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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 10, Episode 8 — The Gang Goes on Family Fight

TMDB episode metadata

Show: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Episode title: The Gang Goes on Family Fight

Air date: March 04, 2015

Director: Matt Shakman

Top billed cast: Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, Rob Mac, Kaitlin Olson, Danny DeVito

When the gang appears on a nationally broadcasted game show, Dennis does his best to keep the gang’s weirdness under wraps.

Source: TMDB

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Oh, man, this is so exciting.

exciting

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- Is this the green room? - Yeah.

green room

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A game show. Can you guys believe we're gonna be on a game show?

believe game

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- All right, all right, relax. - Awesome!

awesome relax

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Guys, the green room of Family Fight...

family family-fight fight green room

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- I've got goose bumps. - Yeah, all right, calm down.

bumps calm goose

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Don't start acting like an animal, here.

acting animal start start-acting

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All right, listen, this is Family Fight. This is a nationally televised program.

family family-fight fight program

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This is a very big deal for us, okay?

deal

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We're talking... What are you doing?

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- Are you stealing an ashtray right now? - Yeah.

stealing

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Why? We have ashtrays, and you don't even smoke.

smoke

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This is a perfect place for me to lay out my political agenda.

agenda perfect perfect-place place political

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No, no, no. No politics, man.

politics

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- What? - Because it's too polarizing, okay?

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And don't be misogynistic and please don't be gross, I mean...

gross

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Guys, let's, let's be smart about this. Let's be right down the middle.

middle smart

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Right down the middle sounds so boring.

boring middle sounds

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That's not what the audience wants to see.

audience wants

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Thinking I'm gonna do a Jenny McCarthy thing, where I'm, like,

jenny thinking

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super sexy, but I got a potty mouth.

mouth potty sexy super

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Uh-uh, no, no, Dee, you are never going to be sexy.

sexy

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And do not do a potty mouth thing, okay?

mouth potty

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We don't want to come across as low-brow animals.

animals brow

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Now, have some veggie platter and have some fruit, okay?

fruit platter veggie

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That is brain food.

brain food

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Mmm-mmm, no way, not me.

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Haven't eaten in three days. I don't want to be puffy.

days eaten puffy three three-days

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J-Mac's face, it's never puffy.

face macs puffy

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Yeah, because J-Mac's face is stapled to the back of her head.

face head macs

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Now, eat some food. You look emaciated and sick.

food sick

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What is that?

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Fart noise keychain.

fart noise

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Dennis, what is this enticing bowl of white?

bowl dennis white

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- This? - Yeah.

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Charlie, that... That's cottage cheese.

charlie cheese cottage

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Cottage cheese?

cheese cottage

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Like... Cheese from some cottage? Whose cottage?

cheese cottage

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Well, like, what is that, exactly?

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How do you not know what it is? Aren't you, like, a cheese guy?

cheese

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I'm not a cottage guy.

cottage

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You are gonna make us lose this game.

game lose

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Here comes the other family.

comes family

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Hello. You must be the Reynolds family.

family must reynolds reynolds-family

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I'm Janet, and we're the Barretts.

janet

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Oh.

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Okay...

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Hey, guys!

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I'm Lisa. I'm stage manager. Both teams ready?

lisa manager ready stage teams

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Let's play Family Fight!

family family-fight fight

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It's time to play Family Fight.

family family-fight fight

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Let's give it up for your host, Grant Anderson!

anderson grant host

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How you doing, man?

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Hey, oh! Hello!

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All right!

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Thank you for coming out, everybody, and welcome to Family Fight.

coming everybody family family-fight fight welcome

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I'm your host, Grant Anderson.

anderson grant host

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Today, we have the Barrett family...

barrett family today

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Oh, all right.

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...versus the Reynolds family!

family reynolds reynolds-family versus

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And they are here for a whole lot of cash, so let's get it on!

cash whole

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Give me Janet, give me Frank.

frank janet

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Oh... Whoa.

whoa

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Whoa, I didn't get a good look at you before backstage.

backstage whoa

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Sha-booyah roll call.

booyah roll

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Okay, all right,

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we got some-some sparks flying already here.

flying sparks

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Now, let's get up here and do this. Come on, Frank, you ready?

frank ready

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- I'm ready. - All right, man.

ready

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Top four answers on the board, here.

answers board four

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Name an animal that we eat but doesn't eat us.

animal name

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- Frank! - Pig!

frank

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Show me pig!

