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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 7, Episode 7 — Chardee MacDennis - The Game of Games

So what do you guys wanna do today?

#1

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- I don't know. - We could sing a song.

#2

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We just ate. We're drinking.

#3

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Hey, you know what? Mac's coming over here pretty soon.

#4

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Mac's always got something.

#5

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- He'll have a plan... - He always has something.

#6

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And he'll get us into something good.

#7

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we're having a hard time getting into something good.

#9

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- Oh, there he is. There he is! - Good timing!

#10

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Mac in the house.

#11

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Mac in the house.

#12

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Mac in the house.

#13

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Got some news...

#14

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- Got some news for me? - Lay it on us.

#15

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- What's your news? - No, what's your news?

#16

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- Give us the news. - Oh, I don't have any news.

#17

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I thought you guys have news.

#18

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- You usually fire... - You always come in hot with news.

#19

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Yeah, what's the plan?

#20

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Oh.

#21

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I got nothin'.

#22

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That's disappointing.

#24

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You usually fire in here with something.

#25

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- Yeah. - I've actually been kinda bored today.

#26

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- We're bored over here. - You guys bored too?

#27

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We are bored out of our goddamn minds.

#28

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You got no plan? Didn't run into a thing or...

#29

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Don't you remember, love

#30

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We built this city

#31

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We built this city on rock and roll

#32

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Oh.

#33

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Wait.

#34

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Guys, I know what we can do.

#35

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You do?

#36

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Let's play Chardee MacDennis.

#37

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- Yes! Yes! - No!

#38

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- No! - No, no.

#39

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- No! 'Cause we're not playing it. - Yes!

#40

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What's Chardee MacDennis?

#41

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Chardee MacDennis is an awesome board game

#42

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that we came up with many years ago on a day much like today.

#43

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- That sounds like fun. - It is not fun.

#44

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Chardee! Chardee!

#45

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No, we're not playing it! We're not playing it!

#46

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Don't start chanting it.

#47

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Because we're not playing that stupid game!

#48

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What's the big deal? It's only a game.

#50

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It's not just a game!

#51

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It's a war.

#52

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Chardee MacDennis, the Game of Games.

#53

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Now what we did is, we took our favorite aspects

#54

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of a bunch of different board games and we mashed 'em all together.

#55

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We did the same thing with the name, 'cause we couldn't agree upon one.

#56

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Now the point of the game is actually quite simple.

#57

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It's a race to the finish

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from level one to level three.

#59

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- This is the board. - Yes.

#60

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And we start at level one, which is "Mind."

#61

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That consists of trivia, puzzles and artistry.

#62

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Yes. It is also the level

#63

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Whoa! You get to drink during the game?

#65

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Uh, drinking is the game, Frank.

#66

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- It's the whole point of it. - I'm not gonna play any game

#67

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- in which I'm not getting annihilated. - Yes.

#68

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Moving on to level two, which is "Body".

#69

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- Physical challenge, pain and endurance. - Uh-hmm.

#70

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- That's the beer level. - Yes, and level three is "Spirit".

#71

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Emotional battery and public humiliation.

#72

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Boom. Hard-alcohol level.

#73

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What the hell are you doing, Deandra?

#74

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Oh, this is very important, Frank.

#75

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We gotta nail the board down to the bar,

#76

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because at a certain point during the game,

#77

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Mac's gonna get very pissed off 'cause he's not doing very well.

#78

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He's gonna try and flip the board over.

#79

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He's right. It's for the best.

#80

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I will forget later that it's nailed down.

#81

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- He will. - Okay, here's a big one.

#82

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There's a 15 minute time limit to the game.

#83

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Fifteen minutes doesn't seem like a long time for a game.

#84

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Well, there's a fair amount of clock stoppages.

#85

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Yeah, each team gets three time-outs.

#86

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There's a halftime, post-level breaks, a two-minute warning

#87

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and a significant amount of injury stoppages.

#88

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Hence the first-aid kit.

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Now, pay very close attention to this next part.

#90

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Each team must collect a certain number of cards at each level

#91

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in order to progress to the next level.

#92

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And the first team to complete all three levels wins the game.

#93

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And the winner... Ooh.

#94

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The winner gets a sweet prize.

#95

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Nice!

#96

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What's the prize?

