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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 3, Episode 15 — The Gang Dances Their Asses Off

MAC: I'm not gonna read this bullshit. Just get me a Coors.

#1

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"What do I think my greatest strength as a server is?"

#2

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- What the hell is this, Frank? - Employee evaluation.

#3

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This bar is a business and we're gonna start acting like one.

#4

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I do not want to start acting like a business

#5

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because that sounds boring as shit. - Yeah, that sounds terrible.

#6

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Plus this thing's 10 pages long. I'm not gonna fill it out.

#7

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- That's gonna affect your rank. - What rank?

#8

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I put us all on a ranking system so you would care about your jobs.

#9

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- Are we ranked now? - Yes, we are.

#10

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- What's my rank? - Second, after me.

#11

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- Wait! What's my rank? - You're third.

#12

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- What? Why am I third? - Too volatile.

#13

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- Bullshit! That is bullshit! - Okay.

#14

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- What am I? - You're fifth.

#15

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Fifth? That's last. Why in the hell would I be last?

#16

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- Too much lip and very sassy. - Sassy? That doesn't make sense.

#17

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Like right now. You just don't know when to shut up.

#18

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- Hello! - You are late.

#19

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I just signed the bar up to host a dance competition

#20

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that's gonna be hosted live by the Q Crew on 102 Radio!

#21

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- The Q Crew! Good work! - Yeah.

#22

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That would be a good idea, except it's not a dance contest.

#23

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- It's a dance marathon. - What's the point?

#24

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It's an endurance competition.

#25

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We're gonna be enduring free promotion on the radio.

#26

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"Location: Paddy's Bar. Time: Saturday.

#27

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Date: With Charlie Kelly. Prize: Paddy's Pub."

#28

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- You put the bar up as a prize? - No.

#29

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I put the bar under the "Pride" section, things you're proud of.

#30

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It's a "Z", Charlie! Prize!

#31

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- Didn't you read that thing? - I gave it a once-over!

#32

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- Your illiteracy screwed us again! - Your illiteracy is screwing us!

#33

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- That doesn't make any sense! - I have an important question.

#34

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Does this make Charlie number five and I'm number four?

#35

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- Because in light of... - Dee! Shut up!

#36

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Stop with the sass! This is what Frank is talking about!

#37

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- You never know when to shut up. - Maybe this thing isn't legal.

#38

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No, it's legal. There was a lawyer there.

#39

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- What are we gonna do now? - We're gonna dance our asses off!

#40

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(disco)

#41

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Hey, everybody. DJ Squirrely D and Fat Michael here from Q102.

#42

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- The Q Crew. - Coming to you from Paddy's Pub!

#43

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Kicking off our old-time dance marathon.

#44

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Where the owners have put up their bar as the first prize.

#45

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How about a quick recap of the rules for our listeners?

#46

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All dancers must remain on their feet and dancing at all times.

#47

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If you drop to the floor, you are out.

#48

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- People, this could take hours. - It could take days.

#49

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It could take weeks. So stay tuned, 'cause someone's gonna win a bar!

#50

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- But only right here on Q102. - The Q Crew!

#51

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- Good job, Charlie. - Take it easy and enjoy yourself,

#52

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'cause I'm gonna win this thing with this right here!

#53

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- What the hell is that? - Eighth grade dance competition.

#54

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- I won to this song. - It's an endurance competition.

#55

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We're not gonna win the bar back with some dance you did in 1989.

#56

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They don't care if you dance well. It's a marathon.

#57

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What's up, assholes?

#58

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- What the hell you doing here? - I'm here to win your bar.

#59

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Awesome. This whole thing was a mistake.

#60

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So maybe you can help us win the bar back.

#61

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Why would I ever help you do anything?

#62

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All you've ever done... Stop. All you've done is screw me over.

#63

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Now I'm here to win back your bar.

#64

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- We're good though, right? - Go to hell.

#65

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Do you want to partner up in this dance competition?

#66

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Stop touching me, Charlie.

#67

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Hello, jerks. Surprised to see me back?

#68

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Rickety Cricket. You're here to win the bar because we ruined your life.

#69

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Good guess.

#70

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And I'm gonna win this bar with the help of my shiny new legs.

#71

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The latest leg brace technology courtesy of Pennsylvania.

#72

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Maybe we should partner up, ruin their lives together.

#73

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- Maybe we should. Jealous? - No.

#74

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- Let's go, Cricket. - It's Matthew.

#75

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Holy shit.

#76

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What's going on with Rickety Cricket's new legs?

#77

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- They look so sturdy. - He's half machine.

