It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 9, Episode 9 — The Gang Makes Lethal Weapon 6

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(thunderclaps)
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(rhythmic chanting and singing)
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(singing continues)
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>> * Bah-hoo-yeah
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Bah-hoo-yeah
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Bah-hoo-yeah
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Bah-hoo-yeah. *
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(creaking)
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(groaning)
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(cackling)
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>> Welcome back from the dead,
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Chief Lazarus!
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(groaning)
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>> CHIEF LAZARUS: I only got one
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thing on my mind.
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Revenge!
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(loud thunderclaps)
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(laughs)
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(cackling)
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(cackles)
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(explosion)
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*
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>> What exactly are you here
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for?
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>> MAC: We need $40 million.
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>> So we've shot a great deal of
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the movie, and we're gonna show
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it to you.
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>> DENNIS: Oh, yeah.
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>> We just need a little money
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to finish it.
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>> Yeah, see, we had a little
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bit of a falling out with our
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financier.
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He's also playing Chief Lazarus.
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We had some creative
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differences with him, you know,
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which is why we're coming to
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you, but, look, that's neither
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here nor there.
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Don't worry about that.
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>> CHARLIE: The guy wanted to
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shoot a full penetration sex
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scene and show it.
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>> But, to be fair, I don't have
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a problem, as much, with the act
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itself as I do with the man
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who's performing it.
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>> Don't get into that.
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It's, like, more specific than
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she needs to...
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>> Let her know. I think she...
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Look, I just, I think that no
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one wants to see Frank smashing
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genitalia with a woman, but if
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it were me doing it, you know,
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imagine that.
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Wouldn't that be nice?
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Imagine all the positions that
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I could get into.
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You know, reverse pile driver,
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seated scissors, wheelbarrow,
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reverse cowgirl.
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I know all the positions.
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Whatever you like.
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>> He can do 'em all.
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>> I can do 'em all, yeah.
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>> He can do 'em all.
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>> So imagine that.
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Do you see the difference?
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>> We don't finance movies here.
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>> Let's show her more of the
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movie.
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>> Yes.
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>> Get into the story a little
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bit.
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>> Okay, that's exactly right.
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Keep watching, and then see the
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big picture, know that there
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are budgetary and time
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limitations and ignore them,
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please.
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>> Yeah.
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*
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(indistinct chatter)
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>> ROGER: In your face, sucker.
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*
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(buzzer sounds)
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(laughter, whooping)
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>> Oh, shit!
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(slow clapping)
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(indistinct chatter)
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>> Riggs, what the hell are you
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doing here?
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Our relationship is strained.
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>> RIGGS (Australian accent):
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Thought I'd give you some
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pointers on your jump shot.
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Noticed you weren't squaring up
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on the basket.
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(Roger laughs)
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>> Schooling a black man on
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basketball.
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You must be crazy.
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>> Crazy enough to want to know
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why you never RSVP'd to my
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wedding.
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>> Gee, do I want to see my
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ex-special forces ex-partner
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marry my baby girl daughter?
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Thanks.
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I respectfully say, "No."
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>> I tell you what, Sarge.
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Let's play a quick game of
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one-on-one.
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You score on me, you don't have
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to come to the wedding.
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>> If I score on you, I don't
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have to come to the wedding?
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>> That's right.
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>> So all I do is score once,
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and then I don't come to the
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wedding?
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>> Yes.
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>> Well, this is gonna be...
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a slam dunk!
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*
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(ball bouncing)
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(Roger laughs)
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>> Break a leg.
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Hell, break both of 'em.
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(Roger laughs)
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(saxophone plays jazz)
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>> Heavenly Father, we thank you
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for your glories.
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We also thank Martin for his
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lovely sax solo in lieu of vows.
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Rianne will now recite hers.
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>> RIANNE (Southern accent): My
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love, when I look deep in your
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eyes, I find my own destiny.
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I find that I want to love you
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for the rest of my days, and I
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will.
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I will spend every day of my
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life trying to make you the
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happiest man in the whole world.
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>> (crying): That was lovely.
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If anybody has any objection to
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this union, you speak now, or
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forever hold your peace.
