through... a lot too. -My peep was on the fritz.

fritz peep plus

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Plus... you were going through... a lot too. -My peep was on the fritz.

fritz peep plus

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Much better now, thank you for asking. -Point is,

asking point

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we were stressed out, vulnerable, made a mistake. -Four times.

four four-times mistake stressed times vulnerable

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we were stressed out, vulnerable, made a mistake. -Four times.

four four-times mistake stressed times vulnerable

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And a half, if you count that last thing. -By the way, that third time -

count half third

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And a half, if you count that last thing. -By the way, that third time -

count half third

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where did you learn that?!

learn

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where did you learn that?!

learn

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-What you watching, buddy? -"Animal Planet."

animal animal-planet buddy planet watching

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-What you watching, buddy? -"Animal Planet."

animal animal-planet buddy planet watching

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-Why does one monkey keep biting the other one on the ass? -I don't know,

biting monkey

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-Why does one monkey keep biting the other one on the ass? -I don't know,

biting monkey

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but she seems to love it.... -"(MONKEY CHATTERS)"

love monkey seems

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but she seems to love it.... -"(MONKEY CHATTERS)"

love monkey seems

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-The Congo. But look, Ellie, I think you're right, last night was great, but we - we can't keep doing this.

congo ellie night

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-The Congo. But look, Ellie, I think you're right, last night was great, but we - we can't keep doing this.

congo ellie night

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-The Congo. But look, Ellie, I think you're right, last night was great, but we - we can't keep doing this.

congo ellie night

↓

Dr Reid. -Dr Dorian.

dorian reid

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Dr Reid. -Dr Dorian.

dorian reid

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'One cool thing about sex is, -it always seems to put you in a good mood.'

cool mood seems

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'One cool thing about sex is, -it always seems to put you in a good mood.'

cool mood seems

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'Hell, I think it even cheers up the people around you.'

cheers

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'Hell, I think it even cheers up the people around you.'

cheers

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'Hell, I think it even cheers up the people around you.'

cheers

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-Oh, joy... I get to work on Mrs Creedon with... the Wonder Twins. Dear Lord,

creedon dear dear-lord lord twins wonder wonder-twins

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-Oh, joy... I get to work on Mrs Creedon with... the Wonder Twins. Dear Lord,

creedon dear dear-lord lord twins wonder wonder-twins

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what in Thy most holy name did I do to offend Thee so? -My brother Bradley and I

brother holy name offend thee

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what in Thy most holy name did I do to offend Thee so? -My brother Bradley and I

brother holy name offend thee

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would pretend we were the Wonder Twins. He'd be, "Form of a dragon"

dragon form pretend twins wonder wonder-twins

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would pretend we were the Wonder Twins. He'd be, "Form of a dragon"

dragon form pretend twins wonder wonder-twins

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and then I'd be, like, "Shape of an ice dragon." Then he'd say I was copying him,

copying dragon shape

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and then I'd be, like, "Shape of an ice dragon." Then he'd say I was copying him,

copying dragon shape

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and then I'd be, like, "Shape of an ice dragon." Then he'd say I was copying him,

copying dragon shape

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he'd breathe on me and I'd have to melt, but it was still... awesome. -Funny, I don't recall

awesome breathe funny melt recall

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he'd breathe on me and I'd have to melt, but it was still... awesome. -Funny, I don't recall

awesome breathe funny melt recall

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he'd breathe on me and I'd have to melt, but it was still... awesome. -Funny, I don't recall

awesome breathe funny melt recall

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asking for a really, really, really, really, really, really, RE-A-LL-Y boring story.

asking boring boring-story story

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asking for a really, really, really, really, really, really, RE-A-LL-Y boring story.

asking boring boring-story story

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My God, don't you understand no-one cares?

cares

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My God, don't you understand no-one cares?

cares

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-I care. -Correction - no-one important cares.

care cares

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Miss Creedon is in post-op, so let's start her out by CAT-scanning her abdomen. Oh -

abdomen creedon miss post scanning start

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Miss Creedon is in post-op, so let's start her out by CAT-scanning her abdomen. Oh -

abdomen creedon miss post scanning start

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Miss Creedon is in post-op, so let's start her out by CAT-scanning her abdomen. Oh -

abdomen creedon miss post scanning start

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kidding aside - I'd really like to see us work together on this one. Come on now. (SINGS UP-TEMPO TUNE)

aside kidding sings tempo tune

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kidding aside - I'd really like to see us work together on this one. Come on now. (SINGS UP-TEMPO TUNE)

aside kidding sings tempo tune

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kidding aside - I'd really like to see us work together on this one. Come on now. (SINGS UP-TEMPO TUNE)

aside kidding sings tempo tune

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Hands in. (CONTINUES SINGING) Whoo!

continues hands singing whoo

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Hands in. (CONTINUES SINGING) Whoo!

continues hands singing whoo

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Please...!

↓

Please...!

