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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 1, Episode 1 — The Gang Gets Racist

DENNIS: Another big night fellas, $164.87.

#1

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MAC: That's not a lot of money. DENNIS: No, it isn't.

#2

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- Our mortgage is due in two weeks. - No, we paid that a week ago.

#3

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A week ago was three weeks late, Mac.

#4

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Hey, guys. So, I met this guy in my acting class.

#5

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And he's really cool, and he wants to see where I work.

#6

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So, could you guys try to not be weird?

#7

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- What is that supposed to mean? - I love you guys very much,

#8

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but sometimes you're not that cool.

#9

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- We're cool! - Not cool?

#10

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- Try to be cool. - Sometimes you're not too cool.

#11

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- Charlie MAC: Always cool, man.

#12

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- Hey, man, we're closed. - Yeah, I know.

#13

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Whoa, whoa, whoa! We don't want any trouble.

#14

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- What? - Guys, this is Terrell.

#15

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From my acting class.

#16

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- Yeah. Yeah. - Hey, man. How's it goin'?

#17

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- It's going good. How you doin'? - Good, man. We're just chillin'.

#18

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- Great. Just closing up shop. - Yeah.

#19

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(mutters) Whoa.

#20

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Guess you guys don't have too many brothers walking through here.

#21

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- Oh, no, no. - We got plenty of brothers.

#22

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- Yeah. African-Americans. - Okay. Yeah, we get it.

#23

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Yeah, I know some of them.

#24

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Yeah. We're probably related.

#25

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No.

#26

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I don't think he was implying that you guys are all related.

#27

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- That's ridiculous. - Sweet Dee came in here

#28

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just a second ago and she started talking about acting class.

#29

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We weren't expecting you.

#30

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We weren't expecting you to be black, that's all.

#31

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Right.

#32

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Thanks, guys.

#33

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When I'm promotin', everybody and their mama gonna be there.

#34

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There's gonna be brothers, white boys, latinos, whatever.

#35

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You got niggas hanging from the rafters.

#36

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So we got 400-plus packed into this tiny little place.

#37

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Whoa. You had 400 people packed into a place?

#38

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You damn right, I got 400. That's my job, man.

#39

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And it's mostly college kids.

#40

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You know, my sister goes to temple, so I got the hookup over there.

#41

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And hookups are good? But, just to be clear,

#42

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when you say your sister, do you mean your sister or your friend?

#43

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- Dude. - Oh, Jesus.

#44

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- I mean my sister. - Oh. Okay. Cool.

#45

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I was just, because he could mean his friend or his sister.

#46

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Stop talking.

#47

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So, we're packed into this little bitty place up on Walnut, right?

#48

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We're halfway through the night, everything's goin' all right.

#49

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All of a sudden, I notice this dude eyeballin' me from across the bar.

#50

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- Shit. - Right? And I don't know

#51

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f this dude wants to freak me or fight me. You know what I'm saying?

#52

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- He's giving you crazy eyes. - The insane, crazy eyes. Right?

#53

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- I know that. - So I walk over,

#54

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he's this big, cut Mexican dude

#55

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"unless you want to get yo' ass torn apart

#57

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"you'd better get that look off your face."

#58

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No!

#59

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You just walked right up to him and said that?

#60

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I had to, man. You gotta make the first move.

#61

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- Always make the first move. - I know.

#62

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- So badass. - So what happened?

#63

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Well, hey, he won't stop starin' me down.

#64

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We're like eyeball to eyeball. His grill is right up in mine.

#65

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It feels like an eternity, son, right?

#66

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- Finally... - He opens up his mouth and says,

#67

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"I guess you gon' have to tear my ass apart, homes."

#68

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Man, so what'd you do?

#69

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Took him to the back alley, and I tore his ass apart!

#70

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- Oh, my God! - That's insane!

#71

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(chattering continues)

#72

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Okay, I would like to do things like that.

#73

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MAC: I love that guy. "I took him to the back alley."

#74

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Who does shit like that? It's like a movie.

#75

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Calm down, don't get too excited, all right?

#76

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There's something a little off about him.

#77

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Oh, bro, that's racist.

#78

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No, asshole, that's not what I meant.

#79

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I'll go get the coffee. What do you guys want?

#80

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Dude, sit down. Okay? Wait till the waitress comes out here,

#81

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and then you can stare at her. - I wasn't gonna stare at her.

#82

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- I was just gonna. - He wasn't gonna stare at her.

#83

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Dude, you're totally obsessed with that chick.

