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The Hawk

Season 1, Episode 10 — Pickle

TMDB episode metadata

Show: The Hawk

Episode title: Pickle

Air date: July 16, 2026

Director: David Gordon Green

Top billed cast: Will Ferrell, Molly Shannon, Jimmy Tatro, Fortune Feimster

Lonnie, Lance and Golden compete for championship glory at the U.S. Open — where the trophy isn't the only thing being chased.

Source: TMDB

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Welcome back to Northern California

california northern welcome

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and the scenic coastline of the Monterey Peninsula

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for the final day of the 126th US Open.

final open

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And if you're joining us just now,

joining

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you have missed four of the most dramatic days in golf history,

days dramatic four golf history missed

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and it begins with Lonnie Hawkins.

begins hawkins lonnie

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Kevin, what can you possibly say about this guy?

kevin possibly

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I mean, the man is playing with a broken hand.

broken hand playing

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Golden Fisk started the day three back

golden started three

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and now sits in the clubhouse with a one-shot lead over Lance Hawkins

clubhouse hawkins lance lead shot sits

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and two strokes over the elder Hawkins.

elder hawkins

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He'll just have to wait and see if he's going to be a two-time champion

champion

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or enter a playoff with either one of these men.

enter

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- Roger Maltbie is standing by… - Yeah! Whoo-hoo-hoo! Let's go, Lancey!

roger standing whoo

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Let's go!

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- Sorry, that's my boy right there, so… - Oh.

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You, uh… you know one of the golfers?

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I train Lance Hawkins, and he is my best friend.

best best-friend friend hawkins lance train

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- She knows nothing about golf. - Seriously?

golf knows

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I'm in pharmaceutical sales, and we're one of the sponsors, so…

pharmaceutical sales sponsors

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Okurrr!

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If my boy birdies this hole, straight to the playoff.

hole straight

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- Mmm… - You know what that means?

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Ching! Cha-ching!

ching

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Money time!

money

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I'm rooting for Lonnie Hawkins.

hawkins lonnie rooting

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No.

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He's in the middle of an epic father-son battle. It's Shakespearean.

battle epic father middle

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Let's not do that.

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Maybe let's just keep it down at this table. I'm sorry. Just forget it.

forget table

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You should close out your tab, okay?

close

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Let's watch some fucking golf! Let's go!

fucking golf watch

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This is such a tough tee shot here at 18 at Pebble.

pebble shot tough

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Water all down the left. Got to get the ball in the fairway.

ball left water

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Oh, smashed right in the middle. He'll be able to get to the green in two.

able green middle smashed

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This is gonna put a lot of pressure on his dad, Lonnie.

lonnie pressure

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I might have to just eagle this hole and win this thing right now.

eagle hole might

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Cocky little shit, isn't he?

cocky

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Ah, Sam, my hand's bleeding again.

bleeding hands

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Wrap me.

wrap

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Let's get it on.

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That's how it's done!

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- ♪ They call him the Hawk ♪ - ♪ Hawk! ♪

hawk

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♪ He's a golfer ♪

golfer

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♪ The greatest golfer in the world! ♪

golfer greatest world

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Well, look at you, basking in the sun, huh?

basking

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Ah, I feel like I deserve it.

deserve

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And, you know, as soon as I sign those Mike's Hard Lemonade papers tomorrow,

hard lemonade mikes papers sign tomorrow

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off we go! Rio de Janeiro! Paris!

paris

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Wherever there's no golf, please.

golf

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Please, God.

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Well, you have worked your tail off,

tail worked

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and I am very proud of you and all your industrious endeavors.

proud

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Mmm. Thank you.

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Feels so good. You know what else feels really good?

feels

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Seeing me get better?

seeing

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I haven't watched one second of golf this entire week. Not Lance. Not Lonnie.

entire golf lance lonnie second watched week

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Not my new business partner, Golden. And it feels like heaven.

business business-partner feels golden heaven partner

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Stacy, I want all that heaven allows for you.

allows heaven stacy

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Aww…

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Your happiness is the balm that soothes my soul.

happiness soul

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- Mm. - Facing death has, uh…

death facing

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put me in a meditative mood.

mood

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Mm-hm.