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-Congratulations again, he is beautiful!

congratulations

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-Congratulations again, he is beautiful!

congratulations

↓

-I was wondering about circumcision.

circumcision wondering

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-I was wondering about circumcision.

circumcision wondering

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-Well, you're a little old, uh, but I do have a room-mate

mate room

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-Well, you're a little old, uh, but I do have a room-mate

mate room

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who's a surgeon. He owes mea favour - -Talking about their son. -Oh. See,

favour owes surgeon

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who's a surgeon. He owes mea favour - -Talking about their son. -Oh. See,

favour owes surgeon

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that we're set up for. -We wanted to know how YOU felt about it, Carla. -Me?!

carla wanted

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that we're set up for. -We wanted to know how YOU felt about it, Carla. -Me?!

carla wanted

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'Don't get me wrong - -Carla loves her patients.'

carla loves patients

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'Don't get me wrong - -Carla loves her patients.'

carla loves patients

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'But she also loves how much they love her.' -I'm not a big fan.

love loves

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'But she also loves how much they love her.' -I'm not a big fan.

love loves

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What would the kid say if he knew?

↓

What would the kid say if he knew?

↓

-You wanna do WHAT?! I just got this thing!

↓

-You wanna do WHAT?! I just got this thing!

↓

-There are really no medical advantages to circumcision.

advantages circumcision medical

↓

-There are really no medical advantages to circumcision.

advantages circumcision medical

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-I told you! -I'm not talking about medical - -You wanted to slice into his manhood - 'Great...'

manhood medical slice wanted

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-I told you! -I'm not talking about medical - -You wanted to slice into his manhood - 'Great...'

manhood medical slice wanted

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What a day... Whoo-eee!

whoo

↓

I am as stressed out and vulnerable as I was last night.

night stressed vulnerable

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I am as stressed out and vulnerable as I was last night.

night stressed vulnerable

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I am as stressed out and vulnerable as I was last night.

night stressed vulnerable

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-Me too. -What to do, what to do, what-to-do-what-to-do-what-to-do? -I feel like doing nothing. -Come on,

↓

-Me too. -What to do, what to do, what-to-do-what-to-do-what-to-do? -I feel like doing nothing. -Come on,

↓

-Me too. -What to do, what to do, what-to-do-what-to-do-what-to-do? -I feel like doing nothing. -Come on,

↓

we could... rent a movie,

movie rent

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get a fresh pack of Uno cards...

cards fresh pack

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get a fresh pack of Uno cards...

cards fresh pack

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get a fresh pack of Uno cards...

cards fresh pack

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Y'know what we COULD do?

yknow

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We could have sex again. I'm throwing it out.

throwing

↓

We could have sex again. I'm throwing it out.

throwing

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-Bite me. -Oh, come on, I was kidding! It was - it's a joke!

bite joke kidding

↓

-Bite me. -Oh, come on, I was kidding! It was - it's a joke!

bite joke kidding

↓

-No, I mean it. Like you did last night.

night

↓

Come bite me.

bite

↓

'Stay calm...'

calm

↓

'Stay calm...'

calm

↓

# I can't do this all on my own

↓

# I can't do this all on my own

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# No, I know I'm no Superman

superman

↓

# I'm no Superman #

superman

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# I'm no Superman #

superman

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-I'm so relaxed. It's like I totally forgot about being a doctor. -You're a doctor?

doctor forgot relaxed

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-I'm so relaxed. It's like I totally forgot about being a doctor. -You're a doctor?

doctor forgot relaxed

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-I'm so relaxed. It's like I totally forgot about being a doctor. -You're a doctor?

doctor forgot relaxed

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-Problem is, we already know we don't work as a couple. -What a train wreck... -So we can't

couple problem train train-wreck wreck

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-Problem is, we already know we don't work as a couple. -What a train wreck... -So we can't

couple problem train train-wreck wreck

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keep doing this. -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...?! Hello and... whoa?

whoa whoa-whoa whoa-whoa-whoa

↓

keep doing this. -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...?! Hello and... whoa?

whoa whoa-whoa whoa-whoa-whoa

↓

-JD, it's just sex. -Elliot, we're adults.

adults elliot

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-JD, it's just sex. -Elliot, we're adults.

adults elliot

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I don't think we have to apologise for enjoying this.

apologise enjoying

↓

I don't think we have to apologise for enjoying this.

apologise enjoying

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'That's when she said the words every man is dying to hear.'

dying words

↓

'That's when she said the words every man is dying to hear.'

dying words

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-I guess we could just be sex buddies. (FANFARE)

buddies fanfare

↓

-I guess we could just be sex buddies. (FANFARE)

buddies fanfare

↓

If you want...

↓

-My wife won't listen to reason! -You've always said you felt insufficient! -Mr Marrick,

reason wife

↓

-My wife won't listen to reason! -You've always said you felt insufficient! -Mr Marrick,

reason wife

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even if uncircumcised your son will still look like you.

↓

even if uncircumcised your son will still look like you.

↓

'Course, he'll have to put on 200 lbs...

course

↓

'Course, he'll have to put on 200 lbs...

course

↓

I kid. You're a dashing man. Just dashing. Have you modelled? -What's all that about?

dashing

↓

I kid. You're a dashing man. Just dashing. Have you modelled? -What's all that about?

dashing

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-I... can't tell you, it's... doctor/patient confidentiality.

confidentiality doctor doctor-patient doctor-patient-confidentiality patient patient-confidentiality

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-I... can't tell you, it's... doctor/patient confidentiality.

confidentiality doctor doctor-patient doctor-patient-confidentiality patient patient-confidentiality

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-Oh. Right. Tell me.

↓

-Oh. Right. Tell me.

↓

-No, no, I'm not kidding, I... can't.

kidding

↓

-No, no, I'm not kidding, I... can't.

kidding

↓

-Can't... Or won't?

