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The Hawk

Season 1, Episode 6 — The Genesis Invitational

TMDB episode metadata

Show: The Hawk

Episode title: The Genesis Invitational

Air date: July 16, 2026

Director: Shiri Appleby

Top billed cast: Will Ferrell, Molly Shannon, Jimmy Tatro, Fortune Feimster

Lonnie, Lance and Golden sow chaos on the course when they're paired for a tournament round. An unwelcome discovery pushes Natalie to her limit.

Source: TMDB

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♪Oh Mama, I can hear you a-crying ♪

crying mama

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♪ You're so scared and all alone ♪

alone scared

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Hawk! Hawk! Hawk!

hawk

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♪ The jig is up, the news is out ♪

news

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♪ They've finally found me ♪

finally finally-found found

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♪ The renegade who had it made ♪

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♪ Retrieved for a bounty… ♪

bounty

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What did I tell you? LeBron and Bronny.

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- Dad, stop. Bronny's not even good. - He's a developmental talent.

talent

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Dad, seriously?

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Fucking love this shit.

fucking fucking-love love

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Three gladiators entering the Colosseum.

entering three

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Yeah, feels good.

feels

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Praetorian Guard stands by.

guard stands

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Yeah, cool.

cool

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What beasts will be let loose? What heroes will be made?

beasts heroes loose

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What's going on, Golden? You writing a book?

book golden writing

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Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

dogs slip

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Know what happens when you let the dogs slip?

dogs happens slip

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- What's that? - People be asking…

asking

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♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪

dogs

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♪ Who? Who? Who? Who let the dogs out? ♪

dogs

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It's called Greek mythology, Hawk. You ought to do more reading.

called greek hawk ought reading

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That's a group called the Baha Men.

called group

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- ♪ They call him the Hawk ♪ - ♪ Hawk! ♪

hawk

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♪ He's a golfer ♪

golfer

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♪ The greatest golfer in the world! ♪

golfer greatest world

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Welcome back to the beautiful Genesis Invitational

welcome

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on this gorgeous afternoon.

afternoon gorgeous

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And, Steve, have you ever seen a pairing as anticipated as what we're about to see?

anticipated seen steve

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I cannot remember anything like it.

cannot remember

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You have the great Lonnie Hawkins teeing off

hawkins lonnie

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for the first time on the PGA Tour in seven years,

seven seven-years tour years

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playing against his own son, Lance Hawkins,

hawkins lance playing

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and Golden Fisk, the man some say destroyed his confidence at the US Open.

confidence destroyed golden open

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Notah, we are in for quite the show today.

today

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Let's get it to the first with Hally Leadbetter.

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Thanks, Notah. Golden hit a massive drive

drive golden massive thanks

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down the center of the fairway. He is absolutely relishing this pairing.

absolutely center

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Now, this first tee shot will be a good test

shot test

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to see if Lance Hawkins can handle the pressure.

handle hawkins lance pressure

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Got ahold of that one, but it is moving left.

ahold left moving

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Just caught the rough, but he should have a good angle onto the green from there.

angle caught green rough

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- Moved your hand too much. - You're wearing a woman's shirt.

hand moved shirt wearing womans

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No, I'm not.

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And now, the golf world has been waiting for this moment for seven years.

golf moment seven seven-years waiting world years

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Hawkins fans may have noticed Lonnie made an 11th-hour change to his caddie

change fans hawkins hour lonnie noticed

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on the eve of his return to the PGA Tour.

return tour

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- Hey, did you miss me, everybody? - Oh, we sure did!

everybody miss

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Check out my whiz kid caddie, Gustavo, right here.

check whiz

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He's worth every penny.

penny worth

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- Gustavo! - Yeah.

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What is going through his mind?

mind

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- ♪ It comes and it goes ♪ -

comes

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♪ It's in the way that you use it ♪

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♪ Feelings will show ♪

feelings

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♪ So don't you ever abuse it ♪

abuse

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- He hit a rocket. It's hooking. - Go! Mashed potatoes!

hooking mashed mashed-potatoes potatoes rocket

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In the rough right behind Lance. The crowds out here are going crazy.

behind crazy crowds lance rough

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Let's go, Lonnie!

lonnie

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Turned your hand too much.

hand turned

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I meant to. I wanna play right next to my offspring.

meant

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Hey, that is dangerous. Someone could get hurt.

dangerous hurt

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Right, Gustavo.