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>> I object.
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>> What?!
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(crowd gasping and groaning)
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>> I need to do something
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first-- get your father's
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blessing.
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*
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(Roger scoffs)
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>> I came here for my daughter,
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not you.
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>> I love her, Rog.
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(Roger sighs)
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>> Yeah.
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I know you do, pal.
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*
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(explosion)
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(screaming)
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(overlapping shouting)
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>> No!
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>> No!
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(screaming and shouting)
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>> I love weddings.
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They always such a blast!
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>> Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Got to get out of here!
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Got to get out of here!
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(crowd screams and shouts)
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>> Oh! Oh, let me out of here!
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Let me out of here! Oh!
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(grunting)
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(grunting)
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(crowd screaming and shouting)
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>> Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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*
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>> Um... I don't get why you're
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making this.
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>> Oh, I mean...
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>> Oh...
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>> God, the bank didn't get it
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either.
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Why make anything, you know?
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For the money, for the glory,
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for the fame.
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>> Absolutely.
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>> All-- the whole thing.
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>> Yeah, and-and clearly the
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movie's pretty kick-ass right up
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until we get to the special
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effects snafu.
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>> Our ex-backer liked to cut
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corners, but we feel like, with
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your technical expertise, being
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from a dot-com company and all,
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and your money, we could really
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make a kick-ass movie.
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>> Yeah, now, the next scene is,
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um, the next scene is bad.
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The next scene is a little bit
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of a disaster.
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>> It's got some problems, too,
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but then, once we get past that,
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it's pretty good, but let me set
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this up for you so you're not
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totally confused.
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Somebody released some kind of a
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biting bug, the likes of which
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I've never contended with.
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>> Frank and I got them from
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China, and they just went crazy
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in the bar and bit us up like...
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>> What do you mean you "got
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them from China"?
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You ordered them?
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>> Don't worry about where we
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got them or why we were getting
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them.
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>> Oh, my God, Jesus Christ.
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>> We just released them, there
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was an issue...
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>> All right, so you're gonna
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enjoy this part.
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Go ahead and push play.
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>> Yeah, yeah, keep it going.
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>> Hey, Chief, I'd like to trade
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in...
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(both coughing)
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...these flowers for a badge.
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>> Well, I just happen to have
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that gun.
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Welcome back to the force,
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Riggs.
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>> (whispering): Murtaugh.
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>> Murtaugh!
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>> It's great that you're a cop
#245
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again, Rog.
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We'll n-need it.
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>> Well, I had to come back
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because they killed my baby girl
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as you was getting married to
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her.
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>> Yeah.
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Looks like I'm not the only cop
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with a death wish now.
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>> Ha!
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>> Chief, I think I found some
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clues.
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>> What the hell does those
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things have to do with Chief
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Lazarus?
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>> Well, I've got a hunch.
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>> Chief, I've got a hunch.
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See, feathers were usually used
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in Indian resurrection burials,
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which could only mean one thing.
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>> Damn!
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>> Well...
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That Lazarus is back from the
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dead.
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>> Damn!
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>> You think?
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>> So he's probably planning an
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elaborate rain dance to drench
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L.A. so bad that it ends up in
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the ocean.
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>> Making his Indian reservation
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the only thing left standing and
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very valuable beachfront
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property.
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That's could be the only answer.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Oh, oh.
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>> I'm just gonna fast-forward
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for a minute.
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>> Uh, but this...
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>> Yeah, this is important...
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>> That-that-that's okay, I'll,
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uh, I'll play it here.
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>> Beachfront property on his
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Indian reservation.
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>> No, you're still going on
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about the whole...
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>> No, just keep going.
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>> Yeah... yeah, yeah.
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>> Well, you got to explain
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every aspect of the movie.
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That's crazy.
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>> Well, that's because when you
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go to the movies, you know, you
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can't follow what's going on.
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>> No, you can't follow what's
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going on.
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>> Yeah, yes, you can.
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>> No, no, you're like, "Who's
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that guy?
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Is that the good guy, is that
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the bad guy?"
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>> Everybody knows!