#78

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He's got a liquid hydraulic cooling system going on with that thing.

#79

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That's cheating, dude. He's gonna win with those things.

#80

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- It's like an exoskeleton. - It's exactly like an exoskeleton!

#81

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We'll have to resort to foul play.

#82

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There's no point in taking any chances. Let's get dirty.

#83

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Maybe he'll sweat so much he'll rust those bionic legs.

#84

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We should kick him in the dick! (horn honking, bells clanging)

#85

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- What is that awful noise? - We got our first challenge!

#86

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I need Mac to collect his dignity and step to the center.

#87

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What? We've only been dancing for two minutes. Who's challenged me?

#88

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(motors whirring)

#89

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Shit. (bell clangs)

#90

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Our two dancers have one song to strut their stuff.

#91

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The loser will have to wear this 25-pound keg around his neck

#92

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for the rest of the competition. - Talk about a ball and chain.

#93

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- I'm going through a messy divorce. - He's not gonna go down easy.

#94

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No way. He's fueled by vengeance

#95

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and reinforced with space-age technology.

#96

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- And go! (scream) - My legs!

#97

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- The technology failed me! - He's fallen and he can't get up!

#98

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- I am stealing that line! - It's already yours!

#99

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All right. That's our first casualty of the night.

#100

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But stay tuned. There's plenty more where that came from.

#101

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Why don't we mix things up a little bit, by slowing things down?

#102

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Everybody couple up and hit the dance floor.

#103

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(ballad) Don't be afraid to get "sextra" close.

#104

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- Osmond close on Q102. - The Q Crew.

#105

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I do not even understand the smell coming from your body, dude.

#106

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Relax, dude. I forgot to put on deodorant.

#107

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- You gonna give me shit all day? - I never saw you wear deodorant.

#108

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You've never seen me wash my testicles,

#109

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but that doesn't mean I don't do it every Friday.

#110

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And I swear to God you've got lice, man.

#111

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I see little bugs crawling all over your body.

#112

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That's glitter. I tried to make myself look a little fancy.

#113

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- Mr. Fancy Pants. - Excuse me.

#114

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I'm just trying to have a good competition here.

#115

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I gotta get outta here. When is the partner switch?

#116

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This could be a great idea to shake things up a little bit.

#117

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Use the partner switch to get inside people's heads.

#118

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Why is the person that's ranked last trying to hatch a plan?

#119

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- Yeah, I wonder that too. - I just came up with an idea.

#120

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This could be a good opportunity to shake things up.

#121

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We could use this partner switch to get into people's heads.

#122

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- Now you're talking! - Are you being serious?

#123

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Shut up. We're hatching a plan.

#124

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But we're gonna need a man on the outside. Frank, that's you.

#125

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Why? Because I'm old? That's bullshit!

#126

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No, dude. Because you're the best at scheming.

#127

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We need you on the outside running things. Take a knee.

#128

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- Kneel down. - Take a knee for the team, buddy.

#129

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Yeah, there you go! (whistle blows)

#130

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- Another one bites the dust. - Q Crew!

#131

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We did just screw him over to kick him out of the contest, right?

#132

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- Absolutely. - What?

#133

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And by the way, when we get the bar back, you're ranked last!

#134

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You can't rank me last. I created the ranking system.

#135

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Then you shouldn't have dropped out, you old bitch.

#136

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You lousy bastards.

#137

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So who's next? Who's looking good out there?

#138

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That young couple over there looks pretty limber.

#139

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- We should take them out. - Okay, I'll take the girl.

#140

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I'm gonna dance with the waitress for a little while.

#141

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That's not gonna work. Mac, take the waitress.

#142

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You can tire her out with your spastic movement.

#143

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I'll tire her out with my awesome movements.

#144

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Whatever it is.

#145

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You should get into it more, Dee.

#146

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(waltz)

#147

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This is great, Dee. This is so restful.

#148

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I'm really building up my reserves for later.

#149

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I'm just really glad I can be of help, Charlie.

#150

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Thank you.

#151

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Mac and the waitress are getting pretty close.

#152

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What's the matter? Can't keep up?

#153

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No, I can't understand why you're dancing like that.

#154

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I feel like you're gonna hit me. Please don't hit me.

#155

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Good. Don't be afraid to get in real close, okay?

#156

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Okay. How long have you been a dance instructor?

#157

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A long time. Years.

#158

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My fiancé and I we're not really dancers.

#159

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We just joined this competition because we both got laid off.

#160

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Right. I'm gonna dip you down now.

#161

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Just stick your knee into my groin, just like that.

