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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 7, Episode 6 — The Storm of the Century

We're looking at one of the most powerful storm systems

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ever to hit the Philadelphia area, folks.

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As the hurricane moves up the East Coast,

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we're already starting to feel its impact with heavy winds,

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and everyone is bracing themselves for torrential rainfall.

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Oh, my God.

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I've never seen anything of this magnitude.

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I can't believe how severe this is.

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They get bigger and bigger every year.

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JACKIE We're expecting 20 to 30 inches.

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Philadelphia, this is dangerous.

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Stay indoors and be safe.

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Well, I, for one, would like to meet this Jackie Denardo,

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and see if her breasts are as staggering in person.

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Guys, maybe we should get a 3-D TV.

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The breasts are only gonna keep getting bigger,

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and we need the latest technology to keep up.

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Are you guys kidding me? You're focused on boobies

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at a time when a massive storm

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is about to hit Philadelphia?

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It's a hurricane we're talking about.

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She's talking about it, and, you know,

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we're sort of listening and we're enjoying her breasts.

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- Just let us have this. - Yeah.

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The breasts make you care about the weather

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- in a really good way, not... - Right.

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Guys, maybe she's right.

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I mean, maybe we are too focused on this woman's breasts.

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- Switch it to the other news channel. - ...Channel 5 News.

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Amigos, tenemos.

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Cha-cha-cha!

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Oh, man! It's internacional! It's on every channel.

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These are the breasts we should focus on.

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Hey-ho! What's up?

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What are you wearing?

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I got all riled up by the weather report.

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Ain't a drop of rain out there.

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I put this old trash bag on to be protected.

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Yeah, you did it for nothing, huh?

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Yeah, it's media hype.

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Hyping up the storm, making people all nervous about it.

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I don't know, Frank. I don't think this is hype,

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'cause they're calling it the "Storm of the century".

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Well, I'll tell you what, Dee, because you might be right,

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I think it's worth switching over to the other channel.

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Because I feel like the coverage was a little bit more extensive.

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As you can see behind me...

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Oh! Look at that!

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- Oh, come on! - Oh! Yeah!

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I'm broadcasting to you live

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from the All American Home Center

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where shoppers are facing long lines to buy supplies

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- for the hurricane expected... - Oh.

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They're talking about evacuating the city.

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Maybe this is more serious than we thought.

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Yeah, it's serious. It's a Category 5 storm.

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We've got to get ready.

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Oh, shit.

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Dude, maybe the Mexicans were right.

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What are you talking about?

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The Mexicans predicted that the world was gonna end in 2012.

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That was the Mayans, dude.

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Mayans, Mexicans... what's the difference?

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One difference is that the Mayans are extinct.

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Yeah, the Mexicans killed them.

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No, the Spaniards banged the Mayans,

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turned them into Mexicans.

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Oh, guys, this doesn't look good.

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Okay, we're now getting unconfirmed reports

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of sporadic looting in cities along the East Coast.

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People are looting now? Come on.

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Ah, it's the media. They hype the storm.

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They hype the looting. It's all for ratings.

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Whatever, either way, I think we should head up to higher ground,

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you know, get to the Poconos.

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Nah, you don't want to go up in the mountains. Are you crazy?

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That's just putting you closer to the storm.

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You want to go low, low as can be.

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You know what?

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We gotta stop pussy-dicking around here, okay?

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It's time to get in the bunker.

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Bunker? What bunker?

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Yeah, we converted this old storage closet

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into a place where we could ride out Y2K.

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Y2K!

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Perfect example of how the press hypes everything to no end and nothing happens.

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Well, we know that now, Frank, but back then, we were pretty scared.

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Yeah, but why were we so scared?

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Well, Dee got us all worked up

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about the computers taking over mankind,

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and then she had us build this bunker.

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Yeah, robopocalypse, machines communicating with each other

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and conspiring to destroy the human race.

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- That is complete nonsense, Deandra. - Is it nonsense?

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Is it nonsense? Or is it nonsense that we rely solely on computers

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to run every aspect of our lives, huh?

