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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 7, Episode 11 — Thunder Gun Express

- Dennis, do you have the tickets? - Yes, affirmative.

#1

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I got the tickets online, and I got the last ones.

#2

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- Charlie, you got booze? - Tell me what you think.

#3

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I think that's enough booze to last the whole movie, right?

#4

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- Yes. - We're good. We're good.

#5

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- Dee, time? - Uh, we have just about a half hour.

#6

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Precisely, you bitch!

#7

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- I need to know precisely. - 28 minutes! I'm sorry.

#8

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- Twenty-eight minutes, okay... - Ugh, the city is like a zoo.

#9

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I mean, traffic jam like you wouldn't believe.

#10

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Obama's got the whole thing congested.

#11

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Oh, goddamn it, Mac.

#12

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I told you there was gonna be traffic, dude.

#13

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I forgot about Obama!

#14

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We still have time.

#15

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No, but, dude, traffic's gonna jam us up, man.

#16

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No, no, no. We can make it, okay? I didn't think that many...

#17

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Time for what? Time for what? Where are you going?

#18

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We're gonna go see Thunder Gun Express, man.

#19

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You know what I'm talking about.

#20

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- What the shit is a thunder gun? - Are you crazy?

#21

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Dude, it's like the greatest movie ever made.

#22

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It's about this warrior from a post-apocalyptic underground society

#23

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who has to travel back in time to save his lover

#24

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- from an evil robot army. - Ooh.

#25

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"No hesitation. No surrender."

#26

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"No man left behind!"

#27

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It's like the biggest movie in America.

#28

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Whoa, that sounds the tits. I'm in.

#29

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- No. - How? How?

#30

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- You do not have a ticket. - Yeah.

#31

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- You didn't buy me a ticket? - I'm sorry. What am I, your daddy?

#32

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Yeah, I don't just buy tickets for people. I mean...

#33

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Oh, no, no, no, Frank. This is just as much a love story as anything else.

#36

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Plus, I hear the guy hangs dong, and I'm very interested in seeing that.

#37

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- Me too. - Yeah, he hangs dong.

#38

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- Uh-hmm. - What the hell am I gonna do?

#39

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Well, get out of the way, 'cause we got to go.

#40

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- Yeah. Clock's ticking. - Yeah. Go! Let's go.

#41

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Thunder Gun!

#42

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This blows, dude! Drive faster.

#43

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Drive faster? Where would you like for me to go?

#44

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I'm surrounded by cars, Charlie.

#45

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It's all these goddamn immigrants come in to see Obama.

#46

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And none of them have any insurance. That's why they drive so slow.

#47

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Why are you even here? The movie is sold out.

#48

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I'm gonna scalp a ticket.

#49

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Oh, shit!

#50

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I didn't bring my wallet.

#51

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I ain't giving you shit.

#53

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All right, I'll sneak in. I sneak in all the time.

#54

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I hope we get there in time to sit together. I don't like to split up.

#55

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Don't worry about it. If we get split up,

#56

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we'll just yell over everybody to each other

#57

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until they get annoyed with us and switch.

#58

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We can call in a bomb threat. That would delay the picture.

#59

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That would be very "Thunder Gun."

#60

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We're gonna have to do something drastic

#61

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if Dennis doesn't figure out a way to drive faster.

#62

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Yeah, come on, man.

#63

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Where would you like for me to drive?

#64

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He misses all of his angles.

#65

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Well, you could slide in front of that Prius.

#66

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- Go in front of that Prius. - Oh, okay. So, then I'll be stuck

#67

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in front of the Prius instead of right next to the Prius.

#68

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It's a bigger problem than that, guys. He's slow at everything.

#69

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You should see how long it takes him to bang chicks.

#70

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Mac, that's because you always try and barge in

#71

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so you can see the chicks naked.

#72

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Then I have to start the process all over again.

#73

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But you waste so much time talking to them

#74

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when you should be plowing them.

#75

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No, you don't get it. You don't get what I'm...

#76

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Look, I'm forging a connection with these women

#77

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that will yield for them the most awakening

#78

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and unforgettable sexual experience of their lives.

#79

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We're gonna miss the movie!

#81

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- Yeah, come on. - Hey, Thunder-Gun it up on the curb.

#82

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Thunder-Gun it all the way down.

#83

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Just calm down. We'll get there.

#86

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Well, I'll tell you one thing. I could walk faster than we're moving.

#87

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- Right? - Please.

#88

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What are you guys doing?

#89

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Oh, oh, wait! Get back here, you sons of bitches!