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I'm loving this guy.

loving

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Ay, pinche.

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Sorry, excuse me.

excuse

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Hey, Nat.

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- Hey. - Hey, there you are.

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- What's wrong? - Huh? Nothing.

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- You good? - Yeah.

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- You look stressed. - No, I don't get stressed.

stressed

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Terrible for your endocrine system.

system

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- Endo-crin. - It's endocrine, 100%.

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Hey, Nat, Nat, Nat. Lance forgot his phone.

forgot lance phone

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- You know how he is without that phone. - Of course he forgot his phone.

course forgot phone

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- I know. - Okay, well, I'll go grab it. Where is it?

grab

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There in the hotel room. I can go grab it. Shoot me the keys.

grab hotel hotel-room keys room shoot

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No, it's all good. I got it. Where is it in the room?

room

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That's the thing, he doesn't even know. He has a vague idea where he put it.

idea vague

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- Could be a bunch of different places. - I left my sunglasses by the pool anyway.

bunch left places pool sunglasses

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No problem. I can grab your sunglasses. I'm gonna go by the pool.

grab pool problem sunglasses

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I'll be there fast. I'm gonna sprint.

fast

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I know the course better than you. I'm gonna go through the 8th hole--

course hole

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Jerry, if you run into Lance, let him know I'm going to grab his phone.

grab jerry lance phone

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I'll be right back. Hold this. And Jerry… try to relax.

jerry relax

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Yeah! I'm relaxed! I don't-- Don't even know what you're talking about.

relaxed

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Shit, shit, fucking shit.

fucking

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Shit, fuck, shit.

fuck

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How are we doing today? We doing good? Let me know if you need anything. Hello.

today

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Okay, everybody has their drinks.

drinks everybody

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Oh God, I'm getting… I'm overwhelmed.

overwhelmed

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Well, he already has one.

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Stacy, what did I tell you?

stacy

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It's a good spot.

spot

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Oh yes, Anton, you are such a darling.

darling

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I really can't thank you enough for all of your help.

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Oh, it's nothing. And like I told you,

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the golfers walk right by here on their turn to the 10th hole.

hole walk

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Stacy, we're gonna sell out before 5:00.

sell stacy

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It's gonna be fine. We'll have enough for the rest of the week. Don't worry.

rest week worry

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Is that gentleman your significant other?

gentleman significant

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He's actually more like a traveling companion, really.

companion traveling

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Oh. And may I ask how Lonnie feels about that?

feels lonnie

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- Oh… - Don't mean to pry.

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No prying at all. Lonnie?

lonnie

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Uh, he's… Well…

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I don't wanna say this too loud, but he's very jealous of Radford. Very.

jealous loud radford

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As a matter of fact, he's gonna shit blood

blood fact matter

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when he sees me and Radford selling my beverage out here.

beverage radford sees selling

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Stacy, official duty calls, but let me know if there's anything you need.

calls duty official stacy

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I will, Anton. Thank you so much again.

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Of course. Of course.

course

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Pull over up here, I need to urinate.

pull urinate

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What did that snake want?

snake

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Oh well, he'd like to erase the image of his wife being pounded by Lonnie Hawkins,

erase hawkins image lonnie pounded wife

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but we know that's never gonna happen.

happen

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- You little vixen, you. - Ooh…

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Radford, customers.

customers radford

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And, Notah, a multiple major winner leads the way right now.

leads major multiple winner

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Absolutely, Steve. Justin Thomas leading the charge

absolutely charge justin leading steve thomas

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with five holes left to play in his opening round.

five holes left opening round

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Fisk off to a hot start, three under in his first four holes.

four holes start three

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Let's get it down to Hally at five.

five

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Notah, the Hawkins family has had a rocky start, with Lonnie doubling two

family hawkins lonnie rocky start

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and Lance needing to take a drop from a hazard on three.

drop lance needing three

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He's got this for par.

