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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 9, Episode 10 — The Gang Squashes Their Beefs

Oh, there it is, Mac.

#1

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- There it is. - I can't believeit finally arrived.

#2

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Oh, my God, Thundergun Express: The Unrated Director's Cut.

#3

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Thirteen extra minutes of movie in this one.

#4

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And it's unrated. They were not able to rate it.

#5

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This is gonna be the best Thanksgiving ever.

#6

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Oh, yeah, absolutely, man.

#7

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Thundergun, hoagies

#8

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and four extra seconds dedicated solely to the dong shot.

#9

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Buddy, that's what I'm thankful for.

#10

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So much better than a traditional Thanksgiving.

#11

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Oh, yeah, dude, I hate Thanksgiving.

#12

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What is that? What am I supposed to be thankful for exactly?

#13

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Who am I meant to be thanking, right?

#14

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I've had to scratch and claw for everything I've got.

#15

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- If anything, I should be thanking myself. - Yeah.

#16

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Hey, man.

#17

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Welcome to Mahndo Video.

#18

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How may we help you?

#19

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What are you guys doing here?

#20

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We own the store. We bought this bitch.

#21

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We wanted to invest in an emerging market.

#22

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An emerging market? Video stores are a dying market.

#23

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This is, like, one of the only ones left.

#24

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Then we're gonna corner that market.

#25

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Okay. Whatever. Liam, what is on your eye?

#26

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Someone ate my eye at my wedding. Don't you remember, man?

#27

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The eyepatch is flesh-colored to make people less uncomfortable.

#28

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I'm way more uncomfortable.

#29

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Yeah, absolutely. You look like a man who was born without an eye, which is

#30

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- way creepier than a man who lost one. - Yeah.

#31

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Just get a black eyepatch, you know? Embrace it. Losing an eye is badass.

#32

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It's not badass. I have no depth perception!

#33

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- It's all your fault. - What are you…

#34

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How is it our fault? What are you talking about?

#35

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Let's not get into a whole thing about missing eyes and whose fault they are.

#36

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We'll just rent the video, and we'll be out of here.

#37

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You are not renting shit.

#38

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You are not welcome in this store.

#39

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Your video-renting days are over!

#40

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No, come on, don't do that, dude.

#41

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It's not even… It's not even close. I mean, I…

#42

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- Let me get that for you. - Thanks, man.

#43

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Don't cut… Don't…

#44

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Goddamn it.

#45

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All right, look, just pay the man already. We'll be done with it.

#46

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It's freezing in there.

#47

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No can do, Charlie.

#48

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It's the principle of the thing.

#49

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You guys having a principle fight?

#50

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No, we're not having a principle fight.

#51

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We're having a heat fight, okay?

#52

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'Cause our heat's broken, and Hwang won't fix it until this guy pays the rent.

#53

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This guy's not gonna pay the rent till Hwang fixes the heat.

#54

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So you got one of those snafus,

#55

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- where you got old assholes… - It's a deadlock.

#56

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It's a deadlock of butting heads.

#57

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We got a disaster on our hands, a disaster.

#58

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The McPoyles bought Mahndo Video. They revoked our membership.

#59

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- You didn't get Thundergun? - Nope.

#60

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- We didn't get shit! - Aw…

#61

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Hang on.

#62

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Dee, why do our hoagies reek of gasoline?

#63

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Maybe 'cause I got 'em at the gas station, I guess.

#64

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Why?

#65

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Why didn't you get the ones we like from the Wawa?

#66

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Because Gail the Snail works at the Wawa, okay?

#67

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And we got mad beef. She won't serve me.

#68

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- Oh, my God. - This is a mess.

#69

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This a mess. We can't get the sandwiches we want,

#70

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we can't get the videos we want, my apartment's an icebox.

#71

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Thanksgiving's gonna be ruined, you know.

#72

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It's not just Thanksgiving, pal.

#73

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You know what the real problem is?

#74

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We have too many beefs all over town.

#75

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It's jamming us up.

#76

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- We made a lot of enemies over the years. - We have made enemies.

#77

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We got to do something about this, guys, okay?