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>> I'm sorry, guys, um, but
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maybe it would help if I saw the
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original Mel Gibson version
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first.
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>> W-What do you mean that
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you've not seen...
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>> Wha...? How...?
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>> You've never seen...
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>> Lethal Weapon?
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>> Lethal Weapon?
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>> No, I mean, I've heard of it.
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>> I think what's happening here
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is the fact that you're a woman,
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and our demographic skews male.
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>> Well, um...
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>> It does-- we are a male-
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driven, uh, you know...
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>> We are testosterone-driven.
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>> We're a male-driven entity.
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>> I-I got, I got that.
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>> Oh, oh, oh, the next scene.
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>> Oh, yeah, yeah, right, right,
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right, right, right, right.
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>> Oh, the next scene.
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>> That's right, there's stuff
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for the... the ladies, I guess.
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>> Oh, for the ladies.
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>> Yeah, we shot this for the
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ladies.
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This is all for the ladies.
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>> You're gonna love this.
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>> Well... yeah.
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>> You're gonna dive right in,
#341
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right here.
#342
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("Playing with the Boys" by
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Kenny Loggins playing)
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>> * I'd say it was
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The right time
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To walk away
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* When dreamin' takes you
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Nowhere
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It's time to play
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* Bodies workin' overtime
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Your money don't matter... *
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>> Yeah...!
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>> * Time keeps ticking
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When someone's on my mind *
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* Playing
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Playing with the boys
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I'm staying
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Staying with the boys... *
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>> Yeah.
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(both whoop)
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All right.
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All right, blokes, let's hit the
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showers, huh?
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Oh, yeah.
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>> I don't know about you, mate,
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but I'm sore.
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(laughing): I'm really sore.
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>> I really needed this.
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>> Oh, I needed it, too, mate.
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>> All right, buddy.
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Now that we know what Lazarus'
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plan is, what are we gonna do?
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>> We got to track him down and
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fight him, you know?
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>> Sure do.
#378
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We got to track him down and
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punch him.
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>> We're gonna track him down
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and we're gonna...
#382
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We're gonna go to the strip
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club, which I'm excited to do.
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(laughing): I love strip clubs.
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>> Oh, baby, I love me a good
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strip club.
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>> We're gonna...
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I mean, this is crazy, right?
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>> Wha...?
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>> I miss her, Riggs.
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Nothing's ever gonna make me
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forget her.
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>> I know, buddy.
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Lazarus has taken everything
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from us, but we're gonna take
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what he loves most: his life.
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>> Yeah?
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Well, we'd better do it right
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this time, baby.
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We ain't getting any younger.
#401
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>> That's for sure.
#402
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I'm starting to think even I'm
#403
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getting too old for this shit.
#404
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>> Say what?
#405
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Oh... (laughs)
#406
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>> That's what you always say.
#407
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>> I know.
#408
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>> I brought it back.
#409
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That's your...
#410
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>> Yeah, I got that.
#411
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(both laughing)
#412
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Whoa, shit.
#413
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Come here, you rascal.
#414
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>> Whoa!
#415
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>> You want to wrestle, you...
#416
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>> You want to go, old man?
#417
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>> You young, but you ain't that
#418
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strong, baby.
#419
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>> You want to go, old man?
#420
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You want to go, old man?
#421
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>> You too young for this...
#422
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>> Whoa, whoa, whoa, what is
#423
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this?
#424
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What are you showing me here?
#425
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>> We're showing you a
#426
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testosterone-driven, male-
#427
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skewing action melodrama.
#428
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>> Yeah, you're gonna love this
#429
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stuff.
#430
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>> And, by the way, as a hedge
#431
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fund manager, you're used to
#432
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this kind of high-stakes,
#433
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adrenaline-pumping action, so
#434
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this should be perfect for you.
#435
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>> I'm a little confused.
#436
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>> Oh, is it the character-
#437
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switching?
#438
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'Cause, just move past that, all
#439
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right?
#440
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Trust me, our audience has come
#441
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to expect that kind of thing
#442
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from us.
#443
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>> No, no, no, I'm confused
#444
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about what you want.
#445
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Uh, you need money to fund your
#446
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gay porno movie?
