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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 10, Episode 6 — The Gang Misses the Boat

Turn this up. This is my jam right here.

#1

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Yeah. Shit! Did I just miss the turn?

#2

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Oh, yeah, dude. I think it was back there.

#3

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What? Come on man, you better hurry up.

#4

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- We're gonna miss that boat! - Well, don't blame me.

#5

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It took Dee a goddamn hour to get dressed like a man.

#6

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Nah. Captain Barnacle.

#7

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It's a great new character I'm working on. Argh!

#8

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Give me another worm, Charlie.

#9

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All right, coming up. You want rum or julep?

#10

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- That's a rum one... - I'll take the rum one.

#11

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You guys brought worms in here?

#12

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Well, we kind of soaked them in alcohol and you suck the alcohol off of them.

#13

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- Ah! - I ate mine.

#14

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You're gonna ruin this!

#15

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How often do boat parties come around and with hot, mainline women?

#16

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This is a classy event.

#17

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It took me hours to get us invited to this.

#18

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Oh, oh! There's the boat.

#19

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God damn it! We missed it. Aw! This is great!

#20

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This is exactly what I was worried about! Great, guys. Way to go.

#21

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You know what? Screw it. I'm going in.

#22

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- What? - What, what are you talking talking about?

#23

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- We're going in. - Not in the water?

#24

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Yes, we're going in the wa...

#25

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Look, guys, this car was built for this, okay?

#26

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It's got air intake valves.

#27

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This is precision British land-to-sea craftsmanship at work.

#28

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We're going in.

#29

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We're not missing that boat.

#30

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What have we become?

#31

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I mean, we have literally and figuratively missed the boat.

#32

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I, I used to be a cool guy, right?

#33

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With a cool car hanging out all the time.

#34

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And now I'm a... What am I?

#35

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I'm a chauffeur to a bunch of worm-sucking idiots!

#36

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You? What about me?

#37

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I used to be a party boy who banged chicks all the time.

#38

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You guys remember?

#39

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But no one was ever good enough for you, dude.

#40

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So I got self-conscious and I stopped because of you,

#41

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I changed who I am at my core!

#42

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Mac, Mac, that is not what happened, okay? You are completely delusional.

#43

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I mean... And by the way, all of us have become so goddamn weird.

#44

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I think we're just hitting our stride.

#45

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Oh, you think we're "hitting our stride," Frank, really?

#46

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Yeah!

#47

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'Cause Dee's in a goddamn costume every other day.

#48

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As a matter of fact, we all are.

#49

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I think we have more costumes in the bar than we do kegs.

#50

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I mean, what... What if I said

#51

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I wanted to become a man-cheetah right now,

#52

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- what would you do? - I'd go get the spots.

#53

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He's got spots!

#54

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Why do you have spots? You shouldn't have spots.

#55

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That's absurd, man.

#56

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That's absurd. You know what? I actually, I blame you for most of this.

#57

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- Me? - Yeah, because you came in here

#58

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with your endless goddamn supply of money and financed all this bizarre behavior!

#59

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You were plenty weird before me.

#60

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What about the underage drinking scheme?

#61

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I wasn't even here for that.

#62

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But that made sense, Frank. It worked.

#63

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You know what? I got to get away from you people.

#64

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That's what it is.

#65

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I fly off the handle every five seconds now.

#66

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You know what?

#67

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I got to get away from you people, you're all insane.

#68

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- I'm storming out! - What? Don't copy me!

#69

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I'm the one who's angry. God damn it!

#70

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You don't storm out on me. I storm out on you.

#71

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I'm the one who storms out! I'm the one who... Oh, oh, oh!

#72

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Yeah, no, no. Okay. You know what?

#73

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Yeah. That's fine. Storm out. Get angry.

#74

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You guys be that guy 'cause I'm not gonna be that guy anymore.

#75

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I'm not gonna get angry and shit. I'm gonna cool off.

#76

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I'm gonna go back to being what I was before.

