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I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson

Season 1, Episode 3 — It's the Cigars You Smoke That Are Gonna Give You Cancer

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Show: I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson
Episode title: It's the Cigars You Smoke That Are Gonna Give You Cancer
Air date: April 23, 2019
Directors: Akiva Schaffer, Alice Mathias
Top billed cast: Tim Robinson
A magic show opens up a marital rift. Interesting idea at a car design brainstorm. A fill-in organist at a funeral. A very esoteric charades player.
Source: TMDB
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[laughter]
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Thanks so much.
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Well, now I'm looking for a volunteer from the audience.
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Okay. Let's welcome him on stage. Come on up.
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[laughs]
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-What's your name? -Charlie.
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Charlie, we're gonna do just a quick sobriety test.
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-Can you do that? -Yeah.
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-How many balls do I have in my hand? -One.
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These aren't supposed to be hard yet, Charlie.
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[crowd laughs] I'll slow it down for you. Okay.
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-Can you do that? -I think so.
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He thinks so.
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Confidence is not your strong suit, neither is your suit-suit.
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All right, Charlie,
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I just want you to focus on which hand the ball is in.
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-Okay. -And I'll give you a hint.
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It's not this one.
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-Right here? -Goddamn it, Charlie.
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Which hand is it in?
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-Right here? -No, Charlie, it's in your pocket.
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Give him a round of applause. It's Charlie.
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Give it up for him.
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[laughter]
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All right, ladies and gentlemen,
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the next trick is something that kept me out of college for...
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That was really fun.
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God, I'm so full.
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If I didn't have to drive,
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I would have probably took them up on that offer of the bourbon flight.
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That's so cool.
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[sighs wearily]
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We should do dancing next.
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So the babysitter did art with the kids. That's cool.
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[chuckles]
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Such a fun night.
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Good night, sweetie. Love you.
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[woman] Why the fuck didn't you stick up for yourself?
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-What? -Why the fuck
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didn't you stick up for yourself,
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you fucking coward?
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What are you talking about?
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The magician, Charlie.
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He embarrassed you.
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What?
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He brought you on stage,
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and he insulted your intelligence.
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He made fun of how you look, and you did nothing.
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[laughs]
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No, he was just joking around. He was a funny magician.
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That fat piece of shit made you look like a fool, Charlie.
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He basically pulled your little dick out in front of everyone
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and jerked you off until nothing came out,
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because you are a boy.
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No, that is not what happened.
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Look...
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we will stay married
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and raise the kids until they're out of the house,
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but I will not respect you,
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and I'll make sure the kids don't either.
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Oh, my God, it was just a magic act, Brenda.
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You make ten times what he makes. Why didn't you say that to him?
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-I don't know if that would've helped. -Right, maybe it wouldn't have helped.
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I'm glad you had fun
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while everyone else had to watch an adult man
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jerk your little-boy dick off.
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Jesus Christ.
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-[applause] -[magician] Now... Thank you.
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I'd like to pick from the audience any volunteer.
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-Someone-- -Yeah!
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I'll do it.
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Is that... That's a familiar face.
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We don't usually do that, but welcome him to the stage.
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-[applause] -Hello. How are you? Terrific.
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I don't have a boy dick.
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Okay. Okay, that's fine. Uh...
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I make ten times as much as you.
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Well, you wouldn't know it from the suit.
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[laughter]
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[yells] You ruined my fucking life!
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["Big Flame (Is Gonna Break My Heart In Two)" by Doris Wilson]
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We here at Ford would like to thank you
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for agreeing to be part of this focus group.
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for agreeing to be part of this focus group.
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Your ideas will actually be used
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in helping us create a brand-new model.
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in helping us create a brand-new model.
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There are no wrong answers.
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There are no wrong answers.
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So let's go around the room,
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So let's go around the room,
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and you just go ahead and call out features
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and you just go ahead and call out features
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you'd love to see implemented in your ideal car.
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you'd love to see implemented in your ideal car.
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Whenever you're ready.
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Whenever you're ready.
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-Bluetooth capabilities. -Great.
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-Bluetooth capabilities. -Great.
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-Voice-activated lights. -Perfect.
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-Voice-activated lights. -Perfect.
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-Satellite radio. -Mm-hm.
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-Satellite radio. -Mm-hm.
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-Extra cup holders. -And a phone holder.
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-Extra cup holders. -And a phone holder.
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A good steering wheel that doesn't fly off while you're driving.
