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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 1, Episode 7 — Charlie Got Molested

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Show: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Episode title: Charlie Got Molested
Air date: September 15, 2005
Director: John Fortenberry
Top billed cast: Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, Rob Mac, Kaitlin Olson
Charlie and Mac's old high school gym teacher is accused of molestation.
Source: TMDB
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(pool balls clacking)
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DENNIS: On the side. CHARLIE: You didn't do that
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on purpose otherwise that would've been a great shot.
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DENNIS: Watch this. Side pocket.
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- Holy shit! - What?
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"Christopher Murray, a teacher at St. Vincent's Elementary,
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"has been accused of sexually abusing two former students."
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St. Vincent's? That's that school you went to, right, Mac?
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- Yeah, me and Charlie. - What else does it say?
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"Murray has been the physical education teacher
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"and boys' basketball coach for close to 25 years."
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Blah, blah, blah.
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"The accusers are two brothers whose names are being withheld,
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"but the investigation will focus on the mid-1980s
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"as the time period for alleged abuse.
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"The police are hoping more young men will come forward."
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- Wow. That's horrible. - Did this guy teach you guys?
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- Yeah. - No.
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Yes, he did. We were in the same class.
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No. Yeah. Well, no, I didn't like it, though.
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What the hell are you talking about?
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I didn't like that class.
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- What? - I gotta go!
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Holy shit.
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Charlie got molested.
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When dealing with molestation,
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the first step is always understanding.
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So we need to take a moment and assess the situation.
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- Write this down. - What? No, look.
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First of all, we can't sit around and let him wallow in it.
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And second of all, the first step is acknowledgment.
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- So I better write that down. - No. No, no.
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What... Guys! What the hell are you guys talking about?
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Mac, Sweet Dee and I took psychology at Penn, so let the grown-ups talk.
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Okay? Thank you.
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DEE: Listen, I think we need to have an intervention.
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You know, bring his friends and family together for support.
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Yeah, that's a good idea.
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Let's tell everybody Charlie knows that he got blown by a gym teacher.
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Then we'll throw him a little surprise party,
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celebrate the occasion. - Okay, you know what?
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You being a smart-ass, not helping Charlie in this situation.
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Whoa, whoa. Who said anything about getting blown?
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The article didn't specify what type of abuse it was.
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- It could have been anything, dude. - But do you think he got blown?
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- I don't know. - Yeah. Probably got blown.
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Which is why I think you need to reconsider my idea.
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- Okay. You know what? - Stop. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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We need to clarify something here.
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Do you think that Murray blew these guys?
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Why are you so obsessed with the blowing aspect of all this?
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Because I knew these two brothers that the article was talking about.
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The McPoyle twins, Ryan and Liam. Okay?
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They were the type of kids that would blow snot bubbles
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and rub 'em over each other. They were gross,
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and they smelled like a couple of unwiped assholes.
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DENNIS: So what? - Well, you know,
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f Murray is, like, fondling or touching them,
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whatever, I get it, all right?
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But if he's dishing out blow jobs, come on.
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- I just don't understand. - What do you not get?
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- What are you talking about? - You're not getting this?
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I was in that class with them, all right?
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I was with those guys! (sighs)
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- Um, are you okay, dude? - No, dude. I'm not okay.
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How come you're getting so upset?
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The police are asking for more young men to come forward.
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You know, that means there are more guys out there who've been blown.
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- What are you looking for? - Photographs.
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- I have photographs. - Oh, my God.
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- You have photographs of it? - Oh! Okay.
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Uh, listen, are you trying to say that you got molested?
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Okay, look at this. Look at this guy, huh?
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I was cute. I was energetic. I was fun.
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I mean, what exactly was this prick looking for?
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- What are you... - Sorry?
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(sighs) If the McPoyles got blown and Charlie got blown,
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then why didn't I get blown?
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- You're goin' to hell, dude. - Seriously.
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(knocking) Yo! McPoyle!
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Hey, open up!
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Hey, Charlie. Long time no see. What do you want?
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Is your brother here, man? I gotta talk to you guys.
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- Yeah? - Yeah! Can I come in?
