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Season 4, Episode 3 — My New Game

J.D.: TODAY I WALK IN HERE NOT AS A RESIDENT

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BUT AS CHIEF- CHIEF RESIDENT.

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BUT AS CHIEF- CHIEF RESIDENT.

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CHIEF RESIDENT DORIAN. CHIEFY-CHIEFY-CHIEF.

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WHAT'S THAT, YOUR NEW COOL GUY WALK?

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WHAT'S THAT, YOUR NEW COOL GUY WALK?

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NO. I HAVE ROCKS IN MY SHOE.

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NO. I HAVE ROCKS IN MY SHOE.

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J.D.: WOW! THAT'S A LOT OF ROCKS!

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I GOTTA STOP TAKING THAT SHORTCUT THROUGH THE QUARRY.

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I GOTTA STOP TAKING THAT SHORTCUT THROUGH THE QUARRY.

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ANYWAY, THE BEST THING ABOUT MY NEW JOB

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ANYWAY, THE BEST THING ABOUT MY NEW JOB

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IS THAT I COMMAND A LOT MORE RESPECT.

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CHIEF RESIDENT IN THE HOUSE. EVERYBODY SAY, "HEY!"

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CHIEF RESIDENT IN THE HOUSE. EVERYBODY SAY, "HEY!"

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HEY!

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HEY!

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J.D.: EVEN THOUGH COUNCILMAN DONOVAN WAS HANDCUFFED TO THAT CHAIR

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-BECAUSE ONCE AGAIN HE WAS -FLYING HIGH ON CRYSTAL METH,

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-BECAUSE ONCE AGAIN HE WAS -FLYING HIGH ON CRYSTAL METH,

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HIS RESPECT FELT GOOD.

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HONESTLY, IT'S THE REASON I KEEP VOTING FOR HIM.

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HONESTLY, IT'S THE REASON I KEEP VOTING FOR HIM.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY.

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TRY NOT TO TORTURE ANYONE SO MUCH

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TRY NOT TO TORTURE ANYONE SO MUCH

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THAT THEY TAKE THEIR OWN LIVES.

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I'LL TRY.

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YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT LOOKING AS PROCESSED

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YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT LOOKING AS PROCESSED

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AND OVERLY-MEDICATED AS USUAL.

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THAT IS SO SWEET.

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THAT IS SO SWEET.

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COME HERE.

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J.D.: IT WAS THE SAME OLD DR. COX AND JORDAN.

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THE WEIRD THING WAS, THERE WAS SOMETHING UNDERNEATH IT.

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THE WEIRD THING WAS, THERE WAS SOMETHING UNDERNEATH IT.

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THEY WERE HAPPY.

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WE HAVE SOME VERY EXCITING NEWS.

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WE HAVE SOME VERY EXCITING NEWS.

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DON'T TELL ME. YOU AND SWEATY TEDDY HERE ARE GONNA

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DON'T TELL ME. YOU AND SWEATY TEDDY HERE ARE GONNA

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-FINALLY HAVE THAT -COMMITMENT CEREMONY

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YOU'VE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT?

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PERRY, EVEN IF I WENT THAT WAY,

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PERRY, EVEN IF I WENT THAT WAY,

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AND BELIEVE ME, THERE WERE NIGHTS IN THE SERVICE

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WHEN IT DIDN'T SOUND SO FARFETCHED,

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WHEN IT DIDN'T SOUND SO FARFETCHED,

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TED IS HARDLY MY TYPE.

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I BEG TO DIFFER. I'VE SEEN ENID.

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WHAT? NOTHING.

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WHAT? NOTHING.

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DR. COX, REMEMBER A FEW YEARS BACK,

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YOU ASKED ME TO LOOK OVER YOUR DIVORCE PAPERS.

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YOU ASKED ME TO LOOK OVER YOUR DIVORCE PAPERS.

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TO MAKE SURE "THAT SLAG WOULD DIE A PENNILESS WHORE"?

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TO MAKE SURE "THAT SLAG WOULD DIE A PENNILESS WHORE"?

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HMM?

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SORRY.

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SORRY.

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IT'S OK. SLAG IS KIND OF HIS PET NAME FOR ME.

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IT'S OK. SLAG IS KIND OF HIS PET NAME FOR ME.

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ANYWAY, I WAS ALSO GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE.

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ANYWAY, I WAS ALSO GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE.

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-SHE'S WITH -MY BROTHER NOW.

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HE'S 9 INCHES SHORTER THAN ME,

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HE'S 9 INCHES SHORTER THAN ME,

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BUT HE WEARS A PIECE.

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THE POINT IS, YOU AND I SIGNED THE WRONG PAPERS,

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THE POINT IS, YOU AND I SIGNED THE WRONG PAPERS,

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WHICH TECHNICALLY MEANS YOU TWO ARE STILL MARRIED

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WHICH TECHNICALLY MEANS YOU TWO ARE STILL MARRIED

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AND SO AM I.

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WELL, MAZEL TOVS ALL AROUND.

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WELL, MAZEL TOVS ALL AROUND.

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J.D.: I'D NEVER SEEN DR. COX AND JORDAN SPEECHLESS BEFORE.

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J.D.: I'D NEVER SEEN DR. COX AND JORDAN SPEECHLESS BEFORE.

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IT WAS NEATO.

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JUST SO YOU KNOW, I THINK THIS CHIEF RESIDENT THING

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JUST SO YOU KNOW, I THINK THIS CHIEF RESIDENT THING

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HAS MADE YOU A LITTLE TOO BIG FOR YOUR BRITCHES,

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HAS MADE YOU A LITTLE TOO BIG FOR YOUR BRITCHES,

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SO FROM NOW ON, I'M GONNA BE YOUR BRITCHES SHRINKER.

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SO FROM NOW ON, I'M GONNA BE YOUR BRITCHES SHRINKER.

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(SNAP)

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OH, WHAT? IS THAT SUPPOSED TO INTIMIDATE ME OR SOMETHING?

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NO. I HAD TO DO IT ANYWAY.

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NO. I HAD TO DO IT ANYWAY.

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WHAT POSSIBLE REASON COULD YOU HAVE FOR BREAKING A BROOM IN HALF?

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WHAT POSSIBLE REASON COULD YOU HAVE FOR BREAKING A BROOM IN HALF?

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THANKS, BRO.

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THANKS, BRO.

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ANY OTHER QUESTIONS, SMART GUY?

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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN #

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

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BOO-SHA, LADIES.

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BOO-SHA, LADIES.

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HA HA HEY!

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HA HA HEY!

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OHH!

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WHAT'S UP WITH THESE ROCKS?

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WHAT'S UP WITH THESE ROCKS?

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HA! YOU'VE BEEN GRAVELED!

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GRAVELED?

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GRAVELED?

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YEAH, IT'S A NEW GAME I MADE UP THIS MORNING

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WHEN I HAD ROCKS IN MY SHOES.

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I LIKE IT.

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I LIKE IT.

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BETTER THAN PLAY-DOH PANTS?

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PLAY-DOH PANTS BECAME ALL ABOUT THE MONEY.

