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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 9, Episode 7 — The Gang Gets Quarantined

TMDB episode metadata

Show: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Episode title: The Gang Gets Quarantined

Air date: October 16, 2013

Director: Heath Cullens

Top billed cast: Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, Rob Mac, Kaitlin Olson, Danny DeVito

The gang voluntarily quarantine themselves inside of Paddy's in an attempt to keep their singing voices pristine for an upcoming competition when a severe flu outbreak sweeps Philadelphia.

Source: TMDB

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Motownphilly's back again

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Da-da-da-da-da-da-da

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Doing a little East Coast swing

coast east east-coast swing

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Boyz II Men going off

boyz

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Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

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- Not too hard, not too soft - Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

hard soft

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Back in school

school

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We used to dream about this every day

dream used

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Could it really happen

happen

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Or do dreams just fade away?

dreams fade

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No, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop, stop.

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God, guys, damn it.

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I mean, you know, I need a little…

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a little buoyancy in the harmonies.

harmonies

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I mean, listen to the lyrics, right?

lyrics

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"Not too hard… not too soft."

hard soft

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You were coming in pretty hard, I would say.

coming hard

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The lead's got to cut through, Dee.

leads

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I don't know, man. I thought we sounded pretty good.

sounded

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Oh, we sounded "pretty good."

sounded

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Oh, hi, super group Boyz II Men,

boyz group super

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please let us win your contest.

contest

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We sound, eh, pretty good.

sound

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Come on, man.

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If we're gonna open for Boyz II Men

boyz open

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at the Boyz II Men concert, we need to dazzle them with our harmonies.

boyz concert harmonies

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- Mmm… - Okay.

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He's dead.

dead

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Rodriguez is dead.

dead rodriguez

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Frank, will you get out of here?

frank

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We're in the middle of Boyz II Men rehearsal.

boyz middle rehearsal

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Well, hold on a second. I'll bite. Who's Rodriguez?

bite rodriguez second

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That sweet old man from our building.

building sweet

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This is the worst flu that Philly has ever seen.

philly seen worst

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Wow.

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- We have to quarantine ourselves. - What?

quarantine

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Frank, we're not gonna die of the flu

frank

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because we're young and vital.

vital young

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You are old and feeble.

feeble

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Actually, Frank does bring up a good point.

bring frank point

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We can't afford to get sick right now.

afford sick

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'Cause you know what you can't do when you get the flu?

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- Sing? - Sing.

sing

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Yeah, I mean, I was gonna…

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You wanted to say it?

wanted

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Yeah, but I wanted to say it.

wanted

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Oh, shit, well, I'm sorry, man.

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Uh, do you want to ask it again, or…

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Ask us again.

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Uh, you know what you can't do when you get…

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Nah, forget it, it's fine.

forget

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Quarantine, baby!

baby quarantine

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All right, this is gonna be good.

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Everybody find a spot to put your sleeping bags

bags everybody sleeping spot

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and we'll be all set.

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All right, Frank, where we at, my man?

frank

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Well, right there.

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You know, you don't have to sleep together.

sleep

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It's a comfort thing.

comfort

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Guys, I got to say, I'm excited to play quarantine.

excited quarantine

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Oh, my God, for the last time,

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we're not playing quarantine,

playing quarantine

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this is a quarantine.

quarantine

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- Huh? - I'm gonna get so blacked out.

blacked

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Yeah!

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What are you talking about?

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Mac, do you want to lose this singing contest?

contest lose singing

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Why do you think we're quarantining ourselves in the first place?

place

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To protect my life!

life protect

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No, to preserve our vocal cords, okay?

cords preserve vocal

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Which also means no alcohol, guys.

alcohol

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- What are you talking about? - Come on, dude!

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- That's crazy. - Wait a minute, that's a good idea.

crazy idea minute

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Because alcohol lowers your immune system.

alcohol immune system

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Well, why the hell are we quarantining ourselves in a bar,

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if we can't drink? We got to drink.

drink

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Yes, hi, I'd like to order two pepperonis, one combo

combo order

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and breadsticks, like, a shitload of breadsticks…

shitload

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Hey!

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You can't do that.

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This is a quarantine.

quarantine

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Nothing goes out, nothing comes in.

comes

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Especially a pizza guy.

especially pizza

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Going house to house, handling money,

handling house money

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banging lonely broads. They're filthy!

banging broads filthy lonely

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All right, come on, listen.

