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Season 4, Episode 4 — My First Kill

WELL, NOW I AM.

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(BOTH LAUGH)

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(BOTH LAUGH)

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J.D., NARRATING: BEING THE NEW DOCTOR

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AT A HOSPITAL CAN BE DIFFICULT.

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THAT'S WHY IT'S ALWAYS NICE

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WHEN SOMEONE TAKES THE TIME

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WHEN SOMEONE TAKES THE TIME

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TO REACH OUT AND BEFRIEND YOU.

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HEY, I'M RON. I'M A NEW DOCTOR HERE.

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HEY, I'M RON. I'M A NEW DOCTOR HERE.

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YEAH, RON. THE "I DON'T CARE WARD" IS DOWN THERE.

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(NARRATING) ANYWAY, THE PERSON WHO REACHED OUT TO MOLLY

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(NARRATING) ANYWAY, THE PERSON WHO REACHED OUT TO MOLLY

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WAS ELLIOT.

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HEY, DO YOU WANNA GO DOWN TO LITTLE TOKYO

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HEY, DO YOU WANNA GO DOWN TO LITTLE TOKYO

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AND DO KARAOKE WITH ME TONIGHT?

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DO PEOPLE WITH TRICHOTILLOMANIA

#19

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COMPULSIVELY PULL THEIR HAIR OUT?

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COMPULSIVELY PULL THEIR HAIR OUT?

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DO THEY?

#22

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YEAH.

#23

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YEAH.

#24

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COOL. 'CAUSE INVITING YOU TO KARAOKE'S

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KIND OF A BIG DEAL TO ME.

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I'M A LITTLE SHY ABOUT MY 'AOKE.

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I'M A LITTLE SHY ABOUT MY 'AOKE.

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I'M SURE YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT.

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OH, I DON'T KNOW. I'M PRETTY TONE DEAF.

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OH, I DON'T KNOW. I'M PRETTY TONE DEAF.

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AND I DO THESE, LIKE, KICK MOVES

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THAT I DON'T THINK PEOPLE REALLY GET.

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THAT I DON'T THINK PEOPLE REALLY GET.

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PLUS I SOMETIMES WEAR A CAPE.

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EH, IT'S PROBABLY ALL IN MY HEAD. HA.

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EH, IT'S PROBABLY ALL IN MY HEAD. HA.

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(THINKING) IT'S NOT.

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OOH, DR. COX,

#39

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CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

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CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

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THE ANSWER IS "YES, IT WAS ME

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"WHO SAW YOU DOING LEG LIFTS IN THE GYM

#43

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ON THAT INFLATABLE BALL."

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ON THAT INFLATABLE BALL."

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IT WAS QUITE THE DISPLAY OF GIRL POWER.

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ABSOLUTELY LOVED THE LEG WARMERS.

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ABSOLUTELY LOVED THE LEG WARMERS.

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FIRST OF ALL, THEY WERE JUST BIG SOCKS, OK?

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AND SECONDLY, IF YOU NEED TO DO SOME LAUNDRY,

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AND SECONDLY, IF YOU NEED TO DO SOME LAUNDRY,

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HERE'S THE WASHBOARD, RIGHT?

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WHAT DO YOU WANT?

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AS CO-CHIEF RESIDENT,

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AS CO-CHIEF RESIDENT,

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I'VE NOTICED THAT SOME OF MY RESIDENTS

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ARE A LITTLE OVERWHELMED,

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AND I THINK IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU GAVE 'EM

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AND I THINK IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU GAVE 'EM

#59

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ONE OF YOUR PATENTED PEP TALKS, YOU KNOW?

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I'LL BE MORE THAN GLAD TO GIVE YOUR RESIDENTS A LITTLE PEP TALK.

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I'LL BE MORE THAN GLAD TO GIVE YOUR RESIDENTS A LITTLE PEP TALK.

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EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU IS GOING TO KILL A PATIENT.

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EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU IS GOING TO KILL A PATIENT.

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AT SOME POINT DURING YOUR RESIDENCY,

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YOU WILL SCREW UP, THEY WILL DIE,

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YOU WILL SCREW UP, THEY WILL DIE,

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AND IT WILL BE BURNED INTO YOUR CONSCIENCE FOREVER.

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AND IT WILL BE BURNED INTO YOUR CONSCIENCE FOREVER.

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HELL, TAKE PEE PADS HERE.

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PEE PADS.

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HE JUST MIGHT GO AHEAD AND GET HIMSELF

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HE JUST MIGHT GO AHEAD AND GET HIMSELF

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A GOOD CLEAN KILL THIS MORNING

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SEEING AS HIS PATIENT MRS. SAMPSON IS IN DKA

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SEEING AS HIS PATIENT MRS. SAMPSON IS IN DKA

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AND HE HASN'T BEEN TRACKING HER PHOSPHATE LEVEL.

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AND HE HASN'T BEEN TRACKING HER PHOSPHATE LEVEL.

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HER PHOSPHATE LEVEL. HER PHOSPHATE LEVEL.

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DOUG! STOP WRITING AND GO!

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THAT YOUNG MAN HAS KILLED SO MANY PATIENTS,

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I'M STARTING TO THINK HE JUST MIGHT BE A GOVERNMENT OPERATIVE.

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I'M STARTING TO THINK HE JUST MIGHT BE A GOVERNMENT OPERATIVE.

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THE POINT IS, THE HARDER YOU STUDY

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THE POINT IS, THE HARDER YOU STUDY

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THE LONGER YOU JUST MIGHT BE ABLE TO HOLD OFF THAT FIRST KILL.

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THE LONGER YOU JUST MIGHT BE ABLE TO HOLD OFF THAT FIRST KILL.

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OTHER THAN THAT, I GUESS, CROSS YOUR FINGERS

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AND HOPE THAT THE GUY YOU MURDER

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AND HOPE THAT THE GUY YOU MURDER

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IS A JACKASS WITH NO FAMILY.

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GREAT TO SEE YOU KIDS. ALL THE BEST.

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GREAT TO SEE YOU KIDS. ALL THE BEST.

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THANK YOU. THANK YOU, DR. COX.

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THANK YOU. THANK YOU, DR. COX.

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OK, YOU GUYS, PIZZA AND PUNCH IN THE PENTHOUSE.

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DOUG!

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DOUG!

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WRONG PATIENT. ONE BED OVER.

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WRONG PATIENT. ONE BED OVER.

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HEY, THERE.

#101

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THIS IS, LIKE, MY ELEVENTH SLICE.

#102

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THIS IS, LIKE, MY ELEVENTH SLICE.

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CANNONBALL THIS.

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MMM.

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THAT'S THE GOOD STUFF.

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THAT'S THE GOOD STUFF.

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SO ANYWAY, AFTER DR. COX SCARED THEM,

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SO ANYWAY, AFTER DR. COX SCARED THEM,

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NO ONE WANTED PIZZA OR PUNCH

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EXCEPT FOR DOUG WHO HAD WORKED UP A HEARTY APPETITE

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EXCEPT FOR DOUG WHO HAD WORKED UP A HEARTY APPETITE

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NEGLECTING MRS. SAMPSON INTO A COMA.

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(SLURPS) AAH!

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(SLURPS) AAH!

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TURK, WHAT IS ROWDY DOING IN MY CLOSET?