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PLAY-DOH PANTS BECAME ALL ABOUT THE MONEY.

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WISE.

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(THINKING) IT FELT GOOD CHEERING TURK UP.

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SEE, NOW THAT I'M CHIEF STUDLY

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SEE, NOW THAT I'M CHIEF STUDLY

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I WAS MAKING A LOT MORE MONEY THAN HIM.

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NEEDLESS TO SAY, IT WAS A TIME TO BE EXTRA SENSITIVE.

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NEEDLESS TO SAY, IT WAS A TIME TO BE EXTRA SENSITIVE.

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HEY, REMEMBER HOW I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU NOW?

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YEAH. HERE'S 5 BUCKS FOR A MEMORY.

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YEAH. HERE'S 5 BUCKS FOR A MEMORY.

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ANYWAY, I WAS THINKING ABOUT SPENDING SOME OF MY EXTRA DUCATS

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ON ONE OF THOSE CLASSY SUITS WE ALWAYS WANTED.

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ON ONE OF THOSE CLASSY SUITS WE ALWAYS WANTED.

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YOU MEAN THE LEATHER PURPLE JUMPSUIT

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EDDIE MURPHY WORE IN RAW?

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EDDIE MURPHY WORE IN RAW?

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YOU KNOW IT, DAWG.

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THAT'S COLD. LOOK, I GOTTA GO.

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THAT'S COLD. LOOK, I GOTTA GO.

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I GOT A NEW ATTENDING AND HE HATES IT WHEN WE'RE LATE.

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PLUS HE'S A QUESTION TALKER.

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WHAT'S A QUESTION TALKER?

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WHAT'S A QUESTION TALKER?

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DO I WANT YOU TO BE ON TIME, DR. TURK? YES, I DO.

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DO I WANT YOU TO BE ON TIME, DR. TURK? YES, I DO.

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AM I GOING TO REMEMBER THIS? OF COURSE I AM.

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MISS MYERS IS READY TO HAVE HER BANDAGES REMOVED NOW.

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MISS MYERS IS READY TO HAVE HER BANDAGES REMOVED NOW.

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YOU MEAN DASHBOARD FACE?

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YEAH, I THINK SHE PREFERS MISS MYERS.

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YEAH, I THINK SHE PREFERS MISS MYERS.

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WELL, THEN SHE PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE CHECKING HER E-MAIL

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WHILE SHE'S DRIVING 90 MILES AN HOUR.

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HEY, SORRY, I'M LATE.

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HEY, SORRY, I'M LATE.

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WE WEREN'T WAITING FOR YOU.

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GREAT, I'M ON TIME. SEE, I THINK THAT AS A PSYCHIATRIST

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GREAT, I'M ON TIME. SEE, I THINK THAT AS A PSYCHIATRIST

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I SHOULD BE THERE WHEN MISS MYERS' BANDAGES GET REMOVED,

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BECAUSE HER ACCIDENT WAS TRAUMATIC ENOUGH,

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BECAUSE HER ACCIDENT WAS TRAUMATIC ENOUGH,

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BUT WITH RECONSTRUCTIVE FACIAL SURGERY ON TOP OF THAT?

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BUT WITH RECONSTRUCTIVE FACIAL SURGERY ON TOP OF THAT?

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IN MY PROFESSIONAL OPINION, "YIKES!"

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IF YOU ARE COMING IN, I JUST MIGHT GO AHEAD AND PHONE UP MY POOL MAN

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IF YOU ARE COMING IN, I JUST MIGHT GO AHEAD AND PHONE UP MY POOL MAN

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AND MY ARCHITECT SO WE COULD POPULATE THE ROOM

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AND MY ARCHITECT SO WE COULD POPULATE THE ROOM

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WITH JUST AS MANY USELESS PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE.

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GREAT! MY MOM'S IN TOWN. SHOULD I CALL HER?

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GREAT! MY MOM'S IN TOWN. SHOULD I CALL HER?

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HA HA! OHH...

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HA HA HA! THAT WAS GOOD.

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HA HA HA! THAT WAS GOOD.

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OK, MISS MYERS,

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I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND GET THESE BANDAGES OFF

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I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND GET THESE BANDAGES OFF

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AND MAKE SURE THE PLASTIC SURGEONS

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HAVE LEFT YOUR FACE JUST AS BEAUTIFUL AS IT ALWAYS WAS.

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HAVE LEFT YOUR FACE JUST AS BEAUTIFUL AS IT ALWAYS WAS.

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YOU'RE SO NICE. ARE YOU MARRIED?

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YOU'RE SO NICE. ARE YOU MARRIED?

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OH, HE IS AS OF THIS MORNING.

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REALLY? I THOUGHT HE WAS DIVORCED.

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REALLY? I THOUGHT HE WAS DIVORCED.

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NO, CHILD, THE PAPERS DIDN'T GO THROUGH.

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YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE GOT A SON,

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YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE GOT A SON,

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I DON'T FANTASIZE ABOUT JORDAN DYING AS MUCH ANYMORE,

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I DON'T FANTASIZE ABOUT JORDAN DYING AS MUCH ANYMORE,

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AND EVEN THOUGH IT WASN'T PLANNED, I'M ACTUALLY PRETTY HAPPY

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ABOUT THE WAY THIS WHOLE MARRIAGE THING HAS WORKED OUT,

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ABOUT THE WAY THIS WHOLE MARRIAGE THING HAS WORKED OUT,

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SO WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP YOUR CHIRPING

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SO WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP YOUR CHIRPING

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AND STEP AWAY FROM MY PERSONAL LIFE?

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SO WHAT'S HIS WIFE LIKE?

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CARLA: SCARY.

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CARLA: SCARY.

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YOU GO AHEAD AND HAVE A LOOK THERE.

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YOU GO AHEAD AND HAVE A LOOK THERE.

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WOW.

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YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. YOU DO. DOCTOR?

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YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. YOU DO. DOCTOR?

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REALLY FANTASTIC.

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REALLY FANTASTIC.

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THANK GOD YOU WERE HERE.

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THANK GOD YOU WERE HERE.

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(THINKING) SINCE ELLIOT AND I ARE BOTH CHIEF RESIDENTS

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(THINKING) SINCE ELLIOT AND I ARE BOTH CHIEF RESIDENTS

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I'M TRYING NOT TO MAKE IT ALL ABOUT ME.

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JOHN DORIAN, CHIEF RESIDENT.

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JOHN DORIAN, CHIEF RESIDENT.

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YOU KNOW, UNLESS IT'S SOMEONE I COULD DOINK.

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HEY, YOU NEED TO MOVE YOUR CAR.

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HEY, YOU NEED TO MOVE YOUR CAR.

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IT'S MY DAY TO HAVE THE PARKING SPOT.

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-J.D., -YOU HAVE A SCOOTER.

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WHY DO YOU EVEN NEED A PARKING SPOT?

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WHY DO YOU EVEN NEED A PARKING SPOT?

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IT SENDS A MESSAGE.

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IT SENDS A MESSAGE.