#90

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Thunder Gun leaves no man behind!

#91

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We'll come back for you!

#92

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Are you kidding me? Come on!

#93

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- Damn. - Shit.

#94

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- All the streets are blocked. - Hey, let's ask this cop.

#95

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Excuse me, Officer.

#96

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- Uh, we need to get through. - I can't help you.

#97

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The street's closed down all the way to Spring.

#98

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Yeah, but this is an emergency.

#99

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It's not my problem. You gotta go around.

#100

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We really gotta...

#101

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All right, we gotta find a new point of entry.

#102

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Attack the target from a different angle.

#103

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No, no, no. We're not terrorists or anything,

#105

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we're just... We're trying to get to a movie, Thunder Gun Express.

#106

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Oh, Thunder Gun Express, huh?

#107

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You better get going.

#108

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You don't want to miss one second of that movie.

#109

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- Is it that good? - It's the best goddamn movie

#110

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I ever seen in my life.

#111

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- Oh! - I told them that!

#113

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- I told them! - I don't want to miss that!

#114

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All right, maybe we take a cab. What about that?

#115

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A cab? Dee, don't be a fool! We'll never get a cab out here.

#116

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Plus, we'll just sit in traffic like everybody else.

#117

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Yeah, we'll be stuck like Dennis.

#118

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The trolley!

#119

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- Trolley. - We can make it, Frank. Come on!

#120

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- Yes. - No surrender, baby!

#121

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Come on!

#122

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- Come on, you can make it. - I'm coming.

#124

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No, hop off!

#126

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Hop. Don't leave me here!

#127

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You bastards!

#129

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"Take too long..."

#130

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Look, screw you, Mac. I don't take that long.

#132

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I'll show you who takes too long.

#133

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Son of a bitch. Let's see.

#134

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We got Amanda. We got Brenda.

#135

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Ah! Allison.

#136

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Let's find out if Allison thought that I... That I took too long.

#137

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It's too bad the museum is closed on Wednesdays.

#138

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I know.

#139

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I guess we can hang out here and get to know each other instead.

#140

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This is a good one.

#141

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ALLISON What's with all the locks?

#142

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DENNIS I want you to feel safe.

#143

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So, your father took off when you were pretty young, huh?

#144

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- That must have been difficult. - Yeah.

#145

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Yeah, I could probably speed things up a little bit. I mean...

#146

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Thanks very much. Careful now.

#147

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There you go. Watch your step, ladies. Very good. Thank you.

#148

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Hey, guy, can you... Can you take me up the river?

#149

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- I gotta get a mile up the river. - Tour is $15.

#150

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I left my wallet at home. I only got a quarter to my name.

#151

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Look, I can't help you, pal.

#152

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All right, folks.

#153

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Everybody, take your seats. I'll be right back.

#154

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We'll get this tour under way, okay? Hang in there.

#155

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I swear, I'll take care of you when I get up there.

#156

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Sorry, dude.

#157

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Hi. I'm your new captain, Frank.

#158

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I'm gonna take you up the river. Okay? Here we go.

#159

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What happened to Captain Tom?

#160

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Uh, Captain Tom turned out to be a goddamn junkie.

#161

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Hang on.

#162

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Oh!

#163

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Whoo!

#164

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- You're, you're going too fast. - Huh?

#165

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- Too fast. - It's the fast tour.

#166

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It's the quick one.

#167

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Quick tour.

#168

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Why aren't you telling us what anything is?

#169

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Like what?

#170

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What is that building over there?

#171

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Uh, that's a big building.

#172

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It's a brick building. Red brick building.

#173

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I don't know what the hell it is. It's an old building.

#174

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Can you please use microphone? Very difficult for people to hear in back.

#175

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- Oh. Oh, the microphone. - Okay?

#176

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Okay.

#177

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- All right. - Hold on, hold on, hold on.

#178

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- You hear that? - Yeah.

#179

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Okay. Well, we're on the Schuylkill river,

#180

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and, uh, it's home to many, uh, weird, fish-like creatures.

#181

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And also the depository of, uh...

#182

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all of the unsolved crimes and murders in Philadelphia.

#183

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Yeah.

#184

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That trolley kicked ass.

#185

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We're just, like, a couple blocks from the theater, I think.

#186

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Yeah! Thunder Gun himself would have been proud of that move.

#187

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Of course he'd be proud. We didn't hesitate. We didn't surrender.

#188

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Yeah. We did leave a couple men behind though.

#189

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That's true.