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All right, oh, Frank's doing a little dance there.

dance franks

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Now, Frank, you want to pass or play?

frank pass

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Pass or play?

pass

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- Oh, we... We'll play. - Play, play, play.

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All right, so, Frank, you want to tell me a little bit about the family?

family frank

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Yeah. Well, yeah, you know, uh, Grant?

grant

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- Yes, Grant. - I want to... I want to change my answer.

answer change grant

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- What? - Wh... What? Why?

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I have realized it's, it's not totally accurate,

accurate realized

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because I've seen a pig eat a man.

seen

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In fact, I've seen many pigs eat many men.

fact pigs seen

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It was a bloodbath.

bloodbath

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Well, okay, well, we can't do that.

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I'm gonna move on, though, 'cause you're losing me here.

losing

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Yeah?

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Oh, Grant... A lighthearted barb, if you will.

grant lighthearted

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So, uh, so...

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His talk of pigs and man flesh is confusing as it is frustrating.

confusing flesh frustrating pigs

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- Right. - Don't you just want to...

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I hear you, I hear you.

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You know, you have these people in your life and you just want to...

life

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Yeah. Now, Dennis, uh, why don't you tell me something?

dennis

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- What do you do? - Me? Oh, well,

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I am the proprietor of, uh, one of the most charming pubs

charming

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in all of South Philadelphia.

philadelphia south south-philadelphia

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- All right. - Paddy's Pub.

paddys

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- Paddy's Pub! - Paddy's Pub! Paddy's Pub.

paddys

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Yeah, but listen, I am so much more, Grant.

grant

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Um, I'm kind of a jack-of-all-trades, if you will.

jack

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- Okay. - So the question really isn't

question

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"What do I do?"

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- It's "What don't I do?" - Wow.

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Now, there's a lot of confidence right there.

confidence

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I like that. I like that, Dennis. All right.

dennis

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Hey, buddy, can you name an animal that we eat but doesn't eat us?

animal buddy name

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Oh, easy. A sea urchin.

easy urchin

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A sea... A what now?

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Sea urchin.

urchin

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Sea urchin.

urchin

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- Yeah. - Okay.

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Show me sea urchin!

urchin

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- Ooh, one strike. - Oh.

strike

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One strike for the Reynolds here.

reynolds strike

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Wow, that, uh, that buzzer sounds... It's awfully loud.

awfully buzzer buzzer-sounds loud sounds

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- It is loud. - Pierces you right down

loud

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to your soul, doesn't it? I don't like it.

soul

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- Okay. - I'll be fine, though.

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- It's cool. Okay. - All right, thank you.

cool

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- Who do we have here? - Hi.

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- Hello... Deandra Reynolds. - Yep.

deandra deandra-reynolds reynolds

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Deandra, help me out,

deandra

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name an animal that we eat but doesn't eat us.

animal name

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Well, Grant, I'll tell you what...

grant

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- Mmm-hmm? - ...I like to eat cock.

cock

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Whoa, no, no, no, no, no.

whoa

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No, we can't say... Lisa, are we gonna...

lisa

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See what I did there? It's a little bit of a double entendre type of thing.

double entendre type

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I was talking about chicken, but I said "cock."

chicken cock

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Yeah, don't say that word. Please, I'm, I'm...

word

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Just, it's a family show, so we're just gonna go with "chicken," okay?

chicken family

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Show me chicken!

chicken

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There you go.

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- Okay. Ronald Reynolds. - Yeah!

reynolds ronald

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- Hello, sir. - Hey!

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- How you doing today? - I'm great, Grant.

grant today

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I'm just really excited to be here with my new family.

excited family

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- Oh... Your new family? - Yeah.

family

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- Oh, a little bit of background. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

background

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Uh, actually, just for clarification.

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Um, he raised them, but he didn't sire them.

raised

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Now, he may have sired him, we're not exactly sure,

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but they do live together in squalor.

live squalor

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Yeah, yeah. I actually brought my blood bucket

blood brought bucket

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in case you guys want to run his blood

blood case

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and see if it all checks out. It'd be good to know.

checks

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Yeah, if we want to do, like, a quick DNA sequencing...

quick

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- Yeah. - ...at the commercial break,

break commercial

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that actually would clear things up for everybody.

clear everybody

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- If we could. - It would set the record straight.

record record-straight straight

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But either way, I was always the odd man out, you know?

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I mean, you know. And then Frank, here, adopted me

adopted frank

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and now I'm a part of the Reynolds family!

family part reynolds reynolds-family

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Okay, well...