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(THINKING) JUST BECAUSE I DUMPED HER

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DOESN'T MEAN MY SCOOTER HAS TO SUFFER.

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DOESN'T MEAN MY SCOOTER HAS TO SUFFER.

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(TAPPING) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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JUST MAKING IT OFFICIAL. CHIEF. CO-CHIEF.

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JUST MAKING IT OFFICIAL. CHIEF. CO-CHIEF.

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JUST MAKING IT OFFICIAL. CHIEF. CO-CHIEF.

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NOW, YOU CAN TRY AS HARD AS YOU WANT,

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THAT IS NEVER GONNA STICK.

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HMM.

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HMM.

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OH, AND THAT'S CO-CHIEF RESIDENT DORIAN OVER THERE.

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DAMN IT! YOU ARE QUICK.

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DAMN IT! YOU ARE QUICK.

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DAMN IT, I GOT AN APPENDECTOMY AGAIN?

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SWEET! I GET THE DUWA...DO-OH-

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SWEET! I GET THE DUWA...DO-OH-

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DUODENDO JEJUNOSTOMY, MAN. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

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DUODENDO JEJUNOSTOMY, MAN. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

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SO I CAN'T PRONOUNCE IT.

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TRY AND BE A LITTLE MORE SENSITIVE, OK?

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TRY AND BE A LITTLE MORE SENSITIVE, OK?

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NEW BRA, JANICE? 'CAUSE IT'S WORKING.

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NEW BRA, JANICE? 'CAUSE IT'S WORKING.

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BESIDES, THE ONLY REASON I'M GETTING ALL THESE GREAT PROCEDURES

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IS BECAUSE NOBODY'S DIED ON ME IN, LIKE, 3 MONTHS.

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IS BECAUSE NOBODY'S DIED ON ME IN, LIKE, 3 MONTHS.

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LISTEN, MAN, YOU NEVER HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR BEING ON A HOT STREAK.

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LISTEN, MAN, YOU NEVER HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR BEING ON A HOT STREAK.

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I'M PSYCHED FOR YOU, AND I WOULDN'T TAKE

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THOSE PROCEDURES AWAY IF I COULD.

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THOSE PROCEDURES AWAY IF I COULD.

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SIR, WOULD YOU MIND GIVING ME

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THE DUODENDO JEJUNOSTOMY INSTEAD OF THE TODD?

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THE DUODENDO JEJUNOSTOMY INSTEAD OF THE TODD?

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AM I IMPRESSED BY YOUR MOXIE? YOU BETCHA.

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AM I IMPRESSED BY YOUR MOXIE? YOU BETCHA.

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AM I GOING TO REWARD IT? NOT A CHANCE.

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THIS TODD THING IS KILLING ME.

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THIS TODD THING IS KILLING ME.

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WHERE'S YOUR LUNCH?

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AHH, THANK YOU, BARRY.

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AHH, THANK YOU, BARRY.

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HEY! THAT'S FOR BARRY, JR.

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HEY! THAT'S FOR BARRY, JR.

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WHAT? THE LITTLE GUY'S IN LEG BRACES.

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WHAT? THE LITTLE GUY'S IN LEG BRACES.

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HI. HEY.

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I VISITED MY SAFETY DEPOSIT BOX TODAY. GUESS WHAT I FOUND?

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I VISITED MY SAFETY DEPOSIT BOX TODAY. GUESS WHAT I FOUND?

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MY GRANDFATHER'S PURPLE HEART?

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MY GRANDFATHER'S PURPLE HEART?

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PLEASE. I SOLD THAT YEARS AGO TO PAY FOR THESE.

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-OH. -YEAH.

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-OH. -YEAH.

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OUR WEDDING RINGS.

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HOLY COW. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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HOLY COW. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I'M GONNA WEAR THIS THE REST OF MY LIFE.

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I'M GONNA WEAR THIS THE REST OF MY LIFE.

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J.D.: OF COURSE, MARRIAGE CAN MAKE

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J.D.: OF COURSE, MARRIAGE CAN MAKE

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THE REST OF YOUR LIFE SEEM MUCH LONGER.

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SO YOU'RE JUST GOING TO FALL ASLEEP RIGHT AFTER

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SO YOU'RE JUST GOING TO FALL ASLEEP RIGHT AFTER

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FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?

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(SIGHS)

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(SIGHS)

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SO I'M SUPPOSED TO PAY FOR YOUR BOTOX THE REST OF MY LIFE?

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SO I'M SUPPOSED TO PAY FOR YOUR BOTOX THE REST OF MY LIFE?

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I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO WATCH YOU DRINK A BEER

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I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO WATCH YOU DRINK A BEER

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WHILE I'M HOLDING THE BABY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

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(BELCHES)

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(BELCHES)

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LOOK, ATTILA, THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL THAT I'M GONNA LISTEN

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LOOK, ATTILA, THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL THAT I'M GONNA LISTEN

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TO YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

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FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, YOU GOT THAT?

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FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, YOU GOT THAT?

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YEAH, NOT LISTENING. BY THE WAY, NOW THAT WE'RE MARRIED AGAIN,

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WE'VE GOT TO MAKE OUT NEW WILLS IN CASE ONE OF US DIES.

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WE'VE GOT TO MAKE OUT NEW WILLS IN CASE ONE OF US DIES.

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-OH, GOD, -I HOPE IT'S ME.

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(THINKING) YEP, THERE WAS DEFINITELY TROUBLE IN PARADISE.

#302

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(THINKING) YEP, THERE WAS DEFINITELY TROUBLE IN PARADISE.

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P.A.: WOULD CO-CHIEF DORIAN PLEASE REPORT TO THE ICU?

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P.A.: WOULD CO-CHIEF DORIAN PLEASE REPORT TO THE ICU?

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CO-CHIEF DORIAN. THE CO-CHIEF.

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CO-CHIEF DORIAN. THE CO-CHIEF.

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WELL, MRS. COVELLO, YOUR CAT SCAN SHOWED A SMALL RECTAL TUMOUR,

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WELL, MRS. COVELLO, YOUR CAT SCAN SHOWED A SMALL RECTAL TUMOUR,

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SO I WANT TO SCHEDULE A LOW ANTERIOR RESECTION.

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SO I WANT TO SCHEDULE A LOW ANTERIOR RESECTION.

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BUT DON'T WORRY. WE HAVE AN AMAZING SURGICAL TEAM HERE, OK?

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THAT MEANS A LOT, COMING FROM THE CO-CHIEF RESIDENT.

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THAT MEANS A LOT, COMING FROM THE CO-CHIEF RESIDENT.

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THAT MEANS A LOT, COMING FROM THE CO-CHIEF RESIDENT.

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-HA! (THINKING) -HOW DID SHE HEAR?

#316

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SHE'S BEEN IN A COMA FOR 2 WEEKS!

#317

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SHE'S BEEN IN A COMA FOR 2 WEEKS!

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HEY, BUDDY, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

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SURE.

