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Season 2, Episode 10 — My Monster
Hey. How are you doing?
#1
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-I know we put on a hell of a show but put some shades on or something! -Don't make a big deal out of this.
#2
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-I know we put on a hell of a show but put some shades on or something! -Don't make a big deal out of this.
#3
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-I know we put on a hell of a show but put some shades on or something! -Don't make a big deal out of this.
#4
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-When was the last time you got laid? 'Take the spotlight off yourself.'
#5
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-When was the last time you got laid? 'Take the spotlight off yourself.'
#6
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Once on a redeye flight Turk groped a transsexual.
#7
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Once on a redeye flight Turk groped a transsexual.
#8
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-Baby, it was dark and he/she had a body that was rocking.
#9
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-Baby, it was dark and he/she had a body that was rocking.
#10
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'Mission accomplished.' -We're talking about you right now.
#11
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'Mission accomplished.' -We're talking about you right now.
#12
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-OK! I'm in a bit of a dry spell. I've no idea what to do with myself.
#13
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-OK! I'm in a bit of a dry spell. I've no idea what to do with myself.
#14
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-Give Rowdy a bath. He smells a little ripe.
#15
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-Give Rowdy a bath. He smells a little ripe.
#16
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-Please! I'm a young single player. I should be able to stir something up.
#17
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-Please! I'm a young single player. I should be able to stir something up.
#18
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How do you get so dirty? (WATER GURGLES)
#19
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How do you get so dirty? (WATER GURGLES)
#20
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-Rowdy!
#21
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-Rowdy!
#22
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'I am not the only one in a rut.'
#23
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-My life sucks. -Least you're pretty. -Well, pretty don't pay the rent.
#24
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-My life sucks. -Least you're pretty. -Well, pretty don't pay the rent.
#25
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-It does for my sister. -She's a prostitute?
#26
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-It does for my sister. -She's a prostitute?
#27
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-She's a model. Elliot, we talked about thinking before we speak.
#28
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-She's a model. Elliot, we talked about thinking before we speak.
#29
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-I'm frazzled. I stopped taking Dad's money, so I can't pay the bills. I have no apartment
#30
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-I'm frazzled. I stopped taking Dad's money, so I can't pay the bills. I have no apartment
#31
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and thanks to this hospital I have not had time to look for a place!
#32
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and thanks to this hospital I have not had time to look for a place!
#33
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'Sometimes the hospital seems like a -hungry monster that feeds on lives.'
#34
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'Sometimes the hospital seems like a -hungry monster that feeds on lives.'
#35
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'Sometimes the hospital seems like a -hungry monster that feeds on lives.'
#36
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(GROWLS)
#37
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'It effects all of us.'
#38
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Morning, Dr Cox. -Ho-ho-ho. Denise?
#39
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Morning, Dr Cox. -Ho-ho-ho. Denise?
#40
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I know it's morning. If it was last night I'd still be with my pregnant ex-wife trying to calm her down,
#41
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I know it's morning. If it was last night I'd still be with my pregnant ex-wife trying to calm her down,
#42
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cos believe it or not, I somehow managed to forget to bring home the curly fries.
#43
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cos believe it or not, I somehow managed to forget to bring home the curly fries.
#44
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cos believe it or not, I somehow managed to forget to bring home the curly fries.
#45
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Do you see where I am going here? Yes? No? Maybe? Talk to her.
#46
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Do you see where I am going here? Yes? No? Maybe? Talk to her.
#47
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-The man has got troubles.
#48
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-The man has got troubles.
#49
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-You know, you're about one of the cutest doctors I have ever met.
#50
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-You know, you're about one of the cutest doctors I have ever met.
#51
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Give me a kiss.
#52
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-Ha. Well, put it on your pocket and save it for later.
#53
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-Ha. Well, put it on your pocket and save it for later.
#54
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-Ha. Well, put it on your pocket and save it for later.
#55
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'The monster kills everything that's beautiful. Everything.'
#56
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'The monster kills everything that's beautiful. Everything.'
#57
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'Except Lisa the gift-shop girl.' (HEAVENLY MUSIC)
#58
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'Except Lisa the gift-shop girl.' (HEAVENLY MUSIC)
#59
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-Hey, boys. When we get upstairs it's the trauma ward, not the drama ward.
#60
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-Hey, boys. When we get upstairs it's the trauma ward, not the drama ward.
#61
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Smiles, everyone.
#62
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Smiles, everyone.
#63
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'Whatever. -Dry spell, prepare to be moistened.'
