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Season 4, Episode 17 — My Life in Four Cameras

J.D.: THINGS WERE AMAZING WITH KYLIE,

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BUT BEFORE I COULD GET MORE EMOTIONALLY INVESTED,

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BUT BEFORE I COULD GET MORE EMOTIONALLY INVESTED,

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I NEEDED ANSWERS TO SOME QUESTIONS

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THAT WERE VERY IMPORTANT TO ME.

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THAT WERE VERY IMPORTANT TO ME.

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NAME 3 SPIN-OFFS OF THE SITCOM HAPPY DAYS.

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MORK AND MINDY,

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MORK AND MINDY,

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LAVERNE AND SHIRLEY, AND JOANIE LOVES CHACHI.

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YOU MARRY HER.

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YOU MARRY HER.

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YOU MARRY HER NOW. YOU MARRY HER!

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OK, OK! WE PASSED SECTION ONE:

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"SITCOMS ABOUT OR INVOLVING

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"SITCOMS ABOUT OR INVOLVING

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ASIAN-AMERICAN DINER OWNERS."

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NOW ONTO SECTION 2:

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NOW ONTO SECTION 2:

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"FAT, TUBBY TV HUSBANDS

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"AND THE CRAZY-HOT WOMEN

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THAT WOULD NEVER ACTUALLY BE MARRIED TO THEM."

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THAT WOULD NEVER ACTUALLY BE MARRIED TO THEM."

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HEY, WE'RE MISSING SANFORD AND SON.

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WHAT? YES!

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WHAT? YES!

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J.D.: TURK WAS FREAKED OUT BECAUSE CARLA NEVER JOINS US

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ON SANFORD AND SON NIGHT OR CHEERS NIGHT.

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ON SANFORD AND SON NIGHT OR CHEERS NIGHT.

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I THINK IT WAS BECAUSE SHE WAS FEELING A LITTLE ROMANTICALLY COMPETITIVE

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I THINK IT WAS BECAUSE SHE WAS FEELING A LITTLE ROMANTICALLY COMPETITIVE

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WITH KYLIE AND ME.

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WOMAN, WOMAN! MMM?

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I AM NOT A LOLLIPOP!

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(SANFORD AND SON THEME PLAYING)

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(SANFORD AND SON THEME PLAYING)

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(TO SANFORD AND SON THEME) # QUIET DOWN NOW #

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# IT IS TIME TO WATCH THE SHOW #

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# IT IS TIME TO WATCH THE SHOW #

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# YES, IT STARTED #

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# YES, IT STARTED #

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# DON'T BE LICKIN' ME NO MO' #

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# MATTER OF FACT, COULD YOU GET ME A HANDIWIPE? #

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# MATTER OF FACT, COULD YOU GET ME A HANDIWIPE? #

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J.D.: CARLA CERTAINLY TRIED TO BE AS ADORABLE AS US.

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J.D.: CARLA CERTAINLY TRIED TO BE AS ADORABLE AS US.

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OHH! DARN IT! YOU WON.

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OHH! DARN IT! YOU WON.

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UNFORTUNATELY, TURK WASN'T ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH.

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(SCREECHES)

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(SCREECHES)

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DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET, CARLA?!

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DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?!

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DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?!

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(DOORBELL RINGS)

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YES!

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10 TO 9:00!

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10 TO 9:00!

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HI. HI.

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BYE.

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(MOANS)

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(MOANS)

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KYLIE'S IN CLASS ALL DAY, AND SHE BARTENDS AT NIGHT,

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KYLIE'S IN CLASS ALL DAY, AND SHE BARTENDS AT NIGHT,

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AND I'M STILL PULLING 16-HOUR SHIFTS,

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SO WE TRY TO MAKE SURE WE KISS AT LEAST ONCE A DAY.

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SO WE TRY TO MAKE SURE WE KISS AT LEAST ONCE A DAY.

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MONDAYS, WEDNESDAYS, AND FRIDAYS,

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SHE TAKES A CAB OVER HERE.

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TUESDAYS AND THURSDAYS... # I SCOOTER TO MY BABY #

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TUESDAYS AND THURSDAYS... # I SCOOTER TO MY BABY #

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HONEY...

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HONEY...

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I HAVEN'T FUFFIED IN BED IN, LIKE, A WEEK.

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I HAVEN'T FUFFIED IN BED IN, LIKE, A WEEK.

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WOMAN, ON TV: WITH 27 DEATHS SO FAR,

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WOMAN, ON TV: WITH 27 DEATHS SO FAR,

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THIS STRAIN OF E. COLI FROM TAINTED MEAT IS QUITE SERIOUS.

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THIS STRAIN OF E. COLI FROM TAINTED MEAT IS QUITE SERIOUS.

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SO IF YOU'RE A BIG MEAT-EATER, BE CAREFUL.

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(ALL GROAN)

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J.D.: THE REASON WE WERE UPSET WAS THAT EVERY TIME THE MEDIA

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J.D.: THE REASON WE WERE UPSET WAS THAT EVERY TIME THE MEDIA

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REPORTS ON SOME WEIRD HEALTH CRISIS,

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EVERYONE WHO SEES IT THINKS THEY HAVE IT.

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EVERYONE WHO SEES IT THINKS THEY HAVE IT.

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OH, NOT SO BAD.

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IT'S ONLY A FEW PEOPLE HERE.

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(RUMBLING)

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(ALL SHOUTING)

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OK, OK, EVERYBODY JUST SHUT UP!

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AHEM. AHEM.

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AHEM. AHEM.

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THANK YOU.

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NOW, WHO'S FIRST?

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NOW, WHO'S FIRST?

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(ALL TALKING AT ONCE)

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J.D.: OF COURSE THERE'S ALWAYS ONE POSITIVE

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WHEN SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS...

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WHEN SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS...

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WHOO!

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WHOO-HOO-HOO!

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I LOVE MEDICINE!

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I LOVE MEDICINE!

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WHOA. GRANDMA, THAT'S MY NO-FLY ZONE.

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WHOA. GRANDMA, THAT'S MY NO-FLY ZONE.

