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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 10, Episode 1 — The Gang Beats Boggs

TMDB episode metadata
Show: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Episode title: The Gang Beats Boggs
Air date: January 14, 2015
Director: Todd Biermann
Top billed cast: Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, Rob Mac, Kaitlin Olson, Danny DeVito
Mac oversees the gang while they compete to break Wade Boggs’ legendary beer drinking record.
Source: TMDB
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Oh, yeah.
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These are going down real smooth now.
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Dee, slow down. You're on pace to drink 130 beers.
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Don't ruin this for me, Deandra.
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This could be the last chance I got to do something great in my life.
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You jerks are just all mad 'cause I'm gonna be the one
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to shatter Boss Hogg's drinking record.
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Dee, Boss Hogg was a big, fat redneck from The Dukes of Hazzard.
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Wade Boggs is a Hall of Fame third baseman.
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Yeah, it's Wade Boggs's drinking record, okay?
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The man's a legend.
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He drank 50 beers on a cross-country flight,
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and then absolutely destroyed
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the Seattle Mariners the next day, okay?
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That's why we're doing this, to honor his memory, okay?
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May he rest in peace.
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First off, Wade Boggs is very much alive.
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Secondly, the number of beers is actually highly disputed.
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Some say 50, some teammates said 60,
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some said as many as 70 beers.
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Which, to be honest, is an absolutely insane amount of beer.
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Nobody can drink that much.
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Not with an attitude like that.
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Perhaps we're taking this a little bit too seriously?
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Actually, we're not, okay? The man is a legend.
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That's why we're doing this, all right?
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To honor his memory. Rest in peace, Wade.
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Again, he is still alive.
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Always sticking me with the nerds.
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- Yes, ma'am? - Uh, actually, I can, uh, handle this one.
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We'll be sharing the in-flight call system today.
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Excuse me?
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Oh, sorry, let me explain. We're doing a Wade Boggs-type thing,
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and that makes me sort of the Commissioner Bud Selig of the group.
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Oh, you're the commissioner now?
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Well, somebody's gotta keep the game fair and everybody invested, okay, Dee?
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He didn't win the chugging contest.
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Two more beers, please.
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- Actually, we're about to take off... - Ooh.
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...so I'm gonna need you to stow your tray table.
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- Okay. Yeah, yeah. - I can take that and throw it out for you.
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Yeah, but just give me a second. Okay? Just give me a second?
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- There you go. - Great.
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Hold on. Hold on.
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Ugh!
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Ouch! It's... Really cold.
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Damn, Dee...
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Oh, God.
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You really have to slow down a little bit.
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Can I get you something to drink?
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Yeah, I'll just get a beer, please.
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- Hey, Frank. - Mmm-hmm.
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I'm a little concerned about this frat boy over here.
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There's only so many beers on the flight.
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I'll take care of him.
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- For you, sir? - Excuse me, miss?
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- Mmm-hmm. - Um, actually, yeah...
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How many beers are we allowed to order at once?
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I'm not sure. No one has ever asked that before.
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Okay, great, so there's no rule on that.
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Uh, why don't you give me six, then, please?
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How about you make it an even dozen?
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How about I start you with two apiece,
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and then we just take it from there?
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Sure, if you want to be lugging beers back and forth
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the entire flight, I guess that's, uh, up to you.
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I'll be taking care of everybody on the Boggs account.
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Oh, and by the way, do you sell condoms?
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No, I'm afraid we don't.
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- Aw... - Yeah.
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I'll have to figure something else out.
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- Got it. - Thank you so much.
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- Hey... Frank. - Hmm?
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What's with the condom thing?
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You think the Boggs record is the only one I'm going for?
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I'm gonna become the first-ever member of the Air Sex Society.
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Okay. What is that?
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That means I'm gonna be plowing somebody in the bathroom
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before this plane lands.
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Right, but do you think you just made that up?
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Because that's already a thing. It's called the Mile High Club.
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People have been doing it since planes have been around.
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That name sucks.
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I'll tell you what, though.
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I will make you a bet that I plow somebody on this fight,
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somewhere other than the bathroom, before we hit the Great Lakes.
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- I'll take that bet. - Yeah?
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Whoa, whoa.
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Did I hear you guys talking about a bet?
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There's no betting, okay? That compromises the integrity of the game.
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It's got nothing to do with the Wade Boggs thing.
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It doesn't matter, okay? That's a rule...
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...and as commissioner, you have to obey me.
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Right, Commissioner.
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Go get me another beer.
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Okay, I will, but not because you told me to,
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but because I'm commissioner and that's my job.
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Yeah.
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You're on.
