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Season 1, Episode 13 — My Balancing Act
without ever seeing her face.
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be sure to play it cool.
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Yes! Yes!
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Yes! You are hot! Smokin' hot!
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In your face! Woo-hoo-hoo!
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Had our first dinner.
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Rented our first movie.
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Took our first long drive.
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- Look out! - [tires screeching]
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Killed our first raccoon.
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[beeping]
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No!
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Oh, it's Cox. He wants me back at the hospital.
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- But the page is addressed to Lillian. - Yup, that's me.
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What a drag.
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♪ I'm no Superman ♪
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Here's the deal. I have been coerced
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by the forces of evil into conducting rounds this morning.
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Why do you have to do rounds?
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Because I'm sleepy. How's that?
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In order to make this a more palatable experience for moi,
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I am not going to call you by your names.
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Instead, I'll be referring to you by
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whatever distinguishing physical characteristic occurs to me first.
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Okay, you, Chicken Beak.
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What causes pneumonia presenting with diarrhea?
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- Legionella. - Nice job.
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It turns out your mind's just as sharp as your nose. Woo!
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And you, Dye Job...
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What are the elements of Whipple's triad?
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Uh...
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[grunts]
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I can't remember. I am so sorry.
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Sorry? What in the hell are you sorry about?
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Dr. Kelso always yells at us when we don't know...
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Oh, children,
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you can't let that bloated bag of hate affect you like that.
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And besides, being a doctor is as much about
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finding the answers as it is about knowing them.
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For instance, take Clarabelle's patient here, Mr. Yeager.
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We have no idea what in the hell's wrong with him.
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So we have run tests for everything
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from meningitis to intracranial mass,
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and according to these results...
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Oh. Everything seems to have come back negative.
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Which doesn't necessarily mean that Clarabelle is a failure.
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It doesn't. It just means that she's got to keep trying,
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no matter how frustrated she just might get.
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Now, of course, if you are lazy and incompetent,
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then, yes, that will buy you a one-way ticket out of here.
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- Doug. - [whimpers]
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Mm-hmm. Listen carefully. Kelso can't do a damn thing
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to you if you just answer a question wrong.
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It doesn't work that way. Moving on.
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Not you. You still have work to do.
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- Johnny No-Tan? - Yes, sir!
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I'd like you to present the next patient to me.
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- I love you. - Hmm.
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Now say it in Spanish.
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Te amo.
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Now... say it like Astro.
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I ruv roo.
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You are very, very cute.
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I know. You know,
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- I've been thinking about this whole "I love you" thing. - Mm-hmm?
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It's gonna make everything so much better.
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I mean, we're so in sync. Better conversation...
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...better dancing...
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And?
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Way better shrumpdown.
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Oh.
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Yeah!
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[giggling]
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[music slows down, needle scratches]
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I'm so sorry.
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That has never happened to me before.
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Oh, man, she's beautiful.
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I am that piece of bacon.
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That's right.
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You mind not staring at me while I'm eating?
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I hate it.
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- But I'm not. I was... - What am I doing right now?
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- Eating. - What are you doing?
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Staring.
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Okay.
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There. Now no one gets to eat it.
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- You happy? - Not really.
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[Alex] Hey, you.
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Hi.
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- You know what's great about you working in the hospital? - Hmm?
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Even when our dates get interrupted,
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we can just have a date here.
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Like, let's say for instance, you wanted to watch a movie.
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We could just go to the conference room and watch that video on STDs.
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It's funny and it makes you think.
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Look, maybe it would be good if we actually had a date that...
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...ends.
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Well, how does a date with you end?
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It can range from a kiss at the door
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to "all I have for breakfast is yogurt and I'm out of bowls,
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so you'll have to eat off my stomach."
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[gulps] Tonight. Dinner. Hyde's.
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It's a date.
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[chuckling, growling]
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Judging from the ataxia dysarthria and mental status change,
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I've concluded that Mr. Yeager is suffering from... kuru.
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- Kuru? - Kuru.
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- Kuru? - Yes, kuru.
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- Wow. I'd actually never thought of that. - Hell, yeah.
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Were you aware that the only documented cases of kuru were
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members of a cannibalistic tribe in eastern Papua New Guinea?
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I was not.
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Actually, doc, I was in New Guinea just last week.
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- Really? - No.
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Newbie, do you happen to know what a zebra is?
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That patient just mocked me.
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It's a diagnosis of a ridiculously obscure disease
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when it's much more likely that the patient has a common illness
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presenting with uncommon symptoms.
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In other words, if you hear hoof beats,
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you just go ahead and think horsies, not zebras.
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Mm-kay, Mr. Silly Bear?
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[speaking Spanish]
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What's wrong?
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It's personal.
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Why won't you ever open up to me? I came to you
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when I thought I had a broken tailbone and it was just a really bad pimple.
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It's a sex thing. Okay?
