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The Hawk

Season 1, Episode 3 — Roses & Thorns

TMDB episode metadata

Show: The Hawk

Episode title: Roses & Thorns

Air date: July 16, 2026

Director: Chris Henchy

Top billed cast: Will Ferrell, Molly Shannon, Jimmy Tatro, Fortune Feimster

When Lonnie's game begins to waver, Sam helps him reconnect with his roots. Natalie tries to overcome Stacy's smothering presence on the green.

Source: TMDB

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- Hey! -

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Lonnie? Lonnie!

lonnie

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Huh?

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I got you an Egg McMuffin.

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- Huh? - And, your choice…

choice

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Either a McFlurry with M&M's or a strawberry shake.

shake strawberry

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For breakfast? Neither.

breakfast

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Both for me. Yes!

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What are you doing?

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- Where'd you go there? - What do you mean?

whered

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Well, you're laying here all bug-eyed and zoning out.

eyed laying zoning

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- You still thinking about Old Henry? - No. No.

henry thinking

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I was just… I was just meditating, yeah.

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- Just trying to get psyched up. - For what?

psyched

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Well, 'cause this is the first cut I made this season.

season

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I need this. I need to win. I mean, think about it.

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I'm… I'm 42 years old.

years

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Oh, you're not joking, okay.

joking

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I gotta make it back up to the Tour. Know what my son said to me last week?

tour week

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- "Dad, I'm a homosexual." - What?

homosexual

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- "I'm gonna join the Marines." - No. No, he did not say that.

join

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Hmm.

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He said to me that he thought I should retire.

retire

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Open up a pro shop and a checking account.

account checking open shop

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- You don't have a checking account? - I don't have time.

account checking

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- I've never had time. - Oh. Okay.

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I mean, he needs to know the real Lonnie Hawkins.

hawkins lonnie needs real

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I think you should show him the real Lonnie Hawkins,

hawkins lonnie real

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what you just said.

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- Let's fucking do it. - Let's fucking do it, man.

fucking

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- Give me that McFlurry. - No.

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Give me that McF--

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I will fight you to the fucking death.

death fight fucking

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- ♪ They call him the Hawk ♪ - ♪ Hawk! ♪

hawk

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♪ He's a golfer ♪

golfer

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♪ The greatest golfer in the world! ♪

golfer greatest world

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- So what's your tee time? - Hmm?

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Your tee time?

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Uh… 12:30.

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Back-to-back wins if you win tomorrow.

tomorrow wins

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Now that would send a message to the golf world.

golf message send world

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Uh-huh. What's up, dude?

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Look, we've got this. We've been manifesting all morning.

morning

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- Right, Lance? - Yeah, we've been manifesting it up.

lance

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- Manifesting? - Now, what exactly is manifesting?

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I know, but you should tell him.

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Yeah, manifesting is an enriched state of concentration

enriched state

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that aligns your thoughts, emotions, and actions

actions emotions thoughts

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with your goals and desires and makes them a reality.

desires goals makes reality

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I'm gonna manifest myself another mimosa.

another manifest

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You can manifest all you want,

manifest

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but those other golfers with their "Yes, ma'am" and "No, ma'am…"

maam

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It's like they were all squirted out of the same polite white boy tube

polite tube white

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straight into polo shirts, so don't be fooled,

fooled shirts straight

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because they're pro golfers, and they're animals,

animals

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and they're here to tear Lance a new asshole, so manifest on that.

asshole lance manifest tear

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Wow, okay. Well, look… Remember, Lance, you're gonna be fine.

lance remember

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You've done the work. You're ready for this.

ready

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- Mm-hmm. - Calm.

calm

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- Calm. - Focused.

calm focused

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- Focused. - Present.

focused present

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- Present. - We know what we want.

present

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We know what we want.

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- Hmm. - Interesting.

interesting

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Do you, Lance? You know what you wanna do today?

lance today

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Uh… yeah.

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- Win. - That's what Mama wants to hear.

mama wants

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Okay, I'm gonna go see who's sleeping with who,

sleeping

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and I will see you, my darling, at the end of your round.

darling round

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Okay.

