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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 9, Episode 7 — The Gang Gets Quarantined

Motownphilly's back again

#1

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Da-da-da-da-da-da-da

#2

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Doing a little East Coast swing

#3

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Boyz II Men going off

#4

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Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

#5

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- Not too hard, not too soft - Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

#6

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Back in school

#7

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We used to dream about this every day

#8

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Could it really happen

#9

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Or do dreams just fade away?

#10

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No, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop, stop.

#11

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God, guys, damn it.

#12

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I mean, you know, I need a little…

#13

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a little buoyancy in the harmonies.

#14

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I mean, listen to the lyrics, right?

#15

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"Not too hard… not too soft."

#16

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You were coming in pretty hard, I would say.

#17

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The lead's got to cut through, Dee.

#18

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I don't know, man. I thought we sounded pretty good.

#19

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Oh, we sounded "pretty good."

#20

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Oh, hi, super group Boyz II Men,

#21

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please let us win your contest.

#22

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We sound, eh, pretty good.

#23

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Come on, man.

#24

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If we're gonna open for Boyz II Men

#25

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at the Boyz II Men concert, we need to dazzle them with our harmonies.

#26

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- Mmm… - Okay.

#27

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He's dead.

#28

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Rodriguez is dead.

#29

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Frank, will you get out of here?

#30

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We're in the middle of Boyz II Men rehearsal.

#31

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Well, hold on a second. I'll bite. Who's Rodriguez?

#32

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That sweet old man from our building.

#33

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This is the worst flu that Philly has ever seen.

#34

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Wow.

#35

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- We have to quarantine ourselves. - What?

#36

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Frank, we're not gonna die of the flu

#37

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because we're young and vital.

#38

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You are old and feeble.

#39

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Actually, Frank does bring up a good point.

#40

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We can't afford to get sick right now.

#41

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'Cause you know what you can't do when you get the flu?

#42

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- Sing? - Sing.

#43

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Yeah, I mean, I was gonna…

#44

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You wanted to say it?

#45

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Yeah, but I wanted to say it.

#46

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Oh, shit, well, I'm sorry, man.

#47

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Uh, do you want to ask it again, or…

#48

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Ask us again.

#49

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Uh, you know what you can't do when you get…

#50

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Nah, forget it, it's fine.

#51

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Quarantine, baby!

#52

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All right, this is gonna be good.

#53

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Everybody find a spot to put your sleeping bags

#54

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and we'll be all set.

#55

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All right, Frank, where we at, my man?

#56

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Well, right there.

#57

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You know, you don't have to sleep together.

#58

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It's a comfort thing.

#59

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Guys, I got to say, I'm excited to play quarantine.

#60

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Oh, my God, for the last time,

#61

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we're not playing quarantine,

#62

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this is a quarantine.

#63

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- Huh? - I'm gonna get so blacked out.

#64

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Yeah!

#65

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What are you talking about?

#66

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Mac, do you want to lose this singing contest?

#67

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Why do you think we're quarantining ourselves in the first place?

#68

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To protect my life!

#69

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No, to preserve our vocal cords, okay?

#70

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Which also means no alcohol, guys.

#71

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- What are you talking about? - Come on, dude!

#72

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- That's crazy. - Wait a minute, that's a good idea.

#73

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Because alcohol lowers your immune system.

#74

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Well, why the hell are we quarantining ourselves in a bar,

#75

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if we can't drink? We got to drink.

#76

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Yes, hi, I'd like to order two pepperonis, one combo

#77

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and breadsticks, like, a shitload of breadsticks…

#78

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Hey!

#79

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You can't do that.

#80

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This is a quarantine.

#81

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Nothing goes out, nothing comes in.

#82

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Especially a pizza guy.

#83

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Going house to house, handling money,

#84

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banging lonely broads. They're filthy!

#85

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All right, come on, listen.

#86

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I'm gonna take all your cell phones.

#87

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You lost your privileges.

#88

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- Thanks a lot, Dee. - Just until the vaccine is replenished.

#89

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He does make a good point, you know?

#90

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Vaccines really do work.

#91

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My mom used to vaccinate me,

#92

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like, every month, and I never got sick.

