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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 9, Episode 6 — The Gang Saves the Day

TMDB episode metadata
Show: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Episode title: The Gang Saves the Day
Air date: October 09, 2013
Director: Dan Attias
Top billed cast: Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, Rob Mac, Kaitlin Olson, Danny DeVito
A routine trip to a convenience store places the gang in the middle of an armed robbery.
Source: TMDB
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This place has got the best hot dogs in Philadelphia.
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Once you nosh on these,
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you're not gonna want to eat another hot dog after this.
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Might as well get some snacks while we're here.
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I'm getting a beer.
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Well, don't grab a beer. We're on our way to a bar, which we own.
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- I'm gonna get a beer, too. - Are you serious?
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- Anyone else? - Yeah, I'll have a beer.
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- Of course I want a beer. Yeah. - Don't…
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All right, well, I'm not gonna be the only one
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not drinking beer, so come on.
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Don't move!
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Oh, sh…
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Open the register.
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Open it!
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Oh, shit, oh, God, we're all gonna die.
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Put the money in the bag.
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Do it fast, or I'll blow your brains out!
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What are we gonna do?
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Put the money in the bag.
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Do it fast, or I'll blow your brains out!
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What are we gonna do?
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I will shoot you In the teeth.
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- Okay. I… - Give me the money.
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Hey, bozo.
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Walk away now, and I let you live.
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Or stick around and repent for your sins.
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You better step your ass back.
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- And you better say "cheese." - Huh?
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Crisis averted.
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Holy shit!
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Mac, that was amazing!
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Oh, my God.
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Did you like my "say cheese" line?
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I didn't quite get that, if I'm being honest.
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Yeah, I was a little bit confused by that as well.
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It was a pun, 'cause I flung cheese in his face, you know?
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- No, I got that, but… - Yeah, but that's not really a pun.
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- No. - No, if you…
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If you had taken his photograph,
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- and then you flung cheese in his face… - There it is.
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- That would be a pun. - Yeah, you take a guy's picture,
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- you say, "Say cheese!" - That would've done it.
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Should I go get a camera?
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You know what? Yeah, he's missing the point.
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- It doesn't matter. - Let's get past it.
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What you just did
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- was badass. - Oh, my God.
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Now let's take a look at who this scumbag is.
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Oh, shit.
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Yakuza.
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Go, go!
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- Oh, shit! - Go!
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Oh, my God.
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- Hyah! - Hyoh!
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Mac, watch out!
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Hyah!
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Very impressive.
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Your technique is impeccable.
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Cool off.
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My God, Mac, that was amazing.
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And that's a great pun, dude. You used the pun right!
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- Yeah, you got the pun right, dude. - "Cool off."
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Huh? What pun?
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"Cool off!" And you kicked him in the fridge!
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- He's not getting it, is he? - No, he's not. Forget it.
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What is a pun?
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- You know what, move past it. - I'll take his photograph.
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Hey!
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What the hell is the matter with you?
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Why would you do that?
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I killed the boss.
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That's not the boss, you idiot.
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He's my father! He owns the store!
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Whoops. My bad.
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Now, is your throat okay?
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Is it… Is that from the smoke, or…
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Is that a pun?
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Oh, my God, Mac, no!
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Mac, Mac, listen to me.
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We're sorry for doubting your awesomeness.
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- Yeah. - I can't live without you.
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- Don't die. - Please.
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I…
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Don't…
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Forgive you.
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No!
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No, no…
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I love you!
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I love you!
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God?
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Hello, Mac.
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Those were some pretty sweet moves.
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Thank you, my Lord and Savior.
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Won't you join me?
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Is that seat for me?
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You're goddamn right it is.
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Oh, hey, Rex.
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'Sup, bro?
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So what do we do now?
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Now we ignore everyone's prayers.
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Put the money in the bag.
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Do it fast, or I'll blow your brains out!
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What are we gonna do?
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Damn it, Dee, this is all your fault.
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- What? - It is your fault.
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- It's because of you. - How is this my fault?
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It just is, you stupid bitch.
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Guys, you thinking what I'm thinking?
