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Season 2, Episode 9 — My Lucky Day

Oh, thank God! We were looking all over for you.

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Oh, thank God! We were looking all over for you.

#2

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Rowdy, bad. I don't know why he always goes to your door.

#3

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Rowdy, bad. I don't know why he always goes to your door.

#4

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- Do you have a stuffed cat? - Nothing?

#5

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- Do you have a stuffed cat? - Nothing?

#6

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Nah. That's 14 times we've done it to him, and not one laugh.

#7

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Nah. That's 14 times we've done it to him, and not one laugh.

#8

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Mark it up.

#9

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Let's get going to Elliot's.

#10

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Let's get going to Elliot's.

#11

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Elliot's dad cut her off financially.

#12

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Elliot's dad cut her off financially.

#13

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Luckily, she's got friends to rally around her.

#14

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- You got any food? - How're you holding up, hon?

#15

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- You got any food? - How're you holding up, hon?

#16

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OK.

#17

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Yo! Talk about a deluxe apartment in the sky.

#18

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Yo! Talk about a deluxe apartment in the sky.

#19

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Elliot, it would really suck to lose this place.

#20

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Elliot, it would really suck to lose this place.

#21

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Then again, Elliot, this place is...

#22

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Is that a jacuzzi on your deck?

#23

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Is that a jacuzzi on your deck?

#24

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Lately, I just feel like I'm drowning, you know?

#25

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Lately, I just feel like I'm drowning, you know?

#26

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This pear is delicious.

#27

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This pear is delicious.

#28

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Need help packing?

#29

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As bad as things were for Elliot...

#30

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As bad as things were for Elliot...

#31

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Oh, God, that's good.

#32

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...they were going pretty well for me.

#33

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...they were going pretty well for me.

#34

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I guarantee you that's a simple case of cellulitis right there.

#35

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I guarantee you that's a simple case of cellulitis right there.

#36

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Actually, Dr Cox, I was watching TV last night,

#37

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Actually, Dr Cox, I was watching TV last night,

#38

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and they had this special on flesh-eating bacteria.

#39

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and they had this special on flesh-eating bacteria.

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Necrotizing fasciitis. Yes?

#41

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They called it flesh-eating bacteria

#42

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They called it flesh-eating bacteria

#43

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to sound more flashy, hook in all the idiots.

#44

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to sound more flashy, hook in all the idiots.

#45

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- Apparently it worked. - Anyhoo, point being,

#46

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they said it was easy to confuse cellulitis with Chompers.

#47

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they said it was easy to confuse cellulitis with Chompers.

#48

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Chompers was the animated, flesh-eating bacteria that narrated the special.

#49

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Chompers was the animated, flesh-eating bacteria that narrated the special.

#50

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Look, Britney, recently I made the potentially fatal mistake

#51

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Look, Britney, recently I made the potentially fatal mistake

#52

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of getting back together with my ex-wife who, angel that she is,

#53

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of getting back together with my ex-wife who, angel that she is,

#54

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is carrying the spawn of another man's seed.

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is carrying the spawn of another man's seed.

#56

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So forgive me if I sound irritable when I tell you

#57

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I don't care what piece of irrelevant drivel

#58

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I don't care what piece of irrelevant drivel

#59

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you picked off TV while you were snuggled up in your Holly Hobby PJs.

#60

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you picked off TV while you were snuggled up in your Holly Hobby PJs.

#61

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(THINKS) Come on, trust yourself.

#62

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(THINKS) Come on, trust yourself.

#63

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I think you're wrong.

#64

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Really?

#65

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Really?

#66

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- Well, I think you're... - Brilliant!

#67

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- Well, I think you're... - Brilliant!

#68

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Necrotizing fasciitis. That's a one-in-a-million diagnosis, son.

#69

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Necrotizing fasciitis. That's a one-in-a-million diagnosis, son.

#70

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- One-in-a-million. - It's nothing, sir.

#71

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Anyone could have made that call.

#72

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Anyone could have made that call.

#73

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And yet... they didn't.

#74

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The student becomes the teacher, eh, Perry?

#75

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The student becomes the teacher, eh, Perry?

#76

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- Warms my heart. - Thank you, sir.

#77

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- Warms my heart. - Thank you, sir.

#78

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I don't care about you, son! I'm trying to do something here.

#79

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I don't care about you, son! I'm trying to do something here.

#80

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Rats! He broke my rhythm.

