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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 11, Episode 5 — Mac & Dennis Move to the Suburbs

Hey, Dee! Dee! Dee! Dee!

#1

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Do you want to take your feet off my bed, please?

#2

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It's not your bed, okay? It's my goddamn floor!

#3

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And how many times do I have to ask you guys

#4

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to please just pick up your shit when you wake up in the morning!

#5

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You're turning this place into the Superdome.

#6

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Superdome? That's, like, six years too late.

#7

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That's a super lame reference. And it's kind of offensive.

#8

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You'll be happy to know, by the way, we are looking for a place right now.

#9

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All right? What about this place, man?

#10

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Ah, it looks a little bit junky. It kind of reminds me of here.

#11

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Yeah, this place is a piece of…

#12

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It's not junky, okay? You guys have destroyed everything,

#13

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and that's why it looks junkier, like a couple of locusts.

#14

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Oh, I take that as a compliment.

#15

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- It's not a compliment. - Well, it's biblical,

#16

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- so it's a compliment. - Yeah.

#17

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Why is everything so goddamn expensive?

#18

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I mean, I wish we hadn't burned down

#19

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our rent-controlled apartment.

#20

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Yeah, you think?

#21

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Dee, I will slap you in the teeth.

#22

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You think this is easy? We have a list of demands here.

#23

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We need two bedrooms. We need two bathrooms, minimum.

#24

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You know what? Whatever. What's your plan?

#25

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Where are you guys gonna find a place that fits

#26

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all of your needs for under 1,500 bucks a month?

#27

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Well, guys, this is it.

#28

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Welcome to our beautiful new home.

#29

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This is crazy. You guys should've just

#30

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moved into that empty apartment in our building.

#31

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The one where the family was murdered?

#32

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Brutally murdered.

#33

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- Pass. - This place is awesome.

#34

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You guys are gonna thrive out here, and I am not gonna have

#35

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to worry about you hogging my shower anymore.

#36

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And we don't have to worry about getting ringworm.

#37

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You brought the ringworm.

#38

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Yeah, and now your apartment is infested with it.

#39

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Don't worry, you'll be back to giving each other worms soon enough.

#40

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These are city scum. They can't hack it out here.

#41

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- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.

#42

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- You want to bet? - Absolutely.

#43

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Okay, Frank. So if Mac and I can live here for a month,

#44

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then you have to pay our rent for an entire year.

#45

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Deal. And if you don't,

#46

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you have to sleep in bed with an old man for a year.

#47

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- Gross! - What?

#48

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What the hell are you laughing about, Charlie?

#49

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You already sleep with an old man,

#50

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and for no reason other than you seem to enjoy it.

#51

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Yeah.

#52

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Okay, you know what, Frank? You got a bet.

#53

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Won't last a month. Frank is insane!

#54

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This place is paradise, man.

#55

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- We can really stretch out, you know? - It's quiet, it's calm.

#56

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It's not like the city where everything is so stressful, you know?

#57

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I'm just… I feel at ease.

#58

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When was the last time that we had a home-cooked meal?

#59

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Oh, dude…

#60

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It's been forever.

#61

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Well, my friend, dig in.

#62

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Mmm.

#63

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Oh, my God.

#64

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Mac…

#65

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this is incredible.

#66

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- You like it? - Oh, my God.

#67

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Oh, that is such a relief because I worked so hard on it.

#68

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Yeah.

#69

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I call it Mac's famous mac and cheese.

#70

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Okay, well, I don't know how…

#71

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I don't really know how famous it is.

#72

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I mean, I'm your roommate, and I've never heard of it.

#73

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So, what do you want to do after dinner?

#74

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Uh… Well, see, the TV's not hooked up,

#75

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so can't watch TV.

#76

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Um, there's not really any bars around here, so…

#77

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Right.

#78

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- You know what we should do? - Hmm?

#79

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Let's just get a good night's sleep.

#80

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- That's a good idea. - Yeah.

#81

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Yeah.

#82

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What was that?

#83

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What was what?