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Your old man getting in your head?

head

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Yeah, right, my head? You know what's inside my head?

head

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What?

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Just a

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small little box the size of an M&M.

size

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And inside that box is an even smaller box the size of a mini M&M.

mini size smaller

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And inside that box is a handwritten note.

note

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- You know what it says? - I don't know.

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- "Fuck you." - Oh.

fuck

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Shoot, I actually kinda like that. Write that down, Laszlo.

kinda shoot write

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But, kid, you're gonna wanna keep in mind your dad,

mind

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he's two shots up after four holes.

four holes shots

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- You understand that? - I understand.

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Hey, you ever do the Dew?

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I don't frequently do the Dew, but B-Dubs has the Dew.

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I'll… I'll do the Dew when I have the urge.

urge

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Also, they have what's called a Radler, which is a brew and a Dew.

brew called

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What are you talking about?

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The Dew, at B-Dubs.

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I get a traditional and boneless combo.

combo traditional

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Can't be beat.

beat

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Hey, let's maybe hit that after the round.

round

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- Hit what? - B-Dubs. You gonna be like this all day?

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- Like what? - A Debbie Downer.

debbie downer

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I need to see some fun out of you.

fun

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Maybe put your hat on backwards or something.

backwards

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I… I-- I am fun.

fun

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That is not fun.

fun

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Come on, come on. Break, break, break.

break

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Oh!

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Walk it off.

walk

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Great miss. You'll make it up on the next hole.

hole miss

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This motherfucker…

motherfucker

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All right.

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Outside the left.

left

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Okay. Okay, this is what I'm talking about, okay?

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I don't need you to help me putt. Just please stay back.

putt

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Let the Hawk take wing.

hawk wing

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I told you, outside, left.

left

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- When did you tell me? - I to… I told you. You said, "I got this."

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Well, you see… You gotta get my attention.

attention

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You gotta, like, really…

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You gotta almost grab me by the shoulders and shake me.

grab shake shoulders

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- Next time I will. - Or make it fun. Do a funny voice.

fun funny voice

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Golf. Four, six, five, three.

five four golf three

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Shit.

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Hawk. Four, two, nine, five.

five four hawk nine

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Yeah, come on!

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Come on!

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Did you see that?

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Just gorgeous.

gorgeous

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I'm talking, like, perfect.

perfect

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Like Dua Lipa in a white bikini on the beach in Cabo kind of perfect.

beach bikini perfect white

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Jesus fucking Christ!

christ fucking fucking-christ jesus jesus-fucking

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Lance, the Lord's name.

lance name

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Oh my God, Carl, not today.

carl today

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Hmm.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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No, put the wedge back in the bag. Grab me the two iron.

grab iron wedge

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You have a two iron?

iron

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Yeah, I have a two iron.

iron

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And put in that little book you've been writing all day

book writing

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that Lonnie Hawkins smashed the ball through the woods

ball hawkins lonnie smashed woods

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up on the green with a two iron.

green iron

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That is impossible.

impossible

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Heh, maybe for you.

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But you are not the mighty Hawk.

hawk mighty

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Caw caw!

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You gotta let me cook, Gustavo.

cook

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If the Hawk could play normal golf the way he scrambles…

golf hawk normal

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Fuck.

fuck

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And that's what he gives you. He's been inconsistent today, Notah.

gives today

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But only Lonnie Hawkins would even try that shot.

hawkins lonnie shot

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Hey, Gustavo, what's Spanish for "eat shit"?

spanish

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Comer caca.

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Oh, comer caca, okay. I don't mean anything by that.

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Golden Fisk is leading the way in this group

golden group leading

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with Lonnie Hawkins four strokes behind him.

behind four hawkins lonnie

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Lance really struggling, but great bunker shot there.

bunker lance shot struggling

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Lonnie has this for birdie after that incredible shot from the trees.

birdie incredible lonnie shot trees

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Okay, he'll take a par after that tee shot.

shot

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- Just not your day, Lonnie. - Hey. Watch it, Fisk.

lonnie watch

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Sometimes you pet the Hawk and it turns out to be the Cougar.

cougar hawk sometimes turns

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All right.