#81

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Rats! He broke my rhythm.

#82

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This is just about the greatest moment of your life, huh, Newbie?

#83

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This is just about the greatest moment of your life, huh, Newbie?

#84

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Holy crap, it's David Copperfield.

#85

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Well, definitely top two.

#86

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What's that I see in your ear?

#87

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What's that I see in your ear?

#88

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Cool. A coin.

#89

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Cool. A coin.

#90

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- Do you want it? - Here, you take it.

#91

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- Do you want it? - Here, you take it.

#92

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Oh, magic!

#93

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Oh, magic!

#94

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- No, top three, top three. - Oh, God.

#95

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- No, top three, top three. - Oh, God.

#96

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# I can't do this all on my own

#97

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# No, I know

#98

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# No, I know

#99

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# I'm no Superman #

#100

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# I'm no Superman. #

#101

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By showing up Dr Cox,

#102

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By showing up Dr Cox,

#103

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I told the world I was no longer a child.

#104

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I was the man.

#105

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- Great diagnosis. - You!

#106

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- Great diagnosis. - You!

#107

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There's Mr Flesh-Eating Bacteria, huh?

#108

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Grr!

#109

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Doctor, could you sign these, please?

#110

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Doctor, could you sign these, please?

#111

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Sure.

#112

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"To my two biggest fans..."

#113

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"To my two biggest fans..."

#114

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Yeah, they're called "breasts."

#115

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Yeah, they're called "breasts."

#116

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I know. I'm a doctor.

#117

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Eunice, you never would have made that catch

#118

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Eunice, you never would have made that catch

#119

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if you weren't such a nerd,

#120

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sitting home alone on a Saturday night,

#121

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sitting home alone on a Saturday night,

#122

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watching some medical special on TV.

#123

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Firstly, in your face, because it was Friday night.

#124

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Secondly, I would have made the catch regardless.

#125

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Secondly, I would have made the catch regardless.

#126

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If you use your head and do some homework,

#127

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If you use your head and do some homework,

#128

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medicine is just basically science.

#129

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Please explain medicine to me,

#130

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because without you I don't know what to do.

#131

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because without you I don't know what to do.

#132

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Admitting it is the first step. Am I right, Ace?

#133

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Admitting it is the first step. Am I right, Ace?

#134

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You are correct, sir! (WHISTLES)

#135

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That's enough on that one. We've clearly exhausted it.

#136

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That's enough on that one. We've clearly exhausted it.

#137

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- Hey, stud. - Hello.

#138

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- Hey, stud. - Hello.

#139

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I hear wonder boy spanked your ass harder than I usually do.

#140

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I hear wonder boy spanked your ass harder than I usually do.

#141

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Such a lucky foetus! Not another damn word.

#142

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Such a lucky foetus! Not another damn word.

#143

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Yeah, I'll say whatever I want.

#144

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Hell, yeah.

#145

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Hell, yeah.

#146

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Yes, hello? Could we please get my hormonal,

#147

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Yes, hello? Could we please get my hormonal,

#148

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extremely annoying ex-wife's amnio underway?

#149

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I can't wait to write that down in the baby journal.

#150

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I can't wait to write that down in the baby journal.

#151

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- Could you be a bigger ass? - Could you have a bigger ass?

#152

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- Could you be a bigger ass? - Could you have a bigger ass?

#153

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(CLATTER) Ow!

#154

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(CLATTER) Ow!

#155

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Why does he keep going back to her?

#156

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Why do people keep marrying Larry King?

#157

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Why do people keep marrying Larry King?

#158

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- He looks like a frog. - Dr Cox and I go way back.

#159

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I just hate to see him setting himself up to get hurt.

#160

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I just hate to see him setting himself up to get hurt.

#161

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- I'm gonna talk to him. - Here we go.

#162

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- I'm gonna talk to him. - Here we go.

#163

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What? Where we go?

#164

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Sometimes you have a habit of telling other people

#165

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how to live their lives and maybe, possibly,

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how to live their lives and maybe, possibly,

#167

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sometimes people don't appreciate it, that's...

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sometimes people don't appreciate it, that's...

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- A little. - Please!

#170

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When do I ever get involved in people's personal business?

#171

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When do I ever get involved in people's personal business?

#172

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Elliot, listen to me. You have to sit down and make a budget.

#173

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Elliot, listen to me. You have to sit down and make a budget.