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And I can no longer hold back my feelings.

feelings longer

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Stacen Grumwell Hawkins,

hawkins

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will you take my hand in marriage?

hand marriage

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Radford!

radford

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Oh my God, that's so silly, Radford.

radford silly

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Really?

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I want you to consider it.

consider

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That's all I ask.

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- Oh, you're so sweet! - Well…

sweet

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Feel that, Dad? It's a little breezy.

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Might want to club up.

club might

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- Go easy on it. Stay out of the wind. - Your tricks aren't working, son.

easy tricks wind working

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Can't win the mental game against a man whose mentality's been forged in battle.

battle forged game mental

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- There we go. - Sit, sit, sit, sit…

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Lonnie Hawkins with a nearly impossible putt for eagle.

eagle hawkins impossible lonnie nearly putt

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He's gonna make the playoff.

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And then he'll win.

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He could be four back and need a hole-in-one, and he'll do it.

four hole

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- Talking about the Hawk? - Yes, I am talking about the Hawk.

hawk

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What a story, huh?

story

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I got a story. It's a story about a little boy from Yuba City, California.

california city story

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Lonnie Hawkins.

hawkins lonnie

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- Oh yeah. - No, not him.

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This is another boy. A boy whose mother abandoned him.

abandoned another mother

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Moved across town and started a whole new family with a different dad.

family moved started town whole

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Now, this motherless boy worked hard. He was a javelin thrower.

hard worked worked-hard

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- Javelin? - Yes.

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He became a state champion in the javelin throw.

became champion state throw

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But Yuba City already had a favorite son.

city favorite

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So this boy left town,

left town

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and one day he sees this pretty girl in a string bikini.

bikini girl sees string

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Now, this boy, who had never had much luck with women,

luck women

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walks up to her and says, outright,

walks

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"Would you marry me?"

marry

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She said yes. And theirs was a life of bliss.

bliss life

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- Alright. - He bought her a beautiful home.

alright bought home

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And what did she do?

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She left him.

left

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She walked out on that golf course, in the middle of the night,

course golf golf-course middle night walked

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naked as the day she was born,

born naked

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and diddled this boy's half-brother until the sun came up.

boys brother half

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Hey, Oswald!

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Lonnie Hawkins is this guy's half-brother,

brother half hawkins lonnie

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and Lonnie fucked his wife!

fucked lonnie wife

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Fuck yeah!

fuck

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Hawk, Hawk, Hawk…

hawk

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As fog rolls in off the Pacific and blankets the Monterey Peninsula,

blankets pacific rolls

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we return to the green at the par-five 18th,

five green return

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where Lance and Lonnie Hawkins will decide just how this tournament continues.

continues decide hawkins lance lonnie tournament

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Hey, Dad. When you get to the Senior Tour,

senior tour

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say hey to Vijay and John Daly and all the other has-beens for me.

john

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I'll do that, but first I need you to do something for me.

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- What's that? - I want you to enjoy this putt.

enjoy putt

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No-look that shit.

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♪ Everybody hands go up ♪

everybody hands

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He made it.

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♪ And they stay there ♪

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♪ And they say, "Yeah" ♪

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- ♪ And they stay there ♪ - ♪ Up down, up down, up down ♪

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Hwah!

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♪ 'Cause all I do is win, win, win ♪

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♪ And if you goin' in Put your hands in the air… ♪

goin hands

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Unbelievable!

unbelievable

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Lonnie Hawkins has potentially forced a playoff

forced hawkins lonnie potentially

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with Golden Fisk.

golden

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What have we just witnessed?

witnessed

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Nut tap.

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Nut tap!

