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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 10, Episode 5 — The Gang Spies Like U S

That's what's good about a beer.

#1

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- Yeah, it's good. - It just keeps cycling through you...

#2

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Guys, guys! We got news.

#3

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- We've got terrible news. - Yeah.

#4

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- What do you got? - What do you got?

#5

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You know that Chinese fish factory across the street?

#6

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The one with the horrible smell?

#7

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Yeah. Of course. Disgusting.

#8

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They've installed security cameras pointed directly at Paddy's.

#9

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- What? - They're pointing them at us?

#10

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- They can't do that. - That's bullshit!

#11

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Are they spying on us?

#12

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Yes, dude, I think they're spying on us, and you know what else?

#13

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They bought the building next door and they are expanding like crazy.

#14

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I'm telling you, it is only a matter of time before the Chinese take us over.

#15

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Oh, they've always been very secretive for a fish factory.

#16

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And do you ever feel like maybe they're using that fish smell

#17

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to cover up maybe some other mysterious smell?

#18

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It is an incredibly strong smell.

#19

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- It's turned me off of fish. - Me, too!

#20

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That's so bad. I'm off of fish.

#21

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And I used to eat so much fish, guys, I mean...

#22

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'Cause fish has all the good fatty acids, right?

#23

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A good, solid fish?

#24

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Protein, omega numbers...

#25

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So many omegas, threes, fours and fives.

#26

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- Melts in your mouth. - You get to eat all your scales.

#27

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- No, you don't eat the scales. - You don't get scales

#28

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unless it's a fish or a reptile.

#29

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- Don't eat reptiles. - Not all reptiles, just the good ones.

#30

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Okay, guys, we got a plan. Dee, come with us.

#31

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- Yeah. - You're gonna help us gather intel.

#32

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- Let's do it, come on. - There she goes.

#33

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All right, and then, uh, what do Frank and I do?

#34

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Well, you guys just hang back, do your thing.

#35

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Don't eat reptiles and just hang out.

#36

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- What? - What, you're going with Dee over us?

#37

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- Right. - Yeah.

#38

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Is this 'cause you guys have been living at her place ever since your fire?

#39

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You know what I mean? I feel like you burn your place down,

#40

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you move into Dee's, and now you're, like, getting all buddy-buddy...

#41

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Yeah, chummy-chummy.

#42

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Yeah, I guess so. You know, if you need.

#43

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That's crazy! Dee over us?

#44

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You can't count on her.

#45

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You're completely unreliable, Dee, really.

#46

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You're, like, all gangly and uncoordinated.

#47

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And she's constantly gonna back-sass you.

#48

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- Oh, she'll argue with everything you say. - You know, it's bullshit.

#49

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No, you know what's bullshit?

#50

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Me getting boxed out all the time.

#51

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And these guys have finally realized, by living with me,

#52

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that old Dee is pretty cool after all, and pretty funny, too.

#53

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So maybe I shouldn't be the butt of everybody's jokes anymore.

#54

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Let's... Let's not get crazy, Dee.

#55

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Yeah, you're always gonna be the butt of our jokes.

#56

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Whatever, let's roll. That's okay, let's go.

#57

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- All right. - Yeah, uh, just hang.

#58

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- Uh, we're good. - Huh?

#59

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- What the hell was that? - Something stinks here, Charlie,

#60

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and it ain't just the fish.

#61

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Dude, the other day, I was trying to get in the back office...

#62

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- Yeah? - Dennis had the door locked.

#63

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Mac locked the door, too!

#64

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- What is that? - Who locks the office door?

#65

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I feel like they're always sneaking around now,

#66

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and they're nervous.

#67

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Something big is definitely going down.

#68

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I got a plan. How about you and I spy on that Chinese factory?

#69

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I trust the Chinese as far as I could throw their factory.

#70

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- Mmm-hmm. - But the real threat isn't abroad,

#71

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it's right here at home.

#72

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We got to spy on Mac and Dennis.

#73

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- Oh, God, that smell! - Phew!

#74

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The air quality in here is terrible!

#75

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How do these people survive in this?

#76

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Oof. Well, you know the Chinese.

