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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 10, Episode 6 — The Gang Misses the Boat

TMDB episode metadata

Show: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Episode title: The Gang Misses the Boat

Air date: February 18, 2015

Director: Richie Keen

Top billed cast: Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, Rob Mac, Kaitlin Olson, Danny DeVito

The group separates from one another to find out who they are as individuals after another failed endeavor.

Source: TMDB

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Turn this up. This is my jam right here.

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Yeah. Shit! Did I just miss the turn?

miss

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Oh, yeah, dude. I think it was back there.

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What? Come on man, you better hurry up.

hurry

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- We're gonna miss that boat! - Well, don't blame me.

blame boat miss

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It took Dee a goddamn hour to get dressed like a man.

dressed goddamn hour

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Nah. Captain Barnacle.

captain

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It's a great new character I'm working on. Argh!

argh character working

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Give me another worm, Charlie.

another charlie worm

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All right, coming up. You want rum or julep?

coming

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- That's a rum one... - I'll take the rum one.

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You guys brought worms in here?

brought worms

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Well, we kind of soaked them in alcohol and you suck the alcohol off of them.

alcohol soaked suck

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- Ah! - I ate mine.

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You're gonna ruin this!

ruin

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How often do boat parties come around and with hot, mainline women?

boat mainline often parties women

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This is a classy event.

classy event

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It took me hours to get us invited to this.

hours invited

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Oh, oh! There's the boat.

boat

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God damn it! We missed it. Aw! This is great!

missed

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This is exactly what I was worried about! Great, guys. Way to go.

worried

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You know what? Screw it. I'm going in.

screw

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- What? - What, what are you talking talking about?

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- We're going in. - Not in the water?

water

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Yes, we're going in the wa...

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Look, guys, this car was built for this, okay?

built

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It's got air intake valves.

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This is precision British land-to-sea craftsmanship at work.

british land

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We're going in.

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We're not missing that boat.

boat missing

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What have we become?

become

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I mean, we have literally and figuratively missed the boat.

boat missed

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I, I used to be a cool guy, right?

cool used

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With a cool car hanging out all the time.

cool hanging

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And now I'm a... What am I?

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I'm a chauffeur to a bunch of worm-sucking idiots!

bunch idiots sucking worm

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You? What about me?

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I used to be a party boy who banged chicks all the time.

banged chicks party used

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You guys remember?

remember

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But no one was ever good enough for you, dude.

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So I got self-conscious and I stopped because of you,

conscious self self-conscious stopped

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I changed who I am at my core!

changed core

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Mac, Mac, that is not what happened, okay? You are completely delusional.

completely delusional happened

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I mean... And by the way, all of us have become so goddamn weird.

become goddamn weird

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I think we're just hitting our stride.

hitting stride

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Oh, you think we're "hitting our stride," Frank, really?

frank hitting stride

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Yeah!

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'Cause Dee's in a goddamn costume every other day.

costume dees goddamn

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As a matter of fact, we all are.

fact matter

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I think we have more costumes in the bar than we do kegs.

costumes kegs

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I mean, what... What if I said

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I wanted to become a man-cheetah right now,

become cheetah wanted

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- what would you do? - I'd go get the spots.

spots

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He's got spots!

spots

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Why do you have spots? You shouldn't have spots.

spots

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That's absurd, man.

absurd

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That's absurd. You know what? I actually, I blame you for most of this.

absurd blame

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- Me? - Yeah, because you came in here

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with your endless goddamn supply of money and financed all this bizarre behavior!

behavior bizarre endless goddamn money supply

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You were plenty weird before me.

plenty weird

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What about the underage drinking scheme?

drinking scheme underage

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I wasn't even here for that.

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But that made sense, Frank. It worked.

frank sense worked

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You know what? I got to get away from you people.

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That's what it is.

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I fly off the handle every five seconds now.

five five-seconds handle seconds

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You know what?

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I got to get away from you people, you're all insane.

insane

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- I'm storming out! - What? Don't copy me!

copy storming

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I'm the one who's angry. God damn it!

angry

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You don't storm out on me. I storm out on you.

storm

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I'm the one who storms out! I'm the one who... Oh, oh, oh!

storms

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Yeah, no, no. Okay. You know what?