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Well, I was thinking more like a sloth or a… a kakapo.

sloth thinking

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- See, a kakapo, it's a flightless bird. - I know that.

bird flightless

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- It doesn't fly. Understand? - Yeah. I get that.

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And to be honest, I was hoping for a little more grit

grit honest hoping

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and fight out of the Hawkins family today.

family fight hawkins today

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You mind? I'm gonna tap this birdie in.

birdie mind

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- I don't mind. - I hear they have books on etiquette.

books mind

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- Yeah. I know. - You do?

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I wrote one. Golf Hawk-a-tit-tic.

golf hawk wrote

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Golf Hawk-tiquette?

golf hawk

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- Hawk-tiquette. - Okay.

hawk

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And by the way, you look fucking ridiculous in that shirt.

fucking ridiculous shirt

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You're gonna be on SportsCenter.

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- It's gonna be 'cause of that. - I'm gettin' a lotta compliments.

compliments gettin lotta

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- You smoke Virginia Slims now too? - On occasion.

occasion smoke virginia

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- Yeah. - Wine coolers, huh?

wine

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Come on, get the fuck out of here. Goddamn.

fuck goddamn

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Yes.

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I'm gonna hit the head. Try and find me a banana.

banana head

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Lance, I'll join you.

join lance

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I shoulda pissed in the woods, but there are too many cameras.

cameras pissed shoulda woods

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- Hey, Natalie, there you are. - Shut up, Jerry.

jerry

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- Wait, are you going to find Lance? - Shut the fuck up, Jerry!

fuck jerry lance

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Okay.

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- Wait. Hey, let me explain something. - Get your hands off me, you creep!

creep explain hands

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You fucking pervert! Fuck!

fuck fucking pervert

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What?

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Hey, hold on. No, hold on a second. Just let me tell you.

second

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Can I explain something to you real quick, please?

explain quick real real-quick

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- Lance! - Hey, buddy.

buddy lance

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- Hey, Nat, where you been? - Hey!

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- Yeah, found your phone, asshole. - Whoa.

asshole found phone whoa

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Oh!

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- Ow! Fuck. - Don't fucking talk to me ever again.

fuck fucking

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Don't text me, call me, don't send me dick pics like you did that other woman.

dick pics send text woman

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None of that shit! Just get the fuck out of my life, okay?

fuck life

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Yeah. Yeah, everybody, that's what he does.

everybody

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He sends dick pics all day long…

dick pics sends

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- Shit. - No, I don't. No.

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…to all these different women!

women

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Hell hath no fury, right, Carl?

carl fury hath

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What is dick pic?

dick

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Oh, and he owes half a million dollars to some guy named Preacher.

dollars half million million-dollars named owes

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Nat, stop.

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Bye, asshole!

asshole

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Do you want your--

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- Move! Pervert! - Shit.

pervert

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I've seen my fair share of golf…

fair golf seen share

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Radford. I need you to hold down the fort, okay?

fort radford

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- Yeah. - I'm taking those.

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I don't send dick pics all day.

dick pics send

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No. Of course. Of course not.

course

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I mean, she seemed crazy. You seemed super cool.

cool crazy seemed super super-cool

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I mean, I'm sending a totally average, normal number of dick pics.

average dick normal number pics sending

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Just block it out. That's what we do.

block

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That's the healthy thing to do. Block it out.

block healthy

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Nine to play.

nine

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Golden's making us look like a couple of amateurs.

amateurs couple

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So the question is are…

question

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…you

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a

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pro

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or

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are

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you

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a amateur?

amateur

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Okay, fuck off.

fuck

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Hey, block it out.

block

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Mmm! Shoot.

shoot

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Wait. Natalie!

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Natalie!

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- Natalie. - What?

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Take a deep breath.

breath deep deep-breath

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God, I feel so stupid.

stupid

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You are stupid.

stupid

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- How could I let this happen? - It's not your fault.

fault happen

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- He did all the right things! - Uh-huh.

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- He said he loved me! We were engaged! - That's what they say. I know.

engaged loved

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He proposed to me, and I believed everything that he said!

believed proposed

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- You're dumb. - Ugh!

dumb

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Have one of these.

