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I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson

Season 1, Episode 2 — Thanks For Thinking They Are Cool

TMDB episode metadata
Show: I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson
Episode title: Thanks for Thinking They Are Cool
Air date: April 23, 2019
Directors: Akiva Schaffer, Alice Mathias
Top billed cast: Tim Robinson
A nifty new tug-friendly t-shirt. The smart way to ditch your toupee. A prank doesn't go so well. An airline passenger gets aggressively creepy.
Source: TMDB
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[rock instrumental playing]
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Ohhh!
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Whoa!
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That's a nice motorcycle.
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All right! [laughs]
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Wow!
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Beautiful motorcycle!
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Yes! Yeah!
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Motorcycle with no motor?
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Okay!
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[chuckles]
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What the heck?
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Two motorcycles with a little house in the middle?
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Wow, dude!
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Wow!
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[rock instrumental continuing]
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[music stops]
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[heavenly music playing]
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[triumphant music playing]
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[electricity crackling]
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Well?
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Yeah, guys... there's motorcycles.
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-Yeah! -[all cheering]
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And there's a lot of other stuff, too.
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[rock instrumental playing]
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There it is.
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[group exclaims]
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[all laughing]
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It's got a... It's got a little house in it.
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Come on, it's got a little house in it.
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Yes!
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["Big Flame (Is Gonna Break My Heart In Two)" by Doris Wilson playing]
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[woman] River Mountain High is sponsored by TC Topps TC Tuggers Shirts,
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the only shirt with a tugging knob.
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[school bell rings]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Hey. Am I seeing you tonight?
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I don't know, Brandon. I shouldn't even be talking to you.
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What's going on? You've been avoiding me all week.
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You're hiding something.
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What happened that night with Riley?
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Look, I told you, we got in a fight, and she stormed off.
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That was the last I saw of her.
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Then why did Tyler see her in your car at 2:00 a.m.?
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Oh, God, Tyler! Tyler's a freak. Everybody knows that.
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He may be weird, but at least he didn't beat up Matt Simms
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in the locker room in front of everyone.
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Okay.
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Look... you can't say anything, but--
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All right, you two, get to class. The bell already rang.
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You can't be in the hall when the bell rang. The bell already rang.
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Sorry, Principal S.
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That's okay.
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That's a cool shirt.
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Yeah, it's a TC Topp from TC Tuggers,
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the only shirt that's got a little knob on the front
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so you can just pull it out when it gets trapped on your belly.
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It's very cool.
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Yeah, I was doing this all the time,
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and the wear and tear was wrecking my regular shirts.
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But TC Tuggers has this little knob on the front
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so you don't wreck your shirt, or hurt your hand.
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Yeah, that makes sense.
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Yeah, you know what I mean?
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'Cause when you go through the day,
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your shirt gets kind of bunched up,
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so I was wrecking my shirts
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'cause I was pulling them out subconsciously,
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but this has that knob,
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so you can just do it easily.
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-Awesome. Well, we'll get to class. -But they're not a joke.
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-What? -You don't make jokes about 'em,
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TC Tuggers.
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You don't wear 'em as a joke,
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you don't give 'em as a joke gift, or wear them ironically,
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or do pub crawls in 'em like the Snuggie.
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They're not like the Snuggie.
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Do they come in other styles?
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Not really.
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-[makes burbling noises] -[group laughing]
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Hey, cool hair, Dave.
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Thank you. I know.
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[continues making burbling noises]
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He's so comfortable in his skin.
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[man] You've been wearing a toupee for years,
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but you're tired of living a lie.
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You're ready to accept the real you,
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but you're in too deep.
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You can't go from hair to bald in one day.
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Hey, Dave.
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[menacing music playing]
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-Dave? -[man] Oh, my God, Dave.
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You're all-the-way bald.
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What happened to the head of hair you had yesterday?
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Uh...
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Was that a toupee, you piece of shit?
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Dang it.
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Well, now you can ween yourself off your toupee gently
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with Wilson's natural hair-loss system.
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It's easy. When you sign up, Wilson's will send 500 little wigs,
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each one balder than the last.
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Every 17 hours, replace your hairpiece with the next most bald one.
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But what if you don't have 52 weeks? You need to be bald right now.
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Wilson's has the solution for you.
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For the same price, we can get you bald in one day
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with Wilson's natural Fake Gorilla Attack hair-removal system.
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Wilson's will send a fake gorilla to a public place of your choosing
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to rip your entire hair clean off.
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-[heavy metal music playing] -Oh, my God, a gorilla!
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That chimp stole my hair!
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Wilson's. Now you can be the life of the party.
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[continues making comedic noises]
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-Ow! -What the hell are you doing?
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-You poked my wife in both eyes. -[door opens]
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-[heavy metal music playing] -Oh, my God, a gorilla!
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That's my real hair!
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[gorilla roaring]
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♪ Baby, baby, baby, ba-ba-bay ♪
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Here he comes.
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Sorry I'm late, everyone. It's very rude of me. I apologize.
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-[fart sound] -[group laughing]
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-[whispering] Oh, my God, I farted. -[group stops laughing]
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Um...
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Sorry about that, everyone.
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Could you excuse me for a second?
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I have to figure out what's going on.
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What the heck?
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There's a pink bag on my chair?
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Yeah, it's just a whoopee cushion. It's a prank.
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-On me? -No, it...
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-You know, it's just a joke. -What's the joke, exactly?
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What do you mean?
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My farts don't sound anything like that.
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My farts are long...
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and way louder.
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And they reek.
