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Season 2, Episode 7 — My First Step
Mike, before we get you out of here
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Mike, before we get you out of here
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Mike, before we get you out of here
#3
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'Even their own home video.'
#4
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'Even their own home video.'
#5
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See, right about here is where you get hurt. (LAUGHS)
#6
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See, right about here is where you get hurt. (LAUGHS)
#7
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Here you're not hurt and then... Oh!
#8
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Here you're not hurt and then... Oh!
#9
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Good God! Hurt again!
#10
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Not hurt. Hurt!
#11
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Not hurt. Hurt!
#12
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Baritone. Soprano!
#13
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Baritone. Soprano!
#14
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Married with two kids. Dying.
#15
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Married with two kids. Dying.
#16
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-Look, I get it, OK! -OK. OK, Mike. That's all that matters.
#17
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-Look, I get it, OK! -OK. OK, Mike. That's all that matters.
#18
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Victor! Victoria!
#19
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Victor! Victoria!
#20
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The kid thinks he's Evel Knievel.
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The kid thinks he's Evel Knievel.
#22
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-Oh, gosh, I'd love to attend your safety camp this summer but my parents are making me go to Maine
#23
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-Oh, gosh, I'd love to attend your safety camp this summer but my parents are making me go to Maine
#24
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with them so make sure and take a lot of pictures so when you get back
#25
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with them so make sure and take a lot of pictures so when you get back
#26
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we can sit down and put together our friends forever collage.
#27
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we can sit down and put together our friends forever collage.
#28
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Come on. The kid's 16. He's a little busted up, it's no big deal.
#29
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Come on. The kid's 16. He's a little busted up, it's no big deal.
#30
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Come on. The kid's 16. He's a little busted up, it's no big deal.
#31
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When you were a kid you must have cut your hand on your doll house. -Oh, please. I lived for danger.
#32
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When you were a kid you must have cut your hand on your doll house. -Oh, please. I lived for danger.
#33
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Who's looking for some frisbee?
#34
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Who's looking for some frisbee?
#35
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Get my Mom! Get my Mom!
#36
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Get my Mom! Get my Mom!
#37
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I had four different helmets.
#38
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I had four different helmets.
#39
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-I don't have time to be a 100 Watt bulb for your annoying little moth
#40
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-I don't have time to be a 100 Watt bulb for your annoying little moth
#41
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so if you just fly away that would be great. Just fly awa... a-hay.
#42
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so if you just fly away that would be great. Just fly awa... a-hay.
#43
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'I usually don't walk away -from Dr Cox but today's the day the pharmaceutical reps show up
#44
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'I usually don't walk away -from Dr Cox but today's the day the pharmaceutical reps show up
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'I usually don't walk away -from Dr Cox but today's the day the pharmaceutical reps show up
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to peddle new drugs and at Sacred Heart that means one thing. Julie's here!'
#47
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to peddle new drugs and at Sacred Heart that means one thing. Julie's here!'
#48
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# Doctor, Doctor, gimme the news
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# Doctor, Doctor, gimme the news
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# I gotta bad case
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# Of loving you
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# Of loving you
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# No pill's gonna cure my ill
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# I gotta bad case
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# I gotta bad case
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# Of loving you
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# Of loving you
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# Doctor, Doctor, gimme the news
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# I gotta bad case
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# I gotta bad case
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# Of loving you #
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-Damn! -Damn!
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-Damn! -Damn!
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-Damn!
#65
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-Damn!
#66
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What? She's hot. -No. That's hot.
#67
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-You know that fantasy I have of you, me and a player to be named later?
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-You know that fantasy I have of you, me and a player to be named later?
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-Yeah, fine. If it was someone like her I'd go for it.
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-Yeah, fine. If it was someone like her I'd go for it.
#71
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-You are the best thing that has ever happened to me.
#72
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-You are the best thing that has ever happened to me.
#73
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-I can't believe you said that! -Oh, what? It's not like he's gonna do anything about it.
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-I can't believe you said that! -Oh, what? It's not like he's gonna do anything about it.
#75
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-I was wondering if we could possibly... That woman there. -Oh!
#76
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-I was wondering if we could possibly... That woman there. -Oh!
#77
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-< Hey, baby. -Yeah. You can't ever give a guy that window.
#78
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-< Hey, baby. -Yeah. You can't ever give a guy that window.
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# I can't do this
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# All on my own
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# All on my own
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# I'm no
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# I said I'm no
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# I said I'm no
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# Superman #
#86
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# I'm no superman
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# I'm no superman
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# I'm no superman #
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'Even though she was way out of my -league I decided to show some guts
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'Even though she was way out of my -league I decided to show some guts
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and lay down the smoothest rap I knew.'
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and lay down the smoothest rap I knew.'
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H-H-Hey. -Hi, handsome. I'm Julie.
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-Oh, were you named after a precious jewel...
#95
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-Oh, were you named after a precious jewel...
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..ee?
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-You're cute. Would you like a pen?
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-You're cute. Would you like a pen?
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-No, I'd... love one.
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-No, I'd... love one.
#101
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-Go ahead. Take it.
#102
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-Go ahead. Take it.