#64
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'Whatever. -Dry spell, prepare to be moistened.'
#65
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Hey, Lisa. How are you doing? -JD, I can't give you free gum.
#66
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Hey, Lisa. How are you doing? -JD, I can't give you free gum.
#67
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-No, I was thinking you're probably one of those girls that's so pretty no-one has the courage to ask out.
#68
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-No, I was thinking you're probably one of those girls that's so pretty no-one has the courage to ask out.
#69
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-No, I get asked out all the time. 'OK, momentary setback. Regroup.'
#70
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-No, I get asked out all the time. 'OK, momentary setback. Regroup.'
#71
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-No, I get asked out all the time. 'OK, momentary setback. Regroup.'
#72
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'Regroup!' Go out with me.
#73
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It's the right thing to do. -Sure. Why not.
#74
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It's the right thing to do. -Sure. Why not.
#75
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# Hallelujah
#76
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# Hallelujah #
#77
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# Hallelujah #
#78
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-Very funny, you dumb choir-punks! Santa is a drunk! Where were we?
#79
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-Very funny, you dumb choir-punks! Santa is a drunk! Where were we?
#80
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-So, what did you have in mind?
#81
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-I can think of a couple of things.
#82
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-I can think of a couple of things.
#83
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-How does he get so dirty?
#84
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-How does he get so dirty?
#85
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-Who the hell cares?!
#86
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# I can't do this all on my own
#87
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# No, I know I am no superman
#88
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# No, I know I am no superman
#89
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# I am no superman #
#90
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# I am no superman #
#91
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-I'll see you tonight. -OK. Bye.
#92
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-I'll see you tonight. -OK. Bye.
#93
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-Nice to meet you, Turk. -It was a pleasure meeting you. Yo!
#94
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-Nice to meet you, Turk. -It was a pleasure meeting you. Yo!
#95
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Yeah, gift-shop girl. Player.
#96
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Yeah, gift-shop girl. Player.
#97
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-Hold me down. Y'know what I'm saying?
#98
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-Hold me down. Y'know what I'm saying?
#99
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-I want you to turn gift-shop girl into gift-shop woman.
#100
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-I want you to turn gift-shop girl into gift-shop woman.
#101
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-I swear on all the gifts in her shop, I will make you proud. -That's my dog.
#102
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-I swear on all the gifts in her shop, I will make you proud. -That's my dog.
#103
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That's my dog!
#104
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That's my dog!
#105
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-Come to, Papa. (CLEARS THROAT)
#106
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-Come to, Papa. (CLEARS THROAT)
#107
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-The coil didn't complete its revolution. My, er, candy is just hanging there instead of dropping.
#108
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-The coil didn't complete its revolution. My, er, candy is just hanging there instead of dropping.
#109
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-OK. Whatever.
#110
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-OK. Whatever.
#111
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If you're hungry, man, I can loan you a buck. -A buck?
#112
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If you're hungry, man, I can loan you a buck. -A buck?
#113
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What a kind offer from the charitable Dr Moneybags(!)
#114
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What a kind offer from the charitable Dr Moneybags(!)
#115
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-You can either be a jerk as usual or accept this gracious offer
#116
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-You can either be a jerk as usual or accept this gracious offer
#117
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and get some caramel dripped in nougat. Your choice, Jump Suit.
#118
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and get some caramel dripped in nougat. Your choice, Jump Suit.
#119
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-Jordan, I have to tell you, despite how crazy hormonal you are,
#120
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-Jordan, I have to tell you, despite how crazy hormonal you are,
#121
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there is something about a pregnant woman that's almost spiritual.
#122
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there is something about a pregnant woman that's almost spiritual.
#123
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You have never looked so beautiful.
#124
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-It's the giant boobs, isn't it? -Have you seen them lately? -Yes.
#125
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-It's the giant boobs, isn't it? -Have you seen them lately? -Yes.
#126
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(I have seen bigger.)
#127
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(I have seen bigger.)
#128
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No, not you!
#129
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No, not you!
#130
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Although, kudos. -Mm-hmm.
#131
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Although, kudos. -Mm-hmm.
#132
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You know what I hate? -So many things.
#133
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-I stay at yours and even though I feel like crap in the morning
#134
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-I stay at yours and even though I feel like crap in the morning
#135
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I have to drive to my apartment to get ready and the drive all the way back here.
#136
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I have to drive to my apartment to get ready and the drive all the way back here.