#190

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But we didn't hesitate to leave those men behind.

#191

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Yeah. Plus, I hung dong on the trolley. You guys missed that.

#192

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Nah, I didn't miss it. I saw it. I chose to ignore it.

#193

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If Thunder Gun's dong looks like that, we should all get our money back.

#196

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Yeah, I'm walking out of the movie.

#197

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It was more of a ding than a dong, really.

#198

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I got a lot of "good ones" and thumbs up and...

#199

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- Aw. - Goddamn it!

#200

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What would Thunder Gun do right now?

#202

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Oh, shit. Okay, listen. Hear me out.

#203

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Let's fire down that sewer. Frank and I do it all the time.

#204

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I know my way around. We'll be over there in a jiff.

#205

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Uh, I don't know.

#206

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Sewer, huh? All right, let's do it.

#207

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No, no, no. Our clothes will get soaking wet.

#209

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It's gonna ruin the whole movie.

#210

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That is what it is.

#213

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No, it isn't. It has nothing to do with it.

#214

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Look, sewers are disgusting, that's why.

#215

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Your big fat body is what's disgusting.

#216

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And you're embarrassed about it.

#217

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We are not going in the sewer, and that is final.

#218

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- Oh. Oh, yeah? - Aw.

#219

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- Aw. - No, guys. Guys.

#220

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Here I come. Here I come.

#223

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Oh, wait.

#224

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Oh. You know what?

#225

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Looks like you're stuck, huh?

#227

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Well, uh, yeah. So, my, my muscles stop me from gaining access, but...

#228

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Sorry, Mac.

#229

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Why... Why don't you guys come out, and then...

#230

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I'll tell you what. We'll come back for you.

#231

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Yeah.

#232

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That's what I told Dennis and Frank, and I was lying!

#233

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You sons of bitches!

#235

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Oh, you sons of bitches!

#236

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You sons of...

#237

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Out of the way, you fat dickhead.

#238

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All right, think. Think. Think.

#239

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Think.

#240

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No surrender. No surrender!

#241

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Shitty bike.

#242

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You seem cold.

#243

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Perhaps you'd be more comfortable under the covers.

#244

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Now, we're talkin'. Okay, Allison. All right.

#245

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Hey, hey, guys.

#246

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DENNIS What are you...

#247

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- Mac, can we help you? - Goddamn Mac.

#248

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MAC Oh, I thought I heard you call my name.

#249

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DENNIS I did not call your name.

#250

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Oh, okay.

#251

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Well, I'll be right outside if you need anything.

#252

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DENNIS We're not gonna need anything, okay?

#253

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In fact, go ahead and leave the keys in here.

#254

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Now I have to re-demonstrate my value, so that's gonna increase the time. Uh...

#255

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ALLISON I think I need to be getting home.

#256

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My mom is gonna start to worry.

#257

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DENNIS Wait. Your mom? How old are you?

#258

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- 16. - 16?

#259

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- No, just... - Whoa, shit. That's not good.

#260

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Why do I still have this tape?

#261

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That's ridiculous.

#262

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Oh!

#263

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Goddamn it.

#264

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Shit!

#265

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Well, now, this is an interesting development.

#266

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I gotta say, Charlie, this sewer is pretty gross,

#267

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but it's not nearly as gross as I thought it was gonna be.

#268

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No, it's not bad now, but, like, any minute,

#269

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like, a wall of water could just come gushing through here.

#270

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- So, we should keep moving. - Wait. Wall of water?

#271

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Yeah. Well, you know, it's not just water.

#272

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It's, like, dog shit and street sludge.

#273

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You know, they divert it to different channels throughout the day.

#274

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- Oh, my God. - You know, it's sewage. It's sewage.

#275

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- Yeah. - Oh, you know what, Dee? Dee?

#276

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Can we get naked really quick?

#277

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- No. - Oh, right. Do you mind if I do?

#278

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Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.

#279

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Well, see the thing is, like, if a wall of water comes through,

#280

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it's actually pretty sweet to be naked,

#281

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'cause then you can hold your clothes up.

#282

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You know, and then that piss and shit just kind of flows over you.

#283

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- Mmm-hmm. - It's more refreshing than you think.

#284

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And then you have dry clothes afterwards.

#285

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It's a lot better than having the, the sewage on your clothes.

#286

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I understand and I'm a little relieved,

#287

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but it's still not good enough for me,

#288

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so I'm going to keep my clothes on.

#289

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Oh, look at Queen Dee, who's too good

#290

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to get naked with her buddy all of a sudden.

