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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 3, Episode 5 — The Aluminum Monster vs Fatty Magoo

That's a good shirt, Charlie. I like it. You should buy that.

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You like it? Okay, stand a little to your left, please.

#2

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- Why? - Just a little bit to your left?

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- Why, Charlie? - So I can steal it.

#4

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No, you're not gonna steal it. Just buy the shirt.

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It's fine. It doesn't even have the exploding ink thing on it.

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- We're good. - Oh, great news.

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I'm not getting arrested with you. So buy it.

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(Scoffs) What is the point?

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The point is that you have, like, four articles of clothing.

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And that's it for years and years and years now.

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- So buy something new. - All right,

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first of all, this place is a rip-off, okay?

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Secondly, someone should teach these people how to do a decent hem,

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don't you think? - Are you unsatisfied with that hem?

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- Very unsatisfied with the hem. - What do you know about hems?

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I've been sewing my clothes back together for almost my entire life.

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I know a thing or two about a hem, Dee, all right?

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- Well, that's just sad. - Well, it's not sad.

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It's a very valuable skill set. So, you know...

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- Just try the shirt on and buy it. - All right.

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WOMAN: Shut up!

#22

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- Shut up! Dee Reynolds? - Yeah.

#23

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Ingrid! Nelson. From high school.

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- Ingrid Nelson? (laughs) - Yeah.

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You look so different. What happened to all of the fat parts?

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I lost 'em! I lost a ton of weight!

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And look at you. You look so beautiful.

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You don't have that hideously, ugly,

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disgusting back brace anymore. - Yeah. Yeah.

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Oh, God! We were such losers in high school!

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Do you remember what people used to call us?

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Uh, I don't remember.

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The Aluminum Monster and Fatty Magoo!

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- Yeah, that was it. - Remember?

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- Yeah. Yes. - You were the Aluminum Monster!

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- I was Fatty Magoo! - Yes. Yes.

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Hey, do you remember how you used to say that you were gonna be famous

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and have your own clothing line? - Did I say that?

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Oh, my God. Every day.

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Every day, it was "famous actress this" and "famous model that".

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And all the kids did was laugh at you.

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That is a good memory.

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Well, no. I mean, it inspired me. I thought to myself,

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"If the Aluminum Monster can do it, then so can I."

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- Oh! - Dee, you're in my store!

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- This is your store? - Yes!

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Wow! (laughs)

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- All this, yours? Gosh! - Yeah.

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Hey, so, did you ever do... Are you a model now?

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- Are you... Did you... - Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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- Yeah? - Not-Not-Not... Yeah.

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Not right now... because I'm shopping.

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- Did you go to law school? - Oh, my God, I did!

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- You did? - Yeah, for a little while.

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- I loved it. - God, you must be so busy.

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I'm so busy. So busy that I have to go.

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But it was really excellent to see you.

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- It was so good to see you too. - Oh, and congratulations.

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- I would love to hang out. - Hang out? We're gonna hang out!

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We're gonna do that! We're gonna do all of that!

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Okay. (laughs)

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Charlie. You're not gonna believe this.

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I just ran into the biggest loser from my high school.

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- And she owns this store! - Really?

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I used to say all this stuff about...

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how I was gonna be big and famous to keep her down.

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- Oh, yeah. - But it did the opposite.

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It inspired her or something, which is terrible.

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I'll tell you what. Calm down. Here's what you do, all right?

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Pop on a couple things, slip 'em on, we'll walk right out of here.

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No. No, that's not good enough. I gotta beat her at her own game.

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Charlie? I got a fatty to take down.

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Dee, how's your design coming along?

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I can't believe you stole that shirt.

#75

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Come on. I steal lots of things. You don't have to get all huffy.

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- Let me take a look. - No. It's not ready for looking.

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Let me take a look... See, I'll tell you if I like it or not.

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- I'm not ready, Charlie. - What are you guys working on?

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Dee's designing a dress to put her old nerd friend back in her place.

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- Oh, which nerd friend? - Um, the fat one.