#77

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It's like, business first,

#78

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breathing second, goddamn it!

#79

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At least we know that it's a real fish factory,

#80

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not some sort of a front for something.

#81

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- Well... - Dee, we don't know that for sure, okay?

#82

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And that's why you got to get a job here.

#83

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I got to get a job here? What am I looking for?

#84

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Shady practices, you know?

#85

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Sketchy dealings. Schematics.

#86

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Human rights violations, anything, Dee.

#87

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Just, you know, gather intel.

#88

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Okay. What are you guys gonna do?

#89

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Dee, you're on a need-to-know basis here, okay?

#90

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There's a chain of command.

#91

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- You're at the very bottom. - You're way down.

#92

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Well, at least tell me what the whole plan is.

#93

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Dee, the one time we bring you in on a thing instead of Charlie

#94

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and all we get is back-sass and questions?

#95

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Do you want to be on the team or not?

#96

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Yeah, I want to be part of the team.

#97

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Yes, sorry.

#98

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So how do I gather the intel?

#99

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Oh, Jesus Chri... Talk to people.

#100

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I don't know, flirt with the manager.

#101

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He'll love how "pretty" and "blonde" you are.

#102

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Don't do that. I'm blonde.

#103

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Look, my mind goes to that office up there, you know?

#104

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What kind of shady shit's going on in there?

#105

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And now I'm doing your job for you.

#106

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You know what, let's just go get Charlie,

#107

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'cause I don't want to hold her hand through it.

#108

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No, no, no. No Charlie. No Charlie, okay?

#109

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I got this, you guys, I got this.

#110

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Don't worry about me, I got this.

#111

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Okay, we need you, Dee.

#112

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- Go. Go. - Go.

#113

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It sucks not having our own apartment.

#114

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We got to get back in there, dude.

#115

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I know. I hate Dee. Dennis, I hate her.

#116

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I know, but at least we got her out of our hair for a bit.

#117

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- We can finally do our plan. - Yes, okay.

#118

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Oh, goddamn it.

#119

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- What is that? - Goddamn it!

#120

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Let's just deal with it and get back to business.

#121

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Yeah, okay. All right.

#122

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Coming!

#123

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I'm coming, Jesus Christ... Oh.

#124

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- Hey, guys. - What do you want, Charlie? We're busy.

#125

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I wanted to apologize about, um, snapping earlier today

#126

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with words at you guys, and then I came here to make an apology...

#127

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Apology words.

#128

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- What's he talking about? - I don't know.

#129

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- I don't remember. Okay, thank you. - Well, hang on!

#130

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Hang on a second.

#131

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I got you guys a flower arrangement for you.

#132

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Great. Thanks.

#133

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You can't just have it. There's a plan.

#134

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I have to come in and give it to you. And put it down.

#135

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All right, fine. Come in, put them down and then go.

#136

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- Okay, and I'm in. - He's in.

#137

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Okay. Uh...

#138

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Put the vase close to them, so we can see them.

#139

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Right. Okay... And good.

#140

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And where are you guys spending most of your time?

#141

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It's a small apartment. We're all over the place.

#142

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- Put them anywhere. - I'll put them down right here, then.

#143

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No. No good, move them.

#144

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Can't put them here, though.

#145

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Where can I put them?

#146

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Put them in the trash, for all we care.

#147

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- I don't... - Putting them a little further back.

#148

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- Yeah, that's good. - And right about here.

#149

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Uh, great, we don't care. It's fine.

#150

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No, to the left.

#151

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- To the left, you say? - Didn't say that.

#152

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Don't talk out loud to me.

#153

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- Roger that. - Who's Roger?

#154

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Who's Roger? Just...

#155

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Thinking about legally changing my name to Roger.

#156

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What's wrong with your ear, dude?

#157

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Spider crawled up in my ear. It was living there.

#158

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Right.

#159

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Sends it's thoughts to me.

#160

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Is it telling you to leave?

#161

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Spider, can I leave?

#162

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To the left.

#163

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Right there, that's good. Now get out of there.

#164

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Okay.

#165

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Oh, Jesus Chr...

#166

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Let's get back to business, please.

#167

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Yeah, come on.