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I KNOW THAT TODD'S DOING HER RESECTION,

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I KNOW THAT TODD'S DOING HER RESECTION,

#322

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BUT IF YOU SEND HER DOWN RIGHT NOW,

#323

⇓

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY SO IT'D HAVE TO BE ME.

#324

⇓

WHAT'S THE TODD DOING?

#325

⇓

WHAT'S THE TODD DOING?

#326

⇓

YOU KNOW THE CITY SURVEYORS OUTSIDE TAKING PICTURES

#327

⇓

OF THE HOSPITAL FOR THE ZONING COMMISSION?

#328

⇓

OF THE HOSPITAL FOR THE ZONING COMMISSION?

#329

⇓

YEAH?

#330

⇓

I TOLD HIM THEY WERE SHOOTING A SACRED HEART CALENDAR.

#331

⇓

GENTLEMEN, SAY HELLO TO JUNE!

#332

⇓

(EXHALING)

#333

⇓

(EXHALING)

#334

⇓

HOW ABOUT A SNEAK PEEK AT JULY?

#335

⇓

HOW ABOUT A SNEAK PEEK AT JULY?

#336

⇓

I DON'T KNOW, TURK.

#337

⇓

I DON'T KNOW, TURK.

#338

⇓

IT'S A LITTLE EARLY FOR ME TO START PULLING STRINGS.

#339

⇓

I JUST GOT THIS CO-CHIEF JOB.

#340

⇓

DAMN IT, NOW I'M SAYING IT.

#341

⇓

DAMN IT, NOW I'M SAYING IT.

#342

⇓

COME ON, MAN, GET ME BACK IN THE GAME.

#343

⇓

MMM, OK.

#344

⇓

MMM, OK.

#345

⇓

HA HA HA! OK, OK!

#346

⇓

YOU KNOW WHAT, HERE'S 10 BUCKS FOR LETTING ME HELP YOU OUT.

#347

⇓

YOU KNOW WHAT, HERE'S 10 BUCKS FOR LETTING ME HELP YOU OUT.

#348

⇓

SPEND IT WISELY.

#349

⇓

SPEND IT WISELY.

#350

⇓

I THINK SHE'S A LITTLE UPSET

#351

⇓

SHE DOESN'T LOOK THE WAY SHE USED TO.

#352

⇓

SHE DOESN'T LOOK THE WAY SHE USED TO.

#353

⇓

WHY? HOW DID SHE USED TO LOOK?

#354

⇓

HMM? OH, DEAR UGLY.

#355

⇓

HMM? OH, DEAR UGLY.

#356

⇓

(BEEPING)

#357

⇓

OH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? IT'S THE PAGING OF THE SHREW.

#358

⇓

OH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? IT'S THE PAGING OF THE SHREW.

#359

⇓

LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TALK TO HER?

#360

⇓

MM-HMM. WHY DON'T YOU JUST-

#361

⇓

MIND MY OWN BUSINESS. I KNOW.

#362

⇓

MIND MY OWN BUSINESS. I KNOW.

#363

⇓

YOUR LIFE IS YOUR LIFE AND IT'S NOT MY JOB TO FIX IT,

#364

⇓

UNLESS OF COURSE YOU ASK ME TO,

#365

⇓

UNLESS OF COURSE YOU ASK ME TO,

#366

⇓

AND, MAN, WHEN I GET IN THERE, BECAUSE I'M A GOOD SHRINK,

#367

⇓

AND YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE A WALKING DISASTER.

#368

⇓

AND YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE A WALKING DISASTER.

#369

⇓

SHALL WE?

#370

⇓

SO, NOW, MISS MYERS, HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

#371

⇓

SO, NOW, MISS MYERS, HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

#372

⇓

I WAS WONDERING IF IT WERE POSSIBLE TO HAVE SURGERY AGAIN.

#373

⇓

I WAS WONDERING IF IT WERE POSSIBLE TO HAVE SURGERY AGAIN.

#374

⇓

(CELL PHONE RINGS)

#375

⇓

HI, SWEETIE. I'M IN A TUNNEL.

#376

⇓

LOOK, YOUR BODY'S BEEN THROUGH AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF TRAUMA

#377

⇓

LOOK, YOUR BODY'S BEEN THROUGH AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF TRAUMA

#378

⇓

AND I CAN'T RECOMMEND YOU GO RACING BACK INTO SURGERY.

#379

⇓

AND I CAN'T RECOMMEND YOU GO RACING BACK INTO SURGERY.

#380

⇓

NOW, I GUARANTEE IF YOU JUST GIVE IT TIME,

#381

⇓

YOU'LL BE HAPPY WITH THE WAY YOU LOOK.

#382

⇓

(RING) OH, MY GOD.

#383

⇓

(RING) OH, MY GOD.

#384

⇓

WHAT?!

#385

⇓

WHAT?!

#386

⇓

I JUST DON'T LOOK LIKE MYSELF.

#387

⇓

I KNOW I HAD A BIG NOSE AND DROOPY EYES,

#388

⇓

I KNOW I HAD A BIG NOSE AND DROOPY EYES,

#389

⇓

BUT THEY WERE MY NOSE AND MY DROOPY EYES, YOU KNOW?

#390

⇓

BUT THEY WERE MY NOSE AND MY DROOPY EYES, YOU KNOW?

#391

⇓

-TELL ME MORE -ABOUT YOURSELF.

#392

⇓

J.D.: AROUND HERE, THERE'S ALWAYS AT LEAST

#393

⇓

ONE PERSON THAT'LL COME THROUGH FOR YOU.

#394

⇓

ONE PERSON THAT'LL COME THROUGH FOR YOU.

#395

⇓

IN TURK'S CASE, THAT WAS ME.

#396

⇓

HEY, ELLIOT!

#397

⇓

HEY, ELLIOT!

#398

⇓

HEY, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS WHOLE CHIEF RESIDENT THING.

#399

⇓

HEY, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS WHOLE CHIEF RESIDENT THING.

#400

⇓

WHAT ABOUT IT?

#401

⇓

WELL, AS YOU MAY HAVE HEARD

#402

⇓

FROM THE LOUD SPEAKER, SOME RESIDENTS, THE JANITOR,

#403

⇓

FROM THE LOUD SPEAKER, SOME RESIDENTS, THE JANITOR,

#404

⇓

MY MOTHER, YOUR MOTHER, AND A COMA PATIENT,

#405

⇓

MY MOTHER, YOUR MOTHER, AND A COMA PATIENT,

#406

⇓

I'M BEING REFERRED TO AS THE CO-CHIEF RESIDENT.

#407

⇓

I'M BEING REFERRED TO AS THE CO-CHIEF RESIDENT.

#408

⇓

I THINK WE SHOULD EITHER BOTH GO WITH CO-CHIEF

#409

⇓

I THINK WE SHOULD EITHER BOTH GO WITH CO-CHIEF

#410

⇓

OR CHIEF, DON'T YOU CO-AGREE?

#411

⇓

OR CHIEF, DON'T YOU CO-AGREE?

#412

⇓

EXCUSE ME, WE'RE WORKING UP THIS PATIENT FOR A HYPER-COAGULABLE STATE

#413

⇓

WITH A PROLONGED PTT. WHAT'S OUR NEXT STEP?