#84

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I'm not obsessed. I like her. Okay?

#85

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I have a little bit of a crush, yes. But obsessed?

#86

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That's a bit of a harsh word.

#87

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- Dude, it's never gonna happen. - Guys, listen.

#88

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Honestly, I think we should think about hiring Terrell.

#89

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- Why? For what? - You heard him.

#90

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When he's promotin', everybody named Mama's looking to get in.

#91

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That's true. They do have, uh, "Niggers hanging from rafters."

#92

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- Wow. Nice. - No, that's not what I was saying.

#93

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- Coffee? - Yeah.

#94

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- Hitler? - No, I'm not Adolf Hitler.

#95

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I'll make sure to put lots of cream in yours.

#96

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- I was quoting a black friend. - Okay.

#97

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(exhales)

#98

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Well, great. Well, that's just great. Now she thinks I'm racist.

#99

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Dude, will you just drop it?

#100

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Listen, if Terrell delivers half of what he promises,

#101

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we're looking at 200 people. - Yeah, that's true.

#102

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It'd be nice to get some chicks in the bar.

#103

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All right, let's do it.

#104

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- Sure about this? - It's 2005, Charlie.

#105

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Isn't it ridiculous that you have no friends outside of your own race?

#106

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No, what is ridiculous is this stupid plan.

#107

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- It's not stupid! - It's a stupid plan.

#108

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It's not, this is a college campus, all right?

#109

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This is a great place to meet people of different cultures, diversify.

#110

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You're just trying to make black... Mmm-hmm.

#111

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You're trying to make black friends?

#112

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You're not making it easy.

#113

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You're trying to impress Terrell with a couple of black friends.

#114

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Don't do this right now. Don't do this right now.

#115

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(hip-hop music playing) (laughing)

#116

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Okay. See? This is exactly what I'm talking about.

#117

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- This is perfect. - Huh. Yeah.

#118

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- I'm gonna break the ice. - Go for it.

#119

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'Bout to bust that shit up, Reese.

#120

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- 'Bout to bust that shit up, boy! - Absolutely.

#121

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- That didn't go exactly the way... - No.

#122

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- No. It was really, really awkward. - Really awkward.

#123

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- Maybe we should go. - Yeah!

#124

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- Hey, what's your name? - Oh. It's, uh, Charlie.

#125

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- Do you play bones, Charlie? - I dabble.

#126

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Do you want to play? I could get you a game.

#127

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Uh, no, I shouldn't. I'm not very good, so...

#128

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- I bet you're really good. - Well, it's been a long time.

#129

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- Oh, come on. - All right. Maybe just one game.

#130

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Domino, bitch! (all laughing)

#131

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This is bullshit. Absolute bullshit.

#132

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Why do these people like you more than they like me?

#133

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Whoa. Maybe it's comments like that.

#134

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I meant those people in there, not all black people.

#135

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What am I supposed to say in that situation?

#136

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You should say something different. Figure something else out.

#137

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- Hey. - Hey.

#138

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- Um, I'm Janell. - Oh, hi.

#139

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Uh, you got some moves out there, Charlie.

#140

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- Thanks. You know. - I wanted to give you this.

#141

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- Oh. Okay. - You know?

#142

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Give me a call sometime.

#143

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- All right? - Yeah. See ya.

#144

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Well you... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

#145

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- What are you doing, dude? - What?

#146

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That girl's gorgeous.

#147

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She's the perfect opportunity to prove that we're not racist.

#148

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- She probably has friends for me. - Well, come on,

#149

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f anything, I think we should be focused on black men, first of all.

#150

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What?

#151

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We don't really need... We need black guys, so.

#152

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Black guys? What the hell are you talking about?

#153

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You know.

#154

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Is this about that waitress at the coffee shop, dude?

#155

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Oh, my God! Dude, you are obsessed with this chick.

#156

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No, I'm not.

#157

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- Let me see your wallet. - Why?

#158

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Are you still carrying a picture of her in your wallet?

#159

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No.

#160

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- Give it to me. Give it. - Oh, my God! Stop making a scene!

#161

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Just give me the wallet! Give me the wallet!

#162

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I can't get the goddamn...

#163

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It's okay! It's okay, everybody!

#164

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- You're making a scene. - You're making a scene!

#165

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I got it. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Hold on a second.

#166

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- Ha! Ha-ha! Ha! - Give it to me!

#167

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- He had it! - Okay! You found it!

#168

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You know what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna tear it up!

#169

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No, don't!