#103
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'Steady. Easy, now.'
#104
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'Steady. Easy, now.'
#105
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'You're almost... there.' (WHISTLES) That's a bad newbie!
#106
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'You're almost... there.' (WHISTLES) That's a bad newbie!
#107
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My, God! You'd be more subtle if you stood naked in the hallway eating a 10-inch kielbasa.
#108
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My, God! You'd be more subtle if you stood naked in the hallway eating a 10-inch kielbasa.
#109
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-That hurts, Perry. -Let's go!
#110
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-That hurts, Perry. -Let's go!
#111
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-I gotta say I don't mind watching you two boys walk away. Oh, yeah!
#112
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-I gotta say I don't mind watching you two boys walk away. Oh, yeah!
#113
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Work it! (YELPS) -She's talking about our tushies. Let's go back walking backwards.
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Work it! (YELPS) -She's talking about our tushies. Let's go back walking backwards.
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Work it! (YELPS) -She's talking about our tushies. Let's go back walking backwards.
#116
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-I hate no-one more than that Medusa. She is everything that's wrong
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-I hate no-one more than that Medusa. She is everything that's wrong
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with medicine. She makes me wanna tear someone's head off. -Dr Cox!
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with medicine. She makes me wanna tear someone's head off. -Dr Cox!
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I have a teeny little question about Mrs Conn's necrotizing fasciitis. -Oh, for you, Barbie, anything.
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I have a teeny little question about Mrs Conn's necrotizing fasciitis. -Oh, for you, Barbie, anything.
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-Super. -But first, I actually had my physical last week and while
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-Super. -But first, I actually had my physical last week and while
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my cholesterol was low my blood pressure was through the roof.
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my cholesterol was low my blood pressure was through the roof.
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My physician was stumped but now, thank God, you've helped to solve that riddle.
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My physician was stumped but now, thank God, you've helped to solve that riddle.
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The very instant I heard your shrill voice whining about a teeny problem
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The very instant I heard your shrill voice whining about a teeny problem
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it took every ounce of self-restraint I had to keep blood from shooting out my ears.
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it took every ounce of self-restraint I had to keep blood from shooting out my ears.
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it took every ounce of self-restraint I had to keep blood from shooting out my ears.
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-In the time it took you to say that you could have helped me instead. -Well, yes.
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-In the time it took you to say that you could have helped me instead. -Well, yes.
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But, here, that's what makes it delicious.
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But, here, that's what makes it delicious.
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(LAUGHS) What? I am not gonna -say a word. -You just did!
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(LAUGHS) What? I am not gonna -say a word. -You just did!
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-Except that. And that. And now, that. And that and that and that! I just keep on going.
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-Except that. And that. And now, that. And that and that and that! I just keep on going.
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-Except that. And that. And now, that. And that and that and that! I just keep on going.
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-Hey, cutie. What's your name?
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-Hey, cutie. What's your name?
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-I'm Carla. I'm your girlfriend and as much as I usually love it
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-I'm Carla. I'm your girlfriend and as much as I usually love it
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I don't have time to play that game where we pretend we never met, OK?
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I don't have time to play that game where we pretend we never met, OK?
#148
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-Carla's a pretty name. -You know I'd play but because I'm just a nurse I have to get Dr Wilder's permission
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-Carla's a pretty name. -You know I'd play but because I'm just a nurse I have to get Dr Wilder's permission
#150
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-Carla's a pretty name. -You know I'd play but because I'm just a nurse I have to get Dr Wilder's permission
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to give his patients some food even though I know it's perfectly fine.
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to give his patients some food even though I know it's perfectly fine.
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-Speaking of things that are perfectly fine. -Ugh!
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-Speaking of things that are perfectly fine. -Ugh!
#155
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-It was a compliment. Why won't women talk to me? -You're slimy and turn everything into a double entendre.
#156
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-It was a compliment. Why won't women talk to me? -You're slimy and turn everything into a double entendre.
#157
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-It was a compliment. Why won't women talk to me? -You're slimy and turn everything into a double entendre.
#158
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-Not true!
#159
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-Go ahead. -I'd like to double her entendre.
#160
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-Go ahead. -I'd like to double her entendre.
#161
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Please!
#162
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Please!
#163
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'He's leaving. This is officially -the greatest day ever.'
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'He's leaving. This is officially -the greatest day ever.'
#165
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Taking off? -Yeah. If that's OK?
#166
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Taking off? -Yeah. If that's OK?
#167
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-That's fine. -I just wanted to sneak out for an hour and see my kid's fourth grade play but you caught me.
#168
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-That's fine. -I just wanted to sneak out for an hour and see my kid's fourth grade play but you caught me.
#169
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-No, no catchees! -You're right! From now on before I do anything I'll run it by you first.
#170
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-No, no catchees! -You're right! From now on before I do anything I'll run it by you first.
#171
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-No, no catchees! -You're right! From now on before I do anything I'll run it by you first.
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Permission to see my kid overcome his shyness by appearing
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Permission to see my kid overcome his shyness by appearing
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in his class production of Town Without A Turkey.
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in his class production of Town Without A Turkey.
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-I gotta get back to work. -Back to work.