#78

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So I say we use Thanksgiving as an opportunity

#79

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to squash some of those beefs.

#80

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All right, guys, this is really coming together.

#81

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It's looking good.

#82

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You know, this was the original meaning of Thanksgiving anyway.

#83

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The Pilgrims and Indians had beef.

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So what did they do?

#85

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They got together, they sat at a table,

#86

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they ate some delicious food and they squashed that beef.

#87

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And that's exactly what we're gonna do.

#88

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Mac and I are gonna squash the McPoyle beef,

#89

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you guys are gonna squash Hwang…

#90

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And you guys are gonna squash with Bruce.

#91

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- What? - Say what?

#92

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Bruce Mathis, I invited him.

#93

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- What? What? - Why would you do that?

#94

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Because he is your dad, and Thanksgiving is a holiday for families.

#95

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I also invited Charlie's mom, my mom and my dad, but they didn't want to come.

#96

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- So just Bruce? - You know what? It's okay.

#97

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We'll manage very carefully, and it'll be fine.

#98

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Hey, maybe we can squeeze some money out of the guy.

#99

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I'm confused though. In this whole scenario

#100

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with the Pilgrim and the Indians, which one are we?

#101

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The Pilgrims.

#102

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- They came out on top. - I don't know about that, Frank.

#103

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The Indians, they've got sports teams, they've got casinos.

#104

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They're a very celebrated people.

#105

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Yeah, that's true, actually. You don't see people walking around

#106

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with the tall hat with a buckle on the front.

#107

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Makes no difference, though, in our scenario

#108

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with what we're trying to accomplish here, okay? They buried the hatchet.

#109

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That's what they did, and that's what we're gonna do.

#110

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Okay, so, to that end, here's the plan,

#111

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once the guests arrive, we will ply them with liquor

#112

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and then I will present to them this peace treaty that I will have them sign.

#113

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Why do you always want people to sign creepy documents?

#114

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Well, Frank, once something's in writing, that means it's set in stone.

#115

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Then no one can do anything to stop me.

#116

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When do you want me to serve the squash and the beef?

#117

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So we're literally serving squash and beef?

#118

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You said we're squashing beef.

#119

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I thought it would be part of the ceremony to have squash and beef.

#120

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Yeah, it's all about the ceremony.

#121

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That's why I got this bucket of dirt and a hatchet,

#122

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so we can have a ceremonial burying of the hatchet.

#123

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Right. And after we do that,

#124

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we're going to wipe the slate clean.

#125

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Wait, no, guys, look, this is all very on the nose and totally unnecessary.

#126

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- Where's food? - Walk right in, why don't you, Hwang?

#127

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Thanksgiving, food.

#128

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Yeah, Thanksgiving. There'll be food, Hwang.

#129

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Have a seat, have a seat, man!

#130

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- What do you live in, a barn? - Have a seat, Hwang.

#131

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All right, guys, listen, regroup, regroup.

#132

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Let's put on some music, lighten the mood and get this party started.

#133

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- Dee. - Hmm.

#134

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- Go break the ice. - What?

#135

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- Yeah. - Why me?

#136

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Yeah, yeah, someone's got to do it. Just go to go over there…

#137

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Go, go, go.

#138

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- Some good crackers. - Huh?

#139

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Mmm. Mmm.

#140

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- They are delicious. - Yeah.

#141

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What's wrong? Is it the eye?

#142

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Why would… I don't even know why you would say that.

#143

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- They made me feel self-conscious. - Did they?

#144

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I don't…

#145

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Yeah. Is it off-putting? Or does it look real?

#146

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The skin tone is a… Is a…

#147

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A good match.

#148

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Oh, well, when you move the other one,

#149

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I guess I can tell a little bit, if I'm being honest.

#150

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Hey, turkeys, gobble, gobble.

#151

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Cricket, what the hell are you doing here?

#152

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Word around town is you guys are squashing beef.

#153

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We don't have beef with you.

#154

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You don't have beef with me?

#155

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I was a priest before I got involved with you guys. Unbelievable.

#156

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Look, we have enough on our plate right now, Crick.

#157

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- Yeah. - Come on, guys, let me stay.

