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The Hawk

Season 1, Episode 8 — The Code

TMDB episode metadata

Show: The Hawk

Episode title: The Code

Air date: July 16, 2026

Director: Jonathan Watson

Top billed cast: Will Ferrell, Molly Shannon, Jimmy Tatro, Fortune Feimster

In the messy aftermath of the Vegas trip, Lonnie tries to win back Sam's trust, Stacy has complicated feelings and Lance hits rock bottom.

Source: TMDB

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You know those moments in life where you wanna pinch yourself and say,

life moments pinch

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"How did I get here?"

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How did a boy from Yuba City, California,

california city

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find himself in a room full of guns and flying bodies?

bodies flying full guns room room-full

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Life is a kaleidoscope of colorful candy, isn't it?

candy colorful life

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You can't taste it if you don't reach for it.

reach taste

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Everyone cool down. Okay?

cool

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Let's take the temperature down a notch.

notch temperature

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Again, my name is Lonnie Hawkins. This is my wife, Stacy Hawkins.

hawkins lonnie name stacy wife

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We are estranged, but we're working on it.

working

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That is our son, Lance Hawkins.

hawkins lance

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And this gentleman right over here is my wife's current beau, Radish Dunkirk.

current gentleman wifes

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Radford Phipps, an absolute pleasure.

absolute pleasure radford

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And I believe that woman there in the stocking cap

believe woman

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is my one-time caddie, Sam.

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I don't know you, dude. My name's not Sam. It's Delroy McDowell.

names

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Sam, shut it. It's important the killers know our names and that we're real people.

killers names real

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I'm still gonna blow his hand off if I don't get my money.

blow hand money

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Swear to God, if you do that, I will rip your dick off!

dick swear

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I'd be careful, Cuddle Bear. She's ripped off one dick today.

bear careful cuddle dick ripped today

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She is like Santa Claus with a big old bag full of dicks.

claus dicks full santa santa-claus

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If you're gonna shoot a hand, why don't you just shoot his hand.

hand shoot

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- It's already broken. - We don't know that.

broken

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It's probably badly sprained and in no way will affect my golf game.

affect badly game golf

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Then why does it smell?

smell

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It could be infected.

infected

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We'll know more in the next 48 to 72 hours.

hours

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- It does smell. - I don't wanna…

smell

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Fat guy, stop talking.

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- I'm not fat. - Shut it!

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Okay.

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But seriously, you know, my BMI is normal for someone my size.

normal size

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Y'all need to shut up!

yall

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Oh!

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We're in control now.

control

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That's right.

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We're in control, so I'm gonna need you three

control three

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to take your kid and get out of here.

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- Yeah, yeah. - Lance! Come on, let's go!

lance

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- Bye, Tony Hawk. - No!

hawk tony

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- ♪ They call him The Hawk ♪ - ♪ Hawk! ♪

hawk

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♪ He's a golfer ♪

golfer

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♪ The greatest golfer in the world! ♪

golfer greatest world

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Everyone in. Get in. Get in. Come on.

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What the fuck?

fuck

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- What are we doing in here? - Sam told me to hide.

hide

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- Who's Sam? - Dad's old caddie with the gun.

dads

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What? So your caddie told you to hide?

hide

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Oh my God!

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Oh, holy shit. That was crazy.

crazy holy

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- I knew it! - It's Delroy.

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Oh, I missed you. I was wrong. I never should have fired you.

fired missed

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I miss the noises you make when you talk.

miss noises

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I miss how I… I used to ask for my sand wedge,

miss sand used wedge

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and you'd give me a putter.