#170

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Fine, just give me it. I'll call her. I'll call the black girl, okay?

#171

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Okay, buddy. We're cool. We're cool.

#172

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We're good. Thanks, guys. See ya.

#173

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I had the craziest dream last night that I was in Cleveland, Ohio,

#174

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which is really weird, because I've never even been to Ohio.

#175

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This guy was wearing a bunny suit,

#176

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and he was coming out... - You know what, Dee?

#177

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I don't wanna hear about your dreams. Okay?

#178

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I hate listening to people's dreams.

#179

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It's like flipping through a stack of photographs.

#180

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If I'm not in any of 'em and nobody's having sex,

#181

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I just... I don't care.

#182

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Oh. I'm sorry. I would listen to your dreams.

#183

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- You're my brother and I love you. - I'm sorry. I am.

#184

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- Hey! What's goin' on, guys? DENNIS: Terrell.

#185

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- How are you? - Hey! What's up? What's up?

#186

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How you doin'? Dennis! What's goin' on?

#187

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- All right, man. - How's it goin', man?

#188

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Good, man.

#189

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Listen, um, you mind stepping outside with me for a second, man?

#190

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- Yeah, I'll come outside. - Yeah?

#191

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- Yeah. Okay. - All right, man, come on.

#192

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I'm gonna put these out on the tables.

#193

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Rule number one. Always keep a line.

#194

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Oh, my God! That is a lot of people! Wow!

#195

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(disco music playing)

#196

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This is crazy!

#197

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I know! I told you! Terrell's the best!

#198

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I know! I'm gonna have to start bartending full-time. Look at this!

#199

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Why are you making more money than me?

#200

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- I don't know! - Hey, this is crazy!

#201

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I know. Terrell packed 'em in. Look at this.

#202

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- This is crazy! - Yeah, we were just saying that.

#203

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- Lot of dudes. - Yeah, there's a lot of dudes.

#204

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Lot of dudes.

#205

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What can I get you boys?

#206

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Oh, uh, we wanted to wait for the cute one.

#207

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What cute one?

#208

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Mac, isn't that your cousin Brett by the jukebox?

#209

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- Oh, yeah! - Let's go say hey.

#210

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- Yo, Brettie boy! - Hey, cuz!

#211

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- How you doin'? - What's up, Brett?

#212

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- Can you believe this crowd? - Oh, it's something else!

#213

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Yeah!

#214

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Gentlemen, I understand my services have been requested.

#215

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I actually got a couple of services I'd like to request.

#216

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Whoa! Uh, what are you doin, man? I'm not...

#217

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- You have the most beautiful eyes. - Okay, man, but I'm... Really?

#218

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So blue.

#219

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Really more of a blue-green, actually, but...

#220

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- I'm really proud of you, man. - Yeah, thanks.

#221

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- You've come a long way. - What do you mean?

#222

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You guys are running the hottest gay bar in Philadelphia.

#223

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(disco music continues)

#224

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(knock on door)

#225

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(grunting)

#226

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No! What in the hell is your problem?

#227

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How could you not tell me you were gay?

#228

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I'm a musical theater actor living in Philadelphia.

#229

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I didn't think it was that big a secret.

#230

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I've been coming on to you for, like, weeks now.

#231

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- I thought you were into gay dudes. - I am not into gay dudes!

#232

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- Apparently you are. - Okay, well, you know what?

#233

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The guys hired you to promote their bar,

#234

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and you turned it into a gay bar. They are not happy.

#235

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(laughing)

#236

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- So much money! - Whoo!

#237

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Oh! So much money! We made more money in one night...

#238

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Than in the entire time that we've owned this place!

#239

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This is great. We have to embrace the situation.

#240

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We should totally embrace the situation!

#241

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- We're a gay bar from now on. - Absolutely, man!

#242

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No goddamn way. Have you guys seen this?

#243

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"Looking for that new hot spot to spot that stud?

#244

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"Well, Paddy's Irish Pub has plugged that hole."

#245

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- That's a nice notice. - No, it's not a nice notice.

#246

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I don't want to be plugging anybody's holes.

#247

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- I'm gonna have to agree with Mac. - Of course you are.

#248

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I made $300 last night. How much did you make?

#249

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First of all, that's rude.

#250

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And that has nothing to do with what I'm talking about.

#251

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- It has everything to do with it. - It is what you're talking...

#252

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Listen, I don't think we have much of a choice. We need to do this.

#253

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If you guys remember, one of the major reasons

#254

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we got this bar in the first place was to get laid.