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You mean like a gender issue or like intercourse?
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Because I'm book-smart on both.
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Carla?
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[sighs] Use me.
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So, last night, when I was with Carla...
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Dude, I am sorry. I can't talk.
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I really gotta figure this Mr. Yeager thing out.
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Cool.
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- Cool. - Okay.
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Let's just say my horse didn't finish the race.
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I'm at the filling station, but my credit card gets declined.
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- I'm on the jet ski... - I got it!
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Good. I had no idea what I was gonna say...
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No, no, no. Mr. Yeager.
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Hey, man, where you go...? Who am I going to talk to about sex?
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Let's get our talk on.
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Player to player.
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This patient is hypoglycemic.
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What would be the most telling sign of an insulinoma, Dr. Reid?
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Uh, elevated C-peptide levels.
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Score! But before you do your crazy end-zone dance,
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can you tell me the spinal fluid findings in Guillaume-Barré syndrome?
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- Uh, xanthochromia? - Wrong!
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And then it happened.
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Dr. Reid, what do you have to say for yourself?
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Win some, lose some.
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Booga! Booga! Booga! Booga!
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Not anymore.
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All right, welcome to the ICU!
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No, really, sit down. All right.
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It's a cookbook for women that don't know how. I put the Yellow Pages in there.
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What do you want? Mexican? Italian? Japanese?
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American cuisine? It's a cook...
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Whew, I'm flat-linin'. Beep!
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[grunting]
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Save him!
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Tip your nurses.
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[circus music]
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Cox.
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♪ Talk to me ♪
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♪ Talk to me ♪
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You know, that's really getting annoying.
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In fact, every time you say it,
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it makes me not want to talk to you all the more.
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♪ Talk to me ♪
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All right, fine!
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Last night, Turk and I were...
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...you know, messin' around...
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It's really hot, like always.
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Well, hot like how? Describe it.
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Dude!
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So, suddenly, things aren't happening. You know what I mean?
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I don't understand it. The only change is that we said "I love you" to each other.
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Okay, it's true.
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I have never said "I love you" to a woman before.
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Then how do you get them to sleep with you?
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It's three little words. It shouldn't have this effect, right?
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Anyway, I told him it wasn't his fault.
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These things happen occasionally.
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Try "constantly."
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Um, well, I have cold hands, and...
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So when I saw you in the hall this morning
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and I said "How's your penis?"
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and you didn't wanna talk about it...
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Dude.
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- It's not me. - It's me.
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Last night, for the first time ever in our relationship,
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no matter how long we tried,
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I was unable to have an...
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Uh...
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- Uh... - Oh!
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- Yeah. - Oh...
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Dr. Cox, I got the sed rate back on Mr. Yeager. Say "how do" to that.
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Alrighty, but then I'm due back at the hootenanny.
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I noticed he had a rash.
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Then I realized he's been having jaw claudication,
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- which led me to... - Temporal arteritis.
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Of course it is. Nurse, will you start Mr. Yeager
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on high-dose solumedrol and get the surgery resident?
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He needs a temporal artery biopsy stat.
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Newbie, I'm certain I can handle this.
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- You're off, aren't you? - Whatever. I'm with you.
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Fair enough. Let's go treat the patient.
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Hell, yeah.
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Please be here. Come on, Alex.
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You gotta be kidding me.
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There's a waste of a gift certificate.
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Cancel the cobbler!
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She's not having an orgasm.
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Still not seeing what the problem is.
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I, um...
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I've never even had an orgasm.
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Mmm.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I should be more surprised.
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That... That'd be nice.
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I want to talk to you about rounds.
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Here we go, Bobby. Bring it on.
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They're all yours.
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You will be leading them from now on.
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You've stunned me, but you haven't dropped me to the mat.
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Kinda waiting for the roundhouse here. The old haymaker, when...
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When the yelling starts and the voice gets high-pitched.
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"Daddy, I've been bad. Daddy, I've been a bad boy.
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Oh, Daddy! Oh, Daddy! Daddy, I've been bad."
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Ah, come on. If you're not gonna play, this is no fun.
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Hey, uh, Alex, I am so sorry.
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I went to the restaurant. I guess I just missed you.
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Then I called, but there was no answer,
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and then I actually stopped by, and...
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I guess you didn't see me which was odd,
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'cause I was standing next to the pizza guy while you were paying him.
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But, I, uh...
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We're still... cool, right?
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Look, J.D., uh...
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"Look, J.D., we're still great." Right?
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I... I think you're a really good guy. Okay? But...
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Alex dumped me.
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Ah, the blind girl you've been dating?
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- She's not blind. - Of course she's not.
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Okay, newbie, how'd you drop the ball? Don't tell me you cried,
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or I'll have you banned from the men's room again.
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I was just so excited what we were doing here last night, I just forgot about our date.
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I saw you.
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I just naturally assumed
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