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- I love you so much. - Love you.

love

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This guy is ripped.

ripped

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Look at the way his pants hug his legs.

legs pants

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More like an MMA fighter than a golfer.

fighter golfer

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Hey, just 'cause he's ripped and has long, beautiful eyelashes

ripped

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does not change the fact that we are here to hand some ass today, right?

change fact hand today

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Yeah. Yeah, okay, we're gonna hand some ass.

hand

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- Damn! - Wow!

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Oh.

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- Get in the hole! - Nice shot, Jasper.

hole shot

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A 2009 number one golfer, Lonnie Hawkins.

golfer hawkins lonnie number

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Yeah! Come on, y'all! Give it up, give him something!

yall

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Let's go!

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Hey there, little buddy, how you been? Yeah, good?

buddy

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Listen, um…

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I'm in a little bit of a situation right now.

situation

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You need to go farther than that ball, okay?

ball farther

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Please?

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Eyes over here, not over there.

eyes

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Besties for life.

life

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Come on, now.

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You little shit, I asked you to do one goddamn thing.

asked goddamn

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Left!

left

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Fuck! God…

fuck

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Lonnie.

lonnie

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- Know what I think is weird? - No, but you're gonna tell me.

weird

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Your mom runs up and kisses you after every round you play.

kisses round runs

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Only if I win.

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Well, maybe when you win today, you could kiss me instead of your mom.

kiss today

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Why?

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I don't know, 'cause I'm about to be your wife.

wife

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And maybe kissing your mom on the lips on national television is weird.

kissing lips national television weird

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I don't think… I think you're making this weird.

weird

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- I don't think it's weird. - It's weird.

weird

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Okay, well, it's just, it's… It's like kind of our thing.

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Isn't that much better?

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My mom's a better kisser, I thi--

kisser moms

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- Oh my God. - I'm joking, it's a joke.

joke joking

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Are you?

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Let's see, we're about 220, 230…

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Gosh, what do I do? Go for it?

gosh

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Maybe I lay up? Shit, I don't know.

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- You know what? Give me the five wood. - All right.

five wood

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Know that gorgeous guy we're playing against with the long eyelashes?

gorgeous playing

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No.

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Well, long eyelashes are actually a sign that you have seasonal allergies.

allergies sign

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- Yeah. - Okay.

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Well, we're not just playing against that guy.

playing

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In golf, you play against the entirety of the field.

entirety field golf

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Mmm. Well, that's a relief, because we've done 12 holes already,

holes relief

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and that guy's killing us.

killing

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The hardest game in the world.

game hardest world

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Hmm.

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Oh, mama, I'm back.

mama

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Oh, I'm not back.

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No, mama. Left! Left! Left!

left mama

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Fore!

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Fore!

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- Ooh… - Medic!

medic

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Sorry. Sorry.

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Why am I playing so bad?

playing

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Let's get her strapped in.

strapped

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Ma'am, a little respect. Mr. Hawkins is trying to hit his ball.

ball hawkins maam respect

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Argh!

argh

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- Dirty whore. - What?

dirty dirty-whore whore

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You heard him! He called you a dirty whore!

called dirty dirty-whore heard whore

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- Shut up! - No, no, Sam, I was talking to the ball.

ball

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- Not her? - No.

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- Oh. - Ma'am. Ma'am, I'm so sorry.

maam

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I just hit a bad shot. I meant no disrespect.

disrespect meant shot

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You know what?

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How would you like a very special Lonnie Hawkins stamped golf ball?

ball golf hawkins lonnie special

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It's very collectible.

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Okay, try to make a fist.

fist

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There you go, squeeze it.

squeeze

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Never mind.

mind

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Hey, your forehead helped my lie, if that's any consolation.

consolation forehead helped

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- Sorry about that. - Hey, kid.

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You didn't see shit.

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12:30 start, Lance Hawkins.

hawkins lance start

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Let's go, Lance! Let's go!

lance

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About 275 to carry.

carry

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Stay to the right, and you'll be good.

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Hey, do me a favor. Check on my dad, will you?

check favor

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Mom told me he made the cut down at the Korn Ferry.

ferry korn

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- Just wanna see how he's doing. - Got it.

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Nice.

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- How's he doing? - Brutal.

brutal

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Six back.