#414

⇓

WITH A PROLONGED PTT. WHAT'S OUR NEXT STEP?

#415

⇓

THAT'S EASY, LONNIE. WHAT YOU WANT TO DO-

#416

⇓

I'D LIKE MY ANSWER FROM THE CHIEF RESIDENT.

#417

⇓

I'D LIKE MY ANSWER FROM THE CHIEF RESIDENT.

#418

⇓

WE'RE BOTH CHIEF RESIDENTS. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, DR. REID?

#419

⇓

WE'RE BOTH CHIEF RESIDENTS. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, DR. REID?

#420

⇓

WITH A PROLONGED PTT, YOU'D WANT TO DO A ONE TO ONE MIXING STUDY.

#421

⇓

WITH A PROLONGED PTT, YOU'D WANT TO DO A ONE TO ONE MIXING STUDY.

#422

⇓

THAT'S WHY SHE'S THE CHIEF AND YOU'RE THE CO-CHIEF.

#423

⇓

THAT'S WHY SHE'S THE CHIEF AND YOU'RE THE CO-CHIEF.

#424

⇓

SHUT UP, LONNIE!

#425

⇓

YOU SHUT UP!

#426

⇓

WELL, OBVIOUSLY FOR YOUR EX-WIFE,

#427

⇓

JUST THE ILLUSION OF HAIR IS IMPORTANT.

#428

⇓

JUST THE ILLUSION OF HAIR IS IMPORTANT.

#429

⇓

EXCUSE ME.

#430

⇓

SO YOU'RE SAYING IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH MY IMPOTENCE?

#431

⇓

DR. COX, I WAS WONDERING IF WE COULD TALK ABOUT MISS MYERS IN MY OFFICE.

#432

⇓

DR. COX, I WAS WONDERING IF WE COULD TALK ABOUT MISS MYERS IN MY OFFICE.

#433

⇓

YEAH, I MAKE IT A POINT TO NEVER ENTER A SHRINK'S OFFICE

#434

⇓

YEAH, I MAKE IT A POINT TO NEVER ENTER A SHRINK'S OFFICE

#435

⇓

UNLESS I'M PLANNING ON GROSSLY OVER-PAYING SOMEBODY

#436

⇓

FOR TELLING ME SOMETHING THAT I ALREADY KNOW.

#437

⇓

FOR TELLING ME SOMETHING THAT I ALREADY KNOW.

#438

⇓

LOOK, YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY REALLY DISTRACTED

#439

⇓

BY THE SITUATION WITH YOUR MARRIAGE.

#440

⇓

BY THE SITUATION WITH YOUR MARRIAGE.

#441

⇓

SOMETHING I ALREADY KNOW.

#442

⇓

WHAT DO I OWE? WILL 10 BUCKS COVER IT?

#443

⇓

OH, YEAH!

#444

⇓

ARE YOU GONNA HANG ONTO THAT?!

#445

⇓

ARE YOU GONNA HANG ONTO THAT?!

#446

⇓

YEAH, I FORGOT MY LUNCH MONEY.

#447

⇓

IT'S KIELBASA DAY IN THE CAFETERIA. KIELBASA!

#448

⇓

-HA! -LOVE IT!

#449

⇓

-HA! -LOVE IT!

#450

⇓

ANYWAY, MISS MYERS REALLY VALUES YOUR OPINION,

#451

⇓

BUT I DON'T THINK YOU'RE EVEN TRYING

#452

⇓

TO UNDERSTAND HOW SHE FEELS.

#453

⇓

TO UNDERSTAND HOW SHE FEELS.

#454

⇓

LOOK, IF I EVER WANT YOUR ADVICE ON ONE OF MY PATIENTS,

#455

⇓

I'LL ASK, BUT DO NOT HOLD YOUR BREATH,

#456

⇓

I'LL ASK, BUT DO NOT HOLD YOUR BREATH,

#457

⇓

UNLESS OF COURSE YOU CAN HOLD IT FOR A REALLY LONG, LONG,

#458

⇓

UNLESS OF COURSE YOU CAN HOLD IT FOR A REALLY LONG, LONG,

#459

⇓

LONG, LONG, LONG,LONG, LONG, LONG, LONG, -LONG,LONG -TIME.

#460

⇓

LONG, LONG, LONG,LONG, LONG, LONG, LONG, -LONG,LONG -TIME.

#461

⇓

-I CAN'T. -I USED TO SMOKE.

#462

⇓

KIELBASA. YES!

#463

⇓

KIELBASA. YES!

#464

⇓

LET ME BUY YOU LUNCH.

#465

⇓

I'M RICH. I'LL BUY YOU LUNCH

#466

⇓

I'M RICH. I'LL BUY YOU LUNCH

#467

⇓

AND SOME GOLD TEETH TO EAT IT WITH.

#468

⇓

YOU KNOW, YOU ONLY GOT ONE MORE BLACK JOKE

#469

⇓

YOU KNOW, YOU ONLY GOT ONE MORE BLACK JOKE

#470

⇓

THIS MONTH BEFORE I BUST YOUR ASS.

#471

⇓

DAMN IT! I USED THEM ALL UP -WATCHING BARBERSHOP 9.

#472

⇓

DAMN IT! I USED THEM ALL UP -WATCHING BARBERSHOP 9.

#473

⇓

-OK, THAT'S IT, AND I'LL GET YOU LATER.

#474

⇓

HOW'D SURGERY GO?

#475

⇓

HOW'D SURGERY GO?

#476

⇓

WELL, YOU KNOW, I WAS ON TOP OF MY GAME.

#477

⇓

J.D.: IT CAN BE SCARY TO STICK YOUR NECK OUT FOR A FRIEND.

#478

⇓

THAT'S WHY IT'S A HUGE RELIEF WHEN THEY COME THROUGH.

#479

⇓

THAT'S WHY IT'S A HUGE RELIEF WHEN THEY COME THROUGH.

#480

⇓

HOW'S SHE DOING?

#481

⇓

UH...UNFORTUNATELY, SHE DIDN'T MAKE IT.

#482

⇓

UH...UNFORTUNATELY, SHE DIDN'T MAKE IT.

#483

⇓

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE DIED?

#484

⇓

J.D., I DID EVERYTHING I COULD.

#485

⇓

J.D., I DID EVERYTHING I COULD.

#486

⇓

EVEN MY ATTENDING THOUGHT I DID GREAT.

#487

⇓

HE SAID, "DO I THINK YOU DID GREAT? YES, I DO."

#488

⇓

HE SAID, "DO I THINK YOU DID GREAT? YES, I DO."

#489

⇓

J.D.: I COULDN'T HELP WONDER IF BY TAKING THAT PATIENT FROM TODD

#490

⇓

J.D.: I COULDN'T HELP WONDER IF BY TAKING THAT PATIENT FROM TODD

#491

⇓

AND GIVING HER TO TURK I HAD TOYED WITH FATE.

#492

⇓

I KNOW THAT LOOK.