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You're erratic, and… and awful driving.

awful driving

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- Awful! - What the fuck?

awful fuck

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I miss you, buddy. What I'm trying to say is I need ya.

buddy miss

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Firing you was the biggest mistake I've ever made.

biggest firing mistake

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And I've made very few, if any at all. I mean…

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Maybe that seven… iron, going with seven iron on the fifth hole at the Old Course.

course fifth hole iron seven

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Old Henry, he wanted me to go with an eight iron.

eight henry iron wanted

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But the wind started to pick up, and I thought if I just hit an easy seven,

easy pick seven started wind

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I could keep the ball from ballooning on me.

ball

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Maybe I swang too hard, I don't know.

hard

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Point is, nothing can compare to that decision to let you go.

compare decision point

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It was wrong. I need you. I need you more than anyone.

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Well, you know what, Lonnie? You should've thought about all that

lonnie shouldve

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before you fired my ass.

fired

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Oh my God. Shut up. You could have killed someone, lady.

killed lady

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Oh, you're welcome.

welcome

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- You fucking shitbag. - Whoa…

fucking whoa

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I just saved your freaking hand from getting blown off.

blown freaking hand saved

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She's 100% correct.

correct

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If it wasn't for me and this lady saving your ass with some Rambo shit--

lady rambo saving

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- Yeah. - Why are you screaming and yelling at me?

screaming yelling

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You didn't do dick. I'm surprised you didn't pee your pants.

dick pants surprised

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- I didn't do dick? - Yeah.

dick

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- No. - I did so much.

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But I want to thank you, Sam, for saving my son's hand.

hand saving sons

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- Not that it was worth saving, but… - Mom!

saving worth

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- What? I am sick of your bullshit, Lance. - Rude.

bullshit lance rude sick

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I am sick and tired of it. You're worse than your father.

father sick tired worse

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Kill them both. I don't even care.

care kill

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- Whoa. - Oh, whoa, whoa…

whoa

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I don't kill people. I just, you know, shoot the ceilings.

kill shoot

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Still cool.

cool

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At least no one got hurt.

hurt least

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Yeah? What about this?

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- Lance! - Your right hand!

hand lance

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- Yeah. - That's incredible.

incredible

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Yeah. Why is that incredible?

incredible

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You're Luke Skywalker. I'm Darth Vader.

darth darth-vader luke skywalker vader

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Father and son losing the same hand.

father hand losing

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We're connected for eternity.

connected eternity

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You know, I can't even feel it. Maybe I'm unbreakable.

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I think I may be able to explain why you can't feel it.

able explain

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Radford, you're shot!

radford shot

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Yes, I seem to have inadvertently caught a bullet.

bullet caught

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Can I just bring up the one thing that I think we're all thinking about right now?

bring thinking

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This was an incredible family moment!

family incredible moment

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One to be cherished.

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- And we're in Las Vegas. - Lonnie…

lonnie vegas

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Boxcars! Right?

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Hiding from gangsters.

gangsters hiding

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- The list goes on and on. - It's a great city.

city list

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"For a woman, wert thou first created."

created thou woman

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"Until nature, as she wrought thee, fell a-doting…"

fell nature thee

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Okay. He's babbling.

babbling

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Oh, he's not making any sense.

sense

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- We gotta get him help. - Por favor.

favor

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Come on, Radcliffe. Don't ruin this trip, please.

ruin trip

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- Here we are. Okay, great. - Yes.

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Okay, good.

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You're doing great. Okay, now let me hear you say it.

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Self… inflicted.

inflicted self

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- Good job. - I knew I liked you, Radcliffe.

liked

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Good. Okay.

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You know, they try to get you on the bacon

bacon

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'cause they cook it in that greasy pan to force you not to eat so much.

cook force greasy

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- That's when I dive in to the ham. - Oh yeah.

dive

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The ham, that's where you win. You win with the ham.

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And the sausage, both types.

sausage types

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Can we talk about the elephant in the room?

elephant room

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- Stacy, I did not wet my pants, okay? - I'm talking about our son!

pants stacy

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Oh, let me guess. You don't like the hair.

hair

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Does the pink shock you? I look fucking awesome.

awesome fucking pink shock

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I like the hair. My man looks cool.

cool hair

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- Yeah, me too. - Thank you.

