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Season 2, Episode 3 — My Case Study

-Who wants another beer? -Should I? I gotta work early.

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-Who wants another beer? -Should I? I gotta work early.

#2

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I'm having fun except I had a pizza. -Elliot! -Yes, please.

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I'm having fun except I had a pizza. -Elliot! -Yes, please.

#4

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-Me, too. -I'll help.

#5

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-Me, too. -I'll help.

#6

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'When you spend most of your time together as a part of a group,

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'When you spend most of your time together as a part of a group,

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if you're left alone, there can be... uncomfortable silences.'

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if you're left alone, there can be... uncomfortable silences.'

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(STOMACH RUMBLES)

#11

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Th-Th-That was my tummy. -Oh.

#12

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Th-Th-That was my tummy. -Oh.

#13

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-Doctor, describe the presentation of Ludwig's Angina.

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-Doctor, describe the presentation of Ludwig's Angina.

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'Still, it's nothing compared -to the silence you can hear at work.'

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'Still, it's nothing compared -to the silence you can hear at work.'

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-Proud to have you on board, son.

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I'm sending one of you to a conference where you'll eat

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I'm sending one of you to a conference where you'll eat

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free food, stay at a nice hotel, and try not to embarrass this hospital.

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free food, stay at a nice hotel, and try not to embarrass this hospital.

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In the interest of fairness, I drew a name out of a hat - Elliot Reed.

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In the interest of fairness, I drew a name out of a hat - Elliot Reed.

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-Yes! I never win at anything! -And then I thought...

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-Yes! I never win at anything! -And then I thought...

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Oh, who cares what I thought? The point is you're not going.

#27

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Oh, who cares what I thought? The point is you're not going.

#28

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You see, it seems as though all you lazybones

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You see, it seems as though all you lazybones

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have forgotten my edict about residents publishing case reports.

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have forgotten my edict about residents publishing case reports.

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So whoever brings me the most interesting case goes to Reno.

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So whoever brings me the most interesting case goes to Reno.

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-You know, my parents live in Reno.

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-You know, my parents live in Reno.

#36

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-That's great! I'm sure you'll see them over Christmas.

#37

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-That's great! I'm sure you'll see them over Christmas.

#38

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(PAGER BEEPS) Criminy.

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(PAGER BEEPS) Criminy.

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'Not many things make the Chief -of Medicine move that fast.'

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'Not many things make the Chief -of Medicine move that fast.'

#42

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'But whenever a patient has the same name as a wing of the hospital,

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'But whenever a patient has the same name as a wing of the hospital,

#44

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you can predict Kelso's behaviour.' -Would you like it high on the cheek,

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you can predict Kelso's behaviour.' -Would you like it high on the cheek,

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or do you prefer this fleshy part in the middle?

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or do you prefer this fleshy part in the middle?

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-I'm trying to decide who's the most detestable suck-up here.

#49

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-I'm trying to decide who's the most detestable suck-up here.

#50

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You, this feminine guy with the perm... -Mom, please!

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You, this feminine guy with the perm... -Mom, please!

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-Or the one who can't seem to stop daydreaming.

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-Or the one who can't seem to stop daydreaming.

#54

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(FUNKY MUSIC)

#55

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(FUNKY MUSIC)

#56

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I'm sorry, what? -Oh, great.

#57

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Another sycophant. -Listen up, Molly Menopause, I need you to quiet down.

#58

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Another sycophant. -Listen up, Molly Menopause, I need you to quiet down.

#59

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You're scaring everyone. They're delivering a baby upstairs

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You're scaring everyone. They're delivering a baby upstairs

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and the kid's using the umbilical cord to crawl back in.

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and the kid's using the umbilical cord to crawl back in.

#63

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and the kid's using the umbilical cord to crawl back in.

#64

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-Now, you listen to me - (WHISTLES) I mean it, sister.

#65

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-From now on, he's my doctor. The rest of you can get out of here.

#66

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-From now on, he's my doctor. The rest of you can get out of here.

#67

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-Scram.

#68

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-Scram.

#69

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-Wait. Is that easy to manage?

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-Wait. Is that easy to manage?

#71

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# I can't do this all on my own

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# I can't do this all on my own

#73

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# No, I know I'm no superman

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# I'm no superman #

#75

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# I'm no superman #

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-OK, I'm Dr Cox. This is my gal Friday.

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-OK, I'm Dr Cox. This is my gal Friday.