#174

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I called my mom today to see if she could convince my dad

#175

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I called my mom today to see if she could convince my dad

#176

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to send some cash, right? She says I should think of this

#177

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to send some cash, right? She says I should think of this

#178

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as an opportunity, then she hung up on me.

#179

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- Just like that? - I may have told her

#180

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- Just like that? - I may have told her

#181

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she spends more money dyeing her roots than I do on groceries.

#182

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she spends more money dyeing her roots than I do on groceries.

#183

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This thing is just as much her fault as it is my father's.

#184

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Neither one of them prepared me for this.

#185

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Neither one of them prepared me for this.

#186

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Elliot, my dad's an office supplies salesman, a bad one.

#187

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Elliot, my dad's an office supplies salesman, a bad one.

#188

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So things were a little different for me growing up.

#189

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So things were a little different for me growing up.

#190

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(BELL RINGS) See, this is a bicycle bell.

#191

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(BELL RINGS) See, this is a bicycle bell.

#192

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Now, you hold onto this,

#193

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because I'm gonna give you a different part every year.

#194

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because I'm gonna give you a different part every year.

#195

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Maybe after the party we can take it out for a spin.

#196

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Maybe after the party we can take it out for a spin.

#197

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- Great. - OK?

#198

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- Great. - OK?

#199

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Still waiting on that kickstand.

#200

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It's just hard for me because I've always had everything.

#201

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It's just hard for me because I've always had everything.

#202

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I got used to it. You guys never had to deal with that.

#203

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I got used to it. You guys never had to deal with that.

#204

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Yeah, we're lucky.

#205

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I think patients are like snowflakes. No two are alike.

#206

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We've got two new admissions, both male, both mid-40s,

#207

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We've got two new admissions, both male, both mid-40s,

#208

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both with thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura.

#209

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both with thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura.

#210

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I bet that snowflake thing is bogus, too.

#211

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I bet that snowflake thing is bogus, too.

#212

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I say we let Super Doc here take 'em.

#213

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Are you too busy eating sour grapes?

#214

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Are you too busy eating sour grapes?

#215

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Oh, look who peeked in his shorts and found a pair.

#216

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Oh, look who peeked in his shorts and found a pair.

#217

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Do you feel like you finally took on the old man

#218

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in a game of one-on-one and kicked his ass?

#219

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in a game of one-on-one and kicked his ass?

#220

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Here's the newsflash there, Skeech, it was a fluke.

#221

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Here's the newsflash there, Skeech, it was a fluke.

#222

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- I'll do it again. - All right, fair enough.

#223

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- I'll do it again. - All right, fair enough.

#224

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Here's your chance. Two identical patients.

#225

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I say we divide 'em up, just like in The Parent Trap.

#226

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I say we divide 'em up, just like in The Parent Trap.

#227

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One goes with the sexy, freewheeling bachelor dad, hello.

#228

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One goes with the sexy, freewheeling bachelor dad, hello.

#229

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The other goes with the neurotic, sexually-repressed mom, just you all over.

#230

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The other goes with the neurotic, sexually-repressed mom, just you all over.

#231

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And I checked tonight's TV listings.

#232

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There is no special on that disease,

#233

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There is no special on that disease,

#234

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so you're gonna wanna stop at the Blockbuster.

#235

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so you're gonna wanna stop at the Blockbuster.

#236

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Please, I know all there is to know about thrombotic...

#237

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Please, I know all there is to know about thrombotic...

#238

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thrombo cyto... top... toppy....

#239

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thrombo cyto... top... toppy....

#240

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Thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura.

#241

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Yeah, baby, just walk right by him.

#242

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Yeah, baby, just walk right by him.

#243

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OK? Just walk right by him.

#244

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I'm proud of you. I'm so proud of you.

#245

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I'm proud of you. I'm so proud of you.

#246

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- Dr Cox, hi. - Dammit, I said walk right by him!

#247

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- Dr Cox, hi. - Dammit, I said walk right by him!

#248

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Hey, hey.

#249

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Listen, we just think that getting back with Jordan

#250

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Listen, we just think that getting back with Jordan

#251

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Listen, we just think that getting back with Jordan

#252

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might be a mistake.

#253

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You guys just don't seem to...

#254

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You guys just don't seem to...

#255

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- What am I trying to say, baby? - I don't know.

#256

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- What am I trying to say, baby? - I don't know.