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- Ingrid Nelson. - Ingrid... Oh, Fatty Magoo?

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- That's right. - Oh, your old sidekick.

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- What's she been up to? - She owns her own clothing store.

#84

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So Dee's making a dress. I'm gonna help her sew it.

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Because according to Dee, I'm a loser too. Did you know this?

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But, Sweet Dee, being a winner's not something that you can become.

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It's something that you're kind of born with. Like me.

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- Like us. - Like me.

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- Let me take a look at this. - No, hold on.

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- Let's just peek at it. - I feel like

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you're gonna make fun of it. It's not done yet. (laughs)

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Dee, when did... What is this? Is it a boat?

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- No, it's... - It's a boat with a triangle.

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- It's not a boat. CHARLIE: No, there's a cup

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and a straw. - It's a cocktail dress.

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- That's a strap. - Is it a raincoat?

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- It's not a raincoat! - No. That's a plug.

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- It's a lightbulb. - Well, in my head, it's very...

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It's elegant. I'm having a hard time putting it out onto paper...

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Through your hands? Have your hands been smashed with hammers?

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- What is wrong with you? - You're definitely not gonna be

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putting anybody in their place with a drawing like this.

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- Let me give it a shot. - Dennis, take a stab at it.

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I'm gonna start with the breasts.

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- Oh, naturally. - Come on!

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CHARLIE: Oh, those are beautiful. - Bountiful.

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- I would say so. Oh, yeah! - Gorgeous, right? You see? Okay?

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- That is some good... - Then we move on to the waist.

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(whistles) - Yes. - Delicate, precise.

#110

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You can draw. I'm getting kind of, like, a little flustered here.

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Yeah, that's understandable. She's a nice looking lady.

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I'll tell you what, dude. How about I take this sketch, right?

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And then I talk to Frank about, you know, a really good sewing machine.

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- And then I whip up a prototype... - Oh, of my designs?

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What? You dick! Charlie, come on!

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- I thought we were a team! - Relax. I'm still gonna help you

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make your raincoat with the straw. - It's not a raincoat!

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What is this? This woman doesn't even have a rib cage.

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Doesn't matter, Dee. Because winners always win.

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You're not a winner because you used to be popular in high school.

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But I think you peaked.

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Peaked? Peaked, Dee?

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Mmm. (chuckles)

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Let me tell you something. I haven't even begun to peak.

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And when I do peak, you'll know.

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Because I'm gonna peak so hard

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that everybody in Philadelphia's gonna feel it.

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I'm in my prime. And I bet you that I could sell these dresses

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to Fatty Magoo just based on these sketches alone.

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And your loser friend is gonna buy 'em because she's a fatty.

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And that's just the way of the world.

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All I have to do is turn on my winning charm...

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and Fatty Magoo will be putty in my hands.

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- 'Cause us winners always win. - He wasn't talking about you.

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I... think he was.

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- It's too streaky. - Where?

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- Everywhere. Fix it. - Well, I'm trying, Frank!

#138

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I've never spray-painted a chair before. Why do you cover your mouth?

#139

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Because that lead paint is extremely toxic.

#140

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What? Is that why I'm feeling so dizzy?

#141

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Hey, all I'm hearing is excuses. And I still have a blotchy chair.

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Wait a second! What am I saying? What am I doing here?

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You're making my chair look like it was dipped in gold.

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- Now get back to work. - Nobody is stupid enough

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to think that your chair was dipped in gold, Frank.

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- Why am I helping you? - Because I'm manipulating you.

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That's the way I get people to do things for me.

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- Really? - Yeah.

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Shit, that's awesome. How did you do that?

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If you make my chair look really nice, I will tell you.

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Deal! (laughs)

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- I got you. - Oh, great. Oh, good, good.

#153

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Excellent. Listen, man. I need to use your business connections

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to see if I can get a really cheap sewing machine.

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Why?

#156

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Dennis and I are gonna make a dress, see if we can sell it.

#157

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You're gonna go in the garment business?

#158

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No, dude. I'm not going into the garment business, okay?

#159

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I'm just gonna make one single dress with Dennis.

