Scrubs

'It's not everyday your best bud asks his girlfriend to marry him.' Chocolate Bear, did you ask her?

#1

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'It's not everyday your best bud asks his girlfriend to marry him.' Chocolate Bear, did you ask her?

#2

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-She said she needed to think, then left for Chicago for five days.

#3

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-She said she needed to think, then left for Chicago for five days.

#4

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'He needs you. Stay -positive.' Woo-hooooo!

#5

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'He needs you. Stay -positive.' Woo-hooooo!

#6

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(SINGS) # She's thinkin' She's thinkin'

#7

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(SINGS) # She's thinkin' She's thinkin'

#8

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# And we should go out drinkin'

#9

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# And we should go out drinkin'

#10

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# Chucka-uh-huh #

#11

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Wanna get a beer? -I'm not leaving this spot till she calls.

#12

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Wanna get a beer? -I'm not leaving this spot till she calls.

#13

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-Alright, man. I understand.

#14

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-Alright, man. I understand.

#15

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Still nothing?!

#16

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-We just keep missing each other. I'm not sweatingit. (PHONE RINGS)

#17

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-We just keep missing each other. I'm not sweatingit. (PHONE RINGS)

#18

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-We just keep missing each other. I'm not sweatingit. (PHONE RINGS)

#19

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-She asked me to pick her up from the airport. That's a good sign.

#20

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-She asked me to pick her up from the airport. That's a good sign.

#21

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-I am so sure she's gonna say yes, if she doesn't I'll power walk naked singing "Me andBobby McGee".

#22

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-I am so sure she's gonna say yes, if she doesn't I'll power walk naked singing "Me andBobby McGee".

#23

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-Ah, Janis Joplin. My God, she was an uggo.

#24

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-Ah, Janis Joplin. My God, she was an uggo.

#25

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No offence, sport. Don't think I have anything against ugly people.

#26

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No offence, sport. Don't think I have anything against ugly people.

#27

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No offence, sport. Don't think I have anything against ugly people.

#28

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-Why would I take offence to that? -No reason.

#29

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-Why would I take offence to that? -No reason.

#30

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I see you're on the nephrology service for Dr Townshend this month.

#31

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I see you're on the nephrology service for Dr Townshend this month.

#32

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'Dr Townshend is like the -Anti-Kelso. The nurses love him,...'

#33

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'Dr Townshend is like the -Anti-Kelso. The nurses love him,...'

#34

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-Betty! That colour is great on you!

#35

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'..the attendings love him,...' How's the best doctor here?

#36

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'..the attendings love him,...' How's the best doctor here?

#37

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-You tell me, hotshot! '..everyone loves him.'

#38

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-You tell me, hotshot! '..everyone loves him.'

#39

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# Hello, my rag time, summer-time gal

#40

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# Hello, my rag time, summer-time gal

#41

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# Send me a kiss -by wire # By wire #

#42

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-Yes, sir!

#43

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-Yes, sir!

#44

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'Everyone.'

#45

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-Thank you... for being you.

#46

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-Thank you... for being you.

#47

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'The weirdest thing of all, is -that he and Dr Kelso are best friends.'

#48

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'The weirdest thing of all, is -that he and Dr Kelso are best friends.'

#49

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-There he is! -Missed you on our morning jog.

#50

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-There he is! -Missed you on our morning jog.

#51

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What is that now, 200 days ina row? -You're a pistol! (BOTH -LAUGH)

#52

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What is that now, 200 days ina row? -You're a pistol! (BOTH -LAUGH)

#53

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The only place this guy's running to is to a bakery! Who's got me up high?

#54

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The only place this guy's running to is to a bakery! Who's got me up high?

#55

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-Mistake you made there - you didn't pat his belly, it soothes him. -Damn!

#56

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-Mistake you made there - you didn't pat his belly, it soothes him. -Damn!

#57

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-It's so beautiful.

#58

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-It's so beautiful.

#59

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-I would have showed it to you before you left, but I couldn't get to it.

#60

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-I would have showed it to you before you left, but I couldn't get to it.

#61

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That is a long story. -I want to thank you for not pressuring me.

#62

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That is a long story. -I want to thank you for not pressuring me.

#63

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Don't get me wrong, you left me 40 messages in five days,

#64

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Don't get me wrong, you left me 40 messages in five days,

#65

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but I know you, if you weren't holding back, it would've been140. -I do love the speed dial!

#66

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but I know you, if you weren't holding back, it would've been140. -I do love the speed dial!

#67

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but I know you, if you weren't holding back, it would've been140. -I do love the speed dial!

#68

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(BOTH LAUGH)

#69

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-So, you got an answer yet?

#70

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-So, you got an answer yet?

#71

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(HORN BLARES) Whoa!

#72

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-What's the deal there, Gandhi?

#73

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-What's the deal there, Gandhi?

#74

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Are you gonna be a bride? Oh, come on.

#75

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Are you gonna be a bride? Oh, come on.

