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Season 4, Episode 2 — My Office
J.D.: I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS TODAY.
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MAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE I HAD NO IDEA
#2
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MAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE I HAD NO IDEA
#3
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WHO THIS GUY ON THE BACK OF MY BIKE WAS.
#4
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SEE YA TOMORROW!
#5
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WILL DO.
#6
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WILL DO.
#7
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(BEEP BEEP)
#8
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OR MAYBE I WAS NERVOUS BECAUSE AT 5:00
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OR MAYBE I WAS NERVOUS BECAUSE AT 5:00
#10
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DR. COX WAS GOING TO NAME ME THE NEW CHIEF RESIDENT.
#11
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HOW DO I KNOW?
#12
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HOW DO I KNOW?
#13
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WELL, FOR ONE THING, I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO APPLIED.
#14
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BUT I'M ALSO THE ONLY ONE WHO'S TRULY FOCUSED ENOUGH TO--
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BUT I'M ALSO THE ONLY ONE WHO'S TRULY FOCUSED ENOUGH TO--
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(CRASH) WHOA!
#17
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LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
#18
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YOU CRASH INTO THEIR TRUCK
#19
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AND THEY JUST DRIVE YOU TO WORK?
#20
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AND THEY JUST DRIVE YOU TO WORK?
#21
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OH, WE DIDN'T COME STRAIGHT HERE.
#22
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COME ON, DORIAN, YOU GOTTA WANT IT!
#23
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HOLD ON. THEY MADE YOU MOVE FURNITURE?
#24
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WELL, IT WASN'T ALL BAD.
#25
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BUBBLE WRAP! BUBBLE WRAP! BUBBLE WRAP!
#26
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YAY!
#27
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YAY!
#28
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YOU GUYS!
#29
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BUBBLE WRAP!
#30
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JOHNNY!
#31
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JOHNNY!
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J.D.: DR. MOLLY CLOCK, THE NEW ATTENDING PSYCHIATRIST.
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J.D.: DR. MOLLY CLOCK, THE NEW ATTENDING PSYCHIATRIST.
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YES, SHE WAS... # HOT! #
#35
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BUT I WASN'T A FAN.
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FOR ONE THING, SHE'S ALWAYS CALLING ME JOHNNY.
#37
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FOR ONE THING, SHE'S ALWAYS CALLING ME JOHNNY.
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ALSO, SHE WASN'T VERY NICE.
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HEY, SIT WITH US. WE'LL MAKE ROOM, EVEN IF I HAVE TO STAND.
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HEY, SIT WITH US. WE'LL MAKE ROOM, EVEN IF I HAVE TO STAND.
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J.D.: WHAT A BITCH.
#42
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J.D.: WHAT A BITCH.
#43
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PLUS, SHE'S ALWAYS WITH ELLIOT,
#44
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AND SINCE I DUMPED HER, WE WEREN'T GETTING ALONG ALL THAT GREAT.
#45
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ANYBODY GOT ANY EXTRA KETCHUP PACKETS?
#46
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ANYBODY GOT ANY EXTRA KETCHUP PACKETS?
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THANK YOU, ELLIOT.
#48
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THANK YOU, ELLIOT.
#49
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HMPH.
#50
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SO, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS GONNA DO NOW THAT YOUR RESIDENCIES ARE OVER?
#51
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OH, I'M STILL A RESIDENT.
#52
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OH, I'M STILL A RESIDENT.
#53
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YEAH, DR. KELSO SAID I'M THE FIRST MEDICAL RESIDENT
#54
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TO REPEAT HIS THIRD YEAR
#55
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TO REPEAT HIS THIRD YEAR
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IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE HOSPITAL.
#57
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THAT'S A BAD THING, DOUG.
#58
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THAT'S A BAD THING, DOUG.
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OH, I'M STAYING POSITIVE.
#60
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WELL, I'M STARTING MY ENDOCRINOLOGY AND METABOLISM FELLOWSHIP.
#61
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WELL, I'M STARTING MY ENDOCRINOLOGY AND METABOLISM FELLOWSHIP.
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I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO CATALOGUING ALL THE GENETIC VARIATIONS
#63
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(SNORING) OF HIRSUTISM.
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(SNORING) OF HIRSUTISM.
#65
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OH, REALLY? HA HA.
#66
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WELL, EXCUSE ME FOR TAKING AN INTEREST IN HORMONAL REGULATORY RESEARCH
#67
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WELL, EXCUSE ME FOR TAKING AN INTEREST IN HORMONAL REGULATORY RESEARCH
#68
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(THUMP) AND RELATED--
#69
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YOU KNOW, ELLIOT, I STILL THINK
#70
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YOU'D MAKE A GOOD CHIEF RESIDENT.
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CARLA,
#72
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CARLA,
#73
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FOR THE FIVE-BILLIONTH TIME, I'M NOT INTERESTED.
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I THINK YOU WOULD BE A GREAT CHIEF RESIDENT.
#75
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I THINK YOU WOULD BE A GREAT CHIEF RESIDENT.
#76
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YOU DO?
#77
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I JUST SAID THAT.
#78
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I KNOW.
#79
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I KNOW.
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SORRY, LADIES. JOB'S TAKEN.
#81
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DR. COX IS NAMING ASS-FACE HERE AT 3:00.
#82
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IT'S TOO LATE.
#83
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IT'S TOO LATE.
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WELL, MAYBE IT'S NOT TOO LATE.
#85
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YEAH, IT IS, CARLA.
#86
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MAYBE IT'S NOT.
#87
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YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT, MOLLY, MAYBE IT ISN'T.
#88
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WHAT THE HELL?
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(WHISPERING) THEY'RE ALL AGAINST YOU.
#90
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I'M INVISIBLE, I'M INVISIBLE, I'M INVISIBLE, I'M INVISIBLE--
#91
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I'M INVISIBLE, I'M INVISIBLE, I'M INVISIBLE, I'M INVISIBLE--
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AH, DAMN IT! ELLIOT: DR. COX?
#93
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CAN I STILL BE CONSIDERED AS A CANDIDATE
#94
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CAN I STILL BE CONSIDERED AS A CANDIDATE
#95
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FOR THE CHIEF RESIDENCY?
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SHE ASKED, WITHOUT A PRAYER.
#97
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SHE ASKED, WITHOUT A PRAYER.
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SURE. WHY NOT?
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HA HA! AAH!
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HA HA! AAH!
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# RAISE IT, RAISE IT #
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# UH-UH, UH-UH #
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# UH-UH, UH-UH #
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# AND GRIND IT, GRIND IT, GRIND IT #
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YOU OK, BUDDY?
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YOU OK, BUDDY?
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J.D.: I JUST NEEDED TO TALK TO SOMEONE.
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TOUGH BREAK, J.D.
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YOU'VE DREAMED OF BEING CHIEF RESIDENT
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EVER SINCE YOU WERE A LITTLE BOY
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EVER SINCE YOU WERE A LITTLE BOY
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GROWING UP IN TROUTWOOD, OHIO.