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WHOO. (CHUCKLES)

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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN #

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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN #

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# NO, I KNOW #

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

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UH, DR. COX!

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WE'RE HAVING A BIT OF A CRISIS HERE.

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WE'RE HAVING A BIT OF A CRISIS HERE.

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AH, I SEE THAT. IT SEEMS YOU TWO HAVE WORN THE SAME OUTFIT.

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AND, BARBIE, IF IT'S OF ANY CONSOLATION,

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AND, BARBIE, IF IT'S OF ANY CONSOLATION,

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IT LOOKS SLIGHTLY BETTER ON YOU.

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NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT ALL THE--

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(LAUGHS)

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(LAUGHS)

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THANK YOU. SURE.

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WHAT THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?!

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LORETTA, RELAX. I'VE BEEN INVOLVED

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LORETTA, RELAX. I'VE BEEN INVOLVED

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IN EVERY RIDICULOUS TV-INDUCED PANIC THERE IS.

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IN EVERY RIDICULOUS TV-INDUCED PANIC THERE IS.

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POISON PILLS, SARS, WEST NILE,

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NORTH FACE, SOUTH FORK, EAST RIVER,

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MONKEY POX, POP ROCKS, TOILET SNAKES,

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MONKEY POX, POP ROCKS, TOILET SNAKES,

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MAD COW, BIRD FLU, SWINE FLU,

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AND, QUITE FRANKLY, EVERY OTHER FLU

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AND, QUITE FRANKLY, EVERY OTHER FLU

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THAT YOU COULD REALLY ONLY CATCH

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IF YOU ACTUALLY FORNICATE WITH THE ANIMAL IT'S NAMED FOR.

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IF YOU ACTUALLY FORNICATE WITH THE ANIMAL IT'S NAMED FOR.

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AND AS A PARTING GIFT, I WILL TELL YOU THIS.

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AND AS A PARTING GIFT, I WILL TELL YOU THIS.

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NARROW IT DOWN TO 2 SYMPTOMS:

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VOMITING AND DIARRHEA,

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VOMITING AND DIARRHEA,

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BECAUSE IT'S JUST NOT E. COLI

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UNLESS IT'S FIRING OUT BOTH EXITS.

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UNLESS IT'S FIRING OUT BOTH EXITS.

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SURE HOPE I DON'T HAVE DOG FLU.

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SURE HOPE I DON'T HAVE DOG FLU.

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WELL, MR. BERNSTEIN, DO YOU HAVE VOMITING AND DIARRHEA?

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WELL, MR. BERNSTEIN, DO YOU HAVE VOMITING AND DIARRHEA?

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NO. NO.

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NO. NO.

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OK, THEN, MR. JAMES,

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OK, THEN, MR. JAMES,

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YOU'RE FREE TO--

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WAIT A SECOND. CHARLES JAMES?

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WAIT A SECOND. CHARLES JAMES?

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I WAS WATCHING THE CHEERS DVD THE OTHER NIGHT.

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ARE YOU CHARLES JAMES THE WRITER?

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ARE YOU CHARLES JAMES THE WRITER?

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YEAH, THAT'S ME.

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(THINKING) JUST...STAY...CALM.

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(THINKING) JUST...STAY...CALM.

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UH, ELLIOT, I NEED TO TAKE THIS GENTLEMAN UPSTAIRS

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FOR SOME MORE TESTS.

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FOR SOME MORE TESTS.

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J.D., DON'T LEAVE ME HERE.

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THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!

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HE MAY EVEN NEED A SURGICAL CONSULT.

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HE MAY EVEN NEED A SURGICAL CONSULT.

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NORM! NORM!

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NORM! NORM!

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YEAH, I GET IT.

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AAH! (LAUGHING) (LAUGHING)

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AAH! (LAUGHING) (LAUGHING)

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WHOA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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WHOA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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NO TONGUE BEFORE 10:00.

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BABY, IF J.D. AND KYLIE CAN MAKE TIME

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FOR THAT STUPID APPOINTMENT KISS ONCE A DAY,

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FOR THAT STUPID APPOINTMENT KISS ONCE A DAY,

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WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO IT TWICE A DAY.

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WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO IT TWICE A DAY.

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LOVE IS NOT A COMPETITION.

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OK.

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MAKE IT 3 TIMES.

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MAKE IT 3 TIMES.

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ALL RIGHT. I'LL SEE YOU AT NOON? NOON.

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YOU YOUNGSTERS.

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YOU YOUNGSTERS.

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IF THERE IS ONE THING I HAVE LEARNED,

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IT'S THAT YOU CAN'T SCHEDULE LOVE.

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IT'S THAT YOU CAN'T SCHEDULE LOVE.

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I THINK YOUR CREDIT CARD STATEMENT WOULD BEG TO DIFFER.

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I THINK YOUR CREDIT CARD STATEMENT WOULD BEG TO DIFFER.

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OK, LISTEN UP, EVERYONE. FOR BUDGETARY REASONS,

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OK, LISTEN UP, EVERYONE. FOR BUDGETARY REASONS,

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WE ARE TURNING THE BATHROOMS ON EVEN-NUMBERED FLOORS INTO PATIENT ROOMS.

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TO SUM UP: FLOORS 2 AND 4 ARE NO LONGER FOR 1 OR 2.

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TO SUM UP: FLOORS 2 AND 4 ARE NO LONGER FOR 1 OR 2.

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ACTUALLY, THERE'S STILL A BATHROOM ON 2,

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ACTUALLY, THERE'S STILL A BATHROOM ON 2,

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BUT THEN MY JOKE WOULDN'T HAVE WORKED.

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WELL?

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I'M SORRY. WOULD YOU PLEASE REPEAT THE QUESTION?

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I'M SORRY. WOULD YOU PLEASE REPEAT THE QUESTION?

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ARE YOU JUST GONNA ROLL OVER LIKE THAT?

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THAT'S WEIRD. I ASKED HIM THE SAME THING LAST NIGHT.

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THAT'S WEIRD. I ASKED HIM THE SAME THING LAST NIGHT.

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WHERE'S THE OUTRAGE, THE ANGER, THE HATE?