#76

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This is one of those small windows when I'm interested in your life.

#77

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This is one of those small windows when I'm interested in your life.

#78

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What's the deal? Did she give you an answer?

#79

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What's the deal? Did she give you an answer?

#80

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(SINGS) Freedom's just another -word for nothin' left to do.

#81

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(SINGS) Freedom's just another -word for nothin' left to do.

#82

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-Not yet.

#83

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-Thanks, Todd. Here's your $50.

#84

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-Keep it, man. That was for me!

#85

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-Keep it, man. That was for me!

#86

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-Todd, get dressed. -I'm going back out there!

#87

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-Todd, get dressed. -I'm going back out there!

#88

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# I can't do -this on my own

#89

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# No, I know

#90

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# No, I know

#91

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# I am no superman

#92

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# I am no superman

#93

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# I am no superman #

#94

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I still can't believe I power walked butt-naked through the halls.

#95

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I still can't believe I power walked butt-naked through the halls.

#96

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I still can't believe I power walked butt-naked through the halls.

#97

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-My man, I know that wasn't you. -How?!

#98

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-My man, I know that wasn't you. -How?!

#99

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-I can pick your puff'n'stuff out of a line-up. -It's changed since you saw it, it got ahaircut.

#100

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-I can pick your puff'n'stuff out of a line-up. -It's changed since you saw it, it got ahaircut.

#101

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(KNOCK ON DOOR) 'Turk's brother is staying with us for the weekend.'

#102

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(KNOCK ON DOOR) 'Turk's brother is staying with us for the weekend.'

#103

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-Hey, hey, hey! Little brother!

#104

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-Hey, hey, hey! Little brother!

#105

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'It'll be fun.' Hey, Kev! -Alfalfa! What's the happie-haps?

#106

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'It'll be fun.' Hey, Kev! -Alfalfa! What's the happie-haps?

#107

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-That depends. What's a "happie-hap"?

#108

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-That depends. What's a "happie-hap"?

#109

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-So, this is the place, huh? This is nice!

#110

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-So, this is the place, huh? This is nice!

#111

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Hey, hey. So, how is this baby? Is it alright?

#112

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Hey, hey. So, how is this baby? Is it alright?

#113

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-This, right here, is fit for a king.

#114

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-Good. I feel better about sleeping in your room while you're out here.

#115

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-Good. I feel better about sleeping in your room while you're out here.

#116

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-No, that's not gonna work. -I'm a businessman, we can work something out.

#117

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-No, that's not gonna work. -I'm a businessman, we can work something out.

#118

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-No, that's not gonna work. -I'm a businessman, we can work something out.

#119

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I sent you to college, med school, so, I'll sleep on the couch, and you cut me a cheque for 80,000.

#120

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I sent you to college, med school, so, I'll sleep on the couch, and you cut me a cheque for 80,000.

#121

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-I'll go get my pillow. -Yeah.

#122

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-I'll go get my pillow. -Yeah.

#123

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(LAUGHS) That was good! We -should make him make dinner for us tonight. He could be our own personal slave!

#124

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(LAUGHS) That was good! We -should make him make dinner for us tonight. He could be our own personal slave!

#125

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-Our own personal what? -Oh, no, I don't mean like that kind of slave.

#126

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-Our own personal what? -Oh, no, I don't mean like that kind of slave.

#127

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-Our own personal what? -Oh, no, I don't mean like that kind of slave.

#128

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-How 'bout he be the house slave and I be the field slave? That sound like fun?

#129

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-How 'bout he be the house slave and I be the field slave? That sound like fun?

#130

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-That wouldn't be fun. -What's going on?

#131

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-That wouldn't be fun. -What's going on?

#132

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-I forgot how much fun it was messing with Alfalfa! (ALL -LAUGH)

#133

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-I forgot how much fun it was messing with Alfalfa! (ALL -LAUGH)

#134

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-No, we're late because you took forever to get ready. That's what happens whenyou're vain!

#135

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-No, we're late because you took forever to get ready. That's what happens whenyou're vain!

#136

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-Whatever you say, Mr Yesterday I Had Chest Hair, Today I Suddenly Don't(!)

#137

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-Whatever you say, Mr Yesterday I Had Chest Hair, Today I Suddenly Don't(!)

#138

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'Elliot just can't help herself.' -You're a waxer?!

#139

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'Elliot just can't help herself.' -You're a waxer?!

#140

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-Hark, it is the high-pitched warble of the nosy nelly(!)

#141

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-Hark, it is the high-pitched warble of the nosy nelly(!)

#142

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Don't see many of those flitting about these halls because,

#143

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Don't see many of those flitting about these halls because,

#144

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well, quite frankly, when one does one shoots to kill.

#145

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well, quite frankly, when one does one shoots to kill.

#146

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Now, Bar-bie, Jordan is here for her ultrasound today, and I'm going to be holding her claw the entire time.

#147

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Now, Bar-bie, Jordan is here for her ultrasound today, and I'm going to be holding her claw the entire time.

