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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 10, Episode 7 — Mac Kills His Dad

TMDB episode metadata
Show: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Episode title: Mac Kills His Dad
Air date: February 25, 2015
Director: Heath Cullens
Top billed cast: Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, Rob Mac, Kaitlin Olson, Danny DeVito
News surfaces about Mac's Dad, Luther, being a murder suspect. Mac goes into full "P.I." mode to clear his father of any wrong doing.
Source: TMDB
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A tragic ferry accident today.
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Apparently, a ferry rammed into the shoreline at full speed
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near a local power plant there.
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There are multiple fatalities and injuries reported at this hour.
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That's really depressing. How do you lose control of a ferry? They're slow as shit.
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- Guy must've been drunk. - Yeah.
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Hey-yo! Check out my new threads. Picked them up at the airport.
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- What were you doing at the airport? - I don't know, just farting around.
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I found this shop full of this stuff.
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- Look at that! I got some for everybody. - Ooh!
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"Life is happy"? What the hell is that?
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Well, it's clothing that supports a positive message.
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I mean, you wear it and you celebrate that life is happy, baby.
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In other news, a man is in custody for murder of a state witness
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who was brutally beheaded by an assailant wielding a stop sign.
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A man seeking justice is beheaded by a maniac with a stop sign.
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You're right, Frank, life is happy.
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The suspect in custody is a 59-year-old repeat felon
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by the name of Luther McDonald.
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Holy shit, that's my dad!
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If convicted, McDonald could face the death penalty.
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Can you believe what they're saying about my dad having killed that guy?
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- Mmm... - Yeah.
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- Yeah, why... Why wouldn't I believe that? - No way. This has got to be bullshit.
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He's innocent, and I'm not gonna let the State kill him.
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I'm gonna save my dad's life.
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- Thanks for coming with me, man. - Well, you're forcing me to.
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- Yeah, well... Yeah. - So I'm here.
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Of course, of course.
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We got to show support for my dad, right?
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We got to let him know that we know he didn't do it.
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- I know, but I believe that he did, so... - Well, are you gonna be cool?
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I'll be cool. As long as he doesn't ask us to shove heroin up our ass again,
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- I'll be cool. - He might, and I might do it.
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You would enjoy it more than I would.
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- Here he comes. - Oh, here he comes.
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Oh, Dad! He looks great, huh?
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Dad! Hey! How are you?
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It's been so long! Look! I brought a picture of Mom here
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just to make you feel more at home.
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She looks good, right?
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And, uh, me... What about me? How do I look? Do I look cool?
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- Give it a rest. - Do I look cool?
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What do you want?
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Uh, we... We just wanted to come by and tell you that we believe
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that there is no way that you did this.
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You didn't do it, right, Dad?
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No.
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Right. I knew it! Another innocent man being railroaded by the system!
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Besides, there's no way that you could've done this.
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You have a bad shoulder. That's why you'd never have a catch with me, remember?
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- Right. - Yeah.
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Yeah, well, Charlie and I just want to let you know
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that we will not rest until you are proven innocent.
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Look, I got a lawyer appointed to me. It'll be fine.
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No, uh, sorry, uh, Mr. Mac, uh, you really don't want
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to put your life in the hands of a public defender.
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I mean, those guys are absolute clowns.
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I tell you what, I'd be interested to take a look at your case,
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you know, if you want a little outside help.
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I specialize in bird law mostly, but I know my way...
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Stay out of this! Both of you!
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I do not want you stirring things up!
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You hear me?
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Yeah, I, I hear you, Dad.
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Um, one last thing, though. I love you, and I...
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Oh, I love you! I love you, Dad!
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I love you! He can't hear me 'cause of this...
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- He definitely heard you. - And the glass is too thick.
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I think there's something... something wrong with that.
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- Yeah, sure. - Uh, all right.
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We're now being told the ferry captain was intentionally
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trying to steer the ferry into the nearby power plant.
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The captain has tested negative for alcohol and drugs.
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The guy wasn't even drunk!
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This was a sober man purposely steering a ship into a power plant.