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WHERE'S THE OUTRAGE, THE ANGER, THE HATE?

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AGAIN, LAST NIGHT.

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YOU'VE GONE SOFT.

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YOU'VE GONE SOFT.

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(GASPS) OK, NOW IT'S GETTING SPOOKY.

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LOOK, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN STAND UP TO KELSO.

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LOOK, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN STAND UP TO KELSO.

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

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ALLOW ME TO PRESENT...

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ALLOW ME TO PRESENT...

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MAN NOT CARING.

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OK, JORDAN, LITTLE HELP.

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OK, JORDAN, LITTLE HELP.

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IF YOU DON'T DO WHAT SHE WANTS,

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I'M GOING TO STOP HAVING SEX WITH YOU

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AND START MAKING LOVE. (WHISPERING) LOVE YOU...

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AND START MAKING LOVE. (WHISPERING) LOVE YOU...

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WHERE IS THAT BASTARD?!

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KELSO?!

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KELSO?!

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MY WIFE'S NAME'S CARLA. YEAH.

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YEAH! LIKE CARLA FROM THE SHOW. JUST LIKE IT.

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YEAH! LIKE CARLA FROM THE SHOW. JUST LIKE IT.

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WOW. I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY MET ANYONE

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WHO HAD THE SAME NAME AS A CHARACTER ON THE SHOW.

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WHO HAD THE SAME NAME AS A CHARACTER ON THE SHOW.

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REALLY? REALLY?

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NO.

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WELL, THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE. YEAH.

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WELL, THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE. YEAH.

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I MEAN, THERE'S A LOT OF SAMS.

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EXCUSE ME, J.D. AHEM!

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EXCUSE ME, J.D. AHEM!

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I JUST SPENT THE LAST 3 HOURS

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INTERVIEWING 212 HYPOCHONDRIACS,

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HALF OF WHOM DON'T SPEAK ANY ENGLISH.

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HALF OF WHOM DON'T SPEAK ANY ENGLISH.

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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW EMBARRASSING IT IS TO MIME DIARRHEA?!

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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW EMBARRASSING IT IS TO MIME DIARRHEA?!

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TALK ABOUT YOUR DIANES! (LAUGHS)

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TALK ABOUT YOUR DIANES! (LAUGHS)

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OH! DAMN! IT'S KISS TIME!

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SQUEALS)

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(SQUEALS)

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AHH.

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(CHUCKLES) BABY.

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(CHUCKLES) BABY.

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AAH!

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AAH!

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BABY?

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BABY?

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RIGHT HERE. THAT'S WHERE I WANT IT.

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RIGHT HERE. THAT'S WHERE I WANT IT.

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I WANT IT RIGHT THERE. MWAH, MWAH, MWAH, MWAH.

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WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I WAS UP AT--

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WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I WAS UP AT--

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(BOTH TALKING AT ONCE) (BEEPING)

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(BOTH TALKING AT ONCE) (BEEPING)

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I GOTTA GO. GOTTA GO.

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(GROANS)

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BOB. BOB.

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BOB. BOB.

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SORRY, MADGE.

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WHAT DO YOU WANT, PERRY?

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WHAT DO YOU WANT, PERRY?

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ENOUGH WITH THE STINKIN' BUDGET CUTS ALREADY.

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ENOUGH WITH THE STINKIN' BUDGET CUTS ALREADY.

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NOTED. NOW, IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME,

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I HAVE TO FIRE SOMEONE.

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OH, BALONEY, OLD MAN!

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OH, BALONEY, OLD MAN!

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I HAVE TO CUT $27,000 FROM THE CAFETERIA BUDGET,

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I HAVE TO CUT $27,000 FROM THE CAFETERIA BUDGET,

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AND MY IDEA OF GETTING IT ALL BACK

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BY CHARGING 100 BUCKS FOR A PIECE OF CAKE WENT RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW

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BY CHARGING 100 BUCKS FOR A PIECE OF CAKE WENT RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW

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WHEN FAT FRANK DECIDED TO GO ON THAT POWER DIET.

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WHEN FAT FRANK DECIDED TO GO ON THAT POWER DIET.

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I LOST OVER 230 POUNDS SO FAR.

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I LOST OVER 230 POUNDS SO FAR.

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I DON'T KNOW WHY HE KEEPS WEARING THOSE PANTS.

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ALL RIGHT. FAIR ENOUGH.

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NOW I GOT YOUR LITTLE BUDGET REPORTS.

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NOW I GOT YOUR LITTLE BUDGET REPORTS.

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YOU DON'T KNOW WHO TO FIRE, DO YA?

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FINE. KEEP 'EM.

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FINE. KEEP 'EM.

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YOU DO IT.

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WATCH AND LEARN. I'LL DO IT,

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WATCH AND LEARN. I'LL DO IT,

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AND I'LL DO IT WITHOUT FIRING A SINGLE PERSON.

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(CHUCKLES)

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(CHUCKLES)

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I HAVE TO FIRE SOMEONE.

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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LEFT ME ALL ALONE FOR A STUPID TV WRITER!

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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LEFT ME ALL ALONE FOR A STUPID TV WRITER!

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OH, LIKE THAT IS ANY DIFFERENT

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OH, LIKE THAT IS ANY DIFFERENT

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FROM THE TIME YOU SPENT ALL NIGHT HANGING OUT

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WITH YOUR FAVORITE WEATHERMAN FROM CHANNEL 4.

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THE MAN HAD A MASSIVE HEART ATTACK.

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THE MAN HAD A MASSIVE HEART ATTACK.

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I WAS NOTHING BUT PROFESSIONAL.

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OK, HE'S STABLE!

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OK, HE'S STABLE!

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JUST TAKE THE PICTURE, CARLA!

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WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

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I WANT YOU TO GO IN THERE AND TELL MR. JAMES

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THAT THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO REASON FOR HIM TO BE UP HERE.

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THAT THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO REASON FOR HIM TO BE UP HERE.

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(COUGHING)

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(COUGHING)

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MR. JAMES, HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD THAT COUGH?

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MR. JAMES, HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD THAT COUGH?