#148

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So, what you've just done is essentially volunteered to do all of your work and all ofmine.

#149

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So, what you've just done is essentially volunteered to do all of your work and all ofmine.

#150

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So, what you've just done is essentially volunteered to do all of your work and all ofmine.

#151

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Step this way and I'll tell you more about what you've won!

#152

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Step this way and I'll tell you more about what you've won!

#153

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-See you at lunch? -Split-pea soup today.

#154

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-See you at lunch? -Split-pea soup today.

#155

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-Sir, Dr Townshend was telling me you have some great old stories about the hospital. I'd love to hear one.

#156

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-Sir, Dr Townshend was telling me you have some great old stories about the hospital. I'd love to hear one.

#157

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-Sir, Dr Townshend was telling me you have some great old stories about the hospital. I'd love to hear one.

#158

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-Well, what the hell. Back in '68... I don't like you. The end.

#159

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-Well, what the hell. Back in '68... I don't like you. The end.

#160

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-He tells that one a lot. -I know.

#161

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-He tells that one a lot. -I know.

#162

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I know you're labouring over his proposal,

#163

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I know you're labouring over his proposal,

#164

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so, I thought I'd sweeten the pot, I have a killer best-man's toast.

#165

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so, I thought I'd sweeten the pot, I have a killer best-man's toast.

#166

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-Oh, yeah. I'm gonna rush the biggest decision ever so I can hear you say,

#167

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-Oh, yeah. I'm gonna rush the biggest decision ever so I can hear you say,

#168

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"When I first met Turk, I knew this was a guy I could party with! Yeah!

#169

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"When I first met Turk, I knew this was a guy I could party with! Yeah!

#170

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-Please! 'She's psychic!'

#171

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-Please! 'She's psychic!'

#172

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-I just wanna have a nice lunch with my boyfriend and his brother, OK?

#173

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-I just wanna have a nice lunch with my boyfriend and his brother, OK?

#174

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'Turk was using his brother as -a selling point. No-one said "family" more than Kevin.'

#175

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'Turk was using his brother as -a selling point. No-one said "family" more than Kevin.'

#176

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-Baby? -Yeah? -Check out my bother's kids.

#177

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-Baby? -Yeah? -Check out my bother's kids.

#178

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-Ohhh. They're adorable!

#179

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-Ohhh. They're adorable!

#180

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-How's that great marriageof yours? -Over. 'Oh, no.'

#181

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-How's that great marriageof yours? -Over. 'Oh, no.'

#182

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-What?! -I couldn't take it any more. I had to get the hell out of there!

#183

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-What?! -I couldn't take it any more. I had to get the hell out of there!

#184

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-"Get the hell out of there"? 'Oh, my God! Change the -subject!'

#185

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-"Get the hell out of there"? 'Oh, my God! Change the -subject!'

#186

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Everybody, soda-chugging contest!

#187

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(BELCHES)

#188

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(BELCHES)

#189

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(EXHALES)

#190

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(EXHALES)

#191

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-Ugh!

#192

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-Excuse me. -When did you have the fajitas?

#193

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-Excuse me. -When did you have the fajitas?

#194

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-So, are we finding out the sex of the baby today?

#195

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-So, are we finding out the sex of the baby today?

#196

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-Yes, we are. -No, we're not. -Be reasonable.

#197

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-Yes, we are. -No, we're not. -Be reasonable.

#198

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If you're incubating a manbat, we should find out about it asap, there are vaccinations to consider.

#199

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If you're incubating a manbat, we should find out about it asap, there are vaccinations to consider.

#200

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If you're incubating a manbat, we should find out about it asap, there are vaccinations to consider.

#201

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-We'll compromise. I'll decide this and you get to decide...

#202

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-We'll compromise. I'll decide this and you get to decide...

#203

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Sorry, I got nothing. -It's common for each parent to feel differently.

#204

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Sorry, I got nothing. -It's common for each parent to feel differently.

#205

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-Actually, I am not the father, he's a bellboy in Greece.

#206

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-Actually, I am not the father, he's a bellboy in Greece.

#207

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(We think.) -Neat.

#208

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(We think.) -Neat.

#209

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-It's kicking me. -Who could blame the poor thing(!)

#210

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-It's kicking me. -Who could blame the poor thing(!)

#211

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(GIGGLES)

#212

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'Huh. That's odd.'

#213

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'Huh. That's odd.'

#214

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-Argh! (THUDDING SOUND)

#215

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-Argh! (THUDDING SOUND)

#216

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(NECK CRACKS) -What the hellhappened? -I moved your ladder.

#217

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(NECK CRACKS) -What the hellhappened? -I moved your ladder.

#218

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(NECK CRACKS) -What the hellhappened? -I moved your ladder.

#219

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-I don't know why you keep doing these things to me!

#220

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-I don't know why you keep doing these things to me!

#221

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-I don't know, either! -If it isn't my favourite custodial engineer!