↓

-Can't... Or won't?

↓

-Can't! -Won't!

↓

-Can't! -Won't!

↓

-Are they STILL going at it? -Nah... Kelso calmed him down.

kelso

↓

-Are they STILL going at it? -Nah... Kelso calmed him down.

kelso

↓

I think we're OK. -We're not OK.

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I think we're OK. -We're not OK.

↓

-What are you talking about?

↓

'Oh...'

↓

-Elliot. You said you'd get that CAT-scan on Mrs Creedon's abdomen.

abdomen elliot scan

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-Elliot. You said you'd get that CAT-scan on Mrs Creedon's abdomen.

abdomen elliot scan

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-I was stuck on the phone all morning with bill collectors -

bill collectors morning phone stuck

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-I was stuck on the phone all morning with bill collectors -

bill collectors morning phone stuck

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who are OBSESSED with money. I spent an hour looking for clean bras,

bras clean hour looking money obsessed spent

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who are OBSESSED with money. I spent an hour looking for clean bras,

bras clean hour looking money obsessed spent

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who are OBSESSED with money. I spent an hour looking for clean bras,

bras clean hour looking money obsessed spent

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cos all I've got left is this date-night push-up one and I don't like working

date date-night left night push working

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cos all I've got left is this date-night push-up one and I don't like working

date date-night left night push working

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with these under my chin all day. Plus I am walking someplace now and can't remember where. -OK,

chin plus remember someplace walking

↓

with these under my chin all day. Plus I am walking someplace now and can't remember where. -OK,

chin plus remember someplace walking

↓

with these under my chin all day. Plus I am walking someplace now and can't remember where. -OK,

chin plus remember someplace walking

↓

I'll take care of it for you. -Thanks. Bathroom!

bathroom care thanks

↓

-Does this name-tag say "Chief of Medicine?"

chief medicine name

↓

-Does this name-tag say "Chief of Medicine?"

chief medicine name

↓

-Uh, yes, sir. -Funny - because that couple back there thought it said, "Hi, I'm, Bob,

couple funny

↓

-Uh, yes, sir. -Funny - because that couple back there thought it said, "Hi, I'm, Bob,

couple funny

↓

ask me about your baby's johnson." In my hospital we do not go out on a limb with our opinions! -Oh,

babys hospital johnson limb opinions

↓

ask me about your baby's johnson." In my hospital we do not go out on a limb with our opinions! -Oh,

babys hospital johnson limb opinions

↓

ask me about your baby's johnson." In my hospital we do not go out on a limb with our opinions! -Oh,

babys hospital johnson limb opinions

↓

if a patient has questions in your hospital you ignore them?! -Look -

hospital ignore patient questions

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if a patient has questions in your hospital you ignore them?! -Look -

hospital ignore patient questions

↓

stay away from definite answers. Leave yourself wiggle-room. Say things like,

answers definite room wiggle wiggle-room

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stay away from definite answers. Leave yourself wiggle-room. Say things like,

answers definite room wiggle wiggle-room

↓

"We'll do what we can," "We'll get back to you on that,"

↓

"We'll do what we can," "We'll get back to you on that,"

↓

or "Hell, I don't know."

↓

or "Hell, I don't know."

↓

-Couldn't think of a third one, sir? -That WAS the third one.

third

↓

-Couldn't think of a third one, sir? -That WAS the third one.

third

↓

Ass-freeze...

freeze

↓

Ass-freeze...

freeze

↓

-Hey, chum, whaddaya say? Listen -

chum whaddaya

↓

-Hey, chum, whaddaya say? Listen -

chum whaddaya

↓

about getting that silly CAT-scan on Mrs Creedon

creedon scan silly

↓

about getting that silly CAT-scan on Mrs Creedon

creedon scan silly

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cos I'm gonna rip her stitches open,

open stitches

↓

cos I'm gonna rip her stitches open,

open stitches

↓

jam my head in there and see for myself. -Doctor - -Dammit! When I say...

dammit doctor head

↓

jam my head in there and see for myself. -Doctor - -Dammit! When I say...

dammit doctor head

↓

'It sucks being yelled at, -especially when it's someone else's fault.'

elses especially fault sucks yelled

↓

'It sucks being yelled at, -especially when it's someone else's fault.'

elses especially fault sucks yelled

↓

-Big of you to cover for Elliot. I had a good mind to spank her yesterday. -She screw up

cover elliot mind screw spank yesterday

↓

-Big of you to cover for Elliot. I had a good mind to spank her yesterday. -She screw up

cover elliot mind screw spank yesterday

↓

-Big of you to cover for Elliot. I had a good mind to spank her yesterday. -She screw up

cover elliot mind screw spank yesterday

↓

with one of your patients too? -No. -Still, Elliot seems frazzled, makes one mistake after another.

another elliot frazzled makes mistake patients seems

↓

with one of your patients too? -No. -Still, Elliot seems frazzled, makes one mistake after another.

another elliot frazzled makes mistake patients seems

↓

I wish I could help her out. I have no idea how she handles the stress.

handles idea stress wish

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I wish I could help her out. I have no idea how she handles the stress.

handles idea stress wish

↓

-Whoo! I feel so much better. See ya, bud.

whoo

↓

-Whoo! I feel so much better. See ya, bud.

whoo

↓

-Later, dude.