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I'm gonna take all your cell phones.

cell cell-phones phones

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You lost your privileges.

lost privileges

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- Thanks a lot, Dee. - Just until the vaccine is replenished.

thanks vaccine

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He does make a good point, you know?

point

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Vaccines really do work.

vaccines

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My mom used to vaccinate me,

used

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like, every month, and I never got sick.

month sick

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The reason you didn't get sick

reason sick

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was because you and your mom would wear

wear

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those ridiculous bubble boy suits during the flu season.

bubble ridiculous season suits

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Okay, what are we gonna do in here if we can't eat pizza or drink beer?

beer drink drink-beer pizza

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Well, I'll tell you exactly what we're gonna do.

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Practice.

practice

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Come on, man, you know, like, just let me do it.

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Like, why do you keep doing that?

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Why do you guys keep stealing that from me?

stealing

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Dum-dum-dum-da-da

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Dum-dum-dum-da-da

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Die-ya-ya-yada

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Da-da-da-ah-oh

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Yes! That was good.

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- That sounded… That's harmony. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

harmony sounded

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It was terrible, let's try it again,

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- let's try, let's do it again. - Terrible?

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We've been working this forever.

forever working

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- I think it's fine for now. - Yeah.

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You think "fine" is good enough for the Boyz II the Men?

boyz

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Ah, calm down.

calm

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Okay, guys, I think we're focusing a little too much

focusing

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on the singing and not enough on the showmanship.

singing

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Yeah.

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You know, maybe we should work out a couple of sweet dance moves, you know?

couple dance moves sweet

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What is that? Yeah.

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Like, that we could all do in unison.

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Or maybe we could wear the same outfit!

outfit wear

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Okay, yes!

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We'll create a visual harmony,

create harmony visual

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same outfit, good.

outfit

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Oh, you guys, you guys, if we want to stand out,

stand

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you know what we got to do?

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We got to focus on our story.

focus story

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Yes!

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Those competitions are all about how singing

competitions singing

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helped you overcome some major obstacle, you know?

helped major obstacle overcome

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So I'll do, like, a stutter,

stutter

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and I'll say I got it from, from watching,

watching

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like, a friend get blown to bits in Iraq.

bits blown friend iraq

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Ooh, ooh, you know what?

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And do it with a Southern accent and talk about Jesus a lot.

accent jesus southern southern-accent

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- Yeah! - Good, good.

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Okay, so we'll be, like, a group of, like,

group

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Southern, stuttering army vets

army southern stuttering vets

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- with, like, a religious bend. - Mmm-hmm.

bend religious

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Okay, and then we'll all be in the same outfit.

outfit

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Oh, we should be, like, carnies.

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- We're gonna be carnies. - Oh!

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- Religious stuttering army carnies. - Oh!

army religious stuttering

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- Who love Jesus. - And watched our friends explode on stage.

explode friends jesus love stage watched

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And have pearls and sing…

pearls sing

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My friend exploded

exploded friend

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My friend exploded…

exploded friend

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- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! - It's great, no?

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Hey.

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No.

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Absolutely not. Are you kidding me?

absolutely kidding

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- What? - What?

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It's a singing competition.

competition singing

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So can we please work on our harmonies?

harmonies

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And not talk about dressing like army carnies?

army dressing

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But then maybe one of us can be a…

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One, two, three.

three

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Goddamn it! Come out here!

goddamn goddamn-it

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Come on out here.

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- What? What? What? - What is your problem?

problem

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This.

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I found it in the back office in the garbage.

found garbage office

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It's still warm.

warm

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This whole quarantine has been compromised.

compromised quarantine whole

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What… me?

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Come on… Come on.

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Why would I do it? You guys would suspect me.

suspect

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a recent delivery you made to Paddy's Pub.

delivery paddys recent

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I'll get to the bottom of this.

bottom

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Yeah, all right, well, what was the name on the order?

name order

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Spider-Man.

spider

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That's very clever, yeah, yeah, yeah.

clever

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Dennis, ask him how it's possible

dennis possible

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for him to talk to you through a cut phone wire.

phone wire

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How is it possible for you to talk to me through a cut ph…

possible

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I cut it when I found the pizza.

found pizza

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Holy shit.

holy

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Dennis is Spider-Man.

dennis spider

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No… no one is Spider-Man.

spider

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Fine, yeah. Oh, yeah, it was me,

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the evil villain with the perfect voice

evil perfect villain voice

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who ordered the pizza,

ordered pizza

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but, guys, you don't have to worry about me, all right?

worry

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I can fight off whatever stupid illness

fight illness stupid

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this pizza may or may not have had, all right?

pizza

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I'm in perfect control of my body.

body control perfect

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Just like I am with my voice.

voice

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I can go from flaccid to erect at a moment's notice.

erect flaccid moments notice

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He can, I've seen it.

seen

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Buddy, you're seeing it. You're all seeing it.

buddy seeing

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'Cause I'm doing it right now.

