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Season 1, Episode 12 — My Blind Date

TMDB episode metadata
Show: Scrubs
Episode title: My Blind Date
Air date: January 08, 2002
Director: Marc Buckland
Top billed cast: Zach Braff, Donald Faison, John C. McGinley, Sarah Chalke, Judy Reyes, Ken Jenkins
Afraid a woman might sue the hospital, Dr. Kelso asks J.D. to stand by her and be friendly, so she won't sue them. Elliot is desperate for attention from Dr. Cox and Turk snaps at Carla when she steals fries from his plate.
Source: TMDB
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Hey!
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What? I didn't say anything. I didn't do anything.
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What imaginary slight have you concocted in that paranoid little brain of yours?
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Crap.
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Shouldn't there be some sort of sign...
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Oh.
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Look at that.
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You should put it back down before someone slips and falls.
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Is that what I should do? Good, because I make most of my decisions based on your opinion.
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I'm thinking of splitting up with the wife.
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Maybe you could mull that over. Get back to me. We can powwow.
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Ah!
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Floor's wet, ma'am.
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Little help over here.
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Little help.
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Move it or lose it, Q-tip.
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[laughing] Q-tip.
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'Cause you're skinny and your head's fuzzy.
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Something's going down.
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All right. Bring it in here, you knuckleheads.
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Take a knee if you need to, you "confoundits."
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I have been on since midnight, so I stand here
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with my usual level of contempt for all of you,
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but with the added wrinkle of having 13 cups
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of Nurse Roberts' piss-poor excuse for coffee passing straight through me.
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The not-so-hidden message being, of course,
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that if you screw up today, ha, I'm going to hit you hard, ha, I'm going to hit you fast.
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Now, then...
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I think some of you may have noticed
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that all 27 of the patients that were here in the ICU
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when I started last night... are still alive,
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and I damn sure intend for them to still be breathing
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when I get the hell outta here tonight at midnight.
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I think you understand
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what kind of opportunity we have in front of us.
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What opportunity...
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- Shh! - Shut up!
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See, in baseball, when a pitcher's hot,
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no one talks to him, no one looks at him, just stay out of his way.
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Why are you talking about baseball?
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Because you should never, ever jinx a pitcher
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when he has a chance to throw a perfect game.
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My God, Barbie,
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how do you put your bra and panties on in the morning
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all by yourself?
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It's remarkable.
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See, 'cause he's the pitcher...
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Yeah, I get it now.
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♪ I'm no Superman ♪
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Which is why I don't mind
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Dr. Dorian...
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Listen, I know you're busy, but my daughter's selling cookies.
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Put me down for two boxes of those mint thingies.
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She's in second place in her troop.
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Of course, if that girl who's in first keeps doing well,
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we're just gonna take her.
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[both laughing maniacally]
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[laughter continues]
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What did you think you were gonna to do? Cash it in?
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In your face. You're fine, thank you.
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Barbie.
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Whatever you need, Dr. Cox, I'm your girl.
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Peachy. Get to the pharmacy and get me 30 grams of Kayexalate.
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Don't dilly-dally trying to refill your Prozac.
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You're on my time now. Go, go, go.
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- Nervous guy. - Yes, sir?
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Go to bed 18 and get me his tox screen.
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Cross your fingers that the news is good. If it's not, I'm blaming you.
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And, newbie, start a drain on the purulent pericarditis in bed 23.
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Now, that's our tricky bastard. He's tried to die five times on me today. Keep an eye on him.
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I'm your wingman, Maverick.
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I was watching, uh, Top Gun.
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Did you know that Goose is actually the guy from ER?
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No, I didn't. But-But please, keep talking.
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What are you doing? When the lunch lady asked you
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if you wanted fries, you said no.
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Yeah, but I wanted French fries.
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So why didn't you order fries?
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'Cause I can't have French fries. Duh.
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Here. Have 'em all. Have a fry salad.
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What the? Turk?
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Baby, come on.
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Girlfriend, you know I cannot have French fries.
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Dr. Dorian, I need a favor.
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Actually, sir, I'm crazy busy today.
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Well, that's just fine then, kiddo.