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Oh, God, the world is a depressing place.
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You guys are depressing.
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I'm trying to enjoy my cone over here.
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Turn that crap off!
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Yeah, baby!
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There they are! The usual suspects!
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Pondy! Just the man I want to see! Now, this man loves life!
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I'd love to get into some shots. Line them up, Frankie. Line them up!
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Now we got some positive vibes in here.
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You are his AA sponsor, right?
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Never change, Dee. I love it! Come on! Do a shot with me.
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- Come on. Shot, shot! - Shot!
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I gotta say I feel like a shot might make me feel better.
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I think I need to do a shot at this point.
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- All right, to the brim. - Let's go, Frank. All right.
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You're looking pretty dapper there. You hittin' it hard, or what?
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- I'm celebrating today, baby. - Oh, yeah?
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- What's the special occasion? - Yeah.
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I'm gonna kill myself.
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What?
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Yeah, no, no, I'm gonna drink myself to death.
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Yeah, I botched it. Life, you know?
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Old B.P. had a good run, though, you know?
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It's like there's this tiny little soul man in my body driving me around.
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That little soul man's ready to power old Bill down
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and move on to the next party monster.
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Aw, come on, you guys own a bar, right?
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You watch people slowly kill themselves every day, am I right?
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Keep it open.
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Charlie, this is a huge waste of time.
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No, no, no, this is standard procedure.
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They do this on every crime show.
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You know, the murder police come down to the scene of the crime
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and they find some blue-collar guy, and they talk to him while he's working.
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Let's just talk to this guy over here. He could know something, right?
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- Why would he know anything? - He's moving crates from one place to...
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Will you just listen to me? All right?
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- Excuse me, sir, do you work here? - Yeah.
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Please, don't stop your work. They never do on TV.
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Go ahead and place that bag down.
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Now, are you familiar with the beheading that took place here last week?
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- Are you a cop? - No,
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but I do work on the behalf of the accused.
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I'm taking care of his interests and whatnot.
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This is his son, uh, Ronald.
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You're Luther's kid?
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Yeah. That's right, bozo. And I'm willing to do whatever it takes
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to make sure he doesn't get the death penalty.
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- Is that a threat? - Why don't you tell us what you saw.
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- I didn't see either of those guys, okay? - There was more than one guy?
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I said too much. I don't want any trouble, okay?
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Then stop giving us trouble, and tell us if there was another guy.
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My lips are sealed, guys.
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Then unseal them, or I'll unseal them for you!
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Hey, hey! What the hell are you doing? You can't threaten this guy.
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Threaten? I wasn't threatening him.
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How do you not know what a threat sounds like?
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- Oh, you mean the "lips" thing? - Yes, the "lips" thing.
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He's got words in his lips. I needed to get them out.
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I know the words are in his lips, I saw them in there.
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Just let me... You know, let me coax them out.
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Otherwise, you're gonna freak the guy out.
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Just let me handle it, okay? Sir, your lips are fine. I... Great.
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- That happens to us way too much. - Yeah.
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I mean, I don't really care that much about Bill,
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I just don't want him dying in the bar. We've had too many deaths there already.
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We should probably try not to have another one.
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- Let's cut it off. - We gotta show Pondy life is worth living.
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Right. I'm not real excited about Maureen being a part of this, but we'll do it.
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Ah.
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- What... - Hello, Dennis.
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Oh, God. Maureen, what's going on with your face? What have you done?
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I've had a few surgical procedures to enhance my natural beauty.
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You look like a cat.
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Yes, exactly. Cats are beautiful.
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- Where are your breasts? - Oh, they're in my face.
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Great. I don't really have time for this shit,
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so have you gathered Bill's family for us?
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Me-yes.
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You kids remember Uncle Dennis.
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He came to talk to us about something important. Go ahead, baby.
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- Yeah. Uh... - Are you two getting back together?
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- Oh, no. - I think so.
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- Oh, no. Never. - Uh, okay.
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Um, listen, you guys, your dad,
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he needs your help right now. He's in a pretty tough spot.
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I don't call him "Dad."