#84

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You hear that, that chirping sound?

#85

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I did not, no.

#86

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Probably a smoke detector or something like that, huh?

#87

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Right, yeah. No big deal.

#88

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Hey, to a great night's sleep.

#89

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- Good morning. - Mm.

#90

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- Hey, man, did you hear that… - Pool filter?

#91

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Oh, my God. It was like a jet engine.

#92

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I didn't get any sleep at all last night, you know?

#93

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One noise is so much louder

#94

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than all the city noises combined, you know?

#95

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- You just, you fixate. - Totally.

#96

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I get that, but I was actually talking about that chirping sound.

#97

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Did you hear that? It was, like, happening all night.

#98

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No, I didn't hear that.

#99

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Oh, man, it was driving me nuts.

#100

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- Yeah. - Anyway, want to roll?

#101

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I, uh, got us some music. I made this Creed mix.

#102

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Oh, uh, Creed, huh?

#103

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Yeah, it's a long commute, so…

#104

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Yeah, I was thinking more, like, Bryan Adams.

#105

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- Okay. But it is Tuesday. - Yeah…

#106

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- Which is technically my music day. - Right.

#107

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Yeah, and that was cool and all when it only took us,

#108

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like, ten minutes to get to work, but now we're looking

#109

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at, like, an hour or so commute.

#110

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I'm thinking maybe more my thing.

#111

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But, hey, you know what? Here's an idea.

#112

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Why don't you take a personal day?

#113

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You know, I mean, we got a lot of property here.

#114

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It might be nice to have someone here to look after it.

#115

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You know, maybe get that TV working.

#116

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Maybe take a run at that, uh, pool filter?

#117

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- Huh? - Hey!

#118

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You must be the new neighbors.

#119

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Name's Wally Schmidt.

#120

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No relation to Mike.

#121

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But don't tell my wife.

#122

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Boy, it sure is a hot one today, huh?

#123

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Okay.

#124

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Nice to meet you boys.

#125

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What the hell was that all about? Just comes up and starts talking to us?

#126

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Right, some guy comes up to me, I don't know what he's…

#127

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- I don't know what he's up to. - No. It's like, the whole time,

#128

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I'm staring at him, I'm thinking, does he have a knife?

#129

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Are we gonna have to take this bitch out right now?

#130

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- No. I don't know. - I don't know.

#131

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But it's the city, though.

#132

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It's forced me to develop these sharp edges.

#133

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For protection, you know? I got to smooth them out.

#134

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- We're in the suburbs. - Let's work on it a little bit.

#135

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- Okay, all right. - Shall we?

#136

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You know, 'cause now I'm all tense.

#137

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I don't want to bring this energy into work, you know?

#138

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Luckily, I got the commute to relax.

#139

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* Bought it at the five and dime… *

#140

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Aw, merge, merge! You had your…

#141

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Come on, you have to seize the goddamn gap!

#142

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People are so goddamn inefficient!

#143

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Oh, goddamn it!

#144

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I don't care if you're old! Seize the gap!

#145

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You old fat bitch!

#146

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You fat bitch!

#147

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- So, how was your day? - Good.

#148

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How was work? Any good stories?

#149

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Charlie and Frank are doing something with Russian hats now.

#150

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- Really? What? - I don't know.

#151

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I couldn't follow any of it. What did you do today?

#152

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Did you, uh, fix that pool filter?

#153

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Uh, I tried.

#154

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But it turns out it's actually really complicated,

#155

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and I didn't go to school for that, you know?

#156

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Mostly I just tried to get the living room set up.

#157

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It took a little while to find a stud.

#158

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Yeah, I can, I can see that.

#159

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Maybe, uh, take another personal day tomorrow, huh?

#160

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You know, maybe I will take another run at that pool filter.

#161

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Maybe try and do all the other things that you tried to do today,

#162

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but, uh, you know, do them.

#163

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Shut up, shut up, shut up,

#164

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Shut up!

#165

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Aw, damn it!

#166

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What is that?