#222

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-I don't know, either! -If it isn't my favourite custodial engineer!

#223

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Listen, do me a favour, will you?

#224

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Listen, do me a favour, will you?

#225

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Help me look after this kid - one of the good guys.

#226

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Help me look after this kid - one of the good guys.

#227

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-I got a meeting this afternoon, but what do you say, tonight we tear it up like we used to!

#228

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-I got a meeting this afternoon, but what do you say, tonight we tear it up like we used to!

#229

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-I gotta work.

#230

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-I gotta work.

#231

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-Get somebody to cover for your ass, man! I'm only here for the weekend!

#232

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-Get somebody to cover for your ass, man! I'm only here for the weekend!

#233

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-I just asked Carla to marry me, and you acted like a jerk.

#234

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-I just asked Carla to marry me, and you acted like a jerk.

#235

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-Oh, man! Y-You're engaged?!

#236

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Congratulations! -She hasn't exactly said yes yet.

#237

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Congratulations! -She hasn't exactly said yes yet.

#238

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-Sometimes a lady needs to sleep on it.

#239

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-Sometimes a lady needs to sleep on it.

#240

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-I asked her a week ago. -Damn!

#241

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-I asked her a week ago. -Damn!

#242

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Well, on the bright side, you're definitely flying solo tonight!

#243

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Well, on the bright side, you're definitely flying solo tonight!

#244

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-I'm out.

#245

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-I'm out.

#246

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-Hey, Chris, come on now, I was just playing.

#247

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(SCREAMS) CHRIS!

#248

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(SCREAMS) CHRIS!

#249

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If you really don't want to know the sex, it's time to look away.

#250

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If you really don't want to know the sex, it's time to look away.

#251

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-Dr Cox, I... Excuse me.

#252

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-Dr Cox, I... Excuse me.

#253

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I just need you... -Ah-ba-ba-ba.

#254

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I just need you... -Ah-ba-ba-ba.

#255

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-This is ridiculous! I'm gonna find out its sex.

#256

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-This is ridiculous! I'm gonna find out its sex.

#257

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-Dr Gerson's not gonna tell you.

#258

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-Dr Gerson's not gonna tell you.

#259

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-Oh, look! -Oh, gosh, I guess I'm stuck, then.

#260

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-Oh, look! -Oh, gosh, I guess I'm stuck, then.

#261

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Alrighty. (WHISTLES)

#262

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(MOUTHS) Go!

#263

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(MOUTHS) Go!

#264

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(MOUTHS) Go!

#265

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Out! Chop-chop!

#266

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Out! Chop-chop!

#267

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-Sir, can I call you "Townsie"? -No.

#268

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'I was having a great -time working with Townsie.'

#269

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'I was having a great -time working with Townsie.'

#270

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-Mr Singer needs a swan. Why don't you go ahead and do an IJ cut-down?

#271

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-Mr Singer needs a swan. Why don't you go ahead and do an IJ cut-down?

#272

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'A cut-down?! -No-one does those any more.'

#273

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'A cut-down?! -No-one does those any more.'

#274

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Shouldn't I do a modified Seldinger? It's much safer.

#275

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Shouldn't I do a modified Seldinger? It's much safer.

#276

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-Nah, come on, let's do "old school".

#277

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-Nah, come on, let's do "old school".

#278

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-But, I don't - -Grab a scalpel. I'll get the kit.

#279

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Somebody?

#280

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Somebody?

#281

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'So often in a hospital you -feel like you're alone on an island.'

#282

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'So often in a hospital you -feel like you're alone on an island.'

#283

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'Whether it's because you just can't bring yourself to make a really important decision,

#284

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'Whether it's because you just can't bring yourself to make a really important decision,

#285

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'Whether it's because you just can't bring yourself to make a really important decision,

#286

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or because you're waiting for an answer.'

#287

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or because you're waiting for an answer.'

#288

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'Or simply because you know a secret you wish you didn't.'

#289

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'Or simply because you know a secret you wish you didn't.'

#290

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'For me, I was stuck on that island because somebody else put me there.'

#291

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'For me, I was stuck on that island because somebody else put me there.'

#292

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-OK, come on now, just cut through.

#293

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-OK, come on now, just cut through.

#294

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Good. Now, open up the vein.

#295

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But be careful not to nick the carotid artery.

#296

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But be careful not to nick the carotid artery.

#297

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Oh, boy!

#298

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'Oh, no.'

#299

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-The vascular surgeon said to say you could pick up your patient tonight.

#300

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-The vascular surgeon said to say you could pick up your patient tonight.

#301

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He also said he could give you a loaner patient if you needed someone to butcher. I didn'tget it.

#302

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He also said he could give you a loaner patient if you needed someone to butcher. I didn'tget it.

#303

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He also said he could give you a loaner patient if you needed someone to butcher. I didn'tget it.

#304

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-No-one expects you to, son. -OK, thanks.

#305

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-No-one expects you to, son. -OK, thanks.