#97

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The winner gets to smash the other team's game pieces.

#98

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- Yeah. - That's the prize?

#99

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You get to smash the team's game pieces?

#100

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Oh, it's incredibly gratifying.

#101

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Oh, it's awesome, Frank.

#102

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Now these are our game pieces.

#103

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Nice, right?

#104

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And these...

#105

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are Mac and Charlie's pieces.

#106

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Look at the condition that they're in.

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Pretty pathetic.

#108

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As you can see from the state that these pieces are in,

#109

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Mac and Charlie have never, ever,

#110

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in the history of Chardee MacDennis, won the game.

#111

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You never won?

#112

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Never won once?

#113

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No. It's almost statistically impossible

#114

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to play that many games and never win, but...

#115

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It's truly an anomaly.

#116

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We haven't won yet, all right?

#117

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- But maybe this is our time. All right? - I mean, yeah.

#118

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- It is gonna happen. - Watch out! Watch out!

#119

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Yeah. I'm gonna slit throats.

#120

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- Nice. - Ack!

#121

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I love this game! I want in!

#122

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Okay, I want to be Mac and Charlie's partner.

#123

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- That seems fair to me, and I'll say why. - Mmm-hmm.

#124

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Because, you see, Frank's mind is still fairly strong,

#125

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but his body's very, very weak, so I think it's a wash.

#126

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And his spirit's garbage, so I'm okay with it too.

#127

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- Right. - Hang on a second, dude.

#128

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You can't just jump on our team.

#129

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Let us talk about this.

#130

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All right, first of all, we got a team photo, right?

#131

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- Okay, yeah. - So we're gonna have to decide,

#132

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you know, do we get a new team photo with or without you?

#133

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Plus, we have a whole new strategy to come up with, you know.

#134

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Although, our strategy has never worked.

#135

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And I hate the team photo.

#136

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Okay. You know what?

#137

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- Just join our team. - You're on the team.

#138

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Don't touch me.

#139

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Don't touch me.

#140

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Yes, and the Golden Geese

#141

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are very much looking forward to another annihilation.

#142

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Yes, we are. Now, in the spirit of tradition,

#143

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I would like to propose that we begin the ritual of sportsmanship.

#144

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- Good luck to you, sir. - And you, sir.

#145

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I do hope you have a good game, miss.

#146

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And you, sir.

#147

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Why the hell are youse talkin' like that?

#148

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Well, this is an important part of the process, Frank.

#149

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Gives the illusion of respect for your opponent.

#150

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Things are about to get real dark, real quick, Frank.

#151

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It's nice to start off on a positive note.

#152

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Oh, that reminds me.

#153

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Once the game officially begins, you are not allowed to ask any questions.

#154

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Yes! In fact, if you do, don't say a question.

#155

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Look it up in the book of rules, okay?

#156

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Jesus Christ!

#157

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Oh, I think I understand.

#158

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No, you haven't begun to understand, Frank, but that's okay.

#159

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You'll get it as we go along, like every other board game.

#160

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Dee, how much time?

#161

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Uh, 10 seconds.

#162

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Ah! Perfect! Okay, gentlemen.

#163

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Suck my dick.

#164

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What the shit are you doing?

#165

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God damn it, Frank.

#166

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You asked a question. God damn it.

#167

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Frank, Mac, Charlie, drink for five seconds.

#168

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Yeah, drink, drink, drink!

#169

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This is how we get psyched up before each level.

#170

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Yeah, that's our Maori war dance.

#171

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It's how we demonstrate intimidation.

#172

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Shows off our physical prowess!

#173

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All right, Dee, put two more minutes on the clock.

#174

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- Let's go. - Yep.

#175

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Gentlemen,

#176

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level one begins.

#177

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Okay, first card is trivia.

#178

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Okay, Dee, answer this question correctly, we get the card.

#179

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- If not, they get a chance to steal. - Yes.

#180

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All right, what is the greatest band in the world?

#181

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Chumbawamba.

#182

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Oh, correct! Nice!

#183

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Whoa! That's not trivia.

#184

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That doesn't make sense.

#185

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Well, we made up all these questions, Frank,

#186

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so there's gonna be a lot of opinion.

#187

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Yeah, really it's more of a memory game than anything else.