#93

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The reason you didn't get sick

#94

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was because you and your mom would wear

#95

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those ridiculous bubble boy suits during the flu season.

#96

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Okay, what are we gonna do in here if we can't eat pizza or drink beer?

#97

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Well, I'll tell you exactly what we're gonna do.

#98

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Practice.

#99

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Come on, man, you know, like, just let me do it.

#100

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Like, why do you keep doing that?

#101

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Why do you guys keep stealing that from me?

#102

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Dum-dum-dum-da-da

#103

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Dum-dum-dum-da-da

#104

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Die-ya-ya-yada

#105

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Da-da-da-ah-oh

#106

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Yes! That was good.

#107

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- That sounded… That's harmony. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

#108

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It was terrible, let's try it again,

#109

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- let's try, let's do it again. - Terrible?

#110

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We've been working this forever.

#111

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- I think it's fine for now. - Yeah.

#112

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You think "fine" is good enough for the Boyz II the Men?

#113

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Ah, calm down.

#114

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Okay, guys, I think we're focusing a little too much

#115

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on the singing and not enough on the showmanship.

#116

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Yeah.

#117

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You know, maybe we should work out a couple of sweet dance moves, you know?

#118

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What is that? Yeah.

#119

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Like, that we could all do in unison.

#120

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Or maybe we could wear the same outfit!

#121

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Okay, yes!

#122

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We'll create a visual harmony,

#123

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same outfit, good.

#124

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Oh, you guys, you guys, if we want to stand out,

#125

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you know what we got to do?

#126

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We got to focus on our story.

#127

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Yes!

#128

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Those competitions are all about how singing

#129

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helped you overcome some major obstacle, you know?

#130

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So I'll do, like, a stutter,

#131

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and I'll say I got it from, from watching,

#132

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like, a friend get blown to bits in Iraq.

#133

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Ooh, ooh, you know what?

#134

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And do it with a Southern accent and talk about Jesus a lot.

#135

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- Yeah! - Good, good.

#136

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Okay, so we'll be, like, a group of, like,

#137

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Southern, stuttering army vets

#138

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- with, like, a religious bend. - Mmm-hmm.

#139

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Okay, and then we'll all be in the same outfit.

#140

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Oh, we should be, like, carnies.

#141

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- We're gonna be carnies. - Oh!

#142

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- Religious stuttering army carnies. - Oh!

#143

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- Who love Jesus. - And watched our friends explode on stage.

#144

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And have pearls and sing…

#145

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My friend exploded

#146

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My friend exploded…

#147

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- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! - It's great, no?

#148

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Hey.

#149

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No.

#150

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Absolutely not. Are you kidding me?

#151

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- What? - What?

#152

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It's a singing competition.

#153

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So can we please work on our harmonies?

#154

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And not talk about dressing like army carnies?

#155

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But then maybe one of us can be a…

#156

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One, two, three.

#157

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Goddamn it! Come out here!

#158

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Come on out here.

#159

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- What? What? What? - What is your problem?

#160

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This.

#161

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I found it in the back office in the garbage.

#162

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It's still warm.

#163

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This whole quarantine has been compromised.

#164

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What… me?

#165

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Come on… Come on.

#166

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Why would I do it? You guys would suspect me.

#167

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a recent delivery you made to Paddy's Pub.

#168

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I'll get to the bottom of this.

#169

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Yeah, all right, well, what was the name on the order?

#170

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Spider-Man.

#171

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That's very clever, yeah, yeah, yeah.

#172

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Dennis, ask him how it's possible

#173

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for him to talk to you through a cut phone wire.

#174

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How is it possible for you to talk to me through a cut ph…

#175

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I cut it when I found the pizza.

#176

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Holy shit.

#177

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Dennis is Spider-Man.

#178

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No… no one is Spider-Man.

#179

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Fine, yeah. Oh, yeah, it was me,

#180

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the evil villain with the perfect voice

#181

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who ordered the pizza,

#182

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but, guys, you don't have to worry about me, all right?

#183

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I can fight off whatever stupid illness

#184

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this pizza may or may not have had, all right?

#185

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I'm in perfect control of my body.

#186

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Just like I am with my voice.