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A good steering wheel that doesn't fly off while you're driving.
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[man] Rear-view camera.
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[man] Rear-view camera.
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-Comfy seats. -A good steering wheel
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-Comfy seats. -A good steering wheel
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that doesn't fly off your hand while you're driving.
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that doesn't fly off your hand while you're driving.
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Uh, automatic side-view mirrors.
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Uh, automatic side-view mirrors.
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A great steering wheel
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A great steering wheel
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that doesn't whiff out of the window while I driving.
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that doesn't whiff out of the window while I driving.
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That is a good idea.
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That is a good idea.
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Yeah, I wrote it down.
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Yeah, I wrote it down.
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Oh, nice.
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Oh, nice.
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Okay, what do we think it should look like?
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Okay, what do we think it should look like?
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-Sleek. -Good.
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-Sleek. -Good.
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High-tech.
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High-tech.
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-Aerodynamic. -Too small.
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-Aerodynamic. -Too small.
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-I'm sorry? -Too small.
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-I'm sorry? -Too small.
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So when you get in there, you're like,
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So when you get in there, you're like,
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"If the steering wheel fly off, I'm toast."
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"If the steering wheel fly off, I'm toast."
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Look, I-- Okay, I don't know why we'd make it too small.
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Look, I-- Okay, I don't know why we'd make it too small.
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I think it's a good idea, and I stand by.
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I think it's a good idea, and I stand by.
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-Okay. -And you can have, like, a sporty look.
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-Okay. -And you can have, like, a sporty look.
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-Great. -Teacher's pet.
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-Great. -Teacher's pet.
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Any other ideas?
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Stinky!
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Stinky!
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What?
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What?
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What about if it is stinking inside?
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Sorry, you want that in a car?
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I cannot think any good car idea
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I cannot think any good car idea
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because this guy keep farting.
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because this guy keep farting.
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Okay, let's just try and focus on the car.
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What are some ways we can make it family-friendly?
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What are some ways we can make it family-friendly?
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No space for mother-in-law.
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No space for mother-in-law.
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That's not helpful.
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That's not helpful.
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Shut up, Paul.
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Shut up, Paul.
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You probably love your mother-in-law.
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You probably love your mother-in-law.
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I actually do.
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I actually do.
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Oh, my God, he admit it!
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Oh, my God, he admit it!
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[group laughs]
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[group laughs]
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-Paul? -What?
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-Paul? -What?
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-Paul? -What?
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-Paul? -What?
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[whispers] You have... no... good... car... ideas.
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[whispers] You have... no... good... car... ideas.
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-Shut up. -I doing the best at this.
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-Shut up. -I doing the best at this.
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All right, maybe we should lay off Paul.
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All right, maybe we should lay off Paul.
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That's what his wife said.
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That's what his wife said.
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[group laughs]
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[group laughs]
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Okay, this car is everything.
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[group celebrates]
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[group celebrates]
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You flinched, Paul!
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You flinched, Paul!
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Now you have to marry your mother-in-law!
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Now you have to marry your mother-in-law!
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Yeah, because he landed it and you flinched,
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Yeah, because he landed it and you flinched,
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you have to marry your mother-in-law!
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you have to marry your mother-in-law!
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I did not flinch.
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I did not flinch.
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-You have to! You have to, Paul. -Marry your mother-in-law.
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-You have to! You have to, Paul. -Marry your mother-in-law.
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-I didn't flinch. -Come on, Paul.
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-I didn't flinch. -Come on, Paul.
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If you don't, that mean you yourself
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If you don't, that mean you yourself
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admit it yourself that you suck.
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admit it yourself that you suck.
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That's true. You flinched with the bottle, Paul.
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That's true. You flinched with the bottle, Paul.
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Who is the most popular now, Paul?
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Who is the most popular now, Paul?
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[group leader] Paul, you have to marry your mother-in-law
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[group leader] Paul, you have to marry your mother-in-law
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if you flinched at the bottle!
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if you flinched at the bottle!
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[whooshing]
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[whooshing]
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-[group celebrates] -Paul! You flinch!
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-[group celebrates] -Paul! You flinch!
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[funk music playing]
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[funk music playing]
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[woman] Chronic back pain affects everything:
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[woman] Chronic back pain affects everything:
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Your family, your job, even your leisure time.
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Your family, your job, even your leisure time.
