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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 7, Episode 9 — The Gang Gets Trapped

Damn it, damn it, damn it! This is such a stupid goddamn situation.

#1

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We've got to get out of here, Dennis.

#2

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We've got to get out of here. We need a plan.

#3

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Okay, well, plan one is for you to lower your goddamn voice.

#4

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This is as low as I go, okay?

#5

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I say we bum-rush her and choke her out with her own belt.

#6

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Dee, you're escalating shit.

#7

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This is exactly what I'm talking about.

#8

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somebody comes in with some preposterous plan or idea,

#11

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and then all of a sudden, everybody's on the gas.

#12

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Nobody's on the brakes. Nobody's thinking.

#13

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Everybody's just talking over each other with one idiotic idea after another.

#14

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Until finally, we find ourselves in a situation

#15

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where we've broken into somebody's house,

#16

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and the homeowner is home.

#17

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Yes, yes.

#18

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- I'm sick of it, Dee. - Okay.

#19

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- We can't do this anymore. - Okay.

#20

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We've got to examine our process.

#21

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Fine. I'm on board with that, okay?

#22

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But right now I'm trying to come up with solutions.

#23

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But you need to help me come up with a plan, okay?

#25

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- Because this is breaking and entering. - Oh, my God.

#26

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Dee, your breath is hideous.

#27

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- I mean, it smells bad. - Okay. Okay.

#28

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Oh, my God. We are really in over our heads this time.

#29

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I'm saying this was a totally avoidable situation.

#30

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Okay. I know. I know. I'm not innocent in all this, okay?

#31

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I know I shouldn't have stood on that table and given that awesome speech.

#32

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About how I was the perfect one to lead us into the house

#33

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because of my wonderful grace.

#34

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I know that. I regret it.

#35

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It was a very persuasive speech.

#36

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Oh, she's packing a suitcase.

#37

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I definitely regret you getting quadruple onions on your burger.

#38

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I'm sorry. I didn't realize I was going to be trapped in a closet

#39

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with you for the afternoon.

#40

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I definitely regret being dragged along into this whole thing.

#41

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For what purpose would you have been dragged?

#42

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You nosed your way into this

#43

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like you do with everything.

#44

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- You are nothing but liabilities, Dee. - Oh, come on.

#45

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Loud voice, breath reeks. Nosy.

#46

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Oh, she's leaving. She's leaving.

#47

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- She's gone. - Okay. Okay, okay.

#48

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- I'm gonna call Mac and Charlie. - Okay.

#49

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Guys, come in. Are you there?

#50

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MAC Yes, extraction team.

#51

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What is your status? Have you recovered the artifact yet?

#52

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No. We are off the artifact plan.

#53

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We are not doing the artifact plan anymore.

#54

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It is a stupid plan.

#55

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Negative. It is an awesome plan, okay?

#56

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This family should not have the artifact. It belongs in a museum.

#57

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Belongs in a museum, bro.

#58

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Adults should not be making plans that are based on dumb movies!

#59

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Excuse me? Indiana Jones is a dumb movie?

#60

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- I like the first one. - Oh, God.

#61

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I like him as a character, and some of the...

#62

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Oh, God, come on.

#63

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- Okay, listen. - It's not about that.

#64

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I'm just saying that the plan was genuinely dumb,

#65

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as many of our plans are, I now realize.

#66

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What about your whole speech about,

#67

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"I have the grace of a falcon,

#68

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and I'll be in and out like a demon's whisper"?

#69

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Dude, you stood up on your chair in that burger restaurant

#70

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and said that speech for everybody.

#71

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It was a damn good speech, very persuasive.

#72

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But I regret it now.

#73

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- I got to pee. - No.

#74

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Wait, wait. Dee. Dee! What are you doing?

#75

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She could come back at any moment.

#76

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- Well, what... - Indiana Jones part four

#77

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was dumb, I'll give you that.

#78

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I wouldn't even count it.

#79

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I'm gonna say Temple of Doom's out for me, as well.

#80

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- Is it out for you? - That's also dumb.

#81

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- I liked that one. - Um...

#82

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Guys, can we talk about this later?

#83

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Frank, let's go. We're bailing.