#162

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Grind your hips and pulse your thighs. Ready? Go.

#163

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- What the hell are you doing? - Relax. He's an instructor.

#164

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He's showing me a new dance. What's it called again?

#165

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- The Rococo Bang. - That's funny.

#166

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- Isn't it? - Looks like he's feeling you up.

#167

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I don't want to get in the middle of anything here.

#168

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I'm just trying to teach your fiancée a new dance.

#169

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You don't want to deprive her of that, do you?

#170

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I think a little dance instruction might help us last longer.

#171

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- All right. Just make it quick. - I'll make it quick.

#172

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Gloria, for this next part you're gonna want to grip my buttocks.

#173

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- Okay. Like that? - Right.

#174

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Now we're gonna go down nice and low.

#175

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Now grind and shift .and around and push

#176

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- And feel and grip and grip. Good. - I see. Yeah.

#177

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(exhaling sharply)

#178

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- I'm over it anyway. - Are you?

#179

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So let's not worry about it.

#180

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Let's just talk about other things for a little bit.

#181

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I'm glad you're over it, 'cause he's definitely gonna bang her.

#182

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- He's gonna bang her? - You're not over it!

#183

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I gotta stop that. I can't let that go on.

#184

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You gotta get Mac out of this competition.

#185

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- Yes! I gotta get him out. - You gotta get rid of him.

#186

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- How would I do that? - I got an idea.

#187

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RICKETY CRICKET: They burned you, too, didn't they?

#188

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I know how it feels. The pain, the hurt.

#189

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How about you and me join forces, and we make things right?

#190

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- Get lost, street rat! - I was a man of the cl...

#191

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Look, I want these guys, Frank. I want them!

#192

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And I will stalk the streets and live in the shadows of the night

#193

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until the streets of Philadelphia run red with their blood!

#194

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- You got a lot of anger in you. - You're damn right!

#195

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- Are you in or out? - I'm in.

#196

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(whistle blows)

#197

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Here he is. What a competition... Saw you dancing with the waitress.

#198

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But I'm not jealous. I'm very impressed with your dance moves.

#199

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Thank you, Charlie.

#200

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Much better dancing than people give you credit for.

#201

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- I've always thought that. - The elbow thing...

#202

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You like the elbow thing? It's a specifically choreographed.

#203

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- I'll show it to you one day. - I don't want to learn it.

#204

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You probably couldn't pull it off anyway.

#205

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- How do you feel about Dennis? - Dennis?

#206

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Dennis has been driving me crazy.

#207

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- I feel like he's a little jealous. - And nervous.

#208

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Nervous that you're gonna be ranked number one

#209

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when this whole thing goes down. - You think so?

#210

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Absolutely!

#211

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First of all, you deserve to be ranked number one at the bar.

#212

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I think I do. I think I deserve to be number one.

#213

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I've been working so hard for so many years.

#214

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The cream always rises to the top.

#215

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You're made of cream, and your cream is all over his face, man.

#216

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- That pisses him off. - He hates that shit, dude.

#217

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I'm always putting my cream all over his face, and it pisses him off.

#218

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- My Gid. - We need to take Dennis out.

#219

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- You think? - Yes!

#220

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- And there's only one way to do it. - What's that?

#221

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(bell clangs)

#222

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- You don't want to do this. - I think I do, buddy.

#223

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'Cause I got the moves that are gonna make me number one.

#224

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Why don't you just go with the best dancer?

#225

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Hit it. (dance pop)

#226

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(continues)

#227

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#If I were you I'd take precaution

#228

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#Before I step To meet my girl#

#229

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- Goddamn it! - Well, glad that's settled.

#230

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I think I'm gonna go get in that chick's pants now.

#231

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MAC: I thought they were engaged. - Engaged. That's just a word.

#232

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- It doesn't mean anything. - It means they're getting married.

#233

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Married, engaged. They're just words.

#234

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My parents were married and engaged once.

#235

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You saw how that worked out. I'm gonna go bang that chick.

#236

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Enjoy wearing that keg for the rest of the competition.

#237

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Yeah, that's good.

#238

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Looking a little stiff there.

#239

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- Want me to give you pointers? - That's okay.

#240

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Come on, man. Let me show you some moves.

#241

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- He's just trying to help. - All right, fine.

#242

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All right, here we go. I'm gonna pretend like you're Gloria.

#243

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You're not nearly as beautiful, but I can use my imagination.

#244

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I'm gonna teach you how to dip her. That's really important.

#245

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I'm gonna put my arm around your waist just like that.

#246

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Keep moving. We don't want you out of the competition, right?