#77

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A cool guy who just hangs out and has a cool car.

#78

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So I'm not gonna storm out, but I am gonna leave.

#79

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I'm gonna... leave casually.

#80

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You want to get lunch?

#81

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- Sure. - Yeah?

#82

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When was the last time, like, just you and me went out to eat?

#83

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- It's been a while, right? - By ourselves?

#84

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- Yeah. - I don't even know.

#85

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It's nice to go to a diner, too, you know?

#86

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- Like, I like diners. - Yes.

#87

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- I appreciate a menu with pictures. - It makes it easier.

#88

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It's like sometimes those guys make me do things

#89

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- that aren't really me, you know? - Yeah.

#90

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Like, okay, like, I kind of feel compelled to call you a bird right now,

#91

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and throw my glass of water in your face.

#92

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- Right. - But, uh, you know,

#93

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I'm realizing that I only do that stuff

#94

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'cause I don't want the guys to do it to me first,

#95

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- you know what I mean? - Of course I do.

#96

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You know what I was about to do?

#97

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Pretend that I had to go to the bathroom and then I was gonna sneak out the window

#98

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and just get out of here 'cause I was afraid

#99

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you were gonna do that to me first.

#100

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- Oh, right, right, right. - Isn't that weird?

#101

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- I was, though. - Oh.

#102

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Yeah, yeah. But again, I think it was...

#103

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'Cause, like, that's what the guys would've done and...

#104

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It's the peer pressure thing from those guys.

#105

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Right. Okay. Well, forget the guys today, right?

#106

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- They're not here. So, um... - Yeah.

#107

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- Like, what do you want to do? - Uh, let's see.

#108

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I'd like to order my food in a German accent.

#109

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- Right, right. Okay, cool. - Yeah, yeah, yeah!

#110

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- Why? - I guess that's just...

#111

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I put all these expectations on myself to be funny all the time.

#112

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You know? Because that's what people have come to expect from me.

#113

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But that's not fair. It's too much pressure for me.

#114

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Yeah, right. No, I don't think anyone expects that at all.

#115

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Wait, what about you? What do you want to do?

#116

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Okay, uh, well, I would like to get a chicken sandwich,

#117

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but, uh... But I think I want to get the beak on the side?

#118

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- Mmm. - Frank's always making me eat it first

#119

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and frankly I'd rather eat it last if I'm gonna have to eat it at all...

#120

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Oh, I can help you here.

#121

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Instead of eating it last,

#122

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- you don't have to eat beak at all. - Oh!

#123

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- Ready to order? - Ooh!

#124

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- Yeah. - Ja, vell,

#125

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uh, I vould like ze...

#126

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I'm sorry. I would like a chicken sandwich, please.

#127

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Okay. And you?

#128

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- Beak! - No!

#129

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- No! - No.

#130

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Regular chicken sandwich.

#131

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- That's it? - That's it for him.

#132

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Okay.

#133

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You did it! You did it.

#134

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God, I really wanted to say it!

#135

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- I saw that you wanted to say it badly. - Yeah, yeah.

#136

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All right, well, this is good.

#137

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This is great. This...

#138

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- I'm very proud of you. - This is very good. All right.

#139

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Look at us! Cheers!

#140

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Yeah. No beak.

#141

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Bob, I want to thank you for answering my ad so quickly.

#142

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Well, I really needed a car and I always wanted a Range Rover.

#143

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- Yeah, well... - Yeah.

#144

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Hey, I got to tell you, though. This is not just a car.

#145

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This is a lifestyle. This is an Eddie Bauer edition.

#146

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Tortoise-shell interior, super-charged twin cam,

#147

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European luxury sports utility vehicle, my friend.

#148

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- Wow! - Yeah! It's a classic, okay?

#149

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The only reason I'm giving her up is 'cause I'm ready to turn a page.

#150

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- Yeah. - I'm thinking about getting an Alfa Romeo,

#151

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what do you think? Two seats, me and a babe.