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THANK YOU, FRANK.
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(POP)
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HMM.
#116
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(POP)
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(POP)
#118
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(POP POP POP)
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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN #
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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN #
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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #
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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #
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KELSO: SO WHAT DO YOU THINK, PERRY?
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WELL, NOW, I'LL TELL YOU THERE, BOB-O,
#125
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EITHER THIS KID HAS A LIGHT BULB UP HIS BUTT
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EITHER THIS KID HAS A LIGHT BULB UP HIS BUTT
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OR HIS COLON HAS A GREAT IDEA.
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OR HIS COLON HAS A GREAT IDEA.
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EXCUSE US, LYLE.
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HEY, DO YOU HAVE A MAGAZINE?
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HEY, DO YOU HAVE A MAGAZINE?
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NOT IN ME-- I MEAN, ON ME.
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THAT YOUNG MAN'S FATHER IS VERY IMPORTANT.
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DON'T TELL ME-- HE DONATED A WING.
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DON'T TELL ME-- HE DONATED A WING.
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HE DONATED A WING, A THIGH, AND A BREAST.
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OH, SIR?
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OH, SIR?
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YES, GENIUS, IN THIS METAPHOR THE HOSPITAL IS A CHICKEN.
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OH, PLEASE, SIR, I TOTALLY GET THAT.
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OH, PLEASE, SIR, I TOTALLY GET THAT.
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(THINKING) HOW COULD A HOSPITAL BE A CHICKEN?
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FOCUS ON NOTHING ELSE.
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FOCUS ON NOTHING ELSE.
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WHAT A JERK.
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HEY, WHEN ELLIOT ASKED YOU IF SHE COULD RUN FOR CHIEF RESIDENT
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HEY, WHEN ELLIOT ASKED YOU IF SHE COULD RUN FOR CHIEF RESIDENT
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AND YOU SAID, "WHY NOT?" THAT WAS JUST A GOOF, RIGHT?
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DR. COX! RAN ALL THOSE TESTS ON MR. LANDESMAN.
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DR. COX! RAN ALL THOSE TESTS ON MR. LANDESMAN.
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TOP-NOTCH WORK THERE, BARBIE.
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SHE'S GOOD.
#153
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SHE'S GOOD.
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SHE'S VERY, VERY, VERY GOOD.
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SHE'S VERY, VERY, VERY GOOD.
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OH. SORRY. WHERE WERE WE?
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I AM A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL,
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I AM A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL,
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AND YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET ME TO COMPETE WITH ELLIOT.
#160
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WELL, JOJO, RIGHT NOW SHE'S WINNING.
#161
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WELL, JOJO, RIGHT NOW SHE'S WINNING.
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LET ME KNOW HOW TO GET BACK ON TOP.
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I'LL DO ANYTHING, EVEN IF IT MEANS I HAVE TO KILL SOMEBODY!
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I'LL DO ANYTHING, EVEN IF IT MEANS I HAVE TO KILL SOMEBODY!
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WELL, YOU COULD START
#166
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BY GETTING THE LIGHT BULB OUT OF THIS GENIUS' POOPER.
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BY GETTING THE LIGHT BULB OUT OF THIS GENIUS' POOPER.
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(SLAPS J.D. WITH FILE) IMPRESS ME.
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OH, I'LL IMPRESS YOU!
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OH, I'LL IMPRESS YOU!
#171
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HIT THE WATER!
#172
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(THINKING) I'LL IMPRESS HIM SOME OTHER WAY.
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(THINKING) I'LL IMPRESS HIM SOME OTHER WAY.
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DOUG! STAY POSITIVE.
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AWESOME!
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PERRY. YOU KNOW, I HAVE A COUSIN NAMED PERRY.
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BUT, ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, HE'S NOT MY COUSIN.
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BUT, ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, HE'S NOT MY COUSIN.
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AND, YOU KNOW, HIS NAME ISN'T PERRY.
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IT'S JEFF.
#181
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THAT'S SO FUNNY.
#182
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THAT'S SO FUNNY.
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I HAVE AN UNCLE NAMED "STOP BOTHERING ME."
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INTERESTING.
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ANYWAY, THIS MORNING DR. KELSO TOLD ME
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ANYWAY, THIS MORNING DR. KELSO TOLD ME
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THAT SINCE PSYCHIATRISTS ARE THE WAL-MART GREETERS OF MEDICINE,
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THAT SINCE PSYCHIATRISTS ARE THE WAL-MART GREETERS OF MEDICINE,
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I NEED TO START PUBLISHING A PAPER TO EARN MY KEEP.
#190
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SO I'M GOING TO DO THIS STUDY
#191
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SO I'M GOING TO DO THIS STUDY
#192
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ABOUT CONFLICT RESOLUTION BETWEEN HOSPITAL PERSONNEL,
#193
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AND I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD OBSERVE YOU.
#194
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AND I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD OBSERVE YOU.
#195
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LOOK, "DOCTOR,"
#196
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US REAL DOCTORS ARE HERE TO WORK,
#197
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US REAL DOCTORS ARE HERE TO WORK,
#198
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SO THERE'S NOT A WHOLE LOT OF CONFLICT.
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NOW, MY DAY IS ALREADY BAD ENOUGH
#200
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NOW, MY DAY IS ALREADY BAD ENOUGH
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ON ACCOUNT OF I GOTTA TELL MR. ROMAN THAT HE--THAT--
#202
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ON ACCOUNT OF I GOTTA TELL MR. ROMAN THAT HE--THAT--
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OH, MY GOD.
#204
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MR. ROMAN DOESN'T NEED TO HAVE SURGERY.
#205
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MR. ROMAN DOESN'T NEED TO HAVE SURGERY.
#206
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TO GIVE GOOD NEWS.
#207
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TO GIVE GOOD NEWS.
#208
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SUBJECT ELONGATES WORDS WHEN EXCITED.
#209
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SUBJECT ELONGATES WORDS WHEN EXCITED.
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MR. ROMAN, GR-REAT NEWS!
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I DON'T NEED SURGERY.
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I DON'T NEED SURGERY.
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DR. TURK JUST TOLD ME.
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YEAH, YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN HIM.
#215
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HE WAS SO HAPPY HE STARTED DANCING.
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NOT STANDING UP, BUT WHILE LYING IN HIS BED.
#217
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IT WAS SORT OF, LIKE... # BAP BAP BA #
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IT WAS SORT OF, LIKE... # BAP BAP BA #
#219
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FROM, LIKE, THE WAIST UP.
#220
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# DUH DUH-DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH-DUH... #
#221
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# DUH DUH-DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH-DUH... #
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YOU STOLE MY MOMENT,
#223
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AND YOU'LL PAY.
#224
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AND YOU'LL PAY.
#225
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OH, THIS IS GOOD.