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OH, A COUPLE MONTHS NOW.

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AM I WRONG, ELLIOT,

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AM I WRONG, ELLIOT,

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OR IS THAT THE KIND OF COUGH THAT NEEDS A CHEST X-RAY?

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OR IS THAT THE KIND OF COUGH THAT NEEDS A CHEST X-RAY?

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PROBABLY.

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THANK YOU.

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HEY, YO, TURK! WHAT'S UP?

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I GOT A BREAK. YOU WANNA PLAY SOME BALL?

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DEFINITELY.

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BABY. YEAH, I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO MAKE OUR NEXT APPOINTMENT KISS.

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BABY. YEAH, I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO MAKE OUR NEXT APPOINTMENT KISS.

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I'M SWAMPED, TOO. YEAH.

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RIGHT NOW I'M HELPING DR. SCHWARTZ RESET A PATIENT'S LEG.

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RIGHT NOW I'M HELPING DR. SCHWARTZ RESET A PATIENT'S LEG.

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(CRUNCH) OH.

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I THINK YOU GOT IT, DR. SCHWARTZ.

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I THINK YOU GOT IT, DR. SCHWARTZ.

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(GASPS)

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(GASPS)

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YOU'RE A LIAR!

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OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE, PERRY,

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OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE, PERRY,

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ADJUST YOUR BRA, MAN UP,

#350

⇓

AND FIRE THE ONE WITH THE LEAST PATHETIC STORY.

#351

⇓

DO YOU REALLY THINK I KNOW ANY OF THESE PEOPLE'S STORIES?

#352

⇓

DO YOU REALLY THINK I KNOW ANY OF THESE PEOPLE'S STORIES?

#353

⇓

WELL, LET ME FILL YOU IN.

#354

⇓

FIRST WE HAVE HANK. 4 KIDS.

#355

⇓

FIRST WE HAVE HANK. 4 KIDS.

#356

⇓

TRYING TO MAKE IT ON A DISHWASHER'S SALARY.

#357

⇓

NEXT TO HIM IS MIKE.

#358

⇓

NEXT TO HIM IS MIKE.

#359

⇓

LOST HALF HIS LEG IN A MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT.

#360

⇓

AND THEN THERE'S JUDY.

#361

⇓

BEEN HERE 30 YEARS.

#362

⇓

JUST 2 AWAY FROM RETIREMENT.

#363

⇓

YOU'RE--YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH ALL THESE PEOPLE?

#364

⇓

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I READ THEIR FILES.

#365

⇓

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I READ THEIR FILES.

#366

⇓

I READ EVERYBODY'S FILES...

#367

⇓

MS. MANIC-DEPRESSIVE, DR. DRINKS-A-LOT.

#368

⇓

MS. MANIC-DEPRESSIVE, DR. DRINKS-A-LOT.

#369

⇓

HOLD YOUR HORSES! MMM.

#370

⇓

JUST TELL ME WHO THE LAST PERSON HIRED WAS, WOULD YOU, PLEASE?

#371

⇓

JUST TELL ME WHO THE LAST PERSON HIRED WAS, WOULD YOU, PLEASE?

#372

⇓

LOOKS LIKE YOU FOLKS COULD USE A LITTLE REFRESHER.

#373

⇓

LOOKS LIKE YOU FOLKS COULD USE A LITTLE REFRESHER.

#374

⇓

(LAUGHS) SERVIN' PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO SAVE LIVES EVERY DAY

#375

⇓

MAKES ME HAPPIER THAN A KITTEN CHASIN' A LEAKY COW.

#376

⇓

MAKES ME HAPPIER THAN A KITTEN CHASIN' A LEAKY COW.

#377

⇓

(LAUGHS) GOD BLESS YA, HUH?

#378

⇓

(WHISPERS) GOD BLESS YA.

#379

⇓

(WHISPERS) GOD BLESS YA.

#380

⇓

I HAVE TO FIRE OPIE, DON'T I? YA THINK?

#381

⇓

RIGHT.

#382

⇓

RIGHT.

#383

⇓

METASTATIC LUNG CANCER?

#384

⇓

METASTATIC LUNG CANCER?

#385

⇓

HOW WAS HE EVEN WALKING AROUND WITH THIS?

#386

⇓

AT WORST, I THOUGHT MAYBE HE HAD A BAD CASE OF BRONCHITIS.

#387

⇓

AT WORST, I THOUGHT MAYBE HE HAD A BAD CASE OF BRONCHITIS.

#388

⇓

THIS IS GONNA SUCK.

#389

⇓

THIS IS GONNA SUCK.

#390

⇓

WHY'D THEY MOVE ME UP HERE?

#391

⇓

UH, MR. JAMES, I'M NOT QUITE SURE HOW TO SAY THIS,

#392

⇓

UH, MR. JAMES, I'M NOT QUITE SURE HOW TO SAY THIS,

#393

⇓

BUT YOU HAVE LUNG CANCER.

#394

⇓

J.D.: IT WAS STRANGE TELLING MR. JAMES

#395

⇓

J.D.: IT WAS STRANGE TELLING MR. JAMES

#396

⇓

HE MAY ONLY HAVE A FEW WEEKS TO LIVE

#397

⇓

WHEN JUST A FEW SHORT HOURS AGO, WE ALL THOUGHT HE WAS FINE.

#398

⇓

WHEN JUST A FEW SHORT HOURS AGO, WE ALL THOUGHT HE WAS FINE.

#399

⇓

IT MADE ME REALIZE SOMETHING.

#400

⇓

IT MADE ME REALIZE SOMETHING.

#401

⇓

WHETHER IT WAS GIVING BAD NEWS TO A PATIENT...

#402

⇓

OR REALIZING YOUR RELATIONSHIP

#403

⇓

OR REALIZING YOUR RELATIONSHIP

#404

⇓

MAY NOT BE AS STABLE AS YOU THOUGHT...

#405

⇓

WE COULDN'T EVEN MAKE IT ONE DAY.

#406

⇓

WE COULDN'T EVEN MAKE IT ONE DAY.

#407

⇓

OR HAVING TO DO SOMEONE ELSE'S DIRTY WORK FOR THEM...