#306

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'This sucks. But, as bad as I -feel, I'm sure Dr Townshend feels even worse for making medo it.'

#307

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'This sucks. But, as bad as I -feel, I'm sure Dr Townshend feels even worse for making medo it.'

#308

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-Don't worry about it. I'll take the blame.

#309

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-Don't worry about it. I'll take the blame.

#310

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'He hides it well.'

#311

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-Do you really think he wants to get married?

#312

⇓

-Do you really think he wants to get married?

#313

⇓

-Any guy who scours the earth to find the world's smallest diamond ring clearly knows exactly what he wants.

#314

⇓

-Any guy who scours the earth to find the world's smallest diamond ring clearly knows exactly what he wants.

#315

⇓

-Any guy who scours the earth to find the world's smallest diamond ring clearly knows exactly what he wants.

#316

⇓

-I don't know if he's mature enough. He couldn't stop giggling when he had to operate on Mr Wiener.

#317

⇓

-I don't know if he's mature enough. He couldn't stop giggling when he had to operate on Mr Wiener.

#318

⇓

(LAUGHS) -It's a funny name!

#319

⇓

(LAUGHS) -It's a funny name!

#320

⇓

-Stop it.

#321

⇓

-He's 27, he's a surgeon involved in a long-term monogamous relationship,

#322

⇓

-He's 27, he's a surgeon involved in a long-term monogamous relationship,

#323

⇓

-He's 27, he's a surgeon involved in a long-term monogamous relationship,

#324

⇓

and I'd love to trash him, but I'm not down with the maturity thing.

#325

⇓

and I'd love to trash him, but I'm not down with the maturity thing.

#326

⇓

Barbie!

#327

⇓

Barbie, I need you to go down to the lab and get Mrs Miller's blood work,

#328

⇓

Barbie, I need you to go down to the lab and get Mrs Miller's blood work,

#329

⇓

disimpact Mr Burnett in 317, and what was the child's sex?

#330

⇓

disimpact Mr Burnett in 317, and what was the child's sex?

#331

⇓

disimpact Mr Burnett in 317, and what was the child's sex?

#332

⇓

-I've got a better idea. You do those things, then I'll think about telling you.

#333

⇓

-I've got a better idea. You do those things, then I'll think about telling you.

#334

⇓

-That's weird. Seems like you got yourself a big-boy spine. Listen, you tell or else!

#335

⇓

-That's weird. Seems like you got yourself a big-boy spine. Listen, you tell or else!

#336

⇓

-Or else what? You'll treat me worse than you usually do? Here's the inside scoop, Perry.

#337

⇓

-Or else what? You'll treat me worse than you usually do? Here's the inside scoop, Perry.

#338

⇓

-Or else what? You'll treat me worse than you usually do? Here's the inside scoop, Perry.

#339

⇓

For the first time, I have leverage. You're familiar with leverage, right?

#340

⇓

For the first time, I have leverage. You're familiar with leverage, right?

#341

⇓

You'll need to disimpact Mr Burnett, who is so locked up. He's been eating either gum, rubber, cement, or cork.

#342

⇓

You'll need to disimpact Mr Burnett, who is so locked up. He's been eating either gum, rubber, cement, or cork.

#343

⇓

-Look, Barbie. -That's not my name.

#344

⇓

-Look, Barbie. -That's not my name.

#345

⇓

-Fine, Dr... Reid? Really?

#346

⇓

-Fine, Dr... Reid? Really?

#347

⇓

-What?

#348

⇓

-Nothing.

#349

⇓

-Nothing.

#350

⇓

-Elliot Reid in the house!

#351

⇓

-Elliot Reid in the house!

#352

⇓

-Sit.

#353

⇓

-Sit.

#354

⇓

-Oh, no thanks. I'll just... -I'm not asking.

#355

⇓

-Oh, no thanks. I'll just... -I'm not asking.

#356

⇓

This is the kid we're gonna look out for.

#357

⇓

This is the kid we're gonna look out for.

#358

⇓

Brent from Parking. He'll set you up with a spot at the main entrance, you'll never be lateagain.

#359

⇓

Brent from Parking. He'll set you up with a spot at the main entrance, you'll never be lateagain.

#360

⇓

Crazy-Eyes Margot, Housekeeping.

#361

⇓

Crazy-Eyes Margot, Housekeeping.

#362

⇓

She'll make sure you got fresh scrubs in your locker every morning.

#363

⇓

She'll make sure you got fresh scrubs in your locker every morning.

#364

⇓

Troy, from the cafeteria line. He's gonna stop spitting in your food.

#365

⇓

Troy, from the cafeteria line. He's gonna stop spitting in your food.

#366

⇓

-Thank you for that.

#367

⇓

-Thank you for that.

#368

⇓

-I don't understand! Why do we gotta be nice to him? -Cos I said so.

#369

⇓

-I don't understand! Why do we gotta be nice to him? -Cos I said so.

#370

⇓

-Yeah, but - -Troy! No more warnings.