#291

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Okay, I don't... Why are you making it about that?

#292

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I just... I didn't wanna... you know what?

#293

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This is a preposterous conversation we're having.

#294

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This is a functional conversation.

#295

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- This is a preposterous conversation. - This is not a sexual thing!

#296

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- You know what, let's just go. - Let's just go.

#297

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There's no walls of water. Oh! Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

#298

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Shit. My shoe's stuck.

#299

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Well, pull it out.

#300

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If I could pull it out, would it be stuck?

#301

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- Take your shoe off. - I'm not gonna take my shoe off

#302

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and walk around barefoot in this disgusting sewer.

#303

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Oh, the queen again, everyone. The queen speaks!

#304

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Shut up. Shut up. Charlie, we don't have time for this.

#305

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I have an idea though.

#306

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Why don't you take your shoes off and give them to me?

#307

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- No, you'll stretch mine out. - No, come on, Charlie.

#308

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You were fine taking all your clothes off

#309

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- and walking around in this gross place. - Dee, you'll stretch them out.

#310

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All right, Charlie, stop screwing around, okay?

#311

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- We're gonna Miss the movie. - No, we're...

#312

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You're right.

#313

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Where are you going? What are you doing?

#314

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- I'll come back for you. - No. No.

#315

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- I'll come back for you. - Don't you do that.

#316

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Don't you... Charlie, get back here right now!

#317

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Goddamn it! Oh, goddamn it!

#318

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Aw, man! Come on. Come on.

#319

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Come on!

#320

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What was that?

#321

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What was that? Charlie?

#322

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Is that the wall of water?

#323

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No, Charlie. Charlie, I hear the wall of water!

#324

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Come back for me!

#325

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Oh, no, no, no.

#326

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Come on. Come on!

#327

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Oh.

#328

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So, they'll send a tow truck and everything?

#329

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't worry about that. Tow truck is on its way.

#330

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- See you were born 1985. - Si.

#331

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Yeah. So, everything checks out there. Beautiful.

#332

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Oh, it's so cool that you own a chain of auto-body repair shops.

#333

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I wish I knew how to fix cars.

#334

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Oh, yeah, auto-body repair has always been a bit of a passion of mine.

#335

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I also invented Facebook with the Winklevoss twins.

#336

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- Really? - Yeah, yeah. Zuckerberg didn't do shit.

#337

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Yeah, he really screwed us on that one.

#338

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But I got some hush money, so it's all good.

#339

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It's all good.

#340

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But, uh, I don't want to waste any more time here, so...

#341

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No man left behind!

#342

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Goddamn it, Mac.

#343

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What the hell are you doing here?

#344

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I came back for you like I said I would, like Thunder Gun does.

#345

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- Who's the brown girl? - Uh, Elena.

#346

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We got into a bit of a fender bender.

#347

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She was on her way to see Thunder Gun too.

#348

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What are the odds of that, huh?

#349

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I've seen it twice already. Oh, it's amazing.

#350

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What's with the helmet, bro?

#351

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- Pretty cool, huh? - Ah, esta bonito.

#352

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Dude, the helmet is sweet as shit. It's very Thunder Gun.

#353

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Yeah. I'm going to wear it during the movie.

#354

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- Looks like traffic is clearing up, huh? - Yeah, it does.

#355

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All right. Punch it.

#356

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Uh, Charlie and I we go down the sewer

#357

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and first thing we do is, to preserve our clothes, we take...

#358

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take our clothes off.

#359

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We get totally naked because you don't want to get wet.

#360

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We ball our clothes up.

#361

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We stick them up someplace high.

#362

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There's this waitress who Charlie's in love with,

#363

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and, uh, I banged her.

#364

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Charlie got really upset when I banged the waitress.

#365

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Uh, but it was a lot of fun. She was a nice piece of ass.

#366

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We don't know who you're talking about.

#367

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Charlie. He's my buddy. We sleep together. We hang out together.

#368

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Once I pooped in the bed. I blamed it on him.

#369

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One time the guys got hooked on crack.

#370

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It was really crazy.

#371

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Well, they found a baby in a dumpster.

#372

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They wanted to make some money with the baby,

#373

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but nobody would buy the baby because it was white.

#374

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So, they had to turn it brown.

#375

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We were fighting over the sword,

#376

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and just about when we were about to hit each other with the sword,

#377

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social services came in.

#378

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Thought we were killing the baby.

#379

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I don't understand this tour.

#380

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Charlie wrote this musical.