#167

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* Played it till my fingers bled *

#168

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* Was the summer of '69… *

#169

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What's your plan, huh?

#170

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Two miles an hour. There you go.

#171

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Oh, gun it. Use your signal, you cow!

#172

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Goddamn it.

#173

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Unbelievable.

#174

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I don't see what the problem is.

#175

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Hey. Hey, hey!

#176

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Slow down!

#177

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Children play here, you fat cow!

#178

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Hey, Wally.

#179

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Oh, hey.

#180

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Hot one today, huh?

#181

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Yeah?

#182

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Oh, that Wally loves to say "It's a hot one"

#183

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when I already know it's a hot one.

#184

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'Cause I'm standing outside in the hot one.

#185

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Thanks a lot, Wally.

#186

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You know what? Tell me about future weather.

#187

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Don't tell me about present weather…

#188

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Oh, I didn't realize we had company.

#189

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Hey, Dennis.

#190

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This is Jimmy, he's the pool guy.

#191

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I invited him over for dinner.

#192

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Mac, can I speak to you in the foyer for a second?

#193

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Oh, uh…

#194

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Sure.

#195

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Excuse us for a second.

#196

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Just be a…

#197

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Just be a quick minute here.

#198

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Hey. What?

#199

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Come on, man. You gonna invite some guy

#200

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over to my house that I don't even know.

#201

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I just wanted to have, uh, somebody over for dinner.

#202

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So I got to have dinner with some guy, "Hey, pool guy."

#203

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His name is Jimmy!

#204

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Jimmy? I don't give a what you do.

#205

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You could ask him about all sorts of things. I mean…

#206

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What do you want me to ask pool guy?

#207

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If he knew shit that I was interested in,

#208

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he wouldn't be a pool guy.

#209

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I said I was sorry.

#210

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Yeah, yeah. No, I'm just, uh…

#211

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I'm just confused, you know, I…

#212

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Here I am thinking that we got a pool that's outside.

#213

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Eh… I didn't realize that we had an indoor pool.

#214

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Can we just forget about it and eat our dinner?

#215

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It's just so funny. We got enough money for two pools.

#216

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And yet we don't have enough money for a recipe book,

#217

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'cause here we are eating mac and cheese again.

#218

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You don't know how hard it is

#219

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to be cooped up in here all by myself, okay?

#220

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At least you get to go to work.

#221

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- I get to go to work? - Yes.

#222

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Oh, everybody, hey, I "get" to go to work.

#223

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I "get" to have a job.

#224

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I "get" to have to make money for us.

#225

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Oh, my… You know what, screw this.

#226

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Oh, oh, yes. Fine, just walk away right in the middle…

#227

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Dennis!

#228

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Goddamn it. What is that?

#229

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- Son of a bitch. - What?

#230

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- Son of a bitch. - The hell you doing?

#231

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Oh, do you hear it, too?

#232

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I heard you bashing.

#233

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Yeah, yeah, that chirping? I'm pretty sure it's a cricket.

#234

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Okay, you know what, I'm gonna say something here,

#235

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and it might not be popular, but…

#236

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- I hate this place. - Yes.

#237

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And I got to get back to the city. I'm going nuts.

#238

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I miss the city, too. I miss the action.

#239

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You know, I thought this place would soften my edges,

#240

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but they're sharper than ever.

#241

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Dude, I cannot be cooped up here.

#242

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You know, cooking and cleaning and fixing.

#243

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All right, all right, calm down, calm down.

#244

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I… I think I have an idea.

#245

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Let's invite the gang over.

#246

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You know, we'll clean up the place, we'll serve 'em a nice dinner,

#247

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we'll show 'em how well we're doing,

#248

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and I'll feel Frank out about this bet, you know,

#249

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which in retrospect is completely ridiculous.

#250

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How are they gonna find an old man that's gonna go along with it?

#251

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Right. Exactly.

#252

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Mac and Dennis, old man.

#253

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Old man, Mac and Dennis.

#254

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So, uh, what's with the hats?

#255

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I… You wouldn't get it.

