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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 4, Episode 6 — Mac and Charlie Die (2)

TMDB episode metadata
Show: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Episode title: Mac and Charlie Die (2)
Air date: October 02, 2008
Director: Fred Savage
Top billed cast: Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, Rob Mac, Kaitlin Olson, Danny DeVito
Part 2 of 2. Dennis, Frank, and Dee find unique ways of coping with the apparent loss of their friends.
Source: TMDB
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MAC: The only way that my dad is not going to kill us
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s if he thinks we're already dead.
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DEE: What is that? - A glory hole.
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A hole to stick your dick in?
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- What is the password? - Orgy.
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I'm gonna gun this car as fast as it goes directly into that wall.
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(tires screeching)
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According to the Philadelphia Police Department,
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Mac and Charlie are dead.
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I can't believe they're dead.
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- You got any plans for the outside? - I got some big plans.
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Okay. I guess this is probably...
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This is probably gonna be it. So, we should get started.
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Uh, what to say about Mac.
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Um, he certainly was...
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...angry.
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- Burn the duster! - I'm not burning the duster!
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Okay? I'm not burning the duster.
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All right? That's crazy. That's like...
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That's insane. Why would I ever burn... I mean, come on.
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I will continue to wear it in his honor.
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And I will burn some other things.
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Maybe like these stupid, goddamn sleeveless t-shirts
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that he wants "retired" and hung up in the bar, I'll burn these.
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But I am not burning the duster, okay? So, forget it.
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It probably won't even burn anyway. It's not supposed to.
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It's flame-retardant. That's the point. It's like a shield of armor.
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Stop asking me to burn the duster. I'm not gonna burn it!
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So...
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End of story. You know? Let's just move on.
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Okay?
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So...
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Yeah. All right. Well, uh, thank you.
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- Come on. - No.
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- I'm not doing it. No! - Come on!
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Deandra, get on that stage!
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And, uh, we're gonna play a song that was a favorite of theirs.
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FRANK: Go ahead. - Yeah.
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#It's all the same
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#Only the names will change
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#Every day It seems we're wasting away
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#Another place
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#Where the faces are so cold
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#I drive all night
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#Just to get back home
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#I'm a cowboy
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#On a steel horse I ride
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#I'm wanted
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#Dead or alive# FRANK: I'm gonna miss you, Charlie.
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What are you talking about, man? Your mom's sitting right there, man.
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- She's mourning you. - Yeah.
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And now I'm gonna give them the one-gun salute.
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No, no, no, no. No, you're not. Okay. All right. I got it. (gunshot)
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DEE: Oh, my God! Let go!
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Wow. That was great and very touching.
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Thanks so much for coming, both of you. Time to go.
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- See you at the next one. (grunts) - Bonnie, Bonnie, Bonnie. Aw!
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It's gonna be okay. (sobbing)
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Why don't you go into the bathroom, go into the center stall...
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That's okay, Frankie. I don't need to go potty.
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No?
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Oh, damn it.
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- This changes everything. - I need a ride home.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh. No, no, no. Can't do that, sis.
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Gotta get back home A.S.A.P.
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I'm meeting a couple of potential new roommates. Hot ones.
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You know what I'm saying? (chuckles) All right. It's time to move on.
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(breathing heavily)
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Would you mind not breathing directly into my mouth?
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No thoughts on that?
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You're not gonna say anything? You're just gonna stare at me?
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That's what you're bringing to the table.
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That's great. I'm gonna... Could you excuse me?
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Excuse me. Just for a second. Thank you. Okay.
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Excuse me.
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Sir. Goddamn.
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Thanks. I'm just gonna... Excuse me.
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Excuse me. I'm just gonna... Okay.
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Of course, let me do it. (grunts)
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Thanks. Hi. Oh, my God.
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It's a freak show back there. (pants)
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Ma'am, I'm gonna need for you to step behind the line.
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Look, as you can probably tell, I'm not really a "bus person."
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It's just a couple of dicks destroyed my car
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and forced me to lower myself to this.
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If you could just cut me some slack because...
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I don't know if you've been back there, but animals.
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You're touching me. This isn't weird for you?
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Ma'am, either you get behind the line or your ride ends here.
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- I'm behind the line. - You're on the line.
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On the line, behind the line, who cares?
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- I'm pulling the bus over. - No, no, no, no! Goddamn it!
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I will go back behind the line with the rest of the filthy degenerates.
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But I am not happy about it, lady. Excuse me!
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Oh, my God. Really? Oh, my God.
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Oh, no. You stay put. I'll get it. On the floor of a bus.
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On the floor of a filthy bus. Excuse me for just a second!
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Damn it. Dude.
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I can't believe Dee finally caught on and canceled her credit card.
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This is really not good, dude. Now we don't have any beans.
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We don't have any beer, dude. We're shit out of luck.
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We'll get back to the bar, get beer there. At least we'll have that.
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- That's not a bad idea. - In the meantime, I need a popper.
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- I gotta get my head straight. - I got bad news on the popper.