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- Who's gonna run the operation? - It's not an operation, dude.

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Look, I just want your help getting a sewing machine.

#162

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Whoa. Wait. Has that chair been dipped in gold?

#163

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So we would cinch it up nice and tight through the waist,

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giving a nice, subtle lift to the top of the dress,

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and keeping those fat tummies in check. Gorgeous.

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- Okay, Dennis, I'm confused. - Why's that?

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These are just pictures of women with giant breasts.

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Yeah.

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And in some of these sketches, the women aren't even wearing clothes.

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- Yes. - Well, why?

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Listen, let me level with you. You're an attractive enough girl.

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I mean, certainly you've got some potential.

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There's no reason for you to be so nervous around me.

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Why don't you just order a couple of my dresses,

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and maybe if you're lucky, I'll even make one special just for you.

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And if you look good enough in it, hell,

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I might even consider having sex with you. (laughs)

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- How does that sound? - Terrible.

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(laughs) All right. Let's just calm down.

#180

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You're having a reaction. That's understandable.

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It's the nerd in you talking. Why don't we start over?

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How many of my dresses would you like to order?

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None. Not one.

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Ok, look. I'm not gonna take "no" for an answer

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because I just refuse to do that because I'm a winner.

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And winners, we don't listen to words like "no",

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or "don't", or "stop".

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Those words are just not in our vocabulary. I know what you need.

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You need to see my dress on a model.

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I'll tell you what.

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I'm gonna come back tomorrow with a model.

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- Please don't do that. - Save your breath, Ingrid.

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Those words have never worked on me. I'll see you tomorrow.

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(door closes)

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Look, I am so confused.

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Why does she have light bulbs growing out of her neck?

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Light bulbs? What? Those are shoulder pads.

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- What? - Yeah.

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You know what? I'll walk you through it.

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No. I don't even want...

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Why don't you just help me make Dennis's designs?

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Because Dennis's designs are terrible.

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- I enjoy them. - I know you do. I walked in

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and saw you enjoying them very much this morning in the bar.

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This again. I told you I was scratching myself, Dee!

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You were scratching hard and very vigorously. So...

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- 'Cause that's the only way I... - It must've really itched.

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All right. All right, fine. What is this thing?

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- That is Dennis's prototype. - No, I know it's the prototype.

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But I don't get how it works. (groans)

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You're asking a million questions! All right, look.

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I'm just gonna have to walk you through it, all right?

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- So pay attention. - Yes. Thank you.

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The pretty lady gets naked, of course.

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And I help her into the prototype.

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My hands guiding along her body, making sure that it fits properly.

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Now the dress is starting to look fantastic, you know?

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And she feels very excited. She feels very sensual.

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And I feel very sensual about her because she looks so good.

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And then, you know, we chitchat a little bit. No big deal.

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But she asks me back to her place. Where did that come from?

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I accept, you know? And then, you know, we chitchat at her place.

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It's no big deal. But eventually she says, you know,

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"Do you want to make love, Charlie?" - Oh, God.

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And I say, "Are you serious? Because yes, I do".

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And then just, boom, we're into it. And it's hot and it's passionate.

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- Charlie? - Then it's just me and you, babe.

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all night long. - My God. Charlie?

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And I satisfy her so many times, she starts screaming my name.

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- Charlie! - "Charlie," she says.

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- "Charlie," she says. - Charlie!

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- Jesus! - Dee! (groans)

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What are you... I thought you had walked back over...

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No, I've been standing here the whole time!

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- I was in the middle... - Are you gonna help me with this

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or not? - I'm trying to...

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- What are you doing? You look... - Oh, Jesus. I'm gonna do it myself.

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I gotta say, Frank, I'm really happy about this partition.

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I can't tell you how many memories this brings back.

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This is exactly the way I ran my sweatshops.

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- Is it? - You have to separate them from us.

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- Right. Right. - They need to be trained.

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- Okay, yeah. I got an idea. - Trained.

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- I got an idea, okay? - I want to play music in there.

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'Cause I think it'll keep them happy and motivated.