#226
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MOLLY HELPED ME FILL OUT
#227
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MY CHIEF RESIDENT APPLICATION,
#228
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SO, GONNA GO GIVE IT TO DR. COX.
#229
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SO, GONNA GO GIVE IT TO DR. COX.
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THERE YOU GO, WORKING GIRL.
#231
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I'VE TOLD ELLIOT A MILLION TIMES
#232
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I'VE TOLD ELLIOT A MILLION TIMES
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THAT SHE WOULD BE A GOOD CHIEF RESIDENT,
#234
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BUT SHE JUST IGNORED ME.
#235
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MAYBE SHE'S RACIST.
#236
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MAYBE SHE'S RACIST.
#237
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WHATEVER. IT'S FINE. IT'S FINE.
#238
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IT'S NOT LIKE ALL MY FRIENDS ARE GONNA GO TO MOLLY FOR ADVICE.
#239
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IT'S NOT LIKE ALL MY FRIENDS ARE GONNA GO TO MOLLY FOR ADVICE.
#240
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NURSE ROBERTS, IF YOU STILL WANT TO TALK
#241
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NURSE ROBERTS, IF YOU STILL WANT TO TALK
#242
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WITH YOUR HUSBAND, WE CAN GO TO MY OFFICE NOW.
#243
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EXCUSE ME.
#244
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EXCUSE ME.
#245
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J.D.: WHEN TURK TOLD ME HE PISSED DR. COX OFF BY STEALING HIS MOMENT,
#246
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J.D.: WHEN TURK TOLD ME HE PISSED DR. COX OFF BY STEALING HIS MOMENT,
#247
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I DECIDED NOT TO SHARE IT WITH ELLIOT.
#248
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I DECIDED NOT TO SHARE IT WITH ELLIOT.
#249
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DR. COX.
#250
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CAN YOU COME TAKE A LOOK AT MY PATIENT'S RASH?
#251
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CAN YOU COME TAKE A LOOK AT MY PATIENT'S RASH?
#252
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IT'S REALLY WEIRD.
#253
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OH, I WOULD LOVE TO COME TAKE A LOOK
#254
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AT YOUR PATIENT'S RASH, BUT ALSO, IF TIME ALLOWS,
#255
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AT YOUR PATIENT'S RASH, BUT ALSO, IF TIME ALLOWS,
#256
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MAYBE WE COULD GO OVER SOME PRELIMINARY IDEAS FOR YOUR WEDDING DRESS.
#257
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MAYBE WE COULD GO OVER SOME PRELIMINARY IDEAS FOR YOUR WEDDING DRESS.
#258
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I HAVE SKETCHES IN MY LOCKER.
#259
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I HAVE SKETCHES IN MY LOCKER.
#260
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PSST! BARBIE! LISTEN CAREFULLY,
#261
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BECAUSE THE POLICY REMAINS UNCHANGED.
#262
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UNLESS SOMEONE IS DYING, AND PL-LEASE NOTE,
#263
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UNLESS SOMEONE IS DYING, AND PL-LEASE NOTE,
#264
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DYING, NOT DEAD,
#265
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DYING, NOT DEAD,
#266
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I'M NOT INTERESTED.
#267
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AND P.S., JUST A REAL STRONG SHOWING FOR A CHIEF RESIDENT CANDIDATE.
#268
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AND P.S., JUST A REAL STRONG SHOWING FOR A CHIEF RESIDENT CANDIDATE.
#269
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GOD ALMIGHTY.
#270
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GOD ALMIGHTY.
#271
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HOOOO...
#272
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WOW.
#273
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DON'T FEEL BAD.
#274
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DON'T FEEL BAD.
#275
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YOU COULDN'T HAVE SEEN IT COMING. AWFUL, THOUGH.
#276
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WELL, I'M OFF TO PILATES.
#277
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WELL, I'M OFF TO PILATES.
#278
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J.D.: I DIDN'T FEEL BAD
#279
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J.D.: I DIDN'T FEEL BAD
#280
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BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE PLAYING DIRTY AROUND HERE.
#281
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I TOLD HIM ALL ABOUT THE SURGERY AND HE'S GOOD TO GO.
#282
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I TOLD HIM ALL ABOUT THE SURGERY AND HE'S GOOD TO GO.
#283
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HEY, SO WHAT DO YOU SAY WE YANK OUT THAT GALLBLADDER?
#284
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THAT'S THE WAY YOU TELL ME I NEED MAJOR SURGERY?!
#285
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YOU SAID YOU TOLD HIM.
#286
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OH, STOP IT.
#287
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OH, STOP IT.
#288
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WHY WOULD I STEAL YOUR MOMENT?
#289
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EXCEPT FOR MAYBE BECAUSE PAYBACK IS A BITCH.
#290
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EXCEPT FOR MAYBE BECAUSE PAYBACK IS A BITCH.
#291
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(CHUCKLES)
#292
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HAVE ONE, BABY.
#293
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YOU'LL FEEL BETTER.
#294
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YOU'LL FEEL BETTER.
#295
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TURK. I HEARD YOUR CONFLICT WITH DR. COX ESCALATED.
#296
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TURK. I HEARD YOUR CONFLICT WITH DR. COX ESCALATED.
#297
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YOU KNOW, HE'S ALREADY STARTING TO LOOK LIKE THE BREAK-OUT CHARACTER
#298
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OF MY CASE STUDY, THE ONE THAT PEOPLE LOVE TO HATE.
#299
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OF MY CASE STUDY, THE ONE THAT PEOPLE LOVE TO HATE.
#300
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ANYWAY, IN MY OPINION,
#301
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IT IS MORE EFFECTIVE TO ADDRESS THE SITUATION
#302
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IT IS MORE EFFECTIVE TO ADDRESS THE SITUATION
#303
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THAN IT IS TO BECOME SELF-DESTRUCTIVE
#304
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BY OVERINDULGING A SWEET TOOTH.
#305
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BY OVERINDULGING A SWEET TOOTH.
#306
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SHE'S RIGHT.
#307
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YOU DON'T HAVE THAT COOKIE, WE'RE GETTING A DIVORCE.
#308
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BABY, I'M NOT HUNGRY NOW.
#309
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BABY, I'M NOT HUNGRY NOW.
#310
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EAT IT.
#311
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WHAT?
#312
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IT'S 3:00.
#313
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3:00'S WHEN YOU ANNOUNCE NEW CHIEF RESIDENT,
#314
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3:00'S WHEN YOU ANNOUNCE NEW CHIEF RESIDENT,
#315
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SO WE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT--
#316
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BARBIE. YOU'RE CHIEF RESIDENT.
#317
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(HIGH-PITCHED) HA HA HA HA HA!
#318
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(HIGH-PITCHED) HA HA HA HA HA!
#319
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VERY FUNNY.
#320
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SO NOT JOKING.
#321
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AAH! YAY! HA!
#322
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AAH! YAY! HA!
#323
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OH, MY GOD.
