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I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson

Season 1, Episode 4 — Oh Crap, A Bunch More Bad Stuff Just Happened

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Show: I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson
Episode title: Oh Crap, a Bunch More Bad Stuff Just Happened
Air date: April 23, 2019
Directors: Akiva Schaffer, Alice Mathias
Top billed cast: Tim Robinson
A service dog gets super friendsly. Ebenezer Scrooge and the Ghost of Christmas Way-Future. A man takes a bumper sticker way too literally.
Source: TMDB
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[yelling aggressively]
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[stirring music]
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Oh, crap.
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There's only one man who can save us now.
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I better get to him before it's too late!
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["Big Flame (Is Gonna Break My Heart In Two)" by Doris Wilson playing]
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[woman] Ladies and gentlemen,
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the president of the Marjorie Caldwell Society of Arts and Music,
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John Ballgram.
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Good evening.
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Tonight, we honor the life and the music of Mr. Herbie Hancock,
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and if we're lucky,
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we might even get him to come up here and play a little music for us.
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But first, I do want to say, just for anyone who's concerned...
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I don't think the dog that bit me should get put down.
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I know that's protocol when a person falls
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and a dog bites them, the dog gets put down...
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but I don't think the dog should get put down,
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because I know that's a service dog.
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Otherwise, why would it be allowed in here,
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and why would it be wearing that little blue shirt?
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Okay, I just wanted to say that
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so it didn't cloud the rest of the evening.
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[audience member coughing]
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The year is 1957,
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on the mean streets of Chicago.
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-My dog didn't bite you. -[murmuring]
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What?
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-My dog didn't try to bite you. -It didn't what?
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He was trying to hump your head.
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[laughter]
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[Ballgram] It tried to bite me.
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-It tried to bite the back of my hair off. -It was humping you, dude.
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[laughter]
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Uh...
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Okay, Herbie can play.
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Herbie can compose.
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Herbie sees music in a...
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, but, uh...
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What do you even have?
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-What? -What do you even have
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that you have a service dog that's allowed in here?
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-That's really none of your business. -That would be true
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if your dog didn't try to bite the back of my hair off.
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-You know what happened. -I don't.
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And it's too bad we can't figure it out 'cause nobody has video or anything.
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I took a video.
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[murmuring]
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Oh... fine.
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-There's no way to watch it. -Tech guy can plug it in right there.
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[man] Yeah!
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Thanks, Herbie.
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[applause]
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Okay, here I am. Here I am.
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-There I trip a little on the stair. -[laughter]
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And here comes a dog trying to bite me.
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[laughter]
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It's... It's trying to bite me!
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It's trying to rip my hair out. What are you laughing at?
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Oh, my God!
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Are you saying that your dog has blue balls now?
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You said it humped me.
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-[audience groans in disgust] -It's dry.
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And you know what?
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You don't tape people.
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What is this society, that we tape everything?
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What's going on? Do we not live in the moment anymore?
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We just tape everything from a phone?
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I don't like that.
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You know, that's what Herbie's music is against.
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I don't know, man, I think the dog humped you.
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[laughter]
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That's why I love Herbie Hancock.
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He loves to lie.
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We now return to the Channel 20 Christmas classic,
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The Night Scrooge Saved Christmas.
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[hopeful music playing]
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[music reaches a crescendo]
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Oh!
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It's Christmas!
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-Scrooge! -[stirring music playing]
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Who are you?
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I am the Ghost of Christmas Way Future.
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I've already met the Ghost of Christmas Future.
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I said Way Future, Scrooge!
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-What are you here to show me? -Christmas in the year 3050.
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Skeletrex and his Bone Brigade have enslaved the human race,
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and we need your help.
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What are you talking about?
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Bonies are slaughtering humans by the millions,
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taking their bones and using them to make more bone soldiers,
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and, more important, fleets of bone cars.
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-What--? -Frigging Bonies!
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But I've got a plan.
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We've got to kill Skeletrex.
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He's huge!
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He's 15 feet tall and he has bones the size of tree trunks.
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-What-- -Oh, yeah, I almost forgot.
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He carries a club made of lava.
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-Damn you, Skeletrex! -[gun fires]
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Oh, crap!
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One of the Bonies made it through the Christmas portal.
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Quick, Scrooge, bash him with your cane!
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[skeleton screaming]
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That's it, Scrooge.
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Now, go ahead and eat that goop, Scrooge.
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Don't let it lay an egg!
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[Scrooge] I don't know what to do!
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Use your Christmas cheer and bash its fricking brains out, you idiot!
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-[soldier laughs] -[bone larva moans]
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Yeah, bash that bone larva!
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Attaboy! That's good bone-crushing.
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[hopeful music playing]
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I think I'm beginning to get the hang of this.
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Scrooge, you cheap bastard, you're a genius at this.
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The Bone Brigade is doing a bunch more bad stuff.
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We're gonna have to go to the future.
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Crap dang it, this sucks!
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So do you like it out here?
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You know, coming from the Midwest, I was unsure
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-whether I'd like California or not. -Yeah.
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But I got to say, I love it.
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You know? The weather, obviously. -[woman] Mm-hm.
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[man] It doesn't get any better.
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And you think I'd miss the seasons...
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[woman] Mm-hm.
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But you know what? Sometimes I do,
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but most of the time, I don't.
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[chuckles]
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-You excuse me for a second? -Mm-hm.
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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How can I help you?
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My date's eating all the fully loaded nachos.
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the ones that are fully loaded, she's hogging them,
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so I'm mostly getting just, like, just chips.