#255

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Maybe you did it to get laid.

#256

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I got a little something I like to call "business ethics".

#257

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Business ethics? Charlie, the only reason you don't care

#258

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s because you have black girls hanging all over you for no reason.

#259

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Okay, you know what? Chill out. You're gonna screw it up.

#260

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Screw it up? I happen to have a date with a nice young lady today.

#261

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Ouch. Look, you guys, it's a purely fiscal decision.

#262

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Bullshit. You don't care about the money. You just like the attention.

#263

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What the hell is that supposed to mean?

#264

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"Everybody look at me!" You know exactly what I mean, pretty boy.

#265

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- Hey, handsome. - Hey, beautiful.

#266

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- Hey, sexy. - Hey, hoss.

#267

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I just get along really well with those guys.

#268

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- They're vibing. - No, you're leading them on.

#269

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- You're not gay, you're just vain. - Okay, time out.

#270

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Here's what we should do. Let's take a vote. All right?

#271

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DEE: Fine. MAC: Okay.

#272

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All those in favor of Paddy's Pub remaining a gay bar, say "aye".

#273

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- Aye. - Aye. Opposed?

#274

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Keeping in mind that you don't get a vote.

#275

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DEE: Why? - Because you're the bartender.

#276

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- You're not one of the owners. - No, Sweet Dee gets a vote.

#277

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- No, she doesn't! - Of course I get a vote!

#278

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(arguing indistinctly)

#279

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All owners opposed, say "nay".

#280

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All owners, people who own the bar who are opposed, say "nay".

#281

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All people who own the bar who are opposed say "nay".

#282

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- Nay. - Two against one! Oh, well.

#283

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Paddy's Irish Pub will henceforth remain the hottest gay bar

#284

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n Philadelphia.

#285

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Hey, hey! What's going on?

#286

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- Look at you! You look good! - Oh, thank you. That's so sweet.

#287

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- So, where we going? - I thought we'd go grab a drink.

#288

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- Oh, I want one so bad. - All righty!

#289

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Oh, a coffee shop. I thought you meant, like, a drink at a bar.

#290

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Yeah, absolutely. Uh, here, why don't you have a seat here.

#291

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I'll go up and get the coffee. What would you like?

#292

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- I don't really drink coffee. - Totally.

#293

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What do you want, Charlie?

#294

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"What do you want, Charlie?" Um, well,

#295

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I'd like you to take a look at the young African-American woman

#296

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sitting at the table over there.

#297

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- Okay. - That woman is my friend.

#298

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Wow. Good for you.

#299

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So, the other day when you heard me saying something about

#300

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certain people hanging from rafters, I was quoting a friend of mine...

#301

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What are you trying to say? Spit it out.

#302

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Well, maybe now that you know that I'm not racist,

#303

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you and I could go on a little... - Dude, N-O.

#304

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How many times do I have to say it to you?

#305

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- One time is fine. - Apparently one time is not fine.

#306

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- One time per time I ask you. - Hey, what's going on up here?

#307

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Oh, not too much. Charlie's using you to prove that he's not racist

#308

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and then he asked me out on a date.

#309

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Charlie, is this true?

#310

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Would that upset you if it was something that was true?

#311

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(disco music playing)

#312

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Charlie, I think you need to see a doctor. This thing looks really bad.

#313

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- I did! - What'd he say?

#314

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He said that Janell punched me in my eye!

#315

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All right, well, you need to keep that eye...

#316

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- Wait. Her name's Janell? - Yeah.

#317

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Janell Jenkins. She's got a hell of a right hand.

#318

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She also said that if she ever saw me again,

#319

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she was going to slit my throat. - Are you two seeing this?

#320

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Boys are out tonight, huh?

#321

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This is unbelievable. What the hell is going on here?

#322

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You got black women crawling all over you

#323

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and this Mary over here is the belle of the ball.

#324

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Why do these people like you guys so much?

#325

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Well, dude, it's not that they like us.

#326

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It's that they don't like you. You know why?

#327

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Uh, because you're an asshole!

#328

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- Is that true? - Yeah, kind of.

#329

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Hey, listen, can I talk to you in the back for a second?

#330

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- What's up? - You know that girl

#331

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Charlie's talking about? That Janell? I know her.

#332

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- Okay. So what? - I think I know how we can solve

#333

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this whole gay mess.

#334

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- Great. How? - First we gotta start with Dennis.

#335

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Can you get him so drunk tonight? On tequila.