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I thought you looked like Machine Gun Kelly

kelly looked machine

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when I busted through that hotel room.

busted hotel hotel-room room

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Colson Baker.

baker

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- Enough. Not the hair. - I like her. She's cool.

cool hair

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I leave him alone for one night

alone night

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and he almost throws away his entire career.

career entire throws

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- Our son needs help. Can you see that? - Hey! I had that situation under control.

control needs situation

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Okay? I did.

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Yeah, you're right, Stacy. He's a mess.

mess stacy

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And it's affecting his game.

affecting game

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His game?

game

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Do you even give a shit about anything outside of his golf game?

game golf

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- Oh, do you? - Excuse me?

excuse

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Seriously, you only care about me winning for your stupid drink.

care drink stupid winning

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And you lied to me. Dad told me.

lied

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You said he messed up my Legos when I was a kid. I didn't even have Legos.

messed

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You just lied to my face.

face lied

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It's true, Stacy. You did lie. You can be a bad mother sometimes.

mother sometimes stacy

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- Mm-hmm. - The two of you, please!

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You don't think I can see what's going on

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with the gambling addiction, the drinking, lying, cheating?

addiction cheating drinking gambling lying

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I told you that story so you could keep focused

focused story

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so that this shit wouldn't happen. That's why I did it.

happen

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- No. No. - Yes.

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You told me that story because you're both selfish fucks.

fucks selfish story

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Hey! Don't talk to your mother that way!

mother

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She's a very good mother and a very sexy woman.

mother sexy woman

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You'd be lucky to roll around the bed with someone like this.

lucky roll

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- Dude, what the fuck? - What do you mean?

fuck

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- It's my mom! - I know. She's hot as shit.

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- She is. - Fucking stop.

fucking

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Hey, my wife and I are here on a family retreat.

family retreat wife

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Would you mind not swearing?

mind swearing

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Fuck off!

fuck

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- Yeah, maybe fuck off, guy. - You heard him. Get out of here.

fuck heard

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Can you please be a dad for just one second, Lonnie?

lonnie second

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- What, I… - One second is all I ask.

second

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I took him to a steak dinner. We talked about life. What have you done?

dinner life steak talked

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- I do everything all the time. - Oh my God, listen to yourselves!

yourselves

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Nothing's your fault. It's just the other person's fault.

fault nothings persons

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Well, in this particular case…

case particular particular-case

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Oh, my… Dad, Mom,

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I love you. I do.

love

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But for now, why don't you just stay the fuck out of my life, okay?

fuck life

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I'll figure my own shit out.

figure

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I'm taking my pancakes.

pancakes

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Look, it has been an emotional day, you know,

emotional

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with the gunshots and the yelling and the running and the crying.

crying gunshots running yelling

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- I think everybody's just on edge. - Yeah. A very weird day.

edge everybodys weird

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- Mm-hm. - A weird day.

weird

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- Yeah. - Very strange day.

strange

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Long, strange day.

strange

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Very strange.

strange

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A day like no other.

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So weird.

weird

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Very weird.

weird

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A day filled with raw… emotion.

emotion filled

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I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

bathroom

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Yeah.

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I think I'm gonna go to the bathroom too.

bathroom

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Um, should I come too?

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No.

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I better not get stuck with this bill.

bill stuck

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Oh, Lonnie.

lonnie

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- Oh, stay there. - Oh, God.

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- Oh, get in. Get inside. - Oh, watch my hand.

hand watch

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Do I have sausage breath?

breath sausage

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Shh!

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Oh, Lonnie.

lonnie

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Squeeze my nuts!

nuts squeeze

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- Go harder! - Squeeze!

harder squeeze

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Squeeze. Squeeze 'em. Tighter.

squeeze tighter

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- Deeper. - Yeah.

deeper

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Oh! Oh!

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Better not hurt himself.

hurt

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How's the ham?