#84

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I ain't going nowhere until I get that vase.

#85

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Forget about the vase, Frank. We're bailing on the vase, okay?

#86

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Frank's right actually, okay? We got to think about the vase.

#87

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We got to think about what's best for the vase.

#88

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Yes, we are men of honor

#89

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who protect artifacts from those who steal them.

#90

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What? You didn't give a shit about them two hours ago.

#91

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So what? Now we do.

#92

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Yeah. What's that have to do with anything?

#93

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Well, we should not be committing crimes based on beliefs that are two hours old.

#94

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Well, then don't read us newspaper articles

#95

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about stolen artifacts that outrage us.

#96

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That article was about how the museum is holding

#97

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an auction to raise money, okay?

#98

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Nothing was stolen. The vase is not stolen.

#99

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with this plan will the vase be stolen.

#101

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Well, you were the ones who escalated us off

#102

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of being the extraction team.

#103

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We could have gotten in and out of there.

#104

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Well, escalate your way back in for all I give a shit.

#105

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- I'm leaving. I quit. - Me too.

#106

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Well, I'm still in. Living on the edge.

#107

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- It's making me feel alive. - Shh!

#108

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Yes! See? Now, Frank, that is why you are on the extraction team.

#109

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Frank's got the attitude. Dennis has the grace.

#110

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- Dee nosed in. - She nosed in.

#111

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Oh, shit. Extraction team!

#113

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There is an SUV pulling up in front of the house.

#114

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Okay, I cannot see the driver's face,

#116

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but the subject appears to have...

#117

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pointed feet of some kind.

#118

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Okay, I'm repeating here. He has pointed feet, so careful now.

#119

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What does that mean? What does that mean?

#120

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He's wearing cowboy boots.

#121

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Yes, I'm seeing now that they are cowboy...

#122

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You know his feet could be pointed on the inside, so let's be...

#123

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They're definitely not pointed on the inside.

#124

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How do you know that?

#125

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- How do you know that? - They're definitely not.

#126

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I mean, I guess I can't say for sure.

#127

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You don't know for sure. Sweetheart?

#128

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You home? Up here, darling!

#129

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Is she coming back up here? Why is she coming back up here?

#130

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Oh, shit, back in the closet. Back in the closet.

#131

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Yippee aye kye yay.

#132

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Hurry.

#133

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- Oh, oh, oh, oh. - What the hell?

#134

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Oh!

#135

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Oh, I just saw her put the vase in the suitcase.

#136

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What? No.

#137

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We can barely even tell if that's a person and a suitcase.

#138

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I have to pee so bad.

#139

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- Deandra, your breath is dog shit. - I know.

#140

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What are you doing home?

#141

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Well, I got a call from the alarm company.

#142

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They said it was the house.

#143

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- This is bad. - Oh, I must have set if off.

#144

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I just popped by to grab a jacket.

#145

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I told you it'd be chilly.

#146

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Yeah, you're always right about that.

#147

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Well, I got an appointment, you know.

#148

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Oh, yeah. I'm heading back to the office.

#149

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- Bye, sugar. - Bye.

#150

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What the hell was that?

#151

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Very strange. That was close.

#152

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- Give me a chip. - No, no. These are my chips.

#153

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- You don't get a chip. - What's going on in there?

#154

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Basically these people are southern and the lady lied to the man.

#155

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Are they gone?

#156

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I don't know. Let's just quietly get out.

#157

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- It's vase time, bitches. - What?

#158

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What? No, no. What are you doing?

#159

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We are in a very dangerous situation here.

#160

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These people are from the south.

#161

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That's weird. People from the south don't usually move up north.

#162

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No, they come up.

#163

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These carpetbaggers come up by the truckload just to steal our artifacts.

#164

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- Carpetbaggers? - Yeah.

#165

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- Give me a chip. - No, you don't get chips, Charlie!

#166

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I mean, God only knows what these people will do to us

#167

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if they catch us.

#168

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These southerners, they probably pray for a home invasion every single day.

#169

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They can't wait to get their hands on home invaders.

#170

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So they can blast 'em with shotguns.

#171

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And do God knows what to them, Frank.

