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The Hawk

Season 1, Episode 9 — Pebble

TMDB episode metadata

Show: The Hawk

Episode title: Pebble

Air date: July 16, 2026

Director: David Gordon Green

Top billed cast: Will Ferrell, Molly Shannon, Jimmy Tatro, Fortune Feimster

Lonnie revisits the scene of his worst defeat. Stacy and Golden get down to business. Lance gains an enhanced perspective on his daddy issues.

Source: TMDB

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A career Grand Slam is the most elite club in professional golf.

career club elite golf grand professional slam

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To become a member, you need to win all four major tournaments.

become four major member

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With this putt, Lonnie Hawkins is three feet from joining that elite club

club elite feet hawkins joining lonnie putt three

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and making his mark on golf history.

golf history mark

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Come on, boy.

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Come on, boy, you can do it.

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For the win at this year's US Open invitation.

invitation open years

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You've got to be kidding me!

kidding

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Fuck me.

fuck

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I do not believe what he has just done.

believe

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Lonnie Hawkins is in a state of shock.

hawkins lonnie shock state

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- You blew it, Lonnie. - What…

blew lonnie

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You choked.

choked

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- What happened? - You missed, my man.

happened missed

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You had the easiest putt in the world.

easiest putt world

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And you fucked it up.

fucked

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No… No. No, no, no, no.

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I need a do-over. Let's do it again.

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There are no do-overs in golf, Lonnie.

golf lonnie

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That was a mistake. That was a three-foot putt. I can make that.

foot mistake putt three

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Okay, we're gonna do a do-over. We're gonna do it one more time, okay?

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I'll grab my ball here and mark it off.

ball grab mark

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We'll just do it again, 'cause I can make that putt.

putt

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Stacy, is it true?

stacy

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No do-overs?

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No, Lonnie.

lonnie

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No do-overs.

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Son?

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Lancelot?

lancelot

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Old Henry, tell everyone they're wrong. Come on.

henry

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I'm sorry, Lonnie.

lonnie

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It's over.

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Mr. Hole, please tell them you're my friend.

friend hole

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My ball belongs inside of you.

ball belongs

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Please!

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My ball belongs inside of you!

ball belongs

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Tell them, please!

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Please, dear God!

dear

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One do-over, that's all I ask for!

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Hey, Lonnie.

lonnie

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Please!

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Hey, wake up!

wake

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Lonnie, wake up, bud.

lonnie wake

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Yeah, I'm up.

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- You okay? - Yeah, I'm good.

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- Where are we? - We're in Pebble Beach, baby.

baby beach pebble

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While you were, uh, sweating through these frog pajamas,

frog pajamas sweating

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I put the pedal to the metal to the Pebble.

metal pebble pedal

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We're at the US Open?

open

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- Mm-hmm. - But how is that possible? It's…

possible

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- It's 4:00 in the morning. - Oh, I gunned it.

morning

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A cop did pull us over in Bakersfield,

pull

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but it turned out to be a woman cop, so we worked it out to our mutual benefit.

benefit mutual turned woman worked

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Wink.

wink

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- You don't have to say wink. - Okay.

wink

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I get it. You had sex with a cop?

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Oh, I had a lot more than sex with a cop.

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- We're getting married. - Are you?

married

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- I'm fucking with you. I stole her ring. - Ah… Okay.

fucking ring stole

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I went full pork chop on her command strips.

chop command full pork

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What an adventurous evening.

evening

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Talk about dripping wet. You're soaking through that shirt, son.

dripping shirt soaking

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- What was this nightmare about? - I don't know.

nightmare

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I never remember my dreams.

dreams remember

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But whatever it was, it was a total boner-killer.

boner killer total

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- ♪ They call him the Hawk ♪ - ♪ Hawk! ♪

hawk

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♪ He's a golfer ♪

golfer

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♪ The greatest golfer in the world ♪

golfer greatest world

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There's electricity.

electricity

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Yeah, there is. Remember in Operation? You hit that… and it bings?

operation remember

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My heart is beating. So, who's doing that?

beating heart

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It's a little shrimp in there, just…

shrimp

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Just squeezing the heart. No, don't you ever wonder?

heart squeezing wonder

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- It's automated. - Hey!

automated

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What?