#177
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-I gotta get back to work. -Back to work.
#178
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Message received!
#179
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'What just happened?'
#180
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'What just happened?'
#181
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-I can't figure out what to do about Mrs Conn. Should I send her for
#182
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-I can't figure out what to do about Mrs Conn. Should I send her for
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-Don't send her to surgery. I'll tell
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I know I'm right cos I'm a wait-and-see kind of guy.
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I know I'm right cos I'm a wait-and-see kind of guy.
#186
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In modern medicine we're faced with tough decisions almost every day. -You are amazing!
#187
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In modern medicine we're faced with tough decisions almost every day. -You are amazing!
#188
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In modern medicine we're faced with tough decisions almost every day. -You are amazing!
#189
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-Well, amazing's sort of a strong word.
#190
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I just show up and let the Lord work through me. -You think you're a better doctor than me, don't you?
#191
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I just show up and let the Lord work through me. -You think you're a better doctor than me, don't you?
#192
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'I do have better bedside manner. I -anticipate problems way ahead of time
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'I do have better bedside manner. I -anticipate problems way ahead of time
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and my hair never gets in my face, so, yes, yes, I do!'
#195
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and my hair never gets in my face, so, yes, yes, I do!'
#196
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No, I don't! -Yes, you do!
#197
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No, I don't! -Yes, you do!
#198
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Every time you stare off into space like this...
#199
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..I know you're thinking something you're too afraid to say. -Please, I never do this.
#200
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..I know you're thinking something you're too afraid to say. -Please, I never do this.
#201
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'Maybe she's just upset because she knows I'm right.' -Oh, my God!
#202
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'Maybe she's just upset because she knows I'm right.' -Oh, my God!
#203
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-Dr Cox, I hate to bring it up again but it seems important.
#204
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-Dr Cox, I hate to bring it up again but it seems important.
#205
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Julie likes our tushies.
#206
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Julie likes our tushies.
#207
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-Newbie, any doctor with even a shred of self-respect wouldn't give that woman the time of day.
#208
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-Newbie, any doctor with even a shred of self-respect wouldn't give that woman the time of day.
#209
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(LAUGHING) Oh, Julie! Well, well, if it isn't the Captain and Tennille of the underworld.
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(LAUGHING) Oh, Julie! Well, well, if it isn't the Captain and Tennille of the underworld.
#211
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(LAUGHING) Oh, Julie! Well, well, if it isn't the Captain and Tennille of the underworld.
#212
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-Hi, boys. -Hi, Julie.
#213
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-Perry, do you know the name of the new antiarrhythmic drug Julie's selling? -That's a tough one.
#214
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-Perry, do you know the name of the new antiarrhythmic drug Julie's selling? -That's a tough one.
#215
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-Perry, do you know the name of the new antiarrhythmic drug Julie's selling? -That's a tough one.
#216
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-It's Plomox. -Nice work, Nancy Drew.
#217
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-It's Plomox. -Nice work, Nancy Drew.
#218
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Now see if you can solve the one about the missing ID badge.
#219
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Now see if you can solve the one about the missing ID badge.
#220
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-Plomox is the most effective antiarrhythmic drug on the market with minimal side effects.
#221
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-Plomox is the most effective antiarrhythmic drug on the market with minimal side effects.
#222
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Only nausea, impotence and anal leakage. -I'm getting two out of three just listening.
#223
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Only nausea, impotence and anal leakage. -I'm getting two out of three just listening.
#224
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-You can talk about it tonight at the dinner you're helping her put together.
#225
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-You can talk about it tonight at the dinner you're helping her put together.
#226
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-You can talk about it tonight at the dinner you're helping her put together.
#227
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-Don't do this to me, Bob! -Do it to him, Bob.
#228
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-Don't do this to me, Bob! -Do it to him, Bob.
#229
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-We need a big staff turnout so don't take no for an answer. -You going, chief?
#230
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-We need a big staff turnout so don't take no for an answer. -You going, chief?
#231
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-No! If I wanted to make boring small talk over low-grade beef I'd have dinner at home.
#232
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-No! If I wanted to make boring small talk over low-grade beef I'd have dinner at home.
#233
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-I'm increasing your lidocaine drip a little bit, OK, Mr Brooks?
#234
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-I'm increasing your lidocaine drip a little bit, OK, Mr Brooks?
#235
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-Hey, Carla, you got a second? -No, actually, I'm swamped.
#236
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-Hey, Carla, you got a second? -No, actually, I'm swamped.
#237
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-I got a present for you.
#238
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-I got a present for you.
#239
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-Why would you get me a present? -Why does it need to be a birthday
#240
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-Why would you get me a present? -Why does it need to be a birthday
#241
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or anniversary for me to give my baby a little something?
#242
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or anniversary for me to give my baby a little something?
#243
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-Plus you figure to get yourself a little at-work something.
#244
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-Plus you figure to get yourself a little at-work something.
#245
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-I'll get the door!
#246
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-I'll get the door!
#247
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-Wow! A bus pass!
#248
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-Wow! A bus pass!
#249
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Help me get off my bra. -That's not all!
#250
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Help me get off my bra. -That's not all!