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We don't...

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I'm... I'm just... I'm not even gonna try to figure that one out, so...

figure

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Okay, here, here's the deal, guys,

deal

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from now on, I'm not gonna ask you guys any more questions at all...

questions

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- Yes. - ...other than the ones that

ones

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keep the game moving.

game moving

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- Great! Yeah! - All right?

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Great!

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Show me cow!

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Nope, that's me. I say that word.

nope word

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I say the "show me" part. You just give me the answer.

answer part

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- Okay, Ronald? - Right, I'm sorry.

ronald

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- Show me c... - Don't say "show me."

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- He just said that. - Don't say it.

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- He just said that. - Just say the answer.

answer

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Show... Show me is the part I say?

part

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Here's the one thing... There's only one thing

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in the whole world at this moment you shouldn't say...

moment whole whole-world world

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- Mmm-hmm? - "Show me."

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So just give me the answer, and then I'll say sh...

answer

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You know what, go ahead and do it.

ahead go-ahead

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- Just go ahead and do it, then. - Do what?

ahead go-ahead

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Mother of... Show me cow!

mother

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Cow!

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Good answer!

answer

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So, sadly we got to stay here. Okay.

sadly

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- Charlie? - Yeah?

charlie

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Just need you to name an animal...

animal name

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- Yeah! - ...that we eat but doesn't eat us.

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Doesn't eat us, that's easy.

easy

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Dragon!

dragon

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Charlie, do you eat dragon?

charlie dragon

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No! I don't eat dragon 'cause, uh, it's, it's not a meal for peasants,

dragon meal

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it's a meal for kings, and I'm sort of a common man.

common kings meal

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But they don't eat us, they, uh, it's like a misconception.

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They actually eat gold and treasure.

gold treasure

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That's why they're always sitting on a big pile of it.

pile sitting

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- Bad answer. - Bad answer.

answer

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- Bad answer. - That's a bad answer.

answer

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Okay, show me dragon!

dragon

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I told you!

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Oh, my God!

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Well, astonishingly, uh, one person surveyed

person

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gave the answer dragon, so...

answer dragon

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What a world!

world

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All right, the Reynolds family has won round one!

family reynolds reynolds-family round

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There you go, all right.

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- Sha-booyah! Sha-booyah! - All right.

booyah

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But we got a lot more show to go!

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It could be anybody's game.

anybodys game

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We'll be right back after this with Family Fight!

family family-fight fight

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That's commercial, guys! Back in three.

commercial three

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Yeah! Yeah!

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Yeah, that was, uh, that was terrible.

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I mean, we're bombing out there.

bombing

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This... This is exactly what I was trying to avoid, guys.

avoid

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What are you talking about? We won that round.

round

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Yeah, but you were being lascivious and disgusting.

disgusting

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Dee was making sex jokes that were going over like a lead balloon.

balloon jokes lead

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Well, at least we got all of our answers right.

answers least

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Yeah, that... That's utterly ridiculous.

ridiculous utterly

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I mean, how is dragon an answer and sea urchin isn't?

answer dragon urchin

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- Everyone knows... - I don't know,

knows

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but there's always a weirdo or two in those panels

panels weirdo

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who's gonna give a stupid answer

answer stupid

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and Charlie's always gonna get those, right? So...

charlies

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- Yeah, I'll get the steal. - Yeah!

steal

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Plus, people don't even really eat sea urchin, Dennis.

dennis plus urchin

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- Most people don't eat dragons. - Well, dragonflies.

dragonflies dragons

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People don't eat dragonflies.

dragonflies

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Don't make that noise. I don't like it.

noise

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Just relax, would you, Dennis?

dennis relax

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Look, if we make asses out of ourselves, they just won't air the episode, okay?

asses episode

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Okay, first of all, you don't know that, and secondly, don't tell me to relax.

relax secondly

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All right, don't you start making that noise.

noise start

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It's not funny when they do it...

funny

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Oh, God damn it!

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And welcome back to Family Fight.

family family-fight fight welcome

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We got the Reynolds family over here with 100 points.

family points reynolds reynolds-family

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We got the Barretts over here with zero.

zero

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Give me Bobby, give me Dennis!

bobby dennis

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Here we go!

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Okay. Hey, Bobby, all right.

bobby

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All right, somebody got a little, a little lead in his shoes.

lead shoes somebody

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Uh, no.