#152

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- You like babes, Bob? - Oh, yeah, sure!

#153

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Yeah! Who doesn't like babes?

#154

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Yeah, yeah. It's a wonderful machine.

#155

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I used it to traverse the plains of the Serengeti of my life.

#156

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Now I want that for you, Bob.

#157

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There she is.

#158

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I'm sorry. Are you talking about the car in the river?

#159

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Yeah. Well, it's an amphibious exploring vehicle, so...

#160

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You, you think you can pull it out of the river?

#161

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No, no! What fun would that be, right?

#162

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That's not my job. That's your job.

#163

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I don't want to take that from you. You're gonna love it.

#164

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Yeah, right, but I just...

#165

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I didn't bring a change of clothes or anything.

#166

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That's not really my fault, is it?

#167

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Yeah, I got to say, uh, your line of questioning's starting to...

#168

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It's starting to annoy me.

#169

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Oh, no, I'm sorry. I just, you know, I thought I was gonna see a car on land.

#170

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- You being cute right now? - No.

#171

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- Is that what's happening? - I'm not being cute.

#172

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And no sale! How about that?

#173

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'Cause you don't deserve the car.

#174

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The car has spoken, I have spoken.

#175

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You obviously don't get what's happening here.

#176

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So, be gone with you!

#177

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All right.

#178

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There's that anger coming up again.

#179

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I'm getting weird and arch.

#180

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But that's the gang's fault. That, that's not me.

#181

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I'm fine, see? I'm...

#182

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I'm calm, man. I'm cool as a cucumber.

#183

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It's all good. It's all good.

#184

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Talking to myself, but that's just 'cause I, you know,

#185

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I've got shit to say, you know?

#186

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♪ Uh-huh, this my shit

#187

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♪ All the girls stomp your feet like this... ♪

#188

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Oh, hey! Hey, I'm Mac, former party boy.

#189

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Looking to get back into the party-boy scene.

#190

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You want me to milk your adrenal gland? You'll go berserk.

#191

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Heh? No?

#192

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That's all right. Ugly anyway.

#193

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You're gonna find that ass to crush.

#194

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♪ Oh, Mac.

#195

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♪ I still got the moves... ♪

#196

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Forget it, Frank. You're acting like it's 2006.

#197

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Hey, listen, the hell with Dennis.

#198

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Don't let him screw up a good thing that we got.

#199

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Come on, we'll start our own crew.

#200

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Beat it, jabroni.

#201

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- Hey, look at that. - Mmm?

#202

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What? Oh, that?

#203

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Is that what you want? I can get you all that if you want.

#204

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Maybe I've been thinking about this all wrong.

#205

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You know, man?

#206

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Maybe I've been lying to myself all these years.

#207

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Maybe that's what I need.

#208

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Well, we've always known that.

#209

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Party boy coming your way.

#210

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- Guys, we did it. - We did it.

#211

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Opened a bar.

#212

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Hey, gang.

#213

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Frank.

#214

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Oh, hello.

#215

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I just parted ways with my old crew, and I'm looking for a new one.

#216

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I'm a financier of fun things like schemes and pranks and such.

#217

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You got anything? You interested?

#218

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- What? - Uh, what are you celebrating?

#219

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Uh, we, we just bought a bar together.

#220

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You just bought a bar?

#221

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That is fantastic!

#222

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That's perfect. Next round's on me.

#223

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- Uh, thank you. - Awesome.

#224

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Cheers!

#225

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You know, Mac and Dennis aren't here, they're not gonna ridicule us,

#226

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we get to just pick whatever we want to do.

#227

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Well, you know, I like making music.

#228

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Yeah, and I like listening to it,

#229

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but it hasn't really ever gotten us anywhere in the past,

#230

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so, well, what about poetry?

#231

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I like poetry, but only if it's def.

#232

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- Def poetry. - Yeah, like, def poetry slams.

#233

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- Those are awesome. - Yeah.

#234

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- I love that. What happened to that? - I don't know.