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Bogied the last three holes.

holes three

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I tried to tell him, Carl, it's a young man's game.

carl game mans tried young

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I mean, you know how much I'd love to play in a tournament with him.

love tournament

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Is that so?

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Yeah, it's just not gonna happen, though.

happen

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It's too bad. I would've really loved that.

loved wouldve

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Shit!

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Do you want me to get you a different club?

club

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Something with a scoop to it, maybe?

scoop

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There's no scoop club, Sam.

club scoop

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- What is happening? - Oh my God.

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Why can't I hit that ball?

ball

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- You all right, bud? - Why does this ball hate me?

ball hate

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- Are you fucking the sand? - Why?

fucking sand

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How's he doing now?

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Well, he was fornicating with a bunker and almost killed a woman.

bunker killed woman

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I don't even care. It's just… it's funny.

care funny

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When I heard he made the cut for the first time in a long time,

heard

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I was like, "Hey, maybe he still has some gas left in the tank after all."

left tank

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You know how much I'd love to play in a tournament with my dad.

love tournament

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- Yeah, you've said that before. - I just… I kind of feel bad for him.

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You know, the funny thing is, he probably thinks I'm afraid of him.

afraid funny thinks

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- Oh, come on. - I'm not.

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- No, of course not. - I'm not.

course

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No. No, no.

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We're not handing ass, are we?

handing

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I'm lucky if we get off this green with a triple goddamn bogey,

goddamn green lucky triple

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so no, we have not handed a single ass.

handed single

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It's called Teed Off, Darcy.

called darcy

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It's kind of like teeing off in golf, but with attitude.

attitude golf

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I love it. So fun.

fun love

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Oh, you're so sweet.

sweet

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Stacy Hawkins, as I live and breathe.

breathe hawkins live stacy

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- Hello, Darcy. - Hi. Call me.

darcy

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Anton. What a pleasure.

pleasure

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I see that boy of yours is off to a great start.

start

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- Oh, he sure is. - The PGA Tour needs young men like him.

needs tour young

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You don't have to worry about Lance. He's not his father. That's for sure.

father lance worry

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Radford… Radford.

radford

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Um, I would like to introduce you to Anton Floyd.

introduce

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He's on the board of the PGA Tour.

board tour

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- Oh. - Mm-hmm.

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Now, I believe we met before.

believe

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Was it a private function for Liz Cheney at Ocean Reef?

function ocean private

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Perhaps.

perhaps

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Never forget a smart-dressed man like you.

dressed forget smart

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Are you here for the whole tournament, Anton?

tournament whole

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No, I can't. I'm headed back tonight to our headquarters in Florida.

florida headed headquarters tonight

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We have business.

business

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Oh, speaking of business--

business speaking

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How is Lonnie, by the way? I always liked him.

liked lonnie

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Real fun for golf, he was.

fun golf real

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What a hoot.

hoot

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Her ex-husband was so much fun.

fun husband

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Oh, they're still married.

married

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Um… Oh, listen, Anton.

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I wanted to tell you, I have a new beverage called Teed Off.

beverage called wanted

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- I'd love if I could have a few minutes-- - Oh, of course, Stacy.

course love minutes stacy

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Just call the office and we'll schedule something.

office schedule

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And be sure to say hello to your boy for me.

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Oh, I will. Thank you, Anton. I appreciate it. Thank you.

appreciate

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What a fucking prick.

fucking prick

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Really? Oh.

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You know, we should really develop some sort of sign system

develop sign system

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whereby you tell me… you know, who you like, who you don't like.

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I'm starting to get confused.

confused starting

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Everyone knows Lonnie fucked his wife on the 18th at Pebble.

fucked knows lonnie pebble wife

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Common knowledge.

common knowledge

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Mmm…

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So I've been studying this game of golf for three days now, and I think I get it.

days game golf studying three three-days

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How so?

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Well, sometimes you play good, and sometimes you play bad.

sometimes

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- Mas or menos. - Mmm.