#256

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Yeah, you kind of had to be there, man.

#257

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Hey, how about that food, huh?

#258

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Mac calls it "Mac's famous mac and cheese."

#259

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And it is famous.

#260

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In my stomach.

#261

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Is it? I mean, we're your friends, I've never heard of it.

#262

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Hey, guys.

#263

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We are having so much fun at this house.

#264

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I'll tell you, I can't believe we ever lived anywhere else.

#265

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But I was just curious, if we were to lose this bet,

#266

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what would the logistics be, like, with the old man thing?

#267

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Oh. Well, I'll tell you what I'll do.

#268

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If you guys are cracking, you can forfeit now,

#269

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I'll buy the three of youse a California king-size bed

#270

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- to sleep in. - What?

#271

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No, they're not gonna forfeit. This place is rad.

#272

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You want a little side action?

#273

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No, no, no, don't muddy this with side action. Dee, don't do it.

#274

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- I'll take some side action. - Don't…

#275

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Tell you what. How about, if they win,

#276

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I'll take that California king bed for myself.

#277

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Fine, and if they lose,

#278

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the three of you got to sleep with the old man.

#279

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Fine. Deal.

#280

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Excuse me.

#281

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I have to piss.

#282

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Out of my penis.

#283

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Right.

#284

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Okay, well, clearly Mac wants to speak to me in secret.

#285

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Uh, so excuse me.

#286

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- Oh, good, you got my signal. - Yeah, got your signal.

#287

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Dude, we're not gonna make it, we're not gonna make it.

#288

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Yeah, dude, it's cool, man. We'll figure it out. It's…

#289

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No, no, it's not cool. There's no way we're gonna make it.

#290

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And also, dude, what's with the hats?

#291

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- What is with those hats? - Dennis, I got to know!

#292

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They told me the story, and it didn't make sense,

#293

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and now we can't get it out of them.

#294

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Look, dude, I don't want to sound racist,

#295

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but can we just discuss the fact that it's an old black man?

#296

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- Yeah, mmm. - It was supposed to be an old man.

#297

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- Just an old man. - Now it's a black man.

#298

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Dude, that's, like, a whole other thing. That's two things.

#299

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That's two things, it's two things.

#300

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All right, you know what, let's…

#301

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Maybe we just…

#302

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We take the California king. I mean, that's a big bed.

#303

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You want to share the bed with an old black man?

#304

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No, of course not, I… All right, that sounded racist.

#305

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I don't want to share a bed with an old man.

#306

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I'm just saying it's a big bed, and we could probably work it out.

#307

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Okay, so picture big bed, big bed.

#308

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Me on the side, you know, you right here.

#309

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- Old man, right here. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

#310

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Why am I in the middle? Black man should be in the middle.

#311

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Don't call him "black man."

#312

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His name's not "black man." His name's "old man."

#313

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- Let's stick with "old man." - Okay.

#314

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Just sounds better. All right, so how about this?

#315

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You and I on the big bed, side-by-side, black man, he's…

#316

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- Now you got me doing it. - Mmm.

#317

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Old man is down at the bottom, sideways, like a dog.

#318

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Are you calling black people dogs?

#319

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- No, that's not what I… - That's very racist.

#320

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What the hell is going…

#321

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Oh, my God.

#322

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You guys are cracking, aren't you?

#323

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Nah, it's like… fine.

#324

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- What? - It's soul-crushing, Dee!

#325

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Oh, my God, I can't make this house into a home.

#326

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- I didn't go to school for that. - He didn't go to school for it.

#327

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Well, why did you let me take the side action?

#328

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- I told you not to take the side action! - You bitch! You bitch!

#329

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Why didn't you yell it so I could hear it?

#330

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- I'm tired of yelling. - Damn it.

#331

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Now we got to figure out where Dee goes in the bed.

#332

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- Oh, right, Dee's got to be in the bed. - Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

#333

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I'll tell you exactly where Dee goes, okay?

#334

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Dee goes right in the goddamn middle

#335

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of her brand-new California king-size bed

#336

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all by herself.