#235

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Did people just stop thinking they were cool?

#236

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That's crazy. Black people don't do stuff

#237

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- that's not cool. - Yeah, so...

#238

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He doesn't deserve the car, and that's the plain and simple of it.

#239

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- Are you crying? - No, I wasn't...

#240

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It's humid outside, all right? That, that's why they're moist...

#241

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I don't have to explain myself to a worm-sucking idiot!

#242

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Dee, where's the computer?

#243

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I thought you were gonna try and control your rage.

#244

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This is irritation, okay? There's a difference.

#245

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And why are you irritated?

#246

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I'm irritated because I'm having trouble

#247

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finding a proper buyer for the Range Rover.

#248

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I need to create a new ad to attract an appropriate buyer, all right?

#249

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Not some asshole who's got a problem with the car being in a river.

#250

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It's awesome that the car is in a river.

#251

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I need someone who can see that.

#252

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Arrogance, vanity, all over.

#253

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He's underwater, like a Range Rover.

#254

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I'm sorry, what is this? What are you doing?

#255

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Def poetry.

#256

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Don't do that.

#257

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Makeup, smearin'. No power steerin'.

#258

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He be talkin', but we don't be hearin'.

#259

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I command you to stop.

#260

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- Speaks like Zeus. - Smells like poops.

#261

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Rage all over from his head down to his shoes.

#262

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Zeus, poops and shoes?

#263

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Guys, you suck at def poetry. You know what?

#264

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Announcement! I have an announcement to make, all right?

#265

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Thank you for gathering for me.

#266

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I'm wearing a mesh shirt, and it's totally sweet.

#267

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You guys probably want me to burn it, but I won't, all right?

#268

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Now, I like this choice.

#269

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I like the choices I've made. I like who I am, all right?

#270

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But I realize I've been lying to myself over the past few years.

#271

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And I'm done lying, okay?

#272

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And I found someone who's gonna allow me to be me.

#273

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- Oh, good, all right, yeah. - Great. Finally. Yes.

#274

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That all makes sense. Let's get this over with.

#275

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- We're ready. - Let's talk about this.

#276

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- Yeah. - Yes!

#277

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Guys, I'd like you to meet the love of my life, Dusty.

#278

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Come on in, Dusty.

#279

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Why did I have to wait in the hall?

#280

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Oh, I was doing a thing for my friends.

#281

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No, no, no. Dusty's a man. Where is Dusty?

#282

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No, Dusty is a woman. Why would you think...

#283

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Oh, because of the name.

#284

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No, no, she's called Dusty because she's really into angel dust.

#285

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I am super into angel dust.

#286

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- Does she have a dick? - Why would you think she has a dick?

#287

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Come on, what... What was that whole speech about, then?

#288

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Oh, well, the last few years, I've been settling for fives,

#289

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you know, and I've been giving you the tens, okay?

#290

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But then I realized, you know what? I can be a ten guy, too.

#291

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I saw a ten, I went after a ten and I got a ten.

#292

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Let's go, Dusty. We don't need these turkeys.

#293

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I'm gonna go slam ass.

#294

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I'm gonna go bang this chick.

#295

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What the hell is this?

#296

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Anger bubbling like a pot.

#297

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- Gettin' hot. - Gonna explode like a bomb in a toad.

#298

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You mark my words.

#299

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If you decide to get into def poetry, you are going to fail and bomb

#300

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and gag and fail and bomb.

#301

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It's... That's just... You know, but I don't care, man. That's cool.

#302

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Do whatever you want, man. I'm a cool guy now, so,

#303

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I'm gonna grab this laptop,

#304

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I'm gonna go make a new ad for my awesome Range Rover,

#305

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which I'm gonna sell,

#306

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and then I'm gonna get myself an Alfa Romeo.

#307

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You know? Just me and a babe.

#308

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Just me and a babe. So, you guys do whatever you want.

#309

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Do you like it?

#310

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- Why would you say that? - I'm just kidding.