#251
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You'll use that bus pass for a paid trip to Nurse Practitioner School
#252
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You'll use that bus pass for a paid trip to Nurse Practitioner School
#253
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where you'll learn to be more than just a nurse.
#254
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where you'll learn to be more than just a nurse.
#255
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-Just a nurse? -Did I say just a nurse?! I meant a nurse!
#256
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-Just a nurse? -Did I say just a nurse?! I meant a nurse!
#257
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You complained about having to ask permission just to feed a patient.
#258
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You complained about having to ask permission just to feed a patient.
#259
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This way you'll take responsibility plus you'll make more money.
#260
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This way you'll take responsibility plus you'll make more money.
#261
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-You thought the only reason I do my job is because someone didn't
#262
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-You thought the only reason I do my job is because someone didn't
#263
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come along to hand me a brochure?!
#264
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come along to hand me a brochure?!
#265
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-And a bus pass.
#266
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-And a bus pass.
#267
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-You're unbelievable!
#268
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-Damn! -Dude, I am just as disappointed as you are.
#269
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-Damn! -Dude, I am just as disappointed as you are.
#270
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Even though I sent Mrs Conn to surgery I know you were trying
#271
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Even though I sent Mrs Conn to surgery I know you were trying
#272
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to help and I overreacted and that's something I've been working on to not do as much.
#273
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to help and I overreacted and that's something I've been working on to not do as much.
#274
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-I still think you should have gone with my wait-and-see approach. -You're not the boss of me!
#275
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-I still think you should have gone with my wait-and-see approach. -You're not the boss of me!
#276
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-I still think you should have gone with my wait-and-see approach. -You're not the boss of me!
#277
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-I'm not the boss of anyone here. -Permission to use the can, boss?
#278
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-I'm not the boss of anyone here. -Permission to use the can, boss?
#279
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-Enough, already! I'm not doing this!
#280
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-Enough, already! I'm not doing this!
#281
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Fine! Permission granted!
#282
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-So, Mr Brooks is doing peachy, huh? -Peachy clean!
#283
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-So, Mr Brooks is doing peachy, huh? -Peachy clean!
#284
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-Great! A patient's improvement is always cause for celebration here at Sacred Heart.
#285
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-Great! A patient's improvement is always cause for celebration here at Sacred Heart.
#286
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-Great! A patient's improvement is always cause for celebration here at Sacred Heart.
#287
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And yet, for some reason, I'm not wearing a party hat,
#288
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And yet, for some reason, I'm not wearing a party hat,
#289
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sitting bare ass on the hospital's copier machine. You know why?
#290
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sitting bare ass on the hospital's copier machine. You know why?
#291
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It's not because I have the name, "Johnny", tattooed on my butt. He's an old sailing buddy.
#292
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It's not because I have the name, "Johnny", tattooed on my butt. He's an old sailing buddy.
#293
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If you went through what we did you'd understand. It's because somebody
#294
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If you went through what we did you'd understand. It's because somebody
#295
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If you went through what we did you'd understand. It's because somebody
#296
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went ahead and increased Mr Brooks's lidocaine drip and by law that can only be a doctor.
#297
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went ahead and increased Mr Brooks's lidocaine drip and by law that can only be a doctor.
#298
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Are you a doctor, Nurse Espinosa?
#299
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Are you a doctor, Nurse Espinosa?
#300
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Well? -No, sir.
#301
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Well? -No, sir.
#302
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-You're damn right you're not!
#303
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-You're damn right you're not!
#304
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-So, how's the guest list for tonight's state dinner shaping up?
#305
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-So, how's the guest list for tonight's state dinner shaping up?
#306
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-I don't have any definitive confirmations yet but,
#307
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-I don't have any definitive confirmations yet but,
#308
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admittedly, that could be because I haven't asked anyone.
#309
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admittedly, that could be because I haven't asked anyone.
#310
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-Why does it have to be like this every time I come here? I mean, what is your problem with me? -OK.
#311
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-Why does it have to be like this every time I come here? I mean, what is your problem with me? -OK.
#312
⇓
Everyone here knows that you sell pills and yet you use phrases like,
#313
⇓
Everyone here knows that you sell pills and yet you use phrases like,
#314
⇓
Everyone here knows that you sell pills and yet you use phrases like,
#315
⇓
"Take orally", and, "Increases blood flow." Way too much!
#316
⇓
"Take orally", and, "Increases blood flow." Way too much!
#317
⇓
Don't you understand you got half the doctors on the staff believing if they go ahead and join
#318
⇓
Don't you understand you got half the doctors on the staff believing if they go ahead and join
#319
⇓
Team Plomox they got an outside shot of you showing them the cotton inside your bottle?
#320
⇓
Team Plomox they got an outside shot of you showing them the cotton inside your bottle?
#321
⇓
Team Plomox they got an outside shot of you showing them the cotton inside your bottle?
#322
⇓
Would you like to know the real dirty, dirty little secret?
#323
⇓
Would you like to know the real dirty, dirty little secret?
#324
⇓
It's that your drug is so damn good that you guys put a 600 per cent mark up on it.