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- And they'll work harder. - No, no, no.

#247

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Mac, you gotta break 'em. You gotta break 'em like dogs!

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- Break 'em! Break 'em like dogs! - Yeah!

#249

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You want to learn about manipulation?

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- Yes, yes. - This is it. All right, here.

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Your first rule of manipulation...

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s you gotta show them who is boss!

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You gotta rant and rave and yell at people!

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(mouths words) Then they find their place. That's it.

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Everyone gather around. I have an announcement to make!

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Dennis has an announcement! Go. Now's your chance.

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- Now's my chance. - Rant and rave.

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Gather around. Everybody, gather around, please!

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- We're all standing here. - Is this everybody?

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- Is this everybody? - You know that. What are you doing?

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- Dennis has an announcement! - Yeah, I heard that.

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- I'm wondering what it is. - It's an announcement!

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- What's up, Dennis? - I have an announcement.

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- Oh, my God! What is it? - Quiet on the floor, please!

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Dennis, your announcement? Thank you.

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I think everyone will be pleased to learn

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that we have just received our first order.

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- That's amazing! - Ho-o-o!

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I can't believe they placed an order before they saw the prototype.

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Believe it, 'cause that's what just happened.

#271

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What the hell did Fatty Magoo like about your sketches?

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- Shut up! How many did they order? - Twenty-five.

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- Twenty-five? - 25 dresses, that's right. Charlie,

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do you have my prototype? - Yeah, yeah.

#275

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Hey, do you have any more of those sketches?

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Maybe like one where the lady's, like, looking right at you?

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Stop talking to me. All right, everyone.

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I want those dresses. Now I don't care how you do it.

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Just make it work.

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You heard the man. Make it work!

#281

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You heard our designer! Ladies and gentlemen, back to your stations!

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- Let's make it work! - No!

#283

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No, I'm not going to make it work! I'm designing my own clothes!

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I'm supposed to be the one who's beating Fatty Magoo!

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- Mac, take care of this. - Okay.

#286

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Dee, can I talk to you for a second? I know what you're trying to do.

#287

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You want to show this girl what's what. I get that.

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And I think if you just buckle down and join the team...

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Mac, I'm gonna stop you right there. First of all,

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your breath smells like an old lady fart passing through an onion.

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Secondly, I know you're trying to manipulate me.

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And it's not going to work. Get your hand off my shoulder,

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because I've got a fatty to burn.

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She's gonna be here any minute. Can we get this thing tighter?

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Or can we lift these up a little bit? Oh, my God!

#296

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- You sure this is the right size? - The dress is the right size.

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I wish we could say the same thing about your body? My God.

#298

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You eat he entire kitchen cupboard today?

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- What's wrong with my body? - So many things.

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I mean, your breasts, they're tiny. Your gut is huge.

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- I wear a "D" cup! - You're just lying about that.

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All right now, take this gut and suck it in.

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- What gut? - Suck the gut in before I scream.

#304

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How did you get into my office?

#305

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Ah. Well, how does anyone get in anywhere, Ingrid?

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- Hard work and persistence. - Did you kick in my door?

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I intend to kick down a lot of doors today, Ingrid.

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Now, you're gonna have to use your imagination a little bit,

#309

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my model is a little on the... (fart sound) side.

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But tell me what you see.

#311

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Well, I see a man committing a felony...

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by breaking into my office and destroying my property.

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I also see a very confused and uncomfortable model...

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who seems to be stuffed into an ill-fitting garbage bag.

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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I see what you're saying, yes.

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You're saying that you love the dress but you hate this model.

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She hates the dress, you freak!

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Silence your mouth! She cannot properly see the dress

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because your disgusting body is ruining it!

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I can't believe I let you see me naked.

#321

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- Well, that was part of the... - All right. I'm calling the police.

#322

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No. No, no, Ingrid. There's no need to call the police, okay?

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Because the only crime that's being committed today

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s the crime of ugliness.

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And sadly, you can't press charges for that.

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You know what? I'm just gonna have to come back next time

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with a model with a perfect body.