#257

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You just don't connect the way a couple should.

#258

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You just don't connect the way a couple should.

#259

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Do you know what I mean?

#260

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That pretty much the way you feel about it there, Gandhi?

#261

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That pretty much the way you feel about it there, Gandhi?

#262

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I don't know.

#263

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I don't know.

#264

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Interesting.

#265

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Mr Bragin, it is so great to see you back in the hospital.

#266

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Woohoo! I got a tube in my penis.

#267

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Woohoo! I got a tube in my penis.

#268

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You're just a little dehydrated from the chemo.

#269

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You're just a little dehydrated from the chemo.

#270

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Plus, there are no signs of your pancreatic cancer.

#271

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You should be ecstatic. Nine months ago

#272

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You should be ecstatic. Nine months ago

#273

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I told you you had eight months to live. Remember?

#274

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I told you you had eight months to live. Remember?

#275

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- I vaguely recall that. - Yeah, of course you do.

#276

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- I vaguely recall that. - Yeah, of course you do.

#277

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That is totally my fault. Who knew we could cure cancer?

#278

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That is totally my fault. Who knew we could cure cancer?

#279

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I prepared myself, you know?

#280

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I was really ready.

#281

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I was really ready.

#282

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Yeah.

#283

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Dr Reid, have you ever faced your own mortality?

#284

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Dr Reid, have you ever faced your own mortality?

#285

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Before senior prom I tried to wax my own eyebrows

#286

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Before senior prom I tried to wax my own eyebrows

#287

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and took them both clean off.

#288

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Yeah.

#289

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Yeah.

#290

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And by that, I mean "no." Never.

#291

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And by that, I mean "no." Never.

#292

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Must have been a tough time for you.

#293

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Sure.

#294

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Sure.

#295

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Thanks for starting the Solumedrol on my TTP patient.

#296

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I'm sorry I'm being such a pain about this guy.

#297

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I'm sorry I'm being such a pain about this guy.

#298

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Dr Cox and I have this little competition going.

#299

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Dr Cox and I have this little competition going.

#300

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I know that probably seems insensitive to you...

#301

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Sweetheart, you don't have to explain yourself to me.

#302

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Sweetheart, you don't have to explain yourself to me.

#303

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But get your story straight when you come face-to-face with Jesus.

#304

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But get your story straight when you come face-to-face with Jesus.

#305

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The chart for Dr Cox's TTP patient.

#306

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The chart for Dr Cox's TTP patient.

#307

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I could look and see, but I'm not that insecure about my...

#308

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I could look and see, but I'm not that insecure about my...

#309

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Ooops.

#310

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Ooops.

#311

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I will get it.

#312

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Yes! He's doing the exact same thing.

#313

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Yes! He's doing the exact same thing.

#314

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When you work in a hospital, and things are going well,

#315

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you should enjoy it while you can, because around every corner

#316

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you should enjoy it while you can, because around every corner

#317

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there's something waiting to take it all away.

#318

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there's something waiting to take it all away.

#319

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Dr Reid, I need to talk to you about your patient, Mr Bragin.

#320

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Dr Reid, I need to talk to you about your patient, Mr Bragin.

#321

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Isn't it great? He's cancer-free.

#322

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Isn't it great? He's cancer-free.

#323

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Yay! He's suing you for malpractice.

#324

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It's OK. Relax. I told him how I felt,

#325

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he listened, and nobody got hurt. It's fine.

#326

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he listened, and nobody got hurt. It's fine.

#327

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Which one of you two's been messing with my business?

#328

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Which one of you two's been messing with my business?

#329

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Of course, every once in a while you manage to get away scot-free.

#330

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Hey, Dr Cox.

#331

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You'll be happy to know that I did everything for my patient

#332

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You'll be happy to know that I did everything for my patient

#333

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that you did for yours.

#334

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My God, I care so little I almost passed out.

#335

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My God, I care so little I almost passed out.

#336

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Hey, Ace, your TTP patient coded. I pronounced him.

#337

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Hey, Ace, your TTP patient coded. I pronounced him.

#338

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- He died? - I certainly hope so.

#339

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Otherwise that autopsy's going to be a bitch.

#340

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Otherwise that autopsy's going to be a bitch.

#341

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- Boy, that's tough. - What?

#342

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- Boy, that's tough. - What?

#343

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I'd talk you through this, but I gotta go check on my patient.