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- Hysterical. She's hysterical. - Calm down.

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Here, come check out the bunker.

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It's pretty cool.

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What the hell?

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What the hell happened to the bunker?

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We, uh, we raided the bunker directly after Y2K.

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Well, now it's empty.

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Now there's nothing in here for us to use.

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And why is there a condom wrapper on the floor?

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You've probably been banging in the bunker, right?

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- Guilty. - I've been watching him bang in here.

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- Have you? - Weird. Weird.

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The bunker's for emergencies. This is not a joke.

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- Yeah, well, whatever, you know. - That's an emergency, I guess.

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I see that somebody's also been eating

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a lot of your weird canned foods and sardines, Charlie.

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Yeah, where's all my...

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Yeah, well, he was probably down here with Mac,

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watching you rape girls and eating pickled eggs.

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I don't rape girls. Come on.

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Yeah, and I don't eat that many pickled eggs.

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But, well, you know what?

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Let's stock up on some more pickled eggs down here though.

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That's a good idea. Let's go to the All American Home Store.

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We can get all of our supplies there.

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- The All American? - Yeah.

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That's the place with the weather...

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Yeah!

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- Let's go there. Let's go there. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Wait. You're gonna actually go

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where the media is advertising?

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Oh, come on, Frank, it's not like we've never been

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to the All American Home Center before.

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It's in our minds, you know.

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And she's in my mind.

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- Let's go there. It's settled. - Right, I know.

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But first, we need to board up windows.

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So, Frank, you help me with this plywood.

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And you guys can each grab a box over there, and then we'll...

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And they've left. They've left now.

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I'm only still here 'cause I'm not as quick as them.

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Is that a pickled egg?

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No. It's an egg I brought from home.

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Attention, all All American Home Center shoppers...

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People seem pretty amped up.

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We should get our supplies before they sell out.

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Yeah, for sure. You know, we should come up with a plan,

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and we should divide up.

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- Oh, my God. - Ooh-hoo-hoo.

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- Aw! They're spectacular. - Wow!

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Whoo!

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Imagine that image in 3-D.

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- Oh, baby. - Yeah. Oh, my God.

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Guys, I'm telling you, we should get one of these 3-D TVs.

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Yeah, totally, but not now, okay?

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We can't spend our money on a 3-D TV.

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Right. All right, we gotta get the supplies,

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head up to the Poconos ASAP.

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Come on. I don't know. I mean, let's think about this.

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I mean, for all we know, it could be the end of days.

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- No, it's not the end of days. - I don't wanna go uphill.

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Guys, it's not the end of days. Calm down.

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It's just a storm, okay?

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We'll get some batteries. We'll get some supplies.

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Food. We'll get food.

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Yeah, we'll get food.

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But I feel like you didn't... You didn't say food.

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- Yeah, we'll get food, okay? Jesus Christ. - Relax!

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Okay, yeah, I'm... I'm getting crazy.

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All right, I'll get the food.

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- Yeah. - Oh, my God.

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- You guys get the supplies. - Okay, we'll get the supplies.

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- Okay. Okay. - Give us the cash because...

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No, no, it's okay. I have Frank's credit card. You take the cash.

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You got the cash. We got the credit card. Let's go.

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Hey, you know what I was thinking? In addition to supplies,

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it might be nice to grab some girls, you know, get them back to the bar.

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This Jackie Denardo chick, she's, uh,

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sparked another storm inside me,

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- if you know what I mean. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Might be nice to ride the storm out with some chicks.

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Yeah, yeah.

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And we could use 'em to repopulate the planet or something.

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- Yeah. - That'll be great to have them.

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I'm not gonna entertain this notion anymore. I don't want to hear it.

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Okay. I'd at least like to find one, like, Mexican or Mayan

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or something for predictions.

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No! But get some batteries though.

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You be the battery guy, and I'll be the...

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- the "chicks and tits" guy. - All right.

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Frank!

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Frank, you want to come help me do this or what?

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No. Come over here. I want you to see this.

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- Frank... - Come on, check this out.