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Lonnie Hawkins!

hawkins lonnie

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Lance Hawkins will now have to make this putt

hawkins lance putt

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if he wants to win the US Open.

open wants

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Can you believe this?

believe

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Golden Fisk, Lance Hawkins, and Lonnie Hawkins

golden hawkins lance lonnie

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will play a three-man playoff tomorrow morning at 10:00 a.m.

morning three tomorrow tomorrow-morning

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See you tomorrow, huh?

tomorrow

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I have never seen anything close to this.

close seen

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Stacy, honey, it looks like Lance, Lonnie, and Golden are in a playoff tomorrow.

golden honey lance lonnie stacy tomorrow

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Well, that might be something exciting to see.

exciting might

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I told you, I'm done with golf.

golf

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Okay, dear. I believe you.

believe dear

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♪ You can ring my bell ♪

bell ring

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♪ Ring my bell ♪

bell ring

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Oh God, this is bigger than I thought.

bigger

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Well, yeah, this is the 18th. Kind of an iconic hole.

hole iconic

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No, the…

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the moment, not the course.

course moment

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I think he's gonna like it here.

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Oh my God, man, I can't believe we're doing this.

believe

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Yeah, I still feel pretty conflicted about it, to be honest.

honest

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- Ugh… - Ew! Is that a tooth?

tooth

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- That's totally a tooth. - There's like bones and stuff.

bones stuff tooth

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- Oh my God. - You gotta spread this better.

spread

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You think they would've burned him all the way.

burned wouldve

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I know this is supposed to be like a sweet moment, but this is pretty disgusting.

disgusting moment supposed sweet

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Okay.

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There he is, man.

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He's, like, on me.

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Oh shit, someone's coming.

coming someones

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Where? Fuck.

fuck

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Bye, Dad!

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Come on!

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- This is the spot! - Oh my God! Oh…

spot

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This is the scene of the crime right here.

crime scene

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I'm feeling so horny right now.

feeling horny

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I'm buzzing like a cicada down there.

buzzing

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- Come on! - Oh my God. Okay.

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Oh, I'm having trouble getting my shirt off here.

having having-trouble shirt trouble

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- Come on, get it off. - Whoo-hoo-hoo!

whoo

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There we go.

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Ow! Ow!

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- Ow, what is that? - What? What?

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What? What?

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- Oh, looks like a tooth. - Let me see it.

tooth

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Yeah, it does. It looks-- That is a tooth.

tooth

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Oh God…

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Ow! Something's sticking me in the back.

somethings sticking

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Shut up and whip out that Hawk dick!

dick hawk whip

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Yes, ma'am.

maam

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I am definitely gonna show you my reproductive organs.

organs

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- Yeah. - Oh God, I'm so drunk.

drunk

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I'm so drunk!

drunk

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Just… hold on. Hold on.

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- What? - Just one second.

second

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What?

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- What? - I can't.

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What do you mean?

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I love my wife.

love wife

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God, you can love her later. It's time to fuck.

fuck love

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I know, but I still love Stacy, I do.

love stacy

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Besides…

besides

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When you, uh, threw those boots, uh…

boots threw

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…I shot my wad in my pants.

pants shot

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- That sucks. - Okay, here.

sucks

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- Olivia! - Oh God, that's Anton. Oh shit!

olivia

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- Get my shoes. Shit! - No, don't worry about shoes.

shoes worry

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Geronimo!

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Oh my God.

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Olivia, are you out here?

olivia

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Olivia!

olivia

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What do you want?

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What do I want? Why haven't you come to watch me play?

watch

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- I've been really busy. - All week?

busy week

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I'm in a three-way playoff right now with Golden and Dad.

golden three

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That's great. I hope you three have a wonderful time.

hope three

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- I have to get back to my packing. - Wait, Mom! Ow! Mom.

packing

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Did you not hear me?

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We're playing tomorrow to see who wins the fucking US Open.

fucking open playing tomorrow wins

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I don't really care who wins the fucking US Open, okay?

care fucking open wins

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I'm tired, Lance.

lance tired

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I'm tired of you and Lonnie and all your bullshit.

bullshit lonnie tired

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Mom, I'm sorry about Vegas, all right?

vegas

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I'm not sorry about Vegas. I'm glad I was there.

glad vegas

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That's when I realized it. I don't want to be a golf wife

golf realized wife

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or a golf mom ever again.

golf

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So is that why you made Golden Fisk the new face of Teed Off?

face golden

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I sold out, okay? I'm rich.

rich sold

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You are more than welcome to come and visit Radford and me

radford visit welcome

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at a fancy new mansion that we will soon be buying.

buying fancy mansion

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- Dad's locked in right now. - Oh God, please…

dads locked

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He's looking unbeatable. You should have seen that no-look putt he made today.

looking putt seen today

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Three infants posing as men are gonna whack a ball around

ball posing three whack

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and try to get it in a hole.

hole

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Just think about that, Lance.

lance

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It's a dumb game.

dumb game

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You don't understand.