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Pathetic.
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Twenty-nine beers.
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- How can I help you? - Hmm? Oh.
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Hey-oh!
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This is my guy.
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- Yeah. - Hey, I got a couple more for you, bud,
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so just grab that. Actually, while you're here,
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could I have a rum and Coke, please?
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Uh, oh, uh, hold on one second.
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It's a beer-drinking contest, Charlie.
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No, that's cool, I'm still doing the Boggs thing, but you know what?
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A stiff cocktail would go good with my chicken, so...
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Why are you filling up with chicken?
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Do you know anything about Wade Boggs?
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The man ate a chicken before every game, all right?
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That's why they called him the Chicken Man.
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Man batted .328 lifetime.
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I'm sure he ate some rum and Cokes, too, all right?
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You just said "ate rum and Cokes."
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You're getting a little buzzed.
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You shouldn't be drinking hard alcohol.
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No, I said one rum and Coke. Just one, please. Make it a double, though.
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Hey-oh! Mama needs another pop, pop
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Hey, pop, soda pop, soda pop...
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What are you doing?
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Why are you dancing around like a jackass?
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Wade Boggs would roll in his grave if he could see your behavior.
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Wade Boggs is alive.
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- Huh? - He lives in Tampa, Florida.
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He's in his early 50s. And you... Where did you come from?
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You were just passed out two minutes ago.
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I know it, I was, and then I popped a couple of these babies.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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- What the hell are those, Dee? - Greenies. Uppers.
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Vitt! Feel like I got a rocket up my ass.
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These guys find out that you're taking performance-enhancing drugs,
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the integrity of the game is completely compromised,
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- all right? - Oh, shit.
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As the Bud Selig of the group,
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it's my job to quietly sweep this under the rug
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before anybody finds out.
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You know, Commissioner, you just... You kind of
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- just lost the chugging contest... - Go.
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Hey!
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You know, I actually went to school at the same college,
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- your alma mater, in 1966. - Yeah?
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Yeah, here, have a beer, huh?
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- Oh, that's nice of you. - Yeah, yeah, good, yeah.
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Drink up.
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Frank?
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Did you just buy frat boy a beer?
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Don't worry about it.
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I laced it with sleeping pills.
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He's gonna be out like a light in two minutes.
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That is some diabolical shit, dude.
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So what's going on with the sex moves?
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I've been laying chum up and down this plane.
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Yeah, I know. I've noticed.
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Yeah, I've got my prey picked out.
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I'm just waiting for the right moment to pounce.
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What are you talking about? You haven't moved an inch.
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You're just drinking.
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- Oh, is that what you think? - Mmm-hmm.
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Frank, of the 206 passengers on this flight,
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98 of them are women,
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but only one of them is a suitable candidate. 44G.
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Notice how she glances forlornly at the empty seat next to her.
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It was meant for someone special.
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And the tan line on her ring finger suggests
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the wound is still fresh, leaving her vulnerable.
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Furthermore, when we hit turbulence earlier, she giggled,
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telling me she's a bit of a thrill seeker.
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You think she offed the guy and went on the run?
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Pretty tough to lay low in a dress like that.
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Granted, it's not a particularly remarkable garment.
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It's from the J Crew Spring 2012 collection.
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Although, it is a bit much for an airplane.
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Furthermore, if she were standing,
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you'd notice she's got no panty line,
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giving me about five extra seconds to enter her swiftly
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before she realizes I am not the answer to her problems.
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I'll tell you my tastes lie a little bit more in 39F.
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No.
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No, thank you, Frank.
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No, her blouse is covered in cigarette burns.
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And I imagine underneath that blouse, you'll find copious
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amounts of road rash,
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probably sustained in some sort of off-roading accident,
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which would also explain her limp.
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Although, something tells me the two are unrelated.
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Either way, she's North Dakota trash
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through and through and far beneath a gentleman such as myself.
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Uh, miss? Six more beers.
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Hey-oh! Ah, there we go. Yeah.
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- Hey, listen, Charlie? - Yeah.
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I need you to start a McGwire/Sosa-like rivalry with Dee.
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Look, I think you're getting, like, too worked up about this thing.
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Can we just drink the beer and hang out, you know?
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Well, here... Here's the thing.
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The game seems to be getting a little bit off the rails.
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Frank and Dennis are super distracted,
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and Dee is kind of just running away with it.
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Boggsy didn't drink six gallons of beer
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because he was obsessed with, like, breaking some record.
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You know what I mean?
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He did it 'cause he was just, like, thirsty, you know?
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And looking to pass the time.
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Yeah, but I can sell a rivalry, all right?