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I call him Mr. Cock Sucker, 'cause he sucks so many cocks.
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Weird. Uh, I'm not going to call him that, okay?
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- I'll refer to him as "Bill," I guess... - Yeah.
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Okay, so, listen, here's the thing.
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He is at our bar right now drinking himself to death.
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Oh, that's fantastic.
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What? No, that's not fantastic. The man's trying to kill himself.
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If he dies, we get money.
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When I get my money, I want to buy a new cell phone.
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I'm gonna buy a gun, because I'm the man of the house.
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Oh, shit, no. This kid should not have a...
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No, no. Please.
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We're trying to show Bill that life is worth living.
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- Your dad loves you. - No, he doesn't.
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- Oh. - Yeah.
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- Has he not said it? I'm telling you... - He does.
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No. He told me. He said, "I do not love you. You're a punk."
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He called me too fat to be a slut,
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and tried to serve me an omelet with cocaine in it.
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Listen, guys, this is about forgiving Bill, your dad, okay?
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- It's not about blaming him. - No.
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Oh, I blame you, too. You and the other hookers he slept with.
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Hold on a second. I'm not a hooker. I never have been.
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- You're a hooker. - You're a fat slut!
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Oh, oh. Oh, okay. Hey, hey, hey.
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And you, you ruined his sister with the divorce, and look at her face.
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- She looks like a cat. - Cats are magical.
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I kind of like... I mean, maybe you could get some fur.
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- Oh, I like that idea. - What are you talking... No!
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Do you think you could do a tail?
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- I don't see why I couldn't do a tail. - Don't, don't... No.
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You could go full cat and start wearing humans on your sweatshirt.
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No one is turning themselves into a goddamn cat with my money!
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Can we focus here?
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Let's get back to showing Bill that life is happy.
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Bill's a lying, cheating, drug-addict piece of garbage, and we all hope he dies.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Dad. Hey, um, so, I... I know you told us to stay out of it.
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But we found out that there was another guy.
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Also, we got a stop sign and recreated the murder,
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and there's no way that you could've swung that.
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Actually, I kind of jacked my shoulder up a bit, too.
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Do you realize what you've done?
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No. Yeah. I told him, Mr. Mac. I said, "Stealing a stop sign, that's a felony,"
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and as your counsel, I did advise against it.
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I'm talking about you going to the crime scene.
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Word's out my son is intimidating witnesses.
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Now, that makes me look like I'm guilty.
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- Oh. - Oh, yeah.
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- Your dad would be a good lawyer. - His idea.
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But, look, the point is, we found out that this other guy exists.
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All we need to do is get his name, and then I can rat on him.
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Do not be a rat!
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Stop trying to handle it,
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or I am going to have to handle you.
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Okay?
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Okay, Daddy.
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Oh.
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- I love you, Dad. - Oh, let it go. Let it go.
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- It's just I thought maybe... - Yeah.
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- It's not broken. - No. Yeah, it's working fine, isn't it?
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No, it works. He seemed a little upset.
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All right, plan B here.
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I got an idea. Why don't we check the guest record?
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Right? Because maybe that guy came to visit my dad.
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- Oh, the other guy signed in? - Yes.
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And, uh, that's a good point.
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Luther McDonald visited by Bonnie Kelly?
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- Holy shit! - Well, that's the same name as my mom.
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It is your mom.
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Nah. I'm sure there's plenty of Bonnie Kelly's.
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They probably all sign their name with those weird, squiggly lines...
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Cursive? Are you talking about cursive, dude?
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Uh... Cursing?
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Cursive. Everybody can under... Okay, look, doesn't matter.
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We have to figure out why she came to visit my dad.
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And why is she signing my mom's name?
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God damn it. God damn it.
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- Hey! - Bill, we want to talk to you.
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Hey, you guys see this?
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There was another ferry that ran into the power plant.
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Copycat crime.
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- Hilarious, right? - No!
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No. There are black and white areas in life, Bill, and that's a black area.
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Look, turn it off.
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We want to focus on the positive in life now, Pondy.