#137
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I have to drive to my apartment to get ready and the drive all the way back here.
#138
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-Why don't you just leave your boobs and some other stuff at my place?
#139
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-Why don't you just leave your boobs and some other stuff at my place?
#140
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-Really? -If it saves you the hassle. Bring it on.
#141
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-Really? -If it saves you the hassle. Bring it on.
#142
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-Great. See you tonight.
#143
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-She has developed a postoperative infection at her thyroidectomy site.
#144
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-She has developed a postoperative infection at her thyroidectomy site.
#145
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-Ow!
#146
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-When a patient has an infection I make it policy not to push on it.
#147
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-When a patient has an infection I make it policy not to push on it.
#148
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Just start ancef 1g. Oh, my God! Did I ask my ex-wife to move in?
#149
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Just start ancef 1g. Oh, my God! Did I ask my ex-wife to move in?
#150
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Just start ancef 1g. Oh, my God! Did I ask my ex-wife to move in?
#151
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-Uh-huh. What? You don't own that.
#152
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-Turk? Come help me wrap presents.
#153
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-Turk? Come help me wrap presents.
#154
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-Do you realise how long it has been since we have had an afternoon off just the two of us?
#155
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-Do you realise how long it has been since we have had an afternoon off just the two of us?
#156
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-Yeah.
#157
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-I am thinking I should give you a sensual massage. Rub your feet.
#158
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-I am thinking I should give you a sensual massage. Rub your feet.
#159
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And maybe, if you're interested, sex you up and whatnot.
#160
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And maybe, if you're interested, sex you up and whatnot.
#161
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-Come here. -I'll get the TV. -No.
#162
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-Come here. -I'll get the TV. -No.
#163
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Leave it on. I know how much you like the Jeffersons.
#164
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Leave it on. I know how much you like the Jeffersons.
#165
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-Baby, you're a gift from God. (GIGGLES)
#166
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-Baby, you're a gift from God. (GIGGLES)
#167
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-Here comes Daddy! Rah!
#168
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(GIGGLES) I am gonna rock your world!
#169
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(GIGGLES) I am gonna rock your world!
#170
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# Moving on up
#171
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# Moving on up
#172
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# To the Eastside
#173
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# To the Eastside
#174
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# We have finally got a piece of the pie-e-e #
#175
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# We have finally got a piece of the pie-e-e #
#176
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-Turk? The show is starting.
#177
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-Turk? The show is starting.
#178
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-I put all those flyers up and nobody wants me to live with them.
#179
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-I put all those flyers up and nobody wants me to live with them.
#180
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-I put all those flyers up and nobody wants me to live with them.
#181
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-I'm sure you'll find a roommate who's a clean non-smoking vegetarian that rinses the shower after each usage.
#182
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-I'm sure you'll find a roommate who's a clean non-smoking vegetarian that rinses the shower after each usage.
#183
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-If you don't it gets mildewy. -Live with my friend, Anal McLoony.
#184
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-If you don't it gets mildewy. -Live with my friend, Anal McLoony.
#185
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-I am so screwed. I had to move out. My stuff is outside in a truck.
#186
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-I am so screwed. I had to move out. My stuff is outside in a truck.
#187
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-I am so screwed. I had to move out. My stuff is outside in a truck.
#188
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-Crash with me and Turk. -I am so tired of everyone always thinking I need to be rescued.
#189
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-Crash with me and Turk. -I am so tired of everyone always thinking I need to be rescued.
#190
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OK, JD? -Fine.
#191
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OK, JD? -Fine.
#192
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-Can anyone tell me the bacterial aetiology of toxic shock syndrome?
#193
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-Can anyone tell me the bacterial aetiology of toxic shock syndrome?
#194
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Sorry. With so many doctors standing around I assumed it was rounds.
#195
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Sorry. With so many doctors standing around I assumed it was rounds.
#196
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But you were looking at the wall, so that means it is an art exhibit.
#197
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But you were looking at the wall, so that means it is an art exhibit.
#198
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When does the gay gentleman come round with the tray of champagne?
#199
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When does the gay gentleman come round with the tray of champagne?
#200
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-My father cut me off.
#201
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-It isn't bring-your-problems-to-work day. This is just work day.
#202
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-It isn't bring-your-problems-to-work day. This is just work day.
#203
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-It isn't bring-your-problems-to-work day. This is just work day.
#204
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-But, sir, only one person took a phone number!
#205
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-But, sir, only one person took a phone number!
#206
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-Someone is getting a late-night drunk call from the Todd.-Lucky girl. -Yeah.