#344

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You see... He's still alive.

#345

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You see... He's still alive.

#346

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Oh, no.

#347

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How the hell did my patient die?

#348

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You started corticosteroids I started corticosteroids,

#349

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You started corticosteroids I started corticosteroids,

#350

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You did plasmapheresis. I did plasmapheresis.

#351

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You yelled at Mark the orderly. I yelled at Mark the orderly.

#352

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You yelled at Mark the orderly. I yelled at Mark the orderly.

#353

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- Hey, Mark. - "Hey, Mark." - See, he's pissed.

#354

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- Because his name is Frank. Now, as far as your patient's concerned,

#355

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- Because his name is Frank. Now, as far as your patient's concerned,

#356

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Newbie, I'm afraid you forgot one very important thing.

#357

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Newbie, I'm afraid you forgot one very important thing.

#358

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(NARRATES) For whatever reason I was fed up.

#359

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(NARRATES) For whatever reason I was fed up.

#360

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- I've been working my ass off here for the last year and a half,

#361

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- I've been working my ass off here for the last year and a half,

#362

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and the last thing I need

#363

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is another one of your condescending speeches

#364

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is another one of your condescending speeches

#365

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where you spoon-feed me some lesson and call me a girl's name.

#366

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where you spoon-feed me some lesson and call me a girl's name.

#367

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Have it your way there, Carol, cos I'm out.

#368

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- Good luck, everyone. - Go ahead. Walk away.

#369

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- Good luck, everyone. - Go ahead. Walk away.

#370

⇓

Because I'm not gonna obsess about this.

#371

⇓

Can you put a rush on this autopsy? I gotta figure this out.

#372

⇓

Can you put a rush on this autopsy? I gotta figure this out.

#373

⇓

You got some crumbs in his hair.

#374

⇓

You got some crumbs in his hair.

#375

⇓

A lawsuit? So you're suing me because you're not dying?

#376

⇓

A lawsuit? So you're suing me because you're not dying?

#377

⇓

I didn't want to face my mortality. You forced me to.

#378

⇓

Now I can't earn any money because my job seems trivial.

#379

⇓

Now I can't earn any money because my job seems trivial.

#380

⇓

I can't be in a relationship, cos what's the point?

#381

⇓

I can't be in a relationship, cos what's the point?

#382

⇓

Here's the topper. Remember my judgmental father

#383

⇓

Here's the topper. Remember my judgmental father

#384

⇓

I hadn't spoken to in 15 years?

#385

⇓

Good news, doc, we've patched things up.

#386

⇓

Good news, doc, we've patched things up.

#387

⇓

Guess who's coming over Saturday to watch the game

#388

⇓

and tell me what a jerk I am?

#389

⇓

and tell me what a jerk I am?

#390

⇓

You asked how much time you had left!

#391

⇓

- You said I'd be dead by now. - You're not! So, sue me!

#392

⇓

- You said I'd be dead by now. - You're not! So, sue me!

#393

⇓

- I am. - It was a figure of speech.

#394

⇓

- I am. - It was a figure of speech.

#395

⇓

And your dad was right about you.

#396

⇓

- You tell him yourself. - Hey, Assface.

#397

⇓

- You tell him yourself. - Hey, Assface.

#398

⇓

Hiya, Pops.

#399

⇓

Hiya, Pops.

#400

⇓

Excuse me, ma'am. Jordan!

#401

⇓

Excuse me, ma'am. Jordan!

#402

⇓

Carla has something she'd like to tell you. Carla.

#403

⇓

Carla has something she'd like to tell you. Carla.

#404

⇓

I didn't mean to upset you,

#405

⇓

even though everything I said was true and you know it.

#406

⇓

even though everything I said was true and you know it.

#407

⇓

Baby, that is a God-awful apology, just God-awful.

#408

⇓

Baby, that is a God-awful apology, just God-awful.

#409

⇓

It's cos she's not really sorry. Honey, I know your type.

#410

⇓

It's cos she's not really sorry. Honey, I know your type.

#411

⇓

It's easy to see other people's problems

#412

⇓

from up there on your pedestal.

#413

⇓

from up there on your pedestal.