#188

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- But drink. - Drink, bitch.

#189

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- Let's go. - All right, whatever. Our turn. Our turn.

#190

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- Here we go. Ready, Charlie? - Yeah.

#191

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No puzzles, no puzzles, no puzzles, no puzzles, no puzzles...

#192

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- Trivia! - Trivia!

#193

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I can do trivia, baby.

#194

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Oh, dude, and you definitely wrote this one.

#195

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- Nice. - Lay it on me! Lay it on me!

#196

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Question, "Dennis is asshole.

#197

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Why Charlie hate?"

#198

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I know this.

#199

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I know. I know.

#200

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I don't think I wrote that.

#201

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You definitely wrote this one, Charlie.

#202

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Who else would have written this?

#203

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- Uh, I'm not remembering that. - Oh, my God.

#204

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- I don't think I wrote that one. - Of course you did!

#205

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How many other illiterates are in the...

#206

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Just throw out a guess.

#207

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- Pass. - No!

#208

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- You pass? - Pass?

#209

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Don't... No, he didn't... He didn't pass.

#210

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- He didn't pass. - Just throw out a guess.

#211

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Any guess, come on.

#212

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- Pass. - Son of a bitch!

#213

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I can't think of one.

#214

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- All right, chance to steal. - Oh!

#215

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Because Dennis is a bastard, man.

#216

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That's what it is.

#217

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- I definitely wrote that. - That was it, right?

#218

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- Yeah! - Two cards. Two cards.

#219

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Two cards.

#220

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I was mad at you about something.

#221

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- I wrote that. - Doesn't matter.

#222

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Next card is Artistry.

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And it's an all play, so pay attention, guys.

#224

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All play. All play.

#225

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"The artist from your team

#226

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must draw the clue from the card on your teammate's back.

#227

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The teammate must guess the clue based solely on feel."

#228

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You ready?

#229

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I'm going to pass the card over to the drawer.

#230

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I draw. I draw. All right?

#231

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Yeah, I don't want to have to read it.

#232

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Oh, this is hard.

#233

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- All right, ready? - All right. All right. All right.

#234

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- You guys ready? - Yeah.

#235

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- Begin! - Go, go, go, go, go!

#236

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Hey, go!

#237

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Uh, uh, bird?

#238

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I'm not getting it, dude.

#239

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That's because it's impossible to draw.

#240

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I don't know how to...

#241

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Jesus, Dee, your back is so bony and crooked and all over the place,

#242

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I can't get a flat surface.

#243

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- Anger! - Let me have it.

#244

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Let Frank go. Let Frank go, go, go, go.

#245

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Oh, if only the answer was ribs.

#246

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Go, go. Frank, give me... Give me the...

#247

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Kicking. Yeah. Kicking.

#248

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He got it. He got it!

#249

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Yeah. I forgot about your stupid, strange connection with each other.

#250

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We get the card. We get the card.

#251

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Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink.

#252

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No puzzles, no puzzles, no puzzles, no puzzles.

#253

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Chance!

#254

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Chance.

#255

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This is a great one, Frank.

#256

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We stole this straight from Monopoly.

#257

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It could be good.

#258

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- It could be bad. - Mmm-hmm.

#259

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- That's the chance. - Got it.

#260

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Oh! It's like the best one.

#261

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"Take the money from everyone's pockets."

#262

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- That's, like, the best one. - Oh, shit. Goddamn it.

#263

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Foo-foo, fork over, foo-foo.

#264

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That's the best card there is.

#265

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Relax.

#266

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Frank, I don't know what you're so excited for.

#267

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- Give me your money. - What?

#268

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I'm on your team.

#269

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Frank, the card says, "Take the money from everyone's pockets."

#270

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Everyone. You are everyone.

#271

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- Charlie gave up his 50 cents. - I got $500 in my pocket.

#272

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I'm not putting my money on the table.

#273

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- You gotta do it, dude. That's the game. - Give it to me.

#274

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- That's a part of the game, Frank. - Let me see that card.

#275

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No. If you're gonna play the game...

#276

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- Let me see that card. - That's not a part of the game.

#277

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- Let him see the card. - Show him the card.

#278

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- Show him the card. - Let him see the card.

#279

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"Swallow this card whole."

#280

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- Oh! - Cheating!