#207
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-Someone is getting a late-night drunk call from the Todd.-Lucky girl. -Yeah.
#208
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-Someone is getting a late-night drunk call from the Todd.-Lucky girl. -Yeah.
#209
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-The surgeon is going to come by and do your lymph node dissection.
#210
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-The surgeon is going to come by and do your lymph node dissection.
#211
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A handsome young man, so don't forget about me. I'm serious, naughty girl.
#212
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A handsome young man, so don't forget about me. I'm serious, naughty girl.
#213
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-Sure, Jordan, you can take over the master bathroom.
#214
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-Sure, Jordan, you can take over the master bathroom.
#215
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Do me a favour, leave my sleeping pills out in case when I get home I want to take 300 of them. OK. Bye.
#216
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Do me a favour, leave my sleeping pills out in case when I get home I want to take 300 of them. OK. Bye.
#217
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Do me a favour, leave my sleeping pills out in case when I get home I want to take 300 of them. OK. Bye.
#218
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-I can't stop obsessing about a date. What do you think I should do?
#219
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-I can't stop obsessing about a date. What do you think I should do?
#220
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-You should thank your lucky stars that you finally found a girl who is into same-sex relationships.
#221
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-You should thank your lucky stars that you finally found a girl who is into same-sex relationships.
#222
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-You know, Perry - -Perry? -Yeah, I am trying it out.
#223
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-You know, Perry - -Perry? -Yeah, I am trying it out.
#224
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I find that with the ladies if you're clear with your intentions
#225
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I find that with the ladies if you're clear with your intentions
#226
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right off the baton they fall into place. AQ? -What? -AQ?
#227
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right off the baton they fall into place. AQ? -What? -AQ?
#228
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A hip expression. "Any questions?"
#229
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A hip expression. "Any questions?"
#230
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-Don't think I am impressed cos you managed to score a sympathy date
#231
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-Don't think I am impressed cos you managed to score a sympathy date
#232
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with whatever homely-looking chick is managing the gift shop nowadays.
#233
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with whatever homely-looking chick is managing the gift shop nowadays.
#234
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-JD, are you ready to go? -The word you're looking for is wow.
#235
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-JD, are you ready to go? -The word you're looking for is wow.
#236
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And the words I am looking for are "in your face". Yeah, I am ready. Let's get going.
#237
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And the words I am looking for are "in your face". Yeah, I am ready. Let's get going.
#238
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And the words I am looking for are "in your face". Yeah, I am ready. Let's get going.
#239
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PO. Peace out. (PHONE RINGS)
#240
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-Jordan, if you're feeling like crap then I'll... come straight home.
#241
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-Jordan, if you're feeling like crap then I'll... come straight home.
#242
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Of course with the food.
#243
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No, I don't necessarily know if there's anything bigger than a supersize, but I'll ask the guy.
#244
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No, I don't necessarily know if there's anything bigger than a supersize, but I'll ask the guy.
#245
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No, I don't necessarily know if there's anything bigger than a supersize, but I'll ask the guy.
#246
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Oh, my God!
#247
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-Oh, hell yeah!
#248
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-Oh, hell yeah!
#249
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Did I fall asleep? -Yes.
#250
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Did I fall asleep? -Yes.
#251
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-Before or after I rocked your world?
#252
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-Before or after I rocked your world?
#253
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(CHANTS) He's a good man.
#254
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-Baby, I get nervous when you start chanting.
#255
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-Baby, I get nervous when you start chanting.
#256
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-Turk, what happened to all my stuff?
#257
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-Turk, what happened to all my stuff?
#258
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The massage? The bath? The feet? I let you watch the Jeffersons! -I was just exhausted from work.
#259
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The massage? The bath? The feet? I let you watch the Jeffersons! -I was just exhausted from work.
#260
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-You were when you were an intern but you always made time for romance.
#261
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-You were when you were an intern but you always made time for romance.
#262
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-You were when you were an intern but you always made time for romance.
#263
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-That's cos I was trying to get into your delicates. -Oh, my God!
#264
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-That's cos I was trying to get into your delicates. -Oh, my God!
#265
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Dr Reid? What are you doing in here?
#266
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Dr Reid? What are you doing in here?
#267
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-Erm... Sir. Hi, Dr Kelso.
#268
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-Erm... Sir. Hi, Dr Kelso.
#269
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I was just, er... I was on call.
#270
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I was just, er... I was on call.