#381

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Oh, man, it was really funny.

#382

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I played a troll on the musical.

#383

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- A troll? - Yeah.

#384

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And it's called The Nightman Cometh.

#385

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I could sing you my song, if you like.

#386

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You gotta... You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole.

#387

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I was saying, uh, "Soul." He was saying...

#388

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He thought I was saying, "Boy's hole."

#389

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One of the things I like doing most is banging whores.

#390

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I, uh, I go out and bang a lot of whores.

#391

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Yeah.

#392

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Listen. Here's the thing.

#393

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I'm going to have to jump off here.

#394

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So, you guys enjoy the rest of the tour on your own, okay?

#395

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How are we supposed to get back to our tour bus?

#396

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That's your problem. Welcome to Philly.

#397

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No hesitation. Nah, no surrender.

#398

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No hesitation. No surrender.

#399

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No surrender. No surrender.

#400

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No...

#401

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Oh, shit!

#402

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I surrender.

#403

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ANNOUNCER Coming soon to a theater near you...

#404

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All right. Okay, there's a nice way to do that.

#405

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There's a nice way to do that.

#406

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ANNOUNCER From the director that brought you...

#407

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Ooh! Ah! That's tart.

#408

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This seat taken right here?

#409

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- Charlie, you made it. - Hey!

#410

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What's up, Mac?

#411

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Hey, I got a seat right in the middle, bro.

#412

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Aw, dude, that's an awesome helmet, man.

#413

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Thanks, dude. Yo, where's Dee?

#414

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Uh, she couldn't make it, bro.

#415

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Wasn't Thunder Gun enough. How about Dennis?

#416

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Oh, yeah, he's here.

#417

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He's Thunder-Gunning some Mexican chick in the back.

#418

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Nice! So, he's moving a lot faster than usual, huh?

#419

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- I think he's getting a hand job. - Oh, I am.

#420

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A hand job.

#421

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Hey, can you guys, uh, maybe be quiet?

#422

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Why don't you switch seats with us if it's bothering you so much?

#423

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Just switch seats, you know what I mean? Let's just switch seats.

#424

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- Yeah, okay. All right. - That's better.

#425

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Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

#426

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Dude.

#427

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- Squeeze in. Squeeze... - Oh!

#428

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- Hey, Dee, you made it. - Yeah, you bet your ass I made it.

#429

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My clothes are dry.

#430

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You held them over your head?

#431

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- Held them over my head. - I told you that water wall was coming.

#432

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Excuse me, Miss, but your stench is unbearable.

#433

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- It's bad, isn't it? - Yes.

#434

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That's shit in my hair, that's why.

#435

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If you switch seats, I can be closer to those guys and you...

#436

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- Babe, let's get outta here. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

#437

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- You won't smell as much... - Excuse me.

#438

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And then you won't hear all the talking and...

#439

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Okay. Don't touch me.

#440

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- Congratulations. - This is a much better seat.

#441

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- All right. So, the water wall came, huh? - Yeah, oh my... It came with a vengeance.

#442

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- Dennis is getting a hand job in the back. - Seriously?

#443

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- Yeah. - Oh, congratulations.

#444

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Well, we're all here.

#445

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Except Frank. I wonder where Frank is.

#446

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Okay, you got one phone call. Make it quick.

#447

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Thank you, ma'am.

#448

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MAN This is 911. What is your emergency?

#449

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I'd like to, uh, report a bomb threat.

#450

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- That does not qualify as being... - Would you shut up?

#451

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The movie's about to start.

#452

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Can you shut up?

#453

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Switch with us if you're getting so upset.

#454

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- Fine. - Yeah, why don't you go up there and...

#455

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We're having a Thunder-Gun based conversation.

#456

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- She has a bad attitude. - Talk about shutting up.

#457

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Dennis, you're gonna like these seats.

#458

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At a certain point, it's your fault, you know what I mean?

#459

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- For not moving. - All right.

#460

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This is Elena, everybody.

#461

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- Oh! - It's starting. It's starting.

#462

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This is going to be badass!

#463

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What's going on?

#464

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Folks, please don't panic, but we've received a bomb threat.

#465

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We ask that you remain calm and exit the theater in an orderly fashion.

#466

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Aw.

#467

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- Bomb threat? - No.

#468

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- Bomb threat? - Oh, shit.

#469

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Goddamn it, Frank.

#470

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He Thunder-Gunned all of us.

#471

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He Thunder-Gunned the shit out of us.

#472

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Frank?

#473

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- Frank. - Frank.

#474

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