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- Hey. - Hey.

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♪ Ooh… ♪

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I think we should maybe take those mushrooms.

mushrooms

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Oh…

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We already took them.

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You're probably just tripping balls right now. You okay?

balls tripping

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm good, man.

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I'm messing with you guys.

messing

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When I said should we take the 'shrooms, I knew we did.

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I feel… totally normal.

normal

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Haha…

haha

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Haa…

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Whoa…

whoa

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When's the last time you fed your couch?

couch whens

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Uh-oh.

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Oh no.

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Oh no…

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It's got me.

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Hi, Lance.

lance

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Who are you?

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I'm you.

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Whoa.

whoa

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Yeah, you are.

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- Hey, can I tell you something? - Sure.

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Life… does not go well for you.

life

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There's a lot of problems.

problems

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I mean, for one, your dad is a shit.

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My dad is my hero.

hero

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Yeah, we thought that.

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But then he kind of became an asshole.

asshole became

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He was never around.

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You don't want to admit it, but it hurts.

admit hurts

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It hurts bad.

hurts

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Next thing you know, you're 14, slugging vodka Red Bulls

bulls vodka

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just to get through history class.

class history history-class

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Then that doesn't work.

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So then you start having sex in all these obscure locations like

having obscure start

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buses and airplanes and…

buses

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I get to go on a plane?

plane

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Hey!

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Do not interrupt me, okay?

interrupt

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- I remember that part of the trip. - I remember my first time too!

part remember trip

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But yes. In an airplane.

airplane

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In the lifeguard tower, I was…

lifeguard tower

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It's still not doing it for you. Then you start getting into kinky stuff.

kinky start stuff

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Like, naked women over 60, sitting on cakes.

cakes naked sitting women

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Oh, and the gambling.

gambling

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Wait till you find out about prop bets. You are gonna lose…

bets lose prop till

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…all of your money.

money

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- Can I be honest with you, Lance? - Okay.

honest lance

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You really do hate yourself.

hate

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I like golf.

golf

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Well, you're good at that. But it doesn't matter.

matter

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Because your dad will never love you.

love

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He's doing the best he can.

best

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Hey, old Lance.

lance

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It gets better.

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Don't look at me.

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Don't look at me.

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Stop.

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Lance?

lance

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There you are. Look at me.

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Where's my money, motherfucker?

money motherfucker

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Can I just say, your people here at the USGA

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really know how to put on a championship.

championship

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Thank you, Anton.

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Oh, look at that.

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Lonnie made it. We weren't sure he was gonna be able to come.

able lonnie

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Oh, goodie. You gave him an exemption. What fun!

fun goodie

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It's only fitting. What an incredible comeback story.

comeback fitting incredible story

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Oh, who can argue with that?

argue

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No one, Anton.

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Oh, my wife Olivia is a big fan of Lonnie Hawkins.

hawkins lonnie olivia wife

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Stop.

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He has crabs, you know.

crabs

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What's that?

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Crabs. Pubic lice. He's teeming with the little beasties.

crabs lice

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Munching away on his balls as we speak.

balls speak

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Okay, Anton.

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What? I would disinfect the locker rooms if I were you.

locker rooms

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I mean, maybe put out some warning signs.

signs warning

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Unless, of course, that's the kind of filth you like here at the USGA.

course filth

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Listen, Anton. Word has it from my friends over at the Tour

friends tour word

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that this singular obsession you have with Lonnie Hawkins

hawkins lonnie obsession

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may be less about the game of golf and more about something personal.

game golf less personal

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Personal?

personal

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Why are you looking at her?

looking

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Stop looking at her!

looking

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I have friends on the Tour, Anton.

friends tour

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They voted you in, and they can just as easily vote you out.

