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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 18, Episode 10 — The Guys Have a Sleepover

TMDB episode metadata

Show: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Episode title: The Guys Have a Sleepover

Air date: October 12, 2026

Director: Todd Biermann

Top billed cast: Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, Rob Mac, Kaitlin Olson, Danny DeVito

Blinded from LASIK surgery, Dee pleads for the guys to spend the night to keep her safe from neighborhood crime, but they listen to the wolves inside themselves and opt for a dudes-only sleepover of their own.

Source: TMDB

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-[Charlie] This your card? -[Mac] Nope.

card charlie nope

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[Charlie] Aw. Sh... [stammers]

charlie stammers

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-Is this your card? -No.

card

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Oh. All right, hang on. Is it this one?

hang

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-No. -It's gonna be one of these. I guarantee it.

guarantee

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-Yeah. -Of course it has to be one of 'em. It's-- The entire deck

course deck entire

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-is in your hands. -[phone chimes] -[gasps]

chimes gasps hands phone phone-chimes

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Oh, God. Not another one.

another

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What are you complaining about now, Dee?

complaining

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There was a break-in one street over from us, you guys.

break street

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-What are you looking at? -It's this PingCrime app

looking

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that Dee's been obsessed with lately where people post

dees lately obsessed post

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about crimes and their locations and shit.

crimes

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Why are women so obsessed with true crime?

crime obsessed women

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Like murder podcasts, true crime TV shows.

crime murder shows

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-It's like... You just, like, gobble it up. -Documentaries. The whole...

gobble whole

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Just gobble, gobble, gobble.

gobble

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I wouldn't say I'm obsessed with it.

obsessed

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I just like having the information. For safety.

having information safety

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For safety? [stammers] Let me see.

safety stammers

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Let me see what's going on around here. Uh...

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Let's see. We got a guy exposing himself

exposing

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-to people in the mall. -Ooh.

mall

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-Oh, God. Good-good thing you know that. -I mean,

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Frank does that all the time.

frank

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Um, we got a guy running red lights.

lights running

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-Ooh, scary, Dee. -Oh, no. -Loose chicken

chicken loose scary

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-in the mall? Dee, you have... -Oh. [clucking]

clucking mall

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-...every right to be afraid. -[Charlie] Oh, no. Thank God

afraid charlie

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-you knew about the chicken. -[Frank] A bird.

bird chicken frank

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-[laughs] -Dee, these crimes are totally harmless.

crimes harmless laughs

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-[Charlie] Yeah, yeah, yeah. -[phone chimes]

charlie chimes phone phone-chimes

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What's this one? What's this one? What's this one?

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-[chuckles] -That's a double homicide.

chuckles double

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-Really? -Yeah, a guy

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killed his wife and kid

killed wife

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-with a meat tenderizer. -[Dee] Uh...

meat

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-That's a brutal murder. -Oh, my God. Where was that?

brutal murder

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-It was, like, a block from your apartment building. -M-Mine?!

apartment block building

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-Actually, that might be your apartment building. -Oh, yeah,

apartment building might

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-that looks exactly like her-- -Yeah. It's hard to tell, Dee.

hard

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-Oh, my God. -I don't know. I mean, your-your apartment

apartment

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is in a hotbed of crime, though, I have to say.

crime

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Okay. Now can you see why this might be kind of useful?

might useful

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Not really, Dee. Personally, I think you're just better off

personally

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-not knowing this stuff. -Uh, that's right, Charlie.

charlie knowing stuff

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Big deal. Hey, you know what, it doesn't matter.

deal matter

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I'm just glad that you're sleeping over tonight.

glad sleeping tonight

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-That puts my mind at ease a little. -I'm what now?

ease mind

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You're spending the night tonight

night spending tonight

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'cause I'm getting LASIK.

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And?

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And I won't be able to see for about six hours.

able hours

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So you said you would come over and you would spend the night

night spend

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at my apartment. You-you don't remember this?

apartment remember

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I remember you asking me to sleep over,

asking remember sleep

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but I don't remember agreeing to it.

agreeing remember

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-Are you kidding me? -No. -[phone chimes]

chimes kidding phone phone-chimes

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Oh, good! There was a stabbing one block away.

block stabbing

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-Could be the same guy who killed his family. -Hey.

family killed

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-Probably is the guy. -Oh. -That's good news.

news

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That doesn't put my mind at ease!

ease mind

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Oh, my God! You're just-- you're freaking out

freaking

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about nothing! People stab each other all the time

stab

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in the city. I stabbed someone on the way to work today.