#271
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-I have the call sheet right here and your name doesn't seem to be on it.
#272
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-I have the call sheet right here and your name doesn't seem to be on it.
#273
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But what do I know? I am just a kindly old man who doesn't know the difference between a doctor on call
#274
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But what do I know? I am just a kindly old man who doesn't know the difference between a doctor on call
#275
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and one who maybe just needs a warm bed for the night.
#276
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and one who maybe just needs a warm bed for the night.
#277
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and one who maybe just needs a warm bed for the night.
#278
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-I have been so swamped with work I couldn't even make time to find a new place. -I understand.
#279
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-I have been so swamped with work I couldn't even make time to find a new place. -I understand.
#280
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Life is hard.
#281
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Life is hard.
#282
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But if you want a bed in my hospital
#283
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But if you want a bed in my hospital
#284
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you had better have a damn rent cheque
#285
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or a massive coronary in the next five seconds.
#286
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or a massive coronary in the next five seconds.
#287
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And believe me, missy, either one is fine with me.
#288
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And believe me, missy, either one is fine with me.
#289
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-Thank you, sir. -No problem.
#290
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-Thank you, sir. -No problem.
#291
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-I had a really good time tonight.
#292
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-I had a really good time tonight.
#293
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-I was nervous when you spent five minutes talking through a napkin.
#294
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-I was nervous when you spent five minutes talking through a napkin.
#295
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-That wasn't me, that was Nappy, the ice-breaking puppet. He earned his money tonight.
#296
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-That wasn't me, that was Nappy, the ice-breaking puppet. He earned his money tonight.
#297
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-You think you're in, huh? -Come on, I am so in.
#298
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-You think you're in, huh? -Come on, I am so in.
#299
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-You can't be sure. -I feel pretty good about it.
#300
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-You can't be sure. -I feel pretty good about it.
#301
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You want me. -I don't.
#302
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You want me. -I don't.
#303
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-I am a doctor. All the symptoms are there. You do.
#304
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-Just kiss me.
#305
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-Just kiss me.
#306
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-Whoa. You know, I thought I had to sneeze but it was a false alarm.
#307
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-Whoa. You know, I thought I had to sneeze but it was a false alarm.
#308
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Let's do this.
#309
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Let's do this.
#310
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-OK.
#311
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-You know what it is? It's like a tickling. I got this weird like...
#312
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-You know what it is? It's like a tickling. I got this weird like...
#313
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-Nappy, stop fooling around and give me a kiss.
#314
⇓
-Nappy, stop fooling around and give me a kiss.
#315
⇓
'You never know -how the monster is gonna attack.'
#316
⇓
'You never know -how the monster is gonna attack.'
#317
⇓
'Sometimes you're so tired of taking care of people at work you can't bear to take care of someone at home.'
#318
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'Sometimes you're so tired of taking care of people at work you can't bear to take care of someone at home.'
#319
⇓
'Sometimes you're so tired of taking care of people at work you can't bear to take care of someone at home.'
#320
⇓
(PHONE RINGS)
#321
⇓
(PHONE RINGS)
#322
⇓
-Alright. We need to talk about this. (BLEEPER)
#323
⇓
-Alright. We need to talk about this. (BLEEPER)
#324
⇓
'Sometimes it pulls you away at the absolute worst time.'
#325
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'Sometimes it pulls you away at the absolute worst time.'
#326
⇓
-Baby, I am sorry.
#327
⇓
-Baby, I am sorry.
#328
⇓
'Sometimes it even takes the roof -over your head.'
#329
⇓
'And sometimes the monster takes something you never thought you could lose.'
#330
⇓
'And sometimes the monster takes something you never thought you could lose.'
#331
⇓
'And sometimes the monster takes something you never thought you could lose.'
#332
⇓
'Like your mojo.'
#333
⇓
-Is that a roll of quarters or you having a good time?
#334
⇓
-Is that a roll of quarters or you having a good time?
#335
⇓
-Actually, it is a roll of quarters. Laundry day.
#336
⇓
-Actually, it is a roll of quarters. Laundry day.
#337
⇓
-Oh.
#338
⇓
-Oh.
#339
⇓
-See ya.
#340
⇓
-See ya.
#341
⇓
(GROWLING)
#342
⇓
'So, Little JD isn't rising -to the occasion.'
#343
⇓
'So, Little JD isn't rising -to the occasion.'
#344
⇓
'But it is not a big deal. Nobody knows about this but me.'
#345
⇓
'But it is not a big deal. Nobody knows about this but me.'