#408

⇓

OR HAVING TO DO SOMEONE ELSE'S DIRTY WORK FOR THEM...

#409

⇓

SAY, KENNY?

#410

⇓

CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

#411

⇓

CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

#412

⇓

THERE ARE MOMENTS WHEN WE ALL WISH

#413

⇓

LIFE WAS MORE LIKE A SITCOM.

#414

⇓

LIFE WAS MORE LIKE A SITCOM.

#415

⇓

I'M SO SORRY.

#416

⇓

I'M SORRY, TOO, SIR.

#417

⇓

I'M SORRY, TOO, SIR.

#418

⇓

WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS I WON'T HAVE TO EAT MY WIFE'S COOKING ANYMORE,

#419

⇓

WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS I WON'T HAVE TO EAT MY WIFE'S COOKING ANYMORE,

#420

⇓

RIGHT? (BOTH LAUGHING)

#421

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#422

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#423

⇓

ANNOUNCER: J.D.'S SITCOM FANTASY

#424

⇓

ANNOUNCER: J.D.'S SITCOM FANTASY

#425

⇓

WILL BE BACK AFTER THESE MESSAGES.

#426

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#427

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#428

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#429

⇓

IT'S WEIRD. THERE'S JUST SO MANY THINGS

#430

⇓

IT'S WEIRD. THERE'S JUST SO MANY THINGS

#431

⇓

I NEVER GOT TO DO IN MY LIFE,

#432

⇓

LIKE GO TO A CARNIVAL OR TAKE A RIDE IN A HOT-AIR BALLOON.

#433

⇓

LIKE GO TO A CARNIVAL OR TAKE A RIDE IN A HOT-AIR BALLOON.

#434

⇓

WE CAN DO ALL THAT.

#435

⇓

WE CAN DO ALL THAT.

#436

⇓

WE ARE GONNA GIVE YOU THE BEST DAY EVER.

#437

⇓

WE ARE GONNA GIVE YOU THE BEST DAY EVER.

#438

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#439

⇓

ELLIOT, A WORD?

#440

⇓

A HOT-AIR BALLOON SEEMS KIND OF DANGEROUS.

#441

⇓

I MEAN, HE COULD GET HURT.

#442

⇓

(SNORTS) WHAT'S HE GONNA DO,

#443

⇓

(SNORTS) WHAT'S HE GONNA DO,

#444

⇓

BRUISE ONE OF HIS GIANT MALIGNANT TUMORS?

#445

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#446

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#447

⇓

SAFETY IS ALWAYS IMPORTANT, ELLIOT.

#448

⇓

SAFETY IS ALWAYS IMPORTANT, ELLIOT.

#449

⇓

OH, MY GOD.

#450

⇓

YOU'RE AFRAID OF BALLOON RIDES, AREN'T YOU?

#451

⇓

YOU'RE AFRAID OF BALLOON RIDES, AREN'T YOU?

#452

⇓

IT'S FLOATING WICKER PROPELLED BY FIRE!

#453

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#454

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#455

⇓

BESIDE, I DEFY YOU TO FIND ONE OTHER THING THAT I'M AFRAID OF.

#456

⇓

BESIDE, I DEFY YOU TO FIND ONE OTHER THING THAT I'M AFRAID OF.

#457

⇓

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

#458

⇓

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

#459

⇓

IT'S MOPPIN' TIME.

#460

⇓

THERE HE IS.

#461

⇓

YES, IT'S MOPPING TIME, MY FRIEND,

#462

⇓

AND AS YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS LIKE TO START

#463

⇓

IN THE EXACT SPOT YOU'RE STANDING.

#464

⇓

IN THE EXACT SPOT YOU'RE STANDING.

#465

⇓

LET'S GET TO WORK.

#466

⇓

HERE WE GO.

#467

⇓

HERE WE GO.

#468

⇓

IS THAT MY NEW SWEATER?

#469

⇓

NO. THIS IS MY NEW SWEATER MOP.

#470

⇓

NO. THIS IS MY NEW SWEATER MOP.

#471

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#472

⇓

IT WENT DYNAMITE WITH MY BEIGE CORDS.

#473

⇓

IT WENT DYNAMITE WITH MY BEIGE CORDS.

#474

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#475

⇓

YOU MEAN MY BEIGE CORD SPONGE?

#476

⇓

YOU MEAN MY BEIGE CORD SPONGE?

#477

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#478

⇓

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

#479

⇓

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

#480

⇓

YOU--YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?

#481

⇓

HELL, YEAH, I WANTED TO SEE YOU.

#482

⇓

I WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT I--

#483

⇓

I WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT I--

#484

⇓

I THINK YOU'RE DOIN' A GREAT JOB.

#485

⇓

BOY, THAT MEATLOAF TODAY WAS--

#486

⇓

IT WAS VIRTUALLY HAIRLESS.

#487

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#488

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#489

⇓

I TOOK OFF THE GLOVES, AND...

#490

⇓

IT MAKES THE HAIR A LOT EASIER TO PICK OUT.

#491

⇓

IT MAKES THE HAIR A LOT EASIER TO PICK OUT.

#492

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#493

⇓

GET OUT OF HERE.

#494

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#495

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#496

⇓

PERRY, WHY THE HELL IS HE STILL HERE?

#497

⇓

PERRY, WHY THE HELL IS HE STILL HERE?

#498

⇓

WHEN I GO BACK DOWN TO THE CAFETERIA,

#499

⇓

THERE HAD BETTER BE ONLY 3 WORKERS THERE.

#500

⇓

THERE HAD BETTER BE ONLY 3 WORKERS THERE.

#501

⇓

UNLESS MARGARET SPITS OUT ANOTHER KID.

#502

⇓

THAT WOMAN'S LIKE A CATHOLIC BUNNY.

#503

⇓

THAT WOMAN'S LIKE A CATHOLIC BUNNY.

#504

⇓

GET IT DONE.

#505

⇓

GET IT DONE.

#506

⇓

WHY? WHY AM I HAVING SUCH A HARD TIME WITH THIS?

#507

⇓

BECAUSE APPARENTLY YOU HAVE GIRL PARTS.