#187

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I can go from flaccid to erect at a moment's notice.

#188

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He can, I've seen it.

#189

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Buddy, you're seeing it. You're all seeing it.

#190

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'Cause I'm doing it right now.

#191

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Flaccid, erect.

#192

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Flaccid, erect.

#193

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Flaccid, erect.

#194

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Not too hard, not too soft.

#195

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Come on, what are you doing?

#196

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You're gonna quarantine me inside a quarantine, really?

#197

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Oh, sh…

#198

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Now, this is the look that I was talking about.

#199

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You got the bow ties and the ball caps.

#200

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It's casual formal.

#201

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Yeah, right, right, right.

#202

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Like, are they bat boys or are they butlers?

#203

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You don't know, but it's like a sweet look.

#204

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Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma

#205

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Ma-ma-ma

#206

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What is he doing?

#207

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Oh, I'm just warming up my voice a little bit.

#208

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You guys should, uh, keep warm. Stay warm.

#209

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- My God, I'm loving him in the bathroom. - Me, too.

#210

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- I mean, it's great. - Yeah.

#211

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Now, I did a little sketch of the outfit myself.

#212

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And I wasn't quite sure what you were going for.

#213

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Like, if we were all each gonna be a body part,

#214

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or if you wanted us mashed in this thing

#215

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side-by-side somehow?

#216

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What are you talking about?

#217

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Well, you said that we're all in the same outfit, right?

#218

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So I'm trying to figure, like, who goes where.

#219

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"Same" as in "matching,"

#220

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not same as in jammed into the same set of clothing.

#221

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Okay, not sure that's as good,

#222

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'cause this really makes a splash with the crowd.

#223

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Dee, what do you think about all this?

#224

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D… Don't, Don't put me on the spot.

#225

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I'm just, I'm just a Jesus-loving ex-Marine.

#226

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That's really good. I mean, it's so, so sad.

#227

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It's supposed to be sad.

#228

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It's supposed to guilt them into voting for us, you know.

#229

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That's not all.

#230

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This Bible's a Bible of my daddy who just di-di-died

#231

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in my arms of throat cancer, from eating

#232

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some bad pussy.

#233

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Hmm. Hmm.

#234

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You just earned your spot at the head of the suit, Dee.

#235

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That was really good. That was good.

#236

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Frank, what the hell are you doing, dude?

#237

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I'm getting rid of all this contaminated crap!

#238

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Now, come on, you're going crazy with this food thing, Frank.

#239

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We need to eat.

#240

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We need to eat, but we only eat protected food from now on.

#241

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Like, oranges and coconuts and snow crab.

#242

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No! No snow crabs!

#243

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The shells could lacerate your throats.

#244

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Absolutely not.

#245

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Okay, well, someone's gonna have to go out and get this food,

#246

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so I'll do it.

#247

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No, no, no! You can go out together.

#248

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You can't go out alone.

#249

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In case one of you get sneezed on,

#250

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the other one can report back.

#251

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Frank, tell you what.

#252

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Mac and I will go out.

#253

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And I guarantee we won't get sneezed on.

#254

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All right, dude, first things first.

#255

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Let's get some beer, man.

#256

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You know, screw Dennis and his rules.

#257

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The guy's, like, you know, such a dick about shit.

#258

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Yeah, dude, he can be so controlling, you know?

#259

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He can do really cool stuff with his dick, though.

#260

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You gotta ease up on talking about dicks, man.

#261

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Like, it's just… It's too much by this point.

#262

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You think? Oh, wait a second.

#263

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There's no… There's no opening to this.

#264

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Shit, I'm sorry, dude. I forgot, there's no opening in yours.

#265

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But my mom rigged hers with a special pouch

#266

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so that she could have her cocktails.

#267

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See? It fills up.

#268

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Your mom rigged her suit so she could drink booze?

#269

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Dude, you mom's an alcoholic.

#270

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My mom's not an alcoholic!

#271

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No, bro! She is, but it's totally cool,

#272

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because it skips a generation.

#273

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That's why you're not an alcoholic.

#274

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That's not good right there, man!

#275

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There's too many bogeys!

#276

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Let's get some fruit, let's get out of here,

#277

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let's get back to the quarantine.