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What don't I understand?

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Mom,

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ever since Vegas,

vegas

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those guys have been threatening to kill me.

kill threatening

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What are you talking about?

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Those guys from the poker game. I owe 'em four million dollars.

dollars four game million million-dollars poker

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And they said if I don't win tomorrow,

tomorrow

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they're literally gonna kill me.

kill

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What?

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Oh my God. Are you serious?

serious

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Okay, you got to go talk to your father right now.

father

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He's not gonna listen to me.

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I mean, he's obsessed right now, Mom.

obsessed

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He's just got that look in his eye. He's got animal brain.

animal brain

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There's no getting through to him. At least not from me.

least

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So do you want me to talk to him?

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No.

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I don't know.

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- Maybe I should just let him win. - Oh my God.

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Fuck it. It's what he wants.

fuck wants

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He doesn't care.

care

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My whole life has been fucked anyways. What does it even matter?

anyways fucked life matter whole whole-life

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Okay, listen to me. I'm gonna handle this.

handle

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But this is the last time.

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After all this is over, you really need to get help.

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Oh, there you are. Where were you?

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- I was getting worried. - Oh, just… I went out for a walk.

walk worried

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With one shoe?

shoe

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Yeah, just one shoe builds up a little arch support.

arch builds shoe support

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What's that on your back?

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- What's what? - Oh, hold on.

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There's something attached to your skin.

attached skin

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Oh…

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Ugh! Gross!

gross

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- It's like a toe or something. - A toe? Let me see it.

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- Here. Ugh! - Ew!

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Oh yeah. It's a toe or a finger bone.

bone finger

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Did you murder someone?

murder

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Hmm…

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- Oh shit. Stacy. - How can you tell?

stacy

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The knock. That's how she knocks.

knock knocks

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Hi, Stace.

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Hey, we got to talk. I'm here about Lance.

lance

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The kid's on fire. Probably gonna beat me tomorrow.

beat fire kids tomorrow

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Just kidding. Probably not. But no, he's very talented.

kidding talented

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Lonnie, please, no.

lonnie

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Okay. Uh, let me start.

start

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- This is big time. - What?

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So about an hour ago, I was out on the 18th green with Olivia Floyd.

green hour olivia

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You know, Anton's wife.

wife

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She's very curvaceous. Very easy on the eyes.

easy eyes

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I know who Olivia Floyd is.

olivia

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Okay, of course.

course

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So, we're out there on the golf course getting super horny.

course golf golf-course horny super

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'Cause she's a beautiful woman. You know… she just is!

woman

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Right.

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So she's on top of me, and she's about to show me her titties.

titties

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Which, if you also recall, they are world-class titties. Like…

class recall titties world

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Titties!

titties

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Phew! Like the Beatles of titties.

phew titties

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Hit after hit, but if you think of a tit in that way, musically speaking…

speaking

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I don't have time for this. Where the fuck is this going?

fuck

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She's about to show me the titties, and all of a sudden it hit me.

sudden titties

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No.

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I don't want to see those titties.

titties

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- You know why? - I don't care.

care

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Because the only titties I want to see

titties

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are yours.

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I love you, Stacy.

love stacy

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I can't stop loving you.

loving

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And it's not just your titties. It's everything. It's the whole package.

package titties whole

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It's…

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I mean it.

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Are you done?

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I…

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am done.

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- Why don't you sit down for a second? - Yeah, sure.

second

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So, if you love me…

love

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Yeah.

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…you will do what I ask.

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Anything.

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Forever and ever and ever, infinity.

forever

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Just ask me.

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I want you to let Lance win tomorrow.

lance tomorrow

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No! No. Uh-uh.

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Are you crazy? It's a Grand Slam!

crazy grand slam

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- They're gonna kill him, Lonnie! - Who's gonna kill him?

kill lonnie

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The bad guys! The mafia! The Russian mob! I mean, does it even matter?

mafia matter russian

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- Let me talk to 'em. - Who? I don't know who these people are!