↓

-Mr Woodbury's son is getting married this weekend -

married weekend

↓

-Mr Woodbury's son is getting married this weekend -

married weekend

↓

he keeps asking if he'll be able to go. -Nasty case of pneumonia. Let's see.

able asking case keeps nasty pneumonia

↓

he keeps asking if he'll be able to go. -Nasty case of pneumonia. Let's see.

able asking case keeps nasty pneumonia

↓

His leucocytosis is resolved, his blood cultures are negative - tell him we'll do what we can.

blood blood-cultures cultures negative resolved

↓

His leucocytosis is resolved, his blood cultures are negative - tell him we'll do what we can.

blood blood-cultures cultures negative resolved

↓

His leucocytosis is resolved, his blood cultures are negative - tell him we'll do what we can.

blood blood-cultures cultures negative resolved

↓

-Can't we tell him he can go? -Where's the wiggle-room? No wiggle!

room wiggle wiggle-room

↓

-Can't we tell him he can go? -Where's the wiggle-room? No wiggle!

room wiggle wiggle-room

↓

Fine, let me just tell him with you so I can enjoy it too. -Thank youso much! -It's my pleasure...

enjoy pleasure youso

↓

Fine, let me just tell him with you so I can enjoy it too. -Thank youso much! -It's my pleasure...

enjoy pleasure youso

↓

Fine, let me just tell him with you so I can enjoy it too. -Thank youso much! -It's my pleasure...

enjoy pleasure youso

↓

Fine, let me just tell him with you so I can enjoy it too. -Thank youso much! -It's my pleasure...

enjoy pleasure youso

↓

'OK, just give her a casual nod. -You don't want Turk to know what's going on.'

casual turk

↓

'OK, just give her a casual nod. -You don't want Turk to know what's going on.'

casual turk

↓

'OK, just give her a casual nod. -You don't want Turk to know what's going on.'

casual turk

↓

-Dude, you're totally hitting that. -How do you do that? -It's a gift. Remember last time you two - -Relax,

gift hitting relax remember

↓

-Dude, you're totally hitting that. -How do you do that? -It's a gift. Remember last time you two - -Relax,

gift hitting relax remember

↓

man, we're just having fun. -You guys sex buddies or something? (FANFARE)

buddies fanfare fun having

↓

man, we're just having fun. -You guys sex buddies or something? (FANFARE)

buddies fanfare fun having

↓

Fashizel. -OK. I don't wanna get all Dr Phil on ya,

fashizel phil

↓

Fashizel. -OK. I don't wanna get all Dr Phil on ya,

fashizel phil

↓

but women have a hard time separating sex from emotions

emotions hard women

↓

but women have a hard time separating sex from emotions

emotions hard women

↓

and pretty soon she's gonna be, like, "JD, I need you."

↓

and pretty soon she's gonna be, like, "JD, I need you."

↓

and pretty soon she's gonna be, like, "JD, I need you."

↓

-If it ever got that emotional I'd break it off. -OK. By the way,

break emotional

↓

-If it ever got that emotional I'd break it off. -OK. By the way,

break emotional

↓

that dude is totally hitting that dude. Totally.

hitting

↓

that dude is totally hitting that dude. Totally.

hitting

↓

-You are GOOD! -I know.

↓

-You are GOOD! -I know.

↓

-What's up? -This Friday my church group's doing a production of "Rent" if you wanna go.

church friday groups production rent

↓

-What's up? -This Friday my church group's doing a production of "Rent" if you wanna go.

church friday groups production rent

↓

-What's up? -This Friday my church group's doing a production of "Rent" if you wanna go.

church friday groups production rent

↓

-Yo - what's up that doesn't make me wanna shoot myself? -How's Mr... Laurence doing?

laurence shoot

↓

-Yo - what's up that doesn't make me wanna shoot myself? -How's Mr... Laurence doing?

laurence shoot

↓

-I'm afraid that's no longer any of your business -

afraid business longer

↓

-I'm afraid that's no longer any of your business -

afraid business longer

↓

he's not your patient as of 2pm.

patient

↓

He asked for a new doctor. -My second patient switch-off today!

asked doctor patient second switch today

↓

He asked for a new doctor. -My second patient switch-off today!

asked doctor patient second switch today

↓

What is the deal?! -Maybe they were so overwhelmed by the high quality of your care

care deal overwhelmed quality

↓

What is the deal?! -Maybe they were so overwhelmed by the high quality of your care

care deal overwhelmed quality

↓

What is the deal?! -Maybe they were so overwhelmed by the high quality of your care

care deal overwhelmed quality

↓

that they couldn't stand another second. -I won't let you make me feel like crap today.

another second stand today

↓

that they couldn't stand another second. -I won't let you make me feel like crap today.

another second stand today

↓

Every doctor, including you, has had patients switch off from them for no reason.

doctor including patients reason switch

↓

Every doctor, including you, has had patients switch off from them for no reason.

doctor including patients reason switch

↓

It is just some dumb co-inky-dink that it happened to me twice today.

dink dumb happened inky today twice twice-today

↓

It is just some dumb co-inky-dink that it happened to me twice today.

dink dumb happened inky today twice twice-today

↓

It is just some dumb co-inky-dink that it happened to me twice today.

dink dumb happened inky today twice twice-today

↓

I have to go check on Mrs Finnegan's chest x-rays. -No.She switched off too. 'Around here,

check chest rays switched

↓

I have to go check on Mrs Finnegan's chest x-rays. -No.She switched off too. 'Around here,

check chest rays switched

↓

things can turn bad in a heartbeat.'