#168

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I was doing a little research earlier, and I stumbled upon something huge.

#169

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Hey, man. Can you hear and see everything?

#170

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- They're talking about research. - Research, huh?

#171

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It is everything that we've been looking for.

#172

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Dude, it's gonna save us so much time. It is a game-changer.

#173

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Check this out.

#174

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- Oh, my God. - Yeah.

#175

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There's so much potential here!

#176

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- What is it? - This is great!

#177

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- I can't see. - Yeah, shit.

#178

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So, listen, do me a favor. Give me a little bit of time with this.

#179

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Let me dig in to this a little bit, see what the potential really is.

#180

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Yeah, I'll give you some space. Okay.

#181

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- Oh, oh, wait, Mac. - Yeah?

#182

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- One more thing. - Mmm-hmm.

#183

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Throw those goddamn flowers in the trash.

#184

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Yeah. Right.

#185

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Pieces of shit.

#186

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- Goddamn it! - Son of a bitch.

#187

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We got to get our hands on that laptop!

#188

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Right.

#189

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Name's Dee. I'm new around here.

#190

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So, what's the deal with these masks, huh?

#191

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Are they gonna protect you from the fish or protect the fish from you, am I right?

#192

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No. I didn't get that.

#193

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You chop fish, pull gut!

#194

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"Pull gut." Totally, yeah.

#195

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Listen, I'm gonna pop this off 'cause it's not protecting me

#196

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from the smell, so I'm not really sure what the point is.

#197

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Hey.

#198

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Give me the skinny.

#199

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Are you guys up to anything non-fish related around here or...

#200

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Seriously? All right, goddamn it.

#201

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You are of no use to me.

#202

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Oh, here we go.

#203

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Uh, excuse me. Hello.

#204

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Hi. Um...

#205

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Uh, my name's Dee and I'm new around here,

#206

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and I just would love to chat with you sometime

#207

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in private, you know? Maybe up in your secret private office up there?

#208

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I need you to chop fish and pull the gut.

#209

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Yeah. No, I get it.

#210

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I get that you're a chop fish, pull gut factory.

#211

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Wait, wait, wait, wait! Don't go anywhere. Hi.

#212

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Um, uh, how about this, huh?

#213

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Uh-oh. What do you see, huh?

#214

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American girl, blue eyes, blonde hair...

#215

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It got me! It got me good!

#216

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Aw! It got in my mouth!

#217

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It's getting in...

#218

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Hi. Hey, guys.

#219

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What are you doing, dude? You texted us 911.

#220

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- What's the emergency? - Yeah.

#221

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Oh, yeah, uh, well, our friendship's in danger, so...

#222

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I stole Frank's credit card. You guys want to have lunch?

#223

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- You got Frank's card? - I got the card.

#224

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I'm annoyed, but I could eat.

#225

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- All right, let's go. - Yeah, to be honest with you,

#226

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my taste for fish is returning.

#227

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Yeah, I've been thinking about it all day.

#228

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My taste for fish is slowly returning, too. Yeah.

#229

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And Guigino's does have the best fish. Very well!

#230

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You know, maybe, uh... Maybe just order a couple apps though.

#231

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I think Frank would prefer that. You know, that's...

#232

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Who cares what Frank prefers?

#233

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We're buying this food with his stolen credit card.

#234

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And I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.

#235

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Uh, welcome back, gentlemen.

#236

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I'm sorry. Do I know you, pal?

#237

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I've never seen this man before in my life.

#238

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I waited on you before.

#239

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You tied my shoelaces together. I fell down.

#240

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I'm getting nothing. I'm drawing a blank on this guy.

#241

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Yeah, yeah, that means nothing to me. What are you saying?

#242

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A scalding hot plate of spaghetti fell into my face?

#243

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I'm to remember every man I've seen fall into a plate of spaghetti?

#244

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Never mind. Uh, can I get your order?

#245

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- Get me the snapper, bozo. - Snapper fish for the man.

#246

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Actually, our fish supplier had an incident at their facility,

#247

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so we are limited on fish.

#248

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Market price is quite high today.

#249

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Do you have the snapper or not?