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Lonnie, your son is a gambling addict.

addict gambling lonnie

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Okay?

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He owes four million dollars to gangsters.

dollars four gangsters million million-dollars owes

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And they are going to kill him if he doesn't win the tournament.

kill tournament

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- What if I win and give him the money? - Oh my God. You're hopeless.

hopeless money

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You are the shittiest father in the history of fatherhood.

father history

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I gave him my old clubs.

clubs

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We had a moment,

moment

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together, father and son.

father

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You should have been there, Stacy.

stacy

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Bonding. We really bonded, Stacy.

bonded bonding stacy

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Damn, you're gonna make me cry right now.

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Lonnie Hawkins, if you love me,

hawkins lonnie love

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and I mean truly love me,

love truly

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you will let our son win.

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Welcome to this very special edition of the 126th US Open,

open special welcome

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live from Pebble Beach Golf Links.

beach golf links live pebble

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It's Monday morning,

monday morning

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and what couldn't be decided after four days of grueling golf

days decided four four-days golf

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will now end here in a three-man playoff.

three

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Golden Fisk, Lance Hawkins, Lonnie Hawkins,

golden hawkins lance lonnie

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all making their way to the 17th tee where they will play the two final holes.

final holes

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Hey, bud. I spoke to your mom.

spoke

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She told me you're in a bit of trouble. Spilled the beans.

beans spilled trouble

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Oh, don't worry about that. I got it locked down.

locked worry

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- Okay, she's just being dramatic, right? - It's not your problem, Dad.

dramatic problem

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We having a family moment here?

family having moment

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You gonna ground Lance, or are we gonna play golf?

golf ground lance

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What time's our flight, dear?

dear flight times

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- Hey, Stacy? - It's at 2:30.

stacy

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Hey, it's Lonnie…

lonnie

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Surprised you're leaving town with this playoff today.

leaving surprised today town

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Everyone else is heading to the course.

course heading

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…messing everything up with you and Lance.

lance messing

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- So we're cool, right? - Depends how you define cool.

cool define depends

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But yeah, sure, we're cool.

cool

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He's a good kid, and you're a good mother.

mother

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How you feeling?

feeling

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Feeling good. Looking good.

feeling looking

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We can go back to being a family again, Stacy.

family stacy

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Go on vacations. We could visit Carlsbad Caverns and get a dog.

vacations visit

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Think about it. We'd go to the NASA Space Museum and see--

museum space

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I can't do this.

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Excuse me. Can you turn the car around?

excuse

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- What on earth for? - Radford, I have to be there for him.

earth radford

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For who?

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When the going gets tough, the tough get going.

tough

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If at first you don't succeed…

succeed

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Try, try again.

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"Nothing can dim the light that shines from within."

light shines

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- Mm! Maya Angelou. - Maya Angelou!

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"Be the change you want to see in the world."

change world

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You almost done with the uplifting aphorisms?

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- Feel like I'm watching The fucking View. - Couple more.

couple fucking view watching

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"He who walks a crooked path…

crooked path walks

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lives a crooked life."

crooked life lives

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Mm-hmm.

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- Showtime. - Get it, baby.

baby showtime

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Come on. Come on. Come on.

↓

Whoo!

whoo

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- Yeah! Haha! - Boom!

boom haha

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Oh!

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Oh, fuck!

fuck

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Sam, you're a hell of a caddie, but you can't catch shit.

catch

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No pain, no gain. Broken hand!

broken gain hand pain

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I might as well break the other one.

break might

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Yeah, you don't need it.

↓

As we head to the 18th, we are all tied up.

head tied

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Lonnie Hawkins up first.

hawkins lonnie

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Hey, folks.

folks

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Hey, why do those guys look so familiar?

familiar

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Shit, they were at the poker game in Vegas. What are they doing here?

game poker vegas

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- They're probably just golf fans. - Dressed in black leather?

black dressed fans golf leather

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- You know I love leather. - Yeah, you of all people.

leather love

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Look, we're on 18. Try not to hook the ball.

ball hook

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I never hook my driver, Sam.

driver hook

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We call it a… draw.

draw

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- Well, what's the difference? - Well, a bad golfer hooks the ball.

ball difference golfer hooks

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A good golfer like me draws the ball.

ball draws golfer

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This is probably the toughest finishing hole drive in championship golf.

championship drive finishing golf hole toughest

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Hey, little guy.