#247

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No!

#248

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Then I'm gonna bend my knees and dip you down real low.

#249

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My goodness! What happened? You lost your grip?

#250

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- You dropped me on purpose! - Calm down, Robert.

#251

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It's perfectly natural to blame the teacher at first.

#252

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- We're all feeling a little tired. - You son of a bitch!

#253

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Robert, stop. Come on. It was an accident.

#254

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Come on! Let's get out of here!

#255

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Wait a second. You've come this far.

#256

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- You don't want to stop now. - Butt out, man.

#257

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This is none of your business. Now come on, honey!

#258

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We came here to win. We need this!

#259

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(growls) He's a violent guy.

#260

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I know. I hate it when he gets like that.

#261

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Gotta be careful with that one.

#262

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- Goddamn it. FRAANK: I feel your pain, Mac.

#263

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- We all do. - What the hell's going on here?

#264

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- We're making brownies. - The drug-filled kind.

#265

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- Shut up, Cricket! - What's he talking about, Frank?

#266

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They're filled with sedatives. (laughing)

#267

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You want to help me distribute them? I'll make you my number two.

#268

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- You're not even in the contest. - I certainly am.

#269

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I have an inside horse. You see this homeless gentleman?

#270

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- He wins, I win. - Come on, Mac. Join our crew.

#271

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Shut up, you goddamn street rat! Keep working!

#272

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You are on your way out.

#273

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So you might as well go out with a bang

#274

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and have some insurance. - Okay, I'm in.

#275

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But I don't know how much longer I can last here.

#276

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- This thing's killing my back. - I'll come up with a rig.

#277

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- Definitely. - Shut up, street rat.

#278

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(disco)

#279

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Wow. He's getting pretty close to that pretty girl.

#280

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- Yeah. - You gotta make him jealous.

#281

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I don't want to make him jealous. I want to win your bar.

#282

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Okay.

#283

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How do you think I could make him jealous?

#284

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I'll tell you what you need to do. See that homeless guy?

#285

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- You gotta dance with him. - That doesn't make any sense.

#286

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- It makes sense. You're tired. - I am, but it doesn't make sense.

#287

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- Okay, it's reverse psychology. - No, it's not.

#288

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You know what? I'm his sister.

#289

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I know him really well. I know him a lot better than you.

#290

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The only way you're gonna be able to land Dennis

#291

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s by making him feel he's lower on your list

#292

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than a disgusting, filthy homeless guy.

#293

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- I'm gonna go grind a homeless guy. - Good girl. Make it dirty.

#294

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(swing)

#295

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My God! She's really grinding away over there!

#296

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Eat your heart out, Dennis Reynolds!

#297

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Hey, pretty lady? Look, can you do me a favor?

#298

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Can you prop your leg up and grind on me all sexual-like?

#299

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Charlie's over there blowing up my spot with that girl.

#300

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- He is blowing up your spot. - I know.

#301

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Better make some moves to get her back.

#302

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I'm gonna make some moves like a ranked number two guy would.

#303

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- You're number two. - What's up, bitches?

#304

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- Why are you dancing so strangely? - Because of all my energy.

#305

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I got tons of energy now because of this.

#306

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- Energy bar. Have some. - Looks like a shit ball.

#307

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- No! That's an energy bar! - Why is it so heavy and big?

#308

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Because it's filled with vitamins and shit.

#309

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Just eat it and you'll have a burst of energy. Trust me.

#310

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- Don't eat it, Dee! - It's filled with cough medicine.

#311

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- I love you! - You traitor bastard!

#312

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- That's it, Cricket. - You're my whole life.

#313

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I love you. I ain't going out without a fight!

#314

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Don't leave me in the sun. I'll burn.

#315

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You are in cahoots with those guys?

#316

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I'm not in cahoots with anybody!

#317

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- You've been cahooting with them! - I have not been cahooting!

#318

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You're wearing Rickety Cricket's exoskeleton right now!

#319

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- I am not! Okay. - Yes, you are!

#320

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So I'm wearing it.

#321

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- You are pathetic. Am I, Dee? Is this pathetic?

#322

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- What are you doing, bro? - A man can't enjoy a sexual lady?

#323

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Not when it's with my partner. I'm cutting in.

#324

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- Get out of here! I need her! - Why do you need her?

#325

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- Just put it that way. - You leave me no choice, Charlie.

#326

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- Hey, asshole. - Whatever. Wanna dance?

#327

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- Yes! - Good.

#328

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Good. Take a load off. Let these strong, sweet, sexual arms hold you.

#329

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- So strong. - I gotcha. So strong.

