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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 9, Episode 9 — The Gang Makes Lethal Weapon 6

TMDB episode metadata

Show: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Episode title: The Gang Makes Lethal Weapon 6

Air date: October 30, 2013

Director: Dan Attias

Top billed cast: Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, Rob Mac, Kaitlin Olson, Danny DeVito

After creative differences over what constitutes tasteful nudity cause Frank to pull his money out of "Lethal Weapon 6" during filming, Mac, Dennis, and Charlie screen their rough footage for investors in hopes of raising enough capital to finish the production of their latest masterpiece.

Source: TMDB

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(thunderclaps)

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(rhythmic chanting and singing)

chanting rhythmic singing

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(singing continues)

continues singing

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>> * Bah-hoo-yeah

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Bah-hoo-yeah

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Bah-hoo-yeah

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Bah-hoo-yeah. *

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(creaking)

creaking

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(groaning)

groaning

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(cackling)

cackling

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>> Welcome back from the dead,

dead welcome

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Chief Lazarus!

chief lazarus

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(groaning)

groaning

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>> CHIEF LAZARUS: I only got one

chief lazarus

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thing on my mind.

mind

↓

Revenge!

revenge

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(loud thunderclaps)

loud

↓

(laughs)

laughs

↓

(cackling)

cackling

↓

(cackles)

cackles

↓

(explosion)

explosion

↓

*

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>> What exactly are you here

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for?

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>> MAC: We need $40 million.

million

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>> So we've shot a great deal of

deal shot

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the movie, and we're gonna show

movie

↓

it to you.

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>> DENNIS: Oh, yeah.

dennis

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>> We just need a little money

money

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to finish it.

finish

↓

>> Yeah, see, we had a little

↓

bit of a falling out with our

falling

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financier.

financier

↓

He's also playing Chief Lazarus.

chief lazarus playing

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We had some creative

creative

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differences with him, you know,

differences

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which is why we're coming to

coming

↓

you, but, look, that's neither

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here nor there.

↓

Don't worry about that.

worry

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>> CHARLIE: The guy wanted to

charlie wanted

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shoot a full penetration sex

full full-penetration penetration shoot

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scene and show it.

scene

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>> But, to be fair, I don't have

fair

↓

a problem, as much, with the act

problem

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itself as I do with the man

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who's performing it.

performing

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>> Don't get into that.

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It's, like, more specific than

specific

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she needs to...

needs

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>> Let her know. I think she...

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Look, I just, I think that no

↓

one wants to see Frank smashing

frank smashing wants

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genitalia with a woman, but if

genitalia woman

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it were me doing it, you know,

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imagine that.

imagine

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Wouldn't that be nice?

↓

Imagine all the positions that

imagine positions

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I could get into.

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You know, reverse pile driver,

driver pile reverse

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seated scissors, wheelbarrow,

scissors seated

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reverse cowgirl.

cowgirl reverse reverse-cowgirl

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I know all the positions.

positions

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Whatever you like.

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>> He can do 'em all.

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>> I can do 'em all, yeah.

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>> He can do 'em all.

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>> So imagine that.

imagine

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Do you see the difference?

difference

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>> We don't finance movies here.

finance movies

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>> Let's show her more of the

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movie.

movie

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>> Yes.

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>> Get into the story a little

story

↓

bit.

↓

>> Okay, that's exactly right.

↓

Keep watching, and then see the

watching

↓

big picture, know that there

picture

↓

are budgetary and time

↓

limitations and ignore them,

ignore limitations

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please.

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>> Yeah.

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*

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(indistinct chatter)

chatter indistinct indistinct-chatter

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>> ROGER: In your face, sucker.

face roger sucker

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*

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(buzzer sounds)

buzzer buzzer-sounds sounds

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(laughter, whooping)

laughter whooping

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>> Oh, shit!

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(slow clapping)

clapping slow

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(indistinct chatter)

chatter indistinct indistinct-chatter

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>> Riggs, what the hell are you

riggs

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doing here?

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Our relationship is strained.

relationship

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>> RIGGS (Australian accent):

accent riggs

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Thought I'd give you some

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pointers on your jump shot.

jump shot

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Noticed you weren't squaring up

noticed

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on the basket.

basket

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(Roger laughs)

laughs roger

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>> Schooling a black man on

black schooling

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basketball.

basketball

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You must be crazy.

crazy must

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>> Crazy enough to want to know

crazy

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why you never RSVP'd to my

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wedding.

wedding

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>> Gee, do I want to see my

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ex-special forces ex-partner

forces partner special special-forces

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marry my baby girl daughter?

baby baby-girl daughter girl marry

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Thanks.

thanks

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I respectfully say, "No."

respectfully

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>> I tell you what, Sarge.