#447
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>> Oh, goddamn it, Mac.
#448
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>> Gay porno movie?
#449
d917b0b0-9c60-4bfc-a2fe-286122852b56.gif
What are you talking about?
#450
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>> See? See!
#451
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>> You even watching the movie?
#452
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Yes, in a lot of ways this is a
#453
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love story between two men.
#454
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>> No, it isn't.
#455
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>> Okay, yes, in a... most ways.
#456
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>> No, it isn't.
#457
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>> All right, but this is about
#458
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as masculine as it gets.
#459
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>> It's not, it's not, I mean...
#460
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>> No, it isn't, no, it isn't.
#461
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You had a butt-double.
#462
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>> Oh, of course I had a butt-
#463
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double.
#464
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You think I'm gonna show my butt
#465
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on camera, Charlie?
#466
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>> Oh, my God, I was
#467
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uncomfortable filming the scene.
#468
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>> It's not up to the par of
#469
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Murtaugh, okay?
#470
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>> If you play the movie, you'll
#471
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see...
#472
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>> It gets way straighter, I
#473
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promise.
#474
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>> Push play, you're gonna love
#475
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this next part.
#476
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>> We'll cut that stuff out.
#477
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See, nobody wants that...
#478
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>> I sure am glad we came to
#479
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this strip club, Riggs.
#480
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(chuckles) I do like looking at
#481
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beautiful naked women.
#482
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>> That's because we're not gay.
#483
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>> Right, right.
#484
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>> Up next is Lady Starship.
#485
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She's gonna blow you away with
#486
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her celestial body.
#487
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>> (chuckles): Lady Starship--
#488
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I like the sound of that.
#489
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*
#490
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>> Man, what the hell!
#491
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>> Oh, what the f...
#492
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*
#493
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>> (laughs): That's more
#494
7a503d90-c50e-46f1-b723-4fb00ebf27b0.gif
like it.
#495
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>> Yeah. You like that?
#496
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>> I do, yeah.
#497
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>> What are you looking at, man?
#498
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Shit.
#499
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>> Frank, will you pay
#500
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attention, man?
#501
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I mean, come on, we've been all
#502
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over town.
#503
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We went to a hedge fund guy, a
#504
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dot-com girl, we went to banks.
#505
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No one's gonna fund this thing.
#506
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>> No, we need to finish the
#507
e4561e74-bd5c-4e4a-ae07-f1d62bfbcd41.gif
movie, Frank.
#508
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>> All right, I'll give you the
#509
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money.
#510
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But we do the movie my way.
#511
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I want... what I want.
#512
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And you know what I want.
#513
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>> That's not cool, man.
#514
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>> We can make it work, we'll
#515
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just have to add some
#516
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exposition-- a whole scene
#517
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of it.
#518
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>> What needs to be explained?
#519
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>> It's gonna be perfectly
#520
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clear!
#521
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It's gonna be way too clear
#522
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what's happening.
#523
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Frank, it's gonna ruin the
#524
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movie, Frank!
#525
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>> It's gonna be so confusing...
#526
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>> It's not gonna be... it's not
#527
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gonna be confusing.
#528
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>> We got a deal or what?
#529
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(gunshots)
#530
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(grunts)
#531
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>> Ah! Damn.
#532
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>> Damn! They found us!
#533
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(automatic gunfire)
#534
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>> We got Lazarus trapped in his
#535
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own umbrella factory.
#536
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Yeah. He gonna do a rain dance
#537
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and then make some money on some
#538
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umbrellas, man.
#539
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He a dirty bitch.
#540
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(gunfire continues)
#541
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Come on, let's go get him.
#542
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(grunting)
#543
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>> I'm gonna jump over this!
#544
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(gunfire continues)
#545
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>> Get over it!
#546
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I got you, Riggs! Hurry up!
#547
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(automatic gunfire continues)
#548
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(grunting)
#549
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(bullets ricocheting)
#550
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Oh, I'm getting too old for
#551
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this shit.
#552
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>> Come on, man!
#553
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(yells, groans)
#554
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We're pinned down, Rog.
#555
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>> This could be it, good buddy.