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One-time deal, Lonnie.

deal lonnie

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Same thing you said the night we made Lance.

lance night

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One-time… deal.

deal

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If you say so.

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- Stop thinking what you're thinking. - Okay, yeah. I'm good.

thinking

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Are we terrible parents, Lonnie?

lonnie parents

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What? No.

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He wanted to be you his whole life. That's all he wanted.

life wanted whole whole-life

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But he's not you.

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Golf is fun for you, but it's not fun for him anymore.

anymore fun golf

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I mean, maybe it was once,

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but now he's just playing to get to your heart.

heart playing

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But he doesn't know what I know.

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You don't have a heart.

heart

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Hold on. I have a heart.

heart

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I failed him. I failed my own son.

failed

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Oh…

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No, look.

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I have a heart, I do.

heart

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We still got time.

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Come on.

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You're such a good mother.

mother

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You are. Do you know that?

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- Thank you, Lonnie. You're sweet. - You're a great mom.

lonnie sweet

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Thank you, Lonnie.

lonnie

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What the fuck are you doing?

fuck

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- What? Nothing, I'm… - Jesus, Lonnie.

jesus lonnie

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I'm horny.

horny

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All of a sudden, you don't get horny?

horny sudden

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I'll see you, Lonnie.

lonnie

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I rocked your world.

rocked world

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One-time deal.

deal

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I did. I rocked her world. You heard it.

heard rocked world

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Are you looking for your friend?

friend looking

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- Yeah. Did you see her? - She left. Yeah.

left

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Wanna know where she went?

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- Oh, you know? - Yep.

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She left me a message to give to you.

left message

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- Well, uh, where'd she go? - Hm.

whered

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Are you going to apologize to my wife for your potty mouth?

apologize mouth potty wife

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What? Are you kidding me?

kidding

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Vegas is a huge city, friend. She could have gone anywhere.

city friend gone huge vegas

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Okay. Sorry, lady, for what I said. There. Where'd she go?

lady whered

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No. I mean, that's not an apology.

apology

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- You can do better. - Dude, this is important, okay?

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I can't lose that woman. It's a matter of life or death, okay?

death life lose matter woman

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Basic civility is also important.

basic

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Without it, we don't have a society that works, do we?

society works

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So, please, try again.

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Lady, I'm deeply sorry for my foul language.

deeply foul lady language

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Hey, guy, you get one more shot at this.

shot

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If you can't nail it, I zip my mouth till the rapture happens.

happens mouth nail till

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- Dude! - Uh-oh. It's beginning to zip.

beginning

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No. Unzip.

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Ma'am, uh, I… am so sorry for what transpired earlier.

maam

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That… that type of language, it's inexcusable.

language type

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And I hope you accept my sincerest apology.

accept apology hope

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I'm gonna make every effort to become a better person starting right now.

become effort person starting

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Your friend said to meet her at Deuce's Wild at 2:00 p.m.

friend meet wild

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Thank you. And for putting me through all that,

putting

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you know what I'm gonna say to you?

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I have a… I have a general idea.

general idea

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Have a nice day.

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The Hawk's a bit of a wild card.

card hawks wild wild-card

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Ma'am.

maam

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Who the fuck is the Hawk?

fuck hawk

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So you gave that Christian guy 100 bucks to make him apologize?

apologize bucks christian

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Yep. But if I know this Hawkins guy, he ain't never showing up.

aint hawkins showing

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Well, well, well, Mr. Hawkins.

hawkins

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You're the pickle guy. What are you doing here?

pickle

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He's, uh… my dad.

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Sit.

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- We need to talk. - Dad, that's not necessary.

necessary

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Samantha, we're just two fathers having a talk.

fathers having samantha

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Right?

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Do you have a code that you live by, Mr. Hawkins?

code hawkins live

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I do. "Play it as it lies."

lies

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Okay, that's not a code. That's a rule in golf.

code golf rule

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But, see, I have a code. And Sam knows the code I live by.

code knows live

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See, she lied to me. She stole from me.

lied stole

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And now she came back here to make it right.

