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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 6, Episode 7 — Who Got Dee Pregnant

I'm so pumped, dude.

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I hope I get to see at least one ancient spirit.

#2

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We should get chalk and some erasers,

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because that dust cloud really shows the laser beam alarms.

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- So you can see… - Get a dust cloud going.

#5

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We got to spend a lot of time in the Civil War section.

#6

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No, we're not doing the Civil War section, Frank.

#7

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We are gonna hit up ancient Egypt. Excited about that.

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- We're sticking together. - Just so I'm clear,

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you guys don't actually think that things are going to come alive

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because you're spending the night in a museum?

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Sorry, but we're opening ourselves up to

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the possibility of an adventure this evening.

#13

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Is there something wrong with that?

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Now, whether that means Charlie running into his ancient spirits

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or us having to just run away from security guards all night,

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either way, it's gonna be a great time.

#17

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It's gonna be better than sticking around the bar,

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watching you eat sandwich after sandwich.

#19

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What is the matter with you?

#20

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You've been stuffing your face for days.

#21

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It's fatness. It's a person becoming fat before your eyes.

#22

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I don't even know how to make the bird jokes anymore.

#23

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- They don't apply. - I'm not fat. I'm pregnant.

#24

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I feel like you say that all the time now.

#25

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You better do yourself a favor and flush it out.

#26

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You've definitely said that before. You're right.

#27

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Since we're all saying things that we say all the time, I'll reiterate,

#28

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Dee, we don't care about you, your body, your baby,

#29

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or that baby bird that you're probably carrying inside of you.

#30

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- Right. - Oh, really?

#31

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Well, you should give a shit, 'cause one of you is the father.

#32

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- What? - What the hell you talking about?

#33

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The Halloween party, where one of you got me pregnant.

#34

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But since you guys don't care about me, my body, my baby,

#35

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or whatever it was that you were saying, we shouldn't talk about it.

#36

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You guys are on your way to a museum to spend the night. Have a great time.

#37

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Oh, shit.

#38

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What is she even talking about?

#39

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Got her pregnant at the Halloween party? What?

#40

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I don't remember. I was wasted.

#41

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Yeah, me, too. I browned out that evening.

#42

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"Browned out"? What's "browned out"?

#43

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Oh, it's when you drink so much that everything goes brown.

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It's not as severe as a blackout, 'cause I remember bits and pieces.

#45

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I like to call it "browning out."

#46

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- Never heard of that before. - With good reason,

#47

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because Mac made it up on the spot.

#48

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- I did. - You did. That's a great term.

#49

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- "Browning out"? - You like it?

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- I love it. - Thank you.

#51

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I'm pretty sure, at a point, we all probably browned out.

#52

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So our best chance at figuring this out

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is for us to all put our browns together,

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mash them together and try and figure out which one

#55

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of you two banged my sister.

#56

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Let's not overuse the "brown" thing right in the beginning.

#57

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Yeah, but once you throw a term like that out,

#58

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and everybody likes it, it's fair game.

#59

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- We can use it whenever we want. - It's public domain.

#60

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- Public domain. - Now we're trying to figure out

#61

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- who banged Dee. - That's important.

#62

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Let's not focus on the "brown" thing,

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even though I'm gonna use it a lot,

#64

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probably a lot right now.

#65

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So here's what I remember from my brown state.

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I remember we were all in costume,

#67

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and our costumes were pretty cool, except for yours.

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I was really pissed off at you, because we agreed to go as Mario and Luigi.

#69

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I held up my end of the bargain.

#70

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You showed up wearing a different costume at the last minute.

#71

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Dude, what are you doing? Where's your Mario costume?

#72

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No, I went with a sexier look.

#73

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Sexy? Bro, we agreed on funny over sexy this year,

#74

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so we could disarm the ladies.

#75

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You don't remember this conversation? Without my Mario, what am I?

#76

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I'm just some weird Italian plumber. I look like an asshole.