#414

⇓

But you better be careful, cos if you fall off

#415

⇓

and have to walk around down here with the rest of us,

#416

⇓

and have to walk around down here with the rest of us,

#417

⇓

you might catch a glimpse of yourself in a mirror,

#418

⇓

you might catch a glimpse of yourself in a mirror,

#419

⇓

or the surface of a pond, your boyfriend's gigantic, shiny head,

#420

⇓

or the surface of a pond, your boyfriend's gigantic, shiny head,

#421

⇓

and trust me, you're not gonna like what you see.

#422

⇓

and trust me, you're not gonna like what you see.

#423

⇓

- My head's not... - Ow.

#424

⇓

- My head's not... - Ow.

#425

⇓

A little help here!

#426

⇓

A little help here!

#427

⇓

I'm sorry, kid. I didn't see anything unusual.

#428

⇓

I'm sorry, kid. I didn't see anything unusual.

#429

⇓

Couldn't he have bled out or had an MI?

#430

⇓

I don't know. I didn't look for any of those basic things

#431

⇓

I don't know. I didn't look for any of those basic things

#432

⇓

because I'm horrible at my job.

#433

⇓

because I'm horrible at my job.

#434

⇓

Dr Walch. Murder She Wrote.

#435

⇓

You caught me. I'm checking on my patient.

#436

⇓

You caught me. I'm checking on my patient.

#437

⇓

- How is that guy doing? - Not great.

#438

⇓

- How is that guy doing? - Not great.

#439

⇓

What in the hell is going on in here?

#440

⇓

What in the hell is going on in here?

#441

⇓

The amnio triggered premature labour.

#442

⇓

She's only 24 weeks. Cut it out right now.

#443

⇓

She's only 24 weeks. Cut it out right now.

#444

⇓

- Is he yelling at me? - Yes, he is.

#445

⇓

I'm gonna give you a shot of Terbutaline.

#446

⇓

I'm gonna give you a shot of Terbutaline.

#447

⇓

And you know what else? He said I had a fat ass before.

#448

⇓

And you know what else? He said I had a fat ass before.

#449

⇓

The nice kind.

#450

⇓

Look, I don't get a lot of women in here.

#451

⇓

Look, I don't get a lot of women in here.

#452

⇓

What's your honest opinion of these drapes?

#453

⇓

What's your honest opinion of these drapes?

#454

⇓

They're fine, Ted. But I'm getting sued.

#455

⇓

They're fine, Ted. But I'm getting sued.

#456

⇓

You're right. You're right. You're right.

#457

⇓

You're right. You're right. You're right.

#458

⇓

- Now, by "fine"... - Ted!

#459

⇓

- Just time to calm down now. - I'm fine.

#460

⇓

- Just time to calm down now. - I'm fine.

#461

⇓

Actually, I was talking to myself.

#462

⇓

Now, you haven't discussed the lawsuit with Mr Bragin, have you?

#463

⇓

Now, you haven't discussed the lawsuit with Mr Bragin, have you?

#464

⇓

Now, you haven't discussed the lawsuit with Mr Bragin, have you?

#465

⇓

A lawsuit?

#466

⇓

It sort of came up, yeah.

#467

⇓

It sort of came up, yeah.

#468

⇓

Oh, God! Tell me you didn't antagonize him.

#469

⇓

Oh, God! Tell me you didn't antagonize him.

#470

⇓

- So sue me! - Or admit fault.

#471

⇓

- So sue me! - Or admit fault.

#472

⇓

That is totally my fault.

#473

⇓

Oh, come on! A good lawyer couldn't win this case.

#474

⇓

Oh, come on! A good lawyer couldn't win this case.

#475

⇓

New drapes. They're awful.

#476

⇓

New drapes. They're awful.

#477

⇓

Dr Kelso, why does everything keep happening to me?

#478

⇓

Dr Kelso, why does everything keep happening to me?

#479

⇓

Take a breath, Dr Reid.

#480

⇓

In and out. That's it, that's it.

#481

⇓

In and out. That's it, that's it.

#482

⇓

Now, you went to four years of college

#483

⇓

Now, you went to four years of college

#484

⇓

and four years of medical school,

#485

⇓

and four years of medical school,

#486

⇓

so I can safely presume that you are at least eight.

#487

⇓

so I can safely presume that you are at least eight.

#488

⇓

My God, little girl,

#489

⇓

My God, little girl,

#490

⇓

grow up and say "how-do" to the world of modern medicine.

#491

⇓

grow up and say "how-do" to the world of modern medicine.

#492

⇓

My God. I've been sued four times.

#493

⇓

My God. I've been sued four times.