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At any moment, hoards of maniacs could come pouring through the windows.

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- This doesn't concern you? - Come on, Deandra.

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Please come over here and sit down, look at this.

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What?

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You remember years ago there was a storm in New Orleans?

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- Hurricane Katrina? - Yes.

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- Yeah, I remember it. Mmm-hmm. - Okay, check this out.

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What do you think those people are doing?

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Surviving or looting?

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They're surviving.

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Mmm. Okay?

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- Do you remember a man named Rodney King? - Yes, of course I do.

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Okay, the LAPD worked him over really good.

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- Yes. - Okay.

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This was taken during the Rodney King riots.

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What do you think these people are doing, looting or surviving?

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- Well, they're looting. - Of course!

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Well, it's the media, see?

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When it's white people, it's survival.

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And when it's Black people, it's looting.

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No, Frank. It's because the white people are stealing bread.

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And the Black people are stealing speakers.

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If the white people were stealing stereo equipment,

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I would say they were looting, too.

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How do you know the Blacks don't have bread in those speakers?

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What are we talking about right now?

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- There are big things to do. - Calm down.

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This is the best part.

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- More? - Yeah, just check this out.

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This was taken during the riots.

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Do you recognize anybody in there?

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What are you doing in the video?

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I happened to be out in LA during the riots.

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I was on business.

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And to steal ski equipment, I guess.

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Yeah, well, I went in for a loaf of bread. I took some skis.

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- Everybody's happy. - Not the people who own the skis.

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- Oh, shit! - All right, all right, calm...

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- Oh, my God! The power went out! - Calm down.

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This is terrible! We gotta get...

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That's why I like to have this little baby with me.

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Jesus! God damn it!

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- Come on. - Let's go! To the bunker!

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- You come with me. - Yeah, go first. Don't...

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Just be careful with that.

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We're gonna call it a hurricane party.

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It's gonna be cool. It's gonna be awesome, yeah.

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What's a hurricane party?

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A hurricane party's exactly what it sounds like.

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It's a party during a hurricane at our bar, Paddy's Pub.

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I've heard of that bar!

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Hey! Hello!

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All right! All right! Hi.

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- Crazy, crazy weather coming our way. - Yeah.

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You trying to get these girls down to the bunker, or...

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Oh, no, I'm... I'm inviting them back to our very cool bar that we own.

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- Oh! Cool, cool. - Yeah.

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- Yeah, we got a sweet bunker too. - Yeah.

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It's, like, so secure.

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People can't get in or out if we don't want 'em to.

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- We'll be, like, totally safe down there. - Yeah.

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I got a bunch of supplies. You guys like pickled eggs?

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We got sardines too.

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Yeah, we got a bunch of other, you know, normal food

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- and normal stuff there too. - Yeah.

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Yeah, it's a great bar. Gonna be free drinks for everybody.

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So, you know, you'll come. You'll party with us.

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And you can bring your girlfriends, too, you know?

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We don't want just the two of you.

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You got to bring your girlfriends. That's a requirement.

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Sounds like fun.

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Can our boyfriends come too?

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Oh.

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Your boyfriends?

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Yeah, our boyfriends.

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You two have boyfriends?

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How did you not know

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that the reason I invited you back to my bar

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was to bang you?

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Get outta here.

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Get the hell outta here! Get... Get outta here!

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- Shoo away from me! - You're a dick.

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You're a dick. She's a... I'm not a dick.

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It's okay. Take it easy, all right?

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What was that? That was too dark.

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They lied to me.

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Oh, okay. Well, just let it go, all right?

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If you want to entice these ladies, you gotta talk about the bunker.

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You got to lead with the bunker...

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No! You end with the bunker.

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Or you don't talk about the bunker at all.

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Are you kidding me? What are you wearing?

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Dude, they have amazing stuff here. I'm totally prepared.

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Check this out. How sweet is that?

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Dude, what are you... No, drop that.

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Are you kidding me?

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You think girls are gonna want to come back to a bar

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with a man dressed the way you're dressed and carrying a hatchet?