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Yeah. That's fine. Storm out. Get angry.

angry storm

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You guys be that guy 'cause I'm not gonna be that guy anymore.

anymore

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I'm not gonna get angry and shit. I'm gonna cool off.

angry cool

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I'm gonna go back to being what I was before.

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A cool guy who just hangs out and has a cool car.

cool hangs

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So I'm not gonna storm out, but I am gonna leave.

storm

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I'm gonna... leave casually.

casually

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You want to get lunch?

lunch

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- Sure. - Yeah?

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When was the last time, like, just you and me went out to eat?

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- It's been a while, right? - By ourselves?

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- Yeah. - I don't even know.

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It's nice to go to a diner, too, you know?

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- Like, I like diners. - Yes.

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- I appreciate a menu with pictures. - It makes it easier.

appreciate easier makes menu pictures

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It's like sometimes those guys make me do things

sometimes

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- that aren't really me, you know? - Yeah.

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Like, okay, like, I kind of feel compelled to call you a bird right now,

bird compelled

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and throw my glass of water in your face.

face glass throw water

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- Right. - But, uh, you know,

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I'm realizing that I only do that stuff

realizing stuff

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'cause I don't want the guys to do it to me first,

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- you know what I mean? - Of course I do.

course

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You know what I was about to do?

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Pretend that I had to go to the bathroom and then I was gonna sneak out the window

bathroom pretend sneak window

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and just get out of here 'cause I was afraid

afraid

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you were gonna do that to me first.

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- Oh, right, right, right. - Isn't that weird?

weird

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- I was, though. - Oh.

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Yeah, yeah. But again, I think it was...

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'Cause, like, that's what the guys would've done and...

wouldve

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It's the peer pressure thing from those guys.

peer pressure

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Right. Okay. Well, forget the guys today, right?

forget today

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- They're not here. So, um... - Yeah.

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- Like, what do you want to do? - Uh, let's see.

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I'd like to order my food in a German accent.

accent food german order

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- Right, right. Okay, cool. - Yeah, yeah, yeah!

cool

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- Why? - I guess that's just...

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I put all these expectations on myself to be funny all the time.

expectations funny

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You know? Because that's what people have come to expect from me.

expect

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But that's not fair. It's too much pressure for me.

fair pressure

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Yeah, right. No, I don't think anyone expects that at all.

expects

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Wait, what about you? What do you want to do?

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Okay, uh, well, I would like to get a chicken sandwich,

chicken sandwich

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but, uh... But I think I want to get the beak on the side?

beak side

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- Mmm. - Frank's always making me eat it first

franks

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and frankly I'd rather eat it last if I'm gonna have to eat it at all...

frankly

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Oh, I can help you here.

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Instead of eating it last,

eating

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- you don't have to eat beak at all. - Oh!

beak

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- Ready to order? - Ooh!

order ready

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- Yeah. - Ja, vell,

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uh, I vould like ze...

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I'm sorry. I would like a chicken sandwich, please.

chicken sandwich

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Okay. And you?

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- Beak! - No!

beak

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- No! - No.

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Regular chicken sandwich.

chicken regular sandwich

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- That's it? - That's it for him.

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Okay.

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You did it! You did it.

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God, I really wanted to say it!

wanted

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- I saw that you wanted to say it badly. - Yeah, yeah.

badly wanted

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All right, well, this is good.

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This is great. This...

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- I'm very proud of you. - This is very good. All right.

proud

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Look at us! Cheers!

cheers

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Yeah. No beak.

beak

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Bob, I want to thank you for answering my ad so quickly.

answering quickly

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Well, I really needed a car and I always wanted a Range Rover.

needed range range-rover rover wanted

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- Yeah, well... - Yeah.

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Hey, I got to tell you, though. This is not just a car.