#325
⇓
It's that your drug is so damn good that you guys put a 600 per cent mark up on it.
#326
⇓
Hey, the only one's hurt are the sick people, right?
#327
⇓
Hey, the only one's hurt are the sick people, right?
#328
⇓
Since your company doesn't care about them and you're part of it
#329
⇓
Since your company doesn't care about them and you're part of it
#330
⇓
it means you don't care either and that's what's making me sick.
#331
⇓
it means you don't care either and that's what's making me sick.
#332
⇓
-Well, you can say what you want, Perry.
#333
⇓
-Well, you can say what you want, Perry.
#334
⇓
But we both know that you'd love nothing more than to smack this fine ass.
#335
⇓
But we both know that you'd love nothing more than to smack this fine ass.
#336
⇓
But we both know that you'd love nothing more than to smack this fine ass.
#337
⇓
Oh! -Oh! -Perry!
#338
⇓
Harder, Perry! Oh!
#339
⇓
Don't stop, Perry!
#340
⇓
Don't stop, Perry!
#341
⇓
Oh, Perry! That feels go-o-o-od!
#342
⇓
Oh, Perry! That feels go-o-o-od!
#343
⇓
-Ah!
#344
⇓
-Ah!
#345
⇓
-Promise me you'll be more careful, right? -The only way to feel alive is to push the limits once in a while.
#346
⇓
-Promise me you'll be more careful, right? -The only way to feel alive is to push the limits once in a while.
#347
⇓
-Promise me you'll be more careful, right? -The only way to feel alive is to push the limits once in a while.
#348
⇓
-Well, keep it real. -Oh, God!
#349
⇓
-Well, keep it real. -Oh, God!
#350
⇓
See you, geek! -Buy a cup!
#351
⇓
See you, geek! -Buy a cup!
#352
⇓
Hey!
#353
⇓
Hey!
#354
⇓
What's wrong?
#355
⇓
-Mrs Conn died on the operating table.
#356
⇓
-Mrs Conn died on the operating table.
#357
⇓
'There are a lot of things -that can take you by surprise.'
#358
⇓
'There are a lot of things -that can take you by surprise.'
#359
⇓
'Sometimes it's just realising you're not as happy as you thought.'
#360
⇓
'Sometimes it's just realising you're not as happy as you thought.'
#361
⇓
'Sometimes it's a hot chick smacking her tushie.'
#362
⇓
'Sometimes it's a hot chick smacking her tushie.'
#363
⇓
'And sometimes it's when you take a chance...
#364
⇓
'And sometimes it's when you take a chance...
#365
⇓
..and lose.'
#366
⇓
-It just sucks, you know.
#367
⇓
-It just sucks, you know.
#368
⇓
'This is a crucial moment. -Pick your words carefully.'
#369
⇓
'This is a crucial moment. -Pick your words carefully.'
#370
⇓
I guess I was right after all.
#371
⇓
I guess I was right after all.
#372
⇓
Stupid!
#373
⇓
Stupid!
#374
⇓
puts you in a worse mood than having to explain why your patient died.'
#375
⇓
puts you in a worse mood than having to explain why your patient died.'
#376
⇓
'I need to talk to her when there's no possible way she can interrupt me.'
#377
⇓
'I need to talk to her when there's no possible way she can interrupt me.'
#378
⇓
'Peanut butter cracker! Go! Go! Go!'
#379
⇓
'Peanut butter cracker! Go! Go! Go!'
#380
⇓
What I said earlier came out the wrong way. I want you to know I...
#381
⇓
What I said earlier came out the wrong way. I want you to know I...
#382
⇓
-Pardon me!
#383
⇓
-Pardon me!
#384
⇓
-She's a crafty lass.
#385
⇓
-She's a crafty lass.
#386
⇓
-Baby, I know you had a rough day and I know I was part of it so
#387
⇓
-Baby, I know you had a rough day and I know I was part of it so
#388
⇓
I thought I'd make it up to you by taking you out to a nice dinner.
#389
⇓
I thought I'd make it up to you by taking you out to a nice dinner.
#390
⇓
-Which one of the waitresses you think will do me? -I'd say you had a shot with the bus boy.
#391
⇓
-Which one of the waitresses you think will do me? -I'd say you had a shot with the bus boy.
#392
⇓
-You realise this doesn't count, right? -Yeah, but, baby,...
#393
⇓
-You realise this doesn't count, right? -Yeah, but, baby,...
#394
⇓
..free steak.
#395
⇓
-You just, flat-out get women, don't you?
#396
⇓
-You just, flat-out get women, don't you?
#397
⇓
-It's kinda romantic, right? -Check it out!
#398
⇓
-It's kinda romantic, right? -Check it out!
#399
⇓
It's a meat cookie! -Oh, God!
#400
⇓
It's a meat cookie! -Oh, God!
#401
⇓
-Hello, boys and girl. How's the food. -Mmm!
#402
⇓
-Hello, boys and girl. How's the food. -Mmm!
#403
⇓
-Free! -And how are you, Dr Cox?
#404
⇓
-Free! -And how are you, Dr Cox?
#405
⇓
-I'm just here to enjoy my meal so unless those things dispense sauce I'd keep moving.