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- Let's sacrifice her. - What…
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- No… - Sir, sir!
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- Please, take her, take her! - Taker her! Take the girl!
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Have your way with the whore!
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Oh.
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Let me blow these assholes away.
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No, no, wait, wait, wait, please, please!
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Please, don't shoot my friends. Listen, listen to me.
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Just give me the gun, okay?
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We'll work something out.
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Just give me the gun.
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Give it to me.
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There you go.
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- Dee did it! - You saved our lives!
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- You saved the day! - You're the hero.
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I'll see you in hell, boners.
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No witnesses.
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I like your style.
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We should team up. Us ladies need to stick together.
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I tell you what.
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I got your back for life.
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She did it.
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What?
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You bitch!
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You're dead! You hear me?
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Miss Reynolds?
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We need to get you into
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the witness protection program immediately.
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Let me ask.
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Are you good at playing characters?
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Hello, love, I'm your new butler.
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Albert Covington's the name.
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Is your mom about?
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I'm sorry, their mother's no longer with us.
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Oh.
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Well, then, it looks like I've come at the right time.
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Children, your chariot awaits.
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Ah, Miss Sarah,
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ham and cheese, no crust, just the way you like it.
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Ah, ah, ah!
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Who slayed Achilles?
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Uh, Paris, Hector's brother.
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Well done, lad!
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- An extra treat for you. - Yes!
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- Mr. Covington, have you seen my… - Briefcase, sir.
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Oh, Mr. Covington.
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You're the best, Mr. Covington.
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How long are you staying with us?
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Well, Sarah,
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something tells me I'm gonna be here a long time.
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Why is that?
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Your sweater's on backwards.
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Paper plates for dinnerHouse is a mess
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Life for a single parent Is full of stress
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Makes you want to put a gun In your mouth
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Or get real high
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But with a little help
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I think we'll just get by
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By now, everyone knows the remarkable story
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of Dee Reynolds, a government witness
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whose turn as a British butler was so convincing
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that it was spun off into the highest rated sitcom of all time.
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Today she is here to talk with us
today
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about her upcoming blockbuster Mother Earth.
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Tell us more about it.
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Well, this time I play a very beautiful woman.
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Uh, a warrior princess who saves the world.
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It's already grossed over $900 million in presale tickets,
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but I don't care about that.
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You know, I'm more interested in exploring truth through character.
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- Amazing. - Yes.
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And I understand you've recently become engaged
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to young heartthrob crooner, Josh Groban.
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When I found out that Mr. Covington was actually a chick,
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yeah, I had to have her.
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I mean, look at her.
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She's smart, she's sexy, she's hilarious.
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She pops.
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He likes his ladies to pop.
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That's true, Groban does like his ladies to pop.
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Isn't he cute?
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Sing her that song you wrote for me.
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- Which one? - The one you wrote for me.
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- Oh, God, put me on the spot. - It's great.
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Oh, you're gonna love it!
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She's got blonde hair
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She's perfect in every way
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Feet not too large
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Not too small
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Blonde hair
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She's gorgeous
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Not like a bird
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But like a beautiful woman
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Definitely not like a bird
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Oh.
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I love this man so much.
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Tell you what.
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I've got the feeling
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we're gonna be together a long time.
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That's how babies are made.
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But they didn't stay together a long time,
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their marriage only lasting a shocking 17 minutes
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before Reynolds met a new man
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who she claimed she had to have.
claimed
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I'll shoot you in the teeth.
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- Okay! I… I'm going… - Give me the money!
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Put the money in the bag.
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Do it fast, or I'll blow your brains out!
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What are we gonna do?
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Give me the money!
money
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You're going about this all wrong, friend.
friend
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What the hell do you know?
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More than you think.
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A fisherman always spots another fisherman from afar.
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Hard candy?
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Oh. I…
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I dares it… I dar-dar-dar…
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A crammy hand…
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A crammy handle bit.
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A crammy handle bit aye.
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Der…
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I love you.
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Oh, God!
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I…
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Am…
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God.
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I think he's awake. His eyes keep opening.
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Ah, I don't know, man. He looks weird.