#281

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- Cheating! - That's cheating.

#282

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You've been caught cheating.

#283

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Time's stopped.

#284

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You've been caught cheating.

#285

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We're on the same team, dude.

#286

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Look, Frank, cheating is tolerated. It's accepted.

#287

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It's like a big part of the game,

#288

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but if you get caught cheating, they advance to the next level.

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- Goddamn it. - You ruined my scheme.

#290

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Well, you know, in his defense, you were trying to steal his money.

#291

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It was not the time to cheat, dude.

#292

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- Enjoy that. - Only one card down.

#293

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Yeah, well, it's too late now.

#294

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- What's done is done, so... - Uh-oh.

#295

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

#296

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yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

#297

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To the Game of Games!

#298

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Yes, Frank, good. You're getting it.

#299

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Very civil. Mmm.

#300

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Can questions now I ask that clock stop-ed?

#301

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Okay, just 'cause you jumble up the words

#302

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doesn't make it not a question,

#303

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but the answer is yes.

#304

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When the clock is stopped, all rules are off and civility reigns.

#305

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- Yes. - Okay. They advance. Do we?

#306

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Ah. Yes. I'll explain it to you, Frank.

#307

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It can get a little confusing.

#308

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They are now in level two.

#309

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Which means they need only two cards

#310

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to advance to level three.

#311

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We are still in level one.

#312

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It's a goddamn mind-boggler.

#313

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Yeah, I've never really understood it.

#314

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But the point is, if Mac's telling you what to do, listen.

#315

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Okay.

#316

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Now at level two, there is no more cursing.

#317

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Oh, yeah.

#318

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Big-time level two rule.

#319

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Where we at here? Where we at?

#320

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All right. Oh, gentlemen, it's time.

#321

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Oh, is it? Kick it!

#322

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You flinch, you lose.

#323

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Here we go.

#324

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- Didn't wince. - It's all right.

#325

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- Nothing. Not even a... - All right. All right.

#326

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- Oh! - Aw, come on.

#327

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Nothing.

#328

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The problem is, his hands are like...

#329

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So tiny.

#330

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If Dee had gotten this, we could have just...

#331

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- Obliterated those giant paws. - All right. I got... I got it.

#332

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I'm gonna put it right in the center of his hand.

#333

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Do it. Do it.

#334

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Oh!

#335

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Cheese and crepes!

#336

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All right, hit him, hit him!

#337

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Dadgummit!

#338

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Let me have a go at it.

#339

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- Yeah. - Yeah, here.

#340

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Nice! Wait for it.

#341

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Wait for it.

#342

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- Cheese and crepes. - Son of a gun.

#343

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Cheese and crepes!

#344

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Dee,

#345

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we'll be taking this card.

#346

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- Cheese and crow. - All right, it's our turn.

#347

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- Let's go get the cards. - Let's do it.

#348

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No, puzzles, no, puzzles, no puzzles, no puzzles,

#349

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no puzzles, no puzzles, no puzzles, no puzzles,

#350

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no puzzles, no puzzles, no puzzles, no puzzles, no puzzles, no puzzles...

#351

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Chance.

#352

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- Chance. Okay. - Okay, all right.

#353

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Okay, could be good. Could be bad.

#354

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"Go to jail. Do not pass.

#355

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Go. Do not collect $200."

#356

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Sand of a bunch.

#357

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Sand of a bunch.

#358

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All right, we take our pieces, we put 'em in jail.

#359

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Oh, no, no, no, no. Frank, see, you don't get it.

#360

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There's no jail on the board, so you go in there.

#361

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- You gotta be kidding me. - Mmm-mmm.

#362

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No, jail's a dog kennel.

#363

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You can get out, but you're not gonna like how.

#364

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You gotta eat a cake.

#365

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- That's sounds good. - It's not.

#366

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You have to eat the ingredients of a cake.

#367

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- Aw, shit. - One, by one...

#368

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- Oh! - Oh!

#369

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Stop the clock!

#370

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- Dude! - You cursed!

#371

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Aw! I hate this game.

#372

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I hate this game.

#373

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All right, all right, all right.

#374

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We drink for five seconds.

#375

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No, you're not getting it.

#376

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In level two, the other team counts.

#377

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Four...

#378

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five...

#379

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Awful.

