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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 3, Episode 4 — The Gang Gets Held Hostage

FRANK: Gimme the walkie. MAC: I don't get what we're doing.

#1

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FRANK: Just gimme the walkie-talkie. - All right.

#2

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Why did you hide your will in the ceiling?

#3

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- I didn't do it. Charlie did it. - Why did he hide it in the ceiling?

#4

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Because I didn't wanna crawl around these goddamn vents.

#5

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- Gimme my gun. - Right. Yeah! (gun cocks)

#6

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You shouldn't carry this anymore. It always gets you into trouble.

#7

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Recently, it has occurred to me

#8

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that Dennis and Deandra stand to lose a lot of money

#9

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because they're not my kids.

#10

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- They're gonna rub me out. - You're being paranoid.

#11

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Just go to a lawyer and draft up a new will.

#12

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Don't overthink this. Trust me. Give me the damn gun.

#13

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Here.

#14

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Now, you think you can make sense of Charlie's map?

#15

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Because it's dark as a well digger's ass up here.

#16

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No one understands

#17

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the subtleties of Charlie's retardation better than me.

#18

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- I can guide you right to it. - Then you'll be very well rewarded.

#19

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- I like that. (door opens) - Shit!

#20

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- Seal me up! - That's them. Get away.

#21

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Just get in! (Dennis, Charlie, Dee, arguing)

#22

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My word is the law. I'm the boss of both of you now.

#23

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- What are you talking about? - Why are you standing like that?

#24

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'Cause I'm the big brother and the boss.

#25

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- What? You're not our big brother. - Yes, I am.

#26

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So get me a beer, little bro, before I give you a serious noogie.

#27

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Dude, I swear to God, if you give me a noogie

#28

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I'll yank your underwear over your head 'til your asshole rip in half.

#29

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Hey-oh! What's up, bitches?

#30

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- Mac, can an arse rip in half? - Like tissue paper.

#31

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- They behind us? - No! Lock the way out!

#32

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Whoa! What the hell are you doin'?

#33

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- Whoa! - Okay.

#34

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Don't shoot. Take it all.

#35

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- The cash register. - Take the girl.

#36

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- "Take the girl"? - Don't argue with them. Go.

#37

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- Better you just go with them. - They're not trying to take me!

#38

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- Don't be a hero. Do as they say! - They're not talking.

#39

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If you keep arguing with them, we're all gonna die!

#40

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- We don't want her! - Take the cash!

#41

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- We don't want it! - Then what the hell do you want?

#42

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We're takin' you bitches hostage.

#43

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That's right. And a gassed-up boat and 100,000 clams in a briefcase.

#44

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And a Planet Hollywood jacket. A leather one. Reversible.

#45

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(quietly) And a reversible Planet Hollywood jacket.

#46

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- Can't believe this. - Taken hostage. We should hit 'em.

#47

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I make the demands, pig! I'll kill one of the hostages in one hour!

#48

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You hear that? In one hour, Margaret shoots one of you.

#49

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If you try to escape, we'll massacre you in a blaze of glory.

#50

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- Play with your body. - Especially Dennis.

#51

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Let's secure the perimeter.

#52

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- Holy shit! - My God!

#53

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- He means it. - They won't get those demands.

#54

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Not the jacket. Planet Hollywood no longer exists.

#55

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They'd have to call Stallone and he's not gonna give his up.

#56

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Maybe Aykroyd. (all chattering, overlapping)

#57

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Shut up! We need to focus, okay?

#58

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This is serious. We could get Stockholm syndrome.

#59

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(gasps) Oh my God. What is it? Does that start with a sore throat?

#60

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- I think I might be getting it. - No, you're not.

#61

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Are you a doctor? You're qualified to tell me I'm coming down with it?

#62

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Stockholm syndrome, it messes with your mind.

#63

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You start to empathize with captors and we turn against each other.

#64

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Dee is right. We need to watch out for each other, okay?

#65

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To get through this we must stick together.