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Flaccid, erect.

erect flaccid

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Flaccid, erect.

erect flaccid

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Flaccid, erect.

erect flaccid

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Not too hard, not too soft.

hard soft

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Come on, what are you doing?

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You're gonna quarantine me inside a quarantine, really?

quarantine

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Oh, sh…

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Now, this is the look that I was talking about.

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You got the bow ties and the ball caps.

ball caps ties

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It's casual formal.

casual formal

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Yeah, right, right, right.

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Like, are they bat boys or are they butlers?

boys butlers

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You don't know, but it's like a sweet look.

sweet

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Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma

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Ma-ma-ma

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What is he doing?

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Oh, I'm just warming up my voice a little bit.

voice warming

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You guys should, uh, keep warm. Stay warm.

warm

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- My God, I'm loving him in the bathroom. - Me, too.

bathroom loving

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- I mean, it's great. - Yeah.

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Now, I did a little sketch of the outfit myself.

outfit sketch

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And I wasn't quite sure what you were going for.

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Like, if we were all each gonna be a body part,

body body-part part

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or if you wanted us mashed in this thing

mashed wanted

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side-by-side somehow?

side

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What are you talking about?

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Well, you said that we're all in the same outfit, right?

outfit

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So I'm trying to figure, like, who goes where.

figure

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"Same" as in "matching,"

matching

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not same as in jammed into the same set of clothing.

clothing jammed

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Okay, not sure that's as good,

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'cause this really makes a splash with the crowd.

crowd makes splash

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Dee, what do you think about all this?

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D… Don't, Don't put me on the spot.

spot

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I'm just, I'm just a Jesus-loving ex-Marine.

jesus loving marine

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That's really good. I mean, it's so, so sad.

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It's supposed to be sad.

supposed

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It's supposed to guilt them into voting for us, you know.

guilt supposed voting

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That's not all.

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This Bible's a Bible of my daddy who just di-di-died

bible bibles daddy died

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in my arms of throat cancer, from eating

arms cancer eating throat

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some bad pussy.

pussy

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Hmm. Hmm.

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You just earned your spot at the head of the suit, Dee.

earned head spot suit

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That was really good. That was good.

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Frank, what the hell are you doing, dude?

frank

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I'm getting rid of all this contaminated crap!

contaminated

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Now, come on, you're going crazy with this food thing, Frank.

crazy food frank

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We need to eat.

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We need to eat, but we only eat protected food from now on.

food protected

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Like, oranges and coconuts and snow crab.

coconuts crab oranges snow

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No! No snow crabs!

crabs snow

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The shells could lacerate your throats.

throats

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Absolutely not.

absolutely

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Okay, well, someone's gonna have to go out and get this food,

food someones

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so I'll do it.

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No, no, no! You can go out together.

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You can't go out alone.

alone

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In case one of you get sneezed on,

case sneezed

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the other one can report back.

report

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Frank, tell you what.

frank

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Mac and I will go out.

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And I guarantee we won't get sneezed on.

guarantee sneezed

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All right, dude, first things first.

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Let's get some beer, man.

beer

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You know, screw Dennis and his rules.

dennis rules screw

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The guy's, like, you know, such a dick about shit.

dick

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Yeah, dude, he can be so controlling, you know?

controlling

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He can do really cool stuff with his dick, though.

cool cool-stuff dick stuff

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You gotta ease up on talking about dicks, man.

dicks ease

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Like, it's just… It's too much by this point.

point

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You think? Oh, wait a second.

second

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There's no… There's no opening to this.

opening

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Shit, I'm sorry, dude. I forgot, there's no opening in yours.

forgot opening

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But my mom rigged hers with a special pouch

rigged special

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so that she could have her cocktails.

cocktails

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See? It fills up.

fills

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Your mom rigged her suit so she could drink booze?

booze drink rigged suit

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Dude, you mom's an alcoholic.

alcoholic moms

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My mom's not an alcoholic!

alcoholic moms

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No, bro! She is, but it's totally cool,

cool

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because it skips a generation.

generation skips

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That's why you're not an alcoholic.

alcoholic

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That's not good right there, man!