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Why are you here, Mr. Hawkins?

hawkins

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Well, I came to get Sam. We're… We're gonna be playing in the US Open.

open playing

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And why should she trust you? I don't trust you.

trust

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You say you need Sam, but you fired her.

fired

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Sam is my daughter, Mr. Hawkins.

daughter hawkins

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And you broke her heart.

broke heart

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What if I treated your son the way you're treating my daughter?

daughter treated treating

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You couldn't fire him, 'cause… you're not in the same line of work--

fire line

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Oh, Lonnie, do you even have a heart?

heart lonnie

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You know what? Get the fuck out of here. And leave my daughter alone.

alone daughter fuck

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You know what?

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You're the second person today who's questioned my heart.

heart person second today

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And that's bullshit.

bullshit

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I have a heart.

heart

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Marley and Me's my favorite movie.

favorite movie

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I can't make it through "I'm Not in Love" by 10cc without falling apart,

apart falling falling-apart love

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so don't tell me I don't have a heart.

heart

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I came here for Sam.

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Sam, whose last name I don't even know,

name

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who has the worst taste of clothing of anyone I've met.

clothing taste worst

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What?

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Who doesn't know anything about golf,

golf

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but is the best damn caddie in the world.

best world

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I came here

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because I need her,

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and she needs me.

needs

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I have a heart, Mr. Sam's dad.

heart sams

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Yeah.

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Right on.

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Fuckin' A.

fuckin

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Sam.

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The bus is parked near the Walmart on the west side of town.

near parked side town walmart west west-side

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I'm gonna be pulling out in an hour for the US Open.

hour open pulling

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And I would love it if you were behind the wheel.

behind love wheel

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I told you he's got balls.

balls

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He's a pickle guy.

pickle

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Pickle guys are tough.

pickle tough

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In the open savanna, the cheetah pauses.

cheetah open pauses

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Wait, didn't we watch this already?

watch

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Mmm? I don't think so.

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Every shadow, a possibility.

possibility shadow

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- Did we order food? - To the untrained eye…

food order

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I don't… I don't remember. Maybe.

remember

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Lance? What the fuck?

fuck lance

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Crystal! Hey, what's up?

crystal

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Been a minute. Just thought I'd, you know, drop on by.

drop minute

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Drop by? What are you doing in Los Angeles?

angeles drop

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- I'm just chillin'. - Yeah?

chillin

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Yeah, I'm good. I'm cool. I just, uh…

cool

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Yeah, I just…

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I was just in the area.

area

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Okay.

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- I'm sorry. - Come on. No, come on. Let's go.

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- What's wrong? - Everything is wrong.

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Natalie left me.

left

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My dad's gonna beat me in the US Open.

beat dads open

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My mom doesn't even love me.

love

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I lost all my money, everything's gone to shit.

everythings gone lost money

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How you doing, though? You straight?

straight

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- Yeah, I'm good, yeah. - You been watching anything good lately?

lately watching

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Any shows or anything?

shows

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Oh shit!

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Whew! Man…

whew

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- Go over there. - How'd that thing get in there?

howd

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Oh man, did it make a nest?

nest

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That was all that scratching noise… in there.

noise scratching

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What you doing there?

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Oh, I'm just, uh…

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Just looking for something.

looking

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- You need help? - No, thanks.

thanks

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What's he looking for?

looking

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- What are you looking for? - Oh, just… something for my kid. You know.

looking

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We got kids. They don't want nothing to do with us.

kids

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I mean, you feed 'em, you clothe them, you teach 'em everything you know…

feed teach

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Yeah.

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…then they don't want nothing to do with you.

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Yeah, no, I consider myself a pretty good dad.

consider

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You know, my kid's got everything. Now he wants me to get lost.

kids lost wants

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It's hard to be a man in this world.

hard world

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There is literally nothing harder.

harder

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Men have always had it the toughest.

toughest

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Yeah, when are people gonna listen?