#250

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Yeah, uh, we do. But it's $44.

#251

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Ooh. Oh, my God. All right.

#252

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Well, then, let's do some cheaper chicken or, uh...

#253

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Well, no. I'm in a fish mood now. Fish has been established.

#254

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It was established, wasn't it?

#255

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Yeah, it was. So three snappers.

#256

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Yeah, why are we talking about it so much? Get the goddamn snappers!

#257

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- Okay... Oh... - Get the snapper!

#258

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- Jesus Christ. - Who is that guy?

#259

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- Guigino's is slipping. - It is, they are slipping.

#260

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They do have great fish, though.

#261

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- So, what's going on with our friendship? - Yeah.

#262

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Okay.

#263

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Ha! Charlie, I'm in.

#264

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How you doing? You having lunch? Keeping them busy?

#265

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Uh, yeah, but slight hitch, though.

#266

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- The snapper is, uh, $44. - What?

#267

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No, no, no, no $44!

#268

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Get them appetizers.

#269

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I know, but they want fish and I kind of want fish, too, and the waiter

#270

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said it's the market price, so...

#271

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All right. Wait, I got the laptop.

#272

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Let me go to the search history.

#273

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Holy shit!

#274

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Damn it! Sweeping up fish guts with a broom!

#275

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Got to be some kind of workers' rights violation.

#276

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What are you... Ahhh! You idiot!

#277

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What are you picking it up with your hands?

#278

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Uh, hell no, lady, no.

#279

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I realize this might all be moon talk to you,

#280

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but I'm not touching fish guts with my hands, okay?

#281

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You know what we could do? Yeah, let's just disperse it.

#282

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You know what I mean? Just send it all over the place!

#283

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Nobody will know. Just kind of...

#284

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Oh... Yeah, it's so crazy.

#285

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I saw that.

#286

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Hey, Frank. Sweet hat and jacket.

#287

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- Don't... Charlie, don't sit there. - Huh?

#288

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Sit back there. We got to be smart about this.

#289

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All right. Why didn't we just meet

#290

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back at the apartment then? That would've been better.

#291

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Because you got me thinking about fish.

#292

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Oh, right, nice. Yeah. Get the snapper. It's delicious.

#293

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- Mmm. - Hi. How can I help you?

#294

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Oh, perfect. You're here now, too.

#295

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You're talking to me like you know me. Have we ever met?

#296

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Let's just move past this part. What can I get you?

#297

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I'm gonna have the snapper.

#298

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And I'm gonna buy one for the strange man behind me who I've never met.

#299

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Gentlemen, I hate to inform you two strangers here that we are out of snapper.

#300

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We had some issues with our local supplier,

#301

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so we are completely out of fish today.

#302

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How do you not have fish?

#303

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It says "Fresh fish daily" on the menu.

#304

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Well, I just explained it. I went step by step.

#305

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But how come you don't have it? It's on the menu!

#306

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- For the reasons I said. - You have no snapper?

#307

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There's a sequence of events...

#308

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It says right here snapper...

#309

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Do you have fish or do you not have fish?

#310

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Can I get you a non-fish entree?

#311

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- You can get lost. - With pleasure.

#312

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All right, so... What did you find out?

#313

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- I think I know what those guys are up to. - Can I just sit over there?

#314

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'Cause I feel like the cover's blown now,

#315

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- and now I have to go like... - All right, sit over here.

#316

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I think I know what they're up to.

#317

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- Okay, what? - I think Mac and Dennis

#318

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are going into business with the Chinese guys across the street.

#319

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- What? - They're gonna open up

#320

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some kind of pastry factory!

#321

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What? What makes you think that?

#322

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I saw it on their search history.

#323

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Only two words came up.

#324

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"Asians..."

#325

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And "cream pies."

#326

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Oh, shit.

#327

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They're gonna turn Paddy's into some kind of Asian cream pie factory!

#328

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- Those bastards! - Yeah!

#329

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- Oh, my God! - Sons of bitches!

#330

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- So, what are we gonna do? - We got to beat them at their own game.

#331

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Okay, the Chinese want cream pies, they'll get cream pies.

#332

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But only, they're not gonna get them from those bozos.