#406
⇓
-I'm just here to enjoy my meal so unless those things dispense sauce I'd keep moving.
#407
⇓
-I'm just here to enjoy my meal so unless those things dispense sauce I'd keep moving.
#408
⇓
-That is so, so funny. You know what else is funny?
#409
⇓
-That is so, so funny. You know what else is funny?
#410
⇓
How you claim you want nothing to do with me yet every time I turn around there you are. Hmm!
#411
⇓
How you claim you want nothing to do with me yet every time I turn around there you are. Hmm!
#412
⇓
I wonder why that is.
#413
⇓
I wonder why that is.
#414
⇓
(SMACKING) Oh, that feels good!
#415
⇓
(SMACKING) Oh, that feels good!
#416
⇓
(SMACKING)
#417
⇓
-Finally we have Dr Reid's
#418
⇓
-Finally we have Dr Reid's
#419
⇓
necrotizing fasciitis case.
#420
⇓
Deceased. Don't be frightened, sweetheart, no-one's on trial here.
#421
⇓
Deceased. Don't be frightened, sweetheart, no-one's on trial here.
#422
⇓
Deceased. Don't be frightened, sweetheart, no-one's on trial here.
#423
⇓
At least not until the family sues your little behind.
#424
⇓
At least not until the family sues your little behind.
#425
⇓
Sweetie, I'm not joking. But, should that happen, you may rest assured
#426
⇓
Sweetie, I'm not joking. But, should that happen, you may rest assured
#427
⇓
that the hospital will stand behind you 100 per cent.
#428
⇓
that the hospital will stand behind you 100 per cent.
#429
⇓
-Thank you very much, sir. -See, there I was joking. Try to keep up.
#430
⇓
-Thank you very much, sir. -See, there I was joking. Try to keep up.
#431
⇓
-Thank you very much, sir. -See, there I was joking. Try to keep up.
#432
⇓
'Oh, God, this is painful. It's like -watching a shark circle a baby harp seal.'
#433
⇓
'Oh, God, this is painful. It's like -watching a shark circle a baby harp seal.'
#434
⇓
-Dr Reid faced a very difficult decision.
#435
⇓
-Dr Reid faced a very difficult decision.
#436
⇓
And she chose an extremely risky course.
#437
⇓
And she chose an extremely risky course.
#438
⇓
'He's like a Royal python torturing -a hopper mouse. Man, I love Animal Planet.'
#439
⇓
'He's like a Royal python torturing -a hopper mouse. Man, I love Animal Planet.'
#440
⇓
-We all have a lesson to learn from Dr Reid's case.
#441
⇓
-We all have a lesson to learn from Dr Reid's case.
#442
⇓
'And here comes the crushing blow.'
#443
⇓
'And here comes the crushing blow.'
#444
⇓
-I say, kudos to Dr Reid.
#445
⇓
-What'os to who?
#446
⇓
-What'os to who?
#447
⇓
-Without surgery her patient didn't have a popsicle's chance in hell.
#448
⇓
-Without surgery her patient didn't have a popsicle's chance in hell.
#449
⇓
By making the tough choice she at least gave Mrs Conn an honest shot.
#450
⇓
By making the tough choice she at least gave Mrs Conn an honest shot.
#451
⇓
By making the tough choice she at least gave Mrs Conn an honest shot.
#452
⇓
And now for all of you wait-and-see doctors out there,...
#453
⇓
And now for all of you wait-and-see doctors out there,...
#454
⇓
..if you do not get to the point where you have the courage to take risks
#455
⇓
..if you do not get to the point where you have the courage to take risks
#456
⇓
..if you do not get to the point where you have the courage to take risks
#457
⇓
you will never be a great doctor.
#458
⇓
you will never be a great doctor.
#459
⇓
-Never? -Never ever.
#460
⇓
-Never? -Never ever.
#461
⇓
-Turk, don't eat off my plate.
#462
⇓
-Turk, don't eat off my plate.
#463
⇓
-You're right, baby, I'm sorry. That's rude.
#464
⇓
-You're right, baby, I'm sorry. That's rude.
#465
⇓
-You're having steak with a side of steak? -Right. Turf on turf.
#466
⇓
-You're having steak with a side of steak? -Right. Turf on turf.
#467
⇓
-You know what? I'm on my second glass of good wine,
#468
⇓
-You know what? I'm on my second glass of good wine,
#469
⇓
I'm watching my boyfriend try to eat his body weight in meat
#470
⇓
I'm watching my boyfriend try to eat his body weight in meat
#471
⇓
and I'm tickled the only thing Dr Cox wants isn't on the menu. Hah!
#472
⇓
and I'm tickled the only thing Dr Cox wants isn't on the menu. Hah!
#473
⇓
and I'm tickled the only thing Dr Cox wants isn't on the menu. Hah!
#474
⇓
-What? -What can I say? I'm finally having a good time.
#475
⇓
-What? -What can I say? I'm finally having a good time.
#476
⇓
-It'll pass. -I think it's bad you didn't like Turk's practitioner present.
#477
⇓
-It'll pass. -I think it's bad you didn't like Turk's practitioner present.