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This is a lifestyle. This is an Eddie Bauer edition.

bauer eddie lifestyle

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Tortoise-shell interior, super-charged twin cam,

charged interior shell super tortoise twin

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European luxury sports utility vehicle, my friend.

european friend luxury sports vehicle

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- Wow! - Yeah! It's a classic, okay?

classic

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The only reason I'm giving her up is 'cause I'm ready to turn a page.

giving page ready reason

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- Yeah. - I'm thinking about getting an Alfa Romeo,

romeo thinking

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what do you think? Two seats, me and a babe.

babe seats

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- You like babes, Bob? - Oh, yeah, sure!

babes

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Yeah! Who doesn't like babes?

babes

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Yeah, yeah. It's a wonderful machine.

machine

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I used it to traverse the plains of the Serengeti of my life.

life used

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Now I want that for you, Bob.

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There she is.

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I'm sorry. Are you talking about the car in the river?

river

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Yeah. Well, it's an amphibious exploring vehicle, so...

vehicle

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You, you think you can pull it out of the river?

pull river

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No, no! What fun would that be, right?

fun

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That's not my job. That's your job.

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I don't want to take that from you. You're gonna love it.

love

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Yeah, right, but I just...

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I didn't bring a change of clothes or anything.

bring change clothes

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That's not really my fault, is it?

fault

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Yeah, I got to say, uh, your line of questioning's starting to...

line starting

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It's starting to annoy me.

annoy starting

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Oh, no, I'm sorry. I just, you know, I thought I was gonna see a car on land.

land

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- You being cute right now? - No.

cute

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- Is that what's happening? - I'm not being cute.

cute

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And no sale! How about that?

sale

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'Cause you don't deserve the car.

deserve

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The car has spoken, I have spoken.

spoken

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You obviously don't get what's happening here.

obviously

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So, be gone with you!

gone

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All right.

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There's that anger coming up again.

anger coming

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I'm getting weird and arch.

arch weird

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But that's the gang's fault. That, that's not me.

fault gangs

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I'm fine, see? I'm...

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I'm calm, man. I'm cool as a cucumber.

calm cool cucumber

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It's all good. It's all good.

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Talking to myself, but that's just 'cause I, you know,

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I've got shit to say, you know?

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♪ Uh-huh, this my shit

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♪ All the girls stomp your feet like this... ♪

feet girls stomp

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Oh, hey! Hey, I'm Mac, former party boy.

former party

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Looking to get back into the party-boy scene.

looking party scene

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You want me to milk your adrenal gland? You'll go berserk.

berserk milk

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Heh? No?

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That's all right. Ugly anyway.

ugly

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You're gonna find that ass to crush.

crush

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♪ Oh, Mac.

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♪ I still got the moves... ♪

moves

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Forget it, Frank. You're acting like it's 2006.

acting forget frank

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Hey, listen, the hell with Dennis.

dennis

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Don't let him screw up a good thing that we got.

screw

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Come on, we'll start our own crew.

crew start

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Beat it, jabroni.

beat jabroni

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- Hey, look at that. - Mmm?

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What? Oh, that?

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Is that what you want? I can get you all that if you want.

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Maybe I've been thinking about this all wrong.

thinking

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You know, man?

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Maybe I've been lying to myself all these years.

lying years

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Maybe that's what I need.

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Well, we've always known that.

known

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Party boy coming your way.

coming party

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- Guys, we did it. - We did it.

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Opened a bar.

opened

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Hey, gang.

gang

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Frank.

frank

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Oh, hello.

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I just parted ways with my old crew, and I'm looking for a new one.

crew looking ways

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I'm a financier of fun things like schemes and pranks and such.

financier fun pranks schemes

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You got anything? You interested?

interested

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- What? - Uh, what are you celebrating?

celebrating

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Uh, we, we just bought a bar together.

bought

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You just bought a bar?

bought

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That is fantastic!

fantastic

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That's perfect. Next round's on me.

perfect rounds

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- Uh, thank you. - Awesome.

awesome

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Cheers!

cheers

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You know, Mac and Dennis aren't here, they're not gonna ridicule us,

dennis

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we get to just pick whatever we want to do.

pick

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Well, you know, I like making music.