#311

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Guys, guys, guys! I got news.

#312

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I got terrible news.

#313

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Wait, dude, do I... Oh, oh, yeah.

#314

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Hey, you're the... You're that guy from the other night.

#315

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I didn't... I didn't recognize you without the hairpiece.

#316

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This is awful.

#317

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There's a Jew trying to buy us out of everything.

#318

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You want to get him back?

#319

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What are you... What are you talking about?

#320

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I don't know. Well, I'm not usually the idea man,

#321

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I'm the money man.

#322

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Okay, don't worry about it. What we'll do is we'll have a beer,

#323

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and then we'll come up with something.

#324

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Okay. You know, we really appreciated the drinks the other night,

#325

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but we, we've got to get to work.

#326

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You got to get a ferret down in the basement,

#327

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because Charlie says ferrets scare the shit out of rats.

#328

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What are you talking about?

#329

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What is... What is... Who... Who is Charlie?

#330

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You're Charlie. No, you're too tall.

#331

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By any chance, do you have homosexual tendencies?

#332

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Then you... You could be Dee, but you're smaller.

#333

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You got a better body, I think.

#334

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You, I don't know... I don't know who the hell you are,

#335

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'cause we didn't have a black.

#336

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- Sir, you got to get out of here. - Yeah.

#337

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Oh. Oh, I get it. I get it. I got to prove myself, right?

#338

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Okay, I get it.

#339

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I'm gonna get to work, and I'll make it really happen.

#340

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And this is so exciting.

#341

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You guys, this is gonna be great!

#342

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Our thinking, clear. Our rhymes, no fear.

#343

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Our words, our passion that flows like beer.

#344

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- Misery! - Chains.

#345

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- Thunder. - Rain.

#346

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We're chasing the dragon.

#347

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We're chasing our pain.

#348

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Now, stop, breathe.

#349

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Unbroken.

#350

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You're free.

#351

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Shit, that's def. That's super def...

#352

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- Oh, shit, that was the deffest. - ...right there.

#353

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- Hey, here's a crazy idea. - Hmm?

#354

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Why don't we run out,

#355

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go to an open-mic night, like, right now?

#356

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- Right now? - Yeah, Dee.

#357

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I'm scared.

#358

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No, I know, but look, without Mac and Dennis,

#359

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like, constantly coming down on us, you're not gonna bomb.

#360

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You're gonna do great.

#361

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You know, I just feel like I'm feeling something.

#362

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I'm totally feeling it.

#363

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- Something, like, crazy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

#364

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I guess we make a really good,

#365

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- make a really good team. - We do make a really good team.

#366

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- You're calming me down. - Yeah.

#367

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- And we're good at this together. - Cool.

#368

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- Cool, all right. - Yeah, yeah.

#369

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- Let's do it. That's great. - Let's go to it.

#370

⇓

- Oh, shit. - Whoops!

#371

⇓

- Just kidding. - Oh, yeah.

#372

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Great crowd, huh?

#373

⇓

Yeah, big night!

#374

⇓

Hey-o! Beer me.

#375

⇓

What a crowd, huh?

#376

⇓

Oh. Hi. Uh, yeah.

#377

⇓

It's good. It's busy.

#378

⇓

You're welcome.

#379

⇓

Wait, you brought all these people here?

#380

⇓

I bought them all fake ID's.

#381

⇓

- Huh? - Yeah.

#382

⇓

These are all underage kids, tweens and such.

#383

⇓

I never got to do that scheme.

#384

⇓

Why? Why, why would you do this?

#385

⇓

I don't know why they did it.

#386

⇓

They must've had a good reason.

#387

⇓

Oh, also, I let a ferret loose in here and called the health inspector.

#388

⇓

- What? Why? - What?

#389

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So you could do the thing, you know, snap to.

#390

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You better do it quick, too.

#391

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That kid looks sick as hell.

#392

⇓

Excuse me.

#393

⇓

Hi.

#394

⇓

You the guy selling the car?