easily vote voted

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Vote me out?

vote

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Honeybunch, how am I supposed to enjoy myself,

enjoy supposed

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knowing that here, at Pebble Beach, on the 18th hole,

beach hole knowing pebble

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you engaged in drunken, adulterous copulation with that man-whore?

drunken engaged whore

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Anton…

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How many times do I have to tell you?

times

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I was not drunk.

drunk

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God…

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Oh my God. He lives.

lives

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What's up with this couch?

couch

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Is there like a giant vortex or an ancient curse on it or something?

ancient curse giant

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Oh, I bought it off Facebook Marketplace, so, yeah, definitely cursed.

bought cursed facebook

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Hey, have you seen my phone?

phone seen

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You were in the kitchen last night just talking to yourself,

kitchen night

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kind of laughing maniacally, and then you said,

laughing maniacally

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"I have to put my phone in the dishwasher."

dishwasher phone

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See? Eureka, bitch.

bitch

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Honestly, I think you had a breakthrough. It was really good.

breakthrough

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I think it was a lot of 'shrooms, is what it was.

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Okay, come on. We gotta get you to this tournament.

tournament

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Wait, "we"? You're going?

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Lance, how many times do I have to tell you, bro?

lance times

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We gotta take these ashes to Pebble.

ashes pebble

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That's Old Henry?

henry

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Yeah. I mean, he talks way less shit now.

less talks

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I know he talked a lot of shit, but deep down…

deep talked

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did you love him?

love

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What am I gonna do, just be mad at the guy forever?

forever

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Yeah, I get that.

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You know, I think it might actually be easier to beat my dad

beat easier might

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if I don't hate him.

hate

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Yeah, yeah. I like that.

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I mean, you could love somebody and still beat their ass.

beat love somebody

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At the mental game, huh?

game mental

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Yeah.

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Do you hear those people? They don't want to just see you play golf.

golf

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They want to see you walk and talk and eat your lunch. And do you know why?

lunch walk

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Why is that, Sam?

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Because you are Lonnie Hawkins, the greatest this game has ever seen.

game greatest hawkins lonnie seen

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Now you go out there, and you show them their hero.

hero

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Yeah… because I've…

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- Born ready! - You are scared shitless.

born ready scared

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I am.

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- You do not want to go out there. - I do not.

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- Well… - Let's have some wine.

wine

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Maybe this will help.

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Old Henry's watch!

watch

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You… little… fucking angel.

angel fucking

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I was gonna try to get cash for it, but when you showed up looking for me…

cash looking showed

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Well, that was pretty cool.

cool

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Sam, are you familiar with the musical stylings

familiar musical

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of one Mark Althavean "Sisqó" Andrews?

mark

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- Eh… - We'll have to remedy that.

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But first… let's take a deep, long look at my hole.

deep hole

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- Here we are, Sam. 18th hole. - Mm-hmm.

hole

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This pin right here?

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That means nothing to me.

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Down over there, that's where the hole in question was.

hole question

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And then I was right here, lining up my putt, right?

lining putt

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Old Henry came up to me and whispered, "No-look."

henry

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No-look?

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A no-look putt, you know?

putt

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You putt it, and then you turn away.

putt

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- Oh… - You don't look.

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Yeah, he was feeling pretty cocky.

cocky feeling

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- Mm-hmm. - I looked over at Golden.

golden looked

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And he had his hand on his crotch, trying to intimidate me.

crotch hand intimidate

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His hand was on his crotch?

crotch hand

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Yeah, it's well-known on the PGA Tour that Golden has a large and thick penis.

golden known penis thick tour

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Hm.

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Many a men are intimidated by its shape and contour, but… I'm not.

intimidated shape

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- Mm-hm. - Anyway…

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I stood over my ball, visualizing the putt going in,

ball putt stood

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three feet from the Grand Slam and golf immortality.

feet golf grand slam three

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But I chickened out. I got too scared to go no-look.

scared

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Why were you scared to go with no-look?

scared

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I wanted it too much.

wanted

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No-look is a state of mind.

mind state

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You can't just want it to happen. It… It just happens.

happen happens

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I mean, I'm unbeatable when I get my no-look going.