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There's too many bogeys!

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Let's get some fruit, let's get out of here,

fruit

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let's get back to the quarantine.

quarantine

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That's right, man. Let's get out of here.

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Whoa! Stop!

whoa

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What is this? I love it!

love

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- Huh? - What was all this?

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Oh, it's just a little dance move I've been working on.

dance working

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It's stupid. I was just practicing.

practicing stupid

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No, man, that's sweet as hell. Show me that shit.

sweet

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- You like it? - Yeah!

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It sort of like a Fly Girl power spin.

girl girl-power power spin

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I've been working on it. It's a…

working

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You want to see the whole thing? It's sort of a…

whole

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Whoo!

whoo

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Oh, shit, you all right?

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It's a balance thing.

balance

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! You got a breach!

breach whoa whoa-whoa whoa-whoa-whoa

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Oh, shit!

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Come on.

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All right, all right! Close your pit!

close

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- Close your pit! - Don't tell Frank.

close frank

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- I won't tell Frank. - Okay.

frank

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- Hold your arm. - Don't tell Frank.

frank

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Hold your breath. Go! Move!

breath

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Charlie, don't tell Frank!

charlie frank

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Look at all the hair. Look at the hair.

hair

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It's like a goddamn barbershop.

goddamn

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Be on the lookout, Deandra!

deandra lookout

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Yeah, copy that. Looking for hair.

copy hair looking

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Stop talking about hair, please.

hair

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It's very annoying to me.

annoying

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That's what carries the disease, Dennis, the hair.

carries dennis disease hair

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We don't really need it.

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Look at us.

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We're evolving without it.

evolving

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We came from the apes, and look at us now.

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One day, we'll be completely hairless and totally pure.

completely hairless pure

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Yeah, you should write that down.

write

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What are you doing?

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Cleaning, cleaning.

cleaning

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You know, you said scrub the place from top to bottom.

bottom place scrub

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And it was a good thing that I did, too,

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because I'll tell you what.

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Mad dusty up there.

dusty

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Yeah, good, good… Good thinking.

thinking

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- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah.

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Were you eating pizza and drinking beer up there?

beer drinking drinking-beer eating pizza

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Yes, Frank, I was eating and drinking in a ceiling.

ceiling drinking eating frank

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I mean, will you use your head?

head

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- No, I'm getting a little stir crazy. - Yeah.

crazy stir

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That's, that's…

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Yeah, it's driving you nuts.

driving nuts

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- Driving me nuts. - I get it.

driving nuts

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Right.

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- One more thing. - Hmm?

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That's not mine.

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Hey, Frank, are you kidding me?

frank kidding

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Goddamn it, it's just one beer!

beer goddamn goddamn-it

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It only takes one germ, Dee.

takes

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Oh, Jesus!

jesus

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Of course, how anybody thinks that a germ could survive

anybody anybody-thinks course survive thinks

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a scalding hot pizza is beyond me.

beyond pizza

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Oh, Dennis, you don't look good.

dennis

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Trust me, Dee, if I found myself getting sick,

found sick trust

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I would simply say…

simply

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"Sickness be gone!"

gone sickness

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It's all here, you know, oranges, hand sanitizer,

hand oranges sanitizer

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- basically everything. No snow crabs. - Good.

crabs snow

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Hey, where's Dee?

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Quarantined.

quarantined

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There was a breach.

breach

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No breaches on your end, right?

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- No. - No, no breaches.

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- Yeah. Everything's cool. - No, no, breaches.

cool everythings

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Yeah, everything was cool. Yeah, everything was good.

cool

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Good. I'm gonna go shave.

shave

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Get all this filthy hair off my face.

face filthy hair

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Oh.

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Then when I come back,

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we'll play some games so nobody goes nuts or nothing.

games nobody nuts

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Uh, movie, movie. Okay, movie.

movie

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Two, three, four, five words. Doesn't matter?

five four four-five matter three three-four three-four-five words

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Ocean's Eleven.

eleven oceans

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Ocean's Twelve!

oceans twelve

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Ocean's Thirteen!

oceans

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Frank, I can't concentrate when you look like this.

concentrate frank

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You look ridiculous, man.

ridiculous

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It was What's Eating Gilbert Grape.

eating grape

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That's where all the bacteria lies, Charlie, in your hair.

bacteria charlie hair lies

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That's why I shaved it off.

shaved

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Now it just flows off my body.

body flows

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You should do the same, mmm-hmm.