#158

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I'll eat the gristle.

#159

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You can eat it off the floor like a dog, how 'bout that?

#160

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- Now you're just creating more beef. - I don't mind.

#161

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Woof, woof, baby.

#162

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- Great. - Look at that. Beef squashed, huh?

#163

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- Beef squashed. - Okay, wait, wait, hold on a second.

#164

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Here, sign this treaty.

#165

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- Mmm, yeah. - It'll be official.

#166

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- Good. - Boom! All right, get out of here.

#167

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- Go, go, go. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

#168

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Okay, let's get started.

#169

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I really like your room, Mac.

#170

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- Thank you. - Yeah, great. Have a seat, guys.

#171

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Um, now, I…

#172

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- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, a little to the…

#173

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To your right. Okay, good.

#174

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Now, I know we've had our differences in the past.

#175

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Things have been a little tense between us.

#176

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What is this?

#177

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- What is what? - Standing.

#178

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What's with the standing?

#179

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You're lording.

#180

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We're not lording, we're just having a conversation.

#181

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- Yeah, we're just… - Some kind of a status thing?

#182

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- A power move? - Some kind of power play?

#183

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- Come on, guys. No. - It's not a power move!

#184

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We're having a conversation. There's one chair.

#185

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- Bring it down. - Just bring it down on the haunches.

#186

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- You want us to squat? - Haunch it.

#187

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Oh, Christ, fine.

#188

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- Just do it, just do it. - All right, look…

#189

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Give him the…

#190

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Guys, look, I know we've had our differences in the past.

#191

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Things have been very, very awkward,

#192

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but it's time for us to move forward with our relationship, all right?

#193

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It's time to hit the reset button, wouldn't you say?

#194

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Here's this. Open it up.

#195

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- Mmm-hmm. - It's your gift.

#196

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What the hell is this?

#197

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It's a peace treaty. We need you to sign that.

#198

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I thought I was getting an eye.

#199

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An eye?

#200

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Why would you think that?

#201

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You kept making comments. You were hinting about eyes.

#202

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We're not giving you an eye!

#203

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Where the Christ would we get an eye?

#204

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And if we did get an eye, how would we attach it to you?

#205

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I'm not signing shit until I get an eye. You owe me.

#206

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- Give him your eye. - You want me to give him my eye?

#207

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- Mmm-hmm. - You realize how preposterous that is?

#208

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Okay, then apologize.

#209

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Apologize for what?

#210

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For everything! For all of it!

#211

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- This isn't… It's not about apology. - We're not apologizing.

#212

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We're not apologizing, okay? Nobody's apologizing.

#213

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No one's admitting guilt or anything.

#214

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We've all done something wrong.

#215

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Okay, it's just about…

#216

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It's just about, like, you know, moving forward, moving on.

#217

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Look, all you have to do is apologize, and I'll sign it.

#218

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Give us a second.

#219

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All right.

#220

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- How are we gonna get this eye? - I don't know.

#221

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Come on, come on, give me some.

#222

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Eat the… Eat the,

#223

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you know, the skins if you got to eat something.

#224

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I'll eat the skins. I'll always eat the skins. I love the skins.

#225

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It's where all the vitamins are.

#226

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What kind of meat is that, Charlie? Doesn't smell right.

#227

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It's not grade A meat. You know, I'm not gonna get grade A meat.

#228

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Why are you guys hovering? Don't hover. Answer the door!

#229

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Get the door!

#230

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All right.

#231

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Yeah, all right!

#232

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I'm gonna fight with you.

#233

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What?

#234

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Snail, what the hell are you doing here? Who invited you?

#235

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Dee, we invited her, okay? Enough is enough.

#236

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You got to squash it with Snail, all right?

#237

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- We want to go to the Wawa again. - Goddamn it.

#238

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Hey, you want some beef? You want some squash?

#239

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You want to pack some beef?

#240

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Listen, could you just swallow your spit and then breathe,

#241

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- and then we can talk? - Then breathe, and close your mouth.

#242

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- Oh! Oh! Oh! See a doctor! - Oh, my God, it was sad for a second,

#243

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and now it's right back to… Rah, making me do the…

#244

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Go see a doctor.