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Well, then hopefully that happens.

happens hopefully

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Look, Sam, a hawk!

hawk

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- Look at that. - Wow…

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Majestic creature, the hawk.

creature hawk majestic

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- They watch over me. - Gorgeous.

gorgeous watch

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Gorgeous, right? Tough to take your eyes off of, huh?

eyes gorgeous tough

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"Meow, meow," says the hawk.

hawk meow

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Meow!

meow

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Yeah…

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My greatest fear is that a hawk one day will swoop down,

fear greatest hawk swoop

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silently,

silently

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quietly,

quietly

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and fly right up my ass,

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ripping my internal organs with its razor-sharp talons.

internal organs razor ripping sharp

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That's not what I thought you were gonna say.

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I thought 'cause of your name that, um…

name

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- I like hawks? - Yeah.

hawks

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No, I hate 'em.

hate

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Everyone assumes the hawk is my spirit animal, but it's not.

animal assumes hawk spirit

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Because it's the cougar.

cougar

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No, it's a leopard frog.

frog

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That's stupid.

stupid

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Well, you can't choose your spirit animal, Sam.

animal choose spirit

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And mine, unfortunately, is a leopard frog.

frog unfortunately

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Oh. Okay.

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Good morning. I'm Stacy Hawkins, and I have a reservation.

hawkins morning reservation stacy

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Hawkins! Any relation to the two golfers here this week?

hawkins week

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Uh… no.

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It's a very common last name.

common name

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Are you here for the US Open?

open

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I'm actually here on business.

business

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Oh, Radford, would you be able to call one of your fabulous friends

able fabulous friends radford

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and get me a table at a cozy restaurant?

cozy restaurant table

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Because I have a deal to close and champagne to drink.

champagne close deal drink

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Of course, dear.

course dear

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Thank you, my darling.

darling

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Listen, we've had a very long day.

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My companion here is recovering from a gunshot wound,

companion gunshot recovering wound

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and we would like to get to our room so we can fuck.

fuck room

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Oh, my goodness.

goodness

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Stacy!

stacy

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You are a regular Dorothy Parker.

dorothy parker regular

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Hoo-hoo!

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Seaside suite with an adjoining room.

room suite

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Well, well, well.

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Dad, you made it.

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Don't you think you should rest up, take care of that hand?

care hand rest

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Gotta play through the pain, son.

pain

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Hey, stop by the bus later, all right?

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I got something special I wanna share with you.

share special

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Well, well, well.

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That's a beautiful father-son moment.

father moment

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It's warming my cockles, boys.

boys warming

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Golden showers?

golden showers

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Hey, speaking of cockles, I'm having dinner with your wife and your mom later.

dinner having having-dinner speaking wife

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Yeah! I'm the new face of Teed Off.

face

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We'll be talking business.

business

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But after that, really can't say where the evening might go.

evening might

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But I do have my thoughts.

thoughts

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Fuck off.

fuck

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Hawk, I see you've gone from wearing a pickle jar to straight garbage.

garbage gone hawk pickle straight wearing

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What do you got there, business section, or is that obituaries?

business section

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I'll have you know this is the latest in homeopathic sports medicine.

latest medicine sports

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The ink from the newsprint has healing properties, all right?

healing

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All right.

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Let's see if you can hit that picker out there.

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You're on. Let me just make one slight adjustment.

adjustment slight

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Ugh!

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Yeah, that cooked up nice.

cooked

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Uh-huh. I don't think it can heal any better than that.

heal

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Hoo!

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And that's a live maggot right there.

live maggot

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That's disgusting.

disgusting

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You like Parmesan cheese? You like the smell of Parmesan?

cheese smell

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Take a shot.

shot

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Ah!