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He breached! He breached!

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His suit ripped in the store!

ripped store suit

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He tried to do, like, a power spin, and it ripped.

power ripped spin tried

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And he probably got sick!

sick

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That's not true! Oh, you rat!

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This is bullshit! This is bullshit! I feel fine.

bullshit

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You should stand over there

stand

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'cause I think I'm really getting the flu.

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Oh, I'm… I'm sick as a dog already.

sick

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Oh, if you guys are getting sick, then stay away from me.

sick

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Holy shit, dude!

holy

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I think we need to call 911 for you.

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Hey, should we work on our harmonies?

harmonies

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Seriously, dude?

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I think we need to get you to a hospital.

hospital

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Does that sound like a man who needs to be in a hospital?

hospital needs sound

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- Yeah, dude. - From the top.

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Motown…

motown

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Motownphilly…

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Ugh!

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Charlie? Charlie, look at that.

charlie charlie-charlie

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Look how clean I am.

clean

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Dude, you look like a shriveled raisin.

raisin

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It's all about purity, Charlie.

charlie

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Humans are filthy.

filthy humans

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Dirty filthy.

dirty filthy

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All right, man.

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You got them mixing with beasts…

beasts mixing

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fowl, rodents.

rodents

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People do what they do, man.

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What am I gonna do about it?

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When I get out of here,

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- I'm gonna clean Philadelphia. - Good.

clean philadelphia

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A giant cleanse.

cleanse giant

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Well, good luck with that.

luck

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Not the city… the population.

city population

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Okay, well, go for it.

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I can't stop shaking.

shaking

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It's so hot and also so cold.

cold

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What's up, what's up? Talking hot and cold?

cold

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Mmm-hmm.

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Charlie, are you sick, too?

charlie sick

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Hmm, sick? Nah, Frank's all trying to shave me and shit.

franks shave sick

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I'm like, "Dude, no way."

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So, I figured I'd hang out with you guys instead, you know?

figured hang

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We're very sick, we have the flu.

sick

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If you… If you stay in here, you're gonna get sick.

sick

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Good. He deserves it for ratting me out.

deserves

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Please, Mac, I've been vaccinated for every disease in the book.

book disease vaccinated

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I'm gonna be just fine.

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Oh, God. That's a lot of throw up.

throw

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This flu is so brutal.

brutal

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Hey, guys?

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I think I might be coming down with something, too.

coming might

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Are you kidding me, dude?

kidding

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Like, I think you're gonna die.

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I think I'm gonna die.

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I've never felt like this before in my life.

life

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If I'm gonna die, I\'m gonna go down drinking.

drinking

↓

Anyone want some booze?

booze

↓

I knew you drank cleaning supplies.

cleaning drank supplies

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No, dude, this is booze. I stash whiskey in here.

booze stash whiskey

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Dude, you are an alcoholic.

alcoholic

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Whatever.

↓

Dee stashes warm beer in the ceiling of the back office.

beer ceiling office warm

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I keep a flask of creme de menthe behind the jukebox

behind jukebox

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in the bar, it's not a big deal.

deal

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Just drink, you know, because this might be our last chance.

chance drink might

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Bottoms up.

bottoms

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I'm not getting it.

↓

So you crawl around on the bed, looking for minerals?

crawl looking

↓

Uh, no.

↓

If I'm looking for minerals, I got to be under the bed.

looking

↓

Minerals on top of the bed doesn't make any sense, actually.

sense

↓

None of this makes any sense. It's insane.

insane makes sense

↓

You know, I don't know about you guys,

↓

and I don't know why this is happening,

↓

but I actually feel a lot better.

↓

Well, you look better. You guys all look better.

↓

I'm actually feeling better, too.

feeling

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- I feel great. - Yeah.

↓

How is that even possible?

possible

↓

All we've been doing is sitting here and drinking.

drinking sitting

↓

How could we have gotten better so quickly?

gotten quickly

↓

Oh, my God, you guys.

↓

You guys, we haven't been drinking since we quarantined ourselves into the bar.

drinking quarantined

↓

At least since we got stuck in the bathroom.

bathroom least stuck

↓

Oh, that's right.

↓

Wait, wait, wait, so what are you saying?

↓

That we never had the flu? We were just having alcohol withdrawal?

alcohol having withdrawal

↓

Yeah.

↓

Alcohol withdrawals! That's great!

alcohol

↓

Is it great? It means we're all alcoholics.