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Let's play a quick game of

game quick

↓

one-on-one.

↓

You score on me, you don't have

score

↓

to come to the wedding.

wedding

↓

>> If I score on you, I don't

score

↓

have to come to the wedding?

wedding

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>> That's right.

↓

>> So all I do is score once,

score

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and then I don't come to the

↓

wedding?

wedding

↓

>> Yes.

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>> Well, this is gonna be...

↓

a slam dunk!

dunk slam slam-dunk

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*

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(ball bouncing)

ball bouncing

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(Roger laughs)

laughs roger

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>> Break a leg.

break

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Hell, break both of 'em.

break

↓

(Roger laughs)

laughs roger

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(saxophone plays jazz)

jazz plays saxophone

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>> Heavenly Father, we thank you

father heavenly

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for your glories.

↓

We also thank Martin for his

martin

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lovely sax solo in lieu of vows.

lovely solo vows

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Rianne will now recite hers.

recite

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>> RIANNE (Southern accent): My

accent southern southern-accent

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love, when I look deep in your

deep love

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eyes, I find my own destiny.

destiny eyes

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I find that I want to love you

love

↓

for the rest of my days, and I

days rest

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will.

↓

I will spend every day of my

spend

↓

life trying to make you the

life

↓

happiest man in the whole world.

happiest whole whole-world world

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>> (crying): That was lovely.

crying lovely

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If anybody has any objection to

anybody objection

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this union, you speak now, or

speak union

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forever hold your peace.

forever peace

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>> I object.

object

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>> What?!

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(crowd gasping and groaning)

crowd crowd-gasping gasping groaning

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>> I need to do something

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first-- get your father's

fathers

↓

blessing.

blessing

↓

*

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(Roger scoffs)

roger scoffs

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>> I came here for my daughter,

daughter

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not you.

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>> I love her, Rog.

love

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(Roger sighs)

roger sighs

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>> Yeah.

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I know you do, pal.

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*

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(explosion)

explosion

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(screaming)

screaming

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(overlapping shouting)

overlapping overlapping-shouting shouting

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>> No!

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>> No!

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(screaming and shouting)

screaming shouting

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>> I love weddings.

love weddings

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They always such a blast!

blast

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>> Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Got to get out of here!

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Got to get out of here!

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(crowd screams and shouts)

crowd screams shouts

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>> Oh! Oh, let me out of here!

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Let me out of here! Oh!

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(grunting)

grunting

↓

(grunting)

grunting

↓

(crowd screaming and shouting)

crowd screaming shouting

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>> Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

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*

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>> Um... I don't get why you're

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making this.

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>> Oh, I mean...

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>> Oh...

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>> God, the bank didn't get it

bank

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either.

↓

Why make anything, you know?

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For the money, for the glory,

glory money

↓

for the fame.

fame

↓

>> Absolutely.

absolutely

↓

>> All-- the whole thing.

whole

↓

>> Yeah, and-and clearly the

↓

movie's pretty kick-ass right up

kick movies

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until we get to the special

special

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effects snafu.

effects

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>> Our ex-backer liked to cut

liked

↓

corners, but we feel like, with

corners

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your technical expertise, being

expertise technical

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from a dot-com company and all,

company

↓

and your money, we could really

money

↓

make a kick-ass movie.

kick movie

↓

>> Yeah, now, the next scene is,

scene

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um, the next scene is bad.

scene

↓

The next scene is a little bit

scene

↓

of a disaster.

disaster

↓

>> It's got some problems, too,

problems

↓

but then, once we get past that,

past

↓

it's pretty good, but let me set

↓

this up for you so you're not

↓

totally confused.

confused

↓

Somebody released some kind of a

released somebody

↓

biting bug, the likes of which

biting likes

↓

I've never contended with.

↓

>> Frank and I got them from

frank

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China, and they just went crazy

china crazy

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in the bar and bit us up like...

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>> What do you mean you "got

↓

them from China"?

china

↓

You ordered them?

ordered

↓

>> Don't worry about where we

worry

↓

got them or why we were getting

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them.