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Ooh…

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Ah…

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All right, Hawk, why don't you let that breathe?

breathe hawk

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Hey, I missed on purpose.

missed purpose

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- Clank. - And I'll raise you a plank.

raise

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God damn it!

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Let's go blind. Eyes fully closed.

blind closed eyes fully

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Whoa!

whoa

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Laszlo, where are you, son?

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- God damn it! - Ha.

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- Hell, in Boca Raton… - Yeah.

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Stacy. God, you look gorgeous.

gorgeous stacy

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- Why, thank you. - Good to see you.

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- So nice to see you, Golden. - You too. This is Mike.

golden mike

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Such a pleasure to meet you, Mike.

meet mike pleasure

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Wow.

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Now, he's not the Mike.

mike

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Oh.

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He's just a good dude who likes to drink.

drink likes

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- Guilty. - Okay.

guilty

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So, I gotta ask, what made you come around on the acquisition?

acquisition

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Great question. Oh, thank you very much.

question

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Well, I did a simple risk assessment and asset valuation.

asset risk simple

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I made copies for both of you of my research.

copies research

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- Here you go, Mike. - Huh.

mike

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And I came to the conclusion that Teed Off would be in much better hands

conclusion hands

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with you and Mike than me.

mike

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Because I realized I really need somebody who's gonna push the brand.

brand push realized somebody

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Someone eating and sleeping golf,

eating golf sleeping

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drinking day in and day out, and that is absolutely not me.

absolutely drinking

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Well, thank you.

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- Those are… wonderful visuals. - Thank you.

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You see, it states here that Mike's Hard Lemonade and I will own

hard lemonade mikes states

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80% of Teed Off.

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Mm.

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You'll keep 20%.

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- Mm-hmm. - And a very handsome dividend.

handsome

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Now, you understand you're about to be a very rich lady.

lady rich

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Absolutely.

absolutely

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- Yeah. - We're all gonna be loaded.

loaded

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Did you know there was a time where I couldn't be in the same room with you?

room

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Me?

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All because of a three-foot putt that my husband missed.

foot husband missed putt three

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Can you believe it?

believe

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Speaking of Lonnie, I saw him out on the range today.

lonnie range speaking today

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Making a fool of himself, I'm sure.

fool

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Oh, he's doing good.

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Got 150 of the best golfers in the world, and he still thinks he has a chance.

best chance thinks world

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You can't rule out the Hawk. You see, if he can get through Friday,

friday hawk rule

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not one of the 60 golfers left standing will feel safe with him on the course.

course left safe standing

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Does he scare you?

scare

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Lonnie scares the shit out of me.

lonnie scares

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But if it comes down to me and the Hawk on Sunday,

comes hawk sunday

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he'll choke.

choke

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That's a fact.

fact

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He wants it too bad.

wants

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Those aren't the qualities of a champion man.

champion qualities

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Sam, you're a genius. How'd you find a Red Lobster in this rich man's enclave?

genius howd lobster mans rich

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- I drove to Salinas. - Oh!

drove

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- Salinas? - Mm-hmm.

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Don't tell me lobster and Cheddar Bay biscuits don't travel. This is heaven!

biscuits cheddar heaven lobster travel

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- What'd you get? - It's so good.

whatd

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I got that Parrot Isle jumbo coconut shrimp.

coconut jumbo parrot shrimp

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- Mmh. - Got a little kick to it.

kick

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I usually get the Admiral's Feast,

feast usually

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'cause in many ways, I am an admiral.

ways

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- Oh yeah. - Oh, lookie here!

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Oh, hi. Permission to, uh, go to the galley for some napkins?

napkins permission

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Permission granted. While you're there, grab a bottle of white.

bottle grab granted permission white

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- I got it. Okay. Want something? - I'm okay. Thank you.

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- You sure? - I'm good.

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Milk? White wine?

milk white white-wine wine

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- Tap water? - I'll go and get it.

water

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- How about a slice of cheese? - Slice of cheese?

cheese slice

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Mm! I got pudding. You want some chocolate pudding?

chocolate pudding

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- I'm okay. - You're good?