#508

⇓

BECAUSE APPARENTLY YOU HAVE GIRL PARTS.

#509

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#510

⇓

KELSO SAID THAT IF WE CAN COVER HIS SALARY IN THE BUDGET

#511

⇓

KELSO SAID THAT IF WE CAN COVER HIS SALARY IN THE BUDGET

#512

⇓

THAT KENNY CAN STAY.

#513

⇓

BUT WHERE ARE WE GONNA COME UP WITH $26,372?

#514

⇓

BUT WHERE ARE WE GONNA COME UP WITH $26,372?

#515

⇓

I-- (BANGING)

#516

⇓

I-- (BANGING)

#517

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#518

⇓

YOU THINKIN' WHAT I'M THINKIN'?

#519

⇓

(LAUGHS) YEAH.

#520

⇓

THAT--OHH! THAT WE INVITE MUSCLES HERE

#521

⇓

THAT--OHH! THAT WE INVITE MUSCLES HERE

#522

⇓

TO HANG A BANNER IN OUR BEDROOM

#523

⇓

THAT SAYS "IT TAKES 3 TO PARTY"?

#524

⇓

THAT SAYS "IT TAKES 3 TO PARTY"?

#525

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#526

⇓

ALL RIGHT. (WHISTLES) KNUCKLEHEADS.

#527

⇓

ALL RIGHT. (WHISTLES) KNUCKLEHEADS.

#528

⇓

I NEED ONE OF YOU TO WIN THIS TALENT SHOW.

#529

⇓

I CAN DO SHAKESPEARE IN GERMAN!

#530

⇓

I CAN DO SHAKESPEARE IN GERMAN!

#531

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#532

⇓

IN COLLEGE, I DOUBLE-MAJORED

#533

⇓

IN THEATER AND CLASSIC LANGUAGES.

#534

⇓

DOES THAT DEGREE COME WITH HEADGEAR AND ALLERGIES?

#535

⇓

DOES THAT DEGREE COME WITH HEADGEAR AND ALLERGIES?

#536

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#537

⇓

LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT OUR OTHER OPTIONS. GANDHI...

#538

⇓

YOU APPEAR TO BE A MAN

#539

⇓

WHO IS UTTERLY WITHOUT TALENT,

#540

⇓

WHO IS UTTERLY WITHOUT TALENT,

#541

⇓

UNLESS OF COURSE YOU WANNA COUNT THE FACT

#542

⇓

THAT YOU ARE THE 20TH-BEST BASKETBALL PLAYER

#543

⇓

THAT YOU ARE THE 20TH-BEST BASKETBALL PLAYER

#544

⇓

IN A PREDOMINANTLY WHITE HOSPITAL.

#545

⇓

IN A PREDOMINANTLY WHITE HOSPITAL.

#546

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#547

⇓

JORDAN, YOUR ONLY SKILL IS ILLEGAL IN 26 STATES.

#548

⇓

JORDAN, YOUR ONLY SKILL IS ILLEGAL IN 26 STATES.

#549

⇓

IT'S 27. ARKANSAS BUCKLED.

#550

⇓

IT'S 27. ARKANSAS BUCKLED.

#551

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#552

⇓

CARLA...

#553

⇓

THAT MAKES YOU MY GIRL.

#554

⇓

THAT MAKES YOU MY GIRL.

#555

⇓

HELL, WE COULD CRANK UP THE HUMIDITY

#556

⇓

AND WATCH YOUR HAIR EXPLODE.

#557

⇓

AND WATCH YOUR HAIR EXPLODE.

#558

⇓

THAT'D BE TERRIFIC.

#559

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#560

⇓

WHICH LEAVES ME, AND...

#561

⇓

WHICH LEAVES ME, AND...

#562

⇓

UNLESS ALL OF YOU WANNA SEE ME

#563

⇓

TURN A 2-SYLLABLE WORD INTO A 6-SYLLABLE WORD,

#564

⇓

TURN A 2-SYLLABLE WORD INTO A 6-SYLLABLE WORD,

#565

⇓

I REHE-REHE-REHE-ALLY THINK...

#566

⇓

I REHE-REHE-REHE-ALLY THINK...

#567

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#568

⇓

THAT WE SHOULD KEEP LOOKING.

#569

⇓

THAT WE SHOULD KEEP LOOKING.

#570

⇓

NEWBIE!

#571

⇓

I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT YOU.

#572

⇓

YOU KNOW WHAT? SAVE YOUR BREATH.

#573

⇓

YOU KNOW WHAT? SAVE YOUR BREATH.

#574

⇓

I'M ABOUT TO GET IN A HOT-AIR BALLOON

#575

⇓

AND GET EVIL KNIEVEL ON MY OWN ASS.

#576

⇓

AND GET EVIL KNIEVEL ON MY OWN ASS.

#577

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#578

⇓

COME ON, ELLIOT.

#579

⇓

COME ON, ELLIOT.

#580

⇓

LET'S GO FRENCH-KISS THE SUN.

#581

⇓

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

#582

⇓

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

#583

⇓

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT TURK.

#584

⇓

HE HAS MANY, MANY TALENTS.

#585

⇓

HE HAS MANY, MANY TALENTS.

#586

⇓

YEAH, HE'S REALLY GOOD AT NOT FINDING 5 SECONDS TO KISS HIS WIFE.

#587

⇓

WOW! THAT'S INTERESTING

#588

⇓

WOW! THAT'S INTERESTING

#589

⇓

BECAUSE YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT THAT, TOO.

#590

⇓

BECAUSE YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT THAT, TOO.

#591

⇓

OH, REALLY? REALLY.

#592

⇓

REALLY? REALLY!

#593

⇓

BECAUSE AT LEAST I CAN REMEMBER

#594

⇓

HOW LONG WE'VE BEEN MARRIED OR WHAT OUR SONG IS.

#595

⇓

HOW LONG WE'VE BEEN MARRIED OR WHAT OUR SONG IS.