#337

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How are we even having this conversation?

#338

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All you boys have to do…

#339

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Guys, all you got to do to win is just exist.

#340

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Hey, morning, buddy.

#341

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You're up early.

#342

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Yeah, I'm up early, and I'm feeling great.

#343

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You know, I was thinking about it, and Dee was right.

#344

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All we have to do is exist here for the next couple weeks,

#345

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and we win this bet.

#346

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So, check this out. I made you that.

#347

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- "Mac's Honey Do List"? - Yep.

#348

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That is a list of chores to give you a sense of purpose,

#349

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so you don't feel so cooped up and lonely.

#350

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How's a list of chores going to make me feel less lonely?

#351

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Well, check out chore number one.

#352

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"Name the dog."

#353

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Well, that's so stupid. I don't have a dog.

#354

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You sure about that?

#355

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Yeah, positive. I don't have a dog.

#356

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I mean, I had Poppins, but he's gone.

#357

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- Are you sure? - I don't have a dog.

#358

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What do you mean, am I sure? Of course I'm sure.

#359

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I wouldn't be so sure.

#360

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What are you doing?

#361

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- Are you okay? - Look behind you, asshole.

#362

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- You got me a dog? - Yeah.

#363

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Oh, my God, he's so cute!

#364

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I mean, he's no Poppins, but…

#365

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Yeah, he's a lot better than Poppins, trust me.

#366

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Oh, Dennis, Dennis. I'm gonna name him Dennis.

#367

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- Huh? - You're Dennis. He's Dennis Jr.

#368

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Weird. Um, but sure, yeah, that's fine.

#369

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Hey, so why don't you go ahead and cross number one off the list there?

#370

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- See how it feels. - Okay, yeah.

#371

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Hey, what's a couple weeks between two best friends, right?

#372

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It's whatever we make of it.

#373

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So why don't we agree right now

#374

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to make these next few weeks the best of our lives?

#375

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- You with me, buddy? - I'm with you.

#376

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I'm gonna raise this guy like he was our own son.

#377

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Okay.

#378

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Yeah. Weird.

#379

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* I remember when *

#380

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* I remember, I remember when I lost my mind… *

#381

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No, don't merge, don't merge. We're all… we'll all wait!

#382

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We'll all wait for you to send your text!

#383

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You fat pig!

#384

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How you doing, neighbor?

#385

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* Does that make me crazy? *

#386

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Shut up!

#387

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* Does that make me crazy? *

#388

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I'm not letting you in, pig!

#389

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Gonna show up to work, have everybody be like,

#390

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"Why is there blood all over you?"

#391

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'Cause I had to slit the guy's throat who causes all the traffic!

#392

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Boy, it sure is a hot one, huh?

#393

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* Who do you who do you think you are? *

#394

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* Ha-ha-ha, bless your soul *

#395

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Shut up.

#396

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I can't believe it.

#397

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Goddamn it! Damn it.

#398

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I hate the suburbs!

#399

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* I think you're crazy… *

#400

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Hey, buddy.

#401

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Haven't seen you for a bit.

#402

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You've probably been staying inside to avoid this, uh, heat wave, huh?

#403

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Boy, it's been hot.

#404

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It's hot, huh?

#405

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Yeah.

#406

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It is super hot. Yeah.

#407

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It's getting real hot around here.

#408

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So hot, Wally.

#409

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But you don't really know what hot is, do you?

#410

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Hot's a storm.

#411

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You ever been in a storm, Wally?

#412

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I mean, a real storm?

#413

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Not a thunderstorm, but a storm of fists

#414

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raining down on your head.

#415

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Blasting you in the face.

#416

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Pummeling you in the stomach.

#417

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Hitting you in the chest so hard

#418

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you think your heart's gonna stop.

#419

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You ever been in a storm like that, Wally?

#420

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Dennis.

#421

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Dennis.

#422

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You okay, dude?

#423

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Yeah.

#424

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Who you talking to?

#425

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No one.