#493

⇓

I KNOW THAT LOOK.

#494

⇓

YOU'RE WONDERING IF YOU TOYED WITH FATE.

#495

⇓

HOW COULD YOU KNOW THAT LOOK? IT'S A BRAND-NEW LOOK!

#496

⇓

HOW COULD YOU KNOW THAT LOOK? IT'S A BRAND-NEW LOOK!

#497

⇓

WHAT DO YOU THINK TODD WOULD HAVE DONE THAT I DIDN'T?

#498

⇓

DOCTOR, HER HEART STOPPED.

#499

⇓

DOCTOR, HER HEART STOPPED.

#500

⇓

(GRUNTING)

#501

⇓

(GRUNTING)

#502

⇓

AAH! HERE!

#503

⇓

(GASPING) I'M GAY!

#504

⇓

(GASPING) I'M GAY!

#505

⇓

(CRASH)

#506

⇓

I KNEW IT.

#507

⇓

I KNEW IT.

#508

⇓

OH, MY GOD!

#509

⇓

THAT'S YOUR "THE TODD WOULD HAVE PULLED HIS OWN HEART OUT" LOOK!

#510

⇓

THAT'S YOUR "THE TODD WOULD HAVE PULLED HIS OWN HEART OUT" LOOK!

#511

⇓

OK, WE HAVE BEEN SPENDING WAY TOO MUCH TIME TOGETHER.

#512

⇓

OK, WE HAVE BEEN SPENDING WAY TOO MUCH TIME TOGETHER.

#513

⇓

(CELL PHONE RINGS)

#514

⇓

HEH HEH. GUESS WHAT THERE, WIFEY.

#515

⇓

HEH HEH. GUESS WHAT THERE, WIFEY.

#516

⇓

YOU CAN'T BE A PAIN IN THE ASS IF I DON'T HAVE A PHONE.

#517

⇓

YOU CAN'T BE A PAIN IN THE ASS IF I DON'T HAVE A PHONE.

#518

⇓

AH-OHH! HI, SWEETIE.

#519

⇓

AH-OHH! HI, SWEETIE.

#520

⇓

SAVE IT. I WAS JUST CALLING TO TELL YOU

#521

⇓

THAT I'M TAKING JACK AND STAYING AT MY MOTHER'S FOR A FEW MONTHS.

#522

⇓

THAT I'M TAKING JACK AND STAYING AT MY MOTHER'S FOR A FEW MONTHS.

#523

⇓

BUT WHO'S GOING TO BE LOOKING AFTER HIM

#524

⇓

WHEN YOU AND YOUR MOTHER GO OUT MARAUDING FOR FLESH?

#525

⇓

WHEN YOU AND YOUR MOTHER GO OUT MARAUDING FOR FLESH?

#526

⇓

THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS SO MUCH EASIER, PERRY.

#527

⇓

JORDAN! JORDAN- COME ON, JORDAN!

#528

⇓

JORDAN! JORDAN- COME ON, JORDAN!

#529

⇓

JOR...

#530

⇓

ARE YOU OK?

#531

⇓

ARE YOU OK?

#532

⇓

YEAH, YEAH. I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON MISS MYERS.

#533

⇓

YEAH, YEAH. I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON MISS MYERS.

#534

⇓

MOLLY SENT HER DOWN TO SURGERY.

#535

⇓

OH HO, WRONG DAY, NEW CHICK!

#536

⇓

OH HO, WRONG DAY, NEW CHICK!

#537

⇓

J.D.: IN A HOSPITAL, IT'S HARD NOT TO LET

#538

⇓

YOUR PERSONAL LIFE AFFECT YOUR PROFESSIONAL LIFE.

#539

⇓

YOUR PERSONAL LIFE AFFECT YOUR PROFESSIONAL LIFE.

#540

⇓

(THINKING) FORGET ABOUT J.D.

#541

⇓

YOU'RE JUST AS GOOD AS THE TODD. YOU GOT THIS.

#542

⇓

YOU'RE JUST AS GOOD AS THE TODD. YOU GOT THIS.

#543

⇓

ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, I BELIEVE WE'RE DONE HERE.

#544

⇓

ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, I BELIEVE WE'RE DONE HERE.

#545

⇓

DID YOU JUST SEW YOUR GOWN INTO THE PATIENT?

#546

⇓

DID YOU JUST SEW YOUR GOWN INTO THE PATIENT?

#547

⇓

YEAH, YOU DID.

#548

⇓

HEY! HEY, SOMEBODY! HEY!

#549

⇓

RANDALL WAS IN THE AIR CONDITIONING VENT

#550

⇓

RANDALL WAS IN THE AIR CONDITIONING VENT

#551

⇓

AND IT COLLAPSED ON HIM. BUDDY!

#552

⇓

(COUGHING)

#553

⇓

(COUGHING)

#554

⇓

CO-CHIEF! CO-CHIEF!

#555

⇓

HEY, YOU FIXED HIM! COME ON, BUDDY.

#556

⇓

HEY, YOU FIXED HIM! COME ON, BUDDY.

#557

⇓

(THINKING) THAT'S IT!

#558

⇓

(THINKING) THAT'S IT!

#559

⇓

DR. KELSO, COULD YOU HELP ME OUT?

#560

⇓

DR. KELSO, COULD YOU HELP ME OUT?

#561

⇓

PEOPLE HAVE BEEN REFERRING TO ME AS THE CO-CHIEF RESIDENT.

#562

⇓

WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING YOU SHOULD TAKE UP WITH THE CHIEF RESIDENT.

#563

⇓

WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING YOU SHOULD TAKE UP WITH THE CHIEF RESIDENT.

#564

⇓

BUT I'M THE CHIEF RESIDENT!

#565

⇓

LOOK, DR. REID'S CHECK IS MADE OUT TO THE CHIEF RESIDENT,

#566

⇓

LOOK, DR. REID'S CHECK IS MADE OUT TO THE CHIEF RESIDENT,

#567

⇓

AND MINE'S MADE OUT TO THE CO-CHIEF RESIDENT,

#568

⇓

AND MINE'S MADE OUT TO THE CO-CHIEF RESIDENT,

#569

⇓

BUT WE BOTH MAKE THE SAME AMOUNT.

#570

⇓

YOU'RE RIGHT. DR. REID, YOU SHOULD BE MAKING $10 MORE A MONTH,

#571

⇓

YOU'RE RIGHT. DR. REID, YOU SHOULD BE MAKING $10 MORE A MONTH,

#572

⇓

AND, OF COURSE, DR. DORIAN, YOU SHOULD BE MAKING $10 LESS.

#573

⇓

AND, OF COURSE, DR. DORIAN, YOU SHOULD BE MAKING $10 LESS.

#574

⇓

I KNOW IT'S NOT MUCH, BUT IT'S LARGELY

#575

⇓

TO SYMBOLIZE THE DIFFERENCE IN YOUR LEVELS.

#576

⇓

COOLIO! COOLIO INDEED.

#577

⇓

COOLIO! COOLIO INDEED.

#578

⇓

HA HA HA!