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You've been a disappointment. Shame on you.

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No, no, no. Shit.

#330

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Look at this. Beyond our wildest dreams.

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Everything working out, huh, Mac?

#332

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- This is brilliant, Frank. - It's going smooth.

#333

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How you doing with Charlie? Did you break him like a dog yet?

#334

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Almost. I've changed his diet to only dry food.

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And he's no longer allowed on any of the furniture.

#336

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Good. What about Deandra?

#337

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Hmm, not so good. She's still causing problems.

#338

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Hmm. You're gonna have to take care of this right away.

#339

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(machine grinding) Oh, goddamn.

#340

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- Dee! - Come on! Just go straight!

#341

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- Dee, come on! - I feel like it's broken.

#342

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It's not broken! You're just messing with it.

#343

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- I'm not messing with it. - You're punching in and you're...

#344

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Don't stomp on the pedal like that!

#345

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How do these people... Who are these women?

#346

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They're Eastern European women! I have no idea

#347

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where Frank got them. They're very good sewers.

#348

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- You should ask them how to sew. - They smell like sausage.

#349

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They do smell like sausage. It's terrible.

#350

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Charlie, shh! Dee, I need a word.

#351

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- Get outta here. - What are you working on?

#352

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It's my dress. You know that.

#353

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Ooh, ooh. Did we not have a conversation about this, Deandra?

#354

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The dress does not fit the prototype.

#355

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- I don't give a shit. - Come on, Dee.

#356

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- Don't rock the boat here. - Charlie, I can handle this.

#357

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I'm on your side here, man. I'm just trying to say she...

#358

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- Charlie, sit. - Don't tell me to sit, dude.

#359

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You want a treat? I think I got some jerky here...

#360

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(gasps) I do have some jerky in my pocket. Do you want some?

#361

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- Yeah. Yeah? - Yeah? You sure? You want some?

#362

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- Yeah. - Wait for it. Sit.

#363

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- Yeah. - Shake. Speak.

#364

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- I'd like some jerky, please. - Good boy!

#365

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(laughs) He caught it. He catches it every time.

#366

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- You want a piece of jerky? - No.

#367

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You're supposed to be a goddamn modeling agency

#368

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and this is the best you've got? I mean, I ask you to send me models

#369

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who are attractive. You send pictures of girls that have bodies

#370

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like Oompa-Loompas and hippopotamuses!

#371

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I can't talk to you people. I can't... (grunting)

#372

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How hard is it to find an attractive model in the city of Philadelphia?

#373

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Hey-oh! Guess what, buddy. We did it! We filled the order!

#374

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- What order? - The dresses, dude. 25.

#375

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Pretty efficient, huh?

#376

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Yeah. Just, uh, put 'em by the door or something.

#377

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Okay. Hey, you want me to help you bring 'em to the store?

#378

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No! No, I don't want you to ever go to the store ever!

#379

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- Why not? Something wrong? - No. Everything is... great.

#380

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Everything is... perfect.

#381

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Then why don't you want me to go to the store?

#382

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- 'Cause you're busy. - I'm not busy.

#383

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I actually have a pretty clear docket for the next couple of...

#384

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No, you're so busy. Because we just got another order.

#385

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We did? For how many?

#386

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Uh, a hundred.

#387

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A hundred? We got an order for a hundred dresses?

#388

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- Oh, my gosh! That's fantastic! - Mmm!

#389

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We gotta kick it up a notch.

#390

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(man yelling in German)

#391

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Dee, come here! Where the hell have you been?

#392

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It's only 9:00 in the morning.

#393

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Oh, my God. I've been here since 5:00.

#394

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- What? - Things have changed around here.

#395

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They're running this place like a concentration camp.

#396

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We shouldn't even be talking right now!

#397

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I think you better sit down and get to work. It's bad.

#398

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The situation is bad! Oh, my God!

#399

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They're watching us, Dee. They're always watching us.

#400

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What do you think they're saying out there, Frank?

#401

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I don't know, but I don't like it.

#402

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The German war propaganda was a nice idea.