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So, what's the joke?
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That I had a milder fart than I normally do?
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That nobody's puking from my fart?
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Is that the joke?
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That I farted and no one barfed?
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'Cause that's pretty funny, actually.
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That'd be a great day for me.
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That'd be a great day for me, if I farted and nobody barfed.
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That's not the joke.
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It was just like...
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you know, what if you farted?
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I think we covered what would happen if I farted, Jane.
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You'd throw up your pretty little lunch.
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Okay, everyone, I think it's time to start the meeting.
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The whoopee cushion thing was stupid.
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Uh, Dana, you wanna bring us up to speed
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on what's happening in the Midwest division?
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[man] Can I just ask...
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what's next?
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-Just so I know, what's next? -Sorry?
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Cake batter in my pants, and make it look like I cum in my pants?
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What are you talking about?
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What's the next joke?
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Meatball down my leg, make it look like my ball sack ripped open?
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Brown pie in my undies, make it look like I shit my pants?
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Brown pudding in my shoes,
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make it look like I shooted diarrhea down my leg?
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Make me think I'm mighty sick?
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I'm rushed to the hospital, and there for hours,
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and I miss my family photo tonight.
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Is that the joke?
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That I miss my family photo tonight?
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Nobody wants you to miss your family photos.
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Then what's the joke?
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That while I'm on the operating table,
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a man is rushed in 'cause he was in a car accident,
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and he has a metal bolt through his head,
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but he bleeds out in the waiting room
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because the doctors are too busy
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trying to shove two meatballs in my scrotum
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and cake batter back in my penis?
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Is that the joke...
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on the man's widow?
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You got her, Jane. [chuckles]
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You really got her.
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This is a betrayal on levels that no one's ever seen!
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Permission to go home, lie down and watch some TV,
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and rest up so my face isn't beet red for my family photo tonight?
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Yes, yes.
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Thank you.
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["Big Flame (Is Gonna Break My Heart In Two)" by Doris Wilson playing]
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-Previously on River Mountain High... -You're hiding something.
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What happened that night with Riley?
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-That's a cool shirt. -Yeah, it's a TC Topp from TC Tuggers.
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-Do they come in other styles? -Not really.
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No, yeah, the style is just... Is just basically this.
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Well, thanks, Principal S.
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Yeah. Yeah, thank you for asking about the shirt
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and thinking it's cool, TC Tuggers.
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Yeah, I gotta go.
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Bye, Brandon.
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Think about what I said about TC Tuggers.
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Bye, Claire.
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So, what happened with Riley?
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["Are You Ready For This" by Clear Blue Fire playing]
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[funky music playing]
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Coach is so much nicer on international flights.
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I hope they have good movies.
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Not me, I'm going right to sleep.
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-Going on a big vacation? -[sinister music playing]
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Uh, yeah, it's actually our honeymoon.
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Ah!
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Planning on relaxing? [chuckling]
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Mm-hm.
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Yeah. You want everything to be perfect.
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Yeah, we've actually been looking forward to this for a really long time, so...
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Sure you have, yeah.
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Yeah.
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[inhales]
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Is there anything you're looking forward to doing?
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Just all of it, pretty much.
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[laughs] Lots to do, yeah.
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You're gonna need your energy.
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Yeah. Yeah, I guess we are.
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You know, you want to make it your dream vacation.
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Yep.
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Are you going on a vacation, too?
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Oh, no, no, not me.
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Oh, business then, huh?
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[laughs]
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In a way.
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Well, we should probably get some shut-eye, so...
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Good. That sounds like a good idea, yeah.
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[sniffs]
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-[eerie xylophone playing] -♪ Hush, little baby, don't say a word ♪
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I'm... I'm sorry, do I know you?
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No...
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[in sing-song voice] but I know you.
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[chuckles wickedly]
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It was 1982.
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I was 48, you were nine months.
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We were on a flight from JFK to London.
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Saw you immediately.
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A baby on a seven-hour flight.
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The first hour was bliss...
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then the crying started.
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-[menacing music playing] -Small whimpers at first,
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then came the shrieking.
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Louder.
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Louder.
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Louder.
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Till it filled the whole cabin.
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When I arrived in London, I was a shell of a man.
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Broken.
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You see, I had spent my entire life savings to go to London
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to see my beloved Buckingham Palace,
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so I could see if I could make those soldiers laugh.
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Because of you, I was too tired to do anything funny!
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And I vowed from that day forward that I would devote the rest of my life
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to getting my revenge on you, little baby.
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What are you saying?
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[chuckles]
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Airline seats?
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Seems like a crapshoot.
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Well, not if you go through someone's trash.
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You went through my trash?
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[chuckles wickedly]
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How do you think I got this?
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Oh, my God, what is that?
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-A rat bit me. -Jesus!
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It's not that gross.
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And now, here we are...
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the stars aligned.
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And now, I will exact my revenge.
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I'm gonna cry...
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the whole flight.
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[wailing]
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[continuing to wail]
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[woman] Sir?
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Sir?
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-What?! -You're in this man's seat.
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[man] No, I'm in my own seat.
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I'll show you my ticket right here.
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That's way back there.
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-But can't I stay here? -You can't just sit wherever.
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You can at some concerts.
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Sir, you're back there.
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Shit! Shit!
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Excuse me.
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Oh, that's a good idea,
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move in the direction of where I'm heading.
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Dumb piece of shit!
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-Hey. -Hey.
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[upbeat guitar band playing on earphones]
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[muffled wailing]
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[upbeat music continuing] g on earphones]
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