↓

>> Oh, my God, Jesus Christ.

christ jesus jesus-christ

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>> We just released them, there

released

↓

was an issue...

issue

↓

>> All right, so you're gonna

↓

enjoy this part.

enjoy part

↓

Go ahead and push play.

ahead go-ahead push

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>> Yeah, yeah, keep it going.

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>> Hey, Chief, I'd like to trade

chief trade

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in...

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(both coughing)

coughing

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...these flowers for a badge.

badge flowers

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>> Well, I just happen to have

happen

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that gun.

↓

Welcome back to the force,

force welcome

↓

Riggs.

riggs

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>> (whispering): Murtaugh.

murtaugh whispering

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>> Murtaugh!

murtaugh

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>> It's great that you're a cop

↓

again, Rog.

↓

We'll n-need it.

↓

>> Well, I had to come back

↓

because they killed my baby girl

baby baby-girl girl killed

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as you was getting married to

married

↓

her.

↓

>> Yeah.

↓

Looks like I'm not the only cop

↓

with a death wish now.

death wish

↓

>> Ha!

↓

>> Chief, I think I found some

chief found

↓

clues.

clues

↓

>> What the hell does those

↓

things have to do with Chief

chief

↓

Lazarus?

lazarus

↓

>> Well, I've got a hunch.

hunch

↓

>> Chief, I've got a hunch.

chief hunch

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See, feathers were usually used

feathers used usually

↓

in Indian resurrection burials,

indian resurrection

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which could only mean one thing.

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>> Damn!

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>> Well...

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That Lazarus is back from the

lazarus

↓

dead.

dead

↓

>> Damn!

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>> You think?

↓

>> So he's probably planning an

planning

↓

elaborate rain dance to drench

dance elaborate rain

↓

L.A. so bad that it ends up in

ends

↓

the ocean.

ocean

↓

>> Making his Indian reservation

indian reservation

↓

the only thing left standing and

left standing

↓

very valuable beachfront

valuable

↓

property.

property

↓

That's could be the only answer.

answer

↓

>> Yeah.

↓

>> Oh, oh.

↓

>> I'm just gonna fast-forward

fast fast-forward forward

↓

for a minute.

minute

↓

>> Uh, but this...

↓

>> Yeah, this is important...

↓

>> That-that-that's okay, I'll,

↓

uh, I'll play it here.

↓

>> Beachfront property on his

property

↓

Indian reservation.

indian reservation

↓

>> No, you're still going on

↓

about the whole...

whole

↓

>> No, just keep going.

↓

>> Yeah... yeah, yeah.

↓

>> Well, you got to explain

explain

↓

every aspect of the movie.

aspect movie

↓

That's crazy.

crazy

↓

>> Well, that's because when you

↓

go to the movies, you know, you

movies

↓

can't follow what's going on.

follow

↓

>> No, you can't follow what's

follow

↓

going on.

↓

>> Yeah, yes, you can.

↓

>> No, no, you're like, "Who's

↓

that guy?

↓

Is that the good guy, is that

↓

the bad guy?"

↓

>> Everybody knows!

everybody everybody-knows knows

↓

>> I'm sorry, guys, um, but

↓

maybe it would help if I saw the

↓

original Mel Gibson version

original version

↓

first.

↓

>> W-What do you mean that

↓

you've not seen...

seen

↓

>> Wha...? How...?

↓

>> You've never seen...

seen

↓

>> Lethal Weapon?

lethal lethal-weapon weapon

↓

>> Lethal Weapon?

lethal lethal-weapon weapon

↓

>> No, I mean, I've heard of it.

heard

↓

>> I think what's happening here

↓

is the fact that you're a woman,

fact woman

↓

and our demographic skews male.

male

↓

>> Well, um...

↓

>> It does-- we are a male-

male

↓

driven, uh, you know...

driven

↓

>> We are testosterone-driven.

driven testosterone

↓

>> We're a male-driven entity.

driven entity male

↓

>> I-I got, I got that.

↓

>> Oh, oh, oh, the next scene.

scene

↓

>> Oh, yeah, yeah, right, right,

↓

right, right, right, right.

↓

>> Oh, the next scene.

scene

↓

>> That's right, there's stuff

stuff

↓

for the... the ladies, I guess.

ladies

↓

>> Oh, for the ladies.

ladies

↓

>> Yeah, we shot this for the

shot

↓

ladies.

ladies

↓

This is all for the ladies.

ladies

↓

>> You're gonna love this.

love

↓

>> Well... yeah.