music

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Yeah, and I like listening to it,

listening

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but it hasn't really ever gotten us anywhere in the past,

gotten past

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so, well, what about poetry?

poetry

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I like poetry, but only if it's def.

poetry

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- Def poetry. - Yeah, like, def poetry slams.

poetry slams

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- Those are awesome. - Yeah.

awesome

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- I love that. What happened to that? - I don't know.

happened love

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Did people just stop thinking they were cool?

cool thinking

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That's crazy. Black people don't do stuff

black crazy stuff

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- that's not cool. - Yeah, so...

cool

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He doesn't deserve the car, and that's the plain and simple of it.

deserve plain simple

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- Are you crying? - No, I wasn't...

crying

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It's humid outside, all right? That, that's why they're moist...

moist

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I don't have to explain myself to a worm-sucking idiot!

explain idiot sucking worm

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Dee, where's the computer?

computer

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I thought you were gonna try and control your rage.

control rage

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This is irritation, okay? There's a difference.

difference

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And why are you irritated?

irritated

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I'm irritated because I'm having trouble

having having-trouble irritated trouble

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finding a proper buyer for the Range Rover.

buyer finding proper range range-rover rover

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I need to create a new ad to attract an appropriate buyer, all right?

appropriate attract buyer create

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Not some asshole who's got a problem with the car being in a river.

asshole problem river

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It's awesome that the car is in a river.

awesome river

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I need someone who can see that.

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Arrogance, vanity, all over.

arrogance vanity

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He's underwater, like a Range Rover.

range range-rover rover underwater

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I'm sorry, what is this? What are you doing?

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Def poetry.

poetry

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Don't do that.

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Makeup, smearin'. No power steerin'.

makeup power

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He be talkin', but we don't be hearin'.

hearin talkin

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I command you to stop.

command

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- Speaks like Zeus. - Smells like poops.

poops smells speaks zeus

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Rage all over from his head down to his shoes.

head rage shoes

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Zeus, poops and shoes?

poops shoes zeus

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Guys, you suck at def poetry. You know what?

poetry suck

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Announcement! I have an announcement to make, all right?

announcement

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Thank you for gathering for me.

gathering

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I'm wearing a mesh shirt, and it's totally sweet.

mesh shirt sweet wearing

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You guys probably want me to burn it, but I won't, all right?

burn

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Now, I like this choice.

choice

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I like the choices I've made. I like who I am, all right?

choices

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But I realize I've been lying to myself over the past few years.

lying past realize years

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And I'm done lying, okay?

lying

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And I found someone who's gonna allow me to be me.

allow found

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- Oh, good, all right, yeah. - Great. Finally. Yes.

finally

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That all makes sense. Let's get this over with.

makes makes-sense sense

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- We're ready. - Let's talk about this.

ready

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- Yeah. - Yes!

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Guys, I'd like you to meet the love of my life, Dusty.

dusty life love meet

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Come on in, Dusty.

dusty

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Why did I have to wait in the hall?

hall

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Oh, I was doing a thing for my friends.

friends

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No, no, no. Dusty's a man. Where is Dusty?

dusty

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No, Dusty is a woman. Why would you think...

dusty woman

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Oh, because of the name.

name

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No, no, she's called Dusty because she's really into angel dust.

angel angel-dust called dust dusty

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I am super into angel dust.

angel angel-dust dust super

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- Does she have a dick? - Why would you think she has a dick?

dick

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Come on, what... What was that whole speech about, then?

speech whole

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Oh, well, the last few years, I've been settling for fives,

fives settling years

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you know, and I've been giving you the tens, okay?

giving tens

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But then I realized, you know what? I can be a ten guy, too.

realized

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I saw a ten, I went after a ten and I got a ten.

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Let's go, Dusty. We don't need these turkeys.

dusty turkeys

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I'm gonna go slam ass.

slam

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I'm gonna go bang this chick.

bang chick

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What the hell is this?