city stabbed today

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-What?! -It's not a big deal. Yes, there was a homeless guy on the bus.

deal homeless

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-He wouldn't get off. I-I-I got a ballpoint pen. -[Frank] Yeah. Yeah.

frank

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-I just... Right in his... -[Frank] Did he bleed?

bleed frank

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-I got someone, too. -Right in his side.

side

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-Applause from the people on the bus. -I...

applause

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-Yeah. -I carry this around with me,

carry

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-'cause I'm stabbing-- -Exactly. We're a stab-based society.

based society stab stabbing

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-People go around. It's one guy on a rampage. -Okay. No. You know what?

rampage

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You're right, you're right. We're all-- we're all stabbing

stabbing

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and everything's good 'cause it was the same guy.

everythings

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Listen, you guys, I have a really fun idea, okay?

fun idea

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How about you come over to my place tonight

place place-tonight tonight

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and we have a sleepover? Hear me out.

sleepover

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We can get fun food. We can watch movies.

food fun movies watch

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-We can get sleeping bags. -[Mac chuckles]

bags chuckles sleeping

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-Dee, what are we, ten? We're grown men. -[laughing]

grown laughing

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We-- Dee, we're not gonna have a sleepover at your house. -Sleepover.

house sleepover

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[Charlie] Ah! Can you imagine us having

charlie having imagine

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-a sleepover at our age? -[laughing] -Ah!

laughing sleepover

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-Oh, my God. -We're having a sleepover. -No.

having sleepover

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♪ ♪

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-I say we bust this bad boy. -[Charlie] Oh! -[Frank exclaims]

bust charlie exclaims frank

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[Frank and Charlie] Boys! Boys! Boys! Boys!

boys charlie frank

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-Boys! -No girls! No girls!

boys girls

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-No girls! No girls! Sleepover! Sleepover! -No girls!

girls sleepover

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-Sleepover! Sleepover! Sleepover! Sleepover! -[laughs]

laughs sleepover

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Probably enough chanting. [laughs] That's probably enough.

chanting laughs

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-I can't wait to get into the good stuff, man. -This is exciting.

exciting stuff

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-We're gonna do pranks. We're gonna do trust falls. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

falls pranks trust

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-Yeah. Trust falls. -We're gonna play truth or dare.

dare falls trust truth

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-We're gonna sneak out of this place. -Truth or dare. Yeah, yeah.

dare place sneak truth

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Maybe go on the roof and howl at the moon.

howl moon roof

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-Oh, howl at the moon. [howling] -Wait, wait.

howl howling moon

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What if we rearranged the furniture into, like, a ring,

furniture ring

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we get into our undies, and then have a wrestling match?

match undies wrestling wrestling-match

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Or we could do a panty raid. Or we could play ookie cookie.

cookie panty raid

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-What's that? -It's when we get a plate of cookies and we all jerk off

cookies jerk plate

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on it and the one who blows last gets to eat the cookies.

blows cookies

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"Gets to"?

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Gets to. Has to. Whatever.

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-We should be open to it. I mean... -No, no.

open

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-You're surprised. -But-- No, you're right.

surprised

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I-I'm sorry, guys, but all of these ideas

ideas

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sound kind of insane to me. And I-I really have no interest

insane interest sound

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-in ingesting semen this evening, you know? -Ah.

evening semen

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So...

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Oh, sorry.

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Yeah. So why don't we, uh...

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why don't we just all, you know, watch a movie?

movie watch

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Right? We'll stay up a little past our bedtimes.

past

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You know? That's pretty naughty. [chuckles]

chuckles naughty

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And then we can all just, like,

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head off to our own separate areas

areas head separate

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-and get a quality night's sleep. -[Charlie] Sleep?

charlie nights nights-sleep quality sleep

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Uh, okay, dude, what are you talking about, okay?

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The winners of the sleepover

sleepover winners

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are the people who stay up all night long.

night

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-[Frank] Yeah. -And the losers of the sleepover

frank losers sleepover

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are the people who fall asleep and wake up with dick drawings

asleep dick drawings fall fall-asleep wake

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-all over their face. Right? You know what I mean? -Yeah. When they fall asleep,

asleep face fall fall-asleep

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-you draw all over them. -That's how you lose. So, like, seeing the sunrise

draw lose seeing sunrise

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is how you win.

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That's all so childish.

childish

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Like, why are we-- I-I think we're getting a little too old

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for that stuff, you know what I mean?

stuff

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I mean, look, let's have fun, yeah, sure,

fun

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but, you know, let's be reasonable. [chuckles]

chuckles reasonable

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Why are you being such a buzzkill?