#395

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Uh, yeah.

#396

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Yes. (CLEARS THROAT) Hi.

#397

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Hi. Yeah, I, uh, might like to buy it. What do you want for it?

#398

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Well, I was thinking somewhere in the ballpark

#399

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of the original price, but, uh... ...considering the circumstances,

#400

⇓

I'm open to a reasonable discussion.

#401

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All right. I mean, it is an amphibious exploring vehicle,

#402

⇓

- so it should be fine, right? - Yes.

#403

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Yes, absolutely.

#404

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It's nice to talk to a reasonable man.

#405

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Now, are you a sportsman? Because you look very fit.

#406

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Oh, I ski.

#407

⇓

- You ski? Oh, excellent. - Yeah.

#408

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Love skiing.

#409

⇓

Yeah. Do you travel a lot?

#410

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For work, yeah.

#411

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Europe? Eastern Europe?

#412

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Ah, all over, really.

#413

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And I assume you'll be taking the car with you on these trips?

#414

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Me? Oh, no. No, no, no.

#415

⇓

I'm, I'm looking for something for my daughter.

#416

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Your daughter?

#417

⇓

Yeah. You know, safe, slow vehicle.

#418

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Good starter car.

#419

⇓

- Starter car. - That's right.

#420

⇓

Mmm.

#421

⇓

I have contained my rage for as long as possible,

#422

⇓

but I shall unleash my fury upon you

#423

⇓

like the crossing of a thousand waves!

#424

⇓

Begone, vile man! Begone from me!

#425

⇓

A starter car! This car is a finisher car!

#426

⇓

A transporter of gods!

#427

⇓

The golden god!

#428

⇓

I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!

#429

⇓

- I know. - We're gonna, we're gonna...

#430

⇓

Hey! What's up, bitches?

#431

⇓

I'm a man-cheetah.

#432

⇓

You want to do something with this?

#433

⇓

We lost it.

#434

⇓

- We lost our bar. - Huh?

#435

⇓

Yeah. The health inspector called the police, man.

#436

⇓

The control board pulled our liquor license.

#437

⇓

And we got a $75,000 fine for serving minors.

#438

⇓

Well, uh, the other crew always had something up their sleeve.

#439

⇓

I got an idea.

#440

⇓

We don't want to hear your ideas.

#441

⇓

This is all your fault.

#442

⇓

No, wait, Kelly.

#443

⇓

Maybe he can help us.

#444

⇓

It sounds like he's used to this kind of thing.

#445

⇓

- Really? - Yeah, that's true.

#446

⇓

He got us into this mess. Maybe he can get us out of it.

#447

⇓

Okay, old man.

#448

⇓

What's your plan?

#449

⇓

What?

#450

⇓

- Can I, um... - What?

#451

⇓

No.

#452

⇓

- There's a beer I want to... - Oh.

#453

⇓

- So, you know, just... - Yeah...

#454

⇓

- All right? - Sorry.

#455

⇓

- Okay. Do you want one, or... - No, I...

#456

⇓

- All right. - I don't.

#457

⇓

- Good. - Yeah.

#458

⇓

Is it cold in here?

#459

⇓

- I'm not a thermostat, so... - Okay. I'm sorry.

#460

⇓

Hey. Okay, all right, listen,

#461

⇓

I want things to go back to normal, okay? I don't like the way things have become,

#462

⇓

and I want them to go back to the way they were.

#463

⇓

Listen up. I want things to go back to normal.

#464

⇓

I don't like the way things are going.

#465

⇓

I want 'em to go back to normal.

#466

⇓

What the hell are you doing, man?

#467

⇓

- I'm storming in. - I was storming in...

#468

⇓

- What, are you a man-cheetah? - Yeah.

#469

⇓

- Cool. - You like it?

#470

⇓

- Yes. - All right. Good.

#471

⇓

- All right, come on, let's... - I can't do this anymore.

#472

⇓

That last crew sucked on ice.