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Look at this, I'm not even eating these. I don't know what I'm doing.

eating

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You want one of those fancy pickles you like?

fancy pickles

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I didn't earn a pickle. I played like shit today.

earn pickle played today

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But hey, by my theory, you could still win this thing, right?

theory

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You can play good tomorrow.

tomorrow

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I wanted it too much.

wanted

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I was too tight.

tight

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- Mmm. - I'm 11 strokes back from the leader.

leader

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I mean…

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There's no making that up, no matter how I play.

matter

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Oh, so no pickle for you, no payday for me.

pickle

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Oof. Tough one out there today, Lonnie.

lonnie today tough

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Eat shit, Mike.

mike

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Get the fuck out of here, Mike.

fuck mike

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God, I really thought my game had come back.

game

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Thought I was on a run, but it was just a hot streak.

streak

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What's the difference?

difference

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Well, a hot streak is good, especially if you're going into a major,

especially major streak

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but a run, that feeling's like nothing else.

feelings

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Take a hot streak. You know when you're holding your piss all day long,

holding piss streak

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and you really gotta go, and you…

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you find a toilet, and…

toilet

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…that urination is the greatest feeling of all time?

feeling greatest

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Mm-hmm. Sure.

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- But a run is more like a dump. - Ahh.

dump

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Not just any old dump, like a steak and potatoes dump.

dump potatoes steak

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Oh. Got it.

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The type of dump you tell your friends about.

dump friends type

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The type you… you post on the internet.

internet post type

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The type that you still feel long after you've left the bathroom.

bathroom left type

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- You know that feeling? - I love that.

feeling love

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- But that wasn't a run? - No.

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It was a hot streak, but it's gone.

gone streak

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Hey.

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That's not your bus.

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Correct, young man.

correct young

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This is not my bus.

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Can you think of a reason why I'd be driving this dumpster on wheels

driving dumpster reason wheels

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with that beautiful machine sitting right there?

machine sitting

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No, sir.

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Then we are in agreement.

agreement

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Yeah.

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This is not my bus.

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Now, fuck off, kid.

fuck

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Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.

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Well, maybe you were on a hot streak 'cause you were having more fun.

fun having streak

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And maybe you need to shut up 'cause you're not a sports psychologist.

psychologist sports

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When did you start playing golf?

golf playing start

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When I was 10.

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My mom got me a driver, a seven iron, and a putter.

driver iron seven

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Huh.

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Yeah, she was sleeping with the mailman.

mailman sleeping

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And my teacher.

teacher

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I think maybe one of the neighbors too.

neighbors

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Anyway, every afternoon she'd give me $2 to go play at the public course,

afternoon course public shed

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get me out of the house.

house

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I'd just pocket the money and sneak onto the course anyway.

course money pocket sneak

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- So then you got good at golf? - No, I didn't get good at golf.

golf

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I got great at golf.

golf

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First time I hit that little white ball,

ball white

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man, I was hooked.

hooked

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It was in me.

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With those three clubs, I could make a golf ball dance like Paula Abdul.

abdul ball clubs dance golf paula three

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Mmm!

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Wait, who is that?

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- Are you shitting me? - Nope.

nope shitting

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- Hey, I got a great idea. - Hmm?

idea

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- Come with me. - We're taking off?

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Yeah, come on.

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Hey, Tanner. Put this on Mike's tab.

mikes tanner

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Let's get this up and down. Make us a par.

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Maybe I don't want a par, Carl.

carl

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Maybe I want a birdie.

birdie

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Hey, just curious.

curious

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How'd my dad end up?

howd

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Crash and burn just like you said.

burn crash

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Eleven out going into Sunday. You happy now?

eleven happy sunday

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He's just gotta hang it up.

hang

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Get there, that looks good.

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Just get there. Get there. Get in the hole!

hole

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Hey!

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Whoo-ooh!

whoo

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Golf is easy.

easy golf

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Go tell your friends. Two for you.

friends

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I do believe your son is on the 18th.

believe

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What? I gotta be there.

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- Oh my God. - Oh!

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All right, well, hold on. Let me get my drink.

drink

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There's my Lance! Mom coming through!

coming lance

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Excuse me, mother coming through.

coming excuse mother

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There's my Lance. There's…

lance

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God damn it.

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Hell yeah.

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Where did you take me?

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Well, this is the nearest public course I could find on Google.

course google nearest public

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Oh.

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Hold this.

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Okay.

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I got this.