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At Laser Spine Specialists,
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At Laser Spine Specialists,
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with our minimally invasive spine surgery,
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with our minimally invasive spine surgery,
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you can be back on your feet and back in the saddle.
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you can be back on your feet and back in the saddle.
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I never thought I'd ride again.
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I can finally get back to tending my garden.
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I can finally fight my wife's new husband, Danny Crouse.
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I can finally fight my wife's new husband, Danny Crouse.
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Call Laser Spine Specialists for your no-cost MRI review
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and change your life today.
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and change your life today.
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I'm back to helping out around the house again.
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I can finally lift my son over my head again.
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I can finally lift my son over my head again.
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I can lift my son over my head again,
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I can lift my son over my head again,
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and there ain't shit he could do about it.
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Come here, you little fuck!
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Dad! What the hell?
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Dad! What the hell?
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Come on. I'm gonna get you over my head like a big boy.
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He's been rude to me his whole life!
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He's been rude to me his whole life!
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Call Laser Spine Specialists today
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to learn how a less than two-inch incision
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can give you a new lease on life.
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I can spin my wife again.
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I can spin my wife again.
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I can play with my dog again. [dog barking]
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I can play with my dog again. [dog barking]
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-[siren wails] -[car horn blares]
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-[siren wails] -[car horn blares]
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You told me I could sing!
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You told me I could sing!
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I listened to the record we made and it sucks!
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I listened to the record we made and it sucks!
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Hey, I disagree, Ron.
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I gave you $10,000 to make me a star!
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I gave you $10,000 to make me a star!
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We just need a couple more dollars to get this thing really popping off!
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We just need a couple more dollars to get this thing really popping off!
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I'm through, Robbie.
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I'm through, Robbie.
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I played "Mountain River Rock"
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for my whole family and they laughed at me.
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for my whole family and they laughed at me.
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Your family hates you! Only I love you!
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Your family hates you! Only I love you!
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And that song is rockin', baby.
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We got to fly Jeff Chris down from Indiana
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-to mix it professionally. -You listen to me.
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-to mix it professionally. -You listen to me.
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No more scamming adults into thinking they're stars.
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No more scamming adults into thinking they're stars.
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-[thud] -What the hell, Robbie?!
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-[thud] -What the hell, Robbie?!
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Where's my airplay?
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Where's my airplay?
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I had the radio tuned to that station you told me all weekend
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and my song never came on.
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Don't listen to him, he tricked me too.
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Hey, listen, I just got this new beat
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Hey, listen, I just got this new beat
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and it is totally in your Q zone, all right?
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and it is totally in your Q zone, all right?
zone
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Don't start this with me, Robbie.
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Don't start this with me, Robbie.
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-I can't sing. -It's a guaranteed goddamn hit, all right?
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-I can't sing. -It's a guaranteed goddamn hit, all right?
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It's not exactly in my Q zone, is it?
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I mean, yeah. It's also in Johnny's Q zone.
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I mean, yeah. It's also in Johnny's Q zone.
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Johnny, do "Palm Tree" for us.
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Johnny, do "Palm Tree" for us.
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♪ Palm tree girls The palm tree guys... ♪
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Don't give it to Johnny. Hold on!
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Don't give it to Johnny. Hold on!
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Let me think about it for a minute!
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Let me think about it for a minute!
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[drumbeat]
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[woman] Call Laser Spine Specialists today
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and get back to the things you've always wanted to do.
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You're too tight!
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You're too tight!
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Need to loosen up!
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It's gonna be a hit,
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It's gonna be a hit,
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but you have to relax!
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but you have to relax!
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♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby Ba-ba-bay ♪
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And that was my dad, you know?
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No matter how busy he was,
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No matter how busy he was,
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he always had time for his kids.
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Gonna miss you, Dad.
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Gonna miss you, Dad.
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Beautiful words, Kyle. Your father would have been so proud.
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Beautiful words, Kyle. Your father would have been so proud.
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So to honor Paul,
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So to honor Paul,
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why don't we listen to and enjoy a beautiful song?
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why don't we listen to and enjoy a beautiful song?
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Oh, our organist, Peg, is under the weather,
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Oh, our organist, Peg, is under the weather,
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so we have a replacement organist for the day.
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so we have a replacement organist for the day.
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And I'm now seeing that he brought his own much larger organ.
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My condolences.
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My condolences.
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Let us bow our heads.
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Two, three, four!