#245

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- All right, oh, let's just… - All right, hold on. Um…

#246

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Let's compromise. Is there something that we can do to just,

#247

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you know, patch this up between you and Dee?

#248

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I want her to be my best friend, yo.

#249

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Oh, well, you know what? That's not gonna happen, so…

#250

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That's too much.

#251

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- Okay… - Hang on, hang on, hang on.

#252

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Is there a compromise? Is there anything?

#253

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How about just for today?

#254

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- Just for today? - Together.

#255

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Okay, and then I get my convenience store to be convenient to me again,

#256

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- that's the deal? - Word is bond, yo.

#257

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Okay. Okay, yeah, that sounds good, let's do it.

#258

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- All right, good. - Yes, okay.

#259

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Frank, Hwang, you're up. Let's go.

#260

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All right, well, somebody say something.

#261

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These crackers need more salt.

#262

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I agree.

#263

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Okay, well…

#264

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They're extremely salty, but good. That's a start.

#265

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I mean, you know, you guys agree about something.

#266

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- Hey! All right. - My doctor say no salt.

#267

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Mine, too.

#268

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Doctors are shit!

#269

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Goddamn medicine men,

#270

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trying to tell me how to eat my food.

#271

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They're all shit.

#272

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Well, look at that.

#273

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You guys agree about something! Look at you two,

#274

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two extremely hard-headed, unhealthy old men who refuse to listen to doctors.

#275

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Come on, you guys are, like…

#276

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Can we work this out? All right, Hwang, what if Frank gives you, like,

#277

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half the rent now, then you fix the heat?

#278

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And then he gives you the other half when the job's done?

#279

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- It's okay. - Yeah?

#280

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All right, that's a deal. That's a squashed beef.

#281

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- Frank, you? - Oh, as a matter of fact…

#282

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I could give the whole month's rent right here.

#283

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- Well, that'd be… Good. - I'll take it.

#284

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Yeah, but I'm not gonna do it, because I'm not gonna let you beat me,

#285

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because you're a lousy son of a bitch.

#286

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- You're a dog! - I'm a dog, you're a dog, huh?

#287

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- Wait, wait, wait, wait. - How's that? Huh?

#288

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- You're a fire dog! - Plenty more where this came from.

#289

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I could heat that apartment all winter, huh?

#290

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- You want it? Ah… - Yeah, yeah, yeah, fire dog.

#291

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- Aw! - You're trying to burn me!

#292

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Just give us an eye. You don't need both of them.

#293

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I only have one good working eye.

#294

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Yeah, but I think it might be better if you're blind, anyway.

#295

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You know, it's gonna heighten all your other senses.

#296

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Let me think about it. I'll think about it.

#297

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Okay, give it some thought. Give it some thought.

#298

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All right, well, we'll work that angle.

#299

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- Ooh, maybe that's Bruce. - Oh, yeah.

#300

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Hey, how'd you get him down here anyway?

#301

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I told him that his kids wanted to see him for Thanksgiving,

#302

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and that you guys wanted to be one big happy family again.

#303

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Oh, nice.

#304

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Hey.

#305

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Who's this jabroni?

#306

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I have no idea. Slam the door on his face.

#307

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- See you, bozo. - Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait.

#308

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Actually, I know who this guy is.

#309

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Holy shit! Dude, this is the guy that Frank and Dee mistook for Bruce,

#310

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and Frank got that bad intel, so they went to his apartment,

#311

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- instead of Bruce's apartment. - And then we blew up his car.

#312

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- Blew the shit out of his car. - Wait a minute. That was you guys?

#313

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Huh? No.

#314

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I don't even know what you're talking about.

#315

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Uh…

#316

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- Happy Thanksgiving. - Yeah, yeah.

#317

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Wait, wait. Please. Are my kids in there?

#318

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Somebody wrote me a note and said that my kids wanted to see me?

#319

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I haven't seen 'em since my wife left me. Are they in here?

#320

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- Sabrina? - Oh, this is bad.

#321

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Marco? Daddy's here.