#78

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She'll be helping me to take care of you.

#79

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She'll be helping me to take care of you.

#80

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Before we get under way, we need you to ease up on the yackety-yak.

#81

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Before we get under way, we need you to ease up on the yackety-yak.

#82

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-You can drop the macho act now. -Act schmact. The lip stays zipped.

#83

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-You can drop the macho act now. -Act schmact. The lip stays zipped.

#84

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-Zipped schmipped. I thought we were riffing. -We're not.

#85

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-Zipped schmipped. I thought we were riffing. -We're not.

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-OK. -Aren't you delicious? If I were 20 years younger,

#87

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this might be your lucky day.

#88

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this might be your lucky day.

#89

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-Careful there, sweet cheeks.

#90

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-Careful there, sweet cheeks.

#91

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I haven't decided which way I'm going take your temperature yet.

#92

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I haven't decided which way I'm going take your temperature yet.

#93

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-Wow, she had some old-fashioned sass.

#94

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You just don't see sass like that. -Stop saying sass.

#95

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-Sass. -Um,... Dr Cox?

#96

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-Sass. -Um,... Dr Cox?

#97

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I have a patient with blennorrhoea and I wondered if you thought

#98

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I have a patient with blennorrhoea and I wondered if you thought

#99

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that was interesting to present to Dr Kelso.

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that was interesting to present to Dr Kelso.

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-I'm sorry, nervous guy, but I can't do your work for you.

#102

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-I'm sorry, nervous guy, but I can't do your work for you.

#103

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Go look it up in the New England Journal Of Who Gives A Rat's Ass.

#104

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Go look it up in the New England Journal Of Who Gives A Rat's Ass.

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You've got to leave this instant. This second. This moment. Just go.

#106

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You've got to leave this instant. This second. This moment. Just go.

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Boy! Tell me, muffin, you're not like all these mindless drones,

#108

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Boy! Tell me, muffin, you're not like all these mindless drones,

#109

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trying to turn the sniffles into something much more fascinating

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trying to turn the sniffles into something much more fascinating

#111

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just so you're selected to go to this stupid conference, are you?

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just so you're selected to go to this stupid conference, are you?

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'I felt I knew the right answer.'

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'I felt I knew the right answer.'

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No? -Oh, good girl!

#116

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No? -Oh, good girl!

#117

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-Nurse Roberts, I just saw your patient in 106.

#118

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-Nurse Roberts, I just saw your patient in 106.

#119

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The next time you place an IV and hit the vein on the first try,

#120

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The next time you place an IV and hit the vein on the first try,

#121

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I'll crack open a bottle of bubbly.

#122

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I'll crack open a bottle of bubbly.

#123

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I mean, my God, woman. The man looks like Al Jarreau was his nurse.

#124

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I mean, my God, woman. The man looks like Al Jarreau was his nurse.

#125

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-What? -Isn't he the blind fellow?

#126

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-What? -Isn't he the blind fellow?

#127

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-You mean Ray Charles? -Dammit.

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-You mean Ray Charles? -Dammit.

#129

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Anyway, you're incompetent.

#130

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-Easy, Laverne, you're a saved woman.

#131

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-Easy, Laverne, you're a saved woman.

#132

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-Don't worry. Tomorrow's his wedding anniversary.

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-Don't worry. Tomorrow's his wedding anniversary.

#134

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-Why does that matter? -Kelso will be sweeter than flowers in honey.

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-Why does that matter? -Kelso will be sweeter than flowers in honey.

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-Which is why every year we use this time as an opportunity

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-Which is why every year we use this time as an opportunity

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to ask him for anything our department needs, like equipment.

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to ask him for anything our department needs, like equipment.

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-Or an extra nurse on weekends. -Or a Slip and Slide. Who's with me?

#141

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-Or an extra nurse on weekends. -Or a Slip and Slide. Who's with me?

#142

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-Shut up. -I don't get it, Dr Wen.

#143

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-Shut up. -I don't get it, Dr Wen.

#144

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Why would Kelso's anniversary make him less of a jerk than usual?

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Why would Kelso's anniversary make him less of a jerk than usual?

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-Tonight after work, Dr Kelso'll take his wife to a candlelit dinner.

#147

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-Tonight after work, Dr Kelso'll take his wife to a candlelit dinner.