#371

⇓

-Yeah, but - -Troy! No more warnings.

#372

⇓

Whoa! Bring the hands in.

#373

⇓

Whoa! Bring the hands in.

#374

⇓

Bless us in these thy gifts we're about to receive from thy bounty. Through Christ our Lord, Amen.

#375

⇓

Bless us in these thy gifts we're about to receive from thy bounty. Through Christ our Lord, Amen.

#376

⇓

Look out for each one of us, including our new member. Also, help Margot to find her way home tonight.

#377

⇓

Look out for each one of us, including our new member. Also, help Margot to find her way home tonight.

#378

⇓

Look out for each one of us, including our new member. Also, help Margot to find her way home tonight.

#379

⇓

'Still, something was -bothering me.' -Bob, come on!

#380

⇓

'Still, something was -bothering me.' -Bob, come on!

#381

⇓

How many times must I apologise for introducing you to your wife? -Once a month until she's dead!

#382

⇓

How many times must I apologise for introducing you to your wife? -Once a month until she's dead!

#383

⇓

-Do you have a second? -What did I tell you about my open-door policy?

#384

⇓

-Do you have a second? -What did I tell you about my open-door policy?

#385

⇓

-Do you have a second? -What did I tell you about my open-door policy?

#386

⇓

I don't have one.

#387

⇓

-I was the one who nicked the artery on Mr Singer.

#388

⇓

-I was the one who nicked the artery on Mr Singer.

#389

⇓

-Oh, cheese on rice, son! I just said it was me!

#390

⇓

-Oh, cheese on rice, son! I just said it was me!

#391

⇓

-You need to shape up. You're never gonna get by on your looks.

#392

⇓

-You need to shape up. You're never gonna get by on your looks.

#393

⇓

-Alright, first of all, at the very least, I'm interesting looking.

#394

⇓

-Alright, first of all, at the very least, I'm interesting looking.

#395

⇓

And secondly, I feel I made that mistake

#396

⇓

And secondly, I feel I made that mistake

#397

⇓

Cos Dr Townshend forced me to perform a procedure that's unsafe and outdated.

#398

⇓

Cos Dr Townshend forced me to perform a procedure that's unsafe and outdated.

#399

⇓

'Sorry, Townsie.'

#400

⇓

'Sorry, Townsie.'

#401

⇓

-Now, let me get this straight. You screwed up doing something you should've been able tohandle,

#402

⇓

-Now, let me get this straight. You screwed up doing something you should've been able tohandle,

#403

⇓

and now you're in here to tattle on the very guy who's taken the bullet for you. Isthat right?

#404

⇓

and now you're in here to tattle on the very guy who's taken the bullet for you. Isthat right?

#405

⇓

and now you're in here to tattle on the very guy who's taken the bullet for you. Isthat right?

#406

⇓

-Do me a favour, will ya, son? Grab that for me?

#407

⇓

-Do me a favour, will ya, son? Grab that for me?

#408

⇓

Thanks! (GROANS)

#409

⇓

-I'm sorry, sir.

#410

⇓

-I'm sorry, sir.

#411

⇓

-Kelly clamp. -One Kelly clamp coming right up.

#412

⇓

-Kelly clamp. -One Kelly clamp coming right up.

#413

⇓

Hey, Rowdy! -You seem distracted. Is something wrong?

#414

⇓

Hey, Rowdy! -You seem distracted. Is something wrong?

#415

⇓

-No, sir. I call everyone..."Rowdy."

#416

⇓

-No, sir. I call everyone..."Rowdy."

#417

⇓

-What, leave him in the car?

#418

⇓

-You freaked out Carla, nearly got me fired! Why don't you smack me(?)

#419

⇓

-You freaked out Carla, nearly got me fired! Why don't you smack me(?)

#420

⇓

-You freaked out Carla, nearly got me fired! Why don't you smack me(?)

#421

⇓

-Fine. Check this out! I can't believe you're giving me attitude!

#422

⇓

-Fine. Check this out! I can't believe you're giving me attitude!

#423

⇓

I've taken care of you your entire life, I tell I'm getting divorced, and you make it all about you!

#424

⇓

I've taken care of you your entire life, I tell I'm getting divorced, and you make it all about you!

#425

⇓

-You didn't seem too broken up about it! Why should I care?

#426

⇓

-You didn't seem too broken up about it! Why should I care?

#427

⇓

-She left me, OK?

#428

⇓

-Alrighty, there, Dr Leverage. Listen up, here's the real "inside scoop".

#429

⇓

-Alrighty, there, Dr Leverage. Listen up, here's the real "inside scoop".

#430

⇓

I could literally sculpt a gigantic Mr Burnett out of what I just removed from MrBurnett.

#431

⇓

I could literally sculpt a gigantic Mr Burnett out of what I just removed from MrBurnett.

#432

⇓

I could literally sculpt a gigantic Mr Burnett out of what I just removed from MrBurnett.

#433

⇓

So, it's in your best interest for you to start talking.