↓

>> You're gonna dive right in,

dive

↓

right here.

↓

("Playing with the Boys" by

boys playing

↓

Kenny Loggins playing)

kenny playing

↓

>> * I'd say it was

↓

The right time

↓

To walk away

walk

↓

* When dreamin' takes you

takes

↓

Nowhere

↓

It's time to play

↓

* Bodies workin' overtime

bodies overtime workin

↓

Your money don't matter... *

matter money

↓

>> Yeah...!

↓

>> * Time keeps ticking

keeps ticking

↓

When someone's on my mind *

mind someones

↓

* Playing

playing

↓

Playing with the boys

boys playing

↓

I'm staying

staying

↓

Staying with the boys... *

boys staying

↓

>> Yeah.

↓

(both whoop)

whoop

↓

All right.

↓

All right, blokes, let's hit the

↓

showers, huh?

showers

↓

>> Yeah.

↓

>> Yeah.

↓

>> Oh, yeah.

↓

>> I don't know about you, mate,

mate

↓

but I'm sore.

sore

↓

(laughing): I'm really sore.

laughing sore

↓

>> I really needed this.

needed

↓

>> Oh, I needed it, too, mate.

mate needed

↓

>> All right, buddy.

buddy

↓

Now that we know what Lazarus'

lazarus

↓

plan is, what are we gonna do?

plan

↓

>> We got to track him down and

track

↓

fight him, you know?

fight

↓

>> Sure do.

↓

We got to track him down and

track

↓

punch him.

punch

↓

>> We're gonna track him down

track

↓

and we're gonna...

↓

We're gonna go to the strip

strip

↓

club, which I'm excited to do.

club excited

↓

(laughing): I love strip clubs.

clubs laughing love strip

↓

>> Oh, baby, I love me a good

baby love

↓

strip club.

club strip strip-club

↓

>> We're gonna...

↓

I mean, this is crazy, right?

crazy

↓

>> Wha...?

↓

>> I miss her, Riggs.

miss riggs

↓

Nothing's ever gonna make me

nothings

↓

forget her.

forget

↓

>> I know, buddy.

buddy

↓

Lazarus has taken everything

lazarus taken

↓

from us, but we're gonna take

↓

what he loves most: his life.

life loves

↓

>> Yeah?

↓

Well, we'd better do it right

↓

this time, baby.

baby

↓

We ain't getting any younger.

aint younger

↓

>> That's for sure.

↓

I'm starting to think even I'm

starting

↓

getting too old for this shit.

↓

>> Say what?

↓

Oh... (laughs)

laughs

↓

>> That's what you always say.

↓

>> I know.

↓

>> I brought it back.

brought

↓

That's your...

↓

>> Yeah, I got that.

↓

(both laughing)

laughing

↓

Whoa, shit.

whoa

↓

Come here, you rascal.

rascal

↓

>> Whoa!

whoa

↓

>> You want to wrestle, you...

wrestle

↓

>> You want to go, old man?

↓

>> You young, but you ain't that

aint young

↓

strong, baby.

baby strong

↓

>> You want to go, old man?

↓

You want to go, old man?

↓

>> You too young for this...

young

↓

>> Whoa, whoa, whoa, what is

whoa whoa-whoa whoa-whoa-whoa

↓

this?

↓

What are you showing me here?

showing

↓

>> We're showing you a

showing

↓

testosterone-driven, male-

driven male testosterone

↓

skewing action melodrama.

action

↓

>> Yeah, you're gonna love this

love

↓

stuff.

stuff

↓

>> And, by the way, as a hedge

↓

fund manager, you're used to

fund manager used

↓

this kind of high-stakes,

stakes

↓

adrenaline-pumping action, so

action adrenaline pumping

↓

this should be perfect for you.

perfect

↓

>> I'm a little confused.

confused

↓

>> Oh, is it the character-

character

↓

switching?

switching

↓

'Cause, just move past that, all

past

↓

right?

↓

Trust me, our audience has come

audience trust

↓

to expect that kind of thing

expect

↓

from us.

↓

>> No, no, no, I'm confused

confused

↓

about what you want.

↓

Uh, you need money to fund your

fund money

↓

gay porno movie?

movie porno

↓

>> Oh, goddamn it, Mac.

goddamn goddamn-it

↓

>> Gay porno movie?

movie porno

↓

What are you talking about?