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Then, after they've toasted to 40 wonderful years together,

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Then, after they've toasted to 40 wonderful years together,

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they'll go home and - -Oh, bam! Oh, bam!

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they'll go home and - -Oh, bam! Oh, bam!

#152

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-It's sweet that at their age they still...

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-It's sweet that at their age they still...

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-Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! -And then bam!

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-Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! -And then bam!

#156

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Dr Wen points to me. Guess who has to ask Dr Kelso for an argon laser?

#157

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Dr Wen points to me. Guess who has to ask Dr Kelso for an argon laser?

#158

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-I'm sorry, baby. -I'm outta here.

#159

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-I'm sorry, baby. -I'm outta here.

#160

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Damn argon laser! -Do you think we'd hang out as much

#161

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Damn argon laser! -Do you think we'd hang out as much

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if it weren't for JD and Turk? -Uh,... probably not.

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if it weren't for JD and Turk? -Uh,... probably not.

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They're the thing we have most in common.

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-We both have a hard time digesting dairy.

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-We both have a hard time digesting dairy.

#167

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-You're right. Do you wanna be my maid of honour? Elliot,

#168

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-You're right. Do you wanna be my maid of honour? Elliot,

#169

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I don't know why you're trying to force this. We're fine.

#170

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I don't know why you're trying to force this. We're fine.

#171

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I gotta get back to work.

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I gotta get back to work.

#173

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-We both work.

#174

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-So, have you found any cool cases yet?

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-So, have you found any cool cases yet?

#176

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-Look, muffin, I'm not gonna run around like a mindless drone

#177

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-Look, muffin, I'm not gonna run around like a mindless drone

#178

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turning the sniffles into something so you can go to some conference.

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turning the sniffles into something so you can go to some conference.

#180

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Schmonference. 'It's fun to rhyme.'

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Schmonference. 'It's fun to rhyme.'

#182

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-What? It's an amazing networking opportunity.

#183

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I've got it wrapped up anyway.

#184

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I've got it wrapped up anyway.

#185

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-Do you have something good? -If I told you, you wouldn't believe it.

#186

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-Do you have something good? -If I told you, you wouldn't believe it.

#187

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..and as you can see, the ass is on the front. (APPLAUSE)

#188

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..and as you can see, the ass is on the front. (APPLAUSE)

#189

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Front butt. It's like the Grail.

#190

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Front butt. It's like the Grail.

#191

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-Did you say something, Mr Too-Scared-To-Get-In-The-Game?

#192

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'Don't get sucked in.' You know, -I have an interesting patient, too.

#193

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'Don't get sucked in.' You know, -I have an interesting patient, too.

#194

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Basically, Mr Davis, you received a blunt trauma

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to the fibrous tissue of the corpus cavernosum.

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to the fibrous tissue of the corpus cavernosum.

#197

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-Great, and that means? -You broke your penis.

#198

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-Great, and that means? -You broke your penis.

#199

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-Wow. I can't wait to get my cast signed(!)

#200

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-Wow. I can't wait to get my cast signed(!)

#201

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-I gotta tell you, it's such an unusual case.

#202

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-I gotta tell you, it's such an unusual case.

#203

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Mind if I try and get it published in a journal?

#204

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Mind if I try and get it published in a journal?

#205

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-That would be fantastic(!) -I'll let you mull it over.

#206

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-That would be fantastic(!) -I'll let you mull it over.

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And smile, Mr Davis.

#208

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And smile, Mr Davis.

#209

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Tomorrow's gonna be a better day... for everyone.

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Tomorrow's gonna be a better day... for everyone.

#211

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# "In The Mood" - The Glenn Miller Orchestra

#212

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# "In The Mood" - The Glenn Miller Orchestra

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-Dr Kelso. Happy anniversary. Oh!

#214

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-Dr Kelso. Happy anniversary. Oh!

#215

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-Excuse me, sir.

#216

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-Excuse me, sir.

#217

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-Sir. Whoa!

#218

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-Sir. Whoa!

#219

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-Carla, I figured out why we don't hang out more.

#220

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-That's great, Elliot, but I'm prepping a patient for surgery.

#221

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-That's great, Elliot, but I'm prepping a patient for surgery.

#222

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-She's my patient, too. I traded so we could talk.

#223

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-She's my patient, too. I traded so we could talk.

#224

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-Are you friends? -We're about to be.

#225

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-Are you friends? -We're about to be.