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Anger bubbling like a pot.

anger bubbling

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- Gettin' hot. - Gonna explode like a bomb in a toad.

bomb explode gettin toad

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You mark my words.

mark words

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If you decide to get into def poetry, you are going to fail and bomb

bomb decide fail poetry

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and gag and fail and bomb.

bomb fail

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It's... That's just... You know, but I don't care, man. That's cool.

care cool

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Do whatever you want, man. I'm a cool guy now, so,

cool

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I'm gonna grab this laptop,

grab laptop

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I'm gonna go make a new ad for my awesome Range Rover,

awesome range range-rover rover

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which I'm gonna sell,

sell

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and then I'm gonna get myself an Alfa Romeo.

romeo

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You know? Just me and a babe.

babe

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Just me and a babe. So, you guys do whatever you want.

babe

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Do you like it?

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- Why would you say that? - I'm just kidding.

kidding

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Guys, guys, guys! I got news.

news

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I got terrible news.

news

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Wait, dude, do I... Oh, oh, yeah.

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Hey, you're the... You're that guy from the other night.

night

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I didn't... I didn't recognize you without the hairpiece.

recognize

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This is awful.

awful

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There's a Jew trying to buy us out of everything.

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You want to get him back?

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What are you... What are you talking about?

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I don't know. Well, I'm not usually the idea man,

idea usually

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I'm the money man.

money

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Okay, don't worry about it. What we'll do is we'll have a beer,

beer worry

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and then we'll come up with something.

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Okay. You know, we really appreciated the drinks the other night,

appreciated drinks night

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but we, we've got to get to work.

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You got to get a ferret down in the basement,

basement

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because Charlie says ferrets scare the shit out of rats.

charlie rats scare

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What are you talking about?

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What is... What is... Who... Who is Charlie?

charlie

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You're Charlie. No, you're too tall.

charlie tall

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By any chance, do you have homosexual tendencies?

chance homosexual tendencies

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Then you... You could be Dee, but you're smaller.

smaller

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You got a better body, I think.

body

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You, I don't know... I don't know who the hell you are,

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'cause we didn't have a black.

black

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- Sir, you got to get out of here. - Yeah.

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Oh. Oh, I get it. I get it. I got to prove myself, right?

prove

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Okay, I get it.

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I'm gonna get to work, and I'll make it really happen.

happen

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And this is so exciting.

exciting

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You guys, this is gonna be great!

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Our thinking, clear. Our rhymes, no fear.

clear fear rhymes thinking

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Our words, our passion that flows like beer.

beer flows passion words

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- Misery! - Chains.

chains misery

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- Thunder. - Rain.

rain thunder

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We're chasing the dragon.

chasing dragon

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We're chasing our pain.

chasing pain

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Now, stop, breathe.

breathe

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Unbroken.

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You're free.

free

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Shit, that's def. That's super def...

super

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- Oh, shit, that was the deffest. - ...right there.

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- Hey, here's a crazy idea. - Hmm?

crazy crazy-idea idea

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Why don't we run out,

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go to an open-mic night, like, right now?

night open

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- Right now? - Yeah, Dee.

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I'm scared.

scared

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No, I know, but look, without Mac and Dennis,

dennis

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like, constantly coming down on us, you're not gonna bomb.

bomb coming constantly

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You're gonna do great.

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You know, I just feel like I'm feeling something.

feeling

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I'm totally feeling it.

feeling

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- Something, like, crazy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

crazy

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I guess we make a really good,

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- make a really good team. - We do make a really good team.

team

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- You're calming me down. - Yeah.

calming

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- And we're good at this together. - Cool.

cool

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- Cool, all right. - Yeah, yeah.

cool

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- Let's do it. That's great. - Let's go to it.

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- Oh, shit. - Whoops!

whoops

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- Just kidding. - Oh, yeah.

kidding

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Great crowd, huh?

crowd

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Yeah, big night!

night

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Hey-o! Beer me.

beer

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What a crowd, huh?

crowd

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Oh. Hi. Uh, yeah.

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It's good. It's busy.

busy

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You're welcome.

welcome

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Wait, you brought all these people here?

brought

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I bought them all fake ID's.

bought fake

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- Huh? - Yeah.