#322

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Oh, my God. We really opened up a can of worms.

#323

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- It's a bit messy. - The good news is,

#324

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seems that the kids thing took his mind off the car thing, so,

#325

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maybe it'll work itself out.

#326

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- Okay, good. - All right.

#327

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- Mac. - Hey.

#328

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Hey, thanks for calling, man.

#329

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So, where are the kids? I can't wait to see those little rug rats.

#330

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It's been forever.

#331

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I'm sure they're around somewhere.

#332

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Go ahead and mingle, and maybe you'll find 'em.

#333

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My kids aren't really here, are they?

#334

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- Uh… - No.

#335

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- No. No, I lied about that. - Thank God.

#336

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Let's get shit-housed, right, guys?

#337

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What a piece of shit that guy is.

#338

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Yeah, he's a real piece of shit.

#339

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- Oh, my God. - Yeah.

#340

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What the hell is Ponderosa doing here?

#341

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Well, he's the one that's responsible for Liam's eye,

#342

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so we figured, you know, he shows up,

#343

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it shifts the blame from us to him,

#344

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and, worst case scenario, they'll take his eye.

#345

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Oh, my God, this is getting way too confusing. We got too many beefs.

#346

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- I can't keep up. - God, Dee, we got it.

#347

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I'm not honking. I'm just…

#348

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- I'm expressing something… - We got it.

#349

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I'll admit it, it's getting confusing, there's a lot of people here.

#350

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- See? - I'll take some of the blame for that.

#351

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- I did invite… - Let us take the lead.

#352

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- We got it, we got it. - Okay.

#353

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Can't get it to stay.

#354

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There you go.

#355

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Hi, uh, everybody, I'd like to say something, please.

#356

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Uh, could I have your attention, please?

#357

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I'd like to say something, yeah.

#358

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Um, so, the Pilgrims hated the Indians and the Indians, they despised the Pilgrims.

#359

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Yeah.

#360

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But nonetheless, on Thanksgiving, they got together, right,

#361

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and it wasn't about apologizing to each other.

#362

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It wasn't about admitting guilt. Won't do that. Okay?

#363

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It was just about making the peace, that was all that it was about.

#364

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And if the Indians knew how to sign shit,

#365

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they probably would've signed a peace treaty.

#366

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Right? So that's what we're gonna do.

#367

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We're gonna make peace with each other,

#368

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and we're gonna get it in writing.

#369

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All right? Is everybody amenable to that?

#370

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Sound good?

#371

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Great, uh, so we'd like to begin with Bill Ponderosa.

#372

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Yes.

#373

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Oh.

#374

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It's not… There's no need to clap. It's not a clapping event.

#375

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No. Right. So… Okay, so, um, Bill,

#376

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do you have something you'd like to admit to someone here?

#377

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Yes, actually, I do.

#378

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Uh, I once broke into Dee's apartment and sniffed on her panties.

#379

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What? Goddamn it! Beef!

#380

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No, I got beef with that.

#381

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Uh, can we, um… Just stay on track.

#382

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Um… Bill, is there something you want to say to the McPoyles?

#383

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Oh, um…

#384

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Hey, hey.

#385

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I love that painted-on eye, man. That is fun.

#386

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No. No, wait. No, no.

#387

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Okay. No, no, no.

#388

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All right, hey, hey, hey!

#389

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Everybody stop clapping.

#390

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All right, Liam, Bill's the one who put bath salts

#391

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in the punch at your wedding, all right?

#392

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He's the one who is responsible for your empty eyehole.

#393

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- Is this true, man? - Maybe. I…

#394

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The only thing I remember from that night is

#395

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my sponsor Frank giving me the green light to get shit-housed.

#396

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- That's true. - That happened.

#397

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- I'll back that up. - Then it's your fault.

#398

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You owe my brother an eye!

#399

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All right, settle down! Settle… Take it easy, all right?

#400

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Don't drag him into your beef 'cause I need him to focus on ours here.

#401

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Hey, Frank, I'm giving this guy a handy under the table.

#402

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Are you jealous?

#403

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She's mashing it.

#404

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She does that.

#405

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I'm very aroused.