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- God… - Lance is a real piece of shit, okay?

lance piece real

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You did not deserve this.

deserve

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No woman ever does.

woman

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We were gonna be married.

married

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I know, but isn't it great?

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You got out!

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You do not realize how lucky you are, Natalie.

lucky realize

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I don't feel lucky.

lucky

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Okay, see all those golfers?

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All those little fuckers out there, they're all full-blown shits.

blown fuckers full shits

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You think Lance cared about what happened? He doesn't give a shit about you.

cared happened lance

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You were one room in his brain

brain room

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that he could shut the door on so he could play golf. You get it?

door golf

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Listen to me, Natalie. This is the best day of your life, okay?

best life

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You may not realize it now,

realize

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but I promise you, Natalie, someday you will.

promise someday

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Why isn't this beverage in every supermarket in America?

america beverage supermarket

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That's very sweet. I don't know.

sweet

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Lonnie Hawkins has returned to the PGA Tour.

hawkins lonnie returned tour

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How do we know?

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After what looked like a turnaround for both Lance Hawkins

hawkins lance looked

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and Lonnie at the turn,

lonnie

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the Hawk, Notah… let's just say he had a real Hawk moment.

hawk moment real

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Well, you gotta be kidding me.

kidding

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On the 16th, he got into a shouting match with his own caddie, Gustavo Meyer,

match shouting

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and Lonnie steals his yardage book, and the chase is on.

book chase lonnie steals

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- You're sick. - No.

sick

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Get that book. You gotta jump higher than that.

book higher jump

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- Let me have it. I want the book. - There you go.

book

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- There's your book. - My father gave me that book!

book father

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Let me tell you, you can steal a caddie's wallet,

steal wallet

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but do not take their yardage book.

book

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- Want to play now? Here we go. - You don't want this.

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- Okay. Here we go. - You don't wanna mess with the Hawk.

hawk mess

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- What are you doing? - No one fights like that.

fights

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Here. What are you… Oh!

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Yeah.

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Oh, now you're going to pay.

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- Oh! - You can't outrun the Cougar!

cougar outrun

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There is something we rarely see in this sport,

rarely sport

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and despite all of that,

despite

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he managed to claw his way into the top ten.

claw managed

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Lance Hawkins, meanwhile, struggled today to get it going.

hawkins lance meanwhile today

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Perhaps the pressure of playing alongside his father was more than he could handle.

father handle perhaps playing pressure

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Put on the WNBA All-Star game.

game star wnba

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Hey.

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Tough round out there today, huh?

round today tough

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Yeah, that was a fucking mess.

fucking fucking-mess mess

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Dirk Ketchum, Tomorrow's Golf League.

golf league tomorrows

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What's that, like simulator golf?

golf simulator

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Yeah, best in the world.

best world

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- Hmm! - Look, I'll cut to the chase.

chase

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Next week in Vegas, we're debuting some new features,

features vegas week

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and we had Tiger and Rory lined up, then Tiger dropped out.

dropped lined tiger

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So, uh, now we're stuck.

stuck

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Look, I'm just not interested, okay? It's not real golf.

golf interested real

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- Well, that's debatable. - Hmm.

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Listen, there's a lot of money in this.

money

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If… If you can, you know, talk your dad into playing against you.

playing

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You two are the hottest names in golf right now.

golf hottest names

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Buddy, my dad will never compete in simulator golf.

buddy compete golf simulator

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Okay? The guy still carries around a two iron in his bag.

carries iron

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Thank you.

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Here. Take my card.

card

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There's three million in it.

million three

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Winner take all.

winner

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Wait, did you say winner takes all?

takes winner

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Three million if I win?

million three

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TV deal's already in place, guaranteed. Network wants you two.

deals guaranteed network place wants

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Uh, yeah. No, he'll… he'll do it.

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I thought you said that he would never do it.

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Oh, no, back… No, I said…

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- I said he would "ever" do that. - What do you mean he would ever do that?

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You know, opposite of never. It means anytime, anyplace, brother.

anytime brother opposite

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- I've never heard that. - People say that all the time.

heard

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So he would always do it?

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Yeah, he would ever in a million years do that.

million million-years years

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It sounds so close to never.

close sounds

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Yeah. No, we're in.