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- I've done it a million times. - Done what?

million million-times times

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What's going on?

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Just watch.

watch

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- Okay. - Ha ha!

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- Hua! - Amateur stuff, kid.

amateur stuff

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Let me show you how a pro does it.

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Yeah, come on now.

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♪ My mama said that you ain't much ♪

aint mama

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♪ Watch me do my double dutch ♪

double dutch watch

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Whoa!

whoa

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Oh!

↓

Are you okay?

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Hey… did it look cool?

cool

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No.

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You look like a fucking idiot.

fucking fucking-idiot idiot

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So when the branzino comes off the grill, it's gotta just go straight to the plate.

comes grill plate straight

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No butter, no aioli, no salt, nothing.

butter salt

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Just… G to P.

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- G to P? - G to P.

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G to P.

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Grill to plate. They did it for us last time.

grill plate

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- Got it. - It's not rocket science.

rocket science

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Right?

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So, Finau's gonna be tough to catch tomorrow,

catch tomorrow tough

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and Golden's playing well too.

playing

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You got this, honey. Two back? That's nothing.

honey

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- It's nothing. - Two back. Get after it, Lance.

lance

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- Getting after it, baby. - Cheers.

baby cheers

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- Cheers. - Water.

cheers water

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Natalie, how'd you do it? How'd you get this boy to straighten up?

howd straighten

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Oh, come on.

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I wasn't that bad before she came along.

along

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What? Shit! Back at U of A, this guy was an animal.

animal

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Dude, you remember spring break?

break remember spring spring-break

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Tulum, Mexico?

mexico

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- Come on. You remember that? - Stop.

remember

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- I'm sure he doesn't. - Don't listen to them.

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They're just jokesters.

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- Yeah… Yeah… - No. He went missing for four days.

days four four-days missing

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We found him 200 miles away in a hospital down in Belize.

found hospital miles

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It was so scary.

scary

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- Is that true? - Yeah!

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- It's true. - No, it's not.

↓

He's joking. They're totally kidding around.

joking kidding

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- They always do this. Stop, cut it out. - It's not true, no.

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Shut your stupid fucking mouth, man.

fucking mouth stupid stupid-fucking

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Yeah, shut up, bro. Where you come up with this shit?

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Uh, I gotta…

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- I gotta bounce. - What?

bounce

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Sorry, yeah. Jerry, I just gotta jump in some ice before the treadmill.

jerry jump treadmill

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- Yeah, you got it, big dog. - Wait. Lance, what about your branzino?

lance

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Without the grindino, there'd be no branzino.

thered

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- Am I right? Love you. - Mmm.

love

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♪ They see me rollin' ♪

rollin

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♪ They hatin' ♪

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♪ Patrollin' ♪

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♪ Tryna catch me ridin' dirty ♪

catch dirty

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♪ Tryna catch me ridin' ♪

catch

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♪ Dirty ♪

dirty

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- Yeah. Hoo! - Whoo!

whoo

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Oh man.

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Yeah, I don't get it.

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What's the difference between

difference

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this course and the private one that we've been playing on?

course playing private

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This is a public course.

course public

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It's open to everyone.

open

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- Everyone? - Sure.

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Men, women, young, old,

women young

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the duffers, the scratch golfers,

scratch

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the whole kit and caboodle.

whole

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- Black people? - Mm-hmm.

black

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Of course.

course

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Well, I haven't seen a Black person play golf in three days.

black days golf person seen three three-days

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They play. They play all the time.

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- Okay. - Tiger Woods.

tiger tiger-woods woods

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Uh-huh. That's who you got?

↓

- Yeah. - That's very obvious.

obvious

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Bagger Vance.

bagger vance

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Fictional.

fictional

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Uh, psshh…

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Michael Jordan.

jordan michael

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Carlton from The Fresh Prince.

carlton fresh prince

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- Just hit another ball. - Obama.

another ball obama

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Ooh.

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- Oh, nice. - Yeah.

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Doesn't it feel good being out here? Public course, three clubs.

clubs course public three

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It feels great.

feels

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- Bringing some stuff back, huh? - Yeah. Yeah.

bringing stuff

↓

Okay.

↓

Well, how about you hit that?