#380

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- No more cursing. - No more cursing.

#381

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Get in jail.

#382

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Let's go.

#383

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Yeah. You might want to brush up on some of these rules

#384

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- while you're in there too, pal. - Yeah.

#385

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That's a good idea. Let him read the rule book.

#386

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Yeah.

#387

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All right, our turn.

#388

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Ooh, all play.

#389

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"Physical challenge...

#390

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The Grape Gobble."

#391

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Oh, nice!

#392

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Grape Gobble's my thing, man.

#393

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Charlie's favorite board game?

#394

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Hungry Hungry Hippos.

#395

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Hungry Hungry Hippos.

#396

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Ready, set, go.

#397

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Go, go, go.

#398

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Go, Charlie. Go, Charlie. Go.

#399

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Put my cage on the bar so I can see.

#400

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Shut up, dog.

#401

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Gobble, gobble, come on.

#402

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Come on, Dee. Go, go, go.

#403

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- And time. - Ho! Ho!

#404

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That's time.

#405

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Oh, no.

#406

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- It's only five. I only got five. - Oh, sheets!

#407

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- Bed sheets! - Yeah!

#408

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You definitely got more than five.

#409

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Yeah, yeah! I ate, like, 12!

#410

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Wait, wait. Whoa, whoa.

#411

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You're not supposed to eat them.

#412

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The rule is you're sup...

#413

⇓

You're not supposed to eat them.

#414

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There's no way we can tell how many you...

#415

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We win the level.

#416

⇓

- We have Big Bubble. - We get the card!

#417

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- We're on level three. - We get on level three. Level three now.

#418

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- Wait, they're still inside me! - It's still inside him.

#419

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- Yeah, let... - I can get them out!

#420

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- Doesn't matter! - Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter now.

#421

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Golden Geese!

#422

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Golden Geese!

#423

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

#424

⇓

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

#425

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We move on to level three!

#426

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I hate this game! I hate this game!

#427

⇓

- Oh, no, this part. Oh, my God. - Oh.

#428

⇓

- Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, I know this game.

#429

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Board flipping.

#430

⇓

Cheating.

#431

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I'm so sick from that cake stuff.

#432

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Well, you shouldn't have even eaten it, man,

#433

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'cause the game's gonna be over in a second.

#434

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They're gonna kill us.

#435

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Hold on a second.

#436

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I got a plan.

#437

⇓

When I was in the cage, I had the book.

#438

⇓

Save it, Frank.

#439

⇓

There's no way we can beat them, okay?

#440

⇓

They are tailor-made for level three.

#441

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Last time we played, Dee got "Emotional Battery."

#442

⇓

We berated that bitch for, like, two straight hours.

#443

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I mean, really personal stuff.

#444

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Way over the line.

#445

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The kind of stuff that cuts you to the core, you know?

#446

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She held it together without a single tear.

#447

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Dude, when her two minutes were up, she cried for a month straight.

#448

⇓

- Yeah, it was really sad. - Every day, crying all day long.

#449

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She talked about taking too many pills.

#450

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I think she tried to kill herself.

#451

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She did, she did.

#452

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I saw it, but I didn't tell you about it.

#453

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Are you bitches ready for round three?

#454

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'Cause you're going down, clowns.

#455

⇓

Dennis, I want to tell you something.

#456

⇓

- Yeah? - I hope I get "emotional battery"

#457

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this time from them,

#458

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because this is why...

#459

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You guys, you always emotional batter me.

#460

⇓

And I'm gonna... I'm fine with it.

#461

⇓

I don't care about it. I'm getting good at it now.

#462

⇓

So that's something that I hope for this game.

#463

⇓

- Okay. - Let me help you with that.

#464

⇓

- Oh, Frank. - Frank, come on!

#465

⇓

Okay, so I broke another rule.

#466

⇓

- Oh, you did? - Oh, you broke a rule?

#467

⇓

Don't rat us out if it's a rule!

#468

⇓

Probably not a rule. Let's keep playing.

#469

⇓

- It probably is a rule. - I don't think it's a rule.

#470

⇓

- I think it is. - Rule 463...

#471

⇓

"When a player spills his or her drink,

#472

⇓

his or her team has to chug the opponents' drinks."