#226

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-Oh, my God. -You're stuck on your first impression of me -

#227

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-Oh, my God. -You're stuck on your first impression of me -

#228

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I'm some narrow-minded spoiled brat. -Elliot, not now, OK?

#229

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I'm some narrow-minded spoiled brat. -Elliot, not now, OK?

#230

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-When I was a kid, I was close with my maid. -That's it.

#231

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-When I was a kid, I was close with my maid. -That's it.

#232

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You think you get my experience because you spent time

#233

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You think you get my experience because you spent time

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with the Latina woman who cleaned your house?

#235

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with the Latina woman who cleaned your house?

#236

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-What? Our maid was white. -What was her name?

#237

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-What? Our maid was white. -What was her name?

#238

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-Consuela. I don't always say the right thing but you know I'm trying.

#239

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-Consuela. I don't always say the right thing but you know I'm trying.

#240

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We have nothing in common. I have things in common with nice people.

#241

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We have nothing in common. I have things in common with nice people.

#242

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-Oh, so - -You two realise I can still hear you, right?

#243

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-Oh, so - -You two realise I can still hear you, right?

#244

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(BOTH) Hi.

#245

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(BOTH) Hi.

#246

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-Dr Carlson, if paediatrics needs a new bronchoscope, you'll get one.

#247

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-Dr Carlson, if paediatrics needs a new bronchoscope, you'll get one.

#248

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Love to the wife and kidlets. Who's next?

#249

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Love to the wife and kidlets. Who's next?

#250

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-Hey, do me a favour. Hold my place.

#251

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-Hey, do me a favour. Hold my place.

#252

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-For how long? -Uh, I don't know.

#253

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-Well, why? What do you have to do? -Nothing. Might just veg.

#254

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-Well, why? What do you have to do? -Nothing. Might just veg.

#255

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-Well, why? What do you have to do? -Nothing. Might just veg.

#256

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-Seriously. Try me. I can do it with anything. -Go away.

#257

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-Seriously. Try me. I can do it with anything. -Go away.

#258

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-Go ashmay. -Alright, try this one...

#259

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-Go ashmay. -Alright, try this one...

#260

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-Put on your flats. We're going for a walk.

#261

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-Eat shmit and die. 'Life can be full of surprises.'

#262

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-Eat shmit and die. 'Life can be full of surprises.'

#263

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'Some are forgetting something you were supposed to ask for.'

#264

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'Some are forgetting something you were supposed to ask for.'

#265

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-Dr Kelso! Is he gone?

#266

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-Dr Kelso! Is he gone?

#267

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'Some are so unexpected that -everything else takes a back seat...'

#268

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'Some are so unexpected that -everything else takes a back seat...'

#269

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-I don't know what surgery you're having.

#270

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-I don't know what surgery you're having.

#271

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-I'm getting big fake breasts.

#272

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-I'm getting big fake breasts.

#273

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'..and some -you never thought you'd hear.'

#274

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-I don't tell you I respect you a lot because, well, I don't. -I know.

#275

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-I don't tell you I respect you a lot because, well, I don't. -I know.

#276

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-But the fact that you're not jumping through hoops like these peons...

#277

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-But the fact that you're not jumping through hoops like these peons...

#278

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Yes, you. Forever you. A thousand times you. Move. Move it!

#279

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Yes, you. Forever you. A thousand times you. Move. Move it!

#280

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Yes, you. Forever you. A thousand times you. Move. Move it!

#281

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Anyway, let's make pretend it's your birthday or something, because...

#282

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Anyway, let's make pretend it's your birthday or something, because...

#283

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Oh, hell. I'm impressed. Let's get some coffee.

#284

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Oh, hell. I'm impressed. Let's get some coffee.

#285

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'This is great. There's only -one problem. Ten minutes ago...'

#286

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'This is great. There's only -one problem. Ten minutes ago...'

#287

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-Go ahead and use me in your report.

#288

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-Go ahead and use me in your report.

#289

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-I'm going to Reno! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

#290

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-I'm going to Reno! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

#291

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-Beg your pardon, newbie. What are you thinking?

#292

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-Beg your pardon, newbie. What are you thinking?

#293

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-Not about Reno. 'Attagirl.' -Let's go.

#294

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-Not about Reno. 'Attagirl.' -Let's go.

#295

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'(SIGHS)'

#296

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'(SIGHS)'

#297

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'With every sip of coffee that Dr Cox bought me,

#298

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'With every sip of coffee that Dr Cox bought me,

#299

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I could taste my hypocrisy. Whoa!'