#596

⇓

I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF IT,

#597

⇓

BUT I KNOW IT GOES LIKE THIS:

#598

⇓

BUT I KNOW IT GOES LIKE THIS:

#599

⇓

# HUNH HUNH, HUNH-HUNH-HUNH, HUNH HUNH #

#600

⇓

# HUNH HUNH, HUNH-HUNH-HUNH, HUNH HUNH #

#601

⇓

ARE YOU HUMMING THE LET'S ALL GO TO THE MOVIES SONG?

#602

⇓

ARE YOU HUMMING THE LET'S ALL GO TO THE MOVIES SONG?

#603

⇓

IS THAT NOT OUR SONG?

#604

⇓

IT'S SUNG BY HOT DOGS.

#605

⇓

IT'S SUNG BY HOT DOGS.

#606

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#607

⇓

WHAT AN AMAZING DAY!

#608

⇓

A BALLOON RIDE, LUNCH BY THE BEACH,

#609

⇓

AND MY FIRST CARNIVAL.

#610

⇓

YEAH. SORRY YOU MISSED OUT ON GETTING YOUR FACE PAINTED.

#611

⇓

WELL, THEY ONLY HAD TIME TO PAINT ONE MORE FACE,

#612

⇓

SO I LET THE KID BEHIND ME GO TO MAKE HIM STOP CRYING.

#613

⇓

SO I LET THE KID BEHIND ME GO TO MAKE HIM STOP CRYING.

#614

⇓

THAT WAS AWESOME!

#615

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#616

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#617

⇓

SPIDER-GIRL...

#618

⇓

SPIDER-GIRL...

#619

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#620

⇓

ALL RIGHT, TALENT SHOW'S ABOUT TO START.

#621

⇓

TALENT SHOW? I'D LOVE TO SEE IT,

#622

⇓

TALENT SHOW? I'D LOVE TO SEE IT,

#623

⇓

BUT I'M TOO TIRED TO GET OUT OF BED.

#624

⇓

THAT SUCKS FOR YOU!

#625

⇓

THAT SUCKS FOR YOU!

#626

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#627

⇓

I'M JUST KIDDING! WE'RE GONNA DO IT RIGHT HERE!

#628

⇓

I'M JUST KIDDING! WE'RE GONNA DO IT RIGHT HERE!

#629

⇓

O ROMEO, ROMEO,

#630

⇓

O ROMEO, ROMEO,

#631

⇓

WAURM BIST DU ROMEO?

#632

⇓

WAURM BIST DU ROMEO?

#633

⇓

(SPEAKING GERMAN)

#634

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#635

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#636

⇓

GESUNDHEIT.

#637

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#638

⇓

HEY, I'M WONDERIN',

#639

⇓

WHAT'S THE STORY WITH STEEL WOOL?

#640

⇓

WHAT'S THE STORY WITH STEEL WOOL?

#641

⇓

I MEAN, IS IT STEEL, OR IS IT WOOL?

#642

⇓

MAKE UP YOUR MIND, STEEL WOOL.

#643

⇓

MAKE UP YOUR MIND, STEEL WOOL.

#644

⇓

ARE THERE IRON SHEEP HOPPIN' AROUND SCOTLAND?

#645

⇓

ARE THERE IRON SHEEP HOPPIN' AROUND SCOTLAND?

#646

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#647

⇓

OH, BROTHER.

#648

⇓

OH, BROTHER.

#649

⇓

LOOK, I--I--

#650

⇓

EITHER START LAUGHING OR I START UNPLUGGING YOUR MACHINES.

#651

⇓

EITHER START LAUGHING OR I START UNPLUGGING YOUR MACHINES.

#652

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#653

⇓

(DEEP VOICE) AND IF ANY OF YOU COWS, GOATS,

#654

⇓

(DEEP VOICE) AND IF ANY OF YOU COWS, GOATS,

#655

⇓

OR DUCKS HAVE ANY QUESTIONS,

#656

⇓

DON'T BE AFRAID TO ASK ME.

#657

⇓

DON'T BE AFRAID TO ASK ME.

#658

⇓

I'M JUST LIKE ALL OF YOU,

#659

⇓

I'M JUST LIKE ALL OF YOU,

#660

⇓

ONLY GIANT AND HUMAN.

#661

⇓

ONLY GIANT AND HUMAN.

#662

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#663

⇓

THANK YOU. I HOPE YOU ENJOYED OUR PRODUCTION

#664

⇓

OF WORLD'S MOST GIANT DOCTOR GOES TO THE FARM.

#665

⇓

OF WORLD'S MOST GIANT DOCTOR GOES TO THE FARM.

#666

⇓

SO, WHAT DID WE END UP GOING WITH?

#667

⇓

SO, WHAT DID WE END UP GOING WITH?

#668

⇓

OH, YOU WENT WITH THE FARM IDEA.

#669

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#670

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#671

⇓

OH, MY GOD, WE'RE DOOMED.

#672

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#673

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#674

⇓

OK, PERRY, THAT'S IT. IT'S OVER.

#675

⇓

THE ONLY ACT LEFT TO SEE IS YOU FIRING THAT GUY.

#676

⇓

THE ONLY ACT LEFT TO SEE IS YOU FIRING THAT GUY.

#677

⇓

WAIT, WAIT. THERE'S ONE MORE CONTESTANT.

#678

⇓

WAIT, WAIT. THERE'S ONE MORE CONTESTANT.

#679

⇓

IS THAT KENNY?

#680

⇓

HI. I'M KENNY.

#681

⇓

HI. I'M KENNY.

#682

⇓

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

#683

⇓

YEAH, IT IS.

#684

⇓

# ISN'T SHE LOVELY? #

#685

⇓

# ISN'T SHE LOVELY? #

#686

⇓

# ISN'T SHE WONDERFUL? #

#687

⇓

# ISN'T SHE WONDERFUL? #

#688

⇓

# ISN'T SHE PRECIOUS #

#689

⇓

# ISN'T SHE PRECIOUS #

#690

⇓

# LESS THAN ONE MINUTE OLD? #

#691

⇓

# LESS THAN ONE MINUTE OLD? #

#692

⇓

HEY, THAT-- THAT'S OUR SONG.

#693

⇓

I KNOW. I TOLD HIM TO SING IT.