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I'm not going to be able to make the board meeting.
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I'm going to be tied up all afternoon at Dr. Dorian's pity party.
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Should I bring something? Maybe I could rent you a clown.
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A drunk clown hurt me once.
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Just listen to the damn lawyer. Go, Tom.
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Uh, it's Ted. But hey, it's only been 12 years.
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This morning, one of the social workers
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that covers this hospital slipped
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and knocked herself unconscious.
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We're concerned she might turn around and sue us.
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If that happens, some of the higher-ups' heads could roll.
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The point is that people are less likely to sue
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an institution if we can put a friendly face on it.
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You've got a friendly face.
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But, sir, I...
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Sacred Heart is calling for your help, sport.
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Will you accept the call?
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[ringing sound]
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Oh, uh... [ringing sound]
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By the way, this is a special phone.
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If you don't answer it, you get to be the intern
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who does the physicals over at the state prison!
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Hello?
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How are you? I'm Dr. Dorian.
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Alex Hanson.
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Nice to meet you.
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Ooh! Firm handshake. I like that.
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- Hello. - [beeping]
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Mr. Davis, I haven't seen you in three months.
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It's gotta be a personal record for you.
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By all means, ignore the dislocated shoulder and let's make small talk.
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This ought to help with the pain.
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So... what'd you do?
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Oh, some, ow, some random woman just pushed me off the bus.
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It was totally unprovoked.
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Mr. Davis.
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I may have told her that she smelled like wet ass.
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There you go. Be proud of who you are.
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You wear too much mascara.
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You be careful now.
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- [Turk] Hey. - What are you doing here?
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Covering for a buddy in ortho...
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Whatever. 36-year-old male, possible dislocated shoulder.
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Great.
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So, how are you doing?
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Well, it just got so cold in here.
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I think the swelling may have gone down.
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Burr... Ow!
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Yeah, I hope that hurts.
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Oh, no. No, no, no...
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Is this the tox screen? Oh, Dougie,
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- this does not bode well. - I know.
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Second chance. Get the results of Mr. Chervin's urinalysis.
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But if the numbers aren't good, I'm gonna take one of your kidneys and give it to him.
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Ten bucks says I can make that kid wet himself before the day is over.
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Oh, everybody's afraid of Mr. Man.
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- Laverne, you give good sass. - Dr. Cox!
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I got the Kayexalate and I pulled all the X-rays,
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so I am yours for the night. Do whatever you want with me.
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Oh, my God, um, that totally came out wrong. I meant that
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I want you to use me, and I don't care how degrading it is.
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- What? - No, no...
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I know that you like torturing people,
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and I am totally up for that.
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- I just wanna make you happy. - Marshmallow, hush.
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This guy needs a lumbar puncture, and I need an extra set of hands. Get over here.
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Ready and rearing.
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Not you. Ginger, get the lead out.
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- [whistles] Come on! - Excuse me.
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It puts the lotion on the skin.
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You can do movies and I can't?
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It puts the damn iodine lotion on the skin. Give me a break.
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Mr. Man!
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Dr. Dorian, I owe you an apology.
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Obviously, I was unclear when I said,
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"Stay in the MRI room with that patient."
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It must have sounded like, "Leave and do other things."
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- I've been... - Let me rephrase it
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so there'll be no more confusion:
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Get your ass back down there!
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You have no idea how loud that is in here!
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Oh, I'm sorry. The good news is you'll be done in a second.
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[clanking]
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- Was that a good sound? - [man] What'd you do?
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- Not that good a sound. - Oh, my God! Is it stuck?
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"Stuck" is such a literal term. It's more like "not moving."
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Pull me the hell outta here!
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I can't. You were knocked unconscious. You could have a serious head injury.
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Just be glad you're not claustrophobic.
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- Ah! - Ah!
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- Promise you won't leave me. - I promise.
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[beeping]
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Dr. Cox must have my pager on speed dial.
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He's completely on top of me today.
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Do you know how much I wish Dr. Cox was on top of me?
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That's naughty.
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You make me so mad, I might actually scream.
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Every day you bitch and bitch about how hard Dr. Cox is on you,
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and you don't even realize that you're his go-to guy.