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TURK, WHAT IS ROWDY DOING IN MY CLOSET?

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HE'S GUARDIN' YOUR SHOES, BABY.

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HE ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK.

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HE ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK.

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BABY, COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOUR

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AND NOT HOLD HIM BY THE HAUNCHES LIKE THAT?

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AND NOT HOLD HIM BY THE HAUNCHES LIKE THAT?

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YEAH, HE HAS HIP DYSPLASIA.

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HE'S A PUREBRED. IT'S GENETIC.

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(BOTH GASP)

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I AM SICK OF THAT CREEPY THING.

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I AM SICK OF THAT CREEPY THING.

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I WANT HIM OUT OF MY HOUSE.

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WOW, ISN'T THAT A SHOCKER?

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YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT SOMETHING THAT'S IMPORTANT TO ME.

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YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT SOMETHING THAT'S IMPORTANT TO ME.

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YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T YOU JUST THROW HIM OUT?

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DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. HE'S DRUNK ON CHEESE.

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DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. HE'S DRUNK ON CHEESE.

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AND DON'T THINK ROWDY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.

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AND DON'T THINK ROWDY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.

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WHAT'S HE GONNA DO?

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(BARKING)

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AAH! AAH!

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EASY, BOY.

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EASY, BOY.

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SHE AIN'T WORTH IT.

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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN #

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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN #

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# NO, I KNOW #

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN#

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

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SO MRS. CARTER,

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IT TURNS OUT YOUR FEVER WAS JUST A REACTION

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IT TURNS OUT YOUR FEVER WAS JUST A REACTION

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TO THE AESTHETIC WE GAVE YOU DURING YOUR CATARACT SURGERY.

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I'M SENDING YOU HOME.

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I'M SENDING YOU HOME.

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CAN I DRIVE MY TRANS AM?

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THAT'S NOT UP TO ME, MRS. CARTER.

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THAT'S NOT UP TO ME, MRS. CARTER.

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THAT'S UP TO THE POLICE

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AND THE OWNER OF THOSE HORSES YOU KILLED.

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OH, THEY WERE EVERYWHERE.

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OH, THEY WERE EVERYWHERE.

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YOU WERE ON A RACETRACK, MRS. CARTER.

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OH. OOH.

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OH. OOH.

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I DON'T GET WHY TURK WAS SO UPSET ABOUT ROWDY.

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I MEAN, HE'S JUST A CREEPY STUFFED STUPID YELLOW DEAD DOG.

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I MEAN, HE'S JUST A CREEPY STUFFED STUPID YELLOW DEAD DOG.

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TOO MANY ADJECTIVES?

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TOO MANY ADJECTIVES?

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WELL, I'M SURE HE'S MORE THAN A PET TO TURK.

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I MEAN, HE'S BASICALLY A LINK TO HIS CHILDHOOD.

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I MEAN, HE'S BASICALLY A LINK TO HIS CHILDHOOD.

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HE BOUGHT HIM 8 YEARS AGO AT A GARAGE SALE.

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OH, WELL, THEN HE'S JUST A NUTTER BUTTER.

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OH, WELL, THEN HE'S JUST A NUTTER BUTTER.

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STILL, I THINK I REALLY HURT HIS FEELINGS.

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STILL, I THINK I REALLY HURT HIS FEELINGS.

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MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING NICE FOR ROWDY

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LIKE GET HIM CLEANED.

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LIKE GET HIM CLEANED.

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HMM.

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AAH!

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MM-MMM. NO.

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MM-MMM. NO.

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YOUR SIGN DOESN'T SAY "LIVE DOG GROOMER."

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J.D., NARRATING: AS DOCTORS,

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WE ALWAYS TAKE PATIENT'S HISTORIES

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EVEN THOUGH THERE USUALLY AREN'T A LOT OF SURPRISES.

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EVEN THOUGH THERE USUALLY AREN'T A LOT OF SURPRISES.

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AND, MR. PHILLIPS, DO YOU EXERCISE?

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DO YOGA EVERY MORNING.

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DO YOGA EVERY MORNING.

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OH, I CAN'T DO YOGA.

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ALL THAT DEEP BREATHING. I HATE BREATHING.

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ALL THAT DEEP BREATHING. I HATE BREATHING.

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(LAUGHS) EXCEPT, YOU KNOW, TO LIVE. UM, DO YOU DRINK?

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(LAUGHS) EXCEPT, YOU KNOW, TO LIVE. UM, DO YOU DRINK?

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OCCASIONAL GLASS OF WINE WITH DINNER.

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AND ANY DRUG USE?

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AND ANY DRUG USE?

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BEEN ON AND OFF HEROIN FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS.

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BUT I'VE BEEN CLEAN FOR THE LAST 6 MONTHS.

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BUT I'VE BEEN CLEAN FOR THE LAST 6 MONTHS.

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SEE? LOOK, NO TRACK MARKS.

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WAY TO GO, DADDY.

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(CHUCKLES) HE'S MY BIGGEST FAN.

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(CHUCKLES) HE'S MY BIGGEST FAN.

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PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

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PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

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UM, DO YOU SMOKE CIGARETTES?

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NO WAY.

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NO WAY.

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OF COURSE NOT. THOSE THINGS'LL KILL YA.

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MR. DANIELS, SOME FLUID HAS GATHERED NEAR YOUR HEART.

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MR. DANIELS, SOME FLUID HAS GATHERED NEAR YOUR HEART.

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SO I'M GONNA SCHEDULE A PERICARDIOCENTISIS

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AND DRAIN IT WITH A NEEDLE.

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SOMEONE'S GONNA STICK A NEEDLE IN MY CHEST?

#219

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SOMEONE'S GONNA STICK A NEEDLE IN MY CHEST?

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NOT JUST SOMEONE. DR. DE MAN.

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NOT JUST SOMEONE. DR. DE MAN.

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WHO'S DR. DE MAN?

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SAY IT--SAY IT WITHOUT THE DOCTOR.

#224

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WHO'S MR. DE MAN?

#225

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WHO'S MR. DE MAN?

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NO, JUST SAY THE-- THE LAST NAME.

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WHO'S DE MAN? I'M DE MAN!

#228

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WHO'S DE MAN? I'M DE MAN!

#229

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THAT WAS AWESOME.

#230

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THAT WAS FUN DOING THAT WITH YOU.

#231

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THAT WAS FUN DOING THAT WITH YOU.

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(THINKING) ALL RIGHT. NOW THAT YOU'VE GOT HIS CONFIDENCE,

#233

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DRIVE IT HOME.

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SO I'LL GO AHEAD AND SCHEDULE THE PROCEDURE.

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SO I'LL GO AHEAD AND SCHEDULE THE PROCEDURE.

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IF YOU THINK IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

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I DO. DR. COX,

#238

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I DO. DR. COX,

#239

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I WANNA THANK YOU FOR THAT "EVERYONE'S A MURDERER" SPEECH.

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NICE SCARE TACTIC.

#241

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NICE SCARE TACTIC.

#242

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UNFORTUNATELY, MY RESIDENTS HAVE STOPPED EATING.

#243

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THAT WASN'T A SCARE TACTIC, PORTIA.

#244

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THAT WASN'T A SCARE TACTIC, PORTIA.