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This is the last one, dude.
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- Shit. Really? - Yeah.
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All right, I think I should get it.
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I gotta...
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- Not going to happen. - Can I just have it?
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Will you let me do the poppers? Will you let me be the popper person?
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Oh, you son of a bitches! Hey, look out! (grunts) Look out!
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Hey! Hey! (banging window) Hey, you jerks! Goddamn it!
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Move out of the way!
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Hey, no! Stop the bus! Stop the bus!
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WOMAN: Shut up, stupid! - You shut up, bitch!
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Stop the bus! I need...
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Sir. Sir. I need to pull the cord to get off the bus. This is my stop.
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I'll get out of your way as soon... My God, what is wrong with you?
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Goddamn it, you bitches!
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(gasps)
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I hate the bus.
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Good-bye, Mac's shit. Good-bye, Mac's shit.
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Good-bye, Mac's shit. Good-bye, Mac...
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Come on, dude. When were you ever gonna use nunchucks?
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Uh, yeah. Hang on one second.
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All right.
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Yeah, it's perfect.
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- Pow. Hello. - Uh, hi. Um, can I help you?
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(German accent) You're looking for a roommate, right?
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Uh, yeah. Yeah, I was looking for two, actually. Female?
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I believe I was pretty clear in the ad here.
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- Oh, yeah? - It was pretty cool, for a week.
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And then I banged one of them.
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- Oh. Nice. - Not nice.
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Do you know what this is like, banging a chick that you live with?
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It's terrible, man. Bah-bah-bah.
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Every day you have to deal with this. Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah.
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(spits) - "Get out, lady." - Hmm, yeah. Yeah.
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Wow, yeah. I guess I never really thought about that before. You're...
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You're much smarter than my old roommate. (scoffs)
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Yeah, look. I'm gonna be up front with you.
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I run with a pretty wild crew.
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There's probably gonna be chicks over here, like, all the time.
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- Yeah... - I'm into some pretty crazy shit.
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I don't even know most of their names.
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- Mmm-mmm. (laughs) - Yes, it's like... Wow, yeah.
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I've been trying to get into the anonymous sex thing lately.
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- Oh, yeah? - Now are you, uh, European?
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Oh, I'm sorry. What gave it away? (both laugh)
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Nice. Yeah, well, you know,
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- Hmm? - Look...
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I like this by the way. This is a sweet duster.
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First, he doesn't burn the duster. Now he's looking for new roommates?
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Why did you want to burn that duster anyway?
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He always wears it with no shirt and a shit load of cologne. It's ruined.
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- Hello, bitches! MAC: Jesus Christ, Dee!
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You scared the shit out of me. I almost dropped all my beer.
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I knew you two weren't dead.
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What are you doing popping out of our tent?
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- Not cool, Dee! - Oh, not cool?
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Oh, I'll tell you what's not cool.
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and then convincing your friends and your family that you're dead.
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That's one of the cooler things you could ever do. I suggest you try it.
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I don't know why you're up here doing whatever. And I don't care.
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What I do care about is my 1997 Dodge Neon. So here's the deal.
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You two monkeys are going to get me a new 1997 Dodge Neon.
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Or I'm gonna tell Frank and Dennis
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that you faked your own deaths, and you're hiding up on the roof.
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Now you're just talking crazy. You can't buy a new 1997 Dodge Deon.
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You can buy an old one, you can't buy a new one.
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- Unless you had a time machine. MAC: Dee, you got bigger problems.
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Because my dad just got out of jail, and he's coming to kill you.
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- What? Me? Are you sure? MAC: Yeah. Yeah.
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- Kill you, kill us, kill everybody. - He's gonna kill everyone.
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Why would you not tell me this news earlier?
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Oh, my God. Get off our case, Dee. What's done is done.
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Mac and I are hobo drifters now. Okay? We don't dwell on the past.
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Hobo drifters live in the present. So if you really want to get back
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I don't want to get back at Frank and Dennis!
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I want to get back at you two!
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- What? Is that what your plan was? - Yes!
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- No. No, come on! - I tell you what. Here's the plan.
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It is the only thing you can do now 'cause you're in this too deep.
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Look, you want to die? Okay. Now...
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What's your bean situation? You got some beans on you? Or what's up?
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Good-bye, son.
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Hey, Jan. Oh, man, I gotta tell you, this is awesome.
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It's making me forget that Mac ever even died.
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- Oh, yeah. Just relax, roommate. - I'm gonna relax.
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I'm gonna relax all over the place in a second.
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What?
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Oh, shit. Jan? (knock on door)
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All righty. I gotta get this.
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(clears throat) - Hey, Dennis. - Really? What do you want?
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I was gonna go for a quick jog in Fairmont Park by myself.
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- Yeah. Great. Okay. Have fun. - It's kind of dangerous.
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- I got it, Dee. Go jogging! - I don't have anything reflective.
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What does it have to do with me? Just go jog!
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- In the dark by myself. - Goddamn it!
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Sorry about her. She's a bag... I hate her.