#346
⇓
-Hey. What's up? -Everything. Everything is up. -Rise and shine.
#347
⇓
-Hey. What's up? -Everything. Everything is up. -Rise and shine.
#348
⇓
'What? Did someone send out a flyer?' -Hey, JD. How's your penis?
#349
⇓
'What? Did someone send out a flyer?' -Hey, JD. How's your penis?
#350
⇓
'Calm down. He says it to everyone.'
#351
⇓
'Calm down. He says it to everyone.'
#352
⇓
-How's your penis? 'You're freaking -out. Keep your head down and move.'
#353
⇓
-How's your penis? 'You're freaking -out. Keep your head down and move.'
#354
⇓
-Huh.
#355
⇓
-Huh.
#356
⇓
I get it. I haven't paid you back so you won't even look at me? -No.
#357
⇓
I get it. I haven't paid you back so you won't even look at me? -No.
#358
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-It has been one day, you greedy little bastard.
#359
⇓
-It has been one day, you greedy little bastard.
#360
⇓
'See what you did!'
#361
⇓
(TANNOY) Dr Reid, -your truck is double parked.
#362
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(TANNOY) Dr Reid, -your truck is double parked.
#363
⇓
'Luckily for me I had a friend -I could talk to about anything.'
#364
⇓
'Luckily for me I had a friend -I could talk to about anything.'
#365
⇓
'Luckily for me I had a friend -I could talk to about anything.'
#366
⇓
Hey, Turk. Do you ever have any trouble getting your manhood going?
#367
⇓
Hey, Turk. Do you ever have any trouble getting your manhood going?
#368
⇓
-Hell no! -Me, neither, dog.
#369
⇓
'Apparently I am the only one here with women problems.'
#370
⇓
'Apparently I am the only one here with women problems.'
#371
⇓
-Listen, Perry, I am not really looking to make a permanent move
#372
⇓
-Listen, Perry, I am not really looking to make a permanent move
#373
⇓
to your bachelor cave. You made a kind gesture
#374
⇓
to your bachelor cave. You made a kind gesture
#375
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and I made the mistake of thinking you could actually follow through with it. Do you get it?
#376
⇓
and I made the mistake of thinking you could actually follow through with it. Do you get it?
#377
⇓
-You don't get, do you? We have only been together for a year and a half!
#378
⇓
-You don't get, do you? We have only been together for a year and a half!
#379
⇓
The romance can't be gone yet! Does this make any sense to you?
#380
⇓
The romance can't be gone yet! Does this make any sense to you?
#381
⇓
-It doesn't to me. One minute we're clicking, the next you're running for your life. What's going on?
#382
⇓
-It doesn't to me. One minute we're clicking, the next you're running for your life. What's going on?
#383
⇓
-It doesn't to me. One minute we're clicking, the next you're running for your life. What's going on?
#384
⇓
'In a crunch time most guys are -smart enough to say the right thing.'
#385
⇓
'In a crunch time most guys are -smart enough to say the right thing.'
#386
⇓
-Baby, you have got to chill.
#387
⇓
-Baby, you have got to chill.
#388
⇓
-I am sorry. Crazy person says what? -What?! -Attagirl.
#389
⇓
-I am sorry. Crazy person says what? -What?! -Attagirl.
#390
⇓
-I am sorry. Crazy person says what? -What?! -Attagirl.
#391
⇓
'But sometimes the worst thing -a guy can say is nothing at all.'
#392
⇓
'But sometimes the worst thing -a guy can say is nothing at all.'
#393
⇓
-You know what? Forget it?
#394
⇓
-You know what? Forget it?
#395
⇓
-Dr Reid?
#396
⇓
-Dr Reid?
#397
⇓
I have no reading material for my daily post-lunch. Let's just call it reading session.
#398
⇓
I have no reading material for my daily post-lunch. Let's just call it reading session.
#399
⇓
I need your research proposal. Or Vanity Fair, if you have one.
#400
⇓
I need your research proposal. Or Vanity Fair, if you have one.
#401
⇓
-If I could get more time on that -
#402
⇓
-If I could get more time on that -
#403
⇓
-I am sorry, sweetheart. I am fresh out of special treatment today.
#404
⇓
-I am sorry, sweetheart. I am fresh out of special treatment today.
#405
⇓
I used it all trying not to stare at that albino doctor in radiology.
#406
⇓
I used it all trying not to stare at that albino doctor in radiology.
#407
⇓
Don't let him get to you. Keep saying positive things to yourself.