#324
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NOW I KNOW HOW LIZA MINELLI FELT.
#325
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NOW I KNOW HOW LIZA MINELLI FELT.
#326
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WHEN SHE WON THE OSCAR, NOT WHEN SHE MARRIED THAT GAY PAN-FACED ALIEN.
#327
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WHEN SHE WON THE OSCAR, NOT WHEN SHE MARRIED THAT GAY PAN-FACED ALIEN.
#328
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(EXHALES FORCEFULLY)
#329
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NEWBIE, HOW YOU DOIN'?
#330
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(THINKING) KEEP IT TOGETHER. IT'S "BE A MAN" TIME.
#331
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(THINKING) KEEP IT TOGETHER. IT'S "BE A MAN" TIME.
#332
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-NO, NO, -I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND.
#333
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-NO, NO, -I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND.
#334
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COME ON. YOU DID WHAT YOU HAD TO DO.
#335
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YOU WENT WITH YOUR GUT.
#336
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YOU WENT WITH YOUR GUT.
#337
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ELLIOT'S A GREAT DOCTOR.
#338
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I DO HAVE 3 QUESTIONS, THOUGH.
#339
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I DO HAVE 3 QUESTIONS, THOUGH.
#340
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WHY DO YOU HATE ME WHEN I SHOW YOU NOTHING BUT LOVE?
#341
⇓
WHO'S GONNA TELL MY MOM?
#342
⇓
WHO'S GONNA TELL MY MOM?
#343
⇓
AND WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
#344
⇓
WITH 10,000 "JOHN DORIAN, CHIEF RESIDENT" BUSINESS CARDS?!
#345
⇓
WITH 10,000 "JOHN DORIAN, CHIEF RESIDENT" BUSINESS CARDS?!
#346
⇓
YEAH, SCARLETT, YOU'RE CHIEF RESIDENT, TOO.
#347
⇓
YEAH, SCARLETT, YOU'RE CHIEF RESIDENT, TOO.
#348
⇓
UH, WHAT, NOW?
#349
⇓
WELL, I FIGURE WITH HER BEING RIDICULOUSLY BOOK SMART
#350
⇓
WELL, I FIGURE WITH HER BEING RIDICULOUSLY BOOK SMART
#351
⇓
TO THE POINT WHERE SHE HAS ALMOST NO INTERPERSONAL SKILLS
#352
⇓
TO THE POINT WHERE SHE HAS ALMOST NO INTERPERSONAL SKILLS
#353
⇓
AND YOU BEING WARM AND CUDDLY AS AN UN-POTTY TRAINED LABRADOODLE
#354
⇓
AND ABOUT AS USEFUL IN HIGH-STRESS MEDICAL SITUATIONS
#355
⇓
AND ABOUT AS USEFUL IN HIGH-STRESS MEDICAL SITUATIONS
#356
⇓
AS AN UN-POTTY TRAINED LABRADOODLE,
#357
⇓
AS AN UN-POTTY TRAINED LABRADOODLE,
#358
⇓
TOGETHER, THE TWO OF YOU
#359
⇓
MAKE ONE BARELY PASSABLE DOCTOR...
#360
⇓
MAKE ONE BARELY PASSABLE DOCTOR...
#361
⇓
SLASH LABRADOODLE.
#362
⇓
WAIT. SO IF WE'RE BOTH GONNA BE CHIEF RESIDENTS,
#363
⇓
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY THAT FROM THE BEGINNING?
#364
⇓
WHAT, AND MISS YOUR HALL OF FAME HISSY?
#365
⇓
WHAT, AND MISS YOUR HALL OF FAME HISSY?
#366
⇓
NOT ON YOUR LIFE. WALK WITH ME.
#367
⇓
JOHN DORIAN, CHIEF RESIDENT.
#368
⇓
JOHN DORIAN, CHIEF RESIDENT.
#369
⇓
IT'S JUST THAT ELLIOT AND I DOING THIS TOGETHER IS GONNA BE A LITTLE TOUGH.
#370
⇓
IT'S JUST THAT ELLIOT AND I DOING THIS TOGETHER IS GONNA BE A LITTLE TOUGH.
#371
⇓
WE'RE GOING THROUGH A BIT OF A ROUGH PATCH.
#372
⇓
WE'RE GOING THROUGH A BIT OF A ROUGH PATCH.
#373
⇓
I TOTALLY GET THAT. WHAT YOU NEED TO DO
#374
⇓
IS JUST GIVE EACH OTHER TONS OF SPACE.
#375
⇓
HERE, UH... HERE'S YOUR OFFICE.
#376
⇓
HERE, UH... HERE'S YOUR OFFICE.
#377
⇓
(BEEPER)
#378
⇓
WELL.
#379
⇓
WELL.
#380
⇓
ENJOY.
#381
⇓
MAYBE I WASN'T CLEAR.
#382
⇓
MAYBE I WASN'T CLEAR.
#383
⇓
THIS PATIENT IS IMPORTANT.
#384
⇓
TRANSLATION: DON'T PASS HIM OFF TO DUMB GUY.
#385
⇓
TRANSLATION: DON'T PASS HIM OFF TO DUMB GUY.
#386
⇓
SIR, I TAKE ISSUE WITH THAT.
#387
⇓
SIR, I TAKE ISSUE WITH THAT.
#388
⇓
SON, YOU WERE GATHERING A GROUP OF LARGE ORDERLIES
#389
⇓
TO GET THE LIGHT BULB OUT OF THE PATIENT BY DOING WHAT?
#390
⇓
TO GET THE LIGHT BULB OUT OF THE PATIENT BY DOING WHAT?
#391
⇓
SHAKING HIM LIKE A BEACH TOWEL.
#392
⇓
GOOD-BYE.
#393
⇓
GOOD-BYE.
#394
⇓
LAST CHANCE, PERRY.
#395
⇓
FIX THIS KID.
#396
⇓
I PAGED A SURGICAL CONSULT.
#397
⇓
OF COURSE YOU DID.
#398
⇓
I HEARD THIS GUY'S GOT A LIGHT BULB UP HIS ASS.
#399
⇓
I HEARD THIS GUY'S GOT A LIGHT BULB UP HIS ASS.
#400
⇓
ARE--ARE YOU THE SURGICAL CONSULT?
#401
⇓
NO. I'M NOT EVEN WORKING TODAY.
#402
⇓
NO. I'M NOT EVEN WORKING TODAY.
#403
⇓
I JUST WANT TO ASK HIM 4 QUESTIONS.
#404
⇓
WHAZZUP?!
#405
⇓
WHAZZUP?!
#406
⇓
DR. TURK IS IN THE HOUSE...
#407
⇓
DR. TURK IS IN THE HOUSE...
#408
⇓
J.D.: CONFLICT IS EVERYWHERE,
#409
⇓
J.D.: CONFLICT IS EVERYWHERE,
#410
⇓
WHETHER IT'S OUT IN THE OPEN...