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These are all underage kids, tweens and such.

kids underage

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I never got to do that scheme.

scheme

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Why? Why, why would you do this?

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I don't know why they did it.

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They must've had a good reason.

mustve reason

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Oh, also, I let a ferret loose in here and called the health inspector.

called health health-inspector inspector loose

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- What? Why? - What?

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So you could do the thing, you know, snap to.

snap

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You better do it quick, too.

quick

↓

That kid looks sick as hell.

sick

↓

Excuse me.

excuse

↓

Hi.

↓

You the guy selling the car?

selling

↓

Uh, yeah.

↓

Yes. (CLEARS THROAT) Hi.

clears clears-throat throat

↓

Hi. Yeah, I, uh, might like to buy it. What do you want for it?

might

↓

Well, I was thinking somewhere in the ballpark

thinking

↓

of the original price, but, uh... ...considering the circumstances,

circumstances considering original price

↓

I'm open to a reasonable discussion.

discussion open reasonable

↓

All right. I mean, it is an amphibious exploring vehicle,

vehicle

↓

- so it should be fine, right? - Yes.

↓

Yes, absolutely.

absolutely

↓

It's nice to talk to a reasonable man.

reasonable

↓

Now, are you a sportsman? Because you look very fit.

↓

Oh, I ski.

↓

- You ski? Oh, excellent. - Yeah.

excellent

↓

Love skiing.

love skiing

↓

Yeah. Do you travel a lot?

travel

↓

For work, yeah.

↓

Europe? Eastern Europe?

eastern europe

↓

Ah, all over, really.

↓

And I assume you'll be taking the car with you on these trips?

assume trips

↓

Me? Oh, no. No, no, no.

↓

I'm, I'm looking for something for my daughter.

daughter looking

↓

Your daughter?

daughter

↓

Yeah. You know, safe, slow vehicle.

safe slow vehicle

↓

Good starter car.

starter

↓

- Starter car. - That's right.

starter

↓

Mmm.

↓

I have contained my rage for as long as possible,

possible rage

↓

but I shall unleash my fury upon you

fury unleash

↓

like the crossing of a thousand waves!

crossing thousand waves

↓

Begone, vile man! Begone from me!

vile

↓

A starter car! This car is a finisher car!

starter

↓

A transporter of gods!

gods

↓

The golden god!

golden

↓

I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!

bounds knows rage

↓

- I know. - We're gonna, we're gonna...

↓

Hey! What's up, bitches?

bitches

↓

I'm a man-cheetah.

cheetah

↓

You want to do something with this?

↓

We lost it.

lost

↓

- We lost our bar. - Huh?

lost

↓

Yeah. The health inspector called the police, man.

called health health-inspector inspector police

↓

The control board pulled our liquor license.

board control license liquor pulled

↓

And we got a $75,000 fine for serving minors.

serving

↓

Well, uh, the other crew always had something up their sleeve.

crew sleeve

↓

I got an idea.

idea

↓

We don't want to hear your ideas.

ideas

↓

This is all your fault.

fault

↓

No, wait, Kelly.

kelly

↓

Maybe he can help us.

↓

It sounds like he's used to this kind of thing.

sounds used

↓

- Really? - Yeah, that's true.

↓

He got us into this mess. Maybe he can get us out of it.

mess

↓

Okay, old man.

↓

What's your plan?

plan

↓

What?

↓

- Can I, um... - What?

↓

No.

↓

- There's a beer I want to... - Oh.

beer

↓

- So, you know, just... - Yeah...

↓

- All right? - Sorry.

↓

- Okay. Do you want one, or... - No, I...

↓

- All right. - I don't.

↓

- Good. - Yeah.

↓

Is it cold in here?

cold

↓

- I'm not a thermostat, so... - Okay. I'm sorry.

thermostat

↓

Hey. Okay, all right, listen,

↓

I want things to go back to normal, okay? I don't like the way things have become,

become normal

↓

and I want them to go back to the way they were.

↓

Listen up. I want things to go back to normal.

normal

↓

I don't like the way things are going.