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Now do as I say.

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Hey, diddle diddle.

diddle

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Right down the middle.

middle

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Ah!

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Oh no, this is hooked way left. This is headed for Carmel Bay.

headed hooked left

↓

Right, go right, go… Fuck!

fuck

↓

He'll be lucky if it stays in the rocks.

lucky rocks stays

↓

He'll be lucky if they can find it.

lucky

↓

And he'll be even luckier if he can hit it again.

↓

Can you drive a little bit faster?

drive faster

↓

It's just moments away, ma'am.

maam moments

↓

Okay.

↓

That was quite the… draw, Lonnie.

draw lonnie

↓

That was a hook, Sam.

hook

↓

If there's ever a hole not to hook it on, it's the 18th at Pebble Beach.

beach hole hook pebble

↓

You little shit! I told you to go straight.

straight

↓

What part of that did you not understand?

part

↓

You think this is funny? Think this is a comedy? 'Cause it's not!

comedy funny

↓

This is all business.

business

↓

Hey, Hawk! How you doing?

hawk

↓

I just hit my second shot up onto the green.

green second shot

↓

Pretty kick-ass ball striking. I'm about four feet from the cup.

ball feet four kick striking

↓

You need me to call in search and rescue for you down there?

rescue search

↓

Eat a bag of dicks!

dicks

↓

Hey, keep in mind, it is the mating season for the California sea lions,

california lions mind season

↓

and I saw a group of the juvenile males,

group juvenile males

↓

and they were pointing at your ass

pointing

↓

like it was a piece of flank steak, so… be careful.

careful flank piece steak

↓

Well, that's their problem, not mine.

problem

↓

I like it. You're still fighting.

fighting

↓

Damn it!

↓

What have I done?

↓

What have I done, Sam?

↓

You know, I'm hungry right about now.

hungry

↓

- Well, I'm not. - Pff… You know what I could really go for?

↓

One of those Chili's southwestern egg rolls.

rolls

↓

- What are you talking about? - You know what. They're delicious!

delicious

↓

Sam, I fucked up. I've lost.

fucked lost

↓

♪ I want my baby back, baby back Baby back, baby back ♪

baby

↓

- ♪ I want my baby back, baby back ♪ - ♪ I want my baby back ♪

baby

↓

- ♪ I want my baby back, baby back ♪ - ♪ Chili's baby back ribs ♪

baby ribs

↓

- ♪ Chili's baby back ribs ♪ - ♪ Chili's baby back ribs ♪

baby ribs

↓

- ♪ Barbecue sauce ♪ - ♪ Barbecue sauce ♪

barbecue barbecue-sauce sauce

↓

Sam! You sly dog!

↓

You got me singing on national television in front of the whole world!

front national singing television whole whole-world world

↓

Good! Show 'em how it's done.

↓

Oh!

↓

- Holy… shit. - Watch it. You good?

holy watch

↓

- Yeah, I'm good. - All right.

↓

All right, be careful.

careful

↓

Ah!

↓

Whoo-hoo! Yes!

whoo

↓

- No fucking way. - Yeah!

fucking

↓

We have just witnessed the greatest shot in golf history.

golf greatest history shot witnessed

↓

How in the world did he pull that off?

pull world

↓

Excuse me, please. Excuse me.

excuse

↓

Sam, I'm gonna need a new MacGregor two-iron.

iron

↓

And call me a vet to reset my hand.

hand reset

↓

All right, you got it.

↓

Yeah!

↓

Heck of a shot, Lonnie!

heck lonnie shot

↓

Yeah, it was!