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Like mostly just chips,
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like nothing on 'em,
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but, like, a little bit of cheese and maybe one little nugget of meat.
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-Okay. -Can you say something to her?
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-Say what? -Maybe go up to the table
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Or like, "Hey, that's not allowed."
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No, just say the restaurant has a rule.
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It's not you, it's a rule the restaurant has
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that if you get an item to share, you can't...
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One person can't just eat all the fully loaded ones.
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Like, don't look around, find the one with most meat,
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-and always eat that one. -Can't you just ask her to share with you?
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Can't you just say the restaurant has a rule?
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I don't know, maybe it's just me, but I'm like,
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"Play your hits. Like, don't play the new stuff."
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Yeah, I totally agree.
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You go to a concert, and you want to hear the songs you love.
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Right, exactly, like--
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-Give me the good-time rock 'n' roll. -I want to sing along!
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[man] Totally!
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[both laughing]
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This is really fun.
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-This is so fun. -I'm glad we did this.
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Are you enjoying everything?
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-Yeah, everything's great. -[man] Yeah.
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Uh... Okay.
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Because we have a rule here that if you order nachos to share...
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uh, one person can't just eat all the fully loaded nachos.
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What's that? Say that again?
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We have a rule that basically says
rule
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if two people order nachos to share...
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one person can't take the ones with meat and stuff.
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What? I've never heard anything like that before.
heard
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That is... so weird.
weird
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But I guess if that's a rule, thanks.
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-Okay. -Hang on a second.
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Did you ask him to come over here and say that?
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What?
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Did you ask him to say that?
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[tense music playing]
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What the hell are you talking about?
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You got up,
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you talked to him for a long time,
talked
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and then the minute you sit down, he comes over
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and says that the restaurant has this rule.
restaurantrule
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No restaurant has a rule about who gets to eat what.
restaurantrule
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What?
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[in emotional voice] I went up there
emotionalvoice
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to ask if we could switch tables.
switchtables
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There's an air conditioner above this table,
conditionertable
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and I was worried you were gonna get cold.
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There's no vent above us.
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What?
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Did he ask you to come over and say that about the nachos?
nachos
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-He did. -What?
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I went up there to complain about the rule.
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You just learned the rule!
learnedrule
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-What? -He just came over here...
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-Who? -Him!
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What is going on?
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We'll take the check.
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We're gonna be so early for that movie.
earlymovie
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I'm not going to the movie.
movie
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[in high-pitched voice] What?
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["Big Flame (Is Gonna Break My Heart In Two)" by Doris Wilson playing]
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[upbeat music playing on radio]
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[mouths]
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[car horn honking continuously]
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[frenzied driver] That's me!
driver
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Me! That's me! Me!
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-[continuous horn honking] -[tires screech]
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Me?
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Go around.
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[continuous horn honking]
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Just go around. I...
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-[driver panting] -[continuous horn honking]
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The third phase, we hit up Instagram and--
instagramphasethird
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[distant car horn honking]
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Uh...
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-Um, the third phase, we-- -[distant car horn honking]
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[continuous horn honking]
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Sorry.
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-[continuous horn honking] -[menacing music playing]
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[snarling]
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-[dog barking] -[continuous horn honking]
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[frenzied driver] I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
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-My stomach hurts! -[continuous horn honking]
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Help me, please!
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[birds chirping]
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[exhales]
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[man] As painful and sad as today is...
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let us not forget that it's also a celebration of life.
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The life in this world...
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and the life in our next world, in the ever after.
lifeworld
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[car horn honking]
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The deceased taught us all a lot about life.
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-[priest's speech drowned out by honking] -Hey! Hey!
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[priest's speech drowned out by honking]
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[continuous car horn honking]
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Oh, shit! Shit!
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Shit! Shit!
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Shit! Shit! No! No!
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What the hell are you doing, man? Stop honking.
honking
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But I'm horny!
horny
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-What are you talking about? -I'm talking about
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your "honk if you're horny" bumper sticker!
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Can you help me out or not?
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-How would I help you out? -I don't know! Do you have a solution,
solution
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like some magazines, or a calendar, or something?
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-Why would I have that? -What?!
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I thought that you worked for a service or a company
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that helped out guys that are so horny
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that their stomachs hurt!
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'Cause that's what I am!
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There's no service that does that!
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[yelling in agony]
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Stop moving around!
moving
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Why do you have that sticker on your car? What did you think was gonna happen?
happensticker
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I don't know why I got the fucking sticker, man!
fuckingsticker
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I grew up in a small town.
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-Things were hard. -[pensive music playing]
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We needed to make little jokes.
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I learned to make my car a little funny.
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I'm sorry if I sent the wrong message,
messagesent
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like I was some sort of representative or something.
representative
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-So you don't have pornos and calendars? -No.
pornos
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Then you need to take that sticker off your car.
sticker
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Don't you dare! Don't you fucking touch it!
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Stay away from my car! It's a classic!
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-Do not touch me! -Don't touch my ride!
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-Ohhh! -Shit!
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-[driver] What do we got here? -Shut the fuck up!
driverfuck
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-You had pornos this whole time? -Shut the fuck up. Just pick one and go.
fuckpickpornoswhole
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I got to go over there and sing a song.
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Come on, hurry up!
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I've seen a lot of these!
seen
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-Just take-- -Thank you so much.
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Seriously, this is honestly like--
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-I'm sorry. -I just... I am sorry.
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[inspirational music playing]
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And now to sing a song, the son of the deceased.
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♪ Friday night ♪
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I love you, Mom.
love
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["Big Flame (Is Gonna Break My Heart In Two)" by Doris Wilson playing]
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