↓

>> See? See!

↓

>> You even watching the movie?

movie watching

↓

Yes, in a lot of ways this is a

ways

↓

love story between two men.

love love-story story

↓

>> No, it isn't.

↓

>> Okay, yes, in a... most ways.

ways

↓

>> No, it isn't.

↓

>> All right, but this is about

↓

as masculine as it gets.

masculine

↓

>> It's not, it's not, I mean...

↓

>> No, it isn't, no, it isn't.

↓

You had a butt-double.

butt double

↓

>> Oh, of course I had a butt-

butt course

↓

double.

double

↓

You think I'm gonna show my butt

butt

↓

on camera, Charlie?

camera charlie

↓

>> Oh, my God, I was

↓

uncomfortable filming the scene.

filming scene uncomfortable

↓

>> It's not up to the par of

↓

Murtaugh, okay?

murtaugh

↓

>> If you play the movie, you'll

movie

↓

see...

↓

>> It gets way straighter, I

↓

promise.

promise

↓

>> Push play, you're gonna love

love push

↓

this next part.

part

↓

>> We'll cut that stuff out.

stuff

↓

See, nobody wants that...

nobody nobody-wants wants

↓

>> I sure am glad we came to

glad

↓

this strip club, Riggs.

club riggs strip strip-club

↓

(chuckles) I do like looking at

chuckles looking

↓

beautiful naked women.

naked women

↓

>> That's because we're not gay.

↓

>> Right, right.

↓

>> Up next is Lady Starship.

lady

↓

She's gonna blow you away with

blow

↓

her celestial body.

body

↓

>> (chuckles): Lady Starship--

chuckles lady

↓

I like the sound of that.

sound

↓

*

↓

>> Man, what the hell!

↓

>> Oh, what the f...

↓

*

↓

>> (laughs): That's more

laughs

↓

like it.

↓

>> Yeah. You like that?

↓

>> I do, yeah.

↓

>> What are you looking at, man?

looking

↓

Shit.

↓

>> Frank, will you pay

frank

↓

attention, man?

attention

↓

I mean, come on, we've been all

↓

over town.

town

↓

We went to a hedge fund guy, a

fund

↓

dot-com girl, we went to banks.

banks girl

↓

No one's gonna fund this thing.

fund ones

↓

>> No, we need to finish the

finish

↓

movie, Frank.

frank movie

↓

>> All right, I'll give you the

↓

money.

money

↓

But we do the movie my way.

movie

↓

I want... what I want.

↓

And you know what I want.

↓

>> That's not cool, man.

cool

↓

>> We can make it work, we'll

↓

just have to add some

↓

exposition-- a whole scene

scene whole

↓

of it.

↓

>> What needs to be explained?

explained needs

↓

>> It's gonna be perfectly

perfectly

↓

clear!

clear

↓

It's gonna be way too clear

clear

↓

what's happening.

↓

Frank, it's gonna ruin the

frank ruin

↓

movie, Frank!

frank movie

↓

>> It's gonna be so confusing...

confusing

↓

>> It's not gonna be... it's not

↓

gonna be confusing.

confusing

↓

>> We got a deal or what?

deal

↓

(gunshots)

gunshots

↓

(grunts)

grunts

↓

>> Ah! Damn.

↓

>> Damn! They found us!

found

↓

(automatic gunfire)

automatic gunfire

↓

>> We got Lazarus trapped in his

lazarus trapped

↓

own umbrella factory.

factory umbrella

↓

Yeah. He gonna do a rain dance

dance rain

↓

and then make some money on some

money

↓

umbrellas, man.

↓

He a dirty bitch.

bitch dirty

↓

(gunfire continues)

continues gunfire gunfire-continues

↓

Come on, let's go get him.

↓

(grunting)

grunting

↓

>> I'm gonna jump over this!

jump

↓

(gunfire continues)

continues gunfire gunfire-continues

↓

>> Get over it!

↓

I got you, Riggs! Hurry up!

hurry riggs

↓

(automatic gunfire continues)

automatic continues gunfire gunfire-continues

↓

(grunting)

grunting

↓

(bullets ricocheting)

bullets

↓

Oh, I'm getting too old for

↓

this shit.

↓

>> Come on, man!