#278

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That's right, man. Let's get out of here.

#279

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Whoa! Stop!

#280

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What is this? I love it!

#281

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- Huh? - What was all this?

#282

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Oh, it's just a little dance move I've been working on.

#283

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It's stupid. I was just practicing.

#284

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No, man, that's sweet as hell. Show me that shit.

#285

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- You like it? - Yeah!

#286

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It sort of like a Fly Girl power spin.

#287

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I've been working on it. It's a…

#288

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You want to see the whole thing? It's sort of a…

#289

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Whoo!

#290

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Oh, shit, you all right?

#291

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It's a balance thing.

#292

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! You got a breach!

#293

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Oh, shit!

#294

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Come on.

#295

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All right, all right! Close your pit!

#296

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- Close your pit! - Don't tell Frank.

#297

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- I won't tell Frank. - Okay.

#298

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- Hold your arm. - Don't tell Frank.

#299

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Hold your breath. Go! Move!

#300

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Charlie, don't tell Frank!

#301

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Look at all the hair. Look at the hair.

#302

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It's like a goddamn barbershop.

#303

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Be on the lookout, Deandra!

#304

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Yeah, copy that. Looking for hair.

#305

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Stop talking about hair, please.

#306

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It's very annoying to me.

#307

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That's what carries the disease, Dennis, the hair.

#308

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We don't really need it.

#309

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Look at us.

#310

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We're evolving without it.

#311

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We came from the apes, and look at us now.

#312

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One day, we'll be completely hairless and totally pure.

#313

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Yeah, you should write that down.

#314

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What are you doing?

#315

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Cleaning, cleaning.

#316

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You know, you said scrub the place from top to bottom.

#317

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And it was a good thing that I did, too,

#318

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because I'll tell you what.

#319

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Mad dusty up there.

#320

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Yeah, good, good… Good thinking.

#321

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- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah.

#322

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Were you eating pizza and drinking beer up there?

#323

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Yes, Frank, I was eating and drinking in a ceiling.

#324

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I mean, will you use your head?

#325

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- No, I'm getting a little stir crazy. - Yeah.

#326

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That's, that's…

#327

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Yeah, it's driving you nuts.

#328

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- Driving me nuts. - I get it.

#329

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Right.

#330

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- One more thing. - Hmm?

#331

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That's not mine.

#332

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Hey, Frank, are you kidding me?

#333

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Goddamn it, it's just one beer!

#334

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It only takes one germ, Dee.

#335

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Oh, Jesus!

#336

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Of course, how anybody thinks that a germ could survive

#337

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a scalding hot pizza is beyond me.

#338

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Oh, Dennis, you don't look good.

#339

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Trust me, Dee, if I found myself getting sick,

#340

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I would simply say…

#341

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"Sickness be gone!"

#342

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It's all here, you know, oranges, hand sanitizer,

#343

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- basically everything. No snow crabs. - Good.

#344

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Hey, where's Dee?

#345

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Quarantined.

#346

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There was a breach.

#347

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No breaches on your end, right?

#348

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- No. - No, no breaches.

#349

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- Yeah. Everything's cool. - No, no, breaches.

#350

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Yeah, everything was cool. Yeah, everything was good.

#351

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Good. I'm gonna go shave.

#352

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Get all this filthy hair off my face.

#353

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Oh.

#354

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Then when I come back,

#355

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we'll play some games so nobody goes nuts or nothing.

#356

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Uh, movie, movie. Okay, movie.

#357

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Two, three, four, five words. Doesn't matter?

#358

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Ocean's Eleven.

#359

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Ocean's Twelve!

#360

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Ocean's Thirteen!

#361

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Frank, I can't concentrate when you look like this.

#362

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You look ridiculous, man.

#363

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It was What's Eating Gilbert Grape.

#364

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That's where all the bacteria lies, Charlie, in your hair.

#365

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That's why I shaved it off.

#366

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Now it just flows off my body.

#367

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You should do the same, mmm-hmm.

#368

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He breached! He breached!

#369

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His suit ripped in the store!

#370

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He tried to do, like, a power spin, and it ripped.

#371

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And he probably got sick!