#66

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Nobody has to die.

#67

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- Somebody has to die. - Oh, yeah.

#68

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- Doesn't have to be us. - No.

#69

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- Mac or Charlie. What do they want? - Not one thing.

#70

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So, we need to form a pact. Whatever happens, we stick together.

#71

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- You and I will form an alliance. - We'll form an alliance.

#72

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Dennis is gonna try and have you killed.

#73

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- I can't say that surprises me. - He's gonna sell us down the river.

#74

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Okay, should we kill him first?

#75

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I don't want anybody to have to die,

#76

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but if somebody does, it could be Dennis.

#77

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- It should. He had a great life. - Yeah. Sure.

#78

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- He had a full, full, good ride. - A fantastic ride.

#79

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- I had a terrible one. - Charlie, you had the worst.

#80

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- You deserve another shot. - I want a better ride.

#81

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You oughta ride and ride. Here's what we do.

#82

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No matter what, you and I stick together.

#83

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Together. We should get to Mac before Dennis does.

#84

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- Mac will be with us. - Mac will be with us.

#85

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Frank. Come in, Frank.

#86

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The McPoyles have taken us hostage and might kill us.

#87

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It's too late for the guys, but not for me.

#88

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So come and get me out of here.

#89

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Where the hell have you been?

#90

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I've been lookin' for you for 20 minutes. I'm lost up here.

#91

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They took over the bar and threaten to kill one of us. Come save me!

#92

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Holy crap.

#93

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Forget about the rest of them. It's just me. You can still save me.

#94

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- Get down here! - Only when I get the will.

#95

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Once that will is safe, I'll come and help you.

#96

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Will? That has time. We do that some other time, dude.

#97

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No. This is all the more reason to get that document.

#98

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Who knows how it's gonna shake out down there?

#99

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LIAM: Everybody gather round! - I gotta go. I'll call you back.

#100

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Ow! Son of a...

#101

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All right. There's no way they're gonna meet all our demands, so...

#102

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... you're gonna dig a hole in the wall to the next building.

#103

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We're gonna go to the roof and escape by helicopter.

#104

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(men protesting) Here's how it is,

#105

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two of you dig while two of you rest and then you switch.

#106

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- I volunteer to rest first. - Bull. You can't volunteer to rest.

#107

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You can be on my team if you want, but we rest first. I called it.

#108

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Great, settled. I'm on your team. Charlie and Mac, you dig.

#109

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- You're on her team? Some loyalty. - You don't wanna be on my team?

#110

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Easy, Charlie. I never said that. The syndrome's making you paranoid.

#111

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- It's making me crazy, dude. - Wait. He's burning up.

#112

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- You gotta sit down. - I'm getting sick.

#113

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Guys, Charlie's comin' down with Stockholm syndrome.

#114

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The last thing you need is a bunch of sick hostages.

#115

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Do you mind if I get some beers? We'd be a lot more relaxed.

#116

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- And a cooler! Get one. - Good idea, Charlie.

#117

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- Uh-uh. - What? It keeps the beer cold.

#118

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- How do we do it without a cooler? - I'd like a cold beer.

#119

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We should all have a cold beer in a cooler.

#120

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- Who drinks warm beer? - We vote.

#121

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All in favor of beer and cooler... Great.

#122

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- Settled. Charlie, get a cooler. - Don't move, Charlie!

#123

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No beer. No cooler. Margaret, put your hand down.

#124

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- But your sister agrees with us. - She's on our side.

#125

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She's a deaf-mute. She only raised her hand 'cause you guys did.

#126

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- Really? - Let's try that again, right?

#127

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(all laugh) DEE: That's awesome.

#128

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- What else we could get her to do? - Uh, let's blink really fast.

#129

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(Charlie grunts rhythmically) DEE: That's awesome.

#130

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All right! Put your hands down and stop blinking!

#131

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Leave Margaret alone.

#132

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You two, in the bathroom. You two, grab some shovel.

#133

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Ryan, crank up the heat!