↓

(yells, groans)

groans yells

↓

We're pinned down, Rog.

pinned

↓

>> This could be it, good buddy.

buddy

↓

This could be the end.

↓

>> Okay, Rog, if this is the

↓

end, we should be the ones to

ones

↓

end it.

↓

>> You know what? I got this.

↓

(bullet ricochets)

bullet

↓

(grunts)

grunts

↓

(gunshots)

gunshots

↓

(automatic gunfire)

automatic gunfire

↓

(guns clicking)

clicking guns

↓

(gasping)

gasping

↓

(grunting)

grunting

↓

>> I got that weird Danish twin.

twin weird

↓

(cackling)

cackling

↓

>> Oh, shit!

↓

(bullets ricocheting)

bullets

↓

Aw, damn! He got away.

↓

Oh, hey, you know what?

↓

We got to also remember to get

remember

↓

that shaman priestess from the

shaman

↓

beginning.

beginning

↓

We don't want her bringing him

bringing

↓

back from the dead...

dead

↓

again.

↓

>> That's a good point.

point

↓

>> Where's Mac?

↓

>> He's in the bathroom.

bathroom

↓

>> Well, that's not gonna work.

↓

I mean, we can't...

↓

>> It's fine, just go, let's go.

↓

>> He's in the bathroom.

bathroom

↓

He's in the bathroom.

bathroom

↓

>> Charlie, it's not... we

charlie

↓

can't... I mean, it's...

↓

(gunshots)

gunshots

↓

(bullet ricochets)

bullet

↓

(gunshots continue)

continue gunshots

↓

>> (grunts): Oh, shit!

grunts

↓

Rog, I'm out of bullets!

bullets

↓

>> You are?

↓

Oh, I'm out of bullets, too,

bullets

↓

Riggs.

riggs

↓

Oh, no!

↓

>> Time to kiss L.A. good-bye,

kiss

↓

suckers!

suckers

↓

'Cause tonight the forecast

tonight

↓

calls for rain!

calls rain

↓

(guttural chanting)

chanting

↓

>> Riggs, there's a basketball

basketball riggs

↓

right there.

↓

>> You should use it.

↓

>> I know.

↓

Wha... Oh!

↓

>> Oh, shit, Rog.

↓

If you make this shot, you will

shot

↓

have redeemed yourself with the

redeemed

↓

item that you failed with in the

failed item

↓

beginning.

beginning

↓

>> That's right.

↓

I can do it, Riggs.

riggs

↓

(chuckles): Ho-ho-ho-ho.

chuckles

↓

In your face, sucker.

face sucker

↓

>> Yeah, buddy, you did it!

buddy

↓

You did exactly what you said

↓

you were gonna do, and now he's

↓

dead.

dead

↓

And now we have to kill that

kill

↓

shaman woman so that she doesn't

shaman woman

↓

come back and reanimate him

↓

again.

↓

>> Wait.

↓

I got a better idea first.

idea

↓

>> What is it?

↓

>> Let me just show you, man,

↓

will you?

↓

We don't have to say everything,

↓

man. Shit.

↓

*

↓

>> You know you always have my

↓

blessin', partner.

partner

↓

>> That's my partner right

partner

↓

there.

↓

>> Yeah.

↓

>> And that's a callback.

↓

From the beginning-- so it's

beginning

↓

come full circle.

circle full

↓

>> We know.

↓

>> And then we brought you back

brought

↓

from the dead.

dead

↓

Well, the shaman did it.

shaman

↓

And then we killed her.

killed

↓

Because we didn't want her to

↓

bring back Lazarus.

bring lazarus

↓

>> Okay. We get it.

↓

>> Go ahead.

ahead go-ahead

↓

Kiss her.

kiss

↓

>> Kiss her.

kiss

↓

>> Kiss her, man.

kiss

↓

Yeah.

↓

Come on, man.

↓

(loud explosion)

explosion loud

↓

*

↓

(gunshot)

gunshot

↓

*

↓

(cackling)

cackling

↓

(growls)

growls

↓

>> One last thing, in case

case

↓

I die.

↓

(rhythmic grunting, gasping)

gasping grunting rhythmic

↓

>> (over video): Oh, my God! Oh!

video

↓

(rhythmic grunting continues)

continues grunting rhythmic

↓

>> S-So again, this is what we

↓

were trying to avoid by coming

avoid coming

↓

to you in the first place.

place

↓

>> Yeah.

↓

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(trio chanting backwards)

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