#245

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EVENTUALLY, EVERYONE COMMITS A SIN OF OMISSION

#246

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OR DOESN'T ACT QUICKLY ENOUGH,

#247

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OR DOESN'T ACT QUICKLY ENOUGH,

#248

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AND SOMEBODY KICKS THE BUCKET.

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IT'S REALLY--IT'S REALLY NOT A QUESTION OF "IF."

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IT'S A QUESTION OF "WHEN."

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IT'S A QUESTION OF "WHEN."

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(NARRATING) IT'S STRANGE.

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EVEN THOUGH A LOT OF PATIENTS HAVE DIED UNDER MY CARE,

#254

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EVEN THOUGH A LOT OF PATIENTS HAVE DIED UNDER MY CARE,

#255

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I DON'T THINK I'VE KILLED ANY OF THEM.

#256

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I DON'T THINK I'VE KILLED ANY OF THEM.

#257

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HEAVEN'S A DINER?

#258

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GET ANYTHING YOU WANT, DEAR.

#259

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GET ANYTHING YOU WANT, DEAR.

#260

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OOH, MAYBE I'LL HAVE SOME FLAPJACKS.

#261

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THEY DON'T HAVE THOSE.

#262

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THEY DON'T HAVE THOSE.

#263

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NO FLAPJACKS IN HEAVEN? ARE FLAPJACKS EVIL?

#264

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DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. LISTEN, DEAD PEOPLE,

#265

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DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. LISTEN, DEAD PEOPLE,

#266

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DID ANY OF YOU FEEL THAT I MAY HAVE, YOU KNOW,

#267

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DID ANY OF YOU FEEL THAT I MAY HAVE, YOU KNOW,

#268

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KILLED YOU?

#269

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NO.

#270

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NO.

#271

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I MEAN, YOU WEREN'T A GREAT DOCTOR.

#272

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HE WAS NERVOUS.

#273

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OH, LIKE A LITTLE BIRD.

#274

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OH, LIKE A LITTLE BIRD.

#275

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BUT NO, DEAR, YOU DIDN'T KILL ANY OF US.

#276

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YOU KNOW WHAT?

#277

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I LEFT MY WALLET BACK ON EARTH.

#278

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I LEFT MY WALLET BACK ON EARTH.

#279

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HA HA. # SUCKERS! #

#280

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HA HA. # SUCKERS! #

#281

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HEARD YOU'RE TRYIN' TO CLEAN A DEAD DOG.

#282

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YEAH? WHO TOLD YOU THAT?

#283

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YEAH? WHO TOLD YOU THAT?

#284

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MMM. THE WIND.

#285

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BLONDE DOCTOR.

#286

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OH.

#287

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OH.

#288

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I CAN CLEAN IT FOR YOU.

#289

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WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

#290

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I DON'T KNOW. I'M JUST A LITTLE DRUNK FROM BREAKFAST.

#291

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I DON'T KNOW. I'M JUST A LITTLE DRUNK FROM BREAKFAST.

#292

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PLUS, TAXIDERMY USED TO BE KINDA A HOBBY OF MINE, YOU KNOW,

#293

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PLUS, TAXIDERMY USED TO BE KINDA A HOBBY OF MINE, YOU KNOW,

#294

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-TILL THE STATE -TOOK MY LICENSE AWAY.

#295

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-TILL THE STATE -TOOK MY LICENSE AWAY.

#296

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HOW COME?

#297

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WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE CUTE LITTLE SQUIRRELS, FLO?

#298

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WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE CUTE LITTLE SQUIRRELS, FLO?

#299

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(BANG, BANG)

#300

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LET'S CALL THIS MEETING TO ORDER.

#301

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UH, FIRST THINGS FIRST.

#302

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I COUNTED THE BALLOTS,

#303

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AND, UH, SOMEONE VOTED TWICE.

#304

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INTERESTING.

#305

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INTERESTING.

#306

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I'M NOT POINTING FINGERS. ROY.

#307

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THERE WERE NEVER ANY SQUIRRELS.

#308

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THERE WERE NEVER ANY SQUIRRELS.

#309

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TURK, I'VE GOT THIS PATIENT

#310

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TURK, I'VE GOT THIS PATIENT

#311

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WHO'S GOT A DAMAGED HEART VALVE

#312

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AND NEEDS A REPLACEMENT.

#313

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IS HE A GOOD CANDIDATE FOR SURGERY?

#314

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IS HE A GOOD CANDIDATE FOR SURGERY?

#315

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DEFINITELY. 35, MARRIED, GOOD JOB, CUTE LITTLE BOY,

#316

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DEFINITELY. 35, MARRIED, GOOD JOB, CUTE LITTLE BOY,

#317

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GREAT DOG.

#318

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CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT KIND THEY SAID.

#319

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CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT KIND THEY SAID.

#320

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LONG TIME RECOVERING HEROIN ADDICT.

#321

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A BULLDOG. THAT'S WHAT IT WAS.

#322

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NAMED PARIS AFTER THE CITY,

#323

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NAMED PARIS AFTER THE CITY,

#324

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NOT THE SLUTTY SOCIALITE TRAMP.

#325

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HE'S A HEROIN ADDICT?

#326

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YEAH, BUT HE IS, LIKE, SUPER SERIOUS ABOUT HIS SOBRIETY.

#327

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YEAH, BUT HE IS, LIKE, SUPER SERIOUS ABOUT HIS SOBRIETY.

#328

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-I MEAN, HE'S BEEN -TO REHAB, LIKE, 6 TIMES.

#329

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SOUNDS LIKE HE NEEDS TO DIAL IT UP TO SUPER, DUPER SERIOUS, HUH?

#330

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SOUNDS LIKE HE NEEDS TO DIAL IT UP TO SUPER, DUPER SERIOUS, HUH?

#331

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I'LL TELL HIM.

#332

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LOOK, ELLIOT, YOU KNOW THE CHIEF OF SURGERY

#333

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LOOK, ELLIOT, YOU KNOW THE CHIEF OF SURGERY

#334

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ISN'T GONNA ACCEPT THE SURGICAL RISK

#335

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OF A VALVE REPLACEMENT ON SOMEONE

#336

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OF A VALVE REPLACEMENT ON SOMEONE

#337

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WHO'S JUST GONNA DESTROY IT WITH DRUGS.

#338

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WANT SOME OF MY PANCAKES?

#339

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UH, DEVIL CAKES? NO, THANK YOU.

#340

⇓

UH, DEVIL CAKES? NO, THANK YOU.

#341

⇓

DO YOU KNOW THAT DR. COX IS TRYING TO CONVINCE ME

#342

⇓

DO YOU KNOW THAT DR. COX IS TRYING TO CONVINCE ME

#343

⇓

THAT EVERYONE EVENTUALLY KILLS A PATIENT?

#344

⇓

BUT I HAVEN'T. I KNOW YOU HAVEN'T.

#345

⇓

HELL, YEAH, I HAVE.

#346

⇓

HELL, YEAH, I HAVE.

#347

⇓

REMEMBER MY FIRST YEAR, MR. QUINN?

#348

⇓

I FORGOT TO WRITE THE ORDER FOR HIS ALBUMEN DRIP

#349

⇓

I FORGOT TO WRITE THE ORDER FOR HIS ALBUMEN DRIP

#350

⇓

AND HE HAEMORRHAGED AND DIED.