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No. No, my shoes are fine. I assure you.

assure shoes

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They're made of the finest Italian leather. The fit is perfect.

finest italian leather perfect

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Therefore, there would be no room for lead.

lead room therefore

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All right.

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The top four answers are on the board.

answers board four

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We asked 100 people on the street,

asked street

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"Name something people groom themselves with."

groom name

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- Dennis! - Laser beams, Grant.

beams dennis grant laser laser-beams

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Laser beams?

beams laser laser-beams

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Yeah, laser beam. It's the only way

beam laser laser-beam

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to completely obliterate the follicle.

completely

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Show me laser beam!

beam laser laser-beam

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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That noise, it's too loud.

loud noise

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Can we, can we just turn it down a touch?

touch

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We cannot, we cannot.

cannot

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- Bobby, you got an answer? - I got an answer.

answer bobby

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- All right. - Hair brush!

brush hair hair-brush

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Show me hair brush!

brush hair hair-brush

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Hair brush, that's so obvious. God, that buzzer noise!

brush buzzer hair hair-brush noise obvious

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Isn't that just irritating as hell?

irritating

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- We got to think of a steal here, okay? - I got one!

steal

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What about, uh, uh, bleaching cream for your facial hair?

cream facial hair

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- What the hell? - No, no. I, I got it.

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- Drakkar Noir. - Mmm, too specific.

noir specific

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You know what it is? I think it's a bride. A bride could be a good answer.

answer bride

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What?

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You can't become a groom or get groomed without a bride.

become bride groom

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- Oh, no, no... - Right, right.

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That's not the kind of grooming they're talking about.

grooming

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I don't know. Charlie could be right.

charlie

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- Uh, yeah, I... I got dragon. - No, he's not, he's not right!

dragon

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Because nobody else is that stupid.

nobody stupid

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Show me pumice stone!

stone

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All right, here we go. Reynolds family for the steal!

family reynolds reynolds-family steal

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No, no, we're not gonna say that.

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The comb, a comb!

comb

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I'm gonna go with...

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Toe knife.

knife

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With what now?

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With a toe knife 'cause I, I use a, a sharp blade

blade knife sharp

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to dig the scum out of my toenails.

scum toenails

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Once in a while, I cut myself, but it pusses up

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and in three days, it's good as new.

days three three-days

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- Sure. - Toe knife!

knife

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Way more information than we needed, but, uh...

information needed

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Show me toe knife.

knife

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Okay, the Barretts win the board!

board

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There you go! All right!

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Okay, let's see... See what that last answer was.

answer

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Bride!

bride

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- Charlie was right. - I knew it.

charlie

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Do you, do you groom a bride, Lisa?

bride groom lisa

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All right, hey, let's get onto that last round now!

round

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I need some Dee, I need a little bit of Lester!

lester

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Come on down!

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Okay.

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Come on, Dee!

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All right.

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Okay, here we go, top six answers are on the board.

answers board

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Name something that people are afraid of.

afraid name

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Oh, oopsie-daisy!

daisy

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Looks like I, I broke it.

broke

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- You think? - Oops.

oops

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Can't believe that's... Ain't never see anything like that in my life.

aint believe life

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What do you got, hands made of anvils?

hands

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You want me to answer that or answer the, this one?

answer

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I don't want you to answer either of them, okay?

answer

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Yeah, sorry.

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Because I don't know who won because you broke the machine.

broke machine

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- That makes sense. - Right? Okay?

makes makes-sense sense

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- It makes sense, yeah. - Okay, everybody,

everybody makes makes-sense sense

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we're gonna take a couple seconds.

couple seconds

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- We'll be right back after this. - Okay.

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Ooh, ooh, ooh!

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Start thinking of a steal because if we get this one,

start start-thinking steal thinking

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- we win the game. - All right, all right.

game

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- What's the question? - Things people are afraid of.

afraid question

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- That's still the question? - What?

question

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Yeah... How do you not know how the game works by now?

game works

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Okay, I'm afraid of game show rules.

afraid game rules

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- You guys, I know what it is. - Yeah?

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- It's failure. - That's too pathetic.

failure pathetic

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Liberal yahoos taking my guns.

guns liberal

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That... That is a political firestorm, Frank. No!

frank political

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Oh, oh! The Nightman.

nightman

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All right, guys, these are terrible answers, all right?

answers

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Now, normally I would've said

normally wouldve

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the crust on a creme brulee burning the top of your mouth,

burning crust mouth

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but I'm thinking like a commoner now and I really do think that

thinking

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the right answer is probably... Clowns.

answer clowns

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- That's a good answer. - I know.

answer

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I feel like it could be Nightman.

nightman

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No, I feel like it isn't the Nightman...

nightman

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- He could be right, dude. - I've got a lot...