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I'm not. I'm-I'm--

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-He's afraid of sleepovers. -What?

afraid

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-No, I'm not. What are you-- -He used to make Barbara and me

barbara used

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go pick him up before the thing was over. We even had

pick

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-a code word. -No.

code word

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-"Spaghetti." -No, Frank, come on.

frank spaghetti

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We all knew that the spaghetti meant

meant spaghetti

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he wanted to leave the party.

party wanted

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No, Frank. No, that didn't happen. No.

frank happen

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This-- No. Guys, why would I...

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[scoffs] Come on.

scoffs

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Why would I be afraid of doing, like,

afraid

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all this childish shit we're talking about, you know?

childish

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Like, I'm just talking about being sensible.

sensible

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You know? I'm talking-- I'm talking about, like,

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not eating semen and...

eating semen

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you know, howling at moons, you know what I mean?

howling moons

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Can we just, like, have fun

fun

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and just do, like... [stammers] just, like,

stammers

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[grunts] ...you know...

grunts

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[exhales]

exhales

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-[chuckles] It's okay. -All right. Uh, look,

chuckles

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let's just-- Can we just start with, like, one fun thing to do?

fun start

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Maybe something we can all agree on?

agree

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-Yeah. Yeah. -Like maybe we

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-prank call Dee? Come on. -Ooh! -Yeah!

prank

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-Prank Dee? Can we do that? -[Frank] Oh, let's do that. That'll be fun.

frank fun prank thatll

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-Are you cool with that? -That would be very-- -But won't she know it's us?

cool

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I mean, if we call her? She has caller ID and--

caller

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-She's blind, remember? -She's-- -Oh, shit. Okay.

blind remember

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-Bust your phone out. Crowd around. Let's do it. -Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

bust crowd phone

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There we go.

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Probably still good, right?

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[spitting, groans]

groans spitting

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Oh!

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Oh...

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That's expired for sure.

expired

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-[groans] Wow. -[phone ringing]

groans phone phone-ringing ringing

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-[female voice] Call from Dennis Reynolds. -Shit.

dennis dennis-reynolds female reynolds voice

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-Go in. Shit. I-- -Call from Dennis Reynolds.

dennis dennis-reynolds reynolds

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I know, you bitch. I'm coming.

bitch coming

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Call from Dennis Reynolds.

dennis dennis-reynolds reynolds

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-Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Dennis. -Call from Dennis Reynolds.

dennis dennis-reynolds reynolds

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Dennis.

dennis

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-Hello? -[snarling sounds]

snarling sounds

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-[snarling] -[rolling tongue]

rolling snarling tongue

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-What? -[Charlie in deep voice] Is your refrigerator

charlie deep deep-voice refrigerator voice

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running?

running

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I mean, I don't think so.

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All the milk's expired.

expired

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Well, then you better go catch it.

catch

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[laughing]

laughing

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-Wait, no, that... -Oh, wait. No, that doesn't work.

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She's got to say that the fridge is running.

fridge running

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-[Frank] Ask her again and tell her what to say. -Huh?

frank

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We're gonna ask one more time. I'm gonna tell you what to say.

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Wait, are you guys all at Dennis's?

denniss

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No. Yeah. W-- How'd you know?

howd

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Because the phone told me

phone

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where you were. What are you guys doing?

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[Charlie] Oh, she has it on the speaker thing.

charlie speaker

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Oh, is it on speaker?

speaker

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-Uh, well, we're-we're, um... -It's-- Yeah. Um...

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Yeah, we're not, uh... we're not sleeping over.

sleeping

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Oh, you assholes!

assholes

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-H-Hang up. I-I got an idea. I got an idea. -Okay.

hang idea

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-[Mac] Frank has an idea. -Wait-- -[beep]

beep frank idea

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Goddamn it. Goddamn you!

goddamn goddamn-it

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-[ringing] -Call from Frank Reynolds. -No.

frank frank-reynolds reynolds ringing

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-No! No! N-- -Call from Frank Reynold--

frank

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Call Artemis.

artemis

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-[narrator] What happened to Alexis was evil... -[phone rings]

evil happened narrator phone phone-rings rings

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-Oh. -...and the legal system

legal system

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will provide justice.

justice provide

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Allô.

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[Dee] Hey, girl! What are you doing

girl

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-tonight? -I'm watching a wonderful

tonight watching

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program entitled How I Evaded Rape and Murder,

entitled murder program rape

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-Unlike My Friends. -Um, what do you say

friends unlike

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you come over tonight

tonight

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and you and I have a little sleepover?

sleepover

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Damn it, Dee. There's 12 episodes

episodes

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and I'm only on, like, two.