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Yeah.
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Come on, man. I need to talk to you guys. Go. Move. Go.
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Go. Come on.
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I'm not gonna walk in front of you! Go.
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- Just come in. - No, you go first,
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and I will follow you. - Shut the door.
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I will shut the door.
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- Whoa. That was really weird. - Yeah.
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Well, this confirms it. He definitely got molested.
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Ugh. We gotta get in there.
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- Get... We gotta get in there? - Yes.
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You can't just thrust yourself in the position of caregiver like that.
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"Caregiver"? Why are you throwing around big words?
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- I actually majored in psych, so... - You failed all your classes.
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I had a minor, and I passed all mine. So I can...
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Okay. Well, you know what? Three-quarters of a major
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s a lot bigger than a whole minor.
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I don't even know how to respond to that.
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- That doesn't surprise me. - Well, it shouldn't,
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because what you said is really dumb, you know.
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- That's a good one. That was good. - Yeah, it is.
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- I liked that one. - I felt good about it.
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(country music playing)
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So, did you want a beverage of some kind?
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- No! Where's your brother? - We just stepped out of the shower.
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- He'll be down in a minute. - All right. Listen,
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you guys can't go... Did you just say, "we"?
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- What? - Did you just say,
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"we just stepped out of the shower"?
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I said, "he".
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Right. Okay. Listen.
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I heard about the Coach Murray thing.
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You guys cannot go to the police and say that he molested you.
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- Why not? - Because he didn't molest you!
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That's true, but he's a dick, and we hated him.
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This is our chance for revenge. You want in?
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- No! RYAN: I think you do.
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- Hello, Charlie. - Hello, Ryan.
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I don't know if you've been paying attention to the news recently,
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but there are millions to be made here, my friend.
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Oh, sure, there's the classic route of priest molestation,
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but we thought we'd mix it up a bit.
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We're going after the whole damn school board.
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If you want in on the team,
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we could probably get a nice class-action suit going.
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(spraying) (scoffs) Okay.
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Okay, first of all, there are people out there
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who actually have been molested.
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And you guys are gonna exploit that for your own personal gain?
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You assholes are securing your place in hell.
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We thought about it. We're willing to roll the dice.
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All right. I won't let you do it. I'm gonna call the cops.
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Oh, no, you won't, Charlie.
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- Oh, yes, I will. - Oh, my friend, I'm afraid not.
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And why not?
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'Cause we'll tell the cops the whole thing was your idea.
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We should tell the cops that that fat dickhead gym teacher
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we had in junior high molested us,
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and just sue the shit out of him! (laughter)
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- I... I was joking. - Really?
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I'm not joking, though. I'm not joking. I'm really not.
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I wouldn't even joke about something like that.
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We should do it. I wanna do it.
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Shit.
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We'd hate to have to put this whole thing on your shoulders. Shit.
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So you're gonna have to keep your mouth shut on this one.
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You don't have to join us, but if anyone asks you point-blank...
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(whispers) Your ass got molested.
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Otherwise, we're talking conspiracy charges.
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And prison can be a bad place for someone like you, Charlie.
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A very bad place.
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(spraying)
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As soon as Charlie comes out, we gotta grab him,
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take him back to the bar, get him liquored up and tell him,
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"we know you got molested." - Gonna have to disagree with you.
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I think we need to ease him into it.
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(door opens) Oh, there he is.
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Okay, you know what? Dr. Gainer used to say that in situations like this,
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you have to see... - Dr. Gainer? That guy was an idiot.
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- He was not. - Yes, he was.
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Talk about molesters. That guy...
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He didn't molest me. I had sex with him 'cause I wanted to.
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- You had sex with Dr. Gainer? - Of course I did.
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- No, you had... Oh! - He was a hot older man.
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- Gross! - Okay. You know what?
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You have no room to talk. All the girls you've molested in your life.
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Don't start throwing that word around like it's meaningless, okay?
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- This is serious. - Fine.
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- Fine. - Great.
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Molester.
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(sighs)
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(doorbell rings)
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(exhales)
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- Hey, Coach Murray! - Yeah?
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It's me, Mac!