#579

⇓

J.D.: I COULD SPEND ALL DAY WORRYING ABOUT WHAT JUST HAPPENED,

#580

⇓

J.D.: I COULD SPEND ALL DAY WORRYING ABOUT WHAT JUST HAPPENED,

#581

⇓

BUT I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO.

#582

⇓

HEY, MAN, LOOK WHAT I CONFISCATED

#583

⇓

FROM ONE OF THE KIDS IN PEDIATRICS.

#584

⇓

FROM ONE OF THE KIDS IN PEDIATRICS.

#585

⇓

(BANG) OW!

#586

⇓

WHAT, TOO HOT? YEAH!

#587

⇓

SORRY. NOT IN THE MOOD!

#588

⇓

SORRY. NOT IN THE MOOD!

#589

⇓

OK, LOOK, WE BOTH MIGHT HAVE HAD BAD DAYS,

#590

⇓

BUT I GOT JUST THE THING THAT'S GONNA CHEER US UP.

#591

⇓

BUT I GOT JUST THE THING THAT'S GONNA CHEER US UP.

#592

⇓

AHH, DREAM COME TRUE, RIGHT?

#593

⇓

DO YOU REALLY THINK I WANT THIS SUIT?

#594

⇓

DO YOU REALLY THINK I WANT THIS SUIT?

#595

⇓

WELL, I DO... BUT NOT FROM YOU!

#596

⇓

WELL, I DO... BUT NOT FROM YOU!

#597

⇓

(CREAKING)

#598

⇓

OH, NOW I GET IT. YOU'RE JUST MAD

#599

⇓

OH, NOW I GET IT. YOU'RE JUST MAD

#600

⇓

BECAUSE I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU.

#601

⇓

NO, I'M MAD BECAUSE OF THAT SURGERY TODAY.

#602

⇓

NO, I'M MAD BECAUSE OF THAT SURGERY TODAY.

#603

⇓

YOU DOUBTED ME.

#604

⇓

YOU DOUBTED ME.

#605

⇓

YOU ARE SUCH A WUSS!

#606

⇓

TURK, COME ON!

#607

⇓

TURK, COME ON!

#608

⇓

(DOOR SLAMS)

#609

⇓

OH. THESE THINGS CHAFE.

#610

⇓

OH. THESE THINGS CHAFE.

#611

⇓

NOW I KNOW WHY EDDIE CALLED IT RAW.

#612

⇓

NOW I KNOW WHY EDDIE CALLED IT RAW.

#613

⇓

CARLA, DO YOU HAVE ANY POWDER?

#614

⇓

CARLA, DO YOU HAVE ANY POWDER?

#615

⇓

YO! YOU WENT BEHIND MY BACK.

#616

⇓

YO! YOU WENT BEHIND MY BACK.

#617

⇓

I GAVE YOU EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO DO THE RIGHT THING.

#618

⇓

I GAVE YOU EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO DO THE RIGHT THING.

#619

⇓

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THERE, MISS MANNERS,

#620

⇓

WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD AND GULP DOWN

#621

⇓

WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD AND GULP DOWN

#622

⇓

THAT BEAR-SIZED BITE AND THEN WE'LL TALK.

#623

⇓

MMM.

#624

⇓

MMM.

#625

⇓

MMM. MMM.

#626

⇓

MMM. MMM.

#627

⇓

MMM! MMM.

#628

⇓

MMM! MMM.

#629

⇓

(HUMMING)

#630

⇓

MMM! YUMMY!

#631

⇓

MMM! YUMMY!

#632

⇓

MAN, THAT IS GREAT KIELBASA,

#633

⇓

BUT YOU CAN'T REALLY SCREW UP KIELBASA, CAN YOU?

#634

⇓

BUT YOU CAN'T REALLY SCREW UP KIELBASA, CAN YOU?

#635

⇓

SO, UM, WHERE WERE WE?

#636

⇓

HONEST TO GOD, I CAN'T REMEMBER.

#637

⇓

HONEST TO GOD, I CAN'T REMEMBER.

#638

⇓

OH, RIGHT, MISS MYERS.

#639

⇓

THE PLASTIC SURGEON SAID IT WAS SAFE TO OPERATE,

#640

⇓

THE PLASTIC SURGEON SAID IT WAS SAFE TO OPERATE,

#641

⇓

AND MISS MYERS REALLY LIKED HER OLD FACE,

#642

⇓

AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A PSYCHIATRIST TO SEE, PERRY,

#643

⇓

AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A PSYCHIATRIST TO SEE, PERRY,

#644

⇓

THAT IF YOU USED TO BE TRULY HAPPY AND NOW YOU'RE NOT,

#645

⇓

THEN YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS WHEN YOU WERE HAPPY.

#646

⇓

THEN YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS WHEN YOU WERE HAPPY.

#647

⇓

ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU WOULD DO?

#648

⇓

ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU WOULD DO?

#649

⇓

YEAH.

#650

⇓

(PANTING) JORDAN...

#651

⇓

(PANTING) JORDAN...

#652

⇓

WILL YOU...

#653

⇓

WILL YOU...

#654

⇓

WILL YOU DIVORCE ME?

#655

⇓

OH, I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.

#656

⇓

OH, I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.

#657

⇓

THANK GOD.

#658

⇓

(GRUNTING)

#659

⇓

(GRUNTING)

#660

⇓

AAH! OOH! AHH.

#661

⇓

AAH! OOH! AHH.

#662

⇓

LISTEN, I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE PUT A STOP TO ALL THIS CO-CHIEF STUFF.

#663

⇓

LISTEN, I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE PUT A STOP TO ALL THIS CO-CHIEF STUFF.

#664

⇓

WHAT CO-CHIEF STUFF? I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT.

#665

⇓

-LOOK, J.D., EVER -SINCE YOU DUMPED ME,

#666

⇓

-LOOK, J.D., EVER -SINCE YOU DUMPED ME,

#667

⇓

EVERYONE AROUND HERE HAS BEEN TREATING ME

#668

⇓

LIKE SOME KIND OF A VICTIM.

#669

⇓

LIKE SOME KIND OF A VICTIM.

#670

⇓

IT'S LIKE, "OOH, LOOK AT POOR ELLIOT GOING HOME ALONE."

#671

⇓

OR "OOH, LOOK AT POOR ELLIOT,

#672

⇓

OR "OOH, LOOK AT POOR ELLIOT,

#673

⇓

RIDING A TANDEM BIKE BY HERSELF."

#674

⇓

THAT'S NOT SOMETHING I NORMALLY DO.

#675

⇓

THAT'S NOT SOMETHING I NORMALLY DO.

#676

⇓

I JUST WANTED ICE CREAM THE OTHER NIGHT, MY CAR WAS OUT OF GAS,

#677

⇓

AND THAT'S THE BIKE THE GUNDERSONS LOANED ME.

#678

⇓

AND THAT'S THE BIKE THE GUNDERSONS LOANED ME.

#679

⇓

(SIGHS) THEY DO -EVERYTHING TOGETHER.

#680

⇓

(SIGHS) THEY DO -EVERYTHING TOGETHER.