heartbeat

↓

things can turn bad in a heartbeat.'

heartbeat

↓

-Sweetheart, Mr Woodbury is still requiring a lot of O2 - we'll have to keep him in

sweetheart woodbury

↓

-Sweetheart, Mr Woodbury is still requiring a lot of O2 - we'll have to keep him in

sweetheart woodbury

↓

over the weekend. Give him the skinny?

skinny weekend

↓

over the weekend. Give him the skinny?

skinny weekend

↓

'I guess when you work -in a world of uncertainty,

world

↓

'I guess when you work -in a world of uncertainty,

world

↓

it's great to have something at home you can count on.'

count home

↓

it's great to have something at home you can count on.'

count home

↓

Elliot?

elliot

↓

Elliot?

elliot

↓

What are you doing? -Sitting in the dark, crying.

crying dark sitting

↓

What are you doing? -Sitting in the dark, crying.

crying dark sitting

↓

So, you know, the usual.

usual

↓

-Oh, OK.

↓

-Oh, OK.

↓

-I had such a crappy day... I really need you right now.

crappy

↓

-I had such a crappy day... I really need you right now.

crappy

↓

'She needs you?! Oh my God, -Turk was right.'

needs turk

↓

'You have to stop kissing her and put an end to this before she gets hurt.' -What's wrong?

hurt kissing

↓

'You have to stop kissing her and put an end to this before she gets hurt.' -What's wrong?

hurt kissing

↓

'You have to stop kissing her and put an end to this before she gets hurt.' -What's wrong?

hurt kissing

↓

'Ach, she's a tough kid - -you can tell her later.' No.

tough

↓

'Ach, she's a tough kid - -you can tell her later.' No.

tough

↓

'What did you do? Alright, don't panic - maybe she didn't enjoy it.'

alright enjoy panic

↓

'What did you do? Alright, don't panic - maybe she didn't enjoy it.'

alright enjoy panic

↓

'Aw, come on, who you kiddin'...?'

kiddin

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'Aw, come on, who you kiddin'...?'

kiddin

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-Why are so many of my patients switching off on me?! Are my hands that cold?! (GASPS)

cold gasps hands patients switching

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-Why are so many of my patients switching off on me?! Are my hands that cold?! (GASPS)

cold gasps hands patients switching

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-You didn't tell anyone I'm a Republican, did you? -No. (SIGHS) God,

republican sighs

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-You didn't tell anyone I'm a Republican, did you? -No. (SIGHS) God,

republican sighs

↓

I'm a doctor - what's the use of being a doctor if nobody lets you treat them?

doctor nobody treat

↓

I'm a doctor - what's the use of being a doctor if nobody lets you treat them?

doctor nobody treat

↓

I'm a doctor - what's the use of being a doctor if nobody lets you treat them?

doctor nobody treat

↓

What is going on with my life...?

life

↓

'This is not the time to talk. -Either get out of the situation

situation

↓

'This is not the time to talk. -Either get out of the situation

situation

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without making her suspicious -' (PHONE RINGS)

phone phone-rings rings suspicious

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without making her suspicious -' (PHONE RINGS)

phone phone-rings rings suspicious

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-Hello? Oh, hi, Mom!

↓

-Hello? Oh, hi, Mom!

↓

Yeah, I miss you too!

miss

↓

Yeah, I miss you too!

miss

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I haven't spoken to you in so long!

spoken

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Hi, Mr Turk. No, Chris isn't here.

chris turk

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No, no, sir, I didn't say "Mom," I said... "Mahn." Like, "Eh, mahn, we be jammin'"

↓

No, no, sir, I didn't say "Mom," I said... "Mahn." Like, "Eh, mahn, we be jammin'"

↓

No, sir, I don't think all black people are Jamaican.

black jamaican

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No, sir, I don't think all black people are Jamaican.

black jamaican

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I love you too, Mommy!

love mommy

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Sir, could you call back later? Chris'll be home.

home

↓

Sir, could you call back later? Chris'll be home.

home

↓

-Yeah, there's been some break-ins. Need to change all the locks on these lockers.

break change lockers locks

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-Yeah, there's been some break-ins. Need to change all the locks on these lockers.

break change lockers locks

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Shoulda gotten your new combination in the mail. -I didn't. You know what it is? -Yeah.

combination gotten mail shoulda

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Shoulda gotten your new combination in the mail. -I didn't. You know what it is? -Yeah.

combination gotten mail shoulda

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Shoulda gotten your new combination in the mail. -I didn't. You know what it is? -Yeah.

combination gotten mail shoulda

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-But you're not gonna tell me,are you? -Can't - janitor/locker confidentiality.

confidentiality janitor locker

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-But you're not gonna tell me,are you? -Can't - janitor/locker confidentiality.

confidentiality janitor locker

↓

'He made that up.'

↓

'He made that up.'