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Show me dogs!

dogs

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God !

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Okay, Reynolds, you get a chance to steal and win

chance reynolds steal

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the whole game right here.

game whole

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Name something that people are afraid of.

afraid name

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We're gonna go with...

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Wait, wait, Frank. You have to say it in the form of a question.

form frank question

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- What is... - No, you don't, you don't...

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You don't have to do that 'cause it's not Jeopardy!

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- Ah, it's not Jeopardy! - All right?

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Say "show me," Frank.

frank

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Don't say "show me," Frank. Just say the word.

frank word

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Just say the word.

word

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- Show me clowns! - All right.

clowns

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Show me clowns!

clowns

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Yeah! We did it! We did it!

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And the Reynolds win the game!

game reynolds

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The Reynolds win the game!

game reynolds

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Sha-booyah, sha-booyah, sha-booyah, you lose!

booyah lose

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Sha-booyah, sha-booyah, sha-booyah, you lose!

booyah lose

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All right, okay. So, anyway...

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...let's take a look at the last one, everybody.

everybody

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"Nightman."

nightman

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Don't know what that is. Just don't know what it is.

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- What is happening? - Pretty strange answers today!

answers strange today

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All right, man. Uh, we're gonna come right back

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and play some Fast Money. We'll see you right after these messages.

fast fast-money messages money

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How the hell was "Nightman" an answer?

answer nightman

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- Right. - Dude, I think I'm remembering

remembering

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what happened. I took this survey.

happened survey

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I got interviewed at a mall

mall

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and I thought it was, like, a government thing.

government

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- Oh... - Okay, all right.

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That makes more sense.

makes sense

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That's actually the only thing that makes sense.

makes makes-sense sense

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Right? Okay. So I should play Fast Money,

fast fast-money money

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because I'm gonna know all the answers.

answers

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No, no, no, you're only gonna know your answers.

answers

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And that's only gonna get us one point for every question.

point question

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We need to get all the top answers to win Fast Money.

answers fast fast-money money

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Right, totally, totally. And then we spin the wheel.

spin wheel

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You're definitely not playing, 'cause you can't understand a thing

playing

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- that's happening. - I'll play.

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No, you won't play, because you've been nothing

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but gross and foul and polarizing the entire time.

entire foul gross

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You're embarrassing me in front of the whole nation.

embarrassing front nation whole

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- Dee... - Mmm.

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- ...you and I are gonna play. - Yeah?

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- Mmm-hmm. - Can I do my fart keychain?

fart

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Absolutely goddamn not.

absolutely goddamn

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Okay, now go get something to eat, you look terrible.

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No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm very hungry, but I'm not gonna blow it now.

blow hungry

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- This is my close-up. - God, don't be a dumb,

close dumb

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- hungry bitch the entire time. - Guys, we're back.

bitch entire hungry

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Okay, all right, you're going first, Dee, you're going first.

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- Come on, Dee, go, Dee! - Here we go.

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All right, we are back with Fast Money, here with Dee Reynolds.

fast fast-money money reynolds

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But first, there's somebody who wants to say something to you.

somebody wants

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Hey, Reynolds family!

family reynolds reynolds-family

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Win $20,000 and bring home the money for Paddy's Pub!

bring bring-home home money paddys

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Yeah, all right.

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I'm done dancing like a monkey.

dancing monkey

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Give me my five bucks, Charlie.

bucks charlie five five-bucks

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Ha, ha, wow!

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That was a rough video, right there.

rough video

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- That dude is hard on the eyes. - Yeah.

eyes hard

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- He's all burned up. - We couldn't get anybody else?

anybody burned

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No.

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Okay, you ready, Dee?

ready

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Oh, you better believe it.

believe

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- But, uh... - Mmm-hmm?

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...first, hold on a... Hold on a second, there's, um...

second

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Yeah?

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- There's, uh... - You okay?

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- Ooh! Yeah. - You all right?

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Uh, yes... There's a...

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Just a quick bit I wanted to, uh...

quick wanted

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Oof.

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Oh, whoops-a-daisy.

daisy whoops

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That's about as low-brow as it gets.

brow

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Yeah, Dennis isn't gonna like that.

dennis

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It's pretty funny, though.

funny

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Okay, new plan.

plan

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All right.