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I don't know what this shit is all about. (TV playing)
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One day the cops just roll into my classroom
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and they haul me out of there.
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And they did it right in front of my kids, too.
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- Yeah. Totally. (scoffs) - Molestation?
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I mean, please! I got so much ass back in those days.
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What the hell did I need that kind of shit for, you know?
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Oh, God, man, I hear you. So much ass, it was like... Whew!
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Oh, and you know what, to tell you the truth?
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I don't even remember who these assholes are that are accusing me.
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- Nothing special there, right? - I guess.
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Nothing special. You know, Coach, I've been working out a lot
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since grammar school. - Good for you, son.
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Yeah, it's good for you, right? You know when you get real tight,
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like, right up in here in this area here?
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- You know what I mean? - Yeah.
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No. Not here. Like right in here.
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What are you doing?
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What do you want me to do?
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All right. I... Okay.
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(exhales)
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- Oh! - That's a good shot, bud.
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Hey, tell me something, man. What's been going on with you lately?
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- You just seem... - You know, I'm just distracted.
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Is that why you ran out of the bar the other day?
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No. No. I was... I had some stuff I needed to do.
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- And it just popped in my head. - Yeah, well, that's understandable.
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We've all got things that we have to do.
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Yeah. What you running from, Charlie?
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- What? - Dee, could you grab me a beer?
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- Why don't you grab one yourself? - I'm right in the middle of a game.
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Your game isn't working. Let me play now.
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Let me play the game the way I want to play it.
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DEE: It's dumb, it's not working. - Then we'll play your game.
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DEE: It's not gonna get the results we want. Don't act like a baby!
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DEE: You're playing a game for children, and it's not working.
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- Charlie's not a baby. Charlie! - This is a game...
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Great. Nice. Good job, Dennis. Great.
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How are you gonna put this on me? You messed it up!
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- You messed it up! - We have to push him!
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Push him? You're pushing him away. Now he knows something's up.
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- Good. (door opens) - Good?
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Hey, guys, I have good news!
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I've been reading up on the subject of pedophilia.
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It turns out that it isn't about sex after all.
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It's about power. So, the assailant doesn't go after the one
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he finds most attractive, this guy.
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He goes after the weakest he can find.
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- Wow. That is good news. - Jesus, Mac.
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- What is wrong with you? - No. You're not following.
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If Murray was looking for the weakest he could find,
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t wouldn't have been Charlie. DEE: Why not?
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Because Charlie was a bit of a psychopath. He had this thing
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when he got excited, his face'd turn purple and he'd start biting things.
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I don't think Murray would've put his dick anywhere near him.
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- What about the McPoyle brothers? - Oh, yeah.
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They were prime real estate. I'm sure he went to town on them.
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- What's your point? - Charlie didn't get molested.
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(chuckling) What?
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- Good. I'm sure he didn't. - Oh, boy.
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- I'm sure he didn't. - Yeah.
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Why don't you leave this to the two people that are qualified
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to deal with the situation? - It's cute you did some research
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and got four books, though. DENNIS: Nice work.
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DEE: Yeah, good job. You know what?
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We tried it your little tippy-toe pussy way and that failed miserably.
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So now why don't we try something that will work?
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Look, I just want to say that I think this is a terrible approach.
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Yeah. You know how I already know that? 'Cause you keep saying it.
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Yeah. Well, I keep saying it because... It is.
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I'm sorry you're wrong about stuff all the time.
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I'm sorry you're sorry all the time.
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- What? That doesn't make any sense. - I don't... I don't care.
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- Well, hello, Dennis! DENNIS: Hi, Mrs. Kelly.
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Don't you look so handsome!
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- And, Dee, so beautiful. - Thank you, Mrs. Kelly.
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Listen, I'm sorry we had to stop by like this,
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but we really need to talk to you about something.
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- What? - Well...
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It's about Charlie.
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(bawling)
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Oh, I can't believe this! I just can't believe it! (panting)
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Though... Though I have to admit, it does explain a lot about him.
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Yes, we were thinking the same thing.
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Yes. Oh! Be strong, Bonnie.