#77

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What is that? What even is that?

#78

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I'm that character from Lord of the Rings, "Viggio Morgenstein."

#79

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That is not the character's name. That's the actor's name.

#80

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You're not even getting that right.

#81

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You're totally boning me here. Do you realize that?

#82

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Yo, yo, yo! Look at the turnout for our "par-tay."

#83

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I want to suck your blood!

#84

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It's Twilight time! Time for blood sucking.

#85

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Yeah, dude, I'm doing a vampire thing!

#86

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'Cause chicks are all into vampires and stuff

#87

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'cause of the stupid Twilight movie and other crap.

#88

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What if the waitress is into it? This is my best shot!

#89

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You are dressed like the Phantom of the Opera. He's not a vampire.

#90

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- He eats theater people. - He doesn't.

#91

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- I think he might. - He does.

#92

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And I'm surprised you even know who the Phantom of the Opera is.

#93

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- He might not. - He doesn't.

#94

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- No, I don't. I don't. - This party blows.

#95

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There's no studs here. No beef in the freezer, you know?

#96

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Dee, why would you wear a costume with giant wings?

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- I'm a sexy angel. - Are we supposed to pretend

#98

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like you're not dressed like a giant bird?

#99

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If you're gonna be sexy, don't dress like a bird.

#100

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I didn't dress like a bird. I'm clearly an angel.

#101

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- No. - Besides, did you guys see that cooze

#102

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over there dressing like a peacock?

#103

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Big, giant bird. Green bird.

#104

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- Ooh! - Ooh!

#105

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She wears it well.

#106

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Woof, woof. She wears it very well.

#107

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She wears it so well that I have now pinpointed her

#108

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as my prey for the evening.

#109

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Yeah! She will be mine.

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I'm gonna go get that process started right now.

#111

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Out of my way, bird.

#112

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This is all sounding right. I remember this.

#113

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Yeah? This all sounds right to you? Okay.

#114

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It was later in the evening, and things had progressed,

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'cause we were all starting to get lit at this point.

#116

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But, see, I distinctly remember there being

#117

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some commotion at the other end of the bar.

#118

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Hey, leave us alone! Just stop it!

#119

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This lady, she sounded like she was in a fair amount of distress,

#120

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but I didn't really give a shit, because despite looking like a cartoon bricklayer,

#121

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I was starting to get pretty close to sealing the deal with the peacock lady.

#122

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Look, dude, you've been bugging me all night, okay?

#123

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I think your costume's weird, you're creepy,

#124

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and I just want you to leave me alone.

#125

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Yeah. Yes. Yes.

#126

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- Stupid costume is so sexy. - What?

#127

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I can't believe it, man. She takes advantage of me.

#128

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She's like, "Oh, my God, you look so sexy! I'm gonna sex you all up!"

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I'm like, "You're just my friend! Get your sex off me!"

#130

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And then she gets all sexy with me, 'cause I've got

#131

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the sexiest costume in the world on!

#132

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- I hate it! - Did you want to get rid of that costume?

#133

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Yes, I want to get rid of the costume!

#134

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You have any idea what it's like to be this sexy?

#135

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- Can I have your costume? - Yeah.

#136

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- Really? - I didn't even wanna be…

#137

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- Yeah! - Let's switch.

#138

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Come on, let's go switch. You'll be okay, buddy.

#139

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Yes! It's all coming back to me now. You came over to me.

#140

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We agreed to switch costumes. You gave me your sexy costume,

#141

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and I was able to fell the seductive temptress finally.

#142

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Oh, yeah, so I did have sex with the peacock lady.

#143

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Yeah, awesome. Ah, that's so awesome, dude.

#144

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Well, mystery solved. I mean… Awesome!

#145

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- That's not the mystery. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

#146

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That you banged the peacock chick is not the mystery.

#147

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The Dee thing is the mystery. Right. Dee…

#148

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Somebody had sex with Dee, and she got pregnant. Whatever. Okay.