↓

-Are you watching "Sesame Street?" -When I was a kid, I had my first sex dream about Mr Hooper.

dream sesame street watching

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-Are you watching "Sesame Street?" -When I was a kid, I had my first sex dream about Mr Hooper.

dream sesame street watching

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At least I think it was a sex dream. He was trying to choke me. -Yeah, that's... sweet.

choke dream least sweet

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At least I think it was a sex dream. He was trying to choke me. -Yeah, that's... sweet.

choke dream least sweet

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At least I think it was a sex dream. He was trying to choke me. -Yeah, that's... sweet.

choke dream least sweet

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You on a break or something?

break

↓

You on a break or something?

break

↓

-Well, I have nothing else to do - none of my patients wanna see me. -That's a good thing,

patients

↓

-Well, I have nothing else to do - none of my patients wanna see me. -That's a good thing,

patients

↓

because now you have time to take care of your life. -Why are you being so weird? -Well,

care life weird

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because now you have time to take care of your life. -Why are you being so weird? -Well,

care life weird

↓

because now you have time to take care of your life. -Why are you being so weird? -Well,

care life weird

↓

that could be cos he's shaven his dome so much lately

dome lately

↓

that could be cos he's shaven his dome so much lately

dome lately

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that the hair's growing inward - an affliction commonly known as the Infro.

growing hairs known

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that the hair's growing inward - an affliction commonly known as the Infro.

growing hairs known

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But if I were to guess exactly why he's been acting weird lately, I'd say it's because... he's the one

acting acting-weird lately weird

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But if I were to guess exactly why he's been acting weird lately, I'd say it's because... he's the one

acting acting-weird lately weird

↓

But if I were to guess exactly why he's been acting weird lately, I'd say it's because... he's the one

acting acting-weird lately weird

↓

who's been steering your patients away from you. (SIGHS) Discuss.

discuss patients sighs steering

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who's been steering your patients away from you. (SIGHS) Discuss.

discuss patients sighs steering

↓

'Carla asked to give Mr Woodbury -the bad news.' -How bad could it be? 'I wonder how he'll take it.'

asked carla news wonder woodbury

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'Carla asked to give Mr Woodbury -the bad news.' -How bad could it be? 'I wonder how he'll take it.'

asked carla news wonder woodbury

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'Carla asked to give Mr Woodbury -the bad news.' -How bad could it be? 'I wonder how he'll take it.'

asked carla news wonder woodbury

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-Out the window! Throw her out the window!

throw window

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-Out the window! Throw her out the window!

throw window

↓

-Here goes... -Know what? Mr Woodbury's doing well enough to be discharged.

↓

-Here goes... -Know what? Mr Woodbury's doing well enough to be discharged.

↓

I don't mind standing up to Kelso. Time to take the GR off my gratitude

gratitude kelso mind standing

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I don't mind standing up to Kelso. Time to take the GR off my gratitude

gratitude kelso mind standing

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I don't mind standing up to Kelso. Time to take the GR off my gratitude

gratitude kelso mind standing

↓

and give the bastard some attitude, JD-style...! -His office is that way. -I have to go throw up first. -OK.

attitude bastard office style throw

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and give the bastard some attitude, JD-style...! -His office is that way. -I have to go throw up first. -OK.

attitude bastard office style throw

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-What the hell, Turk?! -Oh, good, Barbie, now really access the anger.

access anger barbie turk

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-What the hell, Turk?! -Oh, good, Barbie, now really access the anger.

access anger barbie turk

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-How could you do that to me? -Yeah, how could you?! -I wanted to protect you,

protect wanted

↓

-How could you do that to me? -Yeah, how could you?! -I wanted to protect you,

protect wanted

↓

give you a little break. -The old I'm-trying-to-help-you gambit. See through that - yo, kick him!

break gambit kick

↓

give you a little break. -The old I'm-trying-to-help-you gambit. See through that - yo, kick him!

break gambit kick

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give you a little break. -The old I'm-trying-to-help-you gambit. See through that - yo, kick him!

break gambit kick

↓

-Elliot, I'm SORRY!

elliot

↓

-Elliot, I'm SORRY!

elliot

↓

Elliot?!

elliot

↓

'OK, now's your chance. -You're at work, so she won't get emotional.'

chance emotional nows

↓

'OK, now's your chance. -You're at work, so she won't get emotional.'

chance emotional nows

↓

'Tell her things are getting too serious. Just butter her up first.'

butter serious

↓

'Tell her things are getting too serious. Just butter her up first.'

butter serious

↓

'Tell her things are getting too serious. Just butter her up first.'

butter serious

↓

Well, look at you, Miss Nobody-Wants-As-Their-Doctor,

doctor miss nobody nobody-wants wants

↓

I don't see Mr Ellis here complaining!

complaining

↓

I don't see Mr Ellis here complaining!

complaining

↓

-He's in a coma. -Ellie, we should talk.

coma ellie

↓

-He's in a coma. -Ellie, we should talk.

coma ellie

↓

-I found out Turk was telling my patients to switch off from me. -What?! -He said

found patients switch telling turk

↓

-I found out Turk was telling my patients to switch off from me. -What?! -He said

found patients switch telling turk

↓

he was trying to protect me.

protect

↓

he was trying to protect me.

protect

↓

-I'll go talk to him.

↓

That IV looks like it's infiltrating. Nurse musta screwed up.

nurse screwed

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That IV looks like it's infiltrating. Nurse musta screwed up.

nurse screwed

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-Um,... I did that.

↓

-Um,... I did that.