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When are men gonna catch a break?

break catch

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When?

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- What happened to your hand? - Uh… I… I think I broke it.

broke hand happened

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Is that painter's tape?

tape

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Yes, it is.

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Respect.

respect

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Thank you. You don't know how much that means to me.

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For most animals, eucalyptus is inedible…

animals

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I'm thinking about taking 'shrooms.

thinking

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Okay, cool. Just save us some. We'll join you in a bit.

cool join save

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You know, Lance, I'm glad you came, 'cause I still need that favor.

favor glad lance

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- What favor? - Remember I was telling you?

favor remember telling

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My dad, he wants his ashes spread on the 18th green at Pebble Beach,

ashes beach green pebble spread wants

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and, you know, the US Open is next week. I figured maybe you could help me.

figured open week

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Eh… I don't know if I'm gonna even play in the US Open.

open

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Why? You qualified, right?

qualified

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Yeah, but I don't know if I even like golf anymore.

anymore golf

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Did you ever like golf?

golf

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Yeah. I mean, when we were kids, it was fun.

fun kids

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Hm. Well, why don't we go find out if you still like golf?

golf

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It's self-inflicted.

inflicted self

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So…

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So then what happened?

happened

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Well, Lance ran off.

lance

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And then… Lonnie and I had sex in the bathroom.

bathroom lonnie

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Oh, I'm so sorry about that, Radford.

radford

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Okay, do tell. Go on.

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Well, I'm still thinking about Golden Fisk's offer.

golden offer thinking

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Because he told me the guys at Mike's Hard Lemonade

hard lemonade mikes

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could invest in Teed Off if I partner with him.

invest partner

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- But Lance will hate me. - Well, you don't know that.

hate lance

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- Maybe it's the best thing for Lance. - Well…

best lance

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What I don't understand is why you'd have sex with a man you hate.

hate

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I know.

↓

So strange, right?

strange

↓

Mm-hmm.

↓

You ever have unresolved feelings inside you

feelings

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that you don't want to face head-on… and instead of dealing with them,

dealing face head

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you just leave them unresolved?

↓

I don't think so, no.

↓

What do you think? Am I a good person, Radford?

person radford

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Oh, Stacy, people are complicated, you know.

complicated stacy

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I think Walt Whitman said it best when he said, "I exist--"

best exist walt whitman

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Just tell me, am I a good person?

person

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I think you're a good person. Do you think you're a good person?

person

↓

Not right now, I don't.

↓

Oh shit.

↓

Mmm…

↓

- Yup. - Ah!

↓

- Yup, still got it. - Oh… Shit, that was not bad.

↓

I mean, I beat my dad one time.

beat

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You beat Old Henry at golf? No fucking way.

beat fucking golf henry

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He was a scratch golfer.

golfer scratch

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I… cheated.

cheated

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Can't cheat the game of golf.

cheat game golf

↓

You sound like your dad.

sound

↓

So when you said, "Don't let my dad win," you meant I should cheat?

cheat meant

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No, that's not what I meant.

meant

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I meant, our dads, they have this certain way of seeing us.

certain dads meant seeing

↓

And every time I just tried to be what he wanted me to be, I lost.

lost tried wanted

↓

So I stopped seeing myself as Old Henry's daughter and just… me.

daughter seeing stopped

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And it definitely changed things.

changed

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- How's that supposed to help me win? - What does your dad always say?

supposed

↓

"You'd be shocked how many times I had sex with your mother right there."

mother shocked times

↓

No, the other thing he used to say-- When we were kids.

kids used

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- Golf is a mental game. - Golf is a mental game.

game golf mental

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- Sorry, he said a lot of stuff. - He… Yeah.

stuff

↓

So why don't you beat him at the mental game?

beat game mental

↓

Hmm.

↓

- Mm-hmm. - Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!

↓

Oh! Okay.