#333

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They're gonna be getting their cream pies from us.

#334

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Can I go now?

#335

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Because I feel like you had a really long session last time.

#336

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I did, yeah, I went on for a long, long time,

#337

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but that's how much it takes, all right?

#338

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I'm trying to build up to something, to a major finish, you know?

#339

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And I didn't get to because Charlie interrupted us

#340

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with his goddamn emergency lunch. What are you doing?

#341

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I don't want to stumble across whatever it is that you're stumbling across.

#342

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- Let me finish. - Wait, no, this... We got a problem here.

#343

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- What? - The Internet's not working.

#344

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What?

#345

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No...

#346

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No!

#347

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Come on!

#348

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Oh, son of a bitch.

#349

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What is it, Charlie? We're in the middle of a crisis.

#350

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Trouble getting online?

#351

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Yeah, how did you know that?

#352

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We need to talk.

#353

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Hi, how can I help... Oh, you're back.

#354

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Why do you look familiar to me?

#355

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I'm the waiter you didn't tip earlier.

#356

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Yeah, well, you're not getting a tip with that attitude.

#357

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We'll take the snapper. Uh, this guy, too. He's with us.

#358

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As I told this gentleman only moments ago, we are out of fish today.

#359

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We came to Guigino's for the fish.

#360

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- It says "Fresh fish daily." - Uh, you know what, Dennis?

#361

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I'll have a plate of piping hot spaghetti instead. Extra sauce.

#362

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All right. You know what? That sounds good.

#363

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I'll take spaghetti, too. Nice and sloppy.

#364

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So you do remember me.

#365

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- We're busy! Okay? - He wants spaghetti.

#366

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- I want spaghetti, too, please. - He's gonna get spaghetti.

#367

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- Just get us the spaghetti. - And some snapper fish, if you have it.

#368

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Thank you, thank you...

#369

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- What's that guy's attitude? - I don't know what that guy's deal is.

#370

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Hey, you know what we should do? We should tie his shoelaces together.

#371

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Classic!

#372

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When he falls, it'll spill all over.

#373

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The spaghetti will get on him!

#374

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I've always wanted to see that.

#375

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Hey, can I come sit with you guys?

#376

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'Cause I feel my cover's blown, here.

#377

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You don't have a goddamn cover, you're, uh, dressed like it's Halloween.

#378

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All right, I'm coming over. All right.

#379

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- Now, what's going on, man? - What's going on?

#380

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Listen, Frank's onto you.

#381

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That's why I had Dee's Internet shut down. He knows what you're doing.

#382

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- Oh, come on. - Frank knows what we're doing?

#383

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Yes!

#384

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Honestly, guys, you should be ashamed of yourselves.

#385

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- What? I'm not ashamed. - I'm a little bit ashamed,

#386

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but I think that's natural.

#387

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Well, look, here's the thing. Now Frank wants to start doing it, too.

#388

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- So what? - So what? Let him do it.

#389

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He wants me to do it with him.

#390

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- I assumed you two did that already. - Me, too.

#391

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No! And now he wants us to do it with the Chinese guy across the street,

#392

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so I knew you wouldn't be into that.

#393

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No, I'm not into that. That's bizarre.

#394

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Exactly. I feel like I should be doing it with you guys.

#395

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- Ah... - Come on, man.

#396

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This is getting weird and messy.

#397

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- I don't want to get you involved. - Come on, guys.

#398

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There's too many people. Just go do it with Frank.

#399

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Is Dee in on it?

#400

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- Ew! God, no! - Why would we... Ugh.

#401

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That's why she's at the factory, to distract her.

#402

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Come on, guys. It should be you and me, okay?

#403

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I like cream pies as much as the next guy.

#404

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Oh, shh... Don't, don't say it out loud.

#405

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Well, okay, okay, okay. Let me make a cream pie for you, okay?

#406

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Then you can try it. See what you think.

#407

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I do not want to taste your cream pie.

#408

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They taste great, I can guarantee it.

#409

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You've tasted yours?

#410

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Of course. Haven't you?

#411

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- No! - I've tasted mine. I didn't like it.