#351

⇓

AND HE HAEMORRHAGED AND DIED.

#352

⇓

YOU WANT YOUR DOUGHNUT?

#353

⇓

(NARRATING) AND IT TURNED OUT

#354

⇓

(NARRATING) AND IT TURNED OUT

#355

⇓

TURK WASN'T THE ONLY ONE.

#356

⇓

MMM. MRS. KAHN, MY SECOND YEAR.

#357

⇓

MMM. MRS. KAHN, MY SECOND YEAR.

#358

⇓

UH, MRS. STUDEBAKER, 40 MINUTES INTO MY FIRST DAY.

#359

⇓

UH, MRS. STUDEBAKER, 40 MINUTES INTO MY FIRST DAY.

#360

⇓

I'VE BEEN A DOCTOR FOR 30 YEARS.

#361

⇓

I'VE BEEN A DOCTOR FOR 30 YEARS.

#362

⇓

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

#363

⇓

ON MY THIRD DAY, THERE WAS MR. KERSHNAR.

#364

⇓

ON MY THIRD DAY, THERE WAS MR. KERSHNAR.

#365

⇓

JENNY ROTH ABOUT 8 WEEKS AGO.

#366

⇓

IT WAS REALLY TOUGH BECAUSE SHE WAS HOT.

#367

⇓

IT WAS REALLY TOUGH BECAUSE SHE WAS HOT.

#368

⇓

AND THEN LATER THAT THIRD DAY... (PAGER BEEPS)

#369

⇓

AND THEN LATER THAT THIRD DAY... (PAGER BEEPS)

#370

⇓

OH, BOY. THAT CAN'T BE GOOD.

#371

⇓

NO, NEWBIE, I HAVE NOT KILLED.

#372

⇓

BUT I HAPPEN TO BE, AS ALWAYS, THE EXCEPTION

#373

⇓

BUT I HAPPEN TO BE, AS ALWAYS, THE EXCEPTION

#374

⇓

THAT PROVES THE RULE.

#375

⇓

SO RIGHT ABOUT NOW,

#376

⇓

YOU GOTTA BE ASKING YOURSELF

#377

⇓

YOU GOTTA BE ASKING YOURSELF

#378

⇓

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE THAT GOOD?

#379

⇓

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE THAT GOOD?

#380

⇓

AH.

#381

⇓

OH, MY GOD. I'M GONNA KILL SOMEONE.

#382

⇓

OH, MY GOD. I'M GONNA KILL SOMEONE.

#383

⇓

ANYWAY, BECAUSE OF THE HEROIN USE,

#384

⇓

ANYWAY, BECAUSE OF THE HEROIN USE,

#385

⇓

SURGERY DOESN'T WANNA GIVE MR. PHILLIPS A HEART VALVE.

#386

⇓

SO NOW AN ETHICS COMMITTEE IS GONNA DECIDE

#387

⇓

SO NOW AN ETHICS COMMITTEE IS GONNA DECIDE

#388

⇓

-IF HE GETS -THE OPERATION OR NOT.

#389

⇓

AND I'M FREAKIN' OUT BECAUSE I'VE GOTTA GO AND ARGUE HIS CASE.

#390

⇓

OH, MY GOD. IS IT ALREADY 2:00?

#391

⇓

OH, MY GOD. IS IT ALREADY 2:00?

#392

⇓

OH, RELAX. THAT'S GREENLAND TIME.

#393

⇓

THIS WAY, I REMEMBER TO CALL MY MOM ON HER VACATION

#394

⇓

THIS WAY, I REMEMBER TO CALL MY MOM ON HER VACATION

#395

⇓

BEFORE SHE GOES ON A BOAT.

#396

⇓

ON A BOAT?

#397

⇓

YEAH, SHE'S BEEN SLEEPING WITH

#398

⇓

YEAH, SHE'S BEEN SLEEPING WITH

#399

⇓

A COMMERCIAL SALMON FISHERMAN.

#400

⇓

HOW FUN FOR HER.

#401

⇓

HOW FUN FOR HER.

#402

⇓

LOOK, I DEALT WITH A LOT OF ETHICS COMMITTEES

#403

⇓

AND YOU'RE GONNA BE GREAT.

#404

⇓

I MEAN, THE KEY IS TO JUST BE CONFIDENT.

#405

⇓

I MEAN, THE KEY IS TO JUST BE CONFIDENT.

#406

⇓

WELL, I'M NOT.

#407

⇓

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

#408

⇓

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

#409

⇓

I'LL GO WITH YOU FOR MORAL SUPPORT.

#410

⇓

AND THEN IF THINGS GET DICEY

#411

⇓

'CAUSE IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF STUFFED SHIRTS,

#412

⇓

'CAUSE IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF STUFFED SHIRTS,

#413

⇓

THEN WE CAN MAKE OUT, AND I'LL GIVE YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT.

#414

⇓

WHAT? I THOUGHT I HEARD SOMETHING.

#415

⇓

GOOD-BYE, TODD.

#416

⇓

GOOD-BYE, TODD.

#417

⇓

BACK TO THE TRANSPLANT.

#418

⇓

SO WHO'S EVEN ON AN ETHICS COMMITTEE?

#419

⇓

SO WHO'S EVEN ON AN ETHICS COMMITTEE?

#420

⇓

WELL, OBVIOUSLY HIGHER UPS. UM...

#421

⇓

WELL, OBVIOUSLY HIGHER UPS. UM...

#422

⇓

THE CHIEF OF MEDICINE...

#423

⇓

A SHARP LEGAL MIND...

#424

⇓

A SHARP LEGAL MIND...

#425

⇓

AND AN OLDER DOCTOR WITH A WEALTH OF EXPERIENCE.

#426

⇓

AND AN OLDER DOCTOR WITH A WEALTH OF EXPERIENCE.

#427

⇓

IF EDWARDS IS DEAD, I WANT HIS CUPCAKE.

#428

⇓

IF EDWARDS IS DEAD, I WANT HIS CUPCAKE.

#429

⇓

NOT YET.

#430

⇓

(SLURPS)

#431

⇓

(NARRATING) AS I WAS CONTEMPLATING

#432

⇓

HOW EASY IT WOULD BE TO MAKE MY FIRST FATAL MISTAKE,

#433

⇓

I HAD A FEELING THAT MR. DANIELS FELT GOOD ABOUT THIS PROCEDURE.

#434

⇓

I HAD A FEELING THAT MR. DANIELS FELT GOOD ABOUT THIS PROCEDURE.

#435

⇓

YOU KNOW, I FEEL GOOD

#436

⇓

(NARRATING) SEE?

#437

⇓

(NARRATING) SEE?

#438

⇓

STILL, WE ALL END UP LEANING ON CERTAIN CLICHES

#439

⇓

WHEN MAKING MAJOR DECISIONS.

#440

⇓

WHEN MAKING MAJOR DECISIONS.

#441

⇓

LIKE "DON'T JUMP OFF A BRIDGE

#442

⇓

IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW DEEP THE WATER IS."

#443

⇓

THIS PROCEDURE'S TOO RISKY RIGHT NOW, MR. DANIELS.

#444

⇓

THIS PROCEDURE'S TOO RISKY RIGHT NOW, MR. DANIELS.