↓

So we're back here with, uh, Fast Money here.

fast fast-money money

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Uh, now we got Frank doing it,

frank

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'cause people just be faintin' up in here, so, okay,

↓

give me 30 seconds on the clock.

clock seconds

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Name something you thought existed when you were a child.

child existed name

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Santa Claus.

claus santa santa-claus

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Name something you might find in a bathtub.

bathtub might name

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Soap!

soap

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Name something people add sugar to.

name sugar

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Coffee.

coffee

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A thing you associate with Charlie Chaplin.

associate charlie

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Little mustache.

mustache

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Name a foreign country whose films are popular in America.

america country films foreign name popular

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France.

france

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Damn!

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You did it, man!

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- That was great! - Yeah, man!

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Oh, oh, that was so good!

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That was so good, Frank!

frank

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Hey, you ready?

ready

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- Yeah, I'm ready. - Frank did great.

frank ready

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- Frank? - Yeah, uh, Dee passed out.

frank passed

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She... Of course she did. She's so embarrassing.

course embarrassing

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Right.

↓

All right, here we go, everybody. We're gonna bring Dennis out right now.

bring dennis everybody

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Here he is, Dennis Reynolds.

dennis dennis-reynolds reynolds

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Here we go.

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Yeah, Dennis.

dennis

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All right.

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Okay.

↓

Now, Dennis...

dennis

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Frank got the number one answer for every single question,

answer frank number question single

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so you only need five points

five points

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- to win the game. Okay? - Okay, I can do it.

game

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Now, Grant, listen, I know I gave some bad answers before...

answers grant

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- Yes. - ...but I understand the game

game

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perfectly now, and, uh, that does not represent me.

perfectly represent

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- Okay, I like that. - Okay? So I'm ready to give good answers.

answers ready

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- I like that. - That does represent me.

represent

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All right, that sounds good, that sounds good.

sounds

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If you repeat any of Frank's answers,

answers franks repeat

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you're gonna hear this sound...

sound

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- ...and then... - Thought we were done with the buzzer.

buzzer

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- Oh, only if you repeat an answer. - Even in this round?

answer repeat round

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- Yes, even in this round. Yep. - Mmm-hmm.

round

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If you don't know an answer, you can say "pass"

answer pass

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and we'll just move on to the next question.

question

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- Okay. Yes, yes. - All right, are you ready?

ready

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Thirty seconds on the clock.

clock seconds thirty

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Name something you thought existed when you were a child.

child existed name

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Santa Claus.

claus santa santa-claus

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Oh, God... Uh, pass.

pass

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Name something you might find in a bathtub.

bathtub might name

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Uh, soap.

soap

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Argh! God, I really hate that buzzer.

argh buzzer hate

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- Can we not do that? - Clock's ticking, clock's ticking.

clocks ticking

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Okay, uh, pass.

pass

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Name something people add sugar to.

name sugar

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God... Coffee.

coffee

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Oh, God...

↓

Nope, we gotta... We need an answer.

answer nope

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Yeah, no, no, okay, no, then pass, then pass, 'cause...

pass

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A thing you associate with Charlie Chaplin.

associate charlie

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Mmm... Pass.

pass

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Okay, name a foreign country whose films are popular in America.

america country films foreign name popular

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France.

france

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Oh, God, no, no!

↓

- Already said that. - Oh, God, France.

france

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France. France. France.

france

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That's still not the answer.

answer

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Little mustache. Soap, soap, France.

france mustache soap

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Say something else!

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It won't stop!

↓

He said that already. Don't say "France."

france

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Give up.

↓

All right, I have never seen a more embarrassing display

display embarrassing seen

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in my entire career.

career entire

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Oh, please don't air this.

↓

Okay? Please don't... Don't air this... You won't air this, right?

↓

Oh, no, no, we definitely air it. We always air it.

↓

No matter what, we air it. That's how we do it, my friend.

friend matter

↓

Good night, everybody!

everybody night

↓

Thanks for joining us here on Family Fight!

family family-fight fight joining thanks

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Take care.

care

↓

Why'd they have to air that part?

part whyd

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That was the end part.

part

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- The best part. - Yeah, they air the whole show.

best best-part part whole

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This doesn't represent me, though.

represent

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This doesn't represent me.

represent

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That's not who I am.

↓

So just don't air it.

↓

It's the buzzer that was... That just doesn't represent me.

buzzer represent

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So just don't air it!