#372

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That's not true! Oh, you rat!

#373

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This is bullshit! This is bullshit! I feel fine.

#374

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You should stand over there

#375

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'cause I think I'm really getting the flu.

#376

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Oh, I'm… I'm sick as a dog already.

#377

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Oh, if you guys are getting sick, then stay away from me.

#378

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Holy shit, dude!

#379

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I think we need to call 911 for you.

#380

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Hey, should we work on our harmonies?

#381

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Seriously, dude?

#382

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I think we need to get you to a hospital.

#383

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Does that sound like a man who needs to be in a hospital?

#384

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- Yeah, dude. - From the top.

#385

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Motown…

#386

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Motownphilly…

#387

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Ugh!

#388

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Charlie? Charlie, look at that.

#389

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Look how clean I am.

#390

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Dude, you look like a shriveled raisin.

#391

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It's all about purity, Charlie.

#392

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Humans are filthy.

#393

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Dirty filthy.

#394

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All right, man.

#395

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You got them mixing with beasts…

#396

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fowl, rodents.

#397

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People do what they do, man.

#398

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What am I gonna do about it?

#399

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When I get out of here,

#400

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- I'm gonna clean Philadelphia. - Good.

#401

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A giant cleanse.

#402

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Well, good luck with that.

#403

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Not the city… the population.

#404

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Okay, well, go for it.

#405

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I can't stop shaking.

#406

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It's so hot and also so cold.

#407

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What's up, what's up? Talking hot and cold?

#408

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Mmm-hmm.

#409

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Charlie, are you sick, too?

#410

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Hmm, sick? Nah, Frank's all trying to shave me and shit.

#411

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I'm like, "Dude, no way."

#412

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So, I figured I'd hang out with you guys instead, you know?

#413

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We're very sick, we have the flu.

#414

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If you… If you stay in here, you're gonna get sick.

#415

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Good. He deserves it for ratting me out.

#416

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Please, Mac, I've been vaccinated for every disease in the book.

#417

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I'm gonna be just fine.

#418

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Oh, God. That's a lot of throw up.

#419

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This flu is so brutal.

#420

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Hey, guys?

#421

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I think I might be coming down with something, too.

#422

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Are you kidding me, dude?

#423

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Like, I think you're gonna die.

#424

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I think I'm gonna die.

#425

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I've never felt like this before in my life.

#426

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If I'm gonna die, I\'m gonna go down drinking.

#427

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Anyone want some booze?

#428

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I knew you drank cleaning supplies.

#429

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No, dude, this is booze. I stash whiskey in here.

#430

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Dude, you are an alcoholic.

#431

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Whatever.

#432

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Dee stashes warm beer in the ceiling of the back office.

#433

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I keep a flask of creme de menthe behind the jukebox

#434

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in the bar, it's not a big deal.

#435

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Just drink, you know, because this might be our last chance.

#436

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Bottoms up.

#437

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I'm not getting it.

#438

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So you crawl around on the bed, looking for minerals?

#439

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Uh, no.

#440

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If I'm looking for minerals, I got to be under the bed.

#441

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Minerals on top of the bed doesn't make any sense, actually.

#442

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None of this makes any sense. It's insane.

#443

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You know, I don't know about you guys,

#444

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and I don't know why this is happening,

#445

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but I actually feel a lot better.

#446

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Well, you look better. You guys all look better.

#447

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I'm actually feeling better, too.

#448

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- I feel great. - Yeah.

#449

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How is that even possible?

#450

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All we've been doing is sitting here and drinking.

#451

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How could we have gotten better so quickly?

#452

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Oh, my God, you guys.

#453

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You guys, we haven't been drinking since we quarantined ourselves into the bar.

#454

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At least since we got stuck in the bathroom.

#455

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Oh, that's right.

#456

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Wait, wait, wait, so what are you saying?

#457

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That we never had the flu? We were just having alcohol withdrawal?

#458

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Yeah.

#459

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Alcohol withdrawals! That's great!

#460

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Is it great? It means we're all alcoholics.

#461

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Ah…

#462

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Right.

#463

⇓

What do we do with that information?

#464

⇓

What do you do with any information?

#465

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You just stuff it deep down inside and keep an eye on it.