#411
⇓
OR BUBBLING JUST UNDER THE SURFACE.
#412
⇓
OR BUBBLING JUST UNDER THE SURFACE.
#413
⇓
YOU KNOW WHAT I REALIZED BY DOING THIS STUDY?
#414
⇓
SOME OF THE MOST INTERESTING CONFLICTS
#415
⇓
SOME OF THE MOST INTERESTING CONFLICTS
#416
⇓
ARE WHEN ONE OF THE PARTIES
#417
⇓
DOESN'T EVEN REALIZE THEY'RE IN A FIGHT.
#418
⇓
DOESN'T EVEN REALIZE THEY'RE IN A FIGHT.
#419
⇓
REALLY?
#420
⇓
J.D.: I GUESS THE ONLY THING TO DO
#421
⇓
J.D.: I GUESS THE ONLY THING TO DO
#422
⇓
WHEN YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT
#423
⇓
IS TO HOPE THAT NOTHING MAKES IT WORSE.
#424
⇓
IS TO HOPE THAT NOTHING MAKES IT WORSE.
#425
⇓
CLEANING TIME!
#426
⇓
DON'T WORRY, I'LL GO FAST.
#427
⇓
DON'T WORRY, I'LL GO FAST.
#428
⇓
OHH!
#429
⇓
THAT ONE GOT AWAY.
#430
⇓
IT BURNS!
#431
⇓
IT BURNS!
#432
⇓
AMMONIA BURNS?
#433
⇓
HMM.
#434
⇓
WRITE THAT DOWN.
#435
⇓
YES, I'M HAPPY. BUT I'D BE HAPPIER
#436
⇓
YES, I'M HAPPY. BUT I'D BE HAPPIER
#437
⇓
IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO SHARE THE JOB WITH SUCH A JERK.
#438
⇓
ELLIOT, I CAN HEAR YOU.
#439
⇓
YOU GUYS, THIS SITUATION WOULD BE PERFECT FOR MY STUDY.
#440
⇓
YOU GUYS, THIS SITUATION WOULD BE PERFECT FOR MY STUDY.
#441
⇓
OH, NO.
#442
⇓
DON'T WORRY, JOHNNY.
#443
⇓
DON'T WORRY, JOHNNY.
#444
⇓
EVERYONE'S GOING TO BE ANONYMOUS.
#445
⇓
I'M ONLY USING INITIALS. YOU'LL BE J.D.
#446
⇓
GREAT. MAYBE WE COULD MAKE IT PERMANENT.
#447
⇓
GREAT. MAYBE WE COULD MAKE IT PERMANENT.
#448
⇓
JOHNNY...
#449
⇓
THE WAY I SEE IT, YOU GUYS NEED TO GET PAST IT
#450
⇓
THE WAY I SEE IT, YOU GUYS NEED TO GET PAST IT
#451
⇓
AND TALK LIKE ADULTS,
#452
⇓
AND TALK LIKE ADULTS,
#453
⇓
OR YOU CAN BEHAVE LIKE PETTY CHILDREN.
#454
⇓
J.D.: WE DECIDED TO GO PETTY.
#455
⇓
OK. INSTEAD OF SHARING YOU ALL,
#456
⇓
WE'RE GOING TO SEPARATE YOU INTO 2 RESIDENT TEAMS
#457
⇓
SO THAT J.D. AND I NEVER HAVE TO SEE EACH OTHER.
#458
⇓
SO THAT J.D. AND I NEVER HAVE TO SEE EACH OTHER.
#459
⇓
I'LL TAKE DOUG.
#460
⇓
YES!
#461
⇓
YES!
#462
⇓
SUCK ON THAT.
#463
⇓
WHEW. THANKS, J.D.
#464
⇓
FIRST PICK.
#465
⇓
FIRST PICK.
#466
⇓
RELAX, DOUG. YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHOSE NAME I KNOW.
#467
⇓
I'LL TAKE INDIAN ELVIS.
#468
⇓
PICK THE HOT CHICK.
#469
⇓
SHUT UP, DOUG.
#470
⇓
SHUT UP, DOUG.
#471
⇓
WE'LL TAKE THE HOT CHICK.
#472
⇓
YEAH, UH, NAME'S AMY, ACTUALLY.
#473
⇓
JOHN DORIAN, CHIEF RESIDENT.
#474
⇓
WEBSITE'S ON THE BACK.
#475
⇓
WEBSITE'S ON THE BACK.
#476
⇓
HEY. I'VE GOT, LIKE, A 2-HOUR BREAK BETWEEN PATIENTS.
#477
⇓
HEY. I'VE GOT, LIKE, A 2-HOUR BREAK BETWEEN PATIENTS.
#478
⇓
-DO YOU WANT -TO GRAB LUNCH?
#479
⇓
OR DINNER? I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT TIME IT IS.
#480
⇓
J.D.: ELLIOT AND I WEREN'T THE ONLY ONES WHO DECIDED TO GO PETTY.
#481
⇓
J.D.: ELLIOT AND I WEREN'T THE ONLY ONES WHO DECIDED TO GO PETTY.
#482
⇓
OHH...YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE A BARBECUE TO GO TO.
#483
⇓
OHH...YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE A BARBECUE TO GO TO.
#484
⇓
WHY DON'T YOU MEET ME THERE?
#485
⇓
COOL.
#486
⇓
COOL.
#487
⇓
HEY, ARE YOU TODD?
#488
⇓
HEY, ARE YOU TODD?
#489
⇓
OH, YEAH.
#490
⇓
CARLA SAID YOU'RE HAVING A BARBECUE.
#491
⇓
NO. BUT STICK AROUND.
#492
⇓
NO. BUT STICK AROUND.
#493
⇓
LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET SOMETHING COOKIN'.
#494
⇓
THIS IS PAT AND FRANK FROM 4G.
#495
⇓
THIS IS PAT AND FRANK FROM 4G.
#496
⇓
HI. I'M MOLLY.
#497
⇓
AND YOU'RE NAKED.
#498
⇓
AWESOME.
#499
⇓
WHY DON'T WE JUST REACH UP THERE
#500
⇓
WHY DON'T WE JUST REACH UP THERE
#501
⇓
AND TUG THAT BAD BOY OUT?
#502
⇓
DR. COX: IT'S NOT A RABBIT IN A HAT.
#503
⇓
DR. COX: IT'S NOT A RABBIT IN A HAT.
#504
⇓
IF YOU TUG ON IT, IT'S GOING TO BREAK,
#505
⇓
AND IF IT BREAKS, HE'S GOING TO NEED SURGERY,
#506
⇓
AND IF IT BREAKS, HE'S GOING TO NEED SURGERY,
#507
⇓
AND IF YOU PERFORM IT, THEN OF COURSE HE'S GOING TO NEED A CASKET.
#508
⇓
AND IF YOU PERFORM IT, THEN OF COURSE HE'S GOING TO NEED A CASKET.