#134

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We're gonna get this place hot and clammy...

#135

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(whispers) ... just like the McPoyles like it.

#136

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FRANK: Here we go.

#137

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Charlie, what are you tryin' to tell me?

#138

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"If here by now, then bad place be.

#139

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"Trouble time for you

#140

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"when heat comes."

#141

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Jesus Christ, the kid's an idiot.

#142

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(fan switches on, air rushing) What...? Shit!

#143

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What...? What's...? (groans)

#144

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(groans)

#145

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- Damn. They're crankin' that heat. - Maybe that's why she wore that.

#146

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Of course, that's why.

#147

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They're gonna stay nice and cool while we get all hot and steamy.

#148

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- Why are you covering your mouth? - So she can't read my lips.

#149

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- She can't do it. - You don't think?

#150

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No way. Here, check this out.

#151

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- Understand what I'm saying? - No?

#152

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- Can you understand my words? - Know what I am saying?

#153

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You can't read lips, can you? (slurps)

#154

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- Right. Charlie... - What was that?

#155

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I gotta talk to you about something.

#156

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- Help me out with this map. - Whoa! Why do you have my map?

#157

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Frank gave it to me. He's in the vents.

#158

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He'll try to retrieve his will.

#159

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If I guide it to him successfully, he'll give me a big percentage.

#160

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He thinks that Dennis and Dee... What?

#161

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It's boring. I'm getting bored.

#162

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You should pay attention. This could be good for you.

#163

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- Come on. You're losin' me. - Oh, my God.

#164

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With Frank dead and the will gone, Charlie gets the money.

#165

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I get all the money? What money?

#166

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- The inheritance money. - Okay! Go! Good!

#167

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- Do you get it? - Kinda.

#168

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- Do you get the deal with this map? - Yes.

#169

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Help me with it. We'll see the numbers later.

#170

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It's a fake map, a decoy.

#171

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- Really? - Yep.

#172

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- Where's the real map? - It's tattooed on my body.

#173

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- Get outta here. Where? - Right here.

#174

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- You can't be serious. - I'm dead serious.

#175

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- This is impossible. - It's very possible.

#176

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- I'm not looking in your butt. - It's the only way.

#177

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All right, but you gotta swear not to tell anybody.

#178

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(quietly) I swear.

#179

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- I can't see anything. - Look closer.

#180

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- What do you see? - Nothing.

#181

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(chuckles)

#182

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- What do you smell? (farts) - Oh, my God!

#183

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- Really? You fart in my face? - What do you think?

#184

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Are you kidding me? Why did you do it?

#185

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'Cause you stole my map, Frank's in the vents

#186

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you lied, we could die and I never farted in your face!

#187

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There's no time for this! Where's the real map?

#188

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That's the real map. There's no fake map, idiot.(exhales)

#189

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- Jesus Christ! - Are you kidding me?

#190

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- This is unbelievable. - How can anybody like it this hot?

#191

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- I feel woozy. - This is bullshit.

#192

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A couple of glasses of milk... Lukewarm. Skim for the lady.

#193

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We don't want your milk, Liam.

#194

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Then start breakin' bricks, wet nips. (imitates tickle)

#195

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- I think you're full of shit. - Is that right?

#196

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That's right. I could walk out and you'd do nothing.

#197

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I don't think you're serious.

#198

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- You don't? - No, I don't.

#199

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- You think I'm bluffin'? - You're bluffin'.

#200

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Then bluff this! Ryan, stab somebody!

#201

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(battle cry)

#202

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(screaming)

#203

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What've you done? Gimme the milk.

#204

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- Showin' 'em we're not bluffin'. - No, you should stab one of them.

#205

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(groaning) I gotta take care of this. Owww!

#206

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- Holy shit. - My bad.

#207

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(whispers) Oh, my... (shudders)

#208

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- Oh, my God. - It was the most terrifying thing.

#209

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That must have taken so much heart to stab your brother like that.

#210

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- I mean, that is real dedication. - What?