#408
⇓
Don't let him get to you. Keep saying positive things to yourself.
#409
⇓
-It's too much. I am just one person. -Attagirl.
#410
⇓
-It's too much. I am just one person. -Attagirl.
#411
⇓
-Sometimes I get so jealous of Turk. We're residents and we're so swamped and he just never seems to show it.
#412
⇓
-Sometimes I get so jealous of Turk. We're residents and we're so swamped and he just never seems to show it.
#413
⇓
That's cos he has got you to pick up the slack when he hasn't the energy.
#414
⇓
That's cos he has got you to pick up the slack when he hasn't the energy.
#415
⇓
-Yeah. You would think so.
#416
⇓
-Yeah. You would think so.
#417
⇓
(PHONE RINGS) Aren't you going to get that?
#418
⇓
(PHONE RINGS) Aren't you going to get that?
#419
⇓
-No, it's Todd. He's calling to ask if I want to move into his pants.
#420
⇓
-No, it's Todd. He's calling to ask if I want to move into his pants.
#421
⇓
'You never expect a cliche to be -an actual conversation starter.'
#422
⇓
'You never expect a cliche to be -an actual conversation starter.'
#423
⇓
-Women, huh? -Tell me about it.
#424
⇓
-Women, huh? -Tell me about it.
#425
⇓
-It's like they're from another planet. -OK.
#426
⇓
-It's like they're from another planet. -OK.
#427
⇓
I'm gonna engage you in conversation and you speak of it to no-one. OK?
#428
⇓
I'm gonna engage you in conversation and you speak of it to no-one. OK?
#429
⇓
-OK.
#430
⇓
-I am starting to go back in my head over all my old relationships.
#431
⇓
-I am starting to go back in my head over all my old relationships.
#432
⇓
But it's not like I am going to sit here and count up all the women I have ever slept with. -12.
#433
⇓
But it's not like I am going to sit here and count up all the women I have ever slept with. -12.
#434
⇓
-9. -18. But not one of them ever really understood me.
#435
⇓
-9. -18. But not one of them ever really understood me.
#436
⇓
-I am feeling you. I'm a bit stressed and I thought the one person that'd understand that would be Carla.
#437
⇓
-I am feeling you. I'm a bit stressed and I thought the one person that'd understand that would be Carla.
#438
⇓
-The weird thing is that I'm trying this time.
#439
⇓
-I wonder if I am what she wants.
#440
⇓
-I wonder if I am what she wants.
#441
⇓
-I just wonder if I will ever be able to make it work out with anyone.
#442
⇓
-I just wonder if I will ever be able to make it work out with anyone.
#443
⇓
-My peep's on the fritz. -Dude!
#444
⇓
-My peep's on the fritz. -Dude!
#445
⇓
(BOTH LAUGH)
#446
⇓
(BOTH LAUGH)
#447
⇓
No, I am talking about you guys. You guys are like my peeps, my dogs,
#448
⇓
No, I am talking about you guys. You guys are like my peeps, my dogs,
#449
⇓
and you are on the fritz. That's where fritz came from.
#450
⇓
and you are on the fritz. That's where fritz came from.
#451
⇓
-God love you. (WHISTLES)
#452
⇓
-God love you. (WHISTLES)
#453
⇓
-Thank you for giving me some perspective.
#454
⇓
(SLURPS) Ah.
#455
⇓
(SLURPS) Ah.
#456
⇓
There's your stupid dollar.
#457
⇓
There's your stupid dollar.
#458
⇓
And by the way, your new nickname is Peepee La Fritz. Enjoy.
#459
⇓
And by the way, your new nickname is Peepee La Fritz. Enjoy.
#460
⇓
(SPITS)
#461
⇓
(SPITS)
#462
⇓
Hey.
#463
⇓
-Is this where you're sleeping? -Yeah. So? It's cosy.
#464
⇓
-Is this where you're sleeping? -Yeah. So? It's cosy.
#465
⇓
Hospital adjacent.
#466
⇓
Hospital adjacent.
#467
⇓
-Elliot, come on. This is crazy.
#468
⇓
-Elliot, come on. This is crazy.
#469
⇓
You're living out of a van like a hobo or Jewel.
#470
⇓
You're living out of a van like a hobo or Jewel.
#471
⇓
-Her poetry changed my life.
#472
⇓
-You wanna show everyone you can stand on your own two feet but you don't have to prove anything to me.