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Yeah! They're gonna be like, "Look at this sweet dude,

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his awesome gear and his awesome hatchet.

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He's prepared. He's ready for anything.

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Storm coming? Hatchet coming."

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Dude, I have an idea.

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I'm gonna go to the office section.

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Meet me in the office section.

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Okay. All right, good. I'll find Mac,

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'cause we gotta get out of here, man.

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Okay, yeah. No... Let's lose the hatchet.

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Come on, man. The...

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I got another hatchet. Don't you worry about that.

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Dark as shit in here.

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It's very creepy. Let's just get to the bunker.

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What was that? Was that a rat?

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- It was a looter. - What...

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Behind us!

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Oh, a looter! Looter. Shoot him!

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No, don't shoot. It's Cricket!

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Ooh! No!

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Cricket!

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Oh, what are you doing down here, Cricket?

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I come down to the bunker sometimes when it rains.

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Oh, we got to get him to the hospital!

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No, I ain't goin' to no hospital.

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They euthanize the homeless. They're goddamed death camps!

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You got no hand, Cricket!

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I have a hand, Frank!

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It's... It's a little... I have a hole in it. Big deal.

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Oh, Frank, I'm gonna be honest with you.

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I don't really wanna go to the hospital either, you know, because

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we're gonna be there when the hurricane hits,

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and it's gonna be packed to the gills with vagrants.

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- Are you out of your mind? - What?

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- This man is bleeding to death here! - You know what we could do?

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We could dress him up and take him upstairs.

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And then the looters would think he's the owner of the bar,

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and they'd have their way with him, and if he died,

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you know, it's on them and... And not on us.

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That... That's good. Let's just do that.

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Don't listen to him! He's delirious!

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You're bleeding out, Cricket!

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It's nothing. Frank, this is nothing.

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God damn it! All right, Cricket.

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All right, fine. We'll go. We'll go to the hospital.

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Frank, we are coming right back here after we drop him off

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to be where we are safe, in the bunker, where we belong.

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- Okay, let's go! - Okay, get out.

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You're marching me to the ovens!

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Dennis!

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There you are, dude.

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Dude, things are getting kind of bad in here, man.

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Like, people are all worked up, right?

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I've been trying to find Mac.

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He's not answering my phone calls.

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I went out to the parking lot to see if he was out there

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hiding out in the car or something.

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He took off! Car's gone!

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Mmm, well, clearly, he's evacuated to the Poconos.

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Do you really think he'd do that to us?

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Absolutely do that to us.

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I don't know. This is bad, dude.

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What you got here? What you working on?

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Oh, this is great. This is an agreement for the women.

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Yeah, it guarantees that whoever comes back to the bar with us,

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agrees to follow all the rules that we set forth.

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Well, that's smart. Walk me through the details.

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- What you got, Dennis? - Oh, it's all very simple, Charlie.

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Very simple stuff.

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- Um, "I... state your name." - Charlie Kelly.

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Mmm? Well, not your name.

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- Oh. - Their name.

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"Being of sound mind and body,

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do solemnly pledge that I do not have a boyfriend,

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nor am I currently engaged in a sexual relationship

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with another individual, females excluded."

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- Right. - "I hereby agree to be easygoing,

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"to engage in playful conversation,

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"to always act as though I desire your penis even when I don't."

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- Yeah. - It sort of goes on and on

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like that for a while.

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I love it. Where do I sign?

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Again, um, you don't sign anywhere.

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If we're doing a contract, I want to sign it, so...

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This isn't a contract for you, Charlie.

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- Uh, it's not? - This is a contract...

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Till now, I always got by on my own

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I never really cared until I met you

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And now it chills me to the bone

#377

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How do I get you alone?

#378

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Oh, my God.

#379

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Charlie, I might be in love with this woman.

#380

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- Not for the right reasons, mind you. - I got an idea.

#381

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- Yeah. - Let's get her back to the bunker, right?

#382

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She's the perfect kind of woman

#383

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to start over the new world with.

#384

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We would create a race

#385

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of super giant-breasted women, you know?

#386

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- Oh! - I'd start sleeping with your daughters.