#403

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Wait till you hear the steam whistle.

#404

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(German man screaming continues) Charlie, where's my dress?

#405

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(chuckles) Charlie, I left it right here! Where is it?

#406

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- Please don't do this. - Did you do something with it?

#407

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- What did you do? Where is it? - Just go back to work.

#408

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Tell me where it is, you son of a bitch!

#409

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- I'm not supposed to say! - You want to lose your hand?

#410

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- I'm not supposed to say! - Tell me where it is! Tell me!

#411

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(whistle screeching)

#412

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Is that a steam whistle?

#413

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What the hell's going on over there?

#414

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- Everything's fine. - What happened to my dress?

#415

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Was destroyed and the materials were distributed amongst the workers.

#416

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What? You guys! How could you do that to me?

#417

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I worked forever on that dress!

#418

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The dress did not fit the prototype!

#419

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- It didn't fit the prototype! - Screw the prototype!

#420

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What are you talking about? Now I have to start all over!

#421

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I'm afraid not, Deandra. We're gonna have to let her go.

#422

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You heard the man, Dee! Get off the floor!

#423

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- Oh, my God. You know what? - Off the floor now, Dee!

#424

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- Ladies! We're outta here! MAC: No.

#425

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We don't need this! Let's go! We got a whole box of knockwurst up there.

#426

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- A big pot of it! - Deandra, what are you doing?

#427

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- I'm staging a strike. Let's go! - I'm pulling it again!

#428

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- No, no... Back to work! - I'm pulling it again!

#429

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Back to work!

#430

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(pop music) You can do it, Dennis, because you're a winner.

#431

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You haven't peaked. You haven't even begun to peak.

#432

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But you're gonna peak today. You're gonna peak all over everybody.

#433

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Make it work, Dennis.

#434

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MAN: #Together forever And never to par

#435

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#Together forever we two#

#436

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- Make it work. - #And don't you know I would move#

#437

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- There she is! - Dee, what are you doing?

#438

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I'm having you arrested for slave labor.

#439

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Slave labor? What the hell are you talking about?

#440

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You bought some dresses from my brother, Dennis,

#441

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that were made in a sweatshop in the basement of our bar.

#442

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Do not listen to a word this woman says!

#443

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- She is stark-raving mad! - She's a goddamn lunatic, okay?

#444

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Those dresses were made by voluntary laborers who work for us

#445

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on their own free will to feed their starving families

#446

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n their home countries! - In a sweatshop!

#447

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- In a sweatshop! - Not a sweatshop.

#448

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- It is a sweatshop. - No, a working factory!

#449

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Which makes you the biggest loser, Fatty Magoo.

#450

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I didn't buy anything from your insane brother.

#451

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- Really? - What?

#452

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- Really. - So let me get this straight.

#453

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Dennis has been lying to us the whole time?

#454

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I don't know and I don't care.

#455

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Wait a second. Fatty Magoo. Are you Ingrid Nelson?

#456

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- Yes. - No shit!

#457

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I'm Mark Dunlap. I knew you in high school. Wow!

#458

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- You look terrific. - Thanks.

#459

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And that would make you the Aluminum Monster.

#460

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- Oh, man! You were all jacked up. - I don't remember.

#461

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Remember that? With the back brace.

#462

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And all that metal. (squeaking) And you were like...

#463

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- You were like an Aluminum Monster. - Thank you.

#464

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- That was the best name for it. - The only name for it.

#465

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- You were so cute. - Oh, thanks.

#466

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It was a lot of metal, man. Hey, hey, I used to know your brother.

#467

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Now, he was a pretty cool guy. Whatever happened to him?

#468

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Behold a winner in all his...

#469

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Oh, shit. (sighs)

#470

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What are you guys doing here?

#471

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MAN: #Together forever And never to part

#472

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#Together forever We two

#473

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#And don't you know I would move heaven and earth

#474

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#To be together forever With you

#475

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#Together forever And never to part

#476

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#Together forever We two

#477

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#And don't you know I would move heaven and earth

#478

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#To be together forever with...#

#479

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