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Thank you. You had something for me?

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Yeah.

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I've been holding on to these things for a long time.

holding

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What are they?

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Your grandmother gave me these three clubs when I was a kid.

clubs grandmother three

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She found them in a thrift store in Yuba City.

city found store

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She cut them down to size, and she said, "Go play."

size

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And go play I did.

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These are the inspirations

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that made my life extraordinary.

extraordinary life

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Look at this putter.

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- Yeah. - Thing looks like it's 100 years old.

years

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Yeah, look at that. Wooden shaft. That's the way they used to make 'em.

shaft used wooden

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I got pretty good with this thing.

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I held on to 'em forever 'cause I'm a sentimental creature.

creature forever held sentimental

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But here,

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feel the power of your legacy, son.

legacy power

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Look.

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I know we haven't… really been…

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close.

close

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For a long time, I was… pretty mad at you and--

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No, I know. I wasn't around, and I regret that, son.

regret

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- It's just, your mother-- - Just let me finish.

finish mother

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I will. But your mother didn't want me around--

mother

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Yeah, go ahead. Finish. But it… it was her fault. But go.

ahead fault finish go-ahead

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I was just saying,

↓

you know, I've been mad at you.

↓

And I'm trying to put all that behind me.

behind

↓

I just got some shit I'm dealing with right now.

dealing

↓

Some of it's stupid. Some of it's super fucking serious.

fucking fucking-serious serious stupid super

↓

What do you mean by serious?

serious

↓

I mean, it's nothing I can't handle.

handle

↓

But I think…

↓

Um…

↓

I just… Well, I just wanted to say, um…

wanted

↓

You don't need to say another word.

another another-word word

↓

I love you too.

love

↓

What time's your, uh, like, tee time tomorrow or whatever?

times tomorrow

↓

- Tomorrow? - Yeah, tomorrow.

tomorrow

↓

Uh, the guy said 9:15.

↓

9:15? That's cool. 9:15's a good time.

cool

↓

- How about you? - What's up?

↓

- Your tee time? - My tee time?

↓

- What's your tee time? - Uh, 11:30.

↓

- That's a good tee time. - Yeah.

↓

- Both are… - They're great.

↓

- Good times. - Really good tee times.

times

↓

Solid-ass times.

solid times

↓

Well, maybe we'll get to play… over the weekend together.

weekend

↓

- Yeah, maybe. I'd like that, Dad. - That'd be good.

thatd

↓

- Yeah. - Would you?

↓

- I would. - I'm not gonna go easy on you.

easy

↓

- Okay. - I wanna win that US Open, okay?

open

↓

- Hey. Go for it. - I will.

↓

- Okay. - Okay.

↓

Hey, and what was the thing again,

↓

that… that's so serious?

serious

↓

Oh… Don't worry about that.

worry

↓

What are those?

↓

My Dad gave me his childhood clubs.

childhood clubs

↓

As a peace offering?

offering peace

↓

Or like a chess move?

chess

↓

Nah. He's not the worst guy in the world.

world worst

↓

- I… I think he meant it. - Hmm…

meant

↓

He could be gaming you.

gaming

↓

Or I could be gaming him.

gaming

↓

♪ Hard iced tea With a taste that's soft ♪

hard iced soft taste

↓

♪ Teed Off! Teed Off! ♪

↓

Hi. I'm Stacy Hawkins, creator of Teed Off hard iced tea.

creator hard hawkins iced stacy

↓

I'm unavailable right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you.

message

↓

♪ Teed Off! ♪

↓

Hey, Stacy?

stacy

↓

Hey, it's Lonnie.

lonnie

↓

I'm just calling to say…

calling

↓

I'm sorry.

↓

I, uh…

↓

I'm sorry for…

↓

messing everything up with you and Lance and…

lance messing

↓

I don't want you to worry.

worry

↓

I… Look,

↓

I mean, he has some issues for sure, but…

issues

↓

but I think he's working through 'em and he's about to turn the corner.

corner working

↓

He's a good kid.