↓

That was bad, that one sounded bad.

sounded

↓

God damn it.

↓

I must have lost 'em.

lost must

↓

- Here you go. - Thank you.

↓

I'm sorry, guy. I know what it means to lose something.

lose

↓

I've had more playoff losses than wins.

losses wins

↓

It's that kind of day, Baron Davis.

davis

↓

I lost my son, now I'm pretty sure I've lost my caddie.

lost

↓

Yeah, a good caddie's like a dog whisperer.

↓

A rare and beautiful thing.

rare

↓

♪ Look at me So clean, no effort ♪

clean effort

↓

♪ Pony tail, ripped jeans No effort ♪

effort jeans pony ripped tail

↓

♪ Face clean, gold ring No effort ♪

clean effort face gold ring

↓

♪ Insane, my chain Big pressure ♪

chain insane pressure

↓

Hey, hotshot.

hotshot

↓

Hay is for horses.

horses

↓

Yeah, but they may need supplemental feeds depending on their workload.

depending feeds

↓

Sam, I'm sorry.

↓

I'm sorry I fired you. That will never happen again.

fired happen

↓

Jesus Christ. What is this, an episode of Hoarders?

christ episode jesus jesus-christ

↓

Trying to find my old clubs. I thought Lance should have them.

clubs lance

↓

What better way to prove to him how much I love him?

love prove

↓

I mean, other than giving him a kidney or killing one of his enemies,

enemies giving kidney killing

↓

I can't think of a single other thing.

single

↓

- Yeah. - Well, what's in that crate over there?

crate

↓

Oh, just probably more of my shit.

↓

Could be… My pellet gun might be in there.

might

↓

- Oh, it could be my turtle coffin. - Oh!

coffin turtle

↓

- Nope. - Will you lookie there!

nope

↓

- You're like a bloodhound. - That's right.

↓

- I have a heart. - Yeah.

heart

↓

I have a heart!

heart

↓

Whoo!

whoo

↓

- Pebble Beach? - Pebble Beach, Sam.

beach pebble

↓

But first, let's find me a range and see if I can hit with this hand.

hand range

↓

♪ I'm not in love ♪

love

↓

♪ So don't forget it ♪

forget

↓

♪ It's just a silly phase I'm going through ♪

phase silly

↓

♪ And just because ♪

↓

♪ I call you up ♪

↓

♪ Don't get me wrong ♪

↓

♪ Don't think you've got it made ♪

↓

♪ I'm not in love, no, no ♪

love

↓

♪ It's because… ♪

↓

Ma'am?

maam

↓

Ma'am.

maam

↓

Honey? She wants to know if you need anything.

honey wants

↓

Huh?

↓

Oh. No, thanks.

thanks

↓

I don't need anything.

↓

♪ Hot damn, I'm a brand-new man ♪

brand

↓

♪ Got a hundred dollar bill In the palm of my hand ♪

bill dollar dollar-bill hand hundred palm

↓

♪ Move to California Where the weather's better ♪

california weathers

↓

♪ I'm a lot lizard A glutton for pleasure ♪

lizard pleasure

↓

♪ I get high Living in the desert ♪

desert living

↓

♪ I get by Party with my demons ♪

demons party

↓

♪ One more time I've always had a feeling ♪

feeling

↓

♪ Oh yeah You were just a dream ♪

dream

↓

♪ I am just an angel Living in a nightmare ♪

angel living nightmare

↓

♪ Life is just a game ♪

game life

↓

♪ Love is an illusion I'm not going nowhere ♪

illusion love

↓

♪ Smiling while I'm choking all my enеmies ♪

choking smiling

↓

♪ All I do is laugh away the pain ♪

laugh pain

↓

♪ When things get weird We have each other ♪

weird

↓

♪ Best friends almost could be lovers ♪

best best-friends friends lovers

↓

♪ Bright new face on the magazine ♪

bright face magazine

↓

♪ You almost made it But you blew your brain ♪

blew brain