#211

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Whatever, okay? Look, I think we need a real plan here, Sis.

#212

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The hour's coming upon us.

#213

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Maybe I can corner one of them and manipulate them.

#214

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- Get inside their head. - And have sex with them.

#215

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Sex? No. I was gonna say, pit them against each other.

#216

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- What? I know. What did I say? - You said...

#217

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God, no. Those guys are disgusting.

#218

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Dee, I think you're startin' to show signs of Stockholm syndrome.

#219

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No, I'm fine. Can we just focus and you tell me what the plan is?

#220

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Yes, let's focus. Here's the plan.

#221

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I know I can get the girl to fall in love with me.

#222

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I'm not a member of her family. That goes against me, but...

#223

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... I do have a secret weapon.

#224

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Boom, all right?

#225

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I just need to be alone with her. The pecs will do the talkin'.

#226

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One thing'll lead to the next. She'll lead me secretly to safety.

#227

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Mac, what's with the goddamn heat?

#228

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I'm roastin' like a suckling pig up here.

#229

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Oh, yeah, man. It's gettin' pretty hot up in this piece, huh?

#230

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Must be miserable up in those vents, Frank.

#231

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- Charlie, is that you? - Yes, it's me.

#232

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Hey... are you lost? I warned you never to be in the vents without me.

#233

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Yes, a little bit. Charlie...

#234

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... you think you could give the walkie-talkie over to Mac?

#235

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I gotta talk to him privately.

#236

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Yes, hold on a second.

#237

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Buddy, I'm here.

#238

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Mac, go somewhere where you're alone.

#239

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(Mac chuckles, Charlie scoffs)

#240

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Okay, Frank, we're alone.

#241

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Whatever happens, make sure Charlie's the first one to die.

#242

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What? Why?

#243

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'Cause of this will business. He... stands to gain the most.

#244

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- That's a very good point. - An excellent point. All right.

#245

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That's a good plan, Frank. I'll be back in about 10.

#246

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All right, get back to me. 10-4.

#247

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Okay. What we should do is clear. Frank has to die.

#248

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- Gotta kill Frank. - Somehow.

#249

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So once the McPoyles take out Dennis, Dee and Frank,

#250

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you and I will split the money.

#251

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Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh. That's kind of a lot, don't you think?

#252

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Tell you what, I'll give you 25%. (door opens)

#253

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- Twenty-five? It's my money! - Ball sacks.

#254

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- Put those on. - Why?

#255

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It's too obvious who the hostages and who the captors are.

#256

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We're gonna confuse the cops.

#257

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(all breathing heavily)

#258

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All right. Your time is almost up.

#259

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We'll spice it up with an immunity challenge.

#260

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The winning team won't be in the first round of shootings.

#261

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- Oh, well, that's a great idea. - Dee, shut up.

#262

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- What was that? - She's got Stockholm syndrome.

#263

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No, I don't. I think it's a good way to decide who to kill first.

#264

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I'm putting myself in their position.

#265

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It's called compassion, dickheads.

#266

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If you guys had a little bit of it, you wouldn't even be in this mess

#267

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and we wouldn't have to figure out which one of you we have to kill.

#268

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But it's where we are. So hand me the shotgun... (cocks)

#269

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... 'cause I'd like to do the mess myself.

#270

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Get on your knees, bitches!

#271

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What is that? Now you're on their side?

#272

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- You wanna be a McPoyle, trash bag? - Huh?

#273

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Mmmm! (gasps)

#274

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If you wanna be a McPoyle, you've gotta earn that the hard way.

#275

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You'll learn it later on. For now, here's the challenge.

#276

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Whoever destroys more inside the bar wins.

#277

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And the teams have changed.

#278

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It's now Dee and Charlie versus Mac and Dennis.

#279

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You have one minute to plan your strategy...

#280

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... starting now.

#281

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Whoop. Come on. Come here, come here!

#282

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I think I got a plan to get us out of this.