#694

⇓

I KNOW. I TOLD HIM TO SING IT.

#695

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#696

⇓

# 'CAUSE HE'S GIVEN LIFE TO US #

#697

⇓

# 'CAUSE HE'S GIVEN LIFE TO US #

#698

⇓

# ISN'T SHE LOVELY #

#699

⇓

# ISN'T SHE LOVELY #

#700

⇓

# MADE FROM LOVE? #

#701

⇓

(ALL WHISTLE AND CHEER)

#702

⇓

ALL RIGHT, NOW, BOBBO, YOU GIVE IT TO HIM.

#703

⇓

ALL RIGHT, NOW, BOBBO, YOU GIVE IT TO HIM.

#704

⇓

YOU KNOW HE DESERVES IT.

#705

⇓

THE WINNER.

#706

⇓

(ALL CLAP AND WHISTLE)

#707

⇓

(ALL CLAP AND WHISTLE)

#708

⇓

THATTA BOY!

#709

⇓

UH, TURK AND I ARE GONNA GO HOME AND SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER.

#710

⇓

UH, TURK AND I ARE GONNA GO HOME AND SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER.

#711

⇓

(PLAYFULLY) SOME GOOD TIME.

#712

⇓

(PLAYFULLY) SOME GOOD TIME.

#713

⇓

(LAUGHTER AND WHOOPS)

#714

⇓

AND BY GOOD TIME, SHE MEANS BUMPIN' UGLIES.

#715

⇓

AND BY GOOD TIME, SHE MEANS BUMPIN' UGLIES.

#716

⇓

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN'.

#717

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#718

⇓

WELL, I HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD DAY, MR. JAMES.

#719

⇓

WELL, I HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD DAY, MR. JAMES.

#720

⇓

(LAUGHS) WAIT A SECOND!

#721

⇓

(LAUGHS) WAIT A SECOND!

#722

⇓

THIS CHART ISN'T FOR CHARLES JAMES.

#723

⇓

IT'S FOR JAMES CHARLES.

#724

⇓

IT'S FOR JAMES CHARLES.

#725

⇓

HE'S THE ONE WHO HAS CANCER, NOT YOU.

#726

⇓

AND WHO CARES ABOUT HIM? HE'S ANTI-SEMITIC!

#727

⇓

AND WHO CARES ABOUT HIM? HE'S ANTI-SEMITIC!

#728

⇓

EXACTLY. (CANNED LAUGHTER)

#729

⇓

WELL, THAT'S A LOAD OFF MY MIND.

#730

⇓

WELL, THAT'S A LOAD OFF MY MIND.

#731

⇓

HEY, EVERYBODY!

#732

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#733

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#734

⇓

THANKS FOR COMING SO QUICKLY.

#735

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#736

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER)

#737

⇓

YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE KIND OF THING I NORMALLY SAY OUT LOUD IN MY HEAD,

#738

⇓

YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE KIND OF THING I NORMALLY SAY OUT LOUD IN MY HEAD,

#739

⇓

BUT SINCE WE'RE ALL HERE...

#740

⇓

IT JUST SEEMS LIKE IN THE END,

#741

⇓

EVERYTHING ALWAYS WORKS OUT BECAUSE AS LONG AS WE--

#742

⇓

EVERYTHING ALWAYS WORKS OUT BECAUSE AS LONG AS WE--

#743

⇓

(GROANS)

#744

⇓

(GROANS)

#745

⇓

MR. JAMES?

#746

⇓

MR. JAMES, CAN YOU HEAR ME?

#747

⇓

MR. JAMES, CAN YOU HEAR ME?

#748

⇓

HE'S APNEIC! WE NEED AN AIRWAY! CALL ANESTHESIA!

#749

⇓

THIS ISN'T RIGHT.

#750

⇓

THIS ISN'T RIGHT.

#751

⇓

WE'RE GONNA ENTUBATE.

#752

⇓

HANG SOME DOPAMINE, WIDE OPEN!

#753

⇓

HANG SOME DOPAMINE, WIDE OPEN!

#754

⇓

I NEED AN E.T. TUBE. WHERE'S ANESTHESIA?

#755

⇓

J.D.: UNFORTUNATELY, AROUND HERE THINGS DON'T ALWAYS END

#756

⇓

J.D.: UNFORTUNATELY, AROUND HERE THINGS DON'T ALWAYS END

#757

⇓

AS NEAT AND TIDY AS THEY DO IN SITCOMS.

#758

⇓

AS NEAT AND TIDY AS THEY DO IN SITCOMS.

#759

⇓

RELATIONSHIPS AREN'T ALWAYS MAGICALLY FIXED IN 30 MINUTES.

#760

⇓

RELATIONSHIPS AREN'T ALWAYS MAGICALLY FIXED IN 30 MINUTES.

#761

⇓

YOU HAVE TO WORK ON THEM.

#762

⇓

PROBLEMS DON'T ALWAYS HAVE EASY SOLUTIONS.

#763

⇓

HEY, KENNY, ONCE AGAIN, I'M--

#764

⇓

HEY, KENNY, ONCE AGAIN, I'M--

#765

⇓

I'M REAL SORRY.

#766

⇓

WELCOME TO MY WORLD.

#767

⇓

NOW IMAGINE GOING HOME TO MY WIFE.

#768

⇓

NOW IMAGINE GOING HOME TO MY WIFE.

#769

⇓

J.D.: AND AROUND HERE, NICE PEOPLE DON'T ALWAYS GET BETTER.

#770

⇓

J.D.: AND AROUND HERE, NICE PEOPLE DON'T ALWAYS GET BETTER.

#771

⇓

AND AT TIMES LIKE THAT,

#772

⇓

AND AT TIMES LIKE THAT,

#773

⇓

IT'S COMFORTING TO KNOW THERE'S ALWAYS ONE THING

#774

⇓

THAT CAN PICK YOUR SPIRITS UP.

#775

⇓

THAT CAN PICK YOUR SPIRITS UP.

#776

⇓

(LAUGHS)

#777

⇓

(CANNED LAUGHTER FROM TV)

#778

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