#556
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This could be the end.
#557
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>> Okay, Rog, if this is the
#558
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end, we should be the ones to
#559
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end it.
#560
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>> You know what? I got this.
#561
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(bullet ricochets)
#562
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(grunts)
#563
165864ec-47f3-4eb9-93bc-83cf4bd411d2.gif
(gunshots)
#564
c72cfdbb-5c7c-4abb-ab4b-f6428912696f.gif
(automatic gunfire)
#565
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(guns clicking)
#566
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(gasping)
#567
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(grunting)
#568
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>> I got that weird Danish twin.
#569
78eba705-3807-41ba-8cbf-683e6cbd0ccc.gif
(cackling)
#570
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>> Oh, shit!
#571
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(bullets ricocheting)
#572
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Aw, damn! He got away.
#573
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Oh, hey, you know what?
#574
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We got to also remember to get
#575
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that shaman priestess from the
#576
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beginning.
#577
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We don't want her bringing him
#578
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back from the dead...
#579
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again.
#580
579364aa-2b6d-40fa-b45a-e76e0e59a090.gif
>> That's a good point.
#581
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>> Where's Mac?
#582
062f1a07-12d6-4418-b492-c79cd2ed5afe.gif
>> He's in the bathroom.
#583
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>> Well, that's not gonna work.
#584
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I mean, we can't...
#585
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>> It's fine, just go, let's go.
#586
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>> He's in the bathroom.
#587
078d4355-b267-4896-a689-84e02dc3c8f5.gif
He's in the bathroom.
#588
ba60c1fa-e4ad-4e49-a4b2-b5477eafdbe4.gif
>> Charlie, it's not... we
#589
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can't... I mean, it's...
#590
77e605ec-8d48-482a-ad70-038566f352bf.gif
(gunshots)
#591
8958d33c-6db8-49a0-8e4a-6d0a64f47c5e.gif
(bullet ricochets)
#592
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(gunshots continue)
#593
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>> (grunts): Oh, shit!
#594
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Rog, I'm out of bullets!
#595
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>> You are?
#596
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Oh, I'm out of bullets, too,
#597
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Riggs.
#598
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Oh, no!
#599
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>> Time to kiss L.A. good-bye,
#600
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suckers!
#601
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'Cause tonight the forecast
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calls for rain!
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(guttural chanting)
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>> Riggs, there's a basketball
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right there.
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>> You should use it.
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>> I know.
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Wha... Oh!
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>> Oh, shit, Rog.
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If you make this shot, you will
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have redeemed yourself with the
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item that you failed with in the
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beginning.
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>> That's right.
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I can do it, Riggs.
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(chuckles): Ho-ho-ho-ho.
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In your face, sucker.
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>> Yeah, buddy, you did it!
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You did exactly what you said
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you were gonna do, and now he's
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dead.
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And now we have to kill that
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shaman woman so that she doesn't
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come back and reanimate him
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again.
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>> Wait.
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I got a better idea first.
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>> What is it?
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>> Let me just show you, man,
#630
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will you?
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We don't have to say everything,
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man. Shit.
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*
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>> You know you always have my
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blessin', partner.
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>> That's my partner right
#637
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there.
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>> Yeah.
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>> And that's a callback.
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From the beginning-- so it's
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come full circle.
#642
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>> We know.
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>> And then we brought you back
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from the dead.
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Well, the shaman did it.
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And then we killed her.
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Because we didn't want her to
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bring back Lazarus.
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>> Okay. We get it.
#650
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>> Go ahead.
#651
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Kiss her.
#652
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>> Kiss her.
#653
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>> Kiss her, man.
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Yeah.
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Come on, man.
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(loud explosion)
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*
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(gunshot)
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*
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(cackling)
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(growls)
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>> One last thing, in case
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I die.
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(rhythmic grunting, gasping)
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>> (over video): Oh, my God! Oh!
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(rhythmic grunting continues)
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>> S-So again, this is what we
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were trying to avoid by coming
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to you in the first place.
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>> Yeah.
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Captioned by
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Media Access Group at WGBH
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access.wgbh.org
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(trio chanting backwards)
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