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Yeah. Yeah, well, I tell you what--

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you'd be missing out on some fresh

fresh missing

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-cookies that I'm baking. -[rustling]

baking cookies

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I hear you tearing open the bag, Dee.

open tearing

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Okay, shit. Listen. Listen.

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Listen, I had LASIK, I'm blind as a bat, and I need help, okay?

blind

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Can you-- can you come over tonight or not?

tonight

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I don't love it.

love

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But I'll do it.

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Oh, thank God. Okay, I'll see you soon.

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-Cell phones really make pranking people impossible, huh? -Oh, yeah, dude?

cell cell-phones impossible phones

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-Yeah? You think? 'Cause check this out. -[Frank] Yeah. Yeah.

check frank

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I just ordered Dee, like, 20 pizzas. [laughing]

laughing ordered pizzas

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-Oh, that's good. That's funny. -'Cause she's gonna have to pay for 'em.

funny

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-[laughing] -Yeah! Well-well, no. She doesn't have to pay for 'em.

laughing

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'Cause I had to pay for them.

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'Cause you can't buy them unless you-you

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-pay for them on the app, so... -Oh. Yeah.

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-How is that a prank? You-you just bought her pizza? -Uh...

bought pizza prank

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-Uh... -Uh... Yeah.

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I did just buy her-- Well, that's probably more pizza

pizza

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than she can eat, so, hey, more pizza than sh-she can eat.

pizza

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-Does that work? -D-Does it work?

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-It's something, but it's not great. -Yeah.

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-It's not great. You're right. -I don't love it.

love

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-Is there a spin on this or, um... -Eh.

spin

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Guys, let's forget about the pranks.

forget pranks

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Let's wrestle. Let's get in our undies.

undies wrestle

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-Come on. -All right, I'll-I'll-I'll wrestle you--

wrestle

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-[laughs] That's crazy. -[Frank] Okay. -No?

crazy frank laughs

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No. Let's, um...

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Let's throw a movie on, you know what I mean?

movie throw

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-Yeah. -Maybe we can order ourselves a pizza?

order pizza

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-Right? -[Mac] Okay.

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How's that funny?

funny

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Uh, well, it's not funny. It's just for nourishment.

funny

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You know what I mean? Ooh!

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Let's watch Weird Science.

science watch weird

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-You got any scary movies? -Yeah.

movies scary

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Oh, uh, we have The Hand That Rocks the Cradle.

cradle hand rocks

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The Hand That Rocks the Cradle before bedtime?

bedtime cradle hand rocks

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You guys are all gonna have nightmares.

nightmares

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I'm gonna be awoken by your screams.

screams

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We're not gonna have nightmares

nightmares

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'cause we're not gonna sleep, dude.

sleep

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You got to stop with that shit, man.

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It's preposterous.

preposterous

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Don't do that to your body. Not at our age.

body

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No. Don't. Come on. We're gonna watch Weird Science

science watch weird

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and then we're gonna hit the sack, okay? Come on.

sack

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Um, Dennis,

dennis

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the VCR's broken.

broken

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-What? -Yeah, I...

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In anticipation of the fun sleepover,

fun sleepover

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I put in Faces of Death.

death faces

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And, you know, because it's from 1983,

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it got jammed.

jammed

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You were gonna have us watch Faces of Death?

death faces watch

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-We could get Dee's VCR. Let's get Dee's VCR. -Oh!

dees

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-Yeah, let's get Dee's VCR. -I'll go get it.

dees

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Oh, wait, wait. No. Uh, actually, don't do that,

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because then Dee's gonna want to come over.

dees

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No, no, no. I'll sneak in and out.

sneak

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Like a panty raid, except for electronics.

electronics except panty raid

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-[laughs] An electronics raid. All right. -Oh.

electronics laughs raid

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Unless you want me to get her panties, too.

panties

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-No. -Why in the hell would we want Dee's panties?

dees panties

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I don't know.

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[à la the Terminator] "I'll be back."

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-All right. Nice. Yeah. -Don't jizz

jizz

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-on anything without me. -Not gonna happen.

happen

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[Mac laughing]

laughing

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-What's with the jizzing? -Boys. Boys. Boys. Boys.

boys

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-Yeah. Boys! Boys! Boys! Boys! -Boys! Boys! Boys! Boys!

boys

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-[laughs] -[Charlie laughs] No girls!

charlie girls laughs

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-It's t-- it's too much chanting. -Yeah!

chanting

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It's too much chanting.

chanting

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And then the woman escaped being murdered by humanizing herself

escaped murdered woman

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-and talking about her dog. -Smart. Yep.

smart

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Of course, her best friend was slaughtered,

best best-friend course friend slaughtered

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despite also being a dog owner, because apparently

apparently despite owner

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the murderer did not care for collies.

care murderer

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-Oh. Really? Huh. -Mm-hmm.