#426

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What's that?

#427

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Dog grave.

#428

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Oh.

#429

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Anything exciting happen at work today?

#430

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Uh-uh.

#431

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Well, I called up there.

#432

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They said you weren't even there.

#433

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Can we not talk about my day?

#434

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Sure.

#435

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Perhaps we can talk about my day.

#436

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And how was your day?

#437

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Not great.

#438

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You know, with the dog dying and all, but

#439

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somehow, old Mac pulled it together.

#440

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He cooked for you, and he cleaned for you.

#441

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In fact, Dennis, everything I do,

#442

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I do for you.

#443

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What are you talking about, man?

#444

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I'm talking about everything I do, I do for you!

#445

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And everything you do, you do for yourself!

#446

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Sleeping in your car.

#447

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Eating at Applebee's.

#448

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Were you spying on me?

#449

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Don't you turn this around on me.

#450

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All you do is think about yourself!

#451

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You didn't even notice that I switched up the mac and cheese.

#452

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Is that what this is about?

#453

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The goddamn mac and cheese?

#454

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Well, yeah, I noticed!

#455

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You put meat hunks in it!

#456

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Wow! Hunks of meat! Mmm!

#457

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Well, of course Dennis would like Dennis.

#458

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- What? - It's Dennis!

#459

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What are you talking about?

#460

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You're eating the dog!

#461

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Oh, God! What is wrong with you?

#462

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I don't know! I guess it was just a cry for attention!

#463

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You didn't even blink twice when I told you that the dog was dead!

#464

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I can't live with you anymore in this goddamn place.

#465

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I'm out of here. I'm gonna go stay in a hotel.

#466

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Where's my suitcase, Mac?

#467

⇓

Wait. Wait, wait. Wait, wait.

#468

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Dennis, Dennis, Dennis, Dennis, Dennis…

#469

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Tell me about Mac's famous mac and cheese.

#470

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Okay, I can explain.

#471

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I called it my famous mac and cheese as a joke.

#472

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But then it seemed like you like it.

#473

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You like that it was Mac's famous mac and cheese.

#474

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- And so I just kept saying it. - You're pathetic.

#475

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You're the one that's sitting at Applebee's

#476

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eating pot stickers all by yourself.

#477

⇓

You're the one that's pathetic!

#478

⇓

Oh.

#479

⇓

Well, that must be nosy Wally.

#480

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Coming to see what all the fighting's about.

#481

⇓

Well, why don't we show him what all the fighting's about?

#482

⇓

- Why don't we show him right now? - Wait, wait, wait!

#483

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Dennis, Dennis, calm down!

#484

⇓

Don't you tell me to calm down.

#485

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There's that chirping again. How are you not hearing that?

#486

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News flash, asshole!

#487

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I've been hearing it the entire goddamn time!

#488

⇓

Then why wouldn't you say something?

#489

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Because I hate you!

#490

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Oh, my God.

#491

⇓

- You did it! - Look at this!

#492

⇓

- Huh? We did what? - You got this, man.

#493

⇓

- In less than a minute… - You're almost there.

#494

⇓

…you guys will have been here a month.

#495

⇓

- Yep. - We almost…

#496

⇓

- We almost won the bet? - Yeah.

#497

⇓

- We almost did it! - We almost won the bet?

#498

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We're gonna do it! We're gonna win the bet!

#499

⇓

- We're gonna win the bet! - Yeah!

#500

⇓

Here it is, paid in full, one year's rent.

#501

⇓

Free rent for a year!

#502

⇓

- We did it! We did it! - Free rent for…

#503

⇓

Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

#504

⇓

Free rent for where?

#505

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For right here.

#506

⇓

Here we go. In five, four,

#507

⇓

three, two, one.

#508

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Hey, guys.

#509

⇓

Is he dead?

#510

⇓

Yeah, I think so.

#511

⇓

Quiet your ass down.

#512

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Sorry, black man.

#513

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Old man.

#514

⇓

Old man. Sorry, old black man.

#515

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Goddamn it.

#516

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