#445

⇓

I THINK WE SHOULD WAIT.

#446

⇓

J.D., NARRATING: AND OF COURSE, THE CLASSIC--

#447

⇓

"NO MATTER HOW CLEAN THE JANITOR GETS YOUR HUSBAND'S DEAD DOG,

#448

⇓

"NO MATTER HOW CLEAN THE JANITOR GETS YOUR HUSBAND'S DEAD DOG,

#449

⇓

"YOU STILL NEED TO PUT HIM IN THE TRUNK

#450

⇓

AND NOT ACCIDENTALLY LEAVE HIM ON THE ROOF WHEN YOU DRIVE OFF..."

#451

⇓

AND NOT ACCIDENTALLY LEAVE HIM ON THE ROOF WHEN YOU DRIVE OFF..."

#452

⇓

AAH!

#453

⇓

AAH!

#454

⇓

AND FINALLY, THE LESSER KNOWN

#455

⇓

"YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING WITH A FRIEND BY YOUR SIDE."

#456

⇓

"YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING WITH A FRIEND BY YOUR SIDE."

#457

⇓

I UNDERSTAND THAT BECAUSE OF HIS DRUG PROBLEM

#458

⇓

I UNDERSTAND THAT BECAUSE OF HIS DRUG PROBLEM

#459

⇓

SOME OF YOU DON'T THINK THAT MR. PHILLPS

#460

⇓

IS A GOOD CANDIDATE FOR SURGERY.

#461

⇓

BUT BELIEVE ME, HE UNDERSTANDS THAT

#462

⇓

BUT BELIEVE ME, HE UNDERSTANDS THAT

#463

⇓

THIS HEART VALVE IS A RESPONSIBILITY.

#464

⇓

THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE MET HIM,

#465

⇓

THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE MET HIM,

#466

⇓

LIKE TED, CAN ATTEST TO THIS.

#467

⇓

THIS IS A VERY DICEY CASE.

#468

⇓

THIS IS A VERY DICEY CASE.

#469

⇓

TED, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

#470

⇓

SHE KNOWS MY NAME. WHATEVER SHE WANTS.

#471

⇓

SHE KNOWS MY NAME. WHATEVER SHE WANTS.

#472

⇓

VERY ETHICAL. WHY DON'T I OPEN THE FLOOR

#473

⇓

TO THOSE PEOPLE WHO CURRENTLY DO NOT HAVE ERECTIONS?

#474

⇓

TO THOSE PEOPLE WHO CURRENTLY DO NOT HAVE ERECTIONS?

#475

⇓

DR. CLARK, YOU THINK THIS GUY WILL STAY CLEAN?

#476

⇓

OH, I'M JUST HERE AS A FRIEND.

#477

⇓

OH, I'M JUST HERE AS A FRIEND.

#478

⇓

I THINK YOU SHOULD ASK TED AGAIN.

#479

⇓

OH, GOOD GOD, SHE KNOWS IT, TOO. AM I AWAKE?

#480

⇓

OH, GOOD GOD, SHE KNOWS IT, TOO. AM I AWAKE?

#481

⇓

DR. CLOCK, EDWARDS HERE IS, AT BEST,

#482

⇓

DR. CLOCK, EDWARDS HERE IS, AT BEST,

#483

⇓

JUST A FEW MINUTES AWAY FROM WALKING TOWARDS THE LIGHT.

#484

⇓

JUST A FEW MINUTES AWAY FROM WALKING TOWARDS THE LIGHT.

#485

⇓

SO WHAT SAY YOU STOP WASTING OUR TIME

#486

⇓

AND GIVE ME YOUR PROFESSIONAL OPINION?

#487

⇓

AND GIVE ME YOUR PROFESSIONAL OPINION?

#488

⇓

J.D., NARRATING: OF COURSE, SOMETIMES, FRIENDS WILL SURPRISE YOU.

#489

⇓

J.D., NARRATING: OF COURSE, SOMETIMES, FRIENDS WILL SURPRISE YOU.

#490

⇓

MR. PHILLIPS' NUMEROUS RELAPSES

#491

⇓

PAINT THE PICTURE OF SOMEONE WHO HAS NOT OVERCOME HIS ADDICTION.

#492

⇓

PAINT THE PICTURE OF SOMEONE WHO HAS NOT OVERCOME HIS ADDICTION.

#493

⇓

SO, NO, I DON'T THINK HE WILL.

#494

⇓

SO, NO, I DON'T THINK HE WILL.

#495

⇓

LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE MAD.

#496

⇓

WHY? BECAUSE YOU BETRAYED ME? BETRAYER.

#497

⇓

WHY? BECAUSE YOU BETRAYED ME? BETRAYER.

#498

⇓

I'M SORRY. BUT WHEN THEY ASKED ME

#499

⇓

FOR MY PROFESSIONAL OPINION, I HAD TO GIVE IT.

#500

⇓

FOR MY PROFESSIONAL OPINION, I HAD TO GIVE IT.

#501

⇓

OH, I DON'T KNOW. IF YOU WERE A REAL FRIEND,

#502

⇓

YOU COULD HAVE LIED, KEPT YOUR MOUTH SHUT, MADE OUT WITH ME--

#503

⇓

-ANY OF THE STUFF -THAT WE TALKED ABOUT.

#504

⇓

DID I JUST HEAR?

#505

⇓

TODD!

#506

⇓

LOOK, I REALLY WANNA WORK THIS OUT.

#507

⇓

BUT I HAVE TO SEE THIS SCHIZOPHRENIC PATIENT.

#508

⇓

BUT I HAVE TO SEE THIS SCHIZOPHRENIC PATIENT.

#509

⇓

IT'S ALREADY 6:00.

#510

⇓

NO, MOLLY, IT'S 3:00.

#511

⇓

YOU'RE STILL ON STUPID GREENLAND TIME.

#512

⇓

YOU'RE STILL ON STUPID GREENLAND TIME.

#513

⇓

OH, SHOOT. I FORGOT TO CALL MY MOM AND YERGI.

#514

⇓

OH, SHOOT. I FORGOT TO CALL MY MOM AND YERGI.

#515

⇓

(NARRATING) I KNOW I BAILED ON MR. DANIELS,

#516

⇓

(NARRATING) I KNOW I BAILED ON MR. DANIELS,

#517

⇓

BUT THE WHOLE HAVING NOT KILLED THING GOT IN MY HEAD.

#518

⇓

STILL, NO ONE WILL NOTICE.

#519

⇓

STILL, NO ONE WILL NOTICE.

#520

⇓

AH, KIKI DEE.

#521

⇓

I HEARD MR. DANIELS ISN'T GETTING HIS PERICARDIOCENTISIS.

#522

⇓

I HEARD MR. DANIELS ISN'T GETTING HIS PERICARDIOCENTISIS.

#523

⇓

SINCE WHEN?

#524

⇓

(THINKING) NOW YOU'RE GONNA LIE HERE. DON'T BE TOO SPECIFIC.

#525

⇓

SINCE 1:42 YESTERDAY AFTERNOON.

#526

⇓

SINCE 1:42 YESTERDAY AFTERNOON.

#527

⇓

HIS WIFE DID NOT WANT HIM TO DO IT.

#528

⇓

SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, BY THE WAY.