#300

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I could taste my hypocrisy. Whoa!'

#301

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'Thank God my hypocrisy missed me.'

#302

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-The reason I wanted you to stand in line for me is I needed a new mop.

#303

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-The reason I wanted you to stand in line for me is I needed a new mop.

#304

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The floors are slippery cos this one doesn't work. You know why?

#305

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The floors are slippery cos this one doesn't work. You know why?

#306

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-It's out of mop gas? -No.

#307

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-It's out of mop gas? -No.

#308

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Cos it's so old, it won't soak up water. See?

#309

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Cos it's so old, it won't soak up water. See?

#310

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'Something in that -filthy mop water woke me up.'

#311

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'Something in that -filthy mop water woke me up.'

#312

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'I decided I could have my cake and eat it too.'

#313

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'I decided I could have my cake and eat it too.'

#314

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'Dr Cox would never know.'

#315

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'Dr Cox would never know.'

#316

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-What do you say there, bridge club? -I feel like crap. What's wrong?

#317

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-What do you say there, bridge club? -I feel like crap. What's wrong?

#318

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-Your abdominal pain suggests biliary disease,

#319

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-Your abdominal pain suggests biliary disease,

#320

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but your tests came back negative. We don't know.

#321

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-But don't worry. Dr Cox and I never say die.

#322

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-But don't worry. Dr Cox and I never say die.

#323

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Unless, of course, someone actually dies. Then we're forced to by law.

#324

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Unless, of course, someone actually dies. Then we're forced to by law.

#325

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-He's talking again. -Oh, come on. The kid's OK.

#326

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-He's talking again. -Oh, come on. The kid's OK.

#327

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'The kid? This is great.' -So, why haven't I heard your name?

#328

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'The kid? This is great.' -So, why haven't I heard your name?

#329

⇓

-He's just started calling me the kid, which I love. -She's talking to me.

#330

⇓

-He's just started calling me the kid, which I love. -She's talking to me.

#331

⇓

-He's just started calling me the kid, which I love. -She's talking to me.

#332

⇓

-OK. -You should be more than just an attending. Let me make a call.

#333

⇓

-OK. -You should be more than just an attending. Let me make a call.

#334

⇓

-I'm not so good with hand-outs. -I'm only putting in a good word.

#335

⇓

-I'm not so good with hand-outs. -I'm only putting in a good word.

#336

⇓

-I'll tell you what, bubby. If you want to help me,

#337

⇓

-I'll tell you what, bubby. If you want to help me,

#338

⇓

why don't you quiet down and get yourself some rest.

#339

⇓

why don't you quiet down and get yourself some rest.

#340

⇓

If you're a good girl, I'll wind up your car and take you to a talkie.

#341

⇓

If you're a good girl, I'll wind up your car and take you to a talkie.

#342

⇓

-Oh, I could do naughty things to that man. -Uncomfortable.

#343

⇓

-Oh, I could do naughty things to that man. -Uncomfortable.

#344

⇓

-You're getting fake breasts? -Stripper big.

#345

⇓

-Forgive me, Mrs Kellerman, but why wait until now to do this?

#346

⇓

-Forgive me, Mrs Kellerman, but why wait until now to do this?

#347

⇓

-Cos you're so old. -Yeah, Elliot. She gets that.

#348

⇓

-Cos you're so old. -Yeah, Elliot. She gets that.

#349

⇓

-I'm sure she gets it all the time.

#350

⇓

-I'm sure she gets it all the time.

#351

⇓

-I've been self-conscious my whole life and I finally got the courage.

#352

⇓

-I've been self-conscious my whole life and I finally got the courage.

#353

⇓

Can you honestly say there's not one thing you'd change about yourself?

#354

⇓

Can you honestly say there's not one thing you'd change about yourself?

#355

⇓

-I can honestly say that. -Me too.

#356

⇓

-I can honestly say that. -Me too.

#357

⇓

-Then you're both liars. -Hey, Mrs K.

#358

⇓

-Then you're both liars. -Hey, Mrs K.

#359

⇓

Let's get you into a fresh pair of blouse bunnies.

#360

⇓

-To hell with this "there's only one day to ask Kelso for stuff" thing.

#361

⇓

-To hell with this "there's only one day to ask Kelso for stuff" thing.

#362

⇓

I'm getting that argon laser today.