#406

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Very good.

#407

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Look, I'm… I'm sorry.

#408

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Which one of you knows my ex-wife and when are my kids getting here?

#409

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- They'll get here. Just… - Who's this jabroni?

#410

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Uh, this is the gentleman who we mistook for Bruce Mathis.

#411

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Right, yep, and then we blew up his car.

#412

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- Don't say that! - All of this, and it was you guys.

#413

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You owe me a car.

#414

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- I don't think that will ever happen. - Whoa, easy, man!

#415

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That's a big leap right there.

#416

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Buddy, buddy, um, what's the deal with your kids?

#417

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You haven't seen 'em in a while. Did you do something?

#418

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- Is it… Was it your fault? - Oh. I have a horrible drug problem.

#419

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Ooh, I hear you. I know that game, huh?

#420

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You want to do a bump here?

#421

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Yeah, I guess one little bump won't hurt.

#422

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I'll have a few of those delicious nose clams.

#423

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Frank, no, come on. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

#424

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Don't clap for that!

#425

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What? I can't have squash?

#426

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I can't have blow?

#427

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We need you to focus! Sign the damn treaty!

#428

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All right, you know what, Hwang, you sign the treaty.

#429

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- I'll sign it. - Oh, gross! Don't touch me with that hand!

#430

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Put your hand over here. I'll take sloppy seconds.

#431

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Absolutely not.

#432

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- Mash me, baby. Mash me. - No mashing at the table!

#433

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Stop mashing, all right? Come on.

#434

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Goddamn it, Frank, I'm starting to think I have beef with you!

#435

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- Yeah, us, too! - Okay, I have an idea.

#436

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It's time now to wipe the slate clean.

#437

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No, you said we were gonna do the hatchet thing first!

#438

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Don't worry about the hatchet thing, okay?

#439

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That was an unsanctioned move.

#440

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Well, none of these moves are working! We got to do something else!

#441

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Food fight! Food fight!

#442

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I guess!

#443

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Sign the treaty!

#444

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You owe me an eye, Frank!

#445

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Oh, shit!

#446

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No, no, no, no.

#447

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Oh, this was a bad idea.

#448

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We stirred up too much conflict.

#449

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Yeah. It smells like smoke. Is something burning?

#450

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I think it's coming from your room, dude.

#451

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What?

#452

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My room's on fire.

#453

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Why is my room on fire?

#454

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I may have started a money fire.

#455

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Why would you start a fire in my room, Frank?

#456

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What are we gonna do?

#457

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I don't know, I don't know. We got to think, we got to think. Think, think.

#458

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I've got an idea.

#459

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So we're just gonna lock them in there?

#460

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They're definitely gonna burn to death.

#461

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Okay, guys, nobody's gonna burn, all right?

#462

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There's a fire escape. We'll call 911.

#463

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We just need to buy a little time so we can get the hell out of here.

#464

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I feel like we're just creating more beef.

#465

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Which we will not resolve.

#466

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Beefs are best left simmering under the surface, I've learned that now.

#467

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The best thing to do with a beef is jam it deep down inside

#468

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- and then press forward. - What are we gonna do now?

#469

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You know, we could just buy Thundergun and go to a different Wawa.

#470

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Yeah, it's a little inconvenient,

#471

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but it's better than facing our problems.

#472

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Yeah, or saying we're sorry, which I'm not doing.

#473

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- Hell, no, I won't do that. - I won't.

#474

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All right, you want to go back to my place, get some blankets, bundle up?

#475

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- Just us? No one else? - That's what I'm thankful for.

#476

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We don't need to get along with anybody else, we got each other.

#477

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Yeah, screw everybody else.

#478

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I hate people who are different than me, you know?

#479

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Why pretend?

#480

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Out the window.

#481

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Who's got me? Man down.

#482

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I'm right back here, guys.

#483

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Who's got me? Guys? Hello? Hello?

#484

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Time isn't present In that dimension

#485

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He'll take my arm

#486

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When we're walkin', Rolling and rocking

#487

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It's one time I'm glad I'm not a man

#488

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Feels like I'm dreaming, But I'm not sleeping

#489

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