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Be strong for your little gingerbread man.
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Now is not the time for an episode. (breathing shakily)
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- Are you okay? - I'm fine! (panting)
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So, what do you need from me?
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- Hello? Ma? MRS. KELLY: In here, Charlie!
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Hey, I got your message. It sounded kinda funny.
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- Come on back, honey. - Is everything all right?
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(music) Hello, Charlie.
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Mom?
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Grandma? Uncle Jack? What's... What's everybody doing here?
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Well, we've all gathered here at the request of your friends.
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- Hey, bud. - Hi, Charlie.
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Hello, Charles.
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I... I don't exactly know how one of these things are supposed to go.
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But we understand that there's been some abuse.
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These two boys have been strong enough to admit what happened,
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and we thank you for that.
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Just hope that that man goes away for a long, long time.
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Yeah. Prison can be a bad place for a guy like that.
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Very bad place.
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Now, we're not exactly sure how this thing is supposed to go.
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But your friends have been helping us out on a couple of key points.
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Now?
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(sniffles)
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Okay, Charlie, show us on the doll.
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Show you what?
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(voice breaking) Where he touched you.
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Oh, yeah.
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(mouthing) Oh, my God.
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Shall I turn it over?
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(softly) Yeah, turn her over.
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Do it.
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Slow. Slow.
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(country music playing)
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I think that went well. You did a wonderful job, Charlie.
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- I really think they bought it. CHARLIE: Oh, yeah. Definitely.
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I gotta say, my favorite part was at the end there
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when we were all hugging, and my sister screamed
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and told everyone that I touched her vagina.
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(laughs) Yeah!
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So, Charlie, where to?
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Oh, well, I was thinking we should, uh, zip down to the police station,
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you know, file an official report.
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I mean, I gotta do it sometime, right?
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- That's the spirit. - Let's get it on the books.
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(clears throat) Excuse me. I'd like to speak to a detective, please.
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- Name? - Charlie Kelly.
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- And what is this in reference to? - Sodomy.
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Okay. Uh, take a seat. Someone will be right with you.
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LIAM: You're doing the right thing, Charlie.
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The American school system's been oppressing people for years.
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It's about time we start doing a little oppressing ourselves.
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(sighs) - It doesn't make sense. - Yes, it does.
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How are we oppressing anything? You need to think before you speak.
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- You do. MAN: Charlie Kelly?
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Oh. That's me. Uh, I'll be right back.
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Have a good time.
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Twenty-five million is a lot of clams.
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(door closes) Split it 50-50.
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Charlie's gonna want something. What about Charlie?
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(inaudible) Yeah. He'll want some.
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He's not gonna get some.
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We could always split it 50-50-50. (door opens)
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You even hear what you're saying?
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Your gums are bleeding.
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- Hey, how'd it go? - Great. I just ratted you out.
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Can I see you two boys for a minute, please?
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So you're not gonna get in any trouble at all?
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Uh, no. No, not really. And since the McPoyles are gonna plead guilty,
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- I'm sort off the hook completely. - That's great.
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I'm sorry. Was he saying that the intervention worked?
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No, I don't think that's what he's saying.
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What are you talking about? It was the final push Charlie needed.
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Turns out three-quarters of a major, not so bad after all. Right?
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Oh, and the best part of it, actually, for me now
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s the fact that everybody thinks that I've been molested.
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So, in a way, my life is ruined.
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Uh, in the meantime, I'm gonna go in the back office
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and cry and cry and cry, and drink for a while.
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(door closes)
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Emotional release. Another giant step forward.
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- My God, we're good. Doctor. - Doctor.
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(chuckling) Yeah, yeah.
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I mean, so I just want to apologize again for the other day.
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It's all right, Mac. Don't worry about it.
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- Awkward, right? (chuckles) - You know what?
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You were a good student at school. You got potential.
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Now, just put that in your pocket.
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- Really? You mean that? - I mean that.
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Oh, great, Coach. That's all I really needed to hear.
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- Good. - Oh, that is so great for me.
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Hey, say hi to those folks for me.
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- I will. Thanks. - All right.
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That little prick's goin' to hell.
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