#363

⇓

# What a difference

#364

⇓

# What a difference

#365

⇓

# A day made

#366

⇓

# A day made

#367

⇓

-Heya! -Waugh!

#368

⇓

# Twenty four little hours #

#369

⇓

-Dr Kelso? -Yah!

#370

⇓

-Dr Kelso? -Yah!

#371

⇓

-Hey, Dr Kelso. -Ah! Ha. Ha. Ha.

#372

⇓

-Hey, Dr Kelso. -Ah! Ha. Ha. Ha.

#373

⇓

-Argh! So uncalled for.

#374

⇓

-Argh! So uncalled for.

#375

⇓

-What? -Nothing.

#376

⇓

-And you? -Nothing, sir. I don't want anything from you ever.

#377

⇓

-And you? -Nothing, sir. I don't want anything from you ever.

#378

⇓

-That's what my son says. But on Mother's Day,

#379

⇓

-That's what my son says. But on Mother's Day,

#380

⇓

guess who wants me to go halfsies?!

#381

⇓

-But, sir, I - -She's not my mother, dammit!

#382

⇓

-But, sir, I - -She's not my mother, dammit!

#383

⇓

Don't think that I've forgotten

#384

⇓

Don't think that I've forgotten

#385

⇓

that you have yet to turn in a report. You have until six!

#386

⇓

that you have yet to turn in a report. You have until six!

#387

⇓

-You can't just change your mind!

#388

⇓

-I'm sorry. Did I pass out from the pain in my penis

#389

⇓

-I'm sorry. Did I pass out from the pain in my penis

#390

⇓

and suddenly we're not in America any more?

#391

⇓

and suddenly we're not in America any more?

#392

⇓

'Crap!'

#393

⇓

'Crap!'

#394

⇓

-What's this? -It's a mop.

#395

⇓

-I got that. Why'd you get it for me?

#396

⇓

-I got that. Why'd you get it for me?

#397

⇓

-Cos I thought it would be nice. Why? Don't you like it?

#398

⇓

-Cos I thought it would be nice. Why? Don't you like it?

#399

⇓

Well?

#400

⇓

Well?

#401

⇓

-Hmmm.

#402

⇓

Ugh. Hang on.

#403

⇓

Ugh. Hang on.

#404

⇓

-Man, today could not get any worse.

#405

⇓

-Man, today could not get any worse.

#406

⇓

-If you changed one thing about my appearance, what would it be?

#407

⇓

-If you changed one thing about my appearance, what would it be?

#408

⇓

-You're testing me. I get it.

#409

⇓

-I don't like you talking to God when we're having a discussion. -Mmm-hmm.

#410

⇓

-I don't like you talking to God when we're having a discussion. -Mmm-hmm.

#411

⇓

-Now, if I were to be really honest with myself,

#412

⇓

I would change everything.

#413

⇓

I would change everything.

#414

⇓

What do you think?

#415

⇓

What do you think?

#416

⇓

-Why don't we just skip what I think

#417

⇓

and jump ahead to not having sex for a month?

#418

⇓

and jump ahead to not having sex for a month?

#419

⇓

Are all women this crazy?

#420

⇓

Are all women this crazy?

#421

⇓

'I hate my cheeks. Suck them in.' -I'll take some of that.

#422

⇓

'I hate my cheeks. Suck them in.' -I'll take some of that.

#423

⇓

'That's right. Work it, baby. Mmm. Now you're smoking'

#424

⇓

'That's right. Work it, baby. Mmm. Now you're smoking'

#425

⇓

(IMAGINARY MIRROR SMASHES) God, I'm hideous.

#426

⇓

(IMAGINARY MIRROR SMASHES) God, I'm hideous.

#427

⇓

-Good news. We've got a pretty good idea of what's going on in there.

#428

⇓

-Good news. We've got a pretty good idea of what's going on in there.

#429

⇓

'So I don't have a case. At least -this way we get to stay a team.'

#430

⇓

'So I don't have a case. At least -this way we get to stay a team.'

#431

⇓

-The EGD showed multiple erosive peptic ulcers.

#432

⇓

-The EGD showed multiple erosive peptic ulcers.

#433

⇓

The secretin injection test was positive, which suggests you have

#434

⇓

The secretin injection test was positive, which suggests you have

#435

⇓

gastronominous Zollinger Ellison Syndrome.