↓

I want 'em to go back to normal.

normal

↓

What the hell are you doing, man?

↓

- I'm storming in. - I was storming in...

storming

↓

- What, are you a man-cheetah? - Yeah.

cheetah

↓

- Cool. - You like it?

cool

↓

- Yes. - All right. Good.

↓

- All right, come on, let's... - I can't do this anymore.

anymore

↓

That last crew sucked on ice.

crew sucked

↓

Okay, look, I like the man-cheetah thing.

cheetah

↓

I want to go back to doing shit like this.

↓

Are you guys on board?

board

↓

I want to go back to the way things were.

↓

- Oh, yeah. We definitely... - Definitely want things

↓

to be normal again.

normal

↓

- We should go back in time. - Like, way back in time?

↓

Can we go back a lot?

↓

Okay, did you bomb and fail and bomb, just like knew you would?

bomb fail

↓

- He did. He did. - Oh, yes, yeah, that's all that happened,

happened

↓

and nothing else happened other than that.

happened

↓

There was a poetry thing. It was bad.

poetry

↓

It was really bad poetry, and... Shut up, bird!

bird poetry

↓

You shut up! You can't read!

read

↓

Okay, this is good, all right. Yeah, yeah.

↓

Okay, this is good, this is good.

↓

So we're all in agreement? Frank, pay to get my car...

agreement frank

↓

- ...out of the river. - Yes. Done.

river

↓

All right.

↓

Aah, shit, that's starting again.

starting

↓

Right, yeah, you know what?

↓

Mac's not gonna want to go back to normal.

macs normal

↓

He's been banging that hot chick in the back office all day.

banging chick office

↓

No, I don't like this, okay?

↓

It's unnatural, and I won't have it.

unnatural

↓

- I'm putting an end to this right now. - Let's go.

putting

↓

We're going back to normal, yeah?

normal

↓

- Yeah? - Yeah, you like it?

↓

What the hell's going on in here?

hells

↓

What is this?

↓

Oh, we totally just banged or whatever.

banged

↓

You're fully clothed, Mac.

fully

↓

Have you been pretending to bang this chick the entire time?

bang chick entire pretending

↓

No.

↓

He can't even get it up with me.

↓

Well, that's because she's not even that hot.

↓

- Like... - She's very hot.

↓

- What? - Huh? She's beautiful.

↓

I don't know. I'm, like, not even feeling that, you know?

feeling

↓

Can I get my angel dust now?

angel angel-dust dust

↓

Oh.

↓

- Hmm. - Yeah.

↓

Oh.

↓

Okay.

↓

Jesus Christ, dude.

christ jesus jesus-christ

↓

Come on, buddy. You don't have to...

buddy

↓

- No. - Wow. All right, you know, what, guys?

↓

Listen, it's fine, it's all good, Mac, okay?

↓

Look. Do you want to go back to the way things were?

↓

Where we don't ask questions, you just go about your business?

business questions

↓

- Yeah. - Done.

↓

- Ah. - Ah!

↓

- Yeah - I was hoping this day would come.

hoping

↓

I saved a special surprise for us.

saved special surprise

↓

- Oh. Is he a man-cheetah? - Yeah.

cheetah

↓

Awesome. It's really cool.

awesome cool

↓

Who wants rum ham?

wants

↓

Ohhh!

ohhh

↓

Rum ham! Rum ham!

↓

♪ A few times I've been around that track

times track

↓

♪ So it's not just gonna happen like that

happen

↓

♪ 'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl

aint girl

↓

♪ I ain't no hollaback girl

aint girl

↓

♪ A few times I've been around that track

times track

↓

♪ So it's not just gonna happen like that

happen

↓

♪ 'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl

aint girl

↓

♪ I ain't no hollaback girl

aint girl

↓

♪ Ooh, ooh

↓

♪ This my shit, this my shit

↓

♪ Ooh, ooh

↓

♪ This my shit, this my shit

↓

♪ Ooh, ooh

↓

♪ This my shit, this my shit

↓

♪ Ooh, ooh

↓

♪ This my shit, this my shit ♪