#529

⇓

SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, BY THE WAY.

#530

⇓

ONE GREEN EYE, ONE BLUE. SHE'S FROM LUXEMBOURG.

#531

⇓

THEY'RE BOTH FROM LUXEMBOURG.

#532

⇓

I BELIEVE THEY'RE, UH, LUXEMBOURGIAN.

#533

⇓

I BELIEVE THEY'RE, UH, LUXEMBOURGIAN.

#534

⇓

WHERE IN LUXEMBOURG? I SPENT 2 WEEKS THERE.

#535

⇓

WHERE IN LUXEMBOURG? I SPENT 2 WEEKS THERE.

#536

⇓

(THINKING) WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

#537

⇓

JUST STAY VAGUE.

#538

⇓

UH, OUTSIDE MERTET NEAR THE GERMAN BORDER.

#539

⇓

UH, OUTSIDE MERTET NEAR THE GERMAN BORDER.

#540

⇓

AHA. THEY SAY WHAT THEY MISS MOST

#541

⇓

ARE THOSE LAZY SUMMER AFTERNOONS ON THE MOSELLE RIVER.

#542

⇓

ARE THOSE LAZY SUMMER AFTERNOONS ON THE MOSELLE RIVER.

#543

⇓

(THINKING) YOU ARE CHANNELING

#544

⇓

THAT SEVENTH GRADE BOOK REPORT.

#545

⇓

OK. OK, THEN.

#546

⇓

OK. OK, THEN.

#547

⇓

(THINKING) BULLET DODGED. HE TOTALLY BOUGHT IT.

#548

⇓

HEY, WHERE'S HE TAKING ME?

#549

⇓

HEY, WHERE'S HE TAKING ME?

#550

⇓

MR. DANIELS.

#551

⇓

WE HAVE RETHOUGHT THINGS

#552

⇓

AND DECIDED THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE THAT PROCEDURE.

#553

⇓

AND DECIDED THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE THAT PROCEDURE.

#554

⇓

OK.

#555

⇓

OK.

#556

⇓

WELL, NOW, THAT TOOK QUITE A BIT OF CAJOLING.

#557

⇓

BUT I THINK I WAS ABLE TO CONVINCE HIM.

#558

⇓

(THINKING) THAT'S OK.

#559

⇓

'CAUSE I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE LYIN' AROUND HERE.

#560

⇓

HEY, BABY, I'M GONNA HEAD HOME AND WATCH SOME TELEVISION WITH ROWDY.

#561

⇓

HEY, BABY, I'M GONNA HEAD HOME AND WATCH SOME TELEVISION WITH ROWDY.

#562

⇓

ROWDY? NO! UM...

#563

⇓

ROWDY? NO! UM...

#564

⇓

YOU SHOULDN'T GO HOME.

#565

⇓

WHY?

#566

⇓

WHY?

#567

⇓

I WANT YOU TO GO SOMEWHERE FOR ME.

#568

⇓

TO A STRIP CLUB.

#569

⇓

TO A STRIP CLUB.

#570

⇓

OK.

#571

⇓

OK.

#572

⇓

HEY, TURK, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

#573

⇓

CAN'T TALK NOW. GOOD STUFF'S HAPPENIN'.

#574

⇓

CAN'T TALK NOW. GOOD STUFF'S HAPPENIN'.

#575

⇓

CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

#576

⇓

DON'T CARE.

#577

⇓

WHERE? WHERE AM I GONNA FIND A DEAD, STUFFED YELLOW LAB?

#578

⇓

WHERE? WHERE AM I GONNA FIND A DEAD, STUFFED YELLOW LAB?

#579

⇓

I CAN HELP.

#580

⇓

I CAN HELP.

#581

⇓

NO, YOU HAVE WORK TO DO.

#582

⇓

(BOTH LAUGH)

#583

⇓

(BOTH LAUGH)

#584

⇓

LET'S GO.

#585

⇓

(BARKS)

#586

⇓

NO!

#587

⇓

NO!

#588

⇓

OK.

#589

⇓

I JUST NEEDED TO KNOW WHERE THE LINE WAS.

#590

⇓

I JUST NEEDED TO KNOW WHERE THE LINE WAS.

#591

⇓

JANITOR: WELL, HELLO.

#592

⇓

WRONG PLACE, WRONG TIME, LITTLE BUDDY.

#593

⇓

(BANG, BANG)

#594

⇓

(BANG, BANG)

#595

⇓

FELLAS, I'D LIKE YOU ALL TO MEET KYLE.

#596

⇓

FELLAS, I'D LIKE YOU ALL TO MEET KYLE.

#597

⇓

WELCOME HIM. TREAT HIM AS A BROTHER.

#598

⇓

YOU'LL ENJOY IT HERE.

#599

⇓

YOU'LL ENJOY IT HERE.

#600

⇓

ANY COMPLAINTS, GO TO DWAYNE.

#601

⇓

UM, WHAT DO WE GOT ON THE TABLE?

#602

⇓

UM, WHAT DO WE GOT ON THE TABLE?

#603

⇓

GREG, MAY I RUN THE MEETING?

#604

⇓

IS THAT COOL? OK.

#605

⇓

IS THAT COOL? OK.

#606

⇓

WELL, I GUESS I WAS A LITTLE MORE PERSUASIVE THAN I THOUGHT.

#607

⇓

WELL, I GUESS I WAS A LITTLE MORE PERSUASIVE THAN I THOUGHT.

#608

⇓

YOU GOT THE HEART VALVE!

#609

⇓

OH, THAT'S AMAZING. WE HAVE TO CELEBRATE.

#610

⇓

OH, THAT'S AMAZING. WE HAVE TO CELEBRATE.

#611

⇓

HOW DO YOU CELEBRATE WITHOUT HEROIN?

#612

⇓

HOW DO YOU CELEBRATE WITHOUT HEROIN?

#613

⇓

UH, WITH CAKE, MOSTLY.

#614

⇓

THEN LET'S ORDER SOME CAKE.

#615

⇓

AND MR. PHILLIPS, PART OF THE DEAL HERE

#616

⇓

AND MR. PHILLIPS, PART OF THE DEAL HERE

#617

⇓

IS THAT YOU'LL COME BACK FOR THE NEXT 6 WEEKS FOR DRUG REHAB.

#618

⇓

-ABSOLUTELY. -NOT A PROBLEM.

#619

⇓

-ABSOLUTELY. -NOT A PROBLEM.

#620

⇓

I'M REAL GOOD AT REHAB.

#621

⇓

(BOTH LAUGH)

#622

⇓

BUT AFTER THAT,

#623

⇓

BUT AFTER THAT,

#624

⇓

I'M GONNA MOVE MY FAMILY DOWN TO FLORIDA.

#625

⇓

START FRESH.

#626

⇓

YEAH.

#627

⇓

YEAH.

#628

⇓

HEY, DID SOMEBODY PAGE ME?

#629

⇓

I'M SORRY I TOOK SO LONG.

#630

⇓

I WAS JUST EATING LUNCH.

#631

⇓

I WAS JUST EATING LUNCH.

#632

⇓

OH, OF COURSE YOU WERE. IT'S 8:30 IN THE MORNING.

#633

⇓

JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW

#634

⇓

THAT THE COMMITTEE VOTED IN MY FAVOUR.