#149

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Clearly, from that story, Charlie, you're the one that banged her.

#150

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That's why you were feeling so much remorse,

#151

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and you had tears coming out of your eye.

#152

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Who wouldn't feel that way after banging…

#153

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Ah, shit, dude. Oh, shit.

#154

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'Cause the way you're telling that story,

#155

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it definitely sounds like that, 'cause I remember crying!

#156

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No.

#157

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Those were tears of joy.

#158

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Yes, and it wasn't 'cause of Dee, obviously.

#159

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I remember this now. I remember this, all right?

#160

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Frank and Artemis weresitting at the bar,

#161

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and they were in the middle of a big argument.

#162

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I was with the McPoyle brothers over at the jukebox,

#163

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and I just finalized a delicate truce with them.

#164

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So if you guys are cool, then I'm totally cool.

#165

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- We're cool as cucumbers. - Bump it.

#166

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This time I will bump it. The truce is on!

#167

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We bumped fists, and Dee walked by.

#168

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- Oh, hey, Dee. - Hey, Charlie. Great costume.

#169

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- Yeah, you, too. - Thanks.

#170

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Like the feathers.

#171

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And just then the waitress came in.

#172

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Hey, I see you received my invitation.

#173

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Yeah, Charlie, I received all 100 of them.

#174

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Who's this jerk?

#175

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This is my new boyfriend. He's here to protect me.

#176

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Oh, wait. This is the guy you were telling me about.

#177

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- Hey. - Hey.

#178

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- The lady's taken. - Get out of my face, bro.

#179

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- Really? - Yeah, really.

#180

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- You want to get your ass kicked? - Leave us alone.

#181

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- I have to defend your honor! - Please stop it!

#182

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Mac, get my back.

#183

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Oh, goddamn it! I got milk all over me!

#184

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That was insanely masculine.

#185

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I made out with the waitress! That's amazing, man!

#186

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I got to call her. I'm out of here.

#187

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- Didn't happen. - What?

#188

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- No? - That's not the way it happened.

#189

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- No? - No. You got parts of it right,

#190

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but you're leaving out some major things.

#191

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Let me set the damn record straight.

#192

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First of all, don't say I went as Spider-Man. I didn't go as Spider-Man.

#193

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I was Man-Spider.

#194

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Totally different!

#195

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Yes, I was having an argument with Artemis

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because a couple weeks before, we had some makeup sex

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in a dumpster out in the back of Wendy's.

#198

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Yeah! Yeah!

#199

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She incorporated a bun in the lovemaking.

#200

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She took the dough

#201

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and rolled it up into a ball, and then she…

#202

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We were going berserk. She loves that kind of stuff. And I admit, I do, too.

#203

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Frank, we don't need to hear this part of the story, okay?

#204

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Can you tell us about Halloween night? Stick to that.

#205

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Okay. We were arguing

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because she wanted another dumpster hump, and I wantedto stay at the party.

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So I walked away. That's when you were doing your thing.

#208

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- I'm gonna kick your ass, bro! - Leave us alone!

#209

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- I have to defend your honor! - Please stop!

#210

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- Mac, get my back! - I'm here, buddy!

#211

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Goddamn it! I got milk all over me!

#212

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You are insane!

#213

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Insanely masculine.

#214

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It was Artemis that took advantage of you

#215

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because she was trying to make me jealous.

#216

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After you broke free,

#217

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you wandered off muttering something about the costumebeing too sexy.

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Not from you!

#219

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It's the stupid sexy costume!

#220

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Ah, shit. Somebody please tell me Frank's memory is not correct.

#221

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Knock, knock, dick-faces.

#222

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Artie, thanks for coming so quick.

#223

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Listen, we're trying to piece together a night, and we need some guidance.

#224

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I don't remember that night.

#225

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I didn't tell you which night yet.