#330

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(screams) No!

#331

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(whistle blows) You made me do that.

#332

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- You piece of shit. - Yeah, maybe.

#333

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You piece of shit! Dennis Reynolds, I trusted you!

#334

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- Why? - You're the biggest piece of shit!

#335

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That's it. I'm taking this one out. I'm going limp.

#336

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No, Charlie. Don't go limp. I got you, Gloria.

#337

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- You're hurting me! - Charlie, don't do this.

#338

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- He's trying to have sex with you. - I'm not gonna have sex with you!

#339

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- What do you mean? - I'm engaged!

#340

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Engaged is just a word. It doesn't have any meaning.

#341

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- No, it's a very serious word. - Thank you!

#342

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- I was getting somewhere, wasn't I? - No, you weren't.

#343

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- Really? See you later. - No!

#344

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(gasps) (whistle blows)

#345

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You really are the biggest piece of shit on the planet.

#346

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- You still talking to me? (huffs) - Dick!

#347

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Don't worry, ma'am, 'cause I'm about to take this sucker out!

#348

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- You're gonna take me out? - You bet.

#349

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- How are you gonna do that? - This right here. DJ Fat Michael!

#350

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- Squirrely D? - Yeah!

#351

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Please play my dance for a dance challenge.

#352

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- That's a can-do, my brother. - Let me tell you a lesson.

#353

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The cream always rises to the top.

#354

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I'm about to show you the white-hot cream of an 8th grade boy.

#355

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My God. Play the tape. (bell clangs)

#356

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(slow disco)

#357

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You gotta be kidding me.

#358

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(continues)

#359

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#Watching every motion In my foolish lovers game

#360

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#On this endless ocean Finally lovers know no shame#

#361

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It was like a ballet.

#362

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How did he remember the choreography? It was 20 years ago.

#363

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I don't know. It was beautiful, man.

#364

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- What's going on, monkeys? - How are those kegs treating you?

#365

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Pretty good. What you munching on, pal?

#366

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Energy ball, courtesy of my partner here.

#367

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- You look pretty woozy there. - I'm feeling woozy.

#368

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What is it? Wait. What is up, man? I feel like I'm tripping.

#369

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Charlie, that might be the cough medicine.

#370

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You got about 15 minutes until you drop like a ton of bricks.

#371

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- Holy shit! Did you play me? - I played you good.

#372

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Maybe now you two jerks might want to start treating me with respect.

#373

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- Why would we show you respect? - Yeah, why?

#374

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I masterminded this situation. (blows raspberry)

#375

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Not only did I get Charlie to eat a drug-filled brownie,

#376

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I got everybody in here to do it.

#377

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Pretty soon, people are gonna be dropping like flies,

#378

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and it's gonna be me and you two jerks.

#379

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- Good luck with those kegs, boners. - Bitch.

#380

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There is enough cough medicine in there to kill a gorilla.

#381

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If you keep eating it, you're not gonna last five minutes.

#382

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Bro, I can handle my sedatives.

#383

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(waltz)

#384

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(continues)

#385

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I cannot believe how long Charlie has lasted after eating the brownie.

#386

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Karate, snow machine... Chop set...

#387

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- What's with the chopping? - I'm chopping all over my action.

#388

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And mostly power.

#389

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- He's lost his damn mind. - My back's killing me.

#390

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Break me off a piece of that exoskeleton.

#391

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It doesn't work that way.

#392

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You can't just break off a piece of an exoskeleton.

#393

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Give me some of that liquid hydraulic shit!

#394

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It's a sensitive science! Don't use your elbows!

#395

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Dennis, what are you doing? (whistle blows)

#396

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- Double whammy! - Are you happy? Dee's gonna win.

#397

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No. We still got Charlie.

#398

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(whistle blows) Don't worry about it.

#399

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I got an inside horse, Larry. That's my inside horse.

#400

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- Larry! Stay awake! - Go, Larry!

#401

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He's staying up! Come on, Larry! You can do it!

#402

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You feeling bad? That's too bad.

#403

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'Cause I'm just getting my second wind. Cricket! Now!

#404

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Here I come, Dee! I love you so much!

#405

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(screaming) (whistle blows)

#406

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- My God, my knee! - Larry! You won the bar for us!

#407

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- Larry wins! All right, Larry! - I have a shattered kneecap!

#408

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- Dee, we can start again. Right? - Never talk to me again, rat!

#409

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Look on the bright side. At least you're not ranked last anymore.

#410

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- Who's last now? - Charlie.

#411

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MAC: That kid really needs to learn how to read.

#412

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