↓

It was a heck of a shot, Golden!

golden heck shot

↓

Hey, give this to someone you love!

love

↓

Hell of a souvenir!

souvenir

↓

Keep it close.

close

↓

As if the afternoon needed any more drama,

afternoon drama needed

↓

the fog has once again decided to roll in here at Pebble Beach.

beach decided pebble roll

↓

We'll just have to wait and see how this affects our finalists

affects finalists

↓

as they all head to the 18th green.

green head

↓

Front right quadrant.

front

↓

Front left quadrant.

front left

↓

Back right and left.

left

↓

Gentlemen…

gentlemen

↓

I can do this all day long. I will wear you down eventually.

eventually wear

↓

Golden, you're about to fuck this up.

fuck golden

↓

Oh, a devastating miss for Fisk here.

devastating miss

↓

And that just about closes the door on any hopes for a win.

closes door hopes

↓

Oopsie-daisy.

daisy

↓

Tough break, Golden.

break golden tough tough-break

↓

Well, Dad…

↓

whatever happens,

happens

↓

I love you.

love

↓

Just want you to know that, in case…

case

↓

Well…

↓

Never mind.

mind

↓

Yay!

↓

With that putt, Lance Hawkins continues to put pressure on his father.

continues father hawkins lance pressure putt

↓

Lonnie will have to make his putt in order to stay in this playoff,

lonnie order putt

↓

to continue here at Pebble Beach,

beach continue pebble

↓

and to maintain his chances for that Grand Slam.

chances grand maintain slam

↓

If he misses, it's all over.

misses

↓

Lance Hawkins will be the winner of this 126th US Open.

hawkins lance open winner

↓

Son, I'm gonna have to make this putt.

putt

↓

Do what you got to do.

↓

Lonnie Hawkins has been here before.

hawkins lonnie

↓

What could he be thinking?

thinking

↓

Hey, Lance!

lance

↓

Lance.

lance

↓

Hey, Dad.

↓

Hey, Lance.

lance

↓

Would it be okay if I… made that putt?

putt

↓

I'd be the proudest son in the world if you made that putt.

putt world

↓

I love you, son.

love

↓

I love you too, Dad.

love

↓

Sorry, son, I got to make this putt.

putt

↓

Do what you got to do, Dad.

↓

Yes!

↓

Welcome to the club, kid.

club welcome

↓

Let's go!

↓

Whoo!

whoo

↓

Whoo!

whoo

↓

Wonderful!

↓

I missed that on purpose.

missed purpose

↓

I missed it on purpose.

missed purpose

↓

Dad. Great game.

game

↓

I missed on purpose, son.

missed purpose

↓

Well, I lied.

lied

↓

No one wanted to kill me.

kill wanted

↓

Huh?

↓

What?

↓

Thanks for the tickets, Lance!

lance thanks tickets

↓

It's a mental game, Dad.

game mental

↓

You taught me that.

taught

↓

I had to get in your head somehow.

head

↓

You lied?

lied

↓

You beat me at my own game.

beat game

↓

Yeah.

↓

You beat me at my own game!

beat game

↓

- I got-- - You beat me at my own game!

beat game

↓

Oh my God, you son of a…

↓

Oh, Radford, I'm so sorry. I cannot marry you.

cannot marry radford

↓

Because I am in love with that man.

love

↓

My son, Lance Hawkins, US Open champion!

champion hawkins lance open

↓

Go to hell, Lonnie Hawkins!

hawkins lonnie

↓

Oh shit.

↓

That is a perfect javelin throw.

perfect throw

↓

Beautiful form. And by the way, nice snag by the caddie.

form snag

↓

Honeybunch!

↓

Oh my God! Look! I can't believe I caught this.

believe caught

↓

I fucking love golf. Sport of kings.

fucking fucking-love golf kings love sport

↓

Sam, that was a hell of a catch!

catch

↓

You saved my life.

life saved

↓

That's what caddies do.

↓

- Yeah! - Oh my God!

↓

Whoo!

whoo

↓

Oh, I love you so much. I'm so proud of you.

love proud

↓

If that was a 40-yard dash, your time would be under two seconds.

dash seconds yard

↓

- God dang. - You should go to the NFL Combines.

dang

↓

Yeah, I'm fucking amazing.

amazing fucking

↓

God dang it. Look at you.

dang

↓

- Look at me! - You never cease to amaze!

cease

↓

Dude!

↓

That was crazy.

crazy

↓

Here's what I don't understand.