#412

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- I've tasted mine, yeah. - I liked mine.

#413

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Whatever, dude. If you don't care about the taste, fine, all right?

#414

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But they're not just gonna be for us anyway.

#415

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It's not... What?

#416

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We're gonna sell them to everyone in Philly.

#417

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Who the hell's gonna want to buy them?

#418

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Everyone's gonna buy them, especially kids.

#419

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- Ew, dude! - Little kids?

#420

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I'd love watching a kid do it.

#421

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Dude, you are gonna get in a lot of trouble.

#422

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Hell, no, dude. I won't do it without the parents' permission,

#423

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- I'll do everything... - No parent is gonna let you...

#424

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The parents are gonna watch. They're gonna be so psyched...

#425

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They're not gonna want to watch!

#426

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- What are you talking about? - You gotta go overseas.

#427

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- That's just... - No.

#428

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No, you don't. That's as American as it gets.

#429

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Guys, you gotta think about this as a business venture, right?

#430

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The three of us combine our ingredients, making, like,

#431

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one gigantic, delicious cream pie,

#432

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some kid sucking it down and paying us for the pleasure.

#433

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Hang on a second.

#434

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What kind of cream pie are you talking about?

#435

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What kind of cream pie are you talking about?

#436

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Cream pies. Everyone loves them.

#437

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Comedians, baseball players, even protestors.

#438

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Cream pies are a rich American tradition and also delicious.

#439

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Mmm, my mouth's getting wet just watching her eat that cream pie.

#440

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Asians know electronics. And fish.

#441

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But Americans know cream pies, except for them.

#442

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God bless cream pies, and God bless America.

#443

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And China, too.

#444

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Look, I'm an experienced businessman

#445

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with a long history in Asian countries.

#446

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Imagine my cream pie taste and know-how

#447

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combined with your underpaid labor force.

#448

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We could corner the cream pie market!

#449

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Wait, wait just a second.

#450

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It's, uh... It's my business partner.

#451

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Hello? I'm in the middle of the meeting now.

#452

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The video killed.

#453

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What do you mean, it's not the same kind of cream pie?

#454

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Oh, wait, I'll look.

#455

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Holy shit!

#456

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Holy shit...

#457

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Well, it looks like relying on old Dee really paid off

#458

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for you guys after all, huh?

#459

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What are you talking about?

#460

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My series of accidents shut the whole factory down for, like, a couple days.

#461

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Dee, we never asked you to shut down the factory.

#462

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Yeah, that's what's been driving up the price of fish.

#463

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Yeah, snapper's way up. Snapper's through the roof.

#464

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You can't even get snapper! We're out of snapper, Dee!

#465

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Look, you see, I told you you can't count on her.

#466

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By the way, we stole our Wi-Fi from that place, too. Did you know that?

#467

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Oh, so now we got no Wi-Fi because of you.

#468

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Actually, we're pretty dependent on that Chinese factory.

#469

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We need the Chinese, Dee, we need the...

#470

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For the cream, for the cr...

#471

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Don't... All right, guys, you know what?

#472

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She seems fine and I'm not worried about her.

#473

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Let's go discuss our research a bit further, yeah?

#474

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Ooh, for what? For one of our next schemes?

#475

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Yeah. Yeah. For the next scheme, Dee. Uh, we'll be in touch.

#476

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Oh. You guys could just do that here, you...

#477

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Wait, I can call for more chairs!

#478

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Listen, guys, uh, first of all, I'm gonna suggest that

#479

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we reset our browser each time we do a research session.

#480

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- That's a good idea. For privacy. - Right.

#481

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Yeah, and, you know, we're spying on ourselves.

#482

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That doesn't really gather any useful information.

#483

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- No, it's just all porn. - Right.

#484

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We should keep spying on the Chinese, though.

#485

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Actually, when I was over there,

#486

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I looked at their search history, it's all porn, too.

#487

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- Is it? - Ah, we're all doing it.

#488

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What you're gonna find

#489

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when you're spying on the general population is

#490

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everyone is just, uh...

#491

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Masturbating constantly.

#492

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I know I am.

#493

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And yet you've never heard of a cream pie.

#494

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