#478
⇓
-It'll pass. -I think it's bad you didn't like Turk's practitioner present.
#479
⇓
-Go! -Told ya!
#480
⇓
-Elliot, I'm sorry that I was such a jerk before.
#481
⇓
-Elliot, I'm sorry that I was such a jerk before.
#482
⇓
But, hey, I got mine, right?
#483
⇓
Anyway, thanks for being classier than I am and not rubbing it in my face.
#484
⇓
Anyway, thanks for being classier than I am and not rubbing it in my face.
#485
⇓
-No problem. Hey, you never told me that you're part native American.
#486
⇓
-No problem. Hey, you never told me that you're part native American.
#487
⇓
-What are you talking about? -Aren't you a member of the Waitansee tribe?
#488
⇓
-What are you talking about? -Aren't you a member of the Waitansee tribe?
#489
⇓
-What are you talking about? -Aren't you a member of the Waitansee tribe?
#490
⇓
Oh, come on! I laughed so hard when I thought of that that I peed a little!
#491
⇓
Oh, come on! I laughed so hard when I thought of that that I peed a little!
#492
⇓
I changed right after.
#493
⇓
I changed right after.
#494
⇓
-Seriously, why wouldn't you want a better job?
#495
⇓
-My baby's happy being just a nurse. Did I say just a nurse?
#496
⇓
-My baby's happy being just a nurse. Did I say just a nurse?
#497
⇓
I didn't mean... Nobody at this table said just... I meant A nurse. Right, baby? -That's right!
#498
⇓
I didn't mean... Nobody at this table said just... I meant A nurse. Right, baby? -That's right!
#499
⇓
I didn't mean... Nobody at this table said just... I meant A nurse. Right, baby? -That's right!
#500
⇓
Why? -Oh, just not smart. Even for you.
#501
⇓
Why? -Oh, just not smart. Even for you.
#502
⇓
-Excuse me for not having all your male ambition!
#503
⇓
-Excuse me for not having all your male ambition!
#504
⇓
I can't believe anyone would look down on me because I'm good at what
#505
⇓
I can't believe anyone would look down on me because I'm good at what
#506
⇓
I do and because I love doing it!
#507
⇓
-I'm sick to my stomach. -Me, too, Turk! Me, too! -No.
#508
⇓
-I'm sick to my stomach. -Me, too, Turk! Me, too! -No.
#509
⇓
Baby, I'm serious. I think I'm in trouble here. -Baby?
#510
⇓
Baby, I'm serious. I think I'm in trouble here. -Baby?
#511
⇓
Permission to speak, sir?
#512
⇓
-No! No, you may not speak! Not now and not ever, OK?!
#513
⇓
-No! No, you may not speak! Not now and not ever, OK?!
#514
⇓
You have overplayed your hand and you may never talk to me again! Those are the rules of the game!
#515
⇓
You have overplayed your hand and you may never talk to me again! Those are the rules of the game!
#516
⇓
You have overplayed your hand and you may never talk to me again! Those are the rules of the game!
#517
⇓
-Then, I quit! -No, no, no! No quitsies! Checkmate, gin and Yahtzee, my friend!
#518
⇓
-Then, I quit! -No, no, no! No quitsies! Checkmate, gin and Yahtzee, my friend!
#519
⇓
-Then, I quit! -No, no, no! No quitsies! Checkmate, gin and Yahtzee, my friend!
#520
⇓
-You know, my son used to play Yahtzee with me until you made me skip his play.
#521
⇓
-You know, my son used to play Yahtzee with me until you made me skip his play.
#522
⇓
Now he won't eat! -We've started a new game now, haven't we?
#523
⇓
Now he won't eat! -We've started a new game now, haven't we?
#524
⇓
-Yeah. It's called, You Don't Eat Until Timmy Does.
#525
⇓
-Yeah. It's called, You Don't Eat Until Timmy Does.
#526
⇓
-My mechanic has that poster in his garage. -Does he have this one?
#527
⇓
-My mechanic has that poster in his garage. -Does he have this one?
#528
⇓
-Actually, it's a family business.
#529
⇓
-Actually, it's a family business.
#530
⇓
-So, here we are.
#531
⇓
-So, here we are.
#532
⇓
Two people. Street lamp.
#533
⇓
Two people. Street lamp.
#534
⇓
Full moon. -Guy pissing on the dumpster. Oh!
#535
⇓
Full moon. -Guy pissing on the dumpster. Oh!
#536
⇓
Did I break the mood?
#537
⇓
Did I break the mood?
#538
⇓
-Fine. Do you want me to drop the flirty crap?
#539
⇓
-Fine. Do you want me to drop the flirty crap?
#540
⇓
I'm interested in you.
#541
⇓
I think we're a lot alike. I think we have chemistry. And I think
#542
⇓
I think we're a lot alike. I think we have chemistry. And I think
#543
⇓
you're scared so you use what I do as an excuse not to give us a try.
#544
⇓
you're scared so you use what I do as an excuse not to give us a try.
#545
⇓
-I'm sorry. I got to go. -Oh!
#546
⇓
-I'm sorry. I got to go. -Oh!
#547
⇓
-You OK? -Look at that!