#172

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We'll be lucky if the only thing that happens is we go to jail.

#173

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- We have got to go. - Hey,

#174

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if some hillbilly comes up to me I'm gonna lash him in the face.

#175

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- Ugh. - No, Frank.

#176

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They are always armed to the teeth.

#177

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They will hog-tie us and hang us out on the front lawn or burn us on a cross.

#178

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You're right, man. You got to be careful.

#179

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You know, anytime you find out

#180

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like some dude's got a crazy torture basement or something,

#181

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it's someone from the south.

#182

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- It always is. - Well, extraction team,

#183

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why don't you go down to the basement

#184

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and see if it's some kind of crazy type dungeon.

#185

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Yeah, yeah. Dungeons and tons of guns and...

#186

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Dude, please give me a chip.

#187

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- You're not getting a chip, okay? - Come on!

#188

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Leave me alone with the chips!

#189

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If you wanted chips, you could've gotten a bag at the hamburger store.

#190

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- Don't ask me again! - I can't listen to this shit anymore.

#191

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Ooh! Ah! Hmm...

#192

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Q-tip holder. Shit.

#193

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Oh, problem solved. Can we just get out of here?

#194

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Oh. Wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on. I think you need to see this.

#195

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You are nosing in. Nip it in the bud.

#196

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A whole bunch of tickets to The Jay Leno Show.

#197

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- Who cares? - No, listen to me.

#198

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Who wants to see Jay Leno 15, 16 times?

#199

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- No one. No one wants to see him once. - At all, right?

#200

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I got a theory.

#201

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She's banging Leno. She's having an affair with Leno.

#202

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Frank, if she was banging Jay Leno,

#203

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why would she have to buy a bunch of tickets to his show?

#204

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That's stupid, Frank. Use your head. I've got an idea though.

#205

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She's trying to kill him.

#206

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She's still very upset about the whole Conan thing.

#207

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- Oh, my God! - That's it!

#208

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She's icing Leno.

#209

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She's packing her suitcase. She's sneaking away from her husband.

#210

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Listen to me. These are the theories of lunatics!

#211

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Okay.

#212

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- We have got to get out of here now. - Yes. Mmm-hmm.

#213

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- He's right. Let's go. - No. Back off.

#214

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I ain't leaving until I get that vase.

#215

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Stop it! Stop it!

#216

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He's gonna hurt himself.

#217

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Never should have let him have that whip.

#218

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For God's sake, let's just get out of here.

#219

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Let's go. Come on.

#220

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Okay, I think the back door's this way.

#221

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Dee, you gangly, uncoordinated bitch.

#222

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I am not getting hog-tied over your lack of grace.

#223

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I hope they hog-tie you.

#224

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And then I hope they rape you in their basement for 10 years.

#225

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Dee, listen to me.

#226

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I'm telling you, I have a weird feeling about this.

#227

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If he just randomly comes home

#228

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with some story about the alarm,

#229

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he knows something.

#230

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Look, we should just do it now. Pull the trigger.

#231

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Pull the trigger? What does that mean?

#232

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Who is she talking to?

#233

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What is she talking about pulling the trigger on?

#234

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- I don't know. - I mean, until now,

#235

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I was thinking this southern violence talk was just, you know, bullshit.

#236

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- It was just an escalation of some kind. - Mmm-hmm.

#237

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But now it might not be,

#238

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- you know what I mean? - Mmm-hmm.

#239

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Who is she talking to right now? Who is that person?

#240

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They're gonna pull the trigger on somebody? Jesus Christ.

#241

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I only ask because I think knowing this might help us get out of this mess.

#242

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- You know what I'm saying? - Mmm-hmm. I don't know.

#243

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What is going on with you, Dee?

#244

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You should be nosing into this like crazy right now.

#245

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- I can't hold it anymore. - What?

#246

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The toilet's right behind you, so I'm just gonna go ahead and pee in it.

#247

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Oh, no, no.

#248

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You are just gonna intentionally spray DNA all over the crime scene.

#249

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I'm not gonna spray anything anywhere.

#250

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Are you not familiar with how a woman urinates?

#251

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Yes, I am, Dee, but you cannot flush the toilet.