#336

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But like a lot of it. Enough, that maybe he might hurt himself.

#337

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- Sure. No problem. - All right.

#338

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Where are you going?

#339

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I gotta talk to a couple of friends from my acting class.

#340

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But seriously, blackout drunk.

#341

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All right.

#342

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Okay. So you did the lime first, and then the shot, right?

#343

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No. No, no, no, no. Dude.

#344

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- You take the salt. - Take the salt.

#345

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- And then you take the shot. - Okay.

#346

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- And then you suck on the lime. - Okay.

#347

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Why don't you show me again. I'm getting a little bit confused.

#348

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- You lick it. - Salt. Lick it.

#349

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- And then you slam it. - Yeah?

#350

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(burps)

#351

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Oh, that's great. All right, so, I'm gonna do the shot first...

#352

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No, no, no, no. Oh, please, please, dude.

#353

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- You're not listening to me. - Well, I'm just not getting it.

#354

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- You do the salt first. - The salt first.

#355

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- And then the lime. - Show me again, because I'm not...

#356

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The salt first. Then the lime.

#357

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(alarm beeping) (whimpers)

#358

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(groans)

#359

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Oh, God. (groans)

#360

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Hello.

#361

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Mmm.

#362

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(sighs) Nice.

#363

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(sighs) Beautiful.

#364

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(moaning) Hello, lover.

#365

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(screams) Whoa! What the hell!

#366

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What is going on here?

#367

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Relax, stud. You got nothing to be ashamed about.

#368

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What the fu... What does that mean?

#369

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- Did we have? - No. No. Don't be silly.

#370

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It was all hands.

#371

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How's that ass feelin'?

#372

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CHARLIE: I'm really glad you decided to embrace this.

#373

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- You're doing the right thing. - I think so, too, dude.

#374

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I feel really good about broadening my horizons.

#375

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It's gonna be fun. It's a good business decision.

#376

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I don't want to own a gay bar anymore.

#377

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- What, dude? - Oh, no. What happened?

#378

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Just, uh I was doing some thinking and, you know,

#379

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I think we had our little experiment. It was great.

#380

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- But we should go back to normal. - Oh.

#381

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You had an experiment, and you want

#382

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to go back to the way it was before the experiment. Interesting.

#383

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We had our experiment with the bar, and it was great.

#384

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- Let's go back to normal. - You're done experimenting then?

#385

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- Or are you gonna experiment more? - What is this experimenting?

#386

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- Hey, Dennis! What's up? - Listen, I got you some new CDs.

#387

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'Cause the music you had in the jukebox was a little bit stale.

#388

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Also, first thing we gotta do is get rid of these shamrocks.

#389

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'Cause nothing scares gays and black folks like Irish crap.

#390

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Can we talk for a second, though, in private?

#391

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Yeah. No problem.

#392

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So, listen, Terrell, it's not really working out.

#393

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We're gonna have to let you go.

#394

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I don't understand. I thought you guys were happy.

#395

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No, we were happy. But then Dennis had an experiment,

#396

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and he wants to go back to normal.

#397

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Yeah, we had that little experiment...

#398

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- Why you keep saying it like that? - You guys are being ridiculous.

#399

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Yeah, we're being ridiculous! We're making a lot of money here!

#400

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- Yes! Thank you! - Look, everybody! Sweet Dee's here!

#401

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- Hey, everybody! - Whoa! What are you doing here?

#402

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- Charlie? - What is going on here?

#403

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- You guys know each other? - Yeah! That's the crazy bitch

#404

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that punched me in my eye! - Charlie! That's my sister.

#405

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Now, just to clarify.

#406

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- When you say "sister", you mean... - I mean my sister.

#407

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Yes! Okay! This is great! Because earlier

#408

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you were implying that I was racist because you thought

#409

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that I was implying that all black people are related.

#410

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And then it turns out that you people actually are!

#411

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No, that's not what I meant. Hold on a second.

#412

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- I meant that you two actually are. - Mac?

#413

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Stop talkin'.

#414

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$111, $112, $113, $114!

#415

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On a Saturday night!

#416

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- We're back to normal. - We are back to normal. Mmm.

#417

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Dee, I gotta know. What exactly did you tell those guys

#418

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from your acting class to do to Dennis?

#419

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Oh, yeah, I know, I forgot to tell you. That didn't work out.

#420

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- What? - I couldn't get a hold of them.

#421

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Then why was he so freaked out?

#422

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How's that ass feelin'?

#423

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