#494

⇓

- Ten times. - Come on, Ted, let's go.

#495

⇓

Let's go!

#496

⇓

Let's go!

#497

⇓

I think you should go in there and apologize.

#498

⇓

I think you should go in there and apologize.

#499

⇓

No. I didn't say anything that wasn't true.

#500

⇓

I just wanna see if she's OK.

#501

⇓

She's fine.

#502

⇓

She's fine.

#503

⇓

Laverne, would you please have the nurse covering Jordan page me the moment she wakes up?

#504

⇓

Laverne, would you please have the nurse covering Jordan page me the moment she wakes up?

#505

⇓

- Sure. - Thank you.

#506

⇓

Hey, Dr Cox, I'm sorry.

#507

⇓

Hey, Dr Cox, I'm sorry.

#508

⇓

I was frustrated before, so now I'm here,

#509

⇓

why don't you tell me what I forgot?

#510

⇓

why don't you tell me what I forgot?

#511

⇓

- Can I? Really? - Sure. Hit me.

#512

⇓

- Can I? Really? - Sure. Hit me.

#513

⇓

- How about go to hell, Shakira? - What?

#514

⇓

- How about go to hell, Shakira? - What?

#515

⇓

Now you've decided you're ready to listen, how does it work?

#516

⇓

Now you've decided you're ready to listen, how does it work?

#517

⇓

Gonna pull a string on my back? Step right up and give it a tug.

#518

⇓

But I bet it keeps coming up, "Go to hell, Shakira."

#519

⇓

But I bet it keeps coming up, "Go to hell, Shakira."

#520

⇓

Why do you always have to be like that?

#521

⇓

Why do you always have to be like that?

#522

⇓

I try harder than anyone and you never give me any credit.

#523

⇓

I try harder than anyone and you never give me any credit.

#524

⇓

You listen to me.

#525

⇓

I'm not doing this because I get my jollies being your mentor,

#526

⇓

I'm not doing this because I get my jollies being your mentor,

#527

⇓

and I'm not doing it so years from now I can say, "Boy, I knew him when."

#528

⇓

and I'm not doing it so years from now I can say, "Boy, I knew him when."

#529

⇓

I'm doing it because if I don't, people would die.

#530

⇓

I'm doing it because if I don't, people would die.

#531

⇓

Thanks for your help.

#532

⇓

Thanks for your help.

#533

⇓

You know what, Mr Bragin? I figured something out.

#534

⇓

You know what, Mr Bragin? I figured something out.

#535

⇓

- That damn nurse broke my bed. - That's just it.

#536

⇓

- That damn nurse broke my bed. - That's just it.

#537

⇓

You blame everyone else for anything that goes wrong. Like this.

#538

⇓

You blame everyone else for anything that goes wrong. Like this.

#539

⇓

The nurse didn't break your bed. You just press this button.

#540

⇓

The nurse didn't break your bed. You just press this button.

#541

⇓

All right, it is broken.

#542

⇓

If you hate your job, switch careers.

#543

⇓

If you hate your job, switch careers.

#544

⇓

If you can't get a relationship, you have problems.

#545

⇓

And I know I'm right. I'm the same.

#546

⇓

And I know I'm right. I'm the same.

#547

⇓

I blame my parents for not preparing me,

#548

⇓

I blame my parents for not preparing me,

#549

⇓

this hospital for taking up all of my time.

#550

⇓

I'm even blaming you for jeopardizing my future.

#551

⇓

I'm even blaming you for jeopardizing my future.

#552

⇓

But you know what? It's time for me to grow up

#553

⇓

and start holding myself accountable.

#554

⇓

and start holding myself accountable.

#555

⇓

- And I'm doing it. - Good for you.

#556

⇓

- And I'm doing it. - Good for you.

#557

⇓

You're still suing me, aren't you?

#558

⇓

You're still suing me, aren't you?

#559

⇓

Yeah, but I feel like now you'll be able to handle it.

#560

⇓

Yeah, but I feel like now you'll be able to handle it.

#561

⇓

You know what? We're just gonna have to get him fixed.

#562

⇓

You know what? We're just gonna have to get him fixed.

#563

⇓

Good news is, he doesn't need to go to a vet.

#564

⇓

Good news is, he doesn't need to go to a vet.

#565

⇓

We could just pop these things right off.

#566

⇓

We could just pop these things right off.