#252

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It's going to make too much noise.

#253

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Then you're just gonna have a bowlful of evidence.

#254

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Okay, you've got a really good point, but I'm gonna do it anyway,

#255

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- okay, so it's happening. It's happening. - Do not do it. Don't you do it!

#256

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Oh, my God.

#257

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You are all liabilities. Why did you nose your way into this? I hate you.

#258

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Okay,

#259

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I'm gonna go find Mac and Charlie.

#260

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So they can create a diversion so we can get the hell out of here.

#261

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Don't pee with me in the room!

#262

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Right now, yeah. Go ahead and go.

#263

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Oh, thank you, God.

#264

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Mac. Charlie. Come in.

#265

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Mac. Charlie.

#266

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I'm telling you, Charlie, the situation is out of control.

#267

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Let's just get out of here while we still can.

#268

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- Without the guys? - Oh, they're as good as dead.

#269

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There's no telling what those southern people are gonna do to them.

#270

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You're right, man. Know what? We should just get the hell out of here.

#271

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And I mean out of Philadelphia.

#272

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I mean, we should just drive and drive and drive and not look back.

#273

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We should go to Arizona.

#274

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And open up that imported leather shop that we've always talked about.

#275

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Oh, my God, the leathers.

#276

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The tasseled leathers, the turquoise studs on the leathers.

#277

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- All the leather. - Yeah.

#278

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- Okay, do you have the keys on you? - Yeah, let's get the keys.

#279

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Let's get the keys. Let's get out of here.

#280

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Hey, hey, hey, hey. I heard all that.

#281

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- Were you holding down the button? - It was an accident.

#282

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I wasn't... It was just sort of a reflex.

#283

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You're always holding that thing down, and...

#284

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uh, uh, sorry, extraction team. We were having a... A...

#285

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- A leather conversation. - We were...

#286

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Doesn't really... Hey, um, what's the status on the vase?

#287

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Do not take off on us! I repeat, do not take off on us.

#288

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Leather shop in Arizona? Are you serious?

#289

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There are far too many leather shops in Arizona as it is.

#290

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You'll be out of business in a week's time.

#291

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What did you expect us to do, okay? You got us all freaked out in here,

#292

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sitting here waiting for the southerners to tie us up to horses,

#293

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and then have them run in opposite directions, ripping us apart!

#294

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- Yeah! - How are we not supposed to fantasize

#295

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about opening up imported leather shops in Arizona?

#296

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- Give me a chip. - No, you're not getting the chips!

#297

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The chips are off the table, okay?

#298

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- I want a chip! Give me a chip. - Don't bring up the chips.

#299

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He wants chips, and I asked him in the store, Dennis. You were there.

#300

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I said, "Charlie, do you want a bag of chips?"

#301

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He said, "No."

#302

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If you wanted any goddamn chips,

#303

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you should have gotten a goddamn chip at the hamburger shop!

#304

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Stop. Calm down. Listen.

#305

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We need the two of you to create a diversion

#306

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so that we can sneak out of the house.

#307

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She just flushed the toilet.

#308

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Yeah, fine. It's just... Fine. I'm just hungry.

#309

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We'll do a diversion. Oh, shit.

#310

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- I just thought of something. - What?

#311

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What if this vase is cursed, okay?

#312

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Maybe that's why things aren't going well, right?

#313

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If this vase has a curse on it, you do not want to touch it.

#314

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I repeat, do not touch this vase if you see it.

#315

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Pick it up with, like... You know what?

#316

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Get a bag of sand of some sort and, uh...

#317

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- Get... Get Dee to touch it. Is Dee there? - If you find Dee...

#318

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Are you still talking about the vase? The vase is not cursed.

#319

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It's from the 1800s. It was a time of science.

#320

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Jesus, Dee.

#321

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Why did you flush the toilet?

#322

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Well, you had me all freaked out about spray and DNA evidence.

#323

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What... What's going on with Mac and Charlie?

#324

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It's... I can't get them to stay focused.

#325

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They keep escalating the conversation into evil curses.

#326

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And opening leather shops in Arizona.

#327

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- A leather shop in Arizona? - Yeah.