#434

⇓

So, it's in your best interest for you to start talking.

#435

⇓

Should I get the child a baseball glove or a tutu?

#436

⇓

Should I get the child a baseball glove or a tutu?

#437

⇓

-Girls can play baseball, too! -Yak-yak! I know what girls can do! You've come a long way.Spill, doll.

#438

⇓

-Girls can play baseball, too! -Yak-yak! I know what girls can do! You've come a long way.Spill, doll.

#439

⇓

-I think you should think about this.

#440

⇓

-I think you should think about this.

#441

⇓

So, I wrote it down and I put it an envelope and then I gave it to her.

#442

⇓

So, I wrote it down and I put it an envelope and then I gave it to her.

#443

⇓

-Hi, honey.

#444

⇓

-Hi, honey.

#445

⇓

-You are just so gonna pay for this.

#446

⇓

-You are just so gonna pay for this.

#447

⇓

-Yeah, well, so are you.

#448

⇓

-Bend over, baby. -Oh!

#449

⇓

-Bend over, baby. -Oh!

#450

⇓

-Mr Singer's going to be just fine.

#451

⇓

-Mr Singer's going to be just fine.

#452

⇓

-Jeez! Don't creep up on me! I almost dropped some fruit in my loops!

#453

⇓

-Jeez! Don't creep up on me! I almost dropped some fruit in my loops!

#454

⇓

-Jeez! Don't creep up on me! I almost dropped some fruit in my loops!

#455

⇓

-I'm sorry, buddy.

#456

⇓

Say, listen, er,... nowadays it has become kind of hospital protocol

#457

⇓

Say, listen, er,... nowadays it has become kind of hospital protocol

#458

⇓

to do modified Seldinger. You do know how to do one, don't you?

#459

⇓

to do modified Seldinger. You do know how to do one, don't you?

#460

⇓

to do modified Seldinger. You do know how to do one, don't you?

#461

⇓

-Of course! -Good.

#462

⇓

Because the patient in bed number 2 needs one. You mind doing it for me?

#463

⇓

Because the patient in bed number 2 needs one. You mind doing it for me?

#464

⇓

-What the hell's this all about?

#465

⇓

-What the hell's this all about?

#466

⇓

-Nothing! I was just looking over your files

#467

⇓

-Nothing! I was just looking over your files

#468

⇓

and your osteoporotic patients aren't on bisphosphonate.

#469

⇓

and your osteoporotic patients aren't on bisphosphonate.

#470

⇓

and your osteoporotic patients aren't on bisphosphonate.

#471

⇓

Your diabetics aren't on ACE inhibitors.

#472

⇓

Doug, a lot of your treatments are pretty out of date.

#473

⇓

Doug, a lot of your treatments are pretty out of date.

#474

⇓

-Come on, Bob, guys like us, we're set in our ways.

#475

⇓

-Come on, Bob, guys like us, we're set in our ways.

#476

⇓

-This is not an age thing. If you've been out of med school five years,

#477

⇓

-This is not an age thing. If you've been out of med school five years,

#478

⇓

-This is not an age thing. If you've been out of med school five years,

#479

⇓

half of what you learned is obsolete!

#480

⇓

Why do you think I spend every other weekend at a seminar in some two-star hotel ballroom

#481

⇓

Why do you think I spend every other weekend at a seminar in some two-star hotel ballroom

#482

⇓

Why do you think I spend every other weekend at a seminar in some two-star hotel ballroom

#483

⇓

that still stinks of last night's prom vomit? I do it to keep up.

#484

⇓

that still stinks of last night's prom vomit? I do it to keep up.

#485

⇓

-Also, it gives you two days away from the missus.

#486

⇓

-Also, it gives you two days away from the missus.

#487

⇓

I am sorry I was the one who introduced you in the first place!

#488

⇓

I am sorry I was the one who introduced you in the first place!

#489

⇓

Look, Bob, I just... I don't have the energy for all that stuff.

#490

⇓

Look, Bob, I just... I don't have the energy for all that stuff.

#491

⇓

-Well, then we got a problem.

#492

⇓

-Well, then we got a problem.

#493

⇓

You wanna talk about what happened?

#494

⇓

You wanna talk about what happened?

#495

⇓

-Nah, man. Look, it's just too depressing.

#496

⇓

-Nah, man. Look, it's just too depressing.

#497

⇓

-You're in a bad place, but you'll get through it. Just give it time.

#498

⇓

-You're in a bad place, but you'll get through it. Just give it time.

#499

⇓

-What am I supposed to do until then?

#500

⇓

-What am I supposed to do until then?

#501

⇓

-Barkeep, I'm gonna need these two glasses and that bottle of whisky.

#502

⇓

-Barkeep, I'm gonna need these two glasses and that bottle of whisky.

#503

⇓

Excuse me, miss. My brother definitely needs to borrow your hat.

#504

⇓

Excuse me, miss. My brother definitely needs to borrow your hat.

#505

⇓

For the love of all that's holy! Will someone put on some country!