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Can he hear us?
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No way.
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His eggs are scrambled.
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Mr. Reynolds, are you there?
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Blink if you can understand me.
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Where am I?
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You were shot in the head during an armed robbery.
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The bullet narrowly missed your brain stem
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and exited the back of your skull.
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Does… Does my dick work?
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No.
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Your penis does not work.
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Kill me.
kill
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Mr. Reynolds, Mr. Reynolds.
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It's important that you maintain a positive attitude.
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Now, with a lot of hard work
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and the support of your friends…
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Ah, it appears they've left.
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Well, not to worry.
worry
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We have a top-notch rehabilitation staff
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and they're gonna do everything they can
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to improve your quality of life.
improvelifequality
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In fact, here comes your nurse now.
comesfactnurse
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Till now
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I always got by on my own
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I never really cared
cared
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Until I met you
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Hello, Dennis.
dennis
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From the Channel Five News weather team.
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Once upon a time, yes.
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But I left that to do something more meaningful with my life.
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Now, what do you say we get you back on your feet?
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The forecast calls for sunshine.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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I can't do it.
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That's it.
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Use your strength. That's right.
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You're so strong.
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That's it. Good.
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- Oh, I'm so proud of you, yes! - Oh, my God!
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Yes!
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Yeah!
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Ah, yes!
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Yes!
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Yes.
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Jackie…
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- I need to tell you something. - Okay.
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I am in love with you!
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She's lucky to be alive.
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She broke her arm, few ribs, punctured a lung,
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shattered her pelvis…
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Compound fractures in both legs.
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Her breasts?
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Excuse me?
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What about her breasts?
breasts
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I'm afraid that they were, um…
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Obliterated.
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Believe me, we did everything in our power
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to try to save them, but…
save
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Now, look, she has a long, difficult road ahead of her,
aheaddifficultroad
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but you above all people should know
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that anything is possible.
possible
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She is lucky to have you in her life.
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Could you give us a moment, please?
moment
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Of course.
course
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I'm walking on sunshine
sunshinewalking
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Whoa oh
whoa
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I'm walking on sunshine
sunshinewalking
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Whoa oh
whoa
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I'm walking on sunshine
sunshinewalking
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Whoa oh
whoa
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Rest easy, my angel.
angeleasyrest
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Put the money in the bag.
money
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Do it fast, or I'll blow your brains out!
blowbrainsfast
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What are we gonna do?
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Let's go, buddy. Today!
buddytoday
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Everybody stay calm.
calmeverybody
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I'll handle this.
handle
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- What? - No, Frank. Hey, Stop it.
frank
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Frank, don't be…
frank
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- Are you crazy? - Frank, what are you doing?
crazyfrank
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Hurry up.
hurry
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Move faster, or I'll shoot you in the face.
facefastershoot
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In the bag. In the bag.
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I'm gonna shoot you if you don't move faster.
fastershoot
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Let's go.
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I don't have all day. Come on.
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You're surrounded.
surrounded
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Put your weapon down and come out with your hands up.
handsweapon
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You're gonna have to kill me!
kill
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All right, send in the K-9.
send
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Oh, get him off me! Goddamn it, no!
goddamngoddamn-it
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Whoa, easy, puppy.
easypuppywhoa
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All right, the girl's dead,
deadgirls
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but we can still save the others.
otherssave
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Mmm…
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I will shoot you in the teeth.
shootteeth
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Give me the money.
money
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Put the money in the bag.
money
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Do it fast, or I'll blow your brains out!
blowbrainsfast
↓
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Put the money in the bag.
money
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Do it fast, or I'll blow your brains out!
blowbrainsfast
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Waitress, no!
waitress
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You dick!
dick
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Come on!
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Oh, my God, Charlie, that was so brave.
bravecharlie
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Anything for you, my love.
love
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Charlie. What are you doing, dude?
charlie
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Huh? Nothing. What are you doing?
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Will you focus? We're in a serious situation here.
focusserioussituation
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What are we gonna do, you guys?
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
thinking
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Yeah.
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What the… The big bills, underneath.
billsunderneath
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Give me the big bills.
bills