↓

Ah…

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Right.

↓

What do we do with that information?

information

↓

What do you do with any information?

information

↓

You just stuff it deep down inside and keep an eye on it.

deep stuff

↓

You keep it.

↓

I'm certainly not gonna stop drinking.

certainly drinking

↓

I mean, I physically can't.

physically

↓

No, no, not at this point.

point

↓

We're in… We're in too deep.

deep

↓

- Yeah. - I'm a… I'm a young guy.

young

↓

- Just kids having fun, right? - That's right.

fun having kids

↓

We got an audition to make.

audition

↓

So let's bust this door down, Mac.

bust door

↓

What do you say, you want to roundhouse the door for us?

door roundhouse

↓

I was gonna suggest that!

suggest

↓

Yeah, I know you were, buddy. That's why I said it.

buddy

↓

- Just do it and get it over with. - Okay.

↓

Hold on, hold on, though.

↓

If we don't want to break the door, I have a key.

break door

↓

You've got a key?

↓

We've been in here this whole time,

whole

↓

and you could've let us out?

couldve

↓

I didn't know that we were trapped in here.

trapped

↓

I thought we were just playing quarantine.

playing quarantine

↓

What the…

↓

No, we're not playing quarantine. We're quarantined.

playing quarantine quarantined

↓

- Let's go. - Just open the door.

door open

↓

Yo, Frank! We're not sick.

frank sick

↓

Yeah, we're fine, dude. We…

↓

Whoa. What the hell is this?

whoa

↓

Oh, shit, I think it's hand sanitizer.

hand sanitizer

↓

Hand sanitizer?

hand sanitizer

↓

- Where is it going? - Frank?

frank

↓

Uh, why is there hand sanitizer all over the floor?

floor hand sanitizer

↓

It goes in here and…

↓

- Frank? - Oh, my God!

frank

↓

What the hell did you do to yourself?

↓

I just want to be pure.

pure

↓

God, what are we gonna do about this?

↓

Probably get him to the hospital, right?

hospital

↓

Yeah.

↓

Ooh, let's make a quick stop first.

quick

↓

Motownphilly's back again

↓

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

↓

Doing a little East Coast swing

coast east east-coast swing

↓

Boyz II Men going off

boyz

↓

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

↓

Not too hard, not too soft

hard soft

↓

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da

↓

Boyz II Men, ABC, BBD

boyz

↓

Mmm-hmm.

↓

So, what do you think?

↓

In your professional opinion.

opinion professional professional-opinion

↓

You think we got a shot?

shot

↓

We're talking about Boyz II Men here.

boyz

↓

- We want to go and we want to win. - Yeah.

↓

Boyz II Men? That concert is canceled.

boyz canceled concert

↓

What? Why?

↓

Yeah, yeah, they all got the flu.

↓

Oh, son of a bitch!

bitch

↓

So we did this for nothing?

↓

Well, I mean, no, not nothing.

↓

I mean, guys, look, we came together in harmony.

harmony

↓

You know, if I'm being honest,

honest

↓

I'd rather go back to the bar and get drunk,

drunk

↓

- than go to some, you know, concert. - Yes!

concert

↓

You know what, guys? We can sing at the bar like we always do.

sing

↓

- That's right. - Yeah, but drink.

drink

↓

- Oh, yeah. - 'Cause I want to drink.

drink

↓

And we got to stay healthy.

healthy

↓

- That's right. - We have to stay healthy.

healthy

↓

We'll always drink.

drink

↓

- Well, then from the top, shall we? - Okay.

↓

Motownphilly's back again

↓

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

↓

Doing a little East Coast swing

coast east east-coast swing

↓

Okay, we've got to get that sanitizer off you, huh?

sanitizer

↓

You ready or your sponge bath?

bath ready sponge sponge-bath

↓

Shit.

↓

Motownphilly's back again

↓

Doin' a little East Coast fling

coast doin east east-coast fling

↓

Boyz II Men going off

boyz

↓

Not too hard, not too soft

hard soft

↓

Boyz II Men

boyz

↓

Yo, these four new jacks is real

four jacks real

↓

- Boyz II Men - Smooth on the harmony tip

boyz harmony smooth

↓

Nate, Mike, Shawn, and Wan You know the mentality

mike nate shawn

↓

- Boyz II Men - Keep flippin' the gift

boyz gift

↓

The spotlight is on us now

spotlight

↓

Watch us do this

watch

↓

Da-da