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[confusing carnival song playing]
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[confusing carnival song playing]
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[slide whistle]
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[slide whistle]
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[horns honking]
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[confusing music continuing]
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[confusing music continuing]
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[honk]
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[honk]
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[music stopping]
musicstopping
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My condolences.
condolences
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Thank you, New Joe.
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The thanks is all mine, Parson.
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The thanks is all mine, Parson.
thanks
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And I'll play her on.
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And I'll play her on.
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This one is somber, so it's all right to cry.
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It's called "He Layeth on High,"
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and it's about a big baby duck
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and it's about a big baby duck
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who gets his head caught in a stewed tomato,
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who gets his head caught in a stewed tomato,
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so hold on to your hats.
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so hold on to your hats.
hats
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Two, three, four!
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Two, three, four!
fourthree
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-[rapid jaunty melody playing] -[honk]
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-[rapid jaunty melody playing] -[honk]
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[plate breaks, jaunty melody continues]
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[plate breaks, jaunty melody continues]
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-[jaunty melody continues] -[honk]
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-[jaunty melody continues] -[honk]
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[slide whistles]
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-[plate breaks] -[cymbal]
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-[plate breaks] -[cymbal]
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-New Joe. -[honking]
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New Joe!
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Keep going?
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No.
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No.
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-[old-fashioned vehicle horn] -melody continues]
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-[old-fashioned vehicle horn] -melody continues]
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-[honk] -[plate breaks]
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-[honk] -[plate breaks]
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-[high-pitched slide whistle] -[melody continues]
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[melody stopping]
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[melody stopping]
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♪ Yah-yah-yah-yah-yah-yah ♪
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♪ Yah-yah-yah-yah-yah-yah ♪
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Your new boyfriend seems very mature.
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Yeah, Howie's great.
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He works at the tobacco shop my mom buys cigars at.
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He works at the tobacco shop my mom buys cigars at.
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All right, let's play.
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All right, let's play.
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Your record collection's very meat and potatoes, Liz.
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Your record collection's very meat and potatoes, Liz.
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Oh, thank you.
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No, it just means you don't have anything rare in there.
rare
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No, it just means you don't have anything rare in there.
rare
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Okay, everyone got a celebrity name in?
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Okay, everyone got a celebrity name in?
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All right, Team One, you're up.
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-[man] Remind me the rules again? -You can say anything you want,
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just don't say the name you pull out of the hat.
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just don't say the name you pull out of the hat.
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-Okay. -Okay.
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-Okay. -Okay.
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-Ready? -All right, let's do this.
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-Ready? -All right, let's do this.
ready
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And... go.
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And... go.
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-He was in Ocean's Eleven. -Matt Damon.
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-He was in Ocean's Eleven. -Matt Damon.
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No.
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No.
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He has a tequila, silver fox...
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-George Clooney. -Yes.
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Okay, she was a pretty woman.
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Okay, she was a pretty woman.
woman
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-Julia Roberts. -Yes. Okay, um...
roberts
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-Julia Roberts. -Yes. Okay, um...
roberts
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All right, I guess this is a musician.
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All right, I guess this is a musician.
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-John Mayer. -No, older...
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-John Mayer. -No, older...
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-Time. -Goddamn.
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-Time. -Goddamn.
goddamn
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It's jazz legend Marcus "The Worm" Hicks.
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It's jazz legend Marcus "The Worm" Hicks.
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[giggles] Okay, who put that in?
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[giggles] Okay, who put that in?
giggles
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That one might be one of mine.
might
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That one might be one of mine.
might
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Okay, Team Two, we're up.
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Okay, Team Two, we're up.
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Howie, you go first.
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Howie, you go first.
howie
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[sighs] All right.
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[sighs] All right.
sighs
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[groans]
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[groans]
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-This is a cool hat. -Okay, ready?
coolready
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-This is a cool hat. -Okay, ready?
coolready
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-And... go. -All right, this guy
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-And... go. -All right, this guy
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ran with Thaddeus Finks.
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He was one of the Eight Balls in Mookie Kramer and the Eight Balls.
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He was one of the Eight Balls in Mookie Kramer and the Eight Balls.
ballseightkramer
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This doesn't sound like anything.
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He played the alto sax with the kink in it.
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He played the alto sax with the kink in it.
kinkplayed
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-I don't know. -Not sure.
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-I don't know. -Not sure.
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Really? Okay, pass.