↓

When'd you put that out?

↓

When you went to piss. That's the guy that beat you at the US Open, right?

beat open piss

↓

- Yeah. - Golden Faucet.

golden

↓

- Fisk. - Well, see if you can hit him.

↓

Okay.

↓

Here comes Lonnie Hawkins.

comes hawkins lonnie

↓

Oh yeah!

↓

Yeah. Come on.

↓

Lonnie Hawkins.

hawkins lonnie

↓

- Yeah. - Nice.

↓

Ho-ho!

↓

Baby.

baby

↓

- Yeah. - Lonnie Hawkins.

hawkins lonnie

↓

- Lonnie Hawkins! - Gimme some of that.

hawkins lonnie

↓

Oh shit, it's the cops.

cops

↓

- I can't go to jail again. - What?

jail

↓

I, uh… Never mind. Let's go.

mind

↓

- Get the clubs. - Okay.

clubs

↓

Get the clubs.

clubs

↓

- Okay, come on. - Okay.

↓

- Let me do all the talking. - Okay.

↓

Clarity.

clarity

↓

Determination.

↓

Vision.

vision

↓

Focus.

focus

↓

♪ I wanna holler But the joint's too small ♪

holler joints

↓

♪ Young man rhythm's Got a hold of me too ♪

young

↓

♪ I got the rockin' pneumonia And the boogie woogie flu… ♪

boogie pneumonia rockin

↓

We are a team.

team

↓

An unbeatable team.

team

↓

- Purpose. - Power.

power purpose

↓

- See it. - Be it.

↓

Stop. Look at me.

↓

Don't look at that.

↓

Mm-hmm.

↓

We deserve to win.

deserve

↓

- Do we need to do this again? - Yes, it's all about repetition.

↓

I feel like we've done it three times.

three three-times times

↓

- Lance, do you wanna win or not? - Yeah, I do.

lance

↓

Showtime, folks.

folks showtime

↓

What do you want?

↓

Just checking in.

checking

↓

Bullshit.

bullshit

↓

Just seeing how you're doing over at Charles Schwab.

charles seeing

↓

You could watch on SportsCenter. But look, I don't have time for this.

watch

↓

Yeah, I gotta go too. I'm about to tee off.

↓

- I'm hitting them like 2009. - Excuse me.

excuse hitting

↓

- Right. - Oh. Hold up.

↓

Ahh…

↓

Last I checked, you were 11 off from the lead.

checked lead

↓

Wait a minute.

minute

↓

You checking in on me?

checking

↓

No.

↓

You don't think I can win this thing, huh?

↓

- From 11 back? - You wanna bet some money on it?

money

↓

Yeah, as a matter of fact… Actually, no.

fact matter

↓

No. You know I don't gamble anymore. Come on.

anymore gamble

↓

Okay, I'll go easy on you. How about dinner? Olive Garden.

dinner easy garden olive

↓

Fine. I gotta go.

↓

Are we done here?

↓

You hear footsteps?

footsteps

↓

- What? - Listen.

↓

Do you hear footsteps?

footsteps

↓

No.

↓

Your old man's coming for you.

coming mans

↓

Okay.

↓

Hello? Hello…

↓

Teeing off, three-time major winner and 2009 Player of the Year,

major player three winner

↓

Lonnie Hawkins.

hawkins lonnie

↓

Lonnie! Yeah!

lonnie

↓

Did you, uh, forget something, young lady?

forget lady young young-lady

↓

Nope, we're playing with three clubs today.

clubs nope playing three today

↓

All right, come on, Lonnie.

lonnie

↓

Nice! Yes!

↓

- That's how it's done. - Got it.

↓

♪ They see me rollin', they hatin' ♪

rollin

↓

♪ Patrollin' They tryna catch me ridin' dirty ♪

catch dirty

↓

Birdie.

birdie

↓

And birdie.

birdie

↓

♪ Grindin' to see if they can see me lean I'm tint, so it ain't easy to be seen ♪

aint easy lean seen

↓

God damn it, that's a good shot, Lonnie.

lonnie shot

↓

Hoo!

↓

♪ I'm ridin' with a new chick She like, "Hold up!" ♪

chick

↓

♪ Next to the PlayStation controller ♪

controller

↓

♪ It's a full clip in my pistola ♪

clip full

↓

Yes!