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-[phone chimes] -[female voice] Suspicious man

chimes female phone phone-chimes suspicious voice

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dressed all in black seen in area.

area black dressed seen

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-That's not good. -PingCrime?

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-Yeah. -FYI, I brought my Ouija board.

board brought

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-Ouija board? Oh. Um... -Mm-hmm.

board

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Yeah. I don't know.

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Oh, come on.

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It's good harmless fun.

fun harmless

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But, also, it's good to know

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what ghosts are living in your apartment.

apartment ghosts living

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-Ghosts? -Mm-hmm. Ghosts.

ghosts

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Demons, spirits, phantasms.

demons spirits

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Trust me. You've got 'em.

trust

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In fact,

fact

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I can sense one now.

sense

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Do you have any candles or matches?

candles matches

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Uh, yeah.

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Eh... under the sink.

sink

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[groans]

groans

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-[rustling] -Ugh, I don't see them.

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Uh... Really?

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I'm pretty sure they're in the back, under the dish gloves.

dish gloves

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[Artemis] On the right or on the left?

artemis left

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Your right or my right?

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What? I'm facing the sink.

facing sink

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-Uh... A-Are you breaking the sink? -[thumping]

breaking sink thumping

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-What are you doing under there? -Okay.

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Right or left if I am facing the sink?!

facing left sink

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I don't know. Stop!

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Where else could they be?

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I'm so sorry. I was wrong. It's in a drawer

drawer

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underneath the toaster.

toaster underneath

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Okay.

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[drawer opens]

drawer opens

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[quietly] I got to do it.

quietly

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-[laughter] -[Dennis] Come on, guys.

dennis laughter

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Aren't sleepovers supposed to be inside?

supposed

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-We snuck out. It's fun. -Yeah, dude.

fun snuck

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No, we didn't sneak out. I mean, you...

sneak

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you can't sneak out of your own apartment.

apartment sneak

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That's just called "leaving."

called leaving

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You know? Why are we doing this?

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All right, well, 'cause prank calls are dead, I guess, right?

calls dead prank

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Ordering too many pizzas, whatever,

ordering pizzas

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that's not a thing anymore, but...

anymore

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-egging cars? That's forever. -Yeah, dude.

cars forever

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-That's classic stuff. -Look, what if we hit a guy with an egg, right,

classic stuff

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and then he gets out of his car

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-and then chases us? -Well, that's the whole point.

point whole whole-point

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-I was doing it for the chase. -That's the mischief.

chase

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-That's the mischief we're after. -That's the mischief.

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Right, but what is the line between crime and mischief?

crime line

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It's like, okay, when you're a kid and you moon somebody?

moon somebody

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-[laughs] That's funny, you know, that's a prank. -Yeah.

funny laughs prank

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You do it as an adult, though, that's indecent exposure.

adult exposure

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-You're gonna go to jail. -I hear what you're saying, all right?

jail

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-Yeah. -But I'm go...

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-Oh, car, car, car, car. -Oh. Let's go, let's go.

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-[Charlie] Go, go now! -[Mac] Go, go, go.

charlie

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-[Mac] Ooh! Oh! -[tires screech]

screech tires tires-screech

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[Dennis] Oh, my God!

dennis

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-[horn blaring] -[car alarm wailing]

alarm blaring horn wailing

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-Oh! -Oh, shit! Oh, shit. -Oh, shit!

↓

[panting]

panting

↓

What the fuck?

fuck

↓

-Oh, sh... -Go, go!

↓

[Mac] Go, go. Run, run. Run!

↓

-Let us begin. -[spooky music playing]

begin music music-playing playing spooky

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Dark spirits of the underworld...

dark spirits underworld

↓

-What? Why? -...we summon your presence.

presence summon

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[Dee] Why summon those? Summon the good ones.

ones summon

↓

Oh, come nearer to us.

↓

Come ever closer with whatever messages

closer messages

↓

or gifts you care to provide.

care gifts provide

↓

Come. Come. Come.

↓

Come to us.