#436

⇓

gastronominous Zollinger Ellison Syndrome.

#437

⇓

-In English, please. -Your stomach acid is eroding your own intestines.

#438

⇓

-In English, please. -Your stomach acid is eroding your own intestines.

#439

⇓

It's remarkable. I've never seen anything like it. Newbie, you?

#440

⇓

It's remarkable. I've never seen anything like it. Newbie, you?

#441

⇓

-No. 'That's when I realised she was the most interesting case.'

#442

⇓

-No. 'That's when I realised she was the most interesting case.'

#443

⇓

-It's treatable. I'm going to step outside. Then we'll get under way.

#444

⇓

-It's treatable. I'm going to step outside. Then we'll get under way.

#445

⇓

Newbie, what do you say? 'I had to go for it.'

#446

⇓

Newbie, what do you say? 'I had to go for it.'

#447

⇓

If you can give me a second, I wanna ask Mrs Warner something. -What?

#448

⇓

If you can give me a second, I wanna ask Mrs Warner something. -What?

#449

⇓

-To marry me. -Come on. Heel, toe. What do you say, kid?

#450

⇓

-To marry me. -Come on. Heel, toe. What do you say, kid?

#451

⇓

-To marry me. -Come on. Heel, toe. What do you say, kid?

#452

⇓

Come on.

#453

⇓

Come on.

#454

⇓

-Would you give me permission to present your case to be published

#455

⇓

-Would you give me permission to present your case to be published

#456

⇓

in a journal so I may be chosen to go to a conference?

#457

⇓

in a journal so I may be chosen to go to a conference?

#458

⇓

-Sure. Why not.

#459

⇓

-Thanks. Excuse me.

#460

⇓

-Thanks. Excuse me.

#461

⇓

-Dr Kelso? Can I have a minute of your time?

#462

⇓

-Dr Kelso? Can I have a minute of your time?

#463

⇓

-I have two more days of peace before my wife returns from fat camp.

#464

⇓

-I have two more days of peace before my wife returns from fat camp.

#465

⇓

-Look. I need an argon laser.

#466

⇓

-Look. I need an argon laser.

#467

⇓

I was gonna ask yesterday... Hold up.

#468

⇓

I was gonna ask yesterday... Hold up.

#469

⇓

How can you make love to your wife if she's at camp?

#470

⇓

How can you make love to your wife if she's at camp?

#471

⇓

-The real question is how can I when she's not?

#472

⇓

-The real question is how can I when she's not?

#473

⇓

-Sir, you lied to us. -Hi. I'm Bob Kelso, nice to meet you.

#474

⇓

-Sir, you lied to us. -Hi. I'm Bob Kelso, nice to meet you.

#475

⇓

If people think I'm only giving once a year,

#476

⇓

they'll only ask me for things once a year, capisce?

#477

⇓

Now, get out of my eye line. Nurse Tisdale is wearing ankle socks.

#478

⇓

Now, get out of my eye line. Nurse Tisdale is wearing ankle socks.

#479

⇓

-How about I don't? How about you help me out

#480

⇓

-How about I don't? How about you help me out

#481

⇓

and I won't tell anybody about this?

#482

⇓

Unless you like it when people...

#483

⇓

Unless you like it when people...

#484

⇓

..come and ask you for stuff every day.

#485

⇓

..come and ask you for stuff every day.

#486

⇓

-Fat camp. Six years she's been going

#487

⇓

and the only thing getting thinner is my wallet.

#488

⇓

and the only thing getting thinner is my wallet.

#489

⇓

-Is JD here? -No, it's just me.

#490

⇓

-Is JD here? -No, it's just me.

#491

⇓

-Oh, um,... I guess I'll just wait too.

#492

⇓

-Oh, um,... I guess I'll just wait too.

#493

⇓

-Crap. -Fine. I'll wait outside.

#494

⇓

-Crap. -Fine. I'll wait outside.

#495

⇓

-No! I was talking to my hair.

#496

⇓

-No! I was talking to my hair.

#497

⇓

If it's even the least bit humid, all of a sudden I'm Dr Jay.

#498

⇓

If it's even the least bit humid, all of a sudden I'm Dr Jay.

#499

⇓

-Is he in radiology?

#500

⇓

-Yeah. Uh huh.

#501

⇓

-Carla, I would kill for your hair.

#502

⇓

-Really? -Yeah.

#503

⇓

-Really? -Yeah.