#548
⇓
-You OK? -Look at that!
#549
⇓
I bounced back.
#550
⇓
I bounced back.
#551
⇓
(GROANS)
#552
⇓
(GROANS)
#553
⇓
Baby, my stomach's gonna explode.
#554
⇓
Baby, my stomach's gonna explode.
#555
⇓
-It's only heartburn, sweetie. You'll be fine.
#556
⇓
-It's only heartburn, sweetie. You'll be fine.
#557
⇓
-Hey! How's meat head?
#558
⇓
-Hey! How's meat head?
#559
⇓
-I know I'm not a doctor but if you could order a strong antimedic that would be great.
#560
⇓
-I know I'm not a doctor but if you could order a strong antimedic that would be great.
#561
⇓
-For the record you would ace that Nurse Practitioners programme. -Really? You think so?
#562
⇓
-For the record you would ace that Nurse Practitioners programme. -Really? You think so?
#563
⇓
-For the record you would ace that Nurse Practitioners programme. -Really? You think so?
#564
⇓
What if the classes are too hard? What if the teachers are mean? What if the other kids don't like me? -OK!
#565
⇓
What if the classes are too hard? What if the teachers are mean? What if the other kids don't like me? -OK!
#566
⇓
-Of course I would but I barely get to see my boyfriend as it is.
#567
⇓
-Of course I would but I barely get to see my boyfriend as it is.
#568
⇓
And if I went to class five nights a week, well...
#569
⇓
And if I went to class five nights a week, well...
#570
⇓
I guess I'm taking my chances on Turk right now. -Yeah.
#571
⇓
I guess I'm taking my chances on Turk right now. -Yeah.
#572
⇓
-Somebody make it stop!
#573
⇓
-Somebody make it stop!
#574
⇓
-I just don't want to look back and wonder what could have been, you know? -Yeah.
#575
⇓
-I just don't want to look back and wonder what could have been, you know? -Yeah.
#576
⇓
-Thanks.
#577
⇓
-Hey!
#578
⇓
-Hey!
#579
⇓
How's it going?
#580
⇓
-You have more jokes, don't you? -I jotted a couple of things down.
#581
⇓
-You have more jokes, don't you? -I jotted a couple of things down.
#582
⇓
-You see that nurse over there? I love her.
#583
⇓
-You see that nurse over there? I love her.
#584
⇓
Every night at 10.30 for the last year I've watched her come in here
#585
⇓
Every night at 10.30 for the last year I've watched her come in here
#586
⇓
and get a coffee and not once have I had the courage to ask her name.
#587
⇓
and get a coffee and not once have I had the courage to ask her name.
#588
⇓
-If it makes you feel any better she has a snaggle tooth.
#589
⇓
-If it makes you feel any better she has a snaggle tooth.
#590
⇓
-The point is Kelso's right, you know.
#591
⇓
-The point is Kelso's right, you know.
#592
⇓
It's not just professionally. In my personal life I don't take any chances either.
#593
⇓
It's not just professionally. In my personal life I don't take any chances either.
#594
⇓
I want to, I just...
#595
⇓
I want to, I just...
#596
⇓
I can never seem to take that first step.
#597
⇓
I can never seem to take that first step.
#598
⇓
-Come here! -What? Where are we going? I don't want to go anywhere.
#599
⇓
-Come here! -What? Where are we going? I don't want to go anywhere.
#600
⇓
I wanna spend time with snaggle tooth.
#601
⇓
I wanna spend time with snaggle tooth.
#602
⇓
'I guess it all comes down to what we're willing to risk.'
#603
⇓
'I guess it all comes down to what we're willing to risk.'
#604
⇓
'For some of us it's our feelings.'
#605
⇓
'For some of us it's our feelings.'
#606
⇓
-Wanna talk?
#607
⇓
-Wanna talk?
#608
⇓
-No.
#609
⇓
-No.
#610
⇓
'For others it's our future.'
#611
⇓
'For others it's our future.'
#612
⇓
-Baby. -Mmm? -If I had to do it again I would because I love the steak.
#613
⇓
-Baby. -Mmm? -If I had to do it again I would because I love the steak.
#614
⇓
-I know, puppy.
#615
⇓
-I know, puppy.
#616
⇓
'For me it was taking -a risk, period.'
#617
⇓
'For me it was taking -a risk, period.'
#618
⇓
'Even if that meant starting with my very first step.'
#619
⇓
'Even if that meant starting with my very first step.'
#620
⇓
-Dude, you're gonna love this! -I don't wanna do it!
#621
⇓
-Dude, you're gonna love this! -I don't wanna do it!
#622
⇓
-What's the worst that could happen? -We could die! -OK, second worst?
#623
⇓
-What's the worst that could happen? -We could die! -OK, second worst?
#624
⇓
-Can't we go back and talk to snaggle tooth! -No! Here we go! One! Two! Three!
#625
⇓
-Can't we go back and talk to snaggle tooth! -No! Here we go! One! Two! Three!
#626
⇓
-Edited by Access Innovation Media www.ai-media.tv
#627
⇓
-Edited by Access Innovation Media www.ai-media.tv
#628
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