↓

And you're a good mother.

mother

↓

Also, I'm sorry I got handsy with you

handsy

↓

while you were crying in the bathroom in Vegas.

bathroom crying vegas

↓

I read the room wrong.

read room

↓

If I didn't read the room wrong, and you want another go in the sack,

another read room sack

↓

let me know, because I will drop everything. Just say the word.

drop word

↓

It's weird being back at Pebble Beach.

beach pebble weird

↓

A lot of memories.

memories

↓

After I missed that putt in 2010, nothing made sense to me anymore.

anymore missed putt sense

↓

I was a broken man.

broken

↓

But now I'm gonna try and show you both what I'm made of.

↓

Would I like to face him again? You bet.

face

↓

Beating Lonnie Hawkins, that was a really big moment for me.

beating hawkins lonnie moment

↓

And, uh, I went on a pretty good run after that.

↓

And the run's not over yet.

runs

↓

So, yeah, I'd love for it to come down to me and Lonnie again.

lonnie love

↓

Does my dad have a chance?

chance

↓

Um…

↓

Sure. Uh, it's gonna be tough, though.

tough

↓

There's a lot of good, young golfers out here.

young

↓

Guys who are actually in their prime.

prime

↓

So… we'll see.

↓

First off, it's great to be back.

↓

Uh, who do I think is gonna win?

↓

I'm not sure. It's tough to say.

tough

↓

I mean, Golden's obviously playing really well.

obviously playing

↓

But, um, I feel like the show is all about Lonnie and Lance.

lance lonnie

↓

I think it was real nice of the USGA to give him an exemption.

real

↓

At his age and his ability,

ability

↓

you gotta figure this is his last major, right?

figure major

↓

It's hard to be able to handle the pressure

able handle hard pressure

↓

for four days at a place like Pebble and be competitive.

competitive days four four-days pebble place

↓

So I guess we're just gonna have to wait and see.

↓

Look, I think there's obviously a lot of noise

noise obviously

↓

around two golfers because of something that happened almost 20 years ago.

happened years

↓

So I'm trying to stay focused on the present.

focused present

↓

Trying not to get in my own head, because we know that has certainly been…

certainly head

↓

Sounds to me he knows Golden's coming,

coming knows sounds

↓

just knock, knock, knocking on the door.

door knock knocking

↓

- Kind of in the middle of… - Excuse me.

excuse middle

↓

You had a chance at the Grand Slam

chance grand slam

↓

here at Pebble a long time ago, and you missed an easy putt.

easy missed pebble putt

↓

Some people have said it's the worst choke in golf history.

choke golf history worst

↓

Will that be in the back of your mind when you tee off tomorrow morning?

mind morning tomorrow tomorrow-morning

↓

Can you repeat the question?

question repeat

↓

♪ They just wanna see some blood, huh? ♪

blood

↓

♪ They bettin' 50 racks That he ain't gettin' up ♪

aint gettin

↓

♪ I'm kinda feelin' like… ♪

feelin kinda

↓

♪ Buss em up! ♪

↓

♪ Buss em up! ♪

↓

♪ Buss em up! ♪

↓

♪ Buss em up! ♪

↓

♪ Buss, buss, buss… ♪

↓

♪ Uh! ♪

↓

♪ I ain't got nothing to lose ♪

aint lose

↓

♪ You could not fit in my shoes ♪

shoes

↓

♪ I do not easily bruise You won't be able to chew ♪

able bruise chew easily

↓

♪ Sip through a straw when I'm through Feelin' like, "Hold up!" ♪

feelin straw

↓

♪ You know a young'un bout to go nuts ♪

bout nuts

↓

♪ I'm bout to hit him with 100 blows To the dome ♪

blows bout dome

↓

♪ He won't live to see another round TKO ♪

another another-round live round

↓

♪ Buss em up! Buss em up! ♪

↓

♪ Buss em up! ♪

↓

♪ Buss, buss, buss ♪