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Yeah, yeah, which is why we're all wearing
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- these ill-fitting T-shirts. - Yeah. Right.
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Okay, we want to show you some reasons why life is worth living.
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- Yeah. - And, Dennis, you're up.
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Okay, so I like a good mani-pedi.
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- Ah. - Yeah, I like a good, healthy nail.
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I love one. You know, you get your nail beds clean,
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- you get your cuticles pushed back, right? - Oh, yeah.
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- You get your hangnails all trimmed up... - That's great.
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...by one of those nice ladies over there.
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You know, a lot of those are sex workers.
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- Uh... - Yeah, the gals at the nail salon there,
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yeah, they're prostitutes.
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They're trafficked in, usually in shipping containers.
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I mean, they're, like, crammed in there, you know,
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like sardines, shipped with sardines sometimes.
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- Oh. - It's ugly, but the point is,
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those ladies doing your nails probably tugged a guy off right before you.
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- They ship 'em in in shipping containers? - Yeah.
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That's depressing as hell. Goddamn!
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- All right, Dee? You, you're up, yeah. - Me?
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Yeah. Hey, Bill, you know, for me, uh, really, it's just the simple things
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that I like in my life like a moonlight walk or a cozy, warm nap.
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Or a delicious, ripe piece of fruit,
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- you know? - Oh, there you go.
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- Oh. - Mmm.
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Sex workers use fruit during the act.
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- What? - Yeah. Yeah, well, the citrus
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masks the taste of a dirty penis.
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In fact, 95% of fruit has usually been in someone's orifice
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before it even reaches the market.
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Okay. Okay, I'm done.
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- He's ruined fruit for me, so I'm done. - You've made fruit depressing.
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All right, well, I got this.
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Okay, all right, what makes me happy... It's like, you know, at night,
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a ride around town in a limousine, partying, having a good time.
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When I'm on my way home, I'll pass a bum.
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I take a balloon with some champagne in it,
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lob it out and bean him.
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He only gets a bit in his mouth. He doesn't get the whole thing.
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- Right. - Not even a full sip of it.
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And you say, "Hey, how do you like a taste of the good life, you sack of shit?"
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- Hey, that's... - God, that is awful!
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That is a horrible thing to do to another human being!
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God damn you! Hey, get over here, Frank. Get over here.
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Okay, that's it. I'm done.
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All right? This is depressing as shit. I'm not doing this anymore.
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In fact, I'm starting to think that his family was right.
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You guys, what if we took out a life insurance policy on the guy?
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If he's gonna do it anyway, we might as well make money off of it.
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- That's dark. - Yeah, I know.
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But can you take a life insurance policy out on anybody? Does it work that way?
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Mm, it's a gray area, but I think I got a guy,
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I could twist his arm, we can get one.
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Okay, I say we embrace the gray area of life, okay?
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Because what we're doing is not working.
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What, the State can murder somebody without them even wanting to die,
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but a grown man can't kill himself if he wants to?
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- A man should be able to end his life... - He's a grown American man.
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- We're American. - To hell with him. We tried. I give up.
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- Great. Glad you're on our side. - Mm.
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- You're a terrible sponsor, by the way. - Yeah.
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Okay, so why were you visiting Luther, Mom?
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- I went to go... - She don't know nothin' about nothin'.
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All right, look, we know there was another guy in on this, all right?
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So, come on, anything you can give us.
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He was staying here for a few months.
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He was here for a few months? Mom, why wouldn't you tell me that?
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Okay, well, was he here on the night of the murder?
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Uh, no.
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- Mom, don't lie, okay? - Okay, yes.
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- Quiet, Bonnie. - No, no.
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Mom, if you know something, you got to tell me.
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I can't lie to my Charlie.
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- Good! Tell me everything. - Okay. They were both here.
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They were both inside me.
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Eduardo was in my mouth, and Luther was in my butt.
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Oh, my God, no, don't tell me everything. What? No! What?
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Damn it, Bonnie.
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- Eduardo who? - Sanchez.
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Holy shit! Tell us more.
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Then Luther went in Eduardo's butt for a while.