#387

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You'd sleep with my daughters.

#388

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I'd sleep with your daughters' daughters.

#389

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You'd sleep with my daughters' daughters.

#390

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We die, our sons would sleep

#391

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with our daughters' daughters' daughters.

#392

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It's like a perfect society.

#393

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Okay, I see where you're going with that,

#394

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but it sounds like it could get a little messy.

#395

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It could get a little stick...

#396

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let's work out a new agreement, you know.

#397

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All right, we'll come up with a separate agreement.

#398

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Who sleeps with whose daughter?

#399

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Okay, that sounds good.

#400

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Um, all right, I'm gonna go talk to this woman.

#401

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- All right, okay. Okay. - All right.

#402

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- Um... - Um...

#403

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I gotta say, man, this woman's like, really throwing me off, dude.

#404

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I feel very, very nervous. I don't usually get nervous.

#405

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- You want me to help you out? - Yeah. No!

#406

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- I'll go over there with you. - No, no, no.

#407

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I want you to stay as far away from me as possible.

#408

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You're standing too close to me as it is actually.

#409

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- Okay. - Have you gotten into the cheese?

#410

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- There's a whole cheese section. - I bet there is.

#411

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- I went nuts. - All right, well, you stink.

#412

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Mmm-hmm. All right, you know what?

#413

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I'll find Frank. He'll pick us up.

#414

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Okay, yeah, go call Frank. I'm gonna go talk to the, uh...

#415

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I don't think I can do it dressed like this though. I look ridiculous.

#416

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You guys, I don't mean to be a bother,

#417

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but are we almost at the hospital?

#418

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Shut the hell up, Cricket! Okay?

#419

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I'm driving as fast as I can! Do you not see that?

#420

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Move!

#421

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What are you doing, Frank?

#422

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- What are you doing, Frank? - I'm getting air!

#423

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You're sucking it all up with your panicking.

#424

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It's freezing outside. You're gonna catch cold,

#425

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and then everyone's gonna get sick in the bunker.

#426

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What are you talking about? Freezing? It's sunny as shit.

#427

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Will you calm down, for crying out loud?

#428

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You're gonna give me a heart attack!

#429

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- Oh, all right. - Let's go.

#430

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It's Charlie. Yo!

#431

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You're shittin' me!

#432

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Huh?

#433

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God!

#434

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Mac went to the Poconos,

#435

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left them stranded by the All American with the supplies!

#436

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With the supplies? No! No, no, no, no!

#437

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I'm not getting stranded in the bunker with no supplies!

#438

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You guys, what about me? I'm in pain. I'm in...

#439

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- Shut up! - Goddamn you, Cricket!

#440

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Goddamn you! It's not about you!

#441

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Listen, I'm gonna pick up the guys. I'm gonna drop you off at the hospital.

#442

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It's gonna take two seconds, okay?

#443

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Is that okay, Cricket, with you? Huh?

#444

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Go!

#445

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Come on, come on! Get outta the way!

#446

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I don't wanna die.

#447

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Don't make me do it, Cricket. I will slice you in half!

#448

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As you can see behind me, Larry,

#449

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the storm is really taking its toll on weary shoppers.

#450

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The lines are still long

#451

⇓

as frustrated customers wait anxiously

#452

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to return home with some emergency supplies

#453

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before the worst of the storm hits.

#454

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Jackie Denardo, Channel 5 News.

#455

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We out? Good.

#456

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Hi... Hi.

#457

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It's... Hi.

#458

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I'm Dennis... Reynolds.

#459

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Hi. Hi... Dennis.

#460

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I have a bar. I own a bar. It's my bar.

#461

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And I wanted to invite you to it for...

#462

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uh, we have food and supplies, and it would be a good place.

#463

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This storm is gonna be bad, as you know.

#464

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So why not be at the bar with me, um,

#465

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and, you know, for the good of the race?

#466

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So, come to the bar and, uh...

#467

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oh, and I have a contra... An agreement.

#468

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- Uh, excuse me, sir. - And I need you to sign...