#509
⇓
SO...WHY DON'T YOU JUST PLAY QUIETLY IN YOUR AREA UNTIL THE CROWD ARRIVES?
#510
⇓
SO...WHY DON'T YOU JUST PLAY QUIETLY IN YOUR AREA UNTIL THE CROWD ARRIVES?
#511
⇓
CROWD? I THOUGHT NOBODY WANTED TO TAKE THE CASE.
#512
⇓
AT FIRST, BUT NOW THAT IT'S BECOME A BIT OF A HOSPITAL MYSTERY,
#513
⇓
AT FIRST, BUT NOW THAT IT'S BECOME A BIT OF A HOSPITAL MYSTERY,
#514
⇓
EVERY JACKASS IN THE JOINT IS GOING TO WANT TO COME IN HERE
#515
⇓
EVERY JACKASS IN THE JOINT IS GOING TO WANT TO COME IN HERE
#516
⇓
AND GIVE THEIR 2 CENTS' WORTH.
#517
⇓
IF WE COULD JUST FIND THE LAMP THE BULB CAME FROM.
#518
⇓
IF WE COULD JUST FIND THE LAMP THE BULB CAME FROM.
#519
⇓
LEON'S TRAINED TO RETRIEVE THINGS.
#520
⇓
(GROANS)
#521
⇓
(GROANS)
#522
⇓
THAT'S WHY MY WIFE AND I USE CANDLES.
#523
⇓
THAT'S WHY MY WIFE AND I USE CANDLES.
#524
⇓
ZELTZER, YOU ARE HANDS DOWN
#525
⇓
TO MOST DISTURBING MAN I'VE EVER MET IN MY LIFE.
#526
⇓
TO MOST DISTURBING MAN I'VE EVER MET IN MY LIFE.
#527
⇓
OH, STOP IT.
#528
⇓
HEY, ARE YOU AND YOUR WIFE OPEN-MINDED?
#529
⇓
HEY, ARE YOU AND YOUR WIFE OPEN-MINDED?
#530
⇓
THAT'S IT!
#531
⇓
I WANT EVERYBODY TO GET OUT
#532
⇓
WHO'S NOT AN EXPERT ON LIGHT BULBS.
#533
⇓
WHO'S NOT AN EXPERT ON LIGHT BULBS.
#534
⇓
GO ON, GET OUT. (WHISTLES)
#535
⇓
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT!
#536
⇓
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT!
#537
⇓
WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE?
#538
⇓
WHAT YOU HAVE THERE IS AN A-21 BULB ON AN E-26 BASE,
#539
⇓
WHAT YOU HAVE THERE IS AN A-21 BULB ON AN E-26 BASE,
#540
⇓
-BURNING 100 WATTS, -PUTTING OUT ABOUT 130 VOLTS.
#541
⇓
-BURNING 100 WATTS, -PUTTING OUT ABOUT 130 VOLTS.
#542
⇓
GET OVER HERE. YOU'RE HELPING ME.
#543
⇓
GET OVER HERE. YOU'RE HELPING ME.
#544
⇓
NOT SO FAST, COWBOY. YOU'RE WORKING WITH ME, TALL MAN.
#545
⇓
MM...ACTUALLY, NO.
#546
⇓
MM...ACTUALLY, NO.
#547
⇓
IF I HAD THE TIME, MAYBE,
#548
⇓
BUT I'VE GOT A ROOM TO CLEAN.
#549
⇓
BUT I'VE GOT A ROOM TO CLEAN.
#550
⇓
AHH.
#551
⇓
KEEP UP, PEOPLE. WE GOT PRE-ROUNDS TO DO.
#552
⇓
KEEP UP, PEOPLE. WE GOT PRE-ROUNDS TO DO.
#553
⇓
OK, SHE'S GONE.
#554
⇓
NOW, I'VE HEARD SOME RUMOURS
#555
⇓
NOW, I'VE HEARD SOME RUMOURS
#556
⇓
THERE'S BEEN SOME FRATERNIZING
#557
⇓
WITH SOME OF DR. REID'S RESIDENTS.
#558
⇓
WITH SOME OF DR. REID'S RESIDENTS.
#559
⇓
NOW, I DON'T WANT TO MENTION ANY NAMES,
#560
⇓
BUT, SLOBODAN, ENOUGH OF THAT CRAP!
#561
⇓
BUT, SLOBODAN, ENOUGH OF THAT CRAP!
#562
⇓
WATCH YOUR ASS.
#563
⇓
NOW, COME ON, YOU NERDS.
#564
⇓
NOW, COME ON, YOU NERDS.
#565
⇓
CARLA.
#566
⇓
CARLA.
#567
⇓
TODD HAS SOMETHING HE WANTS TO SAY TO YOU.
#568
⇓
I'M SORRY IF I EVER DEMEANED YOU, CARLA.
#569
⇓
I'M SORRY IF I EVER DEMEANED YOU, CARLA.
#570
⇓
YOU SEE, MY FEELINGS ABOUT WOMEN WERE WARPED
#571
⇓
BY A VERY UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH MY MOTHER.
#572
⇓
BY A VERY UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH MY MOTHER.
#573
⇓
WE MADE OUT ONCE.
#574
⇓
THAT'S GOOD, TODD. KEEP GOING.
#575
⇓
MONIQUE, I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.
#576
⇓
MONIQUE, I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.
#577
⇓
YOU FIXED THE TODD?
#578
⇓
WELL, WITHOUT REGULAR THERAPY,
#579
⇓
IT'LL PROBABLY ONLY LAST A WEEK.
#580
⇓
SO, YOU'RE MAD AT ME.
#581
⇓
EXCUSE ME?
#582
⇓
EXCUSE ME?
#583
⇓
OH! YOU'RE NOT MAD AT ME.
#584
⇓
(CHUCKLES)
#585
⇓
WHY DID YOU JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AT ME?
#586
⇓
WHY DID YOU JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AT ME?
#587
⇓
I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO WINK.
#588
⇓
OH, OK. I'M NOT MAD.
#589
⇓
OH, OK. I'M NOT MAD.
#590
⇓
COOL. YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY VERY STUBBORN AND VERY PROUD,
#591
⇓
BUT YOU'RE NICE, SO EVENTUALLY YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME.
#592
⇓
NO, I WON'T.
#593
⇓
LET GO OF THAT ANGER.
#594
⇓
LET GO OF THAT ANGER.
#595
⇓
NOT MY OFFICE.
#596
⇓
NOT MY OFFICE.
#597
⇓
HOW'S IT GOING IN HERE?
#598
⇓
GO AWAY! GO AWAY!
#599
⇓
WOW, YOU KIND OF HARMONIZED ON THAT. THAT WAS COOL.
#600
⇓
WOW, YOU KIND OF HARMONIZED ON THAT. THAT WAS COOL.
#601
⇓
IT'S FUNNY. IT'S NOT ABOUT THE ARGUMENT ANYMORE BETWEEN YOU TWO.