#283

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- I need you to destroy the bar, ok? - I'm a great destroyer.

#284

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- Seriously? You're a born smasher. - Yes, I am!

#285

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I'm working a different angle with the girl.

#286

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- Work those pecs. - Exactly.

#287

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- Bump it. All right. - Dennis.

#288

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- What? - I love you.

#289

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Go! Go! Go!

#290

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- Okay. I got a plan. - Okay.

#291

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I'm gonna start by wrecking the back office.

#292

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But there's a lot more stuff...

#293

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Listen to me! I get your betrayal, but you're acting nuts.

#294

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All right. I'm sorry about the whole thing...

#295

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Shut up, okay? I'm tryin' to save your life, Dee.

#296

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So I'm gonna wreck the back office. We gotta stick together.

#297

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- You got it? - Yes, I did, Charlie.

#298

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Time's up, assholes. Start smashing!

#299

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I love you.

#300

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(yells)

#301

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(wheezing, grunting)

#302

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Decided to come take a break from all the excitement.

#303

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It's got me all sweaty.

#304

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So sweaty.

#305

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Do you mind?

#306

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Margaret, you like sweat, don't you?

#307

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It is "Margaret", isn't it? Of course, it is.

#308

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You know, your eyebrow... It drives me crazy.

#309

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It's so thick. It's so... dark...

#310

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And so very...

#311

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... connected.

#312

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You're a stone cold fox, Margaret.

#313

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You're a stone cold fox and I want you.

#314

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I gotta have you. I need you.

#315

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I want you inside me.

#316

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(whispering) But you know that. Don't you, Margaret?

#317

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(slurps)

#318

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(quietly) Yeah.

#319

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Look at yourself, Dee. You've become a monster.

#320

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What? Not my fault. I'm sick.

#321

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I know, Dee. You're the one that told us about Stockholm syndrome.

#322

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But if you just snap out it,

#323

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we could survive this, if we just stick together.

#324

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All right! Time's up. Mac and Dennis seem to take it.

#325

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Nice! Blast away, boys.

#326

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No, wait. Because Charlie... Charlie destroyed the office!

#327

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- Go and look. Charlie saved me! MAC: No. Blast her!

#328

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Charlie, we did it!

#329

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We did it!

#330

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(creaking)

#331

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Goddamn it, Charlie.

#332

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(Mac on walkie-talkie) Come in, Frank.

#333

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Oh, when we get outta this,

#334

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I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast,

#335

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not in a sexual way, in a "I am pissed off at you" way,

#336

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for turnin' off your walkie and leavin' me in this shit hole!

#337

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Listen very carefully...

#338

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Charlie has escaped. Repeat, Charlie has escaped.

#339

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He may come after you.

#340

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Don't worry. I take care of myself. Ah! (glass crunches)

#341

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God! I just stepped in glass! There's broken bottles everywhere.

#342

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Broken bottles everywhere? Shit, dude.

#343

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- I think it's Charlie's "bad room". - What the hell is that?

#344

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It's where he goes to be alone and break bottles.

#345

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Dude, you gotta be real careful. He's gonna find you.

#346

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I can take care of myself.

#347

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Hello, Frank.

#348

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I gotta call you back.

#349

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- Be careful. Be careful. - Hi, Charlie.

#350

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- Lookin' for your will, Pop? - It's exactly what I'm lookin' for.

#351

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It's funny the kind of men we become in these circumstances.

#352

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I heard who you wanted to have killed.

#353

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But that goddamn Mac, he...

#354

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Then tell me, Frank. What do you think about...

#355

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... this?

#356

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I like that very much. That's exactly why I came up here.

#357

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No, it's the... Yeah, I guess it is.

#358

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- Now let's get the hell outta here. - I don't think so, Frank!

#359

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You see, I don't need you anymore, now do I?

#360

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What are you talkin' about?

#361

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What you doing? Put your hands down.

#362

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- Yeah. - Charlie, put your hands down.

#363

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- Charlie, don't... - Bye, Dad!