#635

⇓

THAT THE COMMITTEE VOTED IN MY FAVOUR.

#636

⇓

CONGRATULATIONS.

#637

⇓

THANK YOU.

#638

⇓

THANK YOU.

#639

⇓

OH, I WAS CONGRATULATING DEAN.

#640

⇓

UH, WHY?

#641

⇓

HE GOT A NEW HEART VALVE.

#642

⇓

OH, RIGHT. SHE VOTED AGAINST YOU.

#643

⇓

CAN I TALK TO YOU OUTSIDE?

#644

⇓

DID YOU JUST PAGE ME SO YOU COULD RUB MY FACE IN THIS?

#645

⇓

YES. THERE'S ALSO A COUPLE OF MESSAGES ON YOUR HOME MACHINE.

#646

⇓

YES. THERE'S ALSO A COUPLE OF MESSAGES ON YOUR HOME MACHINE.

#647

⇓

LOOK, ELLIOT, I HOPE I'M WRONG,

#648

⇓

LOOK, ELLIOT, I HOPE I'M WRONG,

#649

⇓

AND I HOPE HE STAYS CLEAN.

#650

⇓

LET'S JUST NOT MAKE THIS PERSONAL, OK?

#651

⇓

SAID THE LOSER, HA HA, WHO LOST.

#652

⇓

SAID THE LOSER, HA HA, WHO LOST.

#653

⇓

DON'T PUSH ME. 'CAUSE ONE OF THE REASONS I BECAME A THERAPIST

#654

⇓

DON'T PUSH ME. 'CAUSE ONE OF THE REASONS I BECAME A THERAPIST

#655

⇓

IS I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ABLE TO ZERO IN ON A PERSON'S GREATEST INSECURITY.

#656

⇓

OH, I'M REAL SCARED, MOLLY. WHATCHA GONNA DO?

#657

⇓

OH, I'M REAL SCARED, MOLLY. WHATCHA GONNA DO?

#658

⇓

EYEBROWS.

#659

⇓

EYEBROWS? LIKE THAT'S GONNA MAKE YOU...

#660

⇓

EYEBROWS? LIKE THAT'S GONNA MAKE YOU...

#661

⇓

(CRIES)

#662

⇓

ELLIOT, COME ON. YOU CAN'T BE THAT INSECURE.

#663

⇓

ELLIOT, COME ON. YOU CAN'T BE THAT INSECURE.

#664

⇓

GIANT ADAM'S APPLE.

#665

⇓

GIANT ADAM'S APPLE.

#666

⇓

I HAVE TO GO.

#667

⇓

I HAVE TO GO.

#668

⇓

(NARRATING) ELLIOT'S COMMENT DIDN'T BOTHER ME

#669

⇓

'CAUSE I'M PROUD OF THE BODY GOD GAVE ME.

#670

⇓

BESIDES, I HAD BIGGER PROBLEMS.

#671

⇓

I HAD TO DO MR. DANIELS' PROCEDURE.

#672

⇓

I HAD TO DO MR. DANIELS' PROCEDURE.

#673

⇓

LUCKILY, I'M A PROFESSIONAL,

#674

⇓

AND PROFESSIONALS FINISH THE JOB.

#675

⇓

AND PROFESSIONALS FINISH THE JOB.

#676

⇓

THIS NEEDLE IS TOO STICKY. I'M OUT.

#677

⇓

GET IT TOGETHER, LAVERNE.

#678

⇓

GET IT TOGETHER, LAVERNE.

#679

⇓

HEY, PEGGY.

#680

⇓

HEY, PEGGY.

#681

⇓

YES, I NOTICED THE TURTLENECK CHOICE IN AUGUST

#682

⇓

-AND CAN ONLY ASSUME -IT'S GOT SOMETHING TO DO

#683

⇓

-AND CAN ONLY ASSUME -IT'S GOT SOMETHING TO DO

#684

⇓

WITH THAT GRAPEFRUIT YOU STORE IN YOUR TRACHEA.

#685

⇓

LET ME PUT YOUR MIND AT EASE.

#686

⇓

LET ME PUT YOUR MIND AT EASE.

#687

⇓

YOU'VE KILLED BEFORE.

#688

⇓

OH.

#689

⇓

DO YOU REMEMBER MRS. CARTER?

#690

⇓

DO YOU REMEMBER MRS. CARTER?

#691

⇓

OK, BYE-BYE.

#692

⇓

OK, BYE-BYE.

#693

⇓

(TIRES SCREECH)

#694

⇓

WHOO-HOO!

#695

⇓

WHOO-HOO!

#696

⇓

OH, SHE DIED?

#697

⇓

3 DAYS AGO OF ENDOCARDITIS.

#698

⇓

YOU DIDN'T GET BLOOD CULTURES AND YOU MISSED IT.

#699

⇓

YOU DIDN'T GET BLOOD CULTURES AND YOU MISSED IT.

#700

⇓

YOU HAPPY?

#701

⇓

(NARRATING) THE WEIRD THING WAS

#702

⇓

THAT -I WAS -A LITTLE HAPPY.

#703

⇓

STICKY NEEDLE, PLEASE.

#704

⇓

STICKY NEEDLE, PLEASE.

#705

⇓

HERE YOU GO, DOCTOR.

#706

⇓

OH, BY THE WAY, WHEN THIS IS OVER,

#707

⇓

OH, BY THE WAY, WHEN THIS IS OVER,

#708

⇓

(WHISPERS) I'M KICKING YOUR ASS.

#709

⇓

JANITOR: PSST.

#710

⇓

JANITOR: PSST.

#711

⇓

WHERE'S YOUR HUSBAND?

#712

⇓

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)

#713

⇓

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)

#714

⇓

HE ISN'T HERE.

#715

⇓

RUFF RUFF.

#716

⇓

RUFF RUFF.

#717

⇓

(GASPS) YOU FOUND ROWDY?!

#718

⇓

(GASPS) YOU FOUND ROWDY?!

#719

⇓

NO, NOT ROWDY. THIS IS STEVEN.

#720

⇓

YOU KNOW, ROWDY WAS 48 INCHES

#721

⇓

FROM SNOUT TO TAIL?

#722

⇓

FROM SNOUT TO TAIL?

#723

⇓

STEVEN'S ONLY 46 ON A GOOD DAY.

#724

⇓

I THINK WE'RE OK. HA HA.

#725

⇓

I THINK WE'RE OK. HA HA.

#726

⇓

I GOT HIM OFF ANOTHER TAXIDERMY GUY ON THE INTERNET.

#727

⇓

HAD TO TRADE HIM MY, UH, SQUIRREL ARMY.

#728

⇓

HAD TO TRADE HIM MY, UH, SQUIRREL ARMY.

#729

⇓

OH, I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO DO THAT. BUT THANK YOU.

#730

⇓

OH, I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO DO THAT. BUT THANK YOU.

#731

⇓

NAH, EVERYONE THINKS SQUIRREL ARMIES ARE SO GREAT.

#732

⇓

NAH, EVERYONE THINKS SQUIRREL ARMIES ARE SO GREAT.

#733

⇓

I'M NOT SURE IT'S THE HEALTHIEST HABIT IN THE WORLD.

#734

⇓

THANK YOU.

#735

⇓

THANK YOU.