#473
⇓
-You wanna show everyone you can stand on your own two feet but you don't have to prove anything to me.
#474
⇓
-You wanna show everyone you can stand on your own two feet but you don't have to prove anything to me.
#475
⇓
Come and stay with me and Turk.
#476
⇓
Come and stay with me and Turk.
#477
⇓
-What did you page me to the roof for?
#478
⇓
-What did you page me to the roof for?
#479
⇓
-I was thinking that you work so hard and that if I want surprise
#480
⇓
-I was thinking that you work so hard and that if I want surprise
#481
⇓
and romance that maybe it is my turn to be the one that brings it.
#482
⇓
and romance that maybe it is my turn to be the one that brings it.
#483
⇓
and romance that maybe it is my turn to be the one that brings it.
#484
⇓
So, I brought us
#485
⇓
So, I brought us
#486
⇓
a couple of salads. -That's great.
#487
⇓
-A box of 36 hot wings. -That's what I am talking about.
#488
⇓
-A box of 36 hot wings. -That's what I am talking about.
#489
⇓
-And some blue cheese dressing. -I LOVE THIS WOMAN!
#490
⇓
-And some blue cheese dressing. -I LOVE THIS WOMAN!
#491
⇓
'I guess in the end the monster -is always gonna be there.'
#492
⇓
'I guess in the end the monster -is always gonna be there.'
#493
⇓
'The trick is to not let it beat you.'
#494
⇓
'The trick is to not let it beat you.'
#495
⇓
-Curly fries?
#496
⇓
-Curly fries?
#497
⇓
-Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
#498
⇓
'And sometimes that means -letting a friend help you out.'
#499
⇓
'And sometimes that means -letting a friend help you out.'
#500
⇓
'And sometimes that means -letting a friend help you out.'
#501
⇓
-Thanks again, JD. -No sweat.
#502
⇓
Well, have a good night. -You, too.
#503
⇓
Well, have a good night. -You, too.
#504
⇓
'As for me, I just have to hope that -my problem will work itself out.'
#505
⇓
'As for me, I just have to hope that -my problem will work itself out.'
#506
⇓
# What's up with my heart -when it skips a beat?
#507
⇓
# What's up with my heart -when it skips a beat?
#508
⇓
# Skips a beat
#509
⇓
# Can't feel no pavement -right under my feet
#510
⇓
# Can't feel no pavement -right under my feet
#511
⇓
# Under my feet
#512
⇓
# Up in my lonely room # My room
#513
⇓
# Up in my lonely room # My room
#514
⇓
# When I am dreaming of you
#515
⇓
# Oh, what can I do?
#516
⇓
# Oh, what can I do?
#517
⇓
# I still need you but I don't want you now
#518
⇓
# I still need you but I don't want you now
#519
⇓
(INSTRUMENTAL)
#520
⇓
(INSTRUMENTAL)
#521
⇓
# When I'm down -and my hands are tied
#522
⇓
# When I'm down -and my hands are tied
#523
⇓
# Hands are tied
#524
⇓
# Hands are tied
#525
⇓
# I cannot reach a pen -for me to draw the line
#526
⇓
# Draw the line
#527
⇓
# Draw the line
#528
⇓
# From this pain -I just can't disguise
#529
⇓
# Can't disguise
#530
⇓
# Can't disguise
#531
⇓
# It's gonna hurt -but I'll have to say goodbye
#532
⇓
# It's gonna hurt -but I'll have to say goodbye
#533
⇓
# Say goodbye
#534
⇓
# Up in my lonely room # My room
#535
⇓
# Up in my lonely room # My room
#536
⇓
# When I'm dreaming of you
#537
⇓
# Oh, what can I do?
#538
⇓
# Oh, what can I do?
#539
⇓
# I still need you but I don't want you now
#540
⇓
# I still need you but I don't want you now
#541
⇓
(INSTRUMENTAL)
#542
⇓
(INSTRUMENTAL)
#543
⇓
# Oh, yeah...
#544
⇓
# Oh, yeah...
#545
⇓
-Merry Christmas.
#546
⇓
-This is exactly what I wanted.
#547
⇓
-This is exactly what I wanted.
#548
⇓
# Up in my lonely room # My room
#549
⇓
# Up in my lonely room # My room
#550
⇓
# When I'm dreaming of you
#551
⇓
# Oh, what can I do?
#552
⇓
# Oh, what can I do?
#553
⇓
# I still need you but I don't want you now #
#554
⇓
# I still need you but I don't want you now #
#555
⇓
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#556
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