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- That's great. - Yeah.

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- See you in Vegas. - Great news.

news vegas

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Lance, honey? Can I come in?

honey lance

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Lance.

lance

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Can you let me in?

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Hi.

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You're having a little drink?

drink having

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- Yeah. So? - Well, you deserve it.

deserve

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Do I?

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I played like shit today.

played today

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Aw… Sorry about Natalie.

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What happened to Natalie?

happened

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Oh, yeah, the whole…

whole

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Yeah, that was crazy, huh?

crazy

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Yeah.

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Listen, hon, we need to talk.

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Your dad's beating you.

beating dads

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He's beating you bad,

beating

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and we need to win.

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I know, but he's good.

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I can outdrive him, but I don't know if I can outplay him.

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- Of course you can. - And the crowd loves him.

course crowd loves

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- He's funny. - You think he's funny?

funny

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- He's not funny. - He's kind of funny.

funny

↓

- You're funny. - I'm not funny.

funny

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Don't let that get in your head. Let me tell you this story.

head story

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When you were a little boy, you were probably… five years old,

five five-years years

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you made a complete golf course out of Legos.

complete course golf golf-course

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Took you about a month to build. Do you remember that?

build month remember

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I have no recollection of this.

↓

It had greens and little flags, and you built a cute little clubhouse,

built clubhouse cute

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and you waited for your daddy to come home to show him,

daddy home waited

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and what did he do?

↓

He came in after a loss,

loss

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and he saw that little golf course that you were so proud of,

course golf golf-course proud

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and he kicked it to pieces, and he broke it all up, smashed it.

broke kicked pieces smashed

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- He did? - He did. And see this?

↓

This is all that's left.

left

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He did that to my Legos?

↓

Yep, and you were so upset. You were crying.

crying upset

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You go, "Daddy, no, no, please!"

daddy

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- And I said, "Lonnie, stop!" - What?

lonnie

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Oh my God, that monster.

monster

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Know who was there to clean up the mess?

clean mess

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You?

↓

And you know who was there to rebuild the Legos?

rebuild

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You.

↓

He's never been there for you, Lance. I'm the only one who's been there for you.

lance

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So listen, I need you to block out all the bullshit going on in your life,

block bullshit life

↓

and I need you to go out there tomorrow and get revenge for this little Lego.

revenge tomorrow

↓

I'm gonna fucking kill him.

fucking fucking-kill kill

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That's my boy.

↓

Allison, I love what you did with your hair. That looks great.

allison hair love

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Oh shit, that's good.

↓

♪ Say something, I'm giving up on you ♪

giving

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♪ I'm sorry that I couldn't get to you ♪

↓

♪ Say something, I'm giving up on you ♪

giving

↓

♪ And I ♪

↓

♪ Will swallow my pride ♪

pride swallow

↓

♪ You're the one that I love ♪

love

↓

♪ And I'm saying goodbye ♪

goodbye

↓

God…

↓

Oh, come on.

↓

- My book is soggy. - I don't wanna see that book today.

book today

↓

Hey, last night I went to B-Dubs.

night

↓

I had a traditional and boneless combo with a Mountain Dew.

combo mountain traditional

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You're an idiot.

idiot

↓

You are not a good caddie. You've made my game worse.

game worse

↓

I hope you shit the bed and don't make the cut. I want to go home.

home hope

↓

Well, if I did shit the bed, it'd come out B-Dubs, traditional, boneless combo.

combo traditional

↓

If you shit the bed, it's gonna come out protein bars,

bars protein

↓

and some dumb salad, celery, corn, radishes, chicken pot pie, probably.

celery chicken corn dumb salad

↓

- Vitamins. - I would hate to see your microbiomes.

hate vitamins

↓

Lonnie!

lonnie

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You're up.

↓

Damn.

↓

Lonnie Hawkins showed up this morning

hawkins lonnie morning showed

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with a pickle jar stuck on his hand.

hand pickle stuck

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He's gonna attempt to play 18 holes one-handed.

attempt handed holes

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Some trouble with the tee there.

trouble

↓

Now he's giving his caddie some kind of look.

giving

↓

Is he calling his shot with the pickle jar?

calling pickle shot

↓

Does he think he's Babe Ruth?

babe ruth

↓

This'll be interesting.

interesting thisll

↓

Well struck, but…

struck

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- Son of a gun. - …well right.