↓

-Well, what's with the mouth full of chicklets, sweetheart?

full mouth mouth-full sweetheart

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-Well, what's with the mouth full of chicklets, sweetheart?

full mouth mouth-full sweetheart

↓

-No special reason, sir. -Really? I thought it might be because Dr Dorian came to see me

dorian might reason special

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-No special reason, sir. -Really? I thought it might be because Dr Dorian came to see me

dorian might reason special

↓

with his feathers all up, his voice a-crackin' and told me he was letting Mr Woodbury go. -Oh?

crackin feathers letting voice woodbury

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with his feathers all up, his voice a-crackin' and told me he was letting Mr Woodbury go. -Oh?

crackin feathers letting voice woodbury

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with his feathers all up, his voice a-crackin' and told me he was letting Mr Woodbury go. -Oh?

crackin feathers letting voice woodbury

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-His knees were knocking so loud I almost didn't see you standing over him,

knees knocking loud standing

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-His knees were knocking so loud I almost didn't see you standing over him,

knees knocking loud standing

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pulling the strings. -Dr Kelso - -Maybe Mr Woodbury will be fine.

kelso pulling strings woodbury

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pulling the strings. -Dr Kelso - -Maybe Mr Woodbury will be fine.

kelso pulling strings woodbury

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Maybe he'll be back in a few days even worse for wear because you rushed him out.

days rushed wear worse

↓

Maybe he'll be back in a few days even worse for wear because you rushed him out.

days rushed wear worse

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Maybe he'll be back in a few days even worse for wear because you rushed him out.

days rushed wear worse

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Who knows? But darn it all, I think the bigger question is why you even give a hoot?

bigger darn hoot knows question

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Who knows? But darn it all, I think the bigger question is why you even give a hoot?

bigger darn hoot knows question

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-Actually, sir, I have this little problem with caring for my patients.

caring patients problem

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-Actually, sir, I have this little problem with caring for my patients.

caring patients problem

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-Actually, sir, I have this little problem with caring for my patients.

caring patients problem

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-Still, if you decide later that what you really care about is how much your patients like YOU,

care decide patients

↓

-Still, if you decide later that what you really care about is how much your patients like YOU,

care decide patients

↓

you can always change your mind about letting Mr Woodbury leave.

change letting mind woodbury

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you can always change your mind about letting Mr Woodbury leave.

change letting mind woodbury

↓

Hell, I'll even back you up.

↓

Hell, I'll even back you up.

↓

-Apologise. -To you?! -No, to Richard - that was his basketball.

apologise basketball richard

↓

-Hello, Richard. Tell you what, tomorrow at lunch I'll bring you a new basketball.

basketball bring lunch richard tomorrow

↓

-Hello, Richard. Tell you what, tomorrow at lunch I'll bring you a new basketball.

basketball bring lunch richard tomorrow

↓

-Hello, Richard. Tell you what, tomorrow at lunch I'll bring you a new basketball.

basketball bring lunch richard tomorrow

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And a hoagie.

hoagie

↓

And a hoagie.

hoagie

↓

-Don't you wanna hear my side of the story with your sex buddy?

buddy side story

↓

-Don't you wanna hear my side of the story with your sex buddy?

buddy side story

↓

-Don't you wanna hear my side of the story with your sex buddy?

buddy side story

↓

(FANFARE)

fanfare

↓

No.

↓

No.

↓

-Come on, man, where's the love? Where's the - the loyalty?

love loyalty

↓

Where's automatically siding with the person you care about the most? Oh God, that's what you're doing,

automatically care person siding

↓

Where's automatically siding with the person you care about the most? Oh God, that's what you're doing,

automatically care person siding

↓

Where's automatically siding with the person you care about the most? Oh God, that's what you're doing,

automatically care person siding

↓

isn't it? Isn't it?

↓

isn't it? Isn't it?

↓

Tch!

↓

Tch!

↓

'Some realisations -stop you in your tracks.'

tracks

↓

'Some realisations -stop you in your tracks.'

tracks

↓

'Others can lead you in new directions.'

directions lead others

↓

'Others can lead you in new directions.'

directions lead others

↓

-Dr Cox, I wanted to let you know that Turk did the right thing

turk wanted

↓

-Dr Cox, I wanted to let you know that Turk did the right thing

turk wanted

↓

by taking my patients off of my service. -No.

patients service

↓

by taking my patients off of my service. -No.

patients service

↓

What that yellow-bellied scalpel-jock should have done

jock scalpel yellow

↓

What that yellow-bellied scalpel-jock should have done

jock scalpel yellow

↓

was to inject himself with testosterone -

inject testosterone

↓

that way he'd have the stones to at least come and talk to you next time he had a problem.

least problem stones

↓

that way he'd have the stones to at least come and talk to you next time he had a problem.

least problem stones

↓

that way he'd have the stones to at least come and talk to you next time he had a problem.

least problem stones

↓

-Can't seem to stop letting my life out there affect my life in here. -Hell, Barbie... Look at me!

affect barbie letting life

↓

-Can't seem to stop letting my life out there affect my life in here. -Hell, Barbie... Look at me!

affect barbie letting life

↓

-Can't seem to stop letting my life out there affect my life in here. -Hell, Barbie... Look at me!

affect barbie letting life

↓

It's not like I've always been the centred, well-adjusted guy

adjusted centred

↓

It's not like I've always been the centred, well-adjusted guy

adjusted centred

↓

you see walking up and down the halls of this dump - that takes time. But eventually

dump eventually halls takes walking

↓

you see walking up and down the halls of this dump - that takes time. But eventually

dump eventually halls takes walking

↓

you learn to keep your personal problems separate from this place.