#602
⇓
IT'S FUNNY. IT'S NOT ABOUT THE ARGUMENT ANYMORE BETWEEN YOU TWO.
#603
⇓
IT'S A COMPETITION ABOUT WHO CAN BE STUBBORN THE LONGEST.
#604
⇓
IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, THE REAL WINNER'S GONNA BE...
#605
⇓
WHO HAS THE GUTS TO APOLOGIZE FIRST?
#606
⇓
SO INTERESTING.
#607
⇓
SO INTERESTING.
#608
⇓
BOTH: I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY!
#609
⇓
I'M SORRY ABOUT THE GALLBLADDER THING THIS MORNING.
#610
⇓
-DAMN IT! -YES! I WIN!
#611
⇓
IT'S JUST THAT YOU SURGEONS
#612
⇓
IT'S JUST THAT YOU SURGEONS
#613
⇓
RIDE IN HERE ON YOUR WHITE HORSE
#614
⇓
AND YOU SAVE THE DAY, AND THE BEST NEWS
#615
⇓
THAT I EVER GET TO GIVE EVERYBODY, ANYBODY, EVER,
#616
⇓
THAT I EVER GET TO GIVE EVERYBODY, ANYBODY, EVER,
#617
⇓
IS, OH, BY THE WAY, MA'AM,
#618
⇓
WERE YOU AWARE THAT THAT BREATHING TUBE YOU HAVE IN YOUR NECK
#619
⇓
WERE YOU AWARE THAT THAT BREATHING TUBE YOU HAVE IN YOUR NECK
#620
⇓
ALSO COMES IN DAY-GLO PINK?
#621
⇓
COME ON, LOOK, BOTTOM LINE,
#622
⇓
COME ON, LOOK, BOTTOM LINE,
#623
⇓
I REALLY NEEDED TO WIN. I DID,
#624
⇓
I REALLY NEEDED TO WIN. I DID,
#625
⇓
AND I FINALLY GOT ONE, AND, DUDE,
#626
⇓
YOU--YOU STOLE IT, MAN.
#627
⇓
I NEEDED ONE, TOO.
#628
⇓
I NEEDED ONE, TOO.
#629
⇓
BOO-HOO.
#630
⇓
WHERE'S MY WIN?
#631
⇓
WHERE'S MY WIN?
#632
⇓
THINK ANYBODY THANKS ME FOR CLEANING BATHROOMS?
#633
⇓
JANITOR, THE BATHROOMS ARE FILTHY.
#634
⇓
JANITOR, THE BATHROOMS ARE FILTHY.
#635
⇓
WELL, NO ONE WAS THANKING ME, SO I QUIT CLEANING THEM.
#636
⇓
HOLY COW.
#637
⇓
HOLY COW.
#638
⇓
DO YOU REALIZE IF WE COULD GET A TIGHT ENOUGH CLAMP
#639
⇓
AROUND THE BULB AND THEN JUST--
#640
⇓
AROUND THE BULB AND THEN JUST--
#641
⇓
NO, NO, NO, YOU'LL BREAK THE THING.
#642
⇓
LOOK, HERE'S THE THING ABOUT LIGHT BULBS, OK?
#643
⇓
THEY'RE STRUCTURALLY WEAK AT THE NARROW END,
#644
⇓
THEY'RE STRUCTURALLY WEAK AT THE NARROW END,
#645
⇓
BUT THE ROUND END IS SURPRISINGLY STRONG.
#646
⇓
SO IF WE COULD GET BEHIND THE BULB...
#647
⇓
SO IF WE COULD GET BEHIND THE BULB...
#648
⇓
I SEE WHERE YOU'RE HEADED. WE GO DOWN THROUGH THE MOUTH.
#649
⇓
(WHISTLES) YOUR TURN'S OVER.
#650
⇓
(WHISTLES) YOUR TURN'S OVER.
#651
⇓
ALL WE NEED TO DO IS THREAD AN ANGIOPLASTY BALLOON
#652
⇓
PAST THE BULB...
#653
⇓
PAST THE BULB...
#654
⇓
INFLATE IT...
#655
⇓
PULL IT. BOTH: AND THEN PULL.
#656
⇓
PULL IT. BOTH: AND THEN PULL.
#657
⇓
I CONCUR.
#658
⇓
(POP)
#659
⇓
(POP)
#660
⇓
AHH!
#661
⇓
(ALL LAUGHING)
#662
⇓
DOCTOR. DOCTOR.
#663
⇓
DOCTOR.
#664
⇓
DOCTOR.
#665
⇓
DOCTOR.
#666
⇓
NO...
#667
⇓
DOUG WANTED ME TO GIVE THIS PATIENT
#668
⇓
DOUG WANTED ME TO GIVE THIS PATIENT
#669
⇓
500,000 MILLIGRAMS OF MORPHINE.
#670
⇓
I THOUGHT I'D CHECK WITH YOU BEFORE I KILLED THE MAN.
#671
⇓
I THOUGHT I'D CHECK WITH YOU BEFORE I KILLED THE MAN.
#672
⇓
UNBELIEVABLE, DOUG.
#673
⇓
DON'T WORRY. I JUST CAME TO CHECK MY PATIENT.
#674
⇓
DON'T WORRY. I JUST CAME TO CHECK MY PATIENT.
#675
⇓
DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. JUST DON'T COME OVER TO MY AREA.
#676
⇓
YOU COULDN'T PAY ME TO COME OVER TO YOUR AREA.
#677
⇓
YOU COULDN'T PAY ME TO COME OVER TO YOUR AREA.
#678
⇓
WELL, I WOULDN'T PAY YOU.
#679
⇓
WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY.
#680
⇓
WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY.
#681
⇓
IT JUST SO HAPPENS I HAVE A RICH UNCLE
#682
⇓
WHO'D DO ANYTHING FOR ME, BUT I'D NEVER CALL IN THAT FAVOUR
#683
⇓
WHO'D DO ANYTHING FOR ME, BUT I'D NEVER CALL IN THAT FAVOUR
#684
⇓
JUST TO PAY YOU TO COME OVER TO THAT AREA.
#685
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(THINKING) GOT HER.
#686
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I HATE TO INTERRUPT,
#687
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I HATE TO INTERRUPT,
#688
⇓
BUT I THINK YOU NEED TO TAKE A LOOK AT THIS MAN.
#689
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I THINK HE'S IN V-TACH.
#690
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I THINK HE'S IN V-TACH.
#691
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GET THE CRASH CART.
#692
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GIVE ONE MILLIGRAM EPI.
#693
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J.D.: THE BEST THING ABOUT THIS PLACE
#694
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J.D.: THE BEST THING ABOUT THIS PLACE
#695
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IS THAT WHEN SOMEONE'S REALLY IN TROUBLE,
#696
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ALL THE PETTINESS MELTS AWAY.
#697
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ALL THE PETTINESS MELTS AWAY.