↓

-[gasping] -What? What?

gasping

↓

I feel you're near.

near

↓

Show us a sign of your presence.

presence sign

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[knocking on door]

door knocking

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-[shouts] No! What was that? -[screams]

screams shouts

↓

Oh, I believe it was your door.

believe door

↓

-[moans] -You should get it.

moans

↓

-No, you get it. You-you get it. -[stammers]

stammers

↓

-I... -I can't see anything.

↓

-It's your apartment, it's your apartment. -I can't see.

apartment

↓

I'll be right behind you.

behind

↓

-Okay, okay, okay. -You should get it. Just get it.

↓

-Oh, God. Okay, we're coming! -Okay...

coming

↓

-[Artemis] Yeah, yeah, yeah. -All right. Yes, we are coming.

artemis coming

↓

-You-you summoned a very impatient ghost. -Uh-huh.

ghost

↓

-You got it. -Are we close?

close

↓

-Yeah, we're really close. -Uh-huh?

close

↓

-Get it. -Hey.

↓

God. Answer your goddamn door.

answer door goddamn

↓

-[Dee] Waitress? -Here's your stupid pizza.

pizza stupid waitress

↓

-Is that The Waitress? -Yes.

waitress

↓

-Are you... -No, don't touch my face. Get off me. Stop.

face touch

↓

Are you delivering pizzas now?

delivering pizzas

↓

Yeah. Where do you want them?

↓

Uh, well, I didn't order them. I don't want them.

order

↓

Okay, I know that. I think Charlie ordered them for you.

charlie ordered

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-That's too bad. I didn't... I don't need pizza. -Okay, well,

pizza

↓

I don't really give a shit.

↓

I'm gonna put them down on your kitchen table

kitchen kitchen-table table

↓

and you can do whatever you want with them from there.

↓

Oh, damn. You guys playing Ouija?

playing

↓

-Love that. -Yes, we are. You want in?

love

↓

I could go for a quick sesh.

quick

↓

-Ah, a cup of tea? -Yes, please.

↓

All right. Let's summon some evil.

evil summon

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-[laughs] -No. Goddamn it.

goddamn goddamn-it laughs

↓

[cackles]

cackles

↓

[Charlie] This is so great.

charlie

↓

How is this great?

↓

Dude, that guy's gonna kill us.

kill

↓

No, we can outrun him, Dennis. We just got to find our angle.

angle dennis outrun

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Oh, need I remind you, you are not a young man, Mac.

remind young

↓

Okay? You're an old man, with tight hips

hips tight

↓

-'cause you don't stretch. -I do stretch my hips.

hips stretch

↓

-No, you do not. -My hips aren't tight.

hips tight

↓

Look, if I have to wrestle him, I will.

wrestle

↓

-Oh, badass, man. That's badass. -Thanks, man.

badass thanks

↓

-That's the attitude I miss. -This is not...

attitude miss

↓

That's the badass attitude I miss.

attitude badass miss

↓

-I'm calling Frank. -No, don't tattle, dude.

calling frank tattle

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-Don't tattle on us. -I'm not tattling.

tattle

↓

-I'm calling him for help. -[line rings]

calling line rings

↓

-[Frank] Yo. -Hey, Frank, where are you, dude?

frank

↓

I'm still at Dee's.

dees

↓

-How's the slumber party going? -Not good, Frank, okay?

frank party slumber

↓

Spaghetti. S-Spaghetti, goddamn it.

goddamn goddamn-it spaghetti

↓

I need you to get down here with your gun

↓

a-and we're, like, a block away from Dee's house

block dees house

↓

-and I need you to do it now. -No can do.

↓

I just dropped an ookie cookie, and I got to stick around

cookie dropped stick

↓

to see if somebody eats it.

eats somebody

↓

[Artemis] ...'cause of the... No, no, no.

artemis

↓

We don't want you digesting.

↓

-All your energy should be here. -Okay.

energy

↓

Shit. Almost, almost.

↓

Oh, goddamn it, Frank, stop ejaculating

frank goddamn goddamn-it

↓

on your daughter's food and get down here.

daughters food

↓

-[grunts] -Oh, shit.

grunts

↓

-He's coming, he's coming. -Go, go!

coming

↓

-Shit. -Go, go. -[shouts] Cramp!

cramp shouts

↓

Ow, my hips! They're too tight.

hips tight

↓

-Oh, shit. He got Mac. -Don't stop, don't stop.

↓

Keep going. He's getting to wrestle.

wrestle

↓

He's getting to wrestle!

wrestle

↓

[Dennis laughs] Oh, my God.

dennis laughs

↓

-[laughs] -Holy shit. Oh, my God.

holy laughs

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-Oh! -Oh...