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Okay, this one's easy. He's got the freak lips,
easyfreaklipsones
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Okay, this one's easy. He's got the freak lips,
easyfreaklipsones
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he can hit the high C all night long.
night
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He was king of the tuk-tuk sound.
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He was king of the tuk-tuk sound.
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Is this another jazz guy?
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Laura, you know this.
laura
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Laura, you know this.
laura
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-I need another hint. -I told you this guy's life story
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-I need another hint. -I told you this guy's life story
anotherhintlifestory
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that night we had dinner.
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I took you to Chartreuse.
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It was the same dinner that you said you don't like any PDA.
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I tried to give you those little kisses, and you said no PDA. Remember?
kissesremembertried
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I criticized you for being addicted to your phone,
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and tried to make it up to you by buying you the entire dessert menu.
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And she didn't even take a bite.
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-Time. -Come on, guys!
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We didn't get one.
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Because they're supposed to be celebrities everyone knows.
celebritiesknowssupposed
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Oh, you mean like household names like Roy Donk,
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or Jack Marshall who wrote The Munsters' theme song?
jacksongthemetheme-songwrote
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Roy Donk?
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Okay, sweetie, I think you're just hungry.
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-Eat some of your Arizona walnuts. -That's a good idea.
arizonaideawalnuts
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Where be your nutcracker?
nutcracker
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Uh, I mean, I think we have one in our Christmas stuff in the attic.
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Oh, great. Well, that'll only take you a sec.
thatll
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Okay.
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-Yeah, I guess I'll go get that. -Thanks.
thanks
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[groans]
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-All right, Team One, let's go. -Okay.
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He's Iron Man.
iron
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-Robert Downey Jr. -[woman] Yes. Okay...
robertwoman
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Oh, I think this one's Howie's.
ones
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Yeah, I don't know what to do.
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Just do Charades.
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Ooh!
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Oh, I wish I could hear what she's playing, man. She's off the map.
playingwish
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Time.
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-What was it? -Tiny "Boop Squig" Shorterly.
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I mean, come on, is that even a celebrity?
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He's no Roy Donk, but he was a regular guest on The Colgate Hour.
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What's The Colgate Hour?
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Excuse me!
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-Oh, my God. -What? I said, "Excuse me."
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All right? We all do it.
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Let's not make a big deal about it. It's embarrassing.
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-Here's your nutcracker, Howie. -Oh, thanks, but I changed my mind.
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Listen, I saw you had some gazpacho soup in your fridge.
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Can I have some gazpacho soup?
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[wearily] Yes, you can have some gazpacho soup.
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[Howie] All right, let's get back into it.
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[groans] Okay.
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It's my turn. My turn. Okay, let's see.
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Well, he was a frequent guest on The Colgate Comedy Hour.
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The radio program. Come on.
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-I don't know what The Colgate Hour is. -Okay, pass. Okay.
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I don't know if this will help you,
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but he was also a frequent guest on The Colgate Comedy Hour.
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He did panels with Paul Julian,
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the guy who did the voice of the Road Runner. "Beep-beep."
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Don't you remember how we listened to his whole album
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that one night I told you you'd never be a good writer
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-'cause you don't have a curious mind? -Time.
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-Damn it. -Who was it?
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Paul Bufano. Paul Bufano, how hard is that?
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Paul Bufano! Come on.
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Jeez! You don't remember that night
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we listened to the whole album Cafeteria Jangle?
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It's the night you gave me that Fitbit
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and I said I would get wrist cancer from it.
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You said, "It's the cigars you smoke that's gonna give you cancer.
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It's the T-bone steaks you eat that are gonna give you cancer."
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You don't remember that?
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[woman] Just have some gazpacho, Howie.
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[Howie] Oh, my gazpacho soup is here.
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[exclaims]
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-This gazpacho soup just burned my lips. -The gazpacho?
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Yeah, it's been sitting out. It warmed up.
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It warmed up so much that it burned your lip?
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Let me explain something to you. If you're expecting something ice cold,
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and you bring it up to your lips and it's room temp,
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it's going to feel like your mouth's on fire.
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It's gonna feel like your body's on fire.
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-No way, man -[Howie] You know what? I'm bored.
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This party's officially boring. I'm bored,
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and you people are very rude. Listen, let's get out of here.
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All right? My buddy Ray, his parents are out of town.
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He's gonna let us use his basement for "if you know what I mean."
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You guys really embarrassed me in front of Howie.
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["Big Flame (Is Gonna Break My Heart In Two)" by Doris Wilson]
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