#506

⇓

For the love of all that's holy! Will someone put on some country!

#507

⇓

(COUNTRY MUSIC)

#508

⇓

(COUNTRY MUSIC)

#509

⇓

-We are a horrible couple. -You couldn't be more wrong.

#510

⇓

-We are a horrible couple. -You couldn't be more wrong.

#511

⇓

Because, even though that isn't my kid in there,

#512

⇓

Because, even though that isn't my kid in there,

#513

⇓

I still want to feel connected.

#514

⇓

I still want to feel connected.

#515

⇓

And I thought I'd be more hooked in if I knew.

#516

⇓

And I thought I'd be more hooked in if I knew.

#517

⇓

-It's funny.

#518

⇓

Every time I think you're the same old sharp-edged jackass,

#519

⇓

Every time I think you're the same old sharp-edged jackass,

#520

⇓

you turn around and do something to remind me that you're such a pansy.

#521

⇓

you turn around and do something to remind me that you're such a pansy.

#522

⇓

-Ahh.

#523

⇓

-Ahh.

#524

⇓

-Listen, I was really hoping

#525

⇓

that the two of us could find out when the baby comes.

#526

⇓

that the two of us could find out when the baby comes.

#527

⇓

But, if you really need to know now, just keep it to yourself.

#528

⇓

But, if you really need to know now, just keep it to yourself.

#529

⇓

-Yeah, run away, there, missy. Guilt trips don't work on ol' Per-a-reno.

#530

⇓

-Yeah, run away, there, missy. Guilt trips don't work on ol' Per-a-reno.

#531

⇓

-Yeah, run away, there, missy. Guilt trips don't work on ol' Per-a-reno.

#532

⇓

Ah?

#533

⇓

-Sport, if you're still standing there when I turn around, I'm gonna have them erase your name, too.

#534

⇓

-Sport, if you're still standing there when I turn around, I'm gonna have them erase your name, too.

#535

⇓

-Sport, if you're still standing there when I turn around, I'm gonna have them erase your name, too.

#536

⇓

-Good night, sir.

#537

⇓

'It's not always easy to do the right thing.'

#538

⇓

'It's not always easy to do the right thing.'

#539

⇓

'It's not always easy to do the right thing.'

#540

⇓

-This is to my brother, y'all! My brother!

#541

⇓

'Like putting someone else's -feelings first for a change.'

#542

⇓

'Like putting someone else's -feelings first for a change.'

#543

⇓

-Wah-hoo! (COUGHS)

#544

⇓

-Wah-hoo! (COUGHS)

#545

⇓

'Even if it goes -against what you really want.'

#546

⇓

'Even if it goes -against what you really want.'

#547

⇓

-No.

#548

⇓

'Of course, there's -always ramifications.'

#549

⇓

'Of course, there's -always ramifications.'

#550

⇓

My car! -Yee-ha!

#551

⇓

My car! -Yee-ha!

#552

⇓

-You think it's my fault he gotfired. -Why would you say that? -No reason.

#553

⇓

-You think it's my fault he gotfired. -Why would you say that? -No reason.

#554

⇓

-Let's see ya drive home now, Mr Doctor-Man! (LAUGHS)

#555

⇓

-Let's see ya drive home now, Mr Doctor-Man! (LAUGHS)

#556

⇓

-Let's see ya drive home now, Mr Doctor-Man! (LAUGHS)

#557

⇓

-Troy. I said just stand there, didn't I?

#558

⇓

-Troy. I said just stand there, didn't I?

#559

⇓

-Yeah?!

#560

⇓

-Yeah?!

#561

⇓

-I may have to get rid of the guy.

#562

⇓

'Even if you do the right -thing, there's no guarantee it'll turn out the right way.'

#563

⇓

'Even if you do the right -thing, there's no guarantee it'll turn out the right way.'

#564

⇓

'Even if you do the right -thing, there's no guarantee it'll turn out the right way.'

#565

⇓

(SINGS) # He ain't -heavy, he's my brother #

#566

⇓

(SINGS) # He ain't -heavy, he's my brother #

#567

⇓

Oh, oh. She, er, she's not with him. And she ain't with me.

#568

⇓

Oh, oh. She, er, she's not with him. And she ain't with me.

#569

⇓

Oh, oh. She, er, she's not with him. And she ain't with me.

#570

⇓

She's, er... She's with Rowdy. Not like that.

#571

⇓

'Because even something as -harmless as 20 or 30 drinks with your brother can end up biting you on the ass.'

#572

⇓

'Because even something as -harmless as 20 or 30 drinks with your brother can end up biting you on the ass.'

#573

⇓

'Because even something as -harmless as 20 or 30 drinks with your brother can end up biting you on the ass.'

#574

⇓

-Edited by Access Innovation Media www.ai-media.tv

#575

⇓

-Edited by Access Innovation Media www.ai-media.tv

#576

⇓

Season 2, Episode 14 — My Brother, My Keeper

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