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Tell us less. Tell us less.
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Then they both "completed" on each other. I... I was left out of the finale.
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And then Eduardo went out and then he killed somebody,
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and then... Well, that's all I know.
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Jesus goddamn Christ, Mom. If you know that, just say that.
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Don't tell me the whole thing about banging every guy that comes in the house.
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If you know the part about the murder, just say the murder part!
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- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God, this is crazy.
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You guys know what this means?
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That my father was trying to establish dominance, and that's the only reason
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- he was in his butt or... - Why are you focused on that?
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- Well, it's about power. - We have our guy now.
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I feel like we should make that known,
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- that it's about power, okay? - Let's not make any of it known.
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- We got to go to the police. - Don't be a rat.
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All right, look, Mrs. Mac, we're not gonna rat, all right?
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We're gonna figure something else out. Good?
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Okay, you're off words again.
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Great. And, Mom, don't bang every guy that comes into the house.
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- How about that? - Okay, I won't, sweetie.
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Okay.
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It is my gift to you.
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This is great. Thank you.
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Guys, guys, guys, we've had a major break in my dad's case.
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What's Ponderosa doing here?
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Oh, he's gonna drink himself to death,
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so we took out a life insurance policy on him.
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Oh, cool, yeah. Pretty dark, though, right?
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- We've been over this. We justified this. - Don't worry about it. We're okay with it.
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Fair enough. Turns out that Mac's dad didn't kill the guy.
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No, there was another man in on this.
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Yeah, it's gonna look really bad if I rat on this man, Eduardo Sanchez,
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- so I can't say his name. - Uh...
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- You just did. You just ratted him out. - You said his name.
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By the way, another guy being there doesn't mean that your dad didn't do it.
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He might've done it with the other guy.
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Oh, no, my dad established dominance over this man.
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- All right, let's not... - Oh, what does that mean?
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- What's this? - There's some weird prison sex going on.
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He may or may not have been a power bottom.
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Bottom line is he talked his lover into doing the murder for him.
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Not his lover, his prison bitch.
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- Hey, what if I confess? Hmm? - What?
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Yeah, I could take my own life while saving your dad's. Everybody wins.
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Well, yeah, except everyone would think that you decapitated
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a man with a stop sign.
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Ooh, even better! Oh, that'll really embarrass the wife.
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Okay, I like where this is going, but I got to bring something up here.
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If you were to do that,
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- and I don't want to be crass or... - Oh.
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- But how would that affect the... - Yeah.
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- Oh, we still get the money. - Yeah?
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- I bought the most expensive policy. - Great.
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- Let's go confess, baby! - Yeah.
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I can't... I'm sorry. I just... I don't get how it's dominant
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if they finished on each other.
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- Yeah. - How is that dominant?
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It's dominant because he finished first.
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Then he allowed Eduardo to finish. That's why he's dominant.
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No, you're making that up. You don't know that.
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Oh, there's Bill. Here we go.
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Oh, hey.
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Well, I did it. I confessed.
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Why aren't you in handcuffs then?
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Weirdest thing, I'm sitting in the interrogation room,
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you know, sobering up a little bit, looking at myself
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in the two-way mirror and I kept reading this shirt.
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Yeah. Yeah, I started thinking, "You know what, life is happy."
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I want to live!
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Well, then what did you confess about?
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Eduardo Sanchez. That guy you were talking about?
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Turns out he's some big gang member that they've been after for years.
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Yeah, your dad's innocent.
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Holy shit, my dad's gonna get off.
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That means I'm a hero! I did it!
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Dad, Dad, we did it.
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- We did it. - Yeah, we did it!
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They're gonna nail this Eduardo Sanchez guy and you're gonna walk free.
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I saved you.
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- Saved me? - Yeah.
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You buried me.
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Now everyone in here thinks I'm a rat.
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They're gonna kill me in here. Because of you.
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I'm... I'm sorry. I still love you.
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I don't.
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He definitely heard you. You know, he can hear you.
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Yeah, he can. He didn't mean that, though. He's just upset.
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