↓

Why is your stupid hand back in that cast?

cast hand stupid

↓

Well, I had to reset it, and then it wasn't healing right--

healing reset

↓

And it got infected, so then I had to reset it from the first time I reset it.

infected reset

↓

And then I got gangrene and started oozing discharge and…

discharge started

↓

I mean, at one point,

point

↓

there was spider eggs coming out of it.

coming eggs spider

↓

It was like Charlotte's Web.

↓

Then I looked up a hand surgeon.

hand looked surgeon

↓

He wanted to chop the thing off. I fought for it. I fought like hell.

chop fought wanted

↓

Reset it, and here we are.

reset

↓

Lance, how does it feel to win the US Open and beat your own father?

beat father lance open

↓

Ugh… Honestly? Complicated.

complicated

↓

I mean, I wish we both could've won, but…

couldve wish

↓

you know, I did.

↓

Do you think you'll take some time to rest and enjoy this historic win?

enjoy historic rest

↓

Actually, we're doing a cross-country road trip together while he recovers.

country cross road road-trip trip

↓

Yeah, we're gonna go to the Carlsbad Caverns, the NASA Space Museum…

museum space

↓

Think you'll be able to golf again?

able golf

↓

Believe it or not, they asked me to be the captain of the Ryder Cup next year.

asked believe captain

↓

- What? - Yeah!

↓

Oh my God!

↓

Not gonna keep this apex predator off the golf course. You know that.

course golf golf-course predator

↓

That's right.

↓

Not all the bumps and bruises and boulders and bullshit.

bullshit bumps

↓

- Delicious beats bullshit. - Beats bullshit. That's right.

beats bullshit delicious

↓

- Every time. - Every time.

↓

You know, in many ways,

ways

↓

this experience has brought us closer together.

brought closer experience

↓

You know, we've just… we've realized, you know, how much we have in common.

common realized

↓

Four cartons of fucking milk?

four fucking milk

↓

Bad. Bad. Bad…

↓

I mean, cheese balls, wine, Triscuits? I can't fucking live like this.

balls cheese fucking live wine

↓

Sorry, I missed that.

missed

↓

Oh, yeah, I said, at the end of the day,

↓

it's just great to know how much we have each other's backs.

backs others

↓

Well, I'm sorry that you lost the US Open, Lonnie.

lonnie lost open

↓

That's some bullshit.

bullshit

↓

Yeah.

↓

That would have been something else.

↓

Mm-hmm.

↓

You did the right thing, though, missing that putt.

missing putt

↓

You did miss it on purpose, right?

miss purpose

↓

Pickle?

pickle

↓

♪ If I wish real hard When I close my eyes ♪

close eyes hard real real-hard wish

↓

♪ If I could change the world Would I even try? ♪

change world

↓

♪ Try to believe ♪

believe

↓

♪ If I found a reason to regain my pride ♪

found pride reason regain

↓

♪ Oh, if I try to believe ♪

believe

↓

♪ Try to believe ♪

believe

↓

♪ It's so hard to trust another ♪

another hard trust

↓

♪ When it's easier to hide ♪

easier hide

↓

♪ It's so hard to believe ♪

believe hard

↓

♪ Unless we try, baby, try ♪

baby

↓

♪ Ooh, try to believe one more time ♪

believe

↓

♪ Oh, and I try, baby, try, baby, try ♪

baby

↓

- ♪ Try to believe ♪ - ♪ Yeah! ♪

believe

↓

♪ And I try to believe one more time ♪

believe

↓

♪ Ooh, and I try, baby, try, baby, try ♪

baby

↓

♪ Try to believe ♪

believe

↓

♪ If we listen to the voices ♪

voices

↓

♪ That were silent for so long ♪

silent

↓

♪ If you thought they went away ♪

↓

♪ Well, you couldn't be more wrong ♪

↓

♪ If I tell you there is something That we've lost but can retrieve ♪

lost retrieve

↓

♪ If I tell you there is hope If we try to believe ♪

believe hope

↓

♪ You remember there's a dream That we long since put aside ♪

aside dream remember

↓

♪ We can have it once again if we ♪

↓

♪ Try, baby, try ♪

baby