#469

⇓

Yes?

#470

⇓

MAN Yeah, it's about the storm.

#471

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Okay?

#472

⇓

MAN Storm's not gonna hit Philly.

#473

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It's just gonna drizzle.

#474

⇓

- Really? - Yeah.

#475

⇓

- How am I supposed to turn that into news? - I don't know.

#476

⇓

Find some other way to make these people go nuts.

#477

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- We need a story. - Okay, thanks.

#478

⇓

Hey, Todd?

#479

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Storm's just been downgraded.

#480

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Apparently, we're just gonna get a light drizzle.

#481

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- God damn it! - I have a bunker.

#482

⇓

Maybe we can turn this into global warming.

#483

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That always gets people whipped up, huh?

#484

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Get... If you get in the bunker with me,

#485

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then you'll be totally safe.

#486

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For the good of the race, we can create an entire...

#487

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Oh, my God! Get lost, creep!

#488

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You're gonna treat me like a dog, huh?

#489

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You're gonna treat Cricket like a dog?

#490

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Hospital.

#491

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Hospital.

#492

⇓

Come on.

#493

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Come on!

#494

⇓

Hurry it up. Move it along.

#495

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He's taking forever. We're gonna die in...

#496

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Hey, you look kind of Mayan.

#497

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You wouldn't happen to be a Mayan, would you?

#498

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- Charlie, there you are. - I think I found a Mayan.

#499

⇓

We've been looking all over for you.

#500

⇓

Cricket's out in the car bleeding like a pig.

#501

⇓

- Seriously? - We gotta get the supplies right away.

#502

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I got a great amount of supplies.

#503

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I've been getting all sorts of stuff. Things that would...

#504

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Hey! Hey, hey! That's my cart!

#505

⇓

Hey, folks! Folks, listen up!

#506

⇓

I'm sorry, but our credit card machines

#507

⇓

just went down due to a system overload.

#508

⇓

We can only accept cash at this time.

#509

⇓

- What? - Shit!

#510

⇓

Okay, well, you got cash?

#511

⇓

I only have cards.

#512

⇓

Charlie, where's the cash I gave you?

#513

⇓

Mac took off with all our cash! He just took off!

#514

⇓

- What? - We're gonna die.

#515

⇓

Oh! I told you! I told you!

#516

⇓

I told you we're dependent on machines.

#517

⇓

Once the machines go down, then society collapses!

#518

⇓

We're going to hell in a handcart.

#519

⇓

Okay, okay, I got a plan, okay?

#520

⇓

Let's just start looting shit, okay?

#521

⇓

- Let's just grab shit. - Yes!

#522

⇓

- Let's just grab whatever we can. - Yes!

#523

⇓

No, you can't loot until the crowd whips up into a frenzy.

#524

⇓

The crowd is whipped up into a frenzy.

#525

⇓

They just stole my cart!

#526

⇓

I... I think the time will be evident.

#527

⇓

- Well, what are we waiting for? - I don't know.

#528

⇓

Oh!

#529

⇓

Oh!

#530

⇓

- Loot! Loot! Time to loot! Loot! - Loot! Loot!

#531

⇓

Take everything and anything!

#532

⇓

Kill the machines!

#533

⇓

Kill the machines!

#534

⇓

It's their fault!

#535

⇓

Kill the machines before they kill us!

#536

⇓

Come on, come on, come on. Get it, get it, get it.

#537

⇓

Just seconds ago, a car crashed through the building,

#538

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and the crowd is scattering.

#539

⇓

Despite the fact that the storm has been downgraded,

#540

⇓

the people have worked themselves

#541

⇓

into an uncontrollable frenzy!

#542

⇓

It's the end of days! This is the end of days!

#543

⇓

Pandemonium has struck!

#544

⇓

Come to the bunker! Come to the bunker!

#545

⇓

Dennis, I got her! Dennis, I got her!

#546

⇓

Is this the hospital?

#547

⇓

- Is this the hospital? - This isn't a hospital.

#548

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3-D boobies.

#549

⇓

Now, this is news.

#550

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