#473

⇓

Okay, look, I like the man-cheetah thing.

#474

⇓

I want to go back to doing shit like this.

#475

⇓

Are you guys on board?

#476

⇓

I want to go back to the way things were.

#477

⇓

- Oh, yeah. We definitely... - Definitely want things

#478

⇓

to be normal again.

#479

⇓

- We should go back in time. - Like, way back in time?

#480

⇓

Can we go back a lot?

#481

⇓

Okay, did you bomb and fail and bomb, just like knew you would?

#482

⇓

- He did. He did. - Oh, yes, yeah, that's all that happened,

#483

⇓

and nothing else happened other than that.

#484

⇓

There was a poetry thing. It was bad.

#485

⇓

It was really bad poetry, and... Shut up, bird!

#486

⇓

You shut up! You can't read!

#487

⇓

Okay, this is good, all right. Yeah, yeah.

#488

⇓

Okay, this is good, this is good.

#489

⇓

So we're all in agreement? Frank, pay to get my car...

#490

⇓

- ...out of the river. - Yes. Done.

#491

⇓

All right.

#492

⇓

Aah, shit, that's starting again.

#493

⇓

Right, yeah, you know what?

#494

⇓

Mac's not gonna want to go back to normal.

#495

⇓

He's been banging that hot chick in the back office all day.

#496

⇓

No, I don't like this, okay?

#497

⇓

It's unnatural, and I won't have it.

#498

⇓

- I'm putting an end to this right now. - Let's go.

#499

⇓

We're going back to normal, yeah?

#500

⇓

- Yeah? - Yeah, you like it?

#501

⇓

What the hell's going on in here?

#502

⇓

What is this?

#503

⇓

Oh, we totally just banged or whatever.

#504

⇓

You're fully clothed, Mac.

#505

⇓

Have you been pretending to bang this chick the entire time?

#506

⇓

No.

#507

⇓

He can't even get it up with me.

#508

⇓

Well, that's because she's not even that hot.

#509

⇓

- Like... - She's very hot.

#510

⇓

- What? - Huh? She's beautiful.

#511

⇓

I don't know. I'm, like, not even feeling that, you know?

#512

⇓

Can I get my angel dust now?

#513

⇓

Oh.

#514

⇓

- Hmm. - Yeah.

#515

⇓

Oh.

#516

⇓

Okay.

#517

⇓

Jesus Christ, dude.

#518

⇓

Come on, buddy. You don't have to...

#519

⇓

- No. - Wow. All right, you know, what, guys?

#520

⇓

Listen, it's fine, it's all good, Mac, okay?

#521

⇓

Look. Do you want to go back to the way things were?

#522

⇓

Where we don't ask questions, you just go about your business?

#523

⇓

- Yeah. - Done.

#524

⇓

- Ah. - Ah!

#525

⇓

- Yeah - I was hoping this day would come.

#526

⇓

I saved a special surprise for us.

#527

⇓

- Oh. Is he a man-cheetah? - Yeah.

#528

⇓

Awesome. It's really cool.

#529

⇓

Who wants rum ham?

#530

⇓

Ohhh!

#531

⇓

Rum ham! Rum ham!

#532

⇓

♪ A few times I've been around that track

#533

⇓

♪ So it's not just gonna happen like that

#534

⇓

♪ 'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl

#535

⇓

♪ I ain't no hollaback girl

#536

⇓

♪ A few times I've been around that track

#537

⇓

♪ So it's not just gonna happen like that

#538

⇓

♪ 'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl

#539

⇓

♪ I ain't no hollaback girl

#540

⇓

♪ Ooh, ooh

#541

⇓

♪ This my shit, this my shit

#542

⇓

♪ Ooh, ooh

#543

⇓

♪ This my shit, this my shit

#544

⇓

♪ Ooh, ooh

#545

⇓

♪ This my shit, this my shit

#546

⇓

♪ Ooh, ooh

#547

⇓

♪ This my shit, this my shit ♪

#548

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