#736

⇓

THANK-- HE LIKES TO PARK.

#737

⇓

LET IT GO. OK.

#738

⇓

LET IT GO. OK.

#739

⇓

OK. (SNIFFS) OOH.

#740

⇓

OK. (SNIFFS) OOH.

#741

⇓

IT SMELLS LIKE ROWDY.

#742

⇓

IT SMELLS LIKE ROWDY.

#743

⇓

HE'S STEVEN.

#744

⇓

(NARRATING) KILLING MRS. CARTER

#745

⇓

(NARRATING) KILLING MRS. CARTER

#746

⇓

THOUGH ADMITTEDLY BAD FOR HER,

#747

⇓

WAS JUST THE PICK ME UP I NEEDED.

#748

⇓

WAS JUST THE PICK ME UP I NEEDED.

#749

⇓

I DON'T KNOW HOW MY CAR ENDED UP IN THE COMMUNITY POOL.

#750

⇓

I DON'T KNOW HOW MY CAR ENDED UP IN THE COMMUNITY POOL.

#751

⇓

YOU MUST HAVE LOST CONTROL

#752

⇓

AFTER YOU WENT THROUGH THE SNACK BAR.

#753

⇓

OOH.

#754

⇓

(THINKING) MRS. CARTER?

#755

⇓

(THINKING) MRS. CARTER?

#756

⇓

OOH, DID I TRICK NEWBIE?

#757

⇓

OOH, DID I TRICK NEWBIE?

#758

⇓

HA HA. I DID, DIDN'T I?

#759

⇓

AND NOW, OF COURSE, HE HAS TO LIVE IN FEAR

#760

⇓

AND NOW, OF COURSE, HE HAS TO LIVE IN FEAR

#761

⇓

OF WHEN HE WILL KILL. WHEN? WHEN? WHEN, WHEN, WHEN, WHEN, WHEN, WHEN?

#762

⇓

YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T APPRECIATE LYING.

#763

⇓

YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T APPRECIATE LYING.

#764

⇓

COME ON. I KNOW YOU'RE SCARED,

#765

⇓

AND A LOT OF TIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A LITTLE GIRL IN A BIG GAL'S BODY.

#766

⇓

AND A LOT OF TIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A LITTLE GIRL IN A BIG GAL'S BODY.

#767

⇓

BUT HERE IS THE DIRTY LITTLE SECRET:

#768

⇓

BUT HERE IS THE DIRTY LITTLE SECRET:

#769

⇓

FEAR IS GOOD.

#770

⇓

IT KEEPS YOU FROM BECOMING A CRAPPY DOCTOR.

#771

⇓

IT KEEPS YOU FROM BECOMING A CRAPPY DOCTOR.

#772

⇓

THE TRICK IS, YOU JUST CAN'T LET IT PARALYZE YOU.

#773

⇓

BUT DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT A THING, THERE, NEWBIE.

#774

⇓

BUT DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT A THING, THERE, NEWBIE.

#775

⇓

YOU'RE A SURE THING TO GET A KILL.

#776

⇓

IN FACT, SHOULD BE ANY DAY NOW.

#777

⇓

IN FACT, SHOULD BE ANY DAY NOW.

#778

⇓

(NARRATING) ONE OF THE HARDEST THINGS AROUND HERE

#779

⇓

IS THAT SOMETIMES YOU DON'T GET TO KNOW HOW THINGS END.

#780

⇓

IS THAT SOMETIMES YOU DON'T GET TO KNOW HOW THINGS END.

#781

⇓

MAN, SINGING: # WELL, SOONER #

#782

⇓

# THE WISE MAN WILL TELL YOU A LIE #

#783

⇓

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?

#784

⇓

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?

#785

⇓

OH, JUST WAITIN' FOR MR. PHILLIPS.

#786

⇓

OH, JUST WAITIN' FOR MR. PHILLIPS.

#787

⇓

HE, UH, SHOWED UP FOR THE FIRST COUPLE DAYS.

#788

⇓

BUT HE'S MISSED HIS LAST 3 REHAB APPOINTMENTS.

#789

⇓

BUT HE'S MISSED HIS LAST 3 REHAB APPOINTMENTS.

#790

⇓

I'LL WAIT WITH YOU.

#791

⇓

I'LL WAIT WITH YOU.

#792

⇓

THANKS.

#793

⇓

I GOT MY EYEBROWS WAXED.

#794

⇓

I GOT MY EYEBROWS WAXED.

#795

⇓

THEY LOOK REALLY GOOD.

#796

⇓

# I JUST WANNA SING A SONG WITH YOU #

#797

⇓

# I JUST WANNA SING A SONG WITH YOU #

#798

⇓

J.D., NARRATING: WHETHER IT'S WONDERING IF YOUR HUSBAND WILL REALIZE

#799

⇓

J.D., NARRATING: WHETHER IT'S WONDERING IF YOUR HUSBAND WILL REALIZE

#800

⇓

YOU REPLACED HIS DEAD DOG WITH A SHORTER REPLICA...

#801

⇓

YOU REPLACED HIS DEAD DOG WITH A SHORTER REPLICA...

#802

⇓

OR WONDERING WHEN AND IF YOU'RE GONNA KILL THAT FIRST PERSON.

#803

⇓

OR WONDERING WHEN AND IF YOU'RE GONNA KILL THAT FIRST PERSON.

#804

⇓

OK, EVERYBODY, WATCH CLOSELY.

#805

⇓

BECAUSE IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL,

#806

⇓

BECAUSE IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL,

#807

⇓

YOU CAN CAUSE A NEURAL THORAX.

#808

⇓

J. D., NARRATING: ULTIMATELY, IT'LL DRIVE YOU CRAZY

#809

⇓

J. D., NARRATING: ULTIMATELY, IT'LL DRIVE YOU CRAZY

#810

⇓

IF YOU DON'T HAVE A FRIEND TO HELP YOU THROUGH IT.

#811

⇓

YOU KNOW, HE MIGHT HAVE GONE TO FLORIDA EARLY.

#812

⇓

YOU KNOW, HE MIGHT HAVE GONE TO FLORIDA EARLY.

#813

⇓

MAYBE HE'S GOING TO A HOSPITAL DOWN THERE.

#814

⇓

DO YOU THINK?

#815

⇓

I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE.

#816

⇓

I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE.

#817

⇓

# 'CAUSE BLUE EYES #

#818

⇓

# 'CAUSE BLUE EYES #

#819

⇓

# I JUST WANNA SING A SONG WITH YOU #

#820

⇓

# I JUST WANNA SING A SONG WITH YOU #

#821

⇓

# I JUST WANNA SING A SONG WITH YOU #

#822

⇓

(MUSIC ENDS, WOMEN CHEER)

#823

⇓

(MUSIC ENDS, WOMEN CHEER)

#824

⇓

BOTH: WHOO! WHOO!

#825

⇓

BOTH: WHOO! WHOO!

#826

⇓

OK, THERE IS NO WAY I'M FOLLOWING THAT GUY.

#827

⇓

I DON'T EVEN HAVE MY CAPE.

#828

⇓

I DON'T EVEN HAVE MY CAPE.

#829

⇓

EDITED BY ACCESS INNOVATION MEDIA WWW.AI-MEDIA.TV

#830

⇓