#466

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You keep it.

#467

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I'm certainly not gonna stop drinking.

#468

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I mean, I physically can't.

#469

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No, no, not at this point.

#470

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We're in… We're in too deep.

#471

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- Yeah. - I'm a… I'm a young guy.

#472

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- Just kids having fun, right? - That's right.

#473

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We got an audition to make.

#474

⇓

So let's bust this door down, Mac.

#475

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What do you say, you want to roundhouse the door for us?

#476

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I was gonna suggest that!

#477

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Yeah, I know you were, buddy. That's why I said it.

#478

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- Just do it and get it over with. - Okay.

#479

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Hold on, hold on, though.

#480

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If we don't want to break the door, I have a key.

#481

⇓

You've got a key?

#482

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We've been in here this whole time,

#483

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and you could've let us out?

#484

⇓

I didn't know that we were trapped in here.

#485

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I thought we were just playing quarantine.

#486

⇓

What the…

#487

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No, we're not playing quarantine. We're quarantined.

#488

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- Let's go. - Just open the door.

#489

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Yo, Frank! We're not sick.

#490

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Yeah, we're fine, dude. We…

#491

⇓

Whoa. What the hell is this?

#492

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Oh, shit, I think it's hand sanitizer.

#493

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Hand sanitizer?

#494

⇓

- Where is it going? - Frank?

#495

⇓

Uh, why is there hand sanitizer all over the floor?

#496

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It goes in here and…

#497

⇓

- Frank? - Oh, my God!

#498

⇓

What the hell did you do to yourself?

#499

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I just want to be pure.

#500

⇓

God, what are we gonna do about this?

#501

⇓

Probably get him to the hospital, right?

#502

⇓

Yeah.

#503

⇓

Ooh, let's make a quick stop first.

#504

⇓

Motownphilly's back again

#505

⇓

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

#506

⇓

Doing a little East Coast swing

#507

⇓

Boyz II Men going off

#508

⇓

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

#509

⇓

Not too hard, not too soft

#510

⇓

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da

#511

⇓

Boyz II Men, ABC, BBD

#512

⇓

Mmm-hmm.

#513

⇓

So, what do you think?

#514

⇓

In your professional opinion.

#515

⇓

You think we got a shot?

#516

⇓

We're talking about Boyz II Men here.

#517

⇓

- We want to go and we want to win. - Yeah.

#518

⇓

Boyz II Men? That concert is canceled.

#519

⇓

What? Why?

#520

⇓

Yeah, yeah, they all got the flu.

#521

⇓

Oh, son of a bitch!

#522

⇓

So we did this for nothing?

#523

⇓

Well, I mean, no, not nothing.

#524

⇓

I mean, guys, look, we came together in harmony.

#525

⇓

You know, if I'm being honest,

#526

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I'd rather go back to the bar and get drunk,

#527

⇓

- than go to some, you know, concert. - Yes!

#528

⇓

You know what, guys? We can sing at the bar like we always do.

#529

⇓

- That's right. - Yeah, but drink.

#530

⇓

- Oh, yeah. - 'Cause I want to drink.

#531

⇓

And we got to stay healthy.

#532

⇓

- That's right. - We have to stay healthy.

#533

⇓

We'll always drink.

#534

⇓

- Well, then from the top, shall we? - Okay.

#535

⇓

Motownphilly's back again

#536

⇓

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

#537

⇓

Doing a little East Coast swing

#538

⇓

Okay, we've got to get that sanitizer off you, huh?

#539

⇓

You ready or your sponge bath?

#540

⇓

Shit.

#541

⇓

Motownphilly's back again

#542

⇓

Doin' a little East Coast fling

#543

⇓

Boyz II Men going off

#544

⇓

Not too hard, not too soft

#545

⇓

Boyz II Men

#546

⇓

Yo, these four new jacks is real

#547

⇓

- Boyz II Men - Smooth on the harmony tip

#548

⇓

Nate, Mike, Shawn, and Wan You know the mentality

#549

⇓

- Boyz II Men - Keep flippin' the gift

#550

⇓

The spotlight is on us now

#551

⇓

Watch us do this

#552

⇓

Da-da

#553

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