#567

⇓

Yes! Baby, you have got to tell JD, because he is not gonna believe it.

#568

⇓

Yes! Baby, you have got to tell JD, because he is not gonna believe it.

#569

⇓

Jordan was right about me.

#570

⇓

Jordan was right about me.

#571

⇓

I'm insecure and I judge people to cover up for it.

#572

⇓

Even right now, all I can think about is to tell you you're a surgeon now,

#573

⇓

Even right now, all I can think about is to tell you you're a surgeon now,

#574

⇓

and if you want to be taken seriously, you have to start acting like an adult.

#575

⇓

You had to say all of that?

#576

⇓

You had to say all of that?

#577

⇓

You don't listen unless people spell it out for you.

#578

⇓

You don't listen unless people spell it out for you.

#579

⇓

- Oh, my God, I can't stop. - Baby...

#580

⇓

Maybe it's something you need to work on.

#581

⇓

Maybe it's something you need to work on.

#582

⇓

I promise you, I will never ever tell you what to do, ever again.

#583

⇓

I promise you, I will never ever tell you what to do, ever again.

#584

⇓

Yeah, you will. But with me it's OK, because I love you.

#585

⇓

Yeah, you will. But with me it's OK, because I love you.

#586

⇓

Besides, I barely listen anyway.

#587

⇓

Besides, I barely listen anyway.

#588

⇓

C'mon, Rowdy. Let's go, boy. Let's head up the fourth floor.

#589

⇓

C'mon, Rowdy. Let's go, boy. Let's head up the fourth floor.

#590

⇓

Whoa! Whoa, boy!

#591

⇓

Whoa! Whoa, boy!

#592

⇓

Slow down!

#593

⇓

(NARRATES) As I sat there, searching for answers about my patient,

#594

⇓

(NARRATES) As I sat there, searching for answers about my patient,

#595

⇓

I realized that I still needed Dr Cox.

#596

⇓

I realized that I still needed Dr Cox.

#597

⇓

It's hard to face a harsh truth about yourself.

#598

⇓

The only thing you can do is try to take positive steps.

#599

⇓

The only thing you can do is try to take positive steps.

#600

⇓

# Pressure, pushing down on me

#601

⇓

# Pressure, pushing down on me

#602

⇓

# Pushing down on you

#603

⇓

# No man ask for

#604

⇓

# No man ask for

#605

⇓

# Under pressure

#606

⇓

# Under pressure

#607

⇓

# That burns a building down

#608

⇓

# Splits a family in two Puts people on streets

#609

⇓

# Splits a family in two Puts people on streets

#610

⇓

# Caring about ourselves

#611

⇓

# Caring about ourselves

#612

⇓

# This is our last dance

#613

⇓

# This is our last dance

#614

⇓

# This is ourselves # Under pressure... #

#615

⇓

# This is ourselves # Under pressure... #

#616

⇓

Unfortunately, it's hard to take positive steps

#617

⇓

Unfortunately, it's hard to take positive steps

#618

⇓

when you've burned the bridge you need to walk across.

#619

⇓

when you've burned the bridge you need to walk across.

#620

⇓

It was luck.

#621

⇓

- What? - The thing that you forgot.

#622

⇓

- What? - The thing that you forgot.

#623

⇓

Turns out, whatever you know about medicine,

#624

⇓

Turns out, whatever you know about medicine,

#625

⇓

ultimately luck or fate or God

#626

⇓

ultimately luck or fate or God

#627

⇓

or who knows what is always gonna end up

#628

⇓

playing a much bigger role than you and I ever will.

#629

⇓

playing a much bigger role than you and I ever will.

#630

⇓

It was lucky you were watching that show the other night,

#631

⇓

It was lucky you were watching that show the other night,

#632

⇓

and it was unlucky that your patient went the other way,

#633

⇓

and it was unlucky that your patient went the other way,

#634

⇓

even though you did everything right,

#635

⇓

and for the record, you did.

#636

⇓

and for the record, you did.

#637

⇓

I was looking over your shoulder every step of the way.

#638

⇓

I was looking over your shoulder every step of the way.

#639

⇓

- Thanks. - It wasn't a favour, Newbie.

#640

⇓

- Thanks. - It wasn't a favour, Newbie.

#641

⇓

It was my job.

#642

⇓

# Pressure. #

#643

⇓

# Pressure. #

#644

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#645

⇓

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#646

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