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What I can't sell is... 27 beers.
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What am I gonna do with 27 beers?
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Who cares about 27 beers?
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We're not selling anything.
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Like, I think you're taking the commissioner thing way...
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Look, you lost the chugging contest, man. It's not a big deal.
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Why did you make me Bud Selig if you didn't...
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Nobody did. You just started saying that. Look, I got empties for you.
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Just take those and don't, like,
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put so much pressure on yourself over...
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Attention, passengers.
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This is your captain, Boss Hogg, speaking.
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And this cold slice of heaven is my 40th beer of the afternoon.
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So any of you dicknips think you can slug it down faster than me,
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you're welcome to get your fat asses up here to try.
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- Mmm-mmm. - Yeah, no.
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- Mmm-mmm. - Put your...
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- Mmm-mmm. - Oh, I'm gonna need that.
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- Ah, you... Ruining everything. - Okay.
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The Boggs group is cut off.
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What? Aw, dude. That's not good.
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- I can't stop drinking now. - Damn it!
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I'll probably die, dude.
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I'm running low, too. Shit.
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Okay, luckily I came prepared.
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- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
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Charlie, we're not on a wide-body DC-10 for nothing.
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Right. We bought tickets.
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Well, yes, but we chose a wide-body DC-10 on purpose.
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- That's what I was... - To get up in the sky.
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Let me walk you through it.
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I got 100 extra beers in a checked bag, okay?
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Now, according to movies like Executive Decision and Passenger 57,
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there is a secret hatch on every plane
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that allows me to travel freely throughout the aircraft.
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Well, everybody knows that.
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Yeah, so I just got to find my right time to get down there.
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- I think you're probably good anytime. - Just do it.
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- This stewardess is like, not on the ball. - ...just right now, right?
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Hey-oh.
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Why isn't the door locked, Frank?
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I'm posting up.
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Half the battle is getting them to follow you to the bathroom.
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This way, I'm sitting here.
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It's like lambs to the slaughter.
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Ah! What's happening to me?
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Some... Something is wrong.
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Ladies and gentlemen, if there's a doctor on board,
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please press your call button.
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Something is wrong with me.
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Dude, how many sleeping pills did you give that kid?
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I don't know... Seven? 12?
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12?
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Yeah! What? You told me to take care of him.
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I didn't tell you to kill him.
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Well, you better go do something,
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otherwise they're gonna have to make an emergency landing
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and this whole thing's gonna be screwed!
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Ah, shit!
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Uh, what seems to be the problem here?
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Are you a doctor?
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Mantis Toboggan, MD.
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You want this young man to live,
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you're gonna have to give me some aspirin, a roll of duct tape,
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a bag of peanuts and four beers.
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Jackpot.
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This way.
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Shh. Nice.
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All right, here we go.
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Speed it up a little bit, honey?
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Okay.
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- Ooh. Wow! - Yeah!
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Ugh.
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Oh, you really know your way around.
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Well, if I've learned anything from films like Executive Decision
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or Passenger 57, there's always a way into the cargo hold.
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You're weird.
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You have no idea.
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- Oh... - Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Nothing with my lips, all right?
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- Okay. - I don't want to do that with you.
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Mind if I take a pill?
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Yeah, sure, take a pill.
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All right, well, that's happening.
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Now, just do that. That's a boy!
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Is it really necessary to restrain him like this?
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You can never be too careful with altitude sickness.
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One time, this broad chewed through the fuselage of a 747!
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Luckily, I'm a pilot, too.
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I inverted the bird and landed her safely in an open field.
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Okay, I'm sorry.
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I'm gonna need to see some identification.
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You don't think I'm a pilot?
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I don't think you're a doctor.
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That is a serious accusation!
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You've had 14 beers.
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You don't know that.
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It's written on your shirt.
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How would you like to go to the bathroom with me?
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I got to go.
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You and me?
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Well, Frank...
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I have singlehandedly pushed the limits of high-altitude eroticism.
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You banged her?
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- Yeah. - What happened to the classy broad?
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Oh, happily married. Yeah.
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Turns out she takes her ring off
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when she flies 'cause her fingers swell. Yeah.
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But it's all good, Frank.
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You know, hey, turns out Boggs, he didn't hit it
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out of the park every single time at bat.
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Mmm-hmm.
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He just tried to get the ball in play and hope he could squeak it through the hole.
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And I just squeaked it through multiple holes if you know what I'm saying.
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Don't you!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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please fasten your seat belts as we begin our initial descent into North Dakota.
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Oh, shit. Well, you know, you heard the captain.
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On your bike.
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I wish I could just sit with you.