#473

⇓

You are a terrible,

#474

⇓

- terrible teammate. - I don't want to chug

#475

⇓

hard alcohol on top of all this wine.

#476

⇓

- It's like... - No, that's okay.

#477

⇓

- You don't have to do it. - You don't have to,

#478

⇓

because you guys are in level one.

#479

⇓

You can't even drink hard alcohol anyway.

#480

⇓

They're trying to trick us, 'cause then we'll not drink it,

#481

⇓

and it'll be a rule that we had to drink it.

#482

⇓

- We're playing the game. - No, no, it's fine.

#483

⇓

No tricking us. We're playing the game.

#484

⇓

- We're playing the game. - It's Chardee MacDennis.

#485

⇓

This tastes like water.

#486

⇓

- This is water. - Aha!

#487

⇓

I knew it!

#488

⇓

- Well... - I knew it was water.

#489

⇓

When he threw his beer in my face, I could taste it.

#490

⇓

Shut up, dog!

#491

⇓

- Cheaters! Cheaters! - Yeah, cheaters.

#492

⇓

- You've been cheating! - We caught you cheating!

#493

⇓

Eff you in the "A"! Eff you in the "A"!

#494

⇓

Eff you in the "A"!

#495

⇓

- Congratulations, all right? - Fudge on crackers, all right?

#496

⇓

- Mr. Falconing sons of birds. - Motherfathers,

#497

⇓

you've caught us cheating

#498

⇓

for the first time in, like, 18 games.

#499

⇓

If the team ahead gets caught cheating,

#500

⇓

then the team behind jumps to their level, which means...

#501

⇓

- Level three! - Level three!

#502

⇓

Level three!

#503

⇓

- Okay. - We've never been to level three before.

#504

⇓

I'm going to level three! I'll see you in level three!

#505

⇓

Yep, yep, yep, yep.

#506

⇓

We're going to level three

#507

⇓

We are the team going to level three

#508

⇓

That was the buzzer.

#509

⇓

Oh.

#510

⇓

The timer's never gone off before.

#511

⇓

So what does that mean?

#512

⇓

Wait, look that up, because you guys always win before the timer goes off so.

#513

⇓

It means we have to draw the black card.

#514

⇓

I don't remember a black card.

#515

⇓

- There's a black card? - What's the black card?

#516

⇓

- I don't remember. - I don't remember

#517

⇓

- a black card at all. - Black.

#518

⇓

Guys, this could be some dark shit right here.

#519

⇓

- Here it is. - This is gonna be a battle to the death.

#520

⇓

Ooh!

#521

⇓

- Oh, that's scary. - All right, read it.

#522

⇓

Open it, open it, open it, open it!

#523

⇓

Brace yourself. Get ready.

#524

⇓

- Here I go. - Huh?

#525

⇓

- What do we... Why... - I don't know.

#526

⇓

- I don't know. - Read it.

#527

⇓

"In the event of a tie, a winner must be chosen.

#528

⇓

There can be only one.

#529

⇓

And so it comes to this.

#530

⇓

Flip...a... coin."

#531

⇓

Flip a goddamn coin?

#532

⇓

- That's what we came up with? - Flip a coin.

#533

⇓

That's lame as shit.

#534

⇓

Oh, now I remember. When we were writing the rules,

#535

⇓

at one point, we just got really bored, and we phoned it in.

#536

⇓

That is so lame!

#537

⇓

No, it's awesome.

#538

⇓

Think about this, Mac.

#539

⇓

They can't out-cheat us, they can't outsmart us.

#540

⇓

This isn't about, like, physical endurance or anything like that.

#541

⇓

This is just up to the gods right now, Mac!

#542

⇓

And there's a 50-50 chance we're winning this whole thing, right now.

#543

⇓

No.

#544

⇓

- Tails never fails. - Tails never fails!

#545

⇓

- Tails never fails. - Tails never fails.

#546

⇓

Frank, we're taking tails!

#547

⇓

- All right, all right, just flip the coin. - All right.

#548

⇓

Flip that coin. Flip that coin! Flip that coin!

#549

⇓

Flip that coin!

#550

⇓

Flip that coin!

#551

⇓

Flip that coin!

#552

⇓

Yes!

#553

⇓

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

#554

⇓

Ah! That felt good.

#555

⇓

Losers.

#556

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