#328

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Well, they'd be out of business in a week's time.

#329

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- That's exactly what I said. - We need to split 'em up.

#330

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That's a good idea. How do you propose we do that?

#331

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Hey, Charlie. Hey, it's Dee. Listen.

#332

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Uh, how come Mac's the only one

#333

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who gets to push the button on the walkie?

#334

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Uh...

#335

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let me get back to you on that.

#336

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Where are you guys? I'm in a little girl's room.

#337

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Frank, get back here. Mac and Charlie are gonna do a diversion.

#338

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No way. The little bitch has got a suitcase.

#339

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I'll bet the vase is in it.

#340

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- No, I doubt that. - Yeah.

#341

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At this point, I doubt that this is even the family mentioned in the article.

#342

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Frilly little dress,

#343

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pink nightie.

#344

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Holy hell!

#345

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There's a teddy bear and it's got something hard in it.

#346

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I'll bet the wife put the vase

#347

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in the teddy bear to steal it from the husband.

#348

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No, no, that is absolute insanity.

#349

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I'm gonna gut this thing.

#350

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- No, no, no, no. - No, no, no, Frank.

#351

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Hi. I'm Elbert. I love you.

#352

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Hi. I'm Elbert. I love you.

#353

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- Hi. I'm Elbert. I love you. - Shut up!

#354

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- Hi. I'm Elbert. I love you. - Shut... Shut up.

#355

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That is outrageous. That is an outrageous amount of noise.

#356

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- Hi. I'm Elbert. I love you. - That's loud.

#357

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Okay. I got to smother it.

#358

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- Frank, do not. - Frank, stop it.

#359

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- Hi. I'm Elbert. I love you. - Shut...

#360

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- Hi. I'm Elbert... - Are you kidding me?

#361

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God damn it.

#362

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How have we not been caught at this point?

#363

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Hey. What's up, guys?

#364

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Charlie, what are you doing here?

#365

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I snuck in.

#366

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Mac was, like, being a dick about the walkie-talkie.

#367

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You know, how we wouldn't let me push the button and stuff. Dick.

#368

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So he can just sneak in, but we can't seem to sneak out?

#369

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It wasn't easy. There's a ton of closets in this house.

#370

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I didn't know which closet you were in, okay? I had to look in a lot.

#371

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All right, well now that we've split you two idiots up,

#372

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maybe we can finally get Mac to do a diversion.

#373

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Hi, Mama. I'm home.

#374

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Jesus Christ. Now there's a kid in the house?

#375

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Mac, dude, a kid just walked into the house. A little heads up.

#376

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Could you hold on one second, Dennis?

#377

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Okay, so that's a double-double cheeseburger meal

#378

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with a extra-large chocolate shake?

#379

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Um, can you go ahead and throw an extra double cheeseburger on there, please?

#380

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'Cause I'm very hungry.

#381

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Now is not the time to run off and get a hamburger.

#382

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- We need your help! - I didn't just run off, dude.

#383

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- I'm coming back. - Well, we need you to come back now.

#384

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We need you to create a diversion. We have got to get out of this house.

#385

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What happened to Charlie's diversion?

#386

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Charlie doesn't know what a diversion is apparently.

#387

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He just ran directly into the house.

#388

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Fine. I'll be right back.

#389

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- Okay, great. Thank you. - Hey, get chips this time.

#390

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- I'm not getting you chips! - You tell him I want chips.

#391

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- He got mad at me for not getting... - Shut up.

#392

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Well, you know what? I'll be a plumber.

#393

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I'll knock on the front door, tell them I got a deal on pipes,

#394

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you guys run out the back.

#395

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That's a little elaborate, but okay.

#396

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Ooh, I'll do a Swedish accent!

#397

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Now, you do not do a Swedish accent. You don't know how to do one.

#398

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And you don't need to, dude. These people don't know who you are!

#399

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I can't just tell them that we're there to steal their artifact, Dennis.

#400

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There is a huge amount of middle ground

#401

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between those two things.

#402

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I'm a Swedish plumber. I'm here to fix your pipes.

#403

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That's a good accent.

#404

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Do a Philadelphia accent if you insist on it.