#226

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I don't remember most evenings.

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You can try me, but I will not promise you anything.

#228

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- Last Halloween. - Oh, Halloween.

#229

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- Anything ring a bell? - That was quite a night.

#230

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I suppose I do recall a few bits and pieces.

#231

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- What happened? - Spill.

#232

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Well, I was angry at you…

#233

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because of an incident that happened a few weeks before…

#234

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where you and I were in the Dumpster behind Wendy's.

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I incorporated a hamburger bun…

#236

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This is not the part that… Why does everybody think we wanna know about that?

#237

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Because it's really interesting and innovative,

#238

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and I thought maybe you'd want some lessons.

#239

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- Did you make out with me? - I sure did.

#240

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And it worked like a charm.

#241

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I had Frank all to myself for a month straight.

#242

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All right, let's get back to Halloween.

#243

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Anything else that happened that night… like Deandra getting pregnant?

#244

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Oh, well, that makes sense. Mac slept with her at the party.

#245

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What?

#246

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What are you talking about?

#247

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I'm talking about the sounds of hot, passionate lovemaking…

#248

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that was coming from the bathroom that I had heard with my own two ear-balls.

#249

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After the fight and the kiss,

#250

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Mac had blood all over his knuckles and went to the bathroom to wash it off.

#251

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Dee was incensed that her costume was covered in milk.

#252

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She went to the bathroom to clean up.

#253

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But the line for the ladies' room was too long,

#254

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so she went to the men's room.

#255

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Frank started to apologize to me, and after a few minutes,

#256

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we decided to have makeup sex in the men's room.

#257

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But the door was locked, and I heard the passionate, unmistakable sounds…

#258

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of lovemaking coming from inside.

#259

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Mac was making love to Sweet Dee in the bathroom,

#260

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so Frank and I had to sneak outside to my station wagon,

#261

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where we gave each other hand jobs.

#262

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Well, there you have it. Mac's the dad.

#263

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Mac's the dad! Chant with me. No…

#264

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- Mac's the dad! Let's go! - No, I'm not the…

#265

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I'm not the dad, okay, Charlie? Just trust me on that.

#266

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Hey, all the evidence is pointing towards you, pal.

#267

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Yes, there were passionate sounds of lovemaking

#268

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coming from the bathroom, but it wasn't me and Dee.

#269

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Damn it. I was hoping I wouldn't have to admit this,

#270

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but I guess I have to tell you.

#271

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Okay, here goes.

#272

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I was in the back of the bar when the commotion began,

#273

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and I heard Charlie cry out for help.

#274

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He was about to get his ass kicked by that giant dude.

#275

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Mac, help me, please! I need you!

#276

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- There was no time for an ocular pat-down. - Not in my bar, bro.

#277

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I secured the area, and I retained order… like I always do.

#278

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Everybody chill.

#279

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It's cool now.

#280

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I had a tremendous amount of douche bag bloodall over my knuckles,

#281

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so I went to the bathroom to clean it off.

#282

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- That's when Dee came in. - Oh, hey, Dee.

#283

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Look, I do not give a shit about your problems, Dee, okay?

#284

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I'm still pumped up from that ass-whooping. Did you see that?

#285

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I don't give a shit, Dee, okay?

#286

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I don't know how you're gonna get all that milk off of you.

#287

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What is that supposed to mean?

#288

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Okay, you know what? Shoo. Shoo. Get out of here. Shoo. Shoo!

#289

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Get out of here. Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Come on!

#290

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Get out! Get out!

#291

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So annoying.

#292

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Whoa! Margaret, what are you doing here?

#293

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God, that is so gross.

#294

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You're always doing that. Are you trying to tell me something?

#295

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Is that, like, a sexual thing?

#296

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All right. Let's do this.

#297

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Hold on a second. So are you telling us

#298

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that you had sex with Margaret McPoyle that night?

#299

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Yes.

#300

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Ooh.