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Whoa, Dennis! Which one do you want first, huh?
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- Greta or Sasha? - Oh, shit! Why'd you do that, bro?
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- Come here, man. (scoffs) - What did I do?
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You said their names.
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Come on, man. That kills it for me. Look, bro. Can I be honest with you?
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This is great, but I was really hoping for more of like, uh,
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you know, an anything-goes, crazy, European, sex-party kind of a thing.
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- Something a little kinkier? - Kinky? Oh, yeah.
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Oh, oh-oh. (both laugh) Let me make some calls.
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- Of course I can. I'm European. - Oh, man. That's...
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(hissing) (both laughing)
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- He's got a lot of new friends. - Yes, I can see that.
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Shut up, dude. I'll bet you Frank is throwing a party, too.
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It's your turn to take the bedpan out tonight.
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(imitating Charlie) No, no, Frank! I did it last time!
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and I walked down the hallway with the bedpan.
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(imitating Charlie) All right, Frank! I'll do it!
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Only because I like you so much!
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(crying) I like you, too, Charlie.
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I like you, too, new Charlie.
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New Charlie.
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You know what, man? I'm kicking it up a notch.
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- We're haunting these bitches. - Haunting's cool, man.
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- Coming back from the grave, bitch. - Right. That's cool. That's cool.
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What's this? What are you doing? Like "Poltergeist" or something?
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Awesome, right? Craig T. Nelson!
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Craig T. Nelson is the best, dude. But "Poltergeist?" (blows raspberry)
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- Why? - It's not scary.
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It's all about psychological damage. Big deal. Look at me.
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Psychological damage up to here. Doesn't do anything for me.
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Physical damage, that's what's gonna irritate people.
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- All right. What do you suggest? - I mean, if anything,
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maybe we tie some knives to our fingers,
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and we get a little more serious about this whole murder thing.
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- Haunting. We're gonna haunt. - I'm sorry. I was thinking "dead."
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I'm so happy to see you! Oh, God! I had the weirdest night!
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It was crazy! When I left Dennis's place, I saw I don't have a car.
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I had to run home by myself through the park in the middle of the night.
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So, I'm on Spring Garden Street and this big car full of gangbangers...
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Okay, gangbangers, that is an awesome story, Dee!
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That's the end of it, right? The end of the story?
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- We are in the middle of something. - Gonna put some on our fingers.
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- And start murdering people. - We're gonna haunt people.
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You're gonna do, like, a "Poltergeist" thing.
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(people laughing) - It's Dennis. - That's Dennis.
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Office. Back office.
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DENNIS: Like I said, pop 'em off! Start poppin' 'em off!
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Oh, I love it, I love it. Hey, feel free to be free.
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No American judgments here. The only rule is don't tell me your names.
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I don't want to know your names, okay?
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(imitating Charlie) Hi, I'm Charlie. (chuckles) Oh, I love these girls!
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Frank! What are you doing, man?
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You're freaking the girls out with this mannequin. Get rid of it!
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Dennis, these girls are German.
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German! (imitating Charlie) We're gonna have demented sex, Frank?
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Yeah!
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That is the greatest party I've ever seen. These sons of bitches!
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Is he gonna take that stupid little mannequin everywhere?
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That is freaking me out!
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They're just hanging out with half-naked ladies
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and I just ran and sweated for absolutely nothing?
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- I don't sound like that. - Goddamn it! Get pass it.
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- Who cares about the mannequin? - I care!
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I look like a jerk in front of those girls.
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- I'm putting an end to this. - Yeah, dude. Screw your dad.
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Let him eat our asses. Let him eat my butt into smithereens.
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- I'm ending this. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Let's not be rash, right? I mean, come on.
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Look, if we're not gonna haunt them, we should have a little fun, right?
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- Let's scare the shit out of them. - Yeah.
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- We gotta make an entrance. - Let's scare the shit out of them.
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JAN: Dennis! - Jan, this is what I want, man.
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Look, I have this very kinky surprise for you, my friend.
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- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
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I've arranged for you to use... the glory hole!
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- I forgot about the glory hole. - Ja. Ja, ja, ja.
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- I've sent someone in there now. - Yeah?
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Totally anonymous. Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh!
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Jan, there are no words, man.
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That's right. I'm the boss. But I'm a good boss.
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And I'm gonna allow you to watch. (door opens)
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(imitating Charlie) Okay, Frank, I...
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(door closes) Shh! Oh, somebody's coming.
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Any minute now, the German broad is gonna knock on that wall,
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which is my signal to go in my pants,
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take out my penis, and stick it through the hole.
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(laughs) Then she can go to town!
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Hey, honey. You want to take care of this monster for me or what?
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There's no way I can picture that is a girl.
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DENNIS: Frank? - Dennis!
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What the hell are you doing here, man?
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- Jan sent me! - Jan sent me, too!
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This is bad.
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Everybody out! Okay? There has been a major miscommunication!
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Get your European, sex, freaky asses out of the bar.
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Let's go. Come on. Come on. Move it. Move it. That's right.