#681

⇓

OK.

#682

⇓

THE POINT IS, IT WAS NICE BEING

#683

⇓

THE POINT IS, IT WAS NICE BEING

#684

⇓

THE ONE CHIEF RESIDENT FOR A WHILE, YOU KNOW?

#685

⇓

SHE'S GOT FINGERS LIKE BICEPS.

#686

⇓

SHE'S GOT FINGERS LIKE BICEPS.

#687

⇓

AND SO, BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME

#688

⇓

AND SO, BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME

#689

⇓

BY THE AMERICAN BAR ASSOCIATION,

#690

⇓

I PRONOUNCE YOU EX-HUSBAND AND EX-WIFE.

#691

⇓

I PRONOUNCE YOU EX-HUSBAND AND EX-WIFE.

#692

⇓

YOU MAY NOW DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT!

#693

⇓

YOU MAY NOW DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT!

#694

⇓

I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY.

#695

⇓

ME, NEITHER.

#696

⇓

YOU HAVE NO CHANCE OF BEING NORMAL.

#697

⇓

YOU HAVE NO CHANCE OF BEING NORMAL.

#698

⇓

MM-MM.

#699

⇓

(CHEERING)

#700

⇓

THIRSTY, HUH?

#701

⇓

THIRSTY, HUH?

#702

⇓

HELPS THE TEARS TASTE LESS BITTER.

#703

⇓

CHEERS.

#704

⇓

CHEERS.

#705

⇓

SO, HOW ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO CELEBRATE YOUR DIVORCE?

#706

⇓

SO, HOW ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO CELEBRATE YOUR DIVORCE?

#707

⇓

BY NOT INVITING YOU.

#708

⇓

OH, MY GOD, DUDE, I DOUBTED YOU FOR A SECOND,

#709

⇓

OH, MY GOD, DUDE, I DOUBTED YOU FOR A SECOND,

#710

⇓

WHY ARE YOU SO MAD?

#711

⇓

MAYBE I NEEDED YOU TO BELIEVE IN ME.

#712

⇓

I BELIEVE IN YOU, BABY.

#713

⇓

I BELIEVE IN YOU, BABY.

#714

⇓

YEAH, BUT WE'RE MARRIED, THAT DOESN'T COUNT.

#715

⇓

CARLA: WHAT THE...? OW!

#716

⇓

DID YOU...?

#717

⇓

YEAH. SHE'S BEEN GRAVELED.

#718

⇓

NICE WORK.

#719

⇓

LOOK, MAN, IT WAS ONE SECOND OF DOUBT, OK?

#720

⇓

LOOK, MAN, IT WAS ONE SECOND OF DOUBT, OK?

#721

⇓

SINCE WHEN DO YOU CARE WHAT ANYBODY ELSE THINKS?

#722

⇓

SINCE WHEN DO YOU CARE WHAT ANYBODY ELSE THINKS?

#723

⇓

I DON'T. I CARE WHAT YOU THINK.

#724

⇓

I DON'T. I CARE WHAT YOU THINK.

#725

⇓

SINCE THE DAY I MET YOU, YOU'VE TREATED ME LIKE I WAS THE MAN.

#726

⇓

SINCE THE DAY I MET YOU, YOU'VE TREATED ME LIKE I WAS THE MAN.

#727

⇓

-LIKE I COULD -ACCOMPLISH EVERYTHING.

#728

⇓

THIS IS GONNA SOUND LAME...

#729

⇓

THIS IS GONNA SOUND LAME...

#730

⇓

I GOT IT!

#731

⇓

YOU BEING LIKE THAT IS ONE OF THE REASONS

#732

⇓

I'VE GOTTEN TO WHERE I AM.

#733

⇓

I'VE GOTTEN TO WHERE I AM.

#734

⇓

WOW. THAT'S THE NICEST THING YOU'VE EVER SAID TO ME.

#735

⇓

AAH! UNH!

#736

⇓

AAH! UNH!

#737

⇓

J.D.: IN THE END, EVERY RELATIONSHIP NEEDS MAINTENANCE.

#738

⇓

HEY, TED, GET OUT OF THE SUN, MAN.

#739

⇓

HEY, TED, GET OUT OF THE SUN, MAN.

#740

⇓

YOU OWE ME MONEY!

#741

⇓

YOU OWE ME MONEY!

#742

⇓

J.D.: WHETHER IT'S THE SMALLEST GESTURE...

#743

⇓

HEY, DOCTOR! DOC!

#744

⇓

YOU WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE GUY IN 302 AND TELL ME

#745

⇓

YOU WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE GUY IN 302 AND TELL ME

#746

⇓

WHETHER OR NOT YOU THINK HE'S REALLY SICK OR JUST BONKERS.

#747

⇓

WHETHER OR NOT YOU THINK HE'S REALLY SICK OR JUST BONKERS.

#748

⇓

ARE YOU ACTUALLY ASKING MY OPINION?

#749

⇓

WELL, I'M GONNA IGNORE IT,

#750

⇓

BUT, YEAH, KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.

#751

⇓

BUT, YEAH, KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.

#752

⇓

J.D.: OR JUST PICKING UP BACK WHERE YOU LEFT OFF.

#753

⇓

J.D.: OR JUST PICKING UP BACK WHERE YOU LEFT OFF.

#754

⇓

I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT SURGERY TOMORROW.

#755

⇓

I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT SURGERY TOMORROW.

#756

⇓

AW, YOU'LL KICK ASS, MAN.

#757

⇓

(DOOR OPENS)

#758

⇓

SO ARE YOU GUYS GONNA GO OUT TONIGHT?

#759

⇓

SO ARE YOU GUYS GONNA GO OUT TONIGHT?

#760

⇓

NO, WE'RE GONNA STAY IN.

#761

⇓

NO, WE'RE GONNA STAY IN.

#762

⇓

(CREAKING)

#763

⇓

(SIGHS)

#764

⇓

(SIGHS)

#765

⇓

WELL, I'LL BE IN THE BEDROOM WITH ALL THE STRAIGHT PEOPLE.

#766

⇓

ARE YOUR GIBLETS WARM?

#767

⇓

ARE YOUR GIBLETS WARM?

#768

⇓

LIKE A CHRISTMAS HAM. SAME.

#769

⇓

LIKE A CHRISTMAS HAM. SAME.

#770

⇓

J.D.: THE BOTTOM LINE IS THAT IF YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE,

#771

⇓

J.D.: THE BOTTOM LINE IS THAT IF YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE,

#772

⇓

IT'S PRETTY EASY TO MAKE THE SACRIFICE.

#773

⇓

WOW. THANKS, J.D.

#774

⇓

WOW. THANKS, J.D.

#775

⇓

AND SHE'S JUST BEEN GRAVELED.

#776

⇓

AND SHE'S JUST BEEN GRAVELED.

#777

⇓

EDITED BY ACCESS INNOVATION MEDIA WWW.AI-MEDIA.TV

#778

⇓

EDITED BY ACCESS INNOVATION MEDIA WWW.AI-MEDIA.TV

#779

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