#301

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- Yeah. - Well, you know,

#302

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we got to go confront the McPoyles about this now.

#303

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Yeah, we got to confirm this whole story.

#304

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The only consistent part about every single one of these stories

#305

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is that the McPoyles were there, and they were drinking milk,

#306

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which means they were stone-cold sober that night.

#307

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They could probably confirm the truth.

#308

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Ah, shit.

#309

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Last Halloween. Hmm.

#310

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And Dee's pregnant, huh?

#311

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I remember that night well.

#312

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As do I. Quite well.

#313

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You were all very, very, very drunk.

#314

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- Quite drunk. - You should feel shame.

#315

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Okay, don't give us your judgments, all right?

#316

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- Can you tell us what you remember? - What happened?

#317

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Well, we just finished accepting Charles's terrible, terrible truce.

#318

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That's, like, the whole truce. You know, that's all there is to it.

#319

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And if you guys are cool with it, then I'll be perfectly cool with it.

#320

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- Whatever. - Just go away. Your breath is awful.

#321

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- Oh, really? - Yeah.

#322

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All right, well, bump it?

#323

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What about this one? You bump?

#324

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That's cool.

#325

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Cool, guys. Good truce, good truce, good truce.

#326

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- Ah, hey, Dee. - Shut up.

#327

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Yep. Yep.

#328

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Uh, hello, hello, hello, hello!

#329

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I see you received my invitation.

#330

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I'm sorry. Do I know you?

#331

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- Who's this jerk? - Uh, this is my boyfriend.

#332

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- What the hell? - Whoa. Time out. What's going on here?

#333

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The lady's taken, buddy!

#334

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- Yeah, I know she is! - Who are you?

#335

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- You want to get your ass kicked? - Leave us alone!

#336

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I have to defend your honor!

#337

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Mac, get my back!

#338

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Goddamn it! I got milk all over me!

#339

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Viggio Morgenstein!

#340

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Hey.

#341

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I'm insanely high on mescaline.

#342

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Are you telling me that wasn't even the waitress?

#343

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Not at all.

#344

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After the fight, Mac went to the bathroom

#345

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to wash that poor girl's blood off his hands.

#346

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And Dee followed.

#347

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They were only in there a short moment together before Dee came back out.

#348

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Mac kicked her out of the bathroom

#349

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so he could make sweet love to Margaret in private.

#350

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I heard you gave quite a performance, Macwell.

#351

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Mmm.

#352

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Mmm!

#353

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- Mmm! - Oh!

#354

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Okay, that's enough, all right?

#355

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God, that's your sister.

#356

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- Uh… - Yeah.

#357

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You know what? Just move past it. Tell the story, please.

#358

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She's still expecting a call.

#359

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That's not gonna happen, so just move past it.

#360

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You will call her!

#361

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Jesus, man, I'm sorry. Fine, I'll call her.

#362

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As I was saying,

#363

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Dee came out of the bathroom in quite a rage.

#364

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Stupid costume.

#365

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Everybody calling me a bird.

#366

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She accosted the girl you were all ogling that evening.

#367

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Hey, you, everybody thinks you're so hot, huh? You big hot bird.

#368

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Well, I tell you what. You take it off and switch with me.

#369

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What are you talking about? Me, mine…

#370

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This is mine now. Switch it.

#371

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- Uh, I don't think so. - "Oh, I don't think so."

#372

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I didn't ask you, okay?

#373

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Listen. All right, number one, it's a win-win for both of us.

#374

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That weird plumber, he's gonna leave you alone.

#375

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That's good, right? And then the second great thing for you

#376

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is I'm not gonna beat the shit out of you, so let's go.

#377

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Dee came out of the bathroom in her new costume feeling quite saucy.

#378

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Call me a bird all night. Making fun, saying names.

#379

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Well, let's see who's sexy now, dickwads.

#380

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'Cause I look good.

#381

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Dee was clearly on a warpath…

#382

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to prove to one of you that she was indeed sexy.