↓

Gonna get a Claussen endorsement.

↓

You did this on purpose, didn't you? You knew I was gonna bury you,

bury purpose

↓

so you put a pickle jar on your hand because you were scared.

hand pickle scared

↓

I'm out here playing. I'm not running away.

playing running

↓

Yeah? Your little tricks, they don't work on me.

tricks

↓

Okay? You shouldn't have kicked my Legos.

kicked

↓

Your son hates you too.

hates

↓

Everybody hates you.

everybody everybody-hates hates

↓

Everybody.

everybody

↓

Day two in the books at the Genesis,

books

↓

a day that saw Lance Hawkins surge to the top of the leaderboard

hawkins lance leaderboard surge

↓

with Golden Fisk right on his heels,

golden heels

↓

and a day that also saw Lonnie Hawkins a little pickled

hawkins lonnie pickled

↓

after being disqualified for unauthorized equipment use.

disqualified equipment

↓

Steve, let's talk about Lance first.

lance steve

↓

Notah, I have never seen a golfer more locked in.

golfer locked seen

↓

He was playing like someone stole his ice cream out there.

cream playing stole

↓

And on the other side, what's to say?

side

↓

Pure Lonnie. That's why they show up, that's why they love him.

lonnie love pure

↓

But if he doesn't play to the level that got him back into the PGA Tour,

level tour

↓

he will never get another shot at the US Open.

another another-shot open shot

↓

Where you going?

↓

I'm gonna probably go see a doctor or a welder or a glassblower

doctor

↓

to deal with this jar situation.

deal situation

↓

Why? Jar's your best friend.

best best-friend friend jars

↓

How's that?

↓

Oh, cut the shit, Dad.

↓

We both know this jar is just an excuse.

excuse

↓

It's not stuck.

stuck

↓

It is stuck. I spent all night long trying to get it off.

night spent stuck

↓

There's absolutely-- Wow.

absolutely

↓

Look at that, it's a miracle.

miracle

↓

Stop pretending. Just admit it, you can't face me on a golf course.

admit course face golf golf-course pretending

↓

I can face you on any golf course there is.

course face golf golf-course

↓

- Really? - Yeah.

↓

Well, I'm playing in Vegas next week.

playing vegas week

↓

If you think you can beat me… why don't you come out?

beat

↓

PGA Tour's in Dallas next week.

dallas week

↓

Yeah, this is TGL.

↓

Electronic golf?

electronic golf

↓

- Oh yeah. - Don't make me laugh.

laugh

↓

Yeah, that's what I thought.

↓

I guess it's true what they say!

↓

Old golfers never die, they just lose their balls!

balls lose

↓

I got balls to spare, young man.

balls spare young

↓

I got more balls than I know what to do with.

balls

↓

I'm not afraid of video golf. I'll see you in Vegas.

afraid golf vegas video

↓

I'm gonna bring all my balls, all two of 'em.

balls bring

↓

Sounds good.

sounds

↓

Ugh.

↓

That pickle's loaded with finger sweat.

finger loaded pickles sweat

↓

Just letting you know.

letting

↓

Mmm…

↓

I like that.

↓

No, you don't.

↓

I'll see you in Vegas.

vegas

↓

- I'll see you in Vegas. - Good.

vegas

↓

- Good. - Good.

↓

- Good. - Great.

↓

♪ Make the world go away ♪

world

↓

♪ And get it off my shoulders ♪

shoulders

↓

♪ Say the things you used to say ♪

used

↓

♪ And make the world go away ♪

world

↓

♪ I'm sorry if I hurt you ♪

hurt

↓

♪ I'll make it up day by day ♪

↓

♪ Just say you love me like you used to ♪

love used

↓

♪ And make the world go away ♪

world

↓

♪ Make the world go away ♪

world

↓

♪ And get it off my shoulders ♪

shoulders

↓

♪ Say the things you used to say ♪

used

↓

♪ And make the world go away ♪

world