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Come on, you're overreacting a little...
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What has he had you do today? Hmm?
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Um, he had me intubate and extubate Mrs. Pollard,
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float a Swan on Mr. Kalka, and then do two thoracenteses,
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a paracentesis, a radial art line,
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then place a transvenous pacemaker for a heart block.
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- Why? What did you do? - Oh, uh...
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Cream, no sugar.
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Oof!
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He takes his sugar, no cream.
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My arm is breaking! My arm is breaking! Please!
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Okay, okay. It's not going in.
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Really? Why don't we try kicking it?
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I'm gonna go talk to one of our orthopedics.
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Hurry back.
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God, that guy is the worst.
worst
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Oh, be nice. He's my boyfriend.
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[snorts] Not for long.
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Excuse me?
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Please. He's been dying to run outta here since he came in.
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Oh, he did not "run" out of here.
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You're right. He wasn't running.
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He was fleeing like he was being chased by a swarm of killer bees.
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Okay... He said just keep pulling.
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Oh, well, goody.
goody
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Does this big metal contraption make me look fat?
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More chunky than fat.
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- [buzzing] - J.D.?
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It's all right. I'm right here. I'm right here.
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[buzzing]
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You're such a nice guy.
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Whoa, it really feels like
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I wonder what she looks like.
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Why am I always in your fantasies?
fantasies
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You got a problem, man.
problem
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Why are you squeezing all my fingers?
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I'll tell you what I'm not doing.
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I'm not checking for a wedding ring.
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I am so in.
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[beeping]
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I'm right back out.
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I'm sorry about lunch today. I guess I'm a little overtired.
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Oh, that's okay, sweetie.
sweetie
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When we get home, we can just go right to bed.
home
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Yeah, that's the thing. I'm a little beat,
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so it might be better if you crash at your place tonight.
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Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz.
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It's a private joke.
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- What now? - Watch the attitude, Gidget,
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or I won't let you go to the bonfire with the other beach bunnies.
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Now, I wanna make sure...
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- ...just unbelievable. - Sir, it's Dr. Kelso.
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He's making me baby-sit this patient.
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Newbie, it's the bottom of the ninth.
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If you're not gonna be my catcher, just exactly who is?
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[baseball organ music]
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Oh, no.
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- What? - [umpire] Play ball!
ball
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[crowd cheering]
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Come on, baby. Right here. Bring it in.
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Look, Dr. Cox, you can trust me to help you.
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For gosh sakes, I was top five in my class.
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[makes buzzer sound] That's the noise I make when somebody lies to me.
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Okay, I was eighth, but I'll get us this perfect...
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- Don't say it! - Perfect game.
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What part of "don't say it" did you not understand?
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Was it the "don't" or was it the "say it"?
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Help me to help you, Barbie. Help me to help you.
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Help me to help you. Help me to help you.
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I, um, should get to work.
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That would be lovely.
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- Mm-hmm. - Wow.
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- Hey, Elliot, do... - No time!
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Hey, do you know what Alex Hanson looks like?
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He's okay.
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I don't know. I don't look at the ladies.
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Young man, I've been married for over three decades.
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I would've gone there, though. Hell yes, I would've.
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Who cares? No one will ever love you.
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I don't find her pretty, but since my wife left,
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when I look at a woman, I find it hard to see past the evil.
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- I know something's wrong. - Nothing's wrong.
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You always say "nothing's wrong," then you sulk, then you tell me.
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We haven't known each other long enough for me to "always" be doing anything.
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You're always hurting me.
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So now you're getting defensive?
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Woman, I am not defensive.
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Yeah, you are, a little bit.
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Turk, we're stuck here. Why don't you just
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take a deep breath and tell me what's wrong?
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- [crunching] - Ow! That did it.
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Well, I guess we're done here.
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Barbie, plates are wobbling everywhere.
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His H and H dropped three grams. I'm starting pressors.
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- Or you could transfuse him. - Okay.
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- Transfusions are riskier. - My first instinct was to do pressors.
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You know what they say about first instincts.
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Stick with them. Shouldn't you?
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- Should you? - Should I?