#698
⇓
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
#699
⇓
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
#700
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OH, WELL, I'M TIRED OF TRYING TO FIND MY OFFICE,
#701
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SO I JUST SET UP SHOP HERE.
#702
⇓
SO I JUST SET UP SHOP HERE.
#703
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OH! OK, THAT'S NOT WEIRD.
#704
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LOOK, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR MY WIFE.
#705
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LOOK, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR MY WIFE.
#706
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SHE'D NEVER ADMIT IT TO YOU,
#707
⇓
BUT SHE LIKES TO BE THE PERSON AROUND HERE WHO TELLS EVERYBODY WHAT TO DO.
#708
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BUT SHE LIKES TO BE THE PERSON AROUND HERE WHO TELLS EVERYBODY WHAT TO DO.
#709
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APPARENTLY SHE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT AT HOME.
#710
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APPARENTLY SHE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT AT HOME.
#711
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RIGHT? RIGHT?
#712
⇓
WRONG.
#713
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LOOK...
#714
⇓
IF EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE
#715
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YOU COULD LET HER BE THE ONE TO GIVE THE ADVICE,
#716
⇓
YOU COULD LET HER BE THE ONE TO GIVE THE ADVICE,
#717
⇓
YOU GUYS MIGHT END UP BEING FRIENDS.
#718
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I CAN DO THAT.
#719
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AND TELL CARLA I SAID YOU DID WELL.
#720
⇓
AND TELL CARLA I SAID YOU DID WELL.
#721
⇓
HA HA HA HA!
#722
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YOU TRULY UNDERESTIMATE HOW PROUD MY WIFE IS.
#723
⇓
YOU TRULY UNDERESTIMATE HOW PROUD MY WIFE IS.
#724
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IF SHE KNEW I WAS HERE, SHE'D KILL ME.
#725
⇓
IF SHE KNEW I WAS HERE, SHE'D KILL ME.
#726
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ALL RIGHT.
#727
⇓
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PART ABOUT HOW MUCH I HELP PEOPLE AROUND HERE?
#728
⇓
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PART ABOUT HOW MUCH I HELP PEOPLE AROUND HERE?
#729
⇓
SHE SAID I DID WELL.
#730
⇓
SHE SAID I DID WELL.
#731
⇓
(WHISTLES) TURTLEHEAD.
#732
⇓
YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO GET A PIECE OF THIS. COME ON.
#733
⇓
YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO GET A PIECE OF THIS. COME ON.
#734
⇓
WHERE'D YOU GET THE COAT?
#735
⇓
I EARNED IT.
#736
⇓
LET'S GET OUR MOMENT.
#737
⇓
LET'S GET OUR MOMENT.
#738
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THANKS FOR ALL THE HARD WORK, BOB.
#739
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GLAD TO DO IT.
#740
⇓
GLAD TO DO IT.
#741
⇓
OH, AND, UH, BART, I THINK LYLE
#742
⇓
MIGHT BE READY FOR THAT ROUGH-SEX-PLAY TALK
#743
⇓
MIGHT BE READY FOR THAT ROUGH-SEX-PLAY TALK
#744
⇓
-YOU HAD WITH -YOUR OTHER BOYS.
#745
⇓
-YOU HAD WITH -YOUR OTHER BOYS.
#746
⇓
TOO LATE.
#747
⇓
CAN YOU IMAGINE US TRYING TO DO THAT 3 YEARS AGO?
#748
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(LAUGHS) NO.
#749
⇓
(LAUGHS) NO.
#750
⇓
REMEMBER OUR FIRST CODE?
#751
⇓
WELL, I REMEMBER HIDING IN A SUPPLY CLOSET.
#752
⇓
WELL, I REMEMBER HIDING IN A SUPPLY CLOSET.
#753
⇓
THAT'S THE ONE.
#754
⇓
J.D.: ULTIMATELY, CONFLICT IS RESOLVED
#755
⇓
J.D.: ULTIMATELY, CONFLICT IS RESOLVED
#756
⇓
BY REMEMBERING WHY YOU WERE FRIENDS IN THE FIRST PLACE.
#757
⇓
DON'T HANG UP, LESTER.
#758
⇓
DON'T HANG UP, LESTER.
#759
⇓
YOU SHOULD TALK TO HER.
#760
⇓
YOU KNOW HER BETTER.
#761
⇓
YOU KNOW HER BETTER.
#762
⇓
J.D. OR BY SWALLOWING YOUR PRIDE.
#763
⇓
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
#764
⇓
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
#765
⇓
BUT I'M OK WITH IT.
#766
⇓
HE'S COMING. HE'S COMING.
#767
⇓
GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE.
#768
⇓
GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE.
#769
⇓
J.D.: OR BY UNITING AGAINST THE MOMENT-STEALING
#770
⇓
COMMON ENEMY WHO TOOK CREDIT FOR YOUR INGENIOUS METHOD
#771
⇓
COMMON ENEMY WHO TOOK CREDIT FOR YOUR INGENIOUS METHOD
#772
⇓
OF DEBULBING A PATIENT'S KEISTER.
#773
⇓
DR. KELSO: GOOD LORD!
#774
⇓
DR. KELSO: GOOD LORD!
#775
⇓
IN THE END, THOUGH,
#776
⇓
IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER HOW YOU GET THERE.
#777
⇓
IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER HOW YOU GET THERE.
#778
⇓
AS LONG AS YOU'RE FRIENDS AGAIN.
#779
⇓
I MISS THIS.
#780
⇓
JUST, LIKE...
#781
⇓
HANGING OUT, YOU KNOW?
#782
⇓
ME, TOO.
#783
⇓
ME, TOO.
#784
⇓
WE SHOULD GO GET COFFEE.
#785
⇓
(LAUGHS) WE'RE HAVING COFFEE.
#786
⇓
(LAUGHS) WE'RE HAVING COFFEE.
#787
⇓
NO, NO, I MEAN, LIKE, OUTSIDE COFFEE.
#788
⇓
REAL WORLD COFFEE.
#789
⇓
REAL WORLD COFFEE.
#790
⇓
THE POINT IS, WE SHOULD HANG OUT
#791
⇓
OUTSIDE THE HOSPITAL SOMETIME.
#792
⇓
J.D., I STILL NEED TIME.
#793
⇓
J.D., I STILL NEED TIME.
#794
⇓
I KNOW IT'S GONNA BE HARD FOR YOU
#795
⇓
BECAUSE YOU LIKE TO FIX EVERYTHING RIGHT AWAY,
#796
⇓
BECAUSE YOU LIKE TO FIX EVERYTHING RIGHT AWAY,
#797
⇓
BUT...YOU JUST DO THE BEST YOU CAN, OK?
#798
⇓
IS IT FIXED NOW?
#799
⇓
NOPE.
#800
⇓
(THINKING) SHOOT!
#801
⇓
(THINKING) SHOOT!
#802
⇓
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#803
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