#504

⇓

-I would kill for your legs. -I would kill for your lips.

#505

⇓

-I would kill for your legs. -I would kill for your lips.

#506

⇓

-I'd kill for that wagon your dragging

#507

⇓

-I'd kill for that wagon your dragging

#508

⇓

That's your butt. -Oh, thank you!

#509

⇓

That's your butt. -Oh, thank you!

#510

⇓

Wagon? -Dragging!

#511

⇓

Wagon? -Dragging!

#512

⇓

-I won! Thank you, Mrs Warner.

#513

⇓

-I won! Thank you, Mrs Warner.

#514

⇓

In your face! In your face! In your...

#515

⇓

In your face! In your face! In your...

#516

⇓

..face. -Congratulations.

#517

⇓

..face. -Congratulations.

#518

⇓

You get to represent the Kelso Kennel Club at the big show in Reno.

#519

⇓

You get to represent the Kelso Kennel Club at the big show in Reno.

#520

⇓

Just remember when you are posing in front of the judges to keep that

#521

⇓

Just remember when you are posing in front of the judges to keep that

#522

⇓

behind of yours held up high, like the proud little puppy that you are.

#523

⇓

behind of yours held up high, like the proud little puppy that you are.

#524

⇓

behind of yours held up high, like the proud little puppy that you are.

#525

⇓

When it's time to hand out those ribbons it will exciting for you.

#526

⇓

When it's time to hand out those ribbons it will exciting for you.

#527

⇓

But for the love of God, Newbie, you've gotta try, try, try

#528

⇓

But for the love of God, Newbie, you've gotta try, try, try

#529

⇓

not to squeeze out a dookie on the Astro Turf.

#530

⇓

Cos, uh,... I mean, God forbid

#531

⇓

Cos, uh,... I mean, God forbid

#532

⇓

you were ever an embarrassment to Master Bob, right?

#533

⇓

you were ever an embarrassment to Master Bob, right?

#534

⇓

-You know, I don't care what you think. -Yeah, you do.

#535

⇓

-You know, I don't care what you think. -Yeah, you do.

#536

⇓

-I know. Ugh!

#537

⇓

-I know. Ugh!

#538

⇓

Look, I wanna be like you...

#539

⇓

..but a more successful you.

#540

⇓

..but a more successful you.

#541

⇓

There's nothing wrong with playing the game once in a while.

#542

⇓

There's nothing wrong with playing the game once in a while.

#543

⇓

Ten years from now, when I'm your boss,

#544

⇓

Ten years from now, when I'm your boss,

#545

⇓

I'll throw in a good word. You won't have to ask,...

#546

⇓

I'll throw in a good word. You won't have to ask,...

#547

⇓

..sir.

#548

⇓

..sir.

#549

⇓

# Son,

#550

⇓

# What have you done?

#551

⇓

# What have you done?

#552

⇓

'I think that life comes down to the choices you've made along the way.'

#553

⇓

'I think that life comes down to the choices you've made along the way.'

#554

⇓

'Like the choice to stand up to a superior.'

#555

⇓

'Like the choice to stand up to a superior.'

#556

⇓

# Life

#557

⇓

# Life

#558

⇓

# Can't be so easy

#559

⇓

# Can't be so easy

#560

⇓

'Or to focus on what you have in common instead of what you don't.'

#561

⇓

'Or to focus on what you have in common instead of what you don't.'

#562

⇓

# Cos you're not

#563

⇓

# Cos you're not

#564

⇓

# In control no more

#565

⇓

# And you give it all away

#566

⇓

# And you give it all away

#567

⇓

'Or the choice to let someone help you for once.'

#568

⇓

'Or the choice to let someone help you for once.'

#569

⇓

# Would you give it all away?

#570

⇓

# Don't let it come apart #

#571

⇓

# Don't let it come apart #

#572

⇓

'You just have to trust your decisions.'

#573

⇓

'You just have to trust your decisions.'

#574

⇓

-We gotta get you some bigger hands.

#575

⇓

'And hopefully, -you'll land on solid ground.'

#576

⇓

'And hopefully, -you'll land on solid ground.'

#577

⇓

What about your new mop? -I like my old one.

#578

⇓

-But you cried. -No, that was you.

#579

⇓

-But you cried. -No, that was you.

#580

⇓

-Augh! It's a good one.

#581

⇓

-Edited by Access Innovation Media www.ai-media.tv

#582

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