#383

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The best way to do that was to trick one of you into making love.

#384

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Knowing that Charlie was the weakest

#385

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and by far the most vulnerable,

#386

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she assumed he would be the easiest to takeadvantage of.

#387

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And so she took Charlie into the back office and had her way with him.

#388

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You should see the look on your face.

#389

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It's good enough to eat.

#390

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No. Hold on a second. That wasn't me.

#391

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- What? - I switched costumes with Dennis.

#392

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That was Dennis.

#393

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So Dennis thought Deandra was the peacock chick.

#394

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And Dee thought that Dennis was Charlie?

#395

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So Dee thinks that I'm the dad, but, Dennis, you're the dad!

#396

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Delightful.

#397

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Oh, shit. I'm gonna be sick.

#398

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Go. Do it.

#399

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Feel it. Let it out.

#400

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Let's just… Let's just get out of here.

#401

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Don't flush.

#402

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- Dee! - Deandra!

#403

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Dee! Dee!

#404

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- Deandra! - Yeah!

#405

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This is bad! This is real bad!

#406

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You thought you had sex with Charlie,

#407

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but it was Dennis that you went into the back room with.

#408

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See?

#409

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I had sex with you. It was sex with me.

#410

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He threw up the whole way over here, Dee.

#411

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Dennis is the father of that baby.

#412

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We got to get you and that monster that's in your gut down to Mexico A.S.A.P.!

#413

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Are you kidding me? I did not have sex with Dennis.

#414

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Yes, you did! Yeah… All right, look, look.

#415

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You went in the back office with him, not me.

#416

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You thought it was me, you wanted sex from me! But you got sex from Dennis!

#417

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You're saying that because I went into the back office alone with Dennis,

#418

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that I must have had sex with him?

#419

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Gross! No! That did not happen.

#420

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Have you guys been obsessing about this all night long?

#421

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- Yes! - Yeah?

#422

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We were trying to figure out who the father is.

#423

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If it's not Dennis, who is it?

#424

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- It's none of you. - Huh?

#425

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No, none of you are the father.

#426

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I told you that 'cause you were making fun of me for eating the sandwich,

#427

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and I thought it would upset you and get you going, and it worked.

#428

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You guys have been obsessing about this all night.

#429

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So, wait…

#430

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Are you absolutely sure that you and I did not have sex,

#431

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and that that's not my…

#432

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Uh, yeah.

#433

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- Whoa! Ho, ho! - Whoo!

#434

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Yeah, but I'll tell you what.

#435

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I'm not gonna tell you who the father is.

#436

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- Who gives a shit? - Yeah.

#437

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You all give a shit. You just said so. You were up all night.

#438

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You were thinking about it all night long.

#439

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That was before, when you said it was one of us.

#440

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- Now that it's not one of us, I mean… - Who cares?

#441

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- Who cares, right? - It's no big deal.

#442

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- Yeah, we don't care. - All right. Oh, my God.

#443

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I got to take a… Oh, Jesus.

#444

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- Whoo, ooh! - Whoa, baby!

#445

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Whoo!

#446

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- This close, baby. - That is a load off my shoulders, man.

#447

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- I really dodged a bullet on that one. - You did, man.

#448

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- Well, we all did. We all did. - Hey, what about the museum?

#449

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- Huh? - Yes!

#450

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- We could do it. - Boom.

#451

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There's still time! Dee, we're out of here!

#452

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You look like a turkey! Yeah.

#453

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- I would say, you look like an ostrich! - Yes!

#454

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- Right? - That's pretty good.

#455

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You know, I want to call her an emu,

#456

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- but I want to save it for, you know… - Save it, save it, save it.

#457

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You are a big, fat, flightless bird!

#458

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- Yeah, yeah! - Those are all…

#459

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- Those are all… - Yeah, I mean…

#460

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Just sort of the general whatever.

#461

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