#405

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I'm not going to do a Philadelphia accent.

#406

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I'm gonna do a Swedish accent because that's what Indy would do.

#407

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This will work, Dennis. This will work.

#408

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Don't worry about it, and don't worry about anything.

#409

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I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you!

#410

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Well, guys, looks like we're on our own.

#411

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Let's just make our move. How'd you sneak in here?

#412

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Front door.

#413

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Let's just...

#414

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Front door? You just walked right in the front door?

#415

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Well, I ran. I had a little hustle going. But, yeah, front door.

#416

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Mmm-hmm.

#417

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I'm beginning to think we should just walk right out the front door then.

#418

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I'm beginning to think that this family has zero awareness of their surroundings.

#419

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- Let's go. Let's just go. - Oh, my God.

#420

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So tell me, Madison, do you like Disneyland?

#421

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- Yeah. - Okay, hold, hold, hold.

#422

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Well, we are going there right now.

#423

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Surprise!

#424

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I already packed your suitcase.

#425

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Did you pack Binky? Well, no, I packed Elbert.

#426

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I don't want Elbert. I want Binky.

#427

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Go grab your Binky and hurry up, 'cause we got to go!

#428

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- They're taking a family trip. - Frank, Frank, Frank. Frank!

#429

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Little girl coming your way.

#430

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I'm gonna whip this little bitch in the face if she makes a peep.

#431

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Binky. Binky, Binky, Binky.

#432

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Binky!

#433

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We are assholes.

#434

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No one is planning to murder Jay Leno or anyone else.

#435

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This is a nice woman planning a surprise California vacation.

#436

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Dangerous family? No.

#437

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Barry! What took you so long?

#438

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Mama, how come Barry's here?

#439

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Oh, well, uh, he's coming with us to Disneyland instead of Daddy.

#440

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How'd you like it if we could go to Disneyland every day?

#441

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Are we going to California? Without Daddy?

#442

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- Well, I'll be your new daddy. - Uh-oh.

#443

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- Come on. Yes. - Oh, my God, did you hear that?

#444

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- What does that mean, new daddy? - She's having an affair,

#445

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and they're all going to Disneyland.

#446

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Oh!

#447

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Barry, I followed you, you son of a bitch.

#448

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- That's the dad. - He's home.

#449

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Oh, my God. Dad's home.

#450

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Oh, my God. So they're gonna confront each other.

#451

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- This is bad. - How could you do this to me?

#452

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Do you still love me?

#453

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I don't know anymore.

#454

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- Messy. - It's not good when the kids get involved.

#455

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- Look, I love her, man. - Very sad.

#456

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...or so help me I will beat the hell out of you.

#457

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- Shit. - Let's just make a break for it.

#458

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No! Are you kidding me? This whole thing's coming to a head right now.

#459

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There's gonna be a massacre out there. I don't want to...

#460

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Everybody shut up!

#461

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Now, let's all just calm down.

#462

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We'll talk this thing out like a family.

#463

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I don't care if it takes all night.

#464

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Oh, God, no. All night?

#465

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I can't do all night, you guys. I don't have it in me.

#466

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Screw it.

#467

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Let's just walk right out.

#468

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They're not gonna notice. They got a lot on their...

#469

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- Walk right out. - Their marriage is falling apart.

#470

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- Walk right out. - They got too much on their plate.

#471

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- I'm just gonna walk right out. - Keep your eyes down. Let's do it.

#472

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I'm trying to make this work.

#473

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But if you want to go, you can go.

#474

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But you're not taking my little girl.

#475

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Oh.

#476

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- Hello. - Hey.

#477

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- Hello! I am a Swedish plumber... - No, no. Uh, Mac.

#478

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Hey, Frank, we're out of here!

#479

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Yo! Oh.

#480

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The vase!

#481

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Shit!

#482

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- All right, we'll just, uh... - Okay. Yeah. All right.

#483

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Why don't we... Why don't we head out?

#484

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- Should've sideways'd it. - Nah. We should just...

#485

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Thank you.

#486

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- It was weird that they were Asian, right? - Yeah.

#487

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- It's very weird. - Yeah. Was not expecting that.

#488

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