↓

-Dude. [laughs] -That was crazy. Holy shit.

crazy holy laughs

↓

Oh, my God.

↓

-That was awesome, dude. -Whoa.

awesome whoa

↓

-That was awesome, dude. -See, man?

awesome

↓

-Oh, shit. -You see what I'm talking about?

↓

Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I see, I see, dude. Wow.

↓

-Hope Mac's all right. -It is getting kind of late, though,

hope late macs

↓

-so, you know, maybe we should call it. -All right. Yeah, yeah, but...

↓

Okay. One quick game of truth or dare,

dare game quick truth

↓

then we pop a howl at the moon and then we call it.

howl moon

↓

-Okay? -Nah... I don't know, man.

↓

-I-I, I... -Come on, dude.

↓

Truth or dare? Truth or dare? It'll be fun.

dare fun itll truth

↓

-Uh, d... uh, dare. -Yeah!

dare

↓

-Dude, yes. Okay, um... -Okay.

↓

Jump off the roof into that dumpster down there.

dumpster jump roof

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Do you see it?

↓

-Yeah, I see it. -Right down there.

↓

-Uh... Oh. -Go do it.

↓

-No. -Yeah, no, just ju...

↓

-j-jump down into the dumpster. -Uh...

dumpster jump

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-No. Okay? No. Well... -Do it.

↓

-M-Move past it, 'cause that is... -That is the dare.

dare past

↓

-Drop it. -The dare is that you jump

dare drop jump

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-into the dump... -I'm not doing it.

dump

↓

All right, then, truth, dude.

truth

↓

[panting]

panting

↓

-Then it's truth. -Okay. Yeah, truth.

truth

↓

-Yes, truth. -Yeah? You gonna tell some truth?

truth

↓

Truth.

truth

↓

Are you scared of sleepovers?

scared

↓

No. [stammers]

stammers

↓

-No... -Are you scared of sleepovers, Dennis?

dennis scared

↓

I...

↓

-No. I-I... -You have to tell the truth.

truth

↓

That's the whole point of it.

point whole whole-point

↓

[groans]

groans

↓

[stammers]

stammers

↓

It... uh... Yeah.

↓

Really?

↓

-Yes, fine. Yes-- -Why? Tell me why. Tell me why.

↓

Because I don't like doing a bunch of dumb shit, dude.

bunch dumb

↓

Like eating jizz cookies

cookies eating jizz

↓

and wrestling grown men in their underwear

grown underwear wrestling

↓

and jumping off of buildings into dumpsters, man.

buildings dumpsters jumping

↓

Like, I don't want to do those things.

↓

But I'm also afraid that, like, if I don't do those things,

afraid

↓

then I... you know... [sighs]

sighs

↓

It...

↓

People are gonna, like...

↓

make-make fun of me.

fun

↓

It's okay, dude.

↓

[chuckles] It's okay.

chuckles

↓

Because everybody's scared of sleepovers.

everybodys scared

↓

Everyone's in the same boat, man.

boat everyones

↓

Sleepovers are about facing your fears, right?

facing fears

↓

You-you watch scary movies, you try some scary dares,

movies scary watch

↓

you tell some scary truths.

scary truths

↓

But...

↓

you know, you're not doing it alone, dude.

alone

↓

You're together with your buds.

buds

↓

Sleepovers are where you learn that when you have friends,

friends learn

↓

the world's a lot less scary place.

less place scary worlds

↓

No, for sure, yeah.

↓

-Yeah. Wow, man. That's, um... -[chuckles]

chuckles

↓

[exhales]

exhales

↓

God, dude, it's so funny, 'cause, like, when you're a kid,

funny

↓

dares are, like, the scariest thing,

scariest

↓

but when you're an adult, the truth is so much scarier.

adult truth

↓

-It's like the scariest thing of all, isn't it? -Oh, for sure, man. For sure.

scariest

↓

[chuckles] And I know you're probably thinking like,

chuckles thinking

↓

this stuff's weird 'cause we're, like, 50.

stuffs weird

↓

[chuckles] Yeah. Yeah.

chuckles

↓

-You know? Like... -Let's move... it-it, no,

↓

it's goo... it's cool, man, like...

cool

↓

Probably should've done this, like, ten, 20...

shouldve

↓

Yeah, 20, 30 years ago, or something.

years

↓

Maybe even 40, yeah.