↓

- ♪ They see me rollin' ♪ - Whoo!

rollin whoo

↓

♪ They hatin' Patrollin' ♪

↓

Yeah!

↓

Yeah, baby!

baby

↓

♪ Tryna catch me ridin' dirty Tryna catch me ridin' dirty ♪

catch dirty

↓

Fuck yeah!

fuck

↓

- Next on tee, Lance Hawkins. - There he is, that's my boy!

hawkins lance

↓

You got it.

↓

Yay!

↓

How we doin', Baby Hawk?

baby doin hawk

↓

Golden.

golden

↓

Who are all these people?

↓

These are my people, Sam.

↓

- They've been waiting. - For what?

waiting

↓

You'll see.

↓

Yes!

↓

Yeah, baby.

baby

↓

Yeah!

↓

- That was a great round, Lonnie. - Yeah, sure as shit was, yeah.

lonnie round

↓

- Good to see you guys. - Thank you so much.

↓

- Good job. - Well done.

↓

- Yeah! - Whoo-hoo!

whoo

↓

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

whoo

↓

He did it with three clubs!

clubs three

↓

Come on, now.

↓

Motherfucker.

motherfucker

↓

What?

↓

Lonnie.

lonnie

↓

Laszlo, phone.

phone

↓

- That's unbelievable. - What?

unbelievable

↓

Your dad came from 11 back

↓

in some shithouse tournament

tournament

↓

and ended up four strokes up.

ended four

↓

He's projected to win.

↓

No, he's not. Gimme that. Gimme this phone, Carl.

carl phone

↓

And he did it with three clubs.

clubs three

↓

Oh, fuck me.

fuck

↓

The old Hawk.

hawk

↓

He always could get on a heater.

heater

↓

Shit. Laszlo, blond.

blond

↓

I think she's got a case of the Goldens.

case

↓

How you doing?

↓

Do you hear footsteps?

footsteps

↓

Your old man's coming for you.

coming mans

↓

Oh…

↓

Oh, fuck.

fuck

↓

♪ Every morning find me moanin' ♪

morning

↓

♪ Yes, Lord ♪

lord

↓

♪ 'Cause of all the trouble I see ♪

trouble

↓

♪ Yes, Lord ♪

lord

↓

- ♪ Life's a losing gamble to me ♪ - ♪ Yes, Lord ♪

gamble lifes lord losing

↓

♪ Cares and woes have got me moanin' ♪

cares woes

↓

♪ Yes, Lord ♪

lord

↓

♪ Every evening find me moanin' ♪

evening

↓

♪ Yes, Lord ♪

lord

↓

♪ I'm alone and cryin' the blues ♪

alone blues

↓

♪ Yes, Lord ♪

lord

↓

♪ I'm so tired of payin' these dues ♪

dues tired

↓

♪ Yes, Lord ♪

lord

↓

♪ Lord, I spend Plenty of days and nights ♪

days lord nights plenty spend

↓

♪ Alone with my grief Alone with my grief ♪

alone grief

↓

♪ Lord, I pray, I really and truly pray ♪

lord pray truly

↓

♪ Somebody will come and make me believe ♪

believe somebody

↓

- ♪ Every morning find me moanin' ♪ - ♪ Yes, Lord ♪

lord morning

↓

- ♪ 'Cause of all the trouble I see ♪ - ♪ Yes, Lord ♪

lord trouble

↓

- ♪ Life's a losing gamble to me ♪ - ♪ Yes, Lord ♪

gamble lifes lord losing

↓

- ♪ Cares and woes have got me moanin' ♪ - ♪ Yes, Lord ♪

cares lord woes

↓

♪ Lord, I try, really and truly try ♪

lord truly

↓

♪ To find some relief, find some relief ♪

relief

↓

♪ Lord, I spend Plenty of days and nights ♪

days lord nights plenty spend

↓

♪ Alone with my grief Alone with my grief ♪

alone grief

↓

♪ Lord, I pray, I really and truly pray ♪

lord pray truly

↓

♪ To find some relief ♪

relief

↓

♪ Yes, Lord ♪

lord