#364

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God. Do you always carry it? Ridiculous.

#365

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- Lead me the hell outta here. - All right. Fine.

#366

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- How? - This way.

#367

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- That way? - Put the gun...

#368

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- I was going that way. - That'd be wrong.

#369

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All right. That was... (smacks lips) nice.

#370

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That was very... hot and sweaty and passionate...

#371

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... milky. (clears throat)

#372

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Now let's get out of here. Let's sneak and start a life together.

#373

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Leave this crazy place together. Sneak me out.

#374

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What? No. We're done with the kissing part, okay?

#375

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That part's over. We're in love and you sneak me out of here.

#376

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We're at that part now, all right? No, no.

#377

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God. Please tell me you understand. Do you understand me?

#378

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You don't, do you? It was all for nothing.

#379

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- What the hell is goin' on here? - Uh...

#380

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... nothing.

#381

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Doesn't look it. But for the record, I'm into it.

#382

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Everybody to the roof. It's time to pay the piper.

#383

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Some hundred more yards and we're outta here.

#384

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- Some hundred more yards? - Now push!

#385

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(Charlie strains, Frank mutters)

#386

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- Go! (strains) - We're, like, in a tomb, Charlie.

#387

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I'm one of you guys, a McPoyle, so you wouldn't kill me, right?

#388

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She's got Stockholm syndrome. Don't trust her. She'll betray you.

#389

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I won the immunity challenge. I should live.

#390

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We both won 'cause we were on the same team. We're both safe.

#391

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No, I did all the work. You were getting laid.

#392

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I love inbreeding! I like men in tight, white underpants.

#393

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- Get on your knees! MAC: Goddamn it!

#394

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(both yelping, grunting)

#395

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We're free, dude! We're free!

#396

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- Frank and Charlie! - They came to save us!

#397

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(both groaning, panting)

#398

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Right?

#399

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(both panting, stop)

#400

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- Uh, yeah. - Yeah, okay.

#401

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- Yeah, we came to save you. - We came here to save you guys.

#402

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- It's exactly it, why we came. - We came for you. So here we are.

#403

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- Frank. - Liam.

#404

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What a delicious surprise.

#405

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Looks like we got ourselves into a bit of a pickle here.

#406

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Get over with your friends.

#407

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I don't think so.

#408

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- Really? - Really.

#409

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(chuckling)

#410

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(both chuckling)

#411

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(all laughing)

#412

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(all laughing louder, cackling)

#413

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(laughing, cackling continue)

#414

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Yippie-kay-yay, Mr. Fuckin'...

#415

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(gunfire continues)

#416

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(slowed down)

#417

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Brother!

#418

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God! (whimpering)

#419

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- I love you! - God, I love you!

#420

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- Hang on! - Don't let go!

#421

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I got you! I got you, brother.

#422

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No, you don't!

#423

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- What are you doing? - Stop!

#424

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Why are you doin' that? (screams)

#425

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(no audible scream)

#426

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(slowed down) No!

#427

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(laughing, slowed down)

#428

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(short grunt)

#429

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LIAM: Are you all right?

#430

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Yes. I think I might get a bruise on my heel.

#431

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- That's not bad. - No.

#432

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Not bad at all. It's pretty fun, like...

#433

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- Climb down that ladder, guys. LIAM: All right.

#434

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Later, bitches.

#435

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"Later, bitches"? Wait. So they're just leaving?

#436

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- Why are they leaving? - What is it?

#437

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DEE: This gun is rubber. MAC: It's rubber?

#438

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- She's right. It's rubber. - There's no police!

#439

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- No police down there, dude! - What's happening?

#440

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- What's going on? - Are they joking?

#441

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- Where are the cops? RYAN: Ha-ha!

#442

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- Revenge! We got you, suckers! - Nobody messes with the McPoyles!

#443

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Eat it, douche bags!

#444

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(both hooting in distance)

#445

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- McPoyles! - Goddamn it!

#446

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