↓

Uh, it... Come on, dude. Bring it in, man. I'm sorry.

bring

↓

-Really? -Yeah, I'm sorry you've, like, been so stressed

stressed

↓

about this this whole time.

whole

↓

-I appreciate it, dude. Thank you so much. -Yeah. Yeah. Now watch this.

appreciate watch

↓

[Dennis] Charlie? Charlie? Spaghetti!

charlie dennis spaghetti

↓

Spaghetti! [screams]

screams spaghetti

↓

-[Charlie laughs] -[gasping]

charlie gasping laughs

↓

[both laughing]

laughing

↓

Holy shit!

holy

↓

-Oh. [laughing] -Oh, my God.

laughing

↓

[whoops] My God, that was insane.

insane whoops

↓

-That was insane. -That was insane.

insane

↓

-[laughs] -[howls]

howls laughs

↓

-[howls] -[joins in howling]

howling howls

↓

[both howling]

howling

↓

[announcer over speaker] Anti-vaginal burning cream.

announcer anti burning cream speaker vaginal

↓

Chronic hemorrhoids may slow you--

chronic slow

↓

-Stop it. -Why don't you just pay for the ad-free?

free

↓

It's really not expensive.

expensive

↓

Oh!

↓

-What? What? -Okay.

↓

It went to the letters B and M.

letters

↓

-"Bowel movement"? -That's where my mind went, too, yep.

bowel mind movement

↓

-[screams] -What?

screams

↓

-Bloody Mary! -[shouts] -No.

bloody mary shouts

↓

Yeah, it wants us to summon her.

summon wants

↓

-Well, that's too bad. -Oh, my God.

↓

Oh, come on, it'll be fun.

fun itll

↓

-No, it won't be fun. -Oh! I brought a hand mirror.

brought fun hand mirror

↓

-Oh! -Actually, wait.

↓

Do I need to go back to work? Have I been here, like, hours?

hours

↓

-You've been here, like, 15 minutes. -That's the peyote

minutes

↓

-messing with your sense of time. -Oh, yep.

messing sense

↓

-What? -That'll do it. -Oh, that's what's in the tea.

thatll

↓

-What? -Did I not make that clear?

clear

↓

No! Oh, my... Oh, shit. Ugh...

↓

Oh, God, I think I'm gonna be sick.

sick

↓

-Mm-mm. Mm-mm. -Aww.

↓

She'll be fine. Let's play.

shell

↓

-[moans] -So, look into the mirror right over here.

mirror moans

↓

-I can't see the mirror. I can't see anything. -Nonsense! Let's begin!

begin mirror nonsense

↓

Oh, goddess demon mother,

demon goddess mother

↓

we plan to call upon you.

plan

↓

[retching]

retching

↓

-Dark bloody demon from hell... -Oh, God, no.

bloody dark demon

↓

...I shall call your name three times!

name three three-times times

↓

This is a giant mistake.

giant mistake

↓

[coughing]

coughing

↓

Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary.

bloody mary

↓

-Bloody Mary! -[pounding on door]

bloody door mary pounding

↓

-Oh, shit! Oh, what was that? -[screams]

screams

↓

[coughing]

coughing

↓

[distant screaming]

distant screaming

↓

-She has arrived! -Huh?

arrived

↓

-[pounding continues] -We welcome you, demon! -No.

continues demon pounding welcome

↓

-[cackles] -[screams]

cackles screams

↓

[The Waitress retching]

retching waitress

↓

Oh, God! Oh!

↓

[cackling]

cackling

↓

[pounding on door continues]

continues door pounding

↓

[coughing]

coughing

↓

Help me!

↓

-Ow! -[screaming]

screaming

↓

[screaming]

screaming

↓

[babbling]

babbling

↓

[Dee yelling]

yelling

↓

[screams]

screams

↓

-Ha! -[whimpers]

whimpers

↓

[screams]

screams

↓

What are you doing?

↓

Panty raid! Panty raid!

panty raid

↓

[shouts]

shouts

↓

I landed right on the jizzed one.

landed

↓

[whispering] Yo, Dennis. You awake?

awake dennis whispering

↓

[whispering] Yeah, man.

whispering

↓

We're the winners of the sleepover.

sleepover winners

↓

-Sick. -[laughs softly]

laughs sick softly

↓

Dude, man, you did so good. I'm really proud of you.

proud

↓

Oh, thanks, man. Yeah.

thanks

↓

-I had a blast. I really did. -Yeah.

blast

↓

Yeah.

↓

-Charlie? -Yeah?

charlie

↓

You want to draw dicks on everyone now?

dicks draw

↓

Yes, I do.

↓

[laughs softly]

laughs softly

↓

♪ ♪

↓

♪ ♪