learn personal place problems separate

↓

you learn to keep your personal problems separate from this place.

learn personal place problems separate

↓

-What do I do until then? -Get your damn life in order.

life order

↓

-What do I do until then? -Get your damn life in order.

life order

↓

-What do I do until then? -Get your damn life in order.

life order

↓

Oh, and Barbie -

barbie

↓

Oh, and Barbie -

barbie

↓

what say word would get out that Uncle Cox was doling out the feel-goods?

goods uncle word

↓

what say word would get out that Uncle Cox was doling out the feel-goods?

goods uncle word

↓

I'll make you pay. You have no idea...

idea

↓

I'll make you pay. You have no idea...

idea

↓

Huge.

huge

↓

'It's a funny thing -when we're forced to see ourselves in a new light.' -Mr Woodbury,

forced funny light woodbury

↓

'It's a funny thing -when we're forced to see ourselves in a new light.' -Mr Woodbury,

forced funny light woodbury

↓

hold on a sec. 'Hopefully you see -yourself in time to make a change.' -Sadly, we're not comfortable

change comfortable hopefully sadly

↓

hold on a sec. 'Hopefully you see -yourself in time to make a change.' -Sadly, we're not comfortable

change comfortable hopefully sadly

↓

hold on a sec. 'Hopefully you see -yourself in time to make a change.' -Sadly, we're not comfortable

change comfortable hopefully sadly

↓

discharging you yet. I'm so sorry. 'Hopefully you'll be respected -for it.'

hopefully respected

↓

discharging you yet. I'm so sorry. 'Hopefully you'll be respected -for it.'

hopefully respected

↓

-You evil little witch.

evil witch

↓

-You evil little witch.

evil witch

↓

-Let me see that chart, Nurse.

chart nurse

↓

-Let me see that chart, Nurse.

chart nurse

↓

Well, I see no reason why we should keep Mr Woodbury any longer. Enjoy your son's wedding, sir!

enjoy longer reason sons wedding woodbury

↓

Well, I see no reason why we should keep Mr Woodbury any longer. Enjoy your son's wedding, sir!

enjoy longer reason sons wedding woodbury

↓

Well, I see no reason why we should keep Mr Woodbury any longer. Enjoy your son's wedding, sir!

enjoy longer reason sons wedding woodbury

↓

Cherish the moments. -Thank you so much, Doctor...?

cherish doctor moments

↓

Cherish the moments. -Thank you so much, Doctor...?

cherish doctor moments

↓

-Kelso. Bob Kelso.

kelso

↓

'Bye, Bob. Glad I could help.

glad

↓

'Bye, Bob. Glad I could help.

glad

↓

'Of course sometimes the new light -opens your eyes to something you knew all along.'

along course course-sometimes eyes light opens sometimes

↓

'Of course sometimes the new light -opens your eyes to something you knew all along.'

along course course-sometimes eyes light opens sometimes

↓

-Just feels like every day keeps getting worse.

feels keeps worse

↓

-Just feels like every day keeps getting worse.

feels keeps worse

↓

What's all this? -Nothing. I just felt like taking care of you.

care

↓

What's all this? -Nothing. I just felt like taking care of you.

care

↓

-This is so nice...!

↓

-This is so nice...!

↓

'It's nice because it's the start -of something.'

start

↓

'It's nice because it's the start -of something.'

start

↓

-I... I can't do this. -OK,

↓

-I... I can't do this. -OK,

↓

let's tongue, let's tongue. -No, this.

tongue

↓

You know - sex buddies.

buddies

↓

You know - sex buddies.

buddies

↓

(DEFLATED TRUMPETS)

↓

(DEFLATED TRUMPETS)

↓

-Dr Cox and I were talking. I'm so scattered right now,

scattered

↓

-Dr Cox and I were talking. I'm so scattered right now,

scattered

↓

I just... I just can't seem to grab a toe-hold, y'know?

grab yknow

↓

I just... I just can't seem to grab a toe-hold, y'know?

grab yknow

↓

And... I know myself and if I keep doing this I won't be able to separate the sex

able separate

↓

And... I know myself and if I keep doing this I won't be able to separate the sex

able separate

↓

And... I know myself and if I keep doing this I won't be able to separate the sex

able separate

↓

from my feelings and we'll end up a couple again. Neither of us wants that, right?

couple feelings wants

↓

from my feelings and we'll end up a couple again. Neither of us wants that, right?

couple feelings wants

↓

I mean, I know I don't. -Me neither.

↓

I mean, I know I don't. -Me neither.

↓

-So... what do we do?

↓

-So... what do we do?

↓

# Tell her

↓

# Not to go

↓

# Not to go

↓

-It's no big deal, you get your stuff out of my room, crash on the couch.

couch crash deal room stuff

↓

-It's no big deal, you get your stuff out of my room, crash on the couch.

couch crash deal room stuff

↓

'K.

↓

# Tell her something in my mind

mind

↓

# Tell her something in my mind

mind

↓

# Freezes up from time to time

freezes

↓

# Freezes up from time to time

freezes

↓

# Tell her nothing if not this

↓

# Tell her nothing if not this

↓

# All I want to do is kiss her

kiss

↓

# All I want to do is kiss her

kiss

↓

# Tell her not to go

↓

# Tell her not to go

↓

# Tell her something in my mind Freezes up from time to time #

freezes mind

↓

# Tell her something in my mind Freezes up from time to time #

freezes mind

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