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Yeah. Hmm.
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But, you know, there's already a guy in the seat, so...
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Oh. Excuse me, Mr. Person,
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would you mind switching seats so I could sit with my boyfriend?
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Thank you.
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Hello, Charlie.
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Oh, shit!
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You're the ghost of Wade Boggs!
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I'm not a ghost, Charlie. You're just hallucinating.
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You've had over 30 beers, dude!
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Uh, you did? Nice, man.
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- You know, your friend Mac is right. - Oh, yeah?
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I didn't win five batting titles
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- because it was fun. - Right.
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I won it because I wanted to be the best.
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You see what I'm saying?
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Nah, not really, man.
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There's nothing more fun than winning.
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So, come on, drink up.
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- I'll have one with you. Yeah. - Nice! All right!
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- Let's do it, Boggs! Let's drink! - All right.
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Cheers!
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Howdy, Dee.
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Well, what do you say, Boss?
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Now, I know you're not quitting on me.
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I need you to keep drinking those beers, so you can help me
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stop them Duke boys from spoiling all my crooked
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Hazzard County schemes!
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You got it, Boss Hoss.
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All right! Well, here we are...
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Beautiful North Dakota.
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Hope you brought a coat 'cause it looks cold as shit out there.
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I don't live in North Dakota.
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You're going to LA?
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About 200 miles inland.
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The Salton Sea.
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My family has a tilapia farm there.
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Goddamn.
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Good. Good for them.
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- Will you excuse me for a minute? - Sure.
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- Dennis, Dennis? - Huh?
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Where you going?
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Oh, uh, I mistook that girl for Great Plains trash.
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She's actually desert trash.
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I should've picked up on the multiple gecko tattoos, so this is kind of on me.
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Either way, I'd rather stay in this barren wasteland of a state
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than spend one more minute with that filth.
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I'll see you back in Philly.
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Wait, wait, Dennis. Don't go.
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Now you can go.
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Come on! Drink! Drink! You guys can do it! You guys are gonna make it!
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I can't believe what we are witnessing here.
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We are making history here, people!
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We're making history!
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Beer me, baby.
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You're 40 beers back, bitch!
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Just sit back and enjoy the show.
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Well, I'm tired of people telling me what I can't do.
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They say I can't drink on a plane.
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They say I can't bang on a plane.
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They'll say I can't be a pilot.
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I can't be a doctor.
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I'm gonna do it.
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I'm gonna do it right in front of your face.
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I'm gonna chug 15 beers right now.
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Oh, that's so cold.
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Beer's cold.
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There's a...
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All right.
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Instant rebuff.
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Just leave me here.
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Okay, guys, here we go.
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Almost there! Almost there!
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Wake up! Perk up! Perk up!
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Guys, we're at 70 beers.
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That means one more to break the record.
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- Come on. - Come on, you can do it!
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Go! Chug it! Chug it!
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Come on, come on, you can do it.
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You can do it! I believe in you!
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Yeah!
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Yeah, Dee, go!
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I did it!
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- 71 beers! Holy shit! - I'm the king.
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I'm the king, Boss Hoss.
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But you're not done yet.
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Yeah, no. Uh, Boggs didn't just drink enough beer to kill a horse.
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He also suited up the next day
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and went three for five, so you're gonna have to do that.
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Yeah, totally. All right...
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Uh, where's Dee?
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What?
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Okay, here we go, Charlie.
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You got to go at least three for 10, all right?
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You ready?
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Okay, I'm gonna put a little mustard on this one, all right?
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All right.
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Holy shit, dude!
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You roped that!
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- Wow! - All right, give me another one.
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You know, that's the only ball I have,
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and I didn't expect you to hit it that far.
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I really don't feel like going to get it.
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So, I'm the commissioner. I say you did it!
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Yeah!
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Hey, one for one... That's batting .1000, dude.
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Yeah!
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- Nice work! - Yeah!
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- Hey, man? - Yeah?
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It's kind of gloomy, huh?
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Yeah.
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Well, if we hurry up, we can get back to the airport
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and get a red-eye back to Philly.
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They got chicken, yeah!
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Hey, let's go grab a beer, huh?
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I'm talkin' baseball
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Kluszewski, Campanella
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Talkin' baseball
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The Man and Bobby Feller
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The Scooter, the Barber and the Newc
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They knew 'em all from Boston to Dubuque
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Especially Willie
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Mickey and the Duke
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Well, Casey was winning Hank Aaron was beginning
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One Robbie going out, one coming in
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Kiner and Midget Gaedel, the Thumper and Mel Parnell
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And Ike was the only one
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Winning down in Washington...
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