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Season 1, Episode 2 — Windows of Opportunity

TMDB episode metadata
Show: Tires
Episode title: Windows of Opportunity
Air date: May 23, 2024
Director: McKeever
Top billed cast: Steve Gerben, Shane Gillis, Chris O'Connor, Kilah Fox, Stavros Halkias
With sales down, Dave pressures Will to send a mechanic to another shop. Meanwhile, Shane reconnects with an old friend who proposes a tempting offer.
Source: TMDB
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Kilah, I'm gonna need you to start smoking out back from now on.
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- We're getting a lot of complaints. - From who?
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I don't wanna say from who. I just need you to start smoking out back.
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It was the wheelchair lady, wasn't it?
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Great. Mystery solved.
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Fucking rat.
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- I knew it. - Then why'd you blow it in her face?
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- Hello! Hi.
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Um, is it possible for me to get an oil change here today?
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We can do an oil change today.
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Okay, great.
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Um, and if I can be a bit of a pain,
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um, if it could be done in an hour, two hours max.
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I'm... I'm prepping for an interview. I really need to get back.
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- That's not a pain at all. - Thank God.
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People are like,
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"I need my oil change right now, or I'll ruin your life." So...
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I don't wanna do that. I promise. No.
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Um...
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I'm Desiree.
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I'm Will.
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Oh, I meant for the order.
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- Oh, yes. Um... Okay.
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- Terrific. I'll put that in. - Okay.
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And I'll still be Will, and then you can grab a seat over there.
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Give me your keys, and I'll get the guys right on it.
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Hey, welcome to Valley Forge Auto...
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...where we take care of our customers.
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Oh, Will, I'm gonna fuckin' bust!
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Oh, Will!
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Uh, fuck!
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I do apologize about that, but it could've been ten times worse.
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So, you know, sorry, Desiree, but I'll get the guys on it,
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then we'll get cooking. Shane!
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Okay, Arnold, this lady needs an oil change.
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Mexican lady. Tell her it's gonna be a while. I'm busy.
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First of all, I don't think she's Mexican.
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Second, it's irrelevant.
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I can tell you if she's Mexican. I can tell anybody's race by their car.
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No, you can't. And that's a little racist.
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It's not. Anybody can do it. You could do it.
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No, I couldn't.
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Black Nissan. Tinted windows. Cherry bomb.
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- I don't know what that would be! - Pack of menthols... in any car.
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I don't know what that would be. That could be anybody.
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Arnold, Chrysler 300.
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Never mind. He's gonna say it for real.
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All right. Arnold, she needs this car in an hour.
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Well then, tell her to take the bus like the rest of 'em.
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Damn, Arnold.
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Arnold, this is a warning.
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You know, I work for your dad, not you.
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I was here when you were back in high school going to flute camp.
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I did not go to flute camp.
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All right, I don't remember exactly what it was,
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but I do remember it was gay.
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You will have this car done in one hour.
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Oh, we'll see.
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I wouldn't want you to have to call your daddy.
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Shane, your friend George is here.
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- Shut the fuck up! Shane! - George! What up, dude?
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You still work here?
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- This fucking place? - Yeah.
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That's hilarious. Come on.
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Yeah. It's fucking funny. What's going on with you? How are you?
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I'm an entrepreneur. I, uh... I started my own company, so...
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That's cool. - It's going well.
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You still look jacked. Thank you.
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You know, I'm up at 4:30 every day. Kettlebells are not gonna lift themselves.
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We start with that, then it's on to cryo,
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then a little ice bath, breath work, grounding,
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and then treadmill incline about probably 15,
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but I have two bricks under the front, so it's actually higher.
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You know, I've just found that what I do athletically and aerobically
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has translated monetarily. I'm doing well financially, so...
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Yeah? That's fucking...
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What do you do? You were such a good athlete.
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I was... Yeah, I was... Uh, well, I've been working.
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I've been doin', uh, all types of shit, really.
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Yeah. - Fucking...
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Like, lifting or...
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Yeah, I lift.
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You do?
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I remember in high school, you used to shoulder press, like, 170.
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170. I can still. I can.
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You can do 170 still? - Still got it. Yeah.
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- That guy's about 170. Get over here!
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- Come here, dude. - Get over here.
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- I'm gonna put you over my head. No!
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Come here! You goose!
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Come here, fucking loser. - Absolutely not! [yelps] Absolutely...
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Chill out, dude. Chill out?
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Chill out, ass man. Shane!
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Where'd you hear that?
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Who's this guy? This is a piece of ass.
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- This is my boy George. - Hey. Dave.
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We played football together in high school.
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You guys are the same age?
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I guess if I kind of saw Shane alone and then...
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Even still, though.
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- Look. Holy fuck. I stay flexed.
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- I've been hitting shrugs. Feel that? - You're jacked, bro. Awesome.
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Pull it back. Let him see it.
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- The frame is good. A lot of potential. That's awesome.
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I'd love to chat. I really would love to chat for a long time, but...
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Me and Will got some stuff to attend to,
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so, Willie, let's hit the principal's office.
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Okay, my office? Sure.
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We'll go to the office. Yeah, to my office.
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It's good to see you.
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I'm proud of you.
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- Yeah, it's good to see you. - Still here. Still at it.
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Hmm.
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Are you happy?
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No.
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Finally!
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- God. It's a fucking mess in there. - Wait, what? What's happening?
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I don't know. Dave's here, and that dude who talks about exercise and protein.
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Why can't we have one day that's just work?
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Goddamn it.
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Hi, Miles.
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Fucking kids, man. Nobody's fucking working.
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I got five college kids in there. Know what they're doing?
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- Tugging dick. - That's what they do.
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Guess what Miles is doing?
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Dragging a sack of shit.
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I freak out on them, I'm the bad guy.
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I say it's a bistro. They say it's a hoagie shop!
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And it is!
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- I can't deal with this. - I yell at one kid, and the cops show up?
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- Yeah, I'm coming with you. Oh! Sorry!
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Jesus!
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Now I'm taking out the trash, not doing what I'm supposed to be doing!
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- Thanks, Miles. Yeah.
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- Have a good one. Now I'm taking out the trash!
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You don't fuck me! I fuck you!
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- Yo, who is she? - Oh, that's my wife.
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She's hot as fuck, dude.
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Polynesian.
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They don't age.
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- What the fuck is Polynesian? - Like The Rock. You see this?
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- Yeah. - Infiniti.
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- It's nice. - It's more comfortable than the Porsche.
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- That's an expensive fucking car, dude. - To some.
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- Yeah? - Yeah, but not for me.
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I make 200,000 US dollars per year.
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You make 200,000 a year?
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- That's right. - Doing what?
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Windows.
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- You wa-- You washing windows? - No, no. Selling them.
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You sell windows and make that much money?
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That's right.
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I could see a spot for you at my company.
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- Yeah? - It'd give me a lot of pleasure.
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I've worked here ten years. I've never thought about these windows.
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I've never seen these.
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God damn.
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Will, I gotta tell you.
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These numbers are dog shit, pal.
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I gotta send one of your guys to the Belmont shop.
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- Did my dad approve that? I approved it.
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You don't need three mechanics here.
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You barely got enough work for one, for Chrissake.
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Well, for... for now! For now!
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But I've got some marketing ideas that I think are gonna boost car count.
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And so, you know, I wanted to talk to you about that.
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Okay, Arnold.
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Send Arnold.
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No, I'm not sending Arnold. He's slow as shit.
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Right, send Arnold to Belmont,
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or take him out back and shoot him in the head. I don't care.
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No, I need somebody good.
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I'm thinking Shane, probably.
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Well...
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Yeah, Sh... Shane... Shane's, uh...
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Shane's... Shane's not that good.
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Uh, if... if... if you're looking to send somebody good,
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he's not your guy.
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What's going on with Shane?
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General laziness, I suppose,
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and, uh, he doesn't really,
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uh, recommend a lot of work to upsell.
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That's... He doesn't do that.
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Really?
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Guess I'm gonna have to have a talk with Shane.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'll, uh...
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I'll take care of it.
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Constantly late, lazy when you get here, not recommending any work.
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Will told you that?
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Yeah, and I gotta be honest, I'm not too happy with you, pal.
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Did Will tell you he hasn't sold shit in two months?
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I'm not going to Belmont.
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Come on, dude!
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Look, I'm throwing you five extra bucks an hour.
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That brings you to 32.50!
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Oh my God.
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You're living like a white trash sultan on that.
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Come on. It's a good deal, Shane. Take it.
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I'll think about it.
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No, I'll think about it.
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Fucking think about it. I'll fucking think about it.
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I'm gonna think about it, so, you know, it's... it's not on the table forever.
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Will!
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Oh fuck. - Oh, that's great! That's great.
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Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck you!
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Fuck.
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Will, what the fuck, man? I just talked to the guys.
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- They're saying you're not selling shit. - Well, they're wrong.
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Really? When's the last time you upsold anything?
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I don't have a, you know, exact date, but--
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Okay. How about this?
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Right there. See that?
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There's a lady getting four tires replaced.
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She needs brakes. Go sell her the brakes, Will.
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Okay. And who is this?
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Who? There's two fucking customers in there.
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- You can't keep track of two customers? - No, I just need a second to rehearse.
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- I'll do it. Watch-- - Dave!
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Don't eat those. I'm coming back for them.
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You actually make $40,000 a year?
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Yeah.
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Come work for me.
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I want you at George Blaine Window Panes.
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I can give you so much more.
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So I'd be Shane from George Blaine's Window Panes?
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It's got a nice ring to it.
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I gotta get out of here. This is uncomfortable for me.
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Hi, ma'am. Hi, I'm Dave.
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I'm the district manager here at Valley Forge.
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I just wanted to take time out of my day
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to thank you for being such a valued customer.
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And, uh, I was looking at your car.
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It looks like you're gonna need a new set of brakes.
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No one wants to hear that,
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but we are running our district manager special.
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Uh, for 200 bucks,
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we can get you those brakes on top of the tires,
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and you'll be out of here with a brand-new car, essentially,
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within a couple hours.
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Can we sign you up?
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No, I don't think so.
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Really?
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- Uh, ma'am... - I know what you did.
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What?
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Ma'am. Sorry, I just... I'd feel so bad...
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I know what you did. I'm on your ass.
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I'm gonna knock $50 off. What do you say...
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- What are you talking about? - Oh yeah!
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Sorry, ma'am.
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- Truly-- - I said no.
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Great.
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Really great.
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Oh, yes!
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Finally.
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Un-fucking-real!
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- Oh. Hey, Kilah.
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- Get this. These fucking kids... - Gotta go! Sorry!
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Hey!
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Way to go, shit lips! You just ruined that fucking sale for me!
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Uh, listen. I gotta tell you, I disagree. You didn't have that sale.
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Didn't have the sale?
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Did you hear what I said about the district manager special?
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I just made that shit up.
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She was eating out of the palm of my fucking hand,
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and you blew it!
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What the fuck do you even do around here, Will?
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And then you do this...
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Yo!
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- It's not too bad! - That was actually fucking good.
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No answer. Of course.
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Look, I need to see Shane's performance review right now.
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Um...
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The performance review. That... that...
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There is a file, uh...
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Wait, wait.
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You don't even have a performance review for Shane, do you?
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No, I don't have it.
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Well, you know what that means.
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Wait, though.
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I'd prefer not to.
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Okay. So, performance review.
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How do you review your performance this quarter?
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If I had to review it, I would say I fucking crushed again.
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How would you review that question you just asked?
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Me?
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Good! It was a question, and I asked it. Stop.
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How do you feel about your posture? You've got a feminine posture.
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Very alert. Scared, like a deer.
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My posture is good. You've got terrible posture.
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My posture is perfect. This is an alpha's posture.
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Complete comfortability, total control of the room, asserting dominance.
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Why are you talking like that?
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- When was the last time you lifted? - When's the last time you lifted?
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I'm about to start lifting.
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Because of George? Is he rubbing off on you?
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I don't know what you're impressed about with George. He's clearly on gear.
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Gear? What the fuck are you talking about? Have you been googling strong guys again?
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Okay, you know what?
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He shows up late for work almost every single day.
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Will leaves sometimes. He left to get a manicure once.
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Okay, it was once. I had a hangnail, and I was back before lunch.
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He poops in the customers' bathroom.
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- Stop. I do.
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I take poops sometimes in the customers' bathroom.
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I take massive man shits. Will spits when he talks.
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Spit comes out and lands...
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I've seen it land in customers' mouths.
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One lady. One lady!
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One old lady, and she got fucking sick. She hasn't been back.
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- Because I'm out dealing with customers! Okay! Okay! All right!
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What are you doing?
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What are you doing? You told Dave I was fucking around?
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I told him that because he was gonna send you to Belmont!
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So I said you weren't good at your job because then he would let you stay here.
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Oh.
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That lady was... sick before she got here. Will's spit did not kill her.
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Yeah, and Shane,
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he's never late.
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If anybody's late, it's... it's me.
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That was a pretty nice moment, you guys.
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I hate to ruin it, though, 'cause you do still have to go to fucking Belmont.
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- What? Yeah.
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I need somebody good there, and he clearly can't manage you.
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- Dave, come on. What are you doing? - You start next week.
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Just wrap up whatever you got going on here.
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All right.
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Dave. Dave, come on.
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George.
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I thought about it. I think I'm gonna take you up on it.
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I was hoping you'd say that.
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But you... you can't send him.
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- You can't manage the fucking guy. - No, I can't manage him.
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He's acting out because he has no chance of making any money here.
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This is gonna be great. - What do we do?
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All right. Typical day. We're up at 4:30.
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We're in the gym at the facility, team workout.
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It's mandatory.
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- 4:30? Yeah.
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That's not when work starts, right?
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Work doesn't stop.
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Why doesn't he have fucking cars to fix?
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'Cause you're not selling dick.
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You're like a mama dog, and you got puppies,
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and Shane's a little puppy, and he needs sustenance,
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but your titties are all dried up!
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Let him go suck some titties at Belmont. Don't let him starve here.
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No. I can't...
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I don't really follow the sexual imagery of that, but--
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It was maternal. It was not sexual.
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That, for real, sounds like shit.
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But $200,000. I'll do whatever the fuck you want.
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Oh!
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I make 200.
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Yeah, and you said I was gonna make... Yeah, we'll make 200.
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Well, someday, maybe,
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but to start, it's gonna be 30 an hour.
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- That's the rate. - Thirty?
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- Yeah. It's you and the illegals. - You told me I'd make more out there.
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I'm offering way more by way of a lifestyle.
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You can't send him away.
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Will,
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he's gone, dude.
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Yeah, I...
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- I appreciate the offer. I do. Yeah, yeah.
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- I like it here. I do like it here. - No. No!
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- Hi, guys.
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I'm sorry to interrupt, but I've been here for two hours.
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My car is still out front. Is this happening today or--
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I'm gonna take care of this right now.
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You wanna move somebody out of this store? Excuse me, ma'am.
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We're gonna move somebody out of the store!
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Arnold!
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- I'll think about it. Yeah.
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Arnold! - I'll be back.
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- All right. I'm here. - I told you to work on that lady's car!
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I told you to work on her car!
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And now you're sleeping?
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Well, guess what? I'm in charge now! It's my shop! Not yours!
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I've been wanting to fire you for two months, and today's the day!
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You're fired!
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Arnold! You're fired!
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- Whoo! Wake up!
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Arnold, you're fired.
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Arnold.
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Oh! Oh my goodness!
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Somebody check to see if he's breathing.
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Check quicker!
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What do you feel?
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He's dead. He's definitely dead.
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Did you fucking kill him?
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Don't say that! - How hard were you kicking him just now?
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Don't say that! That's not funny to joke about!
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- Was this some lovers' quarrel? - Are you crazy?
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- We all heard you screaming at him. - He's probably been dead since lunch.
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I don't think you're an asshole,
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but it's getting harder to defend you every day.
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Could you please hand me that work order?
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This is why people think you're a dickhead.
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Doing silent treatment today? I would fucking love that.
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Fuck you.
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My bad. I shouldn't be fucking acting like that.
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We gotta get our story straight before the cops show up.
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What story is there to get straight? Are you kidding?
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You were kicking him, and now he's dead.
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Oh shit. That's just...
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911, what's your emergency? - Yeah, uh...
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- Somebody's dead. - And what address are you at, sir?
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Nobody killed him.
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- Sir? - Nobody killed him.
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He got kicked a little. - Someone's dead. He got kicked a bit.
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They were lovers. Oh my God!
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All right, Will. Looks like Shane's staying here after all.
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- I thought I had it. - No.
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You wanna die like that guy? Here?
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Arnold died like a man, dude. That's how a man dies.
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Fucking do what you hate every day, and then you just die under a car.
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I was wondering if we could go over how you're planning on framing this to my dad.
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A man died on your watch. It doesn't matter.
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Do you want a legacy?
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Dude, what the fuck is your legacy gonna be? "He fucking ran far."
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My story is still being written. Some people.
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Different strokes, I guess, you know?
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Yeah.
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Is that enchilada place any good down the street?
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Uh, I've heard that some people eat there and that they like it, but I...
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Nice.
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Okay.
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We really can't apologize enough, folks.
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A tragedy still, though.
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I think we can all agree it was a tragedy, and just see Kilah over at the front desk.
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She will email you a 5% off coupon, good at any time unless...
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♪ Big light on the back street Hill to Evermore ♪
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♪ Packing down the ladder With the hammer to the floor ♪
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♪ Here come the big black Mariah ♪
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♪ I seen the big black Ford ♪
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♪ Well, he's all boxed up On a red belle dame ♪
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♪ Hunted